Date: Saturday, September 6th, 2008
Location: BJCC Arena; Birmingham, Alabama
Main Event: Carl Paralyzer vs. Jack Hammond
Notes: Trauma looks to be a great show as we have Burning and Mike Honcho teaming again, along with Hammond and Paralyzer meating face to face in a hardcore match.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry

Trauma kicks off with the explosive opening video montage, ‘Blind Man’ by Black Stone Cherry blaring through the PA and is ready to go, cameras strafing the amped up crowd as we are taken to Simon Daye and Jaymie Boone sitting at ringside.

Simon Daye: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome again to Trauma, coming to you live from the BJCC Arena in Birmingham, Alabama!

Jaymie Boone: We’ve got a packed crowd, and they’re all ready for things to kick off.

Simon Daye: And we’re starting with triple threat action tonight, James Mase, Derek Sitar and Christian Kane opening things up.

‘Dope Boys’ plays on the P.A. as ‘The Lowrider Kid’ James Mase coming out from the side of the stage in style, in a Lowrider, the hydraulics hissing and the car bucking.

Amber Ashe: From Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 230 pounds, ‘The Lowrider Kid’; James Mase!

He jumps out of his car to a mixed reception, quickly jumping into the ring.

Simon Daye: Here’s a new face to nCw, James Mase.

Jaymie Boone: And entering in style in his lowrider there. Let’s hope he can make just as big an impact in the ring.

A red strobe floods the arena as “Rain Wizard” by Black Stone Cherry blasts the PA. Spotlights swirl around the arena and the strobe dies after "HERE COMES THE RAIN" is shouted. Soon, with an arrogant swagger through the curtain, Derek Sitar comes out with a smirk spread across his face. He makes his way towards the ring, but stops midway down the ramp, looking to his right and then slowly turning his head to the left, shaking his head as he continues his walk.

Amber Ashe: “From Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 220 pounds, “All Natural”; Derek Sitar!

Derek comes to the steel steps and walks up them with such confidence in his stride before ducking in under the top rope, looking into the sea of people that boo him with a smirk. He walks over to the turnbuckle directly down from the stairs and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, slightly tilting his upper body, puts his fists together so his thumbs touch, and points out his index fingers. He hops off the turnbuckle and walks to the center of the ring, finding the hard camera and does the same pose. Soon thereafter, Derek stands in the corner, waiting.

Simon Daye: The arrogant Derek Sitar, one of the newest Corporate Empire members. He’s got an impressive list of accolades, and he’s making his debut here on nCw tonight.

Jaymie Boone: Definitely someone to watch…he’s not as good looking as my boyfriend though.

Simon Daye: We don’t really care, Jaymie.

Before Jaymie can retort, "This Dark Day" by Twelve Stones hits the speakers, the lights flashing in time with the drums, and as the song kicks in, Christian Kane walks out onto the stage.

Amber Ashe: And from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 230 pounds; Christian Kane!

He stands there, soaking in the cheers and boos and poses, before sprinting to the ring, sliding in and immediately jumping to his feet. He climbs the turnbuckle arms extended as he shows off his physique.

Simon Daye: And the veteran Christian Kane. Been on a bit of a slump recently, so maybe this match could be the start of his comeback.

Jaymie Boone: He’s not getting that many cheers though…my boyfriend doesn’t like him either.

Simon Daye:…you do make me wonder how you got this job sometimes.

The three men stand in their own spots across from each other, each man sizing other up as the ref checks them over. Suddenly, James Mase stands forwards pointing at the other two and smiling cockily. He then raises his hands and tries to get a pop from the crowd.

Jaymie Boone: What’s this guy think he’s doing?

Simon Daye: He thinks he’s got what it takes to win I guess.

Christian and Derek look at each other incredulously before both charging suddenly at the unsuspecting ‘Lowrider Kid’, nailing him with a double clothesline. The ref signals for the bell.

Simon Daye: Looks like the Christian Kane and Derek Sitar weren’t impressed as this match gets underway.

The pair kick and stomp away at the downed James Mase, the rookie trying to cover himself up. Suddenly, Christian grabs Derek by the back of the head, pulling him towards the ropes, looking to throw him out and over the top rope. He’s only half successful, Derek managing to flip over and land on the apron before springing back in. Christian doesn’t spot this and moves towards James in the middle of the ring, and is promptly run down from behind as Derek clubs him in the back, making Christian collapse to a knee.

Simon Daye: Christian showing why you should never take your eyes off an opponent there, especially one as talented as Derek Sitar.

Jaymie Boone: Yeah, and my boyfriend was telling me that Dere-

Simon Daye: I’m going to have to cut you off there, Jaymie, because nobody cares.

Derek Sitar is going to work on Christian, throwing lefts and rights, forcing the Englishman into a corner, trying to defend himself, but still a little dazed from that blow to the back of the head. The ref steps in, trying to get them out of the corner and Derek takes a step back, the stunned Christian Kane dropping to a knee and trying to shake the stars from his eyes. He shrugs his shoulders mockingly, pointing to Christian and smirking, his confidence emanating as a mix of cheers and boos fill the arena. Derek reaches down, pulling Christian away from the corner before delivering a straight DDT, casually rolling him over for a cover. The ref slides in for the count.

1-2…

Simon Daye: Kickout by Christian Kane!

Jaymie Boone: Looks like he’s not as bad as my boyfriend says.

Simon Daye: *sigh*

Derek shakes his head, standing before delivering a vicious knee drop to Christian’s temple. A chorus of boos come from the capacity crowd, Derek simply smiling, and looking down at the Englishman as if studying some worthless piece of garbage. Suddenly, there’s a pop from the crowd, Derek turning just in time to see James Mase launching himself from the top turnbuckle with a diving crossbody that hits.

Simon Daye: I think maybe Derek Sitar forgot this was a triple threat and got blindsided by the rookie there, as James Mase goes for a quick cover!

1-2…

Kickout! James Mase stands up and looks at the ref who holds up two fingers. He looks down at his two felled opponents and reaches down for Derek Sitar, bringing the cocky nCw newcomer to his feet and whipping him across the ring. James watches as Derek comes back and bends over looking to flip the other wrestler over his head, but Derek has him scouted, delivering stiff kick. He angrily follows up, locking up and lifting the smaller rookie, bringing him down in a thunderous T-Bone Suplex. He comes to his feet, looking down at James with a rather unfriendly look on his face.

Jaymie Boone: Doesn’t look like Derek Sitar appreciated getting attacked by the rookie.

Simon Daye: It certainly doesn’t, and he’s not going for the cover by the looks of things. I think he’s got something not very nice in mind for ‘The Lowrider Kid’.

Derek grabs James roughly by the hair, dragging the rookie to his feet. He locks up again, putting James into a facelock and yells at the crowd, looking to try to end it with his Andreka. Out of nowhere, a boot comes crashing into the side of Derek’s head, Christian delivering a superkick. Derek goes down hard, James staggering away, but Christian wastes no time, charging at the rookie with a head of steam and delivers a brutal looking spear. James clutches at his ribs and rolls out of the ring, falling off the apron to the outside.

Simon Daye: And Chrisitian quickly turning the tables there, looking to have recovered from that earlier assault.

Jaymie Boone: Where the hell did he come from?!

Christian turns and quickly makes his way to the fallen Derek Sitar, delivering a few stiff kicks of his own before pulling Derek to his feet, locking up from behind, tossing him into a German suplex. Christian holds on and bridges it into a pin the ref falling to the mat.

1-2…

Amazingly, Derek kicks out, rolling away to a corner, trying to get himself upright. The crowd offers a smattering of applause, Christian cursing and getting to his feet and reaching Derek in no time, grabbing him and whipping across into the opposite corner. The Englishman charges after Derek who manages to spot it coming raising a boot that Christian fails to avoid, staggering backwards, grabbing his head. Derek backs against the turnbuckle, mounting the second rope, coming down in a clubbing double axe-handle that sends Christian to the mat. The crowd pops again and this time Derek manages to sidestep James who leaps in once again from the top turnbuckle. However, instead of cratering, he lands squarely on top of Christian Kane, Derek unaware, a smile on his face, figuring the rookie had simply injured himself. The crowd roars and James quickly covers.

1-2…

Derek quickly realizes what’s happening behind him, and spins around, stomping on James and breaking up the pin.

Simon Daye: The newbie almost had that thanks to Derek’s cockiness.

Jaymie Boone: So close, and yet so far. My boyfriend taught me that.

James is dragged to his feet by Derek who doesn’t look at all pleased. He drags him by the head to a corner, looking to slam the rookie’s face into the turnbuckle. James blocks it, bracing a leg against one of the ropes and then counters by grabbing Derek’s head, jerking it into the padded turnbuckle. James looks about at the cheering crowd, both of his competitors down, smiling confidently. He steps over Derek Sitar and starts climbing to the top again.

Simon Daye: Looks like someone prefers the high-risk stuff.

‘The Lowrider Kid’ mounts the top rope, crouching before standing and raising his arms, getting another pop. He looks down and points at Derek and smiles.

Jaymie Boone: I hope he realizes he’s wasting time up there.

Simon Daye: And I hope you realize someday that you’ve already wasted plenty of mine.

James stops with the showboating, leaping from his perch flipping over into a moonsault, aimed to hit the felled Derek Sitar…who raises his knees, the falling rookie having no way to defend himself. He flops to the mat, clutching at his ribs as Derek gets to his feet and drags the helpless ‘Lowrider Kid’ towards the centre of the ring, putting him into another facelock. Before he can deliver his finisher this time, there’s a movement to his left, Christian Kane once again on his feet, looking rather woozy. Derek smirks and lets go of James, who sinks to the canvas, cockily walking over to the dazed Christian. He leans forwards and yells some abuse in the Englishman’s face, before reaching to grab him…but Christian suddenly springs into action ducking down and flipping the surprised Derek over the ropes. However, like before, the experience and agility of Derek Sitar shows as he lands on his feet, albeit shakily, on the ring apron. He smiles cockily and turns to get back inside the ring. Christian is prepared this time, delivering a stiff superkick to the side of Derek’s head, the other wrestler crashing to the outside, hitting a barrier on the way down.

Jaymie Boone: Ooh, he’s gonna feel that in the morning.

Simon Daye: I suspect he could have also felt that when it happened.

Christian smiles, some cheers coming from the crowd. He turns to see James Mase, still dazed, leaning against the ropes. The rookie valiantly comes forward, throwing a wild punch. Christian deftly steps to one side, letting James pass by before grabbing him around the neck, bending the hapless rookie’s body backwards. He mercilessly slams down into the ‘Warped’, quickly covering as the ref slides in.

1-2-3!

Christian rises to his feet and leans back against the ropes, letting out a big sigh and grinning from ear-to-ear, as “This Dark Day’ blares over the PA letting the ref raise his hand, a mix of boos and cheers filling the arena.

Amber Ashe: Your winner; Christian Kane!

Simon Daye: Well, it looks like his dry spell is finally over. He’s gotta be pleased with that win.

Jaymie Boone: I still don’t like him that much, and neither does-

Simon Daye: -your boyfriend, I know.

Jaymie Boone: Y’know, you should really stop saying stuff like that.

Simon Daye: And you should stop giving me headaches. Coming up later on tonight, we’ve got a Hardcore Match between nCw’s resident Hamster, Jack Hammond and Carl ‘Deathstalker’ Paralyzer, but first we’ve got tag team action between the unlikely duo of Mike Honcho and ‘The Burning’ against Domincus World Order, right after these messages.

{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}

{"I.V." by X-Japan begins playing as the crowd boo loudly. Lord Dominicus wearing his "Legion of Doom" style chest armor along with cape steps onto the ramp. Warren Suffering steps out behind him. The two make their way to the ring where Warren holds the ropes for his Dark Lord to step through. As the song dies down, Warren assists his Dark Lord in removing his armor as they await their opponents.}

Jaymie Boone: The DWO is inside the ring, much to the disgust of the crowd as they await the arrival of Mike Honcho and The Burning!

{Holy Diver erupts over the PA system. As Mike makes his way toward the ring he mimes basic magic tricks to live up his nickname, “The Magic Man”. As he enters the ring he does basic warm ups and stretches.}

{The opening of "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage; He is wearing a red jacket that hangs all the way to below his knees with his logo on the back. He is facing the ring but his gaze is fixed on the floor. When he is fully raised, The News comes from behind the normal entrance area and removes The Burnings jacket. Phil throws one fist in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He walks to the ring and up the steps before getting in. The News takes his place at ringside.}

Simon Daye: Looks like The Burning is going to start this match off for them and Rob Diamond will be starting for DWO!

{The referee calls for the bell as Burning and Rob Diamond lock up in the center of the ring and Diamond starts the match off with a side headlock on Burns. Burning pushes Diamond back into the ropes as Diamond comes back off the opposite side ropes, Burning plants him with a drop toe-hold and into a front face lock. The crowd is cheering him on as the referee is asking Diamond if he wants to quit. Burns picks him up and pulls him over into his corner as he tags in Mike Honcho. Honcho climbs up on the top ropes and jumps off with a double axe handle to the back of Diamond! Honcho now grabs the arm of Diamond and starts to twist it, not once, but two times around! Honcho swings him into the far ropes and catches Honcho in a sleeper hold! The referee is checking on Diamond to see if he wants to give up as he slowly begins to fade away, the crowd begins to cheer for Honcho. Suffering enters the ring and attacks Honcho from behind causing Burns to enter the ring as the referee tells Suffering to leave and then turns around and is arguing with The Burning in the corner. Diamond pushes Honcho in his own corner as Suffering grabs him and Diamond begins to deliver a series of right and left hands into the face of Honcho as the crowd is booing wildly. Suffering lets him go as the referee turns around, Diamond tags to Suffering. Warren Suffering enters the ring and immediately levels Honcho with a huge forearm to the back! He grabs Honcho and tosses him back into the corner and begins to stomp on him as the referee is counting and trying to get him to back out of the corner. Suffering is now arguing with the referee as Diamond grabs a hold of Honcho and starts to choke him in the corner. The crowd is booing wildly now as The Burning is beside himself in the far corner as Diamond releases Honcho. Honcho fires a right hand out of the corner at Suffering and then another one as the crowd is starting to rally behind him. He quickly lands an elbow into the face of Diamond and finally pushes Warren Suffering out of the corner on him and swings him into the ropes as Suffering lands a huge shoulder block take down as the crowd boos again. Suffering picks up Honcho, as Honcho tries to kick him but Warren catches his leg. Honcho hops around for a moment and then connects with an inziguri! The crowd is roaring now as Honcho is desperately crawling over to his corner and reaches out tagging The Burning in as he comes in, he rocks Suffering to sleep with a forearm shot to the head! Diamond enters the ring and Burns quickly dispenses him from whence he came! The Burning has his arms wrapped around the waist of Warren Suffering and connects with a German suplex!}

Jaymie Boone: The Burning and company are rolling now!

Simon Daye: Hopefully they can keep up the momentum and pick up a huge win!

{The Burning locks in the Emergin’ Sea as the referee asks Suffering if he wants to quit. Burns starts to deliver his headbutts as Diamond enters the ring to break the hold! The Burning gets up and tags in Honcho as he enters the ring, Suffering tags in Rob Diamond. Honcho ducks a clothesline attempt by Diamond and starts to fire right and left hands into the face of Diamond and backs him up into the ropes. Honcho swings Diamond into the ropes as Diamond ducks a clothesline attempt from Honcho and reaches back…DIAMOND CUTTER! Diamond quickly lifts up the leg as the referee starts to count! 1…2…3!!!! THE DWO PICKS UP THE VICTORY! Their music hits as The Burning leaped into the ring a second too late, Suffering and Diamond both get out of the ring as The Burning is sitting over Honcho checking on him and is pointing towards the DWO. The referee climbs out of the ring and raises the arms of both Diamond and Suffering in victory!}

Simon Daye: Diamond and Suffering both found a way to pick up the win, but it was a very hard fought match! The crowd isn’t liking it, but it is what it is!

{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}

Simon Daye: Welcome back fans, it's the time of the night where we go to our main event!

Jaymie Boone: This should be... a decent match, at least these two have been at each other's necks recently in matches.

Simond Daye: I think this match is going to be insanely exciting myself.

Jaymie Boone: That's because you don't know what's good for you.

The arena lights go out and it's in darkness as "Grind" by Alice in Chains surrounds out through the arena. The crowd instantly starting booing as there is a symbol of a Deathstalker Scorpion in blood on the ring mat, then all off a sudden it disappears and the music cut's out and you hear and see two bolts of lightening hit the ramp. The music cut's back in as the ramp is smoking you see Carl Paralyzer stroll out and stand at the ramp and a smirk of twisted evilness appears on his face. The crowd boo louder and louder as Carl is walking down the ramp to the ring, he get's to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, once in the ring he get's to his feet. You see and hear four bolts of lightening, each one of them hits a different turnbuckle. Carl stands there with an sick look on his face as his music fades out and as he gets ready for action.

Jaymie Boone: Well here's the paralyzing one. Paralyzingly boring.

Simon Daye: You just don't like anybody do you?

Jaymie Boone: Not really.

Simon Daye: At least you're honest I guess.

The arena is still buzzing from the night's events, the hubbub of the crowd settling slightly, the audience waiting for the next event.

Then suddenly a familiar drumline rips out through the PA, the crowd cheering as white lights in the arena start flashing, the Tron showing Jack as he leans against his 911, grinning confidently, occasionally strobing with his name in bold letters and shots of him flying through the air or delivering a Charger or Mustang from his previous matches. A lairy British voice can be heard shouting out over it, the drums still crashing away.

We put this festival on you b******s, with alot of love! We worked for one year for you pigs! And you want to break our walls down and destroy us?! Well you go to hell!

With that, a British Invasion fuzzed up riff breaks through, just as Jack Hammond strides through with a confident grin, the lights still flashing above him and images of his high-flying antics from previous matches play on Tron as he observes the cheering crowd, shrugging before walking down the ramp towards the ring, occasionally delivering a couple of friendly high-fives to nearby audience members who reach out towards him.

He jumps onto the ring apron before hopping over the top rope, wheeling about, yelling at the crowd, mounting the second turnbuckle to look around the arena. He pulls off his 'How Hard Can It Be?' t-shirt, tossing it into the crowd, before hopping down to the canvas and limbering up in the ring, waiting for/staring down his opponent.

Jaymie Boone: Here we go Hardy, this match is ready to get started.

Simon Daye: Hardy?

Jaymie Boone: Ho sorry, I mistook you as somebody interesting for a second.

Simon Daye: ha ha ha..... you're hilarious.

Jaymie Boone: Thank you.

{The bell barely has a chance to ring before Paralyzer charges Hammond and drives him backwards into the corner with vicious series of punches. Hammond is backed into the corner and Paralyzer takes a step back and charges but Hammond lowers a shoulder and lifts sending Paralyzer flipping up and over to the apron. Hammond backs off and measures Paralyzer and runs and dives through the ropes catching Paralyzer with a spear that sends both men flying to the floor below!}

Simond Daye: My god did you see that!?!

Jaymie Boone: Yawn.

Simon Daye: Are you kidding me?! Hammond just drove Paralyzer to the floor from inside the ring... off the apron!

Jaymie Boone: I know I saw.... boring.

Simon Daye: You've got some issues.

{Both men are in pain as Hammond rolls over and is the first one to his feet. He grabs Paralyzer by the hair and pulls him off the ground, he turns and drives him face first into the steel ring post. Paralyzer's head bounces off as he backs up holding his forehead. Hammond grabs Carl from behind but Paralyzer kicks backwards catching Hammond right in the junk. Hamond steps back and holds his private area Paralyzer turns around and scoops Hammond and drops him throught first into the ring rails guarding the ring area! Hammond pops straight up in the air holding his throat but Paralyzer shoves him from behind and lifts his legs and sends him flipping into the crowd! Paralyzer steps over the ring barrier and follows. Hammond comes forward trying to escape but Paralyzer takes a steel chair {he just took from a fan, who was sitting on it} and slams it hard into the back of Hammond! Hammond falls forward onto his knees in pain.}

Jaymie Boone: Where are these two going?

Simon Daye: I don't know but they are taking this fight away from ringside that's for sure.

Jaymie Boone: I wonder if they like each other.....

{Paralyser pulls Hammond off the floor and pulls him back to his feet and walks him up the steps to a flat area of concrete that goes around the arena. Paralyser looks to piledrive Hammond on the flat walkway but Hammond holds on tight and uses all his strength to lift, sending Paralyzer flipping onto his back on the cold floor. Paralyzer sits up holding his back and Hammond kicks him hard in the back, Paralyzer falls down and Hammond covers. 1...2... but Paralyzer kicks out.}

Simon Daye: These two are ripping into each other.

{Hammond pulls Carl to his feet and Irish whips him through the door way into the inside of the arena where he collids into a fan sending his nachos flying everywhere. The fan backs off and screams covered with cheese and Paralyzer turns around right into a punch from Hammond, no Paralyzer catches the arm of Hammond, Paralyzer takes it under his arm and runs forward driving him into the ground with a type of one armed bull dog! Hammond holds his arm as he screams in pain after it collides with the hard concrete. Paralzer pulls Hammond up off the ground Irish whips him hard into the nearest door he sees, the door goes flying open due to the force and Hammond stumbles inside and falls on his face. Paralyzer follows and as he enters it's clear, they are now in the bathroom..... women's bathroom, as women come running out screaming.}

Jaymie Boone: Oh lord...

Simon Daye: These two don't seem to care where they're at, they're going to rip each other's heads off.

{Paralyzer pulls Hammond back to his feet and slams him face first into the tiled wall, but holds on and drags him over to a stall. Paralyzer kicks the door open and then tries to shove Hammond's head into the toilet but Hammond extends his arms and manages to hold on, Paralyzer tries again but again Hammond stiffens his arms. Hammond drives his elbow into the stomach of Paralyzer and it stuns him for a second but Carl comes right back with a lifting knee right to the chin of Hammond, Hammond flies backwards and hits the stall barrier and Carl takes him by the head and slams him face first into the toilet seat and then shoving his head in! Paralyzer reaches up and flushes before letting go and stepping out of the way, Hammond stumbles out of the stall backwards and falls to the ground.}

Simon Daye: What is going on here.

Jaymie Boone: I think they regressed back to seventh graders.

{Paralyzer jumps onto Hammond and hooks a leg. 1....2... but Hammond kicks out hard. Carl seems upset as he slaps the ground and screams at the ref. He reaches over and pulls Hammond to his feet but Hammond stomps on his foot Carl steps backwards and Jack takes him by the head and runs him face first into the mirror on the wall, which smashes, Carl comes off and holds his face in pain as Hammond backs away and measures Paralyzer up, he runs forward and hits the mustang! Hammond covers 1....2....3!!! Hammond wins...}

Simon Daye: Hammond wins!!! Hammond wins!!

Jaymie Boone: Inside the ladies restroom....

Simond Daye: Regardless he won... well fans, that's all for us, until next week! Goodnight!

{With the sight of a wet... somewhat smelly Hammond having his arm raised. Trauma goes off the air.}