Date: Saturday, July 25th, 2009
Location: Ford Center; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Main Event: JackHammer vs. Dark Prophet
Notes: This week Trauma looks to be a very good show. Xtreme rules main event along with a singles match featuring Sexy Jason and Xavier Williams. You will not want to miss this show.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
Simon Daye: Welcome to another exciting week of Trauma.
Jaymie Boone: Some awesome matches are coming your way
Simon Daye: We are coming to you live from Oklahoma City
Jaymie Boone: We are at the Ford Center
MATCH ONE
Cameron Corvis vs. USA vs. Gabriel Karras
Three Way Match
The arena goes pitch black as 'Miseria Cantare' by A Fire Inside begins to play on the PA system. White strobe lights blind the arena as Cameron Corvis emerges slowly from the top of the ramp. He walks slowly towards the ring as he stares intently at the people in the stands, the look of uncertainty spread across his face. Cameron enters the ring and then proceeds to take off his trench coat.
Simon Daye: The first match of the evening is starting to make its present know
Jaymie Boone: In the ring right now is Cameron Corvis “The Lost Soul”
Simon Daye: This first match is a Three Way. Should be exciting
Comes out wearing a Uncle Sam costume with a large American Flag. When he reaches the middle of the ramp, he stops begins waving the Flag and an elaborate display of red white and blue pyro go off on the stage him. He continues to the ring, climbs the stairs. He positions the flag in the turnbuckle, salutes it. Then he warms up by bouncing off the ropes a couple times then falls to the mat and does push ups till his opponent's music starts.
Jaymie Boone: In the ring at this time U.S.A
Simon Daye: Also stands for Ulysses Samuel Adams. He lost to Daredevil during his debut match last week here on Trauma.
Jaymie Boone: I was sick last week
{The Somber tones of Avenge Sevenfolds 'Waking the Fallen' play, followed by the guitar. The arena lights go out and a deep red light comes on over the entrance ramp. Gabrielle comes out at and kneels at the top of the ramp. He places a bible on the floor, crosses himself, then leans down and touches his forehead to it. He stands, walks to the ring and slides into it. He walks to the corner, and places the bible, then kneels in prayer until the match starts.}
Jaymie Boone: And the final opponent for this Three way....In the ring at this time here is Gabrielle Damien Karass making his debut on Trauma tonight
Simon Daye: All three wrestlers are in the ring. Am I reading this right? Oh my Gawg! It says here that Sister Desiree is a former stripper
Jaymie Boone: Simon you need to get your eyes back inside your head
{The ref calls for the bell. All three men slowly circles each other. They are checking each other out. Sister Desiree is standing outside the ring watching the match. Ulysses goes to attack Cameron. They lock up and Ulysses pushes Cameron back into the corner. Ulysses goes to back away and he turns right into a Body Slammed from Gabrielle. Ulysses is holding onto his back. As Gabrielle bends over to help Ulysses up Cameron comes running out of the corner and kicks the legs out from Gabrielle. Gabrielle falls face first on the mat, causing Ulysses to fall back to the mat}
Sister Desiree screams at Cameron Corvis saying” May God have Mercy upon your soul”
{Cameron just waves her off and drops a Leg drop right on the back of Gabrielle's neck. Gabrielle is holding onto his neck. Ulysses is making it to his feet. Cameron stands up and Ulysses goes for a Clothesline. Cameron ducks and Gabrielle rolls to the outside. Ulysses hits the ropes and before he even begins to rebound, Cameron comes a running and nails a Clothesline that sends Ulysses over the top rope and onto the floor.}
Simon Daye: MY GAWD! The force of that Clothesline.
{ The ref looks down on the floor. He was going to start his count, but Gabrielle rolls back into the ring. He stands and he is facing toe to toe with Cameron. Cameron kept on looking at clerical collar and he just smiles. You can just barely hear Gabrielle say “God Loves you” Cameron shook his head in a yes manor and then nails a right fist right into the face of Gabrielle. He does a second one and it rocks Gabrielle backwards}
Jaymie Boone: Cameron I don't think you should hit a man of God!
Simon Daye: Hey when he steps into that ring....
{ Cameron takes the arm of Gabrielle's and Irish Whips him into the ropes. As he is rebounding, Ulysses slowly makes it back into the ring by crawling underneath the bottom rope. Being the big guy out of the bunch, Gabrielle knocks Cameron down with a shoulder block. Gabrielle goes into the ropes again and he rebounds. Cameron sees him coming and he leaps over. Unfortunately for Ulysses which was coming behind Cameron collides with Gabrielle and they both had a meeting of the minds. Both of them hit each other with their heads. They both fall to the mat holding onto their head.}
Simon Daye: What a head on Collision!
Jaymie Boone: Talk about some Trauma there
{ Cameron takes this opportunity and picks Ulysses up and hits a Swinging Neck breaker. Ulysses is holding onto his head and neck. Cameron goes to the top rope and comes off and hits Blackout
Simon Daye: that was a 360 degree Shooting Star Press
Sister Desiree is trying to get Gabrielle back into the match. Gabrielle is holding onto his head also. He is moving around on the mat. He slowly makes it to his knees. He is shaking his head. He makes it to his feet. Cameron gets to his feet and he helps Ulysses to his. Gabrielle goes charging at both men and Cameron lets go of Ulysses and as he does Ulysses falls to the mat and Gabrielle goes into a corner and he hits hard with his back. Cameron goes running into the corner and nails Gabrielle with a body Splash. Cameron moves out of the corner and Gabrielle falls face first on the mat. Cameron goes back over to Ulysses and nails a Moonsault. Cameron gets to his feet and he brings Ulysses to his feet. He sets him up. He nails him with Aneurysum. Cameron goes for the cover. Gabrielle is trying to crawl over to stop the pin attempt. The ref is in position 1.... Gabrielle is getting closer...2... Gabrielle reaches and gets a hold of Cameron's leg and tries to pull...but he does not have what it takes right now.....3!}
Simon Daye: Cameron Corvis did it! What a Vertebreaker!
Jaymie Boone: Here is your winner....by pinfall..... CAMERON CORVIS
The ref is raising Cameron hands in victory
Simon Daye: Fans you don't want to miss any of the action to follow. We told you that Trauma will be exciting and after this first match....Trauma is living up to its name
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Welcome back to Trauma
Jaymie Boone: Next match is getting ready to come your way.
MATCH TWO
The Ace vs. Mac Bane
Singles Match
The lights dim and then "This Moment" by Disturbed plays as Bane walks out onto the stage, he pauses looking out at the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. He takes a couple of steps down the ramp and red pyro erupts behind him and he makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring sliding in under the bottom rope. He goes to the corner and steps up on the middle turnbuckle and flexes for the crowd then steps off and awaits his opponent.
Simon Daye: “The One Man Wrecking Crew” Mac Bane is back here in nCw.
Jaymie Boone: He is from New Mexico
Simon Daye: No Jaymie he is from Texas
As the opening guitar and drums play, the lights dim and flash slowly red as the titantron shows a small red circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage and huge flame pyro explodes either side of the ramp bathing the arena in a static red light as the lyrics to 'Ace Of Spades' by Bathory begin. Cards begin to slowly fall from the rafters after the pyro explosions and Kathy emerges beside him as the titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The couple walk down the ramp through the shower of falling cards, Kathy has an arm around her husband's waist. The cards stop falling as The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps, and the couple kiss before The Ace climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades, the lights return to normal and he winks to his wife...
Simon Daye: The Ace is his opponent. Last week The Ace took out Dark Prophet. Can he take out Mac Bane this week?
Jaymie Boone: Kathy is at ringside with her husband.
{The ref had just finished checking the Ace. He signals for the bell. Kathy is at ringside. Both men begins to circle each other. Mac Bane looks over at Kathy. They both go to lock up in the middle of the ring and Mac Bane gets the advantage by placing a well kick to the stomach. The Ace bends over and Mac Bane nails a couple of Elbow to the back of Ace's neck. The force of the elbows sends The Ace to one knee. }
Simon Daye: “The One Man Wrecking Crew” has a slight height advantage and he weights just a bit more. The question will be is will he continue to use it to his advantage?
{ Mac Bane goes to grab the Ace and pulls him up. The Ace had other plans. He nails Mac Bane with a couple of rights to the midsection. Mac Bane moves backward. The Ace gets to his feet. Mac Bane comes a running with a Clothesline, but the Ace ducks under and Mac Bane goes into the ropes. Mac Bane rebounds and is taking down with a Drop Kick from the Ace. Mac Bane gets to his feet and he goes after the Ace and is taking down with a Arm Drag. The Ace holds onto the hold. Kathy is smiling as her husband is in control of his match. The Ace is putting pressure on the arm as Mac Bane makes it to his feet. The Ace tiwist on the arm. Mac Bane lets out a scream. The Ace then yanks on the arm. Mac Bane goes to one knee.}
Simon Daye: The Ace is trying to yank Mac Bane's arm out of its place.
{Mac Bane gets to his feet. He places a hand on the Ace's face and move him back into the ropes. The ref is asking for a clean break. The Ace is letting go of Mac Bane's arm. Mac Bane is leaning the Ace's head back. The ref is trying to get between Mac Bane and The Ace, when Mac Bane backs away from the Ace. The Ace looks at Kathy. The ref moves out of the way and Mac Bane goes charging in and the Ace turns just in time to receive a Clothesline that sends him on his butt on the mat.}
Simon Daye: What a clothesline?
Jaymie Boone: That had to hurt
{The Ace is holding onto his throat as Mac Bane helps him to his feet. He grabs The Ace arm and whips him into the corner. Mac Bane goes running in again and this time he is meet with a Boot to the face. Mac Bane staggers backward and he goes forward again and is caught with another Boot to the face. The Ace jumps upon the top rope. As Mac Bane turns around, The Ace jumps off and nails a Double Axe Handle on Mac Bane head. Mac Bane hits hard on the mat. He is holding onto his head.}
Simon Daye: That is going to hurt for a bit
{ The Ace goes for the pin. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2... Mac Bane kicks out. Kathy thought The Ace was going to win. The Ace pulls Mac Bane up and whips him into the ropes. Mac Bane rebounds and the Ace takes him down hard with a Spear. Mac Bane is holding onto his stomach as The Ace stands up. The Ace is looking down at Mac Bane and has a smirk on his face. The Ace then goes for a Knee Drop to the face of Mac Bane. Mac Bane moves and The Ace's knee hits the mat.}
Kathy looks away as if that hurt
Simon Daye: Both men are given it there best shot so far.
Jaymie Boone: Mac Bane will take the win tonight
Simon Daye: Why because he is single
Jaymie Boone: hmmm.....look over there, Kathy is still at ringside
{Mac Bane gets to his feet. The Ace makes it to his feet. Mac Bane nails a Drop Kick right on the knee of The Ace that hit the mat. The Ace goes down and he is holding onto that knee. Mac Bane grabs that leg and he drops down with an Elbow right above the knee. The Ace lets out a scream. Mac Bane stands back up and does it again. He gets up and pulls The Ace closer to the ropes. Mac Bane goes to the top rope. The Ace is trying to move out of the way, but Mac Bane leaps and hits a top rope Elbow right above that knee.}
Kathy pounds on the mat.
Simon Daye: I think “The One Man Wrecking Crew” is living up to his name
{ The Ace grabs for that knee and holds onto. Mac Bane gets to his feet as The Ace is rolling around. Mac Bane stomps on the knee a couple of times. Kathy is screaming at Mac Bane to “Stop it” Mac Bane looks over at Kathy and smiles. He looks back down at The Ace and laughs as he can tell that The Ace is in pain. The Ace has made it to the ropes and he is pulling himself up with the use of the ropes. Mac Bane goes over and Kicks at the knee, sending The Ace back to the mat. Mac Bane grabs the leg and pulls The Ace out to the center of the ring where he drops another Elbow right above that knee.}
Simon Daye: I think Mac Bane is working on part of the body.
Jaymie Boone: Showing us his great body
Simon Daye: What happen to Sexy Jason?
Jaymie Boone: Sexy Jason still has the sexiest body....but his attitude..(Beep) s*cks (Beep)
all you hear was BEEP...BEEP on your Television set at home.
Simon Daye looks at Jaymie Boone. He could not believe what she had just said about Sexy Jason.
{Back in the ring, Mac Bane had the leg that he has been working on the knee of The Ace and he is trying to turn The Ace over into a Boston Crab. The Ace is dealing with the pain and he is trying to keep from getting turned over. Kathy is screaming at The Ace “To fight it” Mac Bane is trying to get The Ace to turn. The Ace is trying not to be turned over. Kathy is at ringside making rude remarks about Mac Bane. Mac Bane drops the leg and goes over to where Kathy is. Kathy moves away from ringside.}
Simon Daye: Kathy got Mac Bane's attention off of her husband leg.
Jaymie Boone: Can't Kathy stay out of a match for once.
{Mac Bane stands there smiling at Kathy. This is giving The Ace some time to make it to his feet and believe us....it took him all of this time just to make it to his feet. Mac Bane turns around and sees that The Ace had made it to his feet. Mac Bane goes charging and The Ace steps aside and takes Mac Bane down with a drop toe hold. Mac Bane neck lands on the bottom ropes. The Ace takes this opportunity to stick his boot on the back of Mac Bane's neck and begins to choke him. The ref is telling The Ace to make a clear break. Kathy makes her way over to that side of the ring. The ref begins his 5 count and as he was getting to 4 The Ace removes his boot and pushes the ref back and begins talking with the Ref. Mac Bane is trying to get his breath when Kathy pushes down on Mac Bane's head and she is choking him. Kathy lets ago but before she moves back to the other side of the ring she Slaps Mac Bane right in the face.}
Simon Daye: Not only did Kathy helped choke Mac Bane, she also bi*ched slapped him
When The Ace seen Kathy back on the other side of the ring he went over and jumps on Mac Bane and holds on the ropes as he is choking Mac Bane again. The ref begins his 5 count and gets to 3 when The Ace stands up and moves away from Mac Bane. Mac Bane finally gets his throat off of the bottom rope and he rolls onto his back away from the ropes. He is trying to get some breath back into him. The Ace did not let up he nails Mac Bane with a Leg drop right across the chest. The Ace gets to his feet. He waits on Mac Bane. Kathy is screaming to pin him. Mac Bane slowly makes it to his feet. You can tell he is daze from being choked. He turns around and The Ace nails Reversal of Fortune}
Simon Daye: The Diamond Cutter that should be it for “The One Man Wrecking Crew” Mac Bane
{Kathy is jumping up and down but instead of pinning Mac Bane, The Ace picks him up and sets him on the top rope. The Ace climbs to the top rope
Jaymie Boone: What is The Ace doing?
{To The Ace surprise Mac Bane is fighting back on the top rope. Kathy looks worried. Mac Bane starts laying in punches to the midsection of The Ace. The Ace ends up following backwards on his back on the mat. Mac Bane is shaking the cobwebs from his head. He stands on the top rope . He waits for The Ace to get up. Kathy is screaming for The Ace look up. The Ace gets up and as The Ace makes it to his feet, Mac Bane nails No Balls, No Glory}
Simon Daye: What a top rope Clothesline. That almost took off the Ace's head!
Jaymie Boone: Look at the (BEEP) b*tch(BEEP) now
Simon Daye can not believe his partner tonight. That is the second time tonight.
{Mac Bane looks at Kathy and smiles. He picks The Ace up and slamms him into the corner. He goes running in and nails The Ace with That'll Leave a Mark}
Simon Daye: I think Mac Bane is not done with The Ace Yet. That ladies and Gentlemen was some Stinger Splash
{Kathy gets on the apron and tries to distract the ref. Mac Bane goes over while her husband comes out of the corner and falls flat on his face on the mat. Mac Bane goes over to Kathy and B*tch slapped her right in the face. The force from the slapped knocked Kathy to the floor.
Jaymie Boone: Serve her right for interfering in the match;
Ace, looks over the ropes in shock to see if Kathy's ok, he holds the ropes and looks over when he is jerked off by Mac Bane who spins him around and kicks him hard in the stomach, he locks him up and hits a pedigree that he calls Bane of your Existance! Mac Bane covers 1...2...3!
Simon Daye: “The One Man Wrecking Crew” Mac Bane lived up to his name.
Jaymie Boone: Here is the winner of the match by pinfall.....”The One Man Wrecking Crew” MAC BANE
The ref is raising Mac Bane's hands in victory as Kathy is pulling herself up with the help of the apron. She does not look to happy. The Ace is starting to stir on the mat. Then suddenly the fans react as Jimmy Zane and another man run out form the back!
Jaymie Boone: There's Jimmy Zane.... and... who is that!?
Simon Daye: That's... that's Nick Logan!
Jaymie Boone: Holy... what are they doing out here!?
The two men slide into the ring as Ace is pushing himself up off the mat. Ace looks confused as he's surrounded by all three men know. He turns to look at Logan when suddenly he is jerked back around by Zane who takes him by the head and hits his Head Shrinker flipping piledriver! Zane moves out of the way as Logan pulls Ace back to his feet and puts him on his shoulder to hit his Natural Disaster death valley driver! As Mac Bane's music begisn blaring they stand over Ace looking down and smiling at their work while Kathy screams on the outside for some help.
Simon Daye: What is going on here!?
Jaymie Boone: I have no idea....
Simon Daye: I can't believe what I'm seeing, The Synidcate has apparently set their sights towards Ace!
Jaymie Boone: This is crazy...
Simon Daye: No joke.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Back from commercial, and we're ready to bring you Sexy Jason taking on Xavier Williams!
Jaymie Boone: A former World champin versus a former National champion.... should be great!
Simon Daye: Oh, it will be.
MATCH THREE
Sexy Jason vs. Xavier Williams
Singles Match
{Sexy Jason's entrance followed by Xavier Williams. Both men are in the ring.}
Simon Daye: Both men are out, and it's time we got this show on the road!
Jaymie Boone: I think I'll enjoy this match for once.
{Xavier and Jason circle each other for a few moments before the both lunge in at the other and meet with a lockup. Xavier grabs Jason by the head and then drives an elbow into the side of Jason's face immediately afterwards. Jason is stunned and X spins around and hits a discus punch that sends Jason to the mat. Jason rolls over and back to his feet but as soon as he gets up he takes a drop kick from Williams. Jason turns over and slaps the mat and gets back up again but this time takes a running thrusting kick from Xavier right into the gut, the kick staggers Jason backwards into the turnbckles. Xavier takes Jason by the hand and whips him hard across the ring, and when Jason hits the corner on the otherside of the ring Williams is there with a charging clothesline that lifts Jason off his feet. }
Simon Daye: Xavier Williams is taking control of this match early.
Jaymie Boone: Jason needs to mount some offense if he wants to stand a chance.
{Xavier lifts Jason up and puts him in a sitting position on the top rope. Xavier climbs to the second rope and lifts Jason off with a superplex which he immediately rolls over into a pinfall attempt 1....2.... but Jason somehow shoves his arm intot he air. }
Jaymie Boone: I thought that might have been it right there.
Simon Daye: As did I, but apparently Jason won't be beaten that easily.
Jaymie Boone: I guess you don't become Xtreme champino without being a little tough....
{Xavier forces Jason to his feet hard and gives him a quick kick to the stomach but Jason catches it! Xavier spins for an enziguiri but Jason ducks his head and lets go of Xavier's foot sending him face first into the mat. X is quick to roll over and spring to his feet but as he does he's met with a running forearm from Jason which knocks him down. Jason turns around and crotches, and when Xavier rolls over and to his feet, Jason hits him again with another forearm. With Xavier on the mat Jason stands above him, flexes his right arm and then drops an elbow into X's chest. Jason goes for a cover but after the 1 count he rolls sits up and instead flexes his arms and blows the crowd a kiss, who hiss and boo back at him.}
Jaymie Boone: Wow... Jason isn't winning anybody over with his antics.....
Simon Daye: He went from one of the most beloved wrestlers on the roster to the most dispised....
Jaymie Boone: Quickly at that.
{Jason grabs Xavier and forces him up, he takes Xavier by the head and runs him into the corner and smashes his head into the top turnbuckle. Jason turns Xavier around and goes for a punch but X throws up an arm and blocks it! Xavier kicks and uses his foot to shove Jason back into the ring. Jason trips and hits his back and quickly turns back over and back to his feet. He charges at Xavier but X moves and Jason crashes chest first into the corner! Xavier wraps his arms around Jason's waist but Jason kicks his leg out behind him with a low blow to X! X hunches over in pain as Jason turns around and lifts X up and hits a Sexy Relaxer! }
Simon Daye: Jason hits a low blow and now he's going to win this match!
Jaymie Boone: that Jason sure is sneaky....
{Jason covers 1....2.... but X throws the arm up!}
Simon Daye: Oh my!
Jaymie Boone: Xavier kicks out! Xavier kicks out!
Simon Daye: And Jason can barely believe it!
{Jason looks shocked as he covers Xavier again. 1... but X shoves his way out now and quickly turns over and gets to his feet. Jason gets up and gets hit with Xavier's Decapitation lariat! Xavier goes around and positions himself and as Jason begins to sit up Xavier readies for “The Kill” he takes a step to charge when suddenly he falls flat on his face... from Rob Diamond on the outside grabbing his foot!}
Simon Daye: Rob Diamond!? What..... he just took hold of Xavier's foot!
Jaymie Boone: Wow... Xavier was going for the kill shot but Diamond screwed him....
{Xavier rolls over and gets up to his feet and looks at Diamond, but he's turned around by Jason and is hit with another Sexy Relaxer! Jason covers 1....2....3!}
Simon Daye: Jason wins... but with the help from Rob Diamond!
Jaymie Boone: Wow... Xavier can't be happy right now...
Simon Daye: This “fued” these two are having... just got a little more intense I say.....
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
MATCH
DARK PROPHET VS JACKHAMMER
XTREME RULES
Jaymie Boone: Whats worse than two big morons lumbering around the ring?
Simon Daye: What?
Jaymie Boone: Two big morons doing it at the same time.
Simon Daye: Oh... ha.... your funny... Not. Jackhammer is gunning for Sexy Jason, Dark Prophet was hand selected to destroy Falcon, and this week they get to have an Xtrem Rules Rematch from last years Reborn... This is gonna be good.
Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain, Goliath right behind them they head down the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner, Goliath stands behind Angel with his arms folded across his chest as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.
Simon Daye: Jackhammer looks ready to go.
Jaymie Boone: He looks constipated.
Children’s Music begins to play, and the lights dim. After about 8 seconds of the intro to “Dead Bodies Everywhere” the song changes to the first verse of “Shoots and Ladders” blaring through the P.A. as Prophet comes out to a relatively good pop for someone as experienced as he is.
Ring Around the Rosies
Pockets Full of Posies
Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down.
Prophet walks slowly down to the ring, giving an insane stare and half-smile to a few of his fans as he goes, making a b-line for the ring. He slides under the ring and doubles-back into a corner, looking around erratically until the bell rings.
Simon Daye: When the ref rings the bell, all hell is gonna break loose.
DING DING!
DP and Hammer stand toe to toe, eye to eye in the center of the ring. Hammer reaches back with all he's got and clocks DP right in the face, Prophet takes it on the chin and replies in kind with his own right hand. Hammer smiles then tackles DP and hits a spin shattering spine buster.
Simon Daye: Jackhammer is looking to break Prophet's back.
Jaymie Boone: He's gotten over it before.
Jackhammer gets up and lets out a roar that would scare even the most dangerous of bears into hiding. Jackhammer takes DP by the hair and lifts him up over his head, pressing him high up into the air, lifting him and lowering him one, two, three times before dropping DP from well over seven feet up on top of his extended right leg, forcing all the air out of DP's lungs and possibly crushing a few ribs with that Gorilla Press Slam.
Jaymie Boone: Big man with some bug moves, Prophet is done for.
Simon Daye: The match just started Jaymie.
Jaymie Boone: And I'm already bored.
DP seems to be trying to get to the ring apron, to perhaps grab a weapon or something to stop Jackhammer's assault. But Hammer grabs him by the pants and pulls him back to his feet right into a nasty German Suplex that actually sends Prophet flipping through the air and landing on his face and chest again. Jackhammer chuckles to himself as he looks down on Dark Prophet. He reaches down and wraps his bear like mitts around the throat of Dark Prophet. Jackhammer lifts him up and two handed tosses DP into the turn buckles. There Hammer hits knee lift after knee lift to Prophet's mid section, further robbing him of air.
Simon Daye: This just isn't going well for Prophet.
Jaymie Boone: Shades of his match with Ace last week?
Simon Daye: Could be.
Jackhammer takes a few steps back then runs in with full body splash. Prophet almost falls over but Jackhammer grabs him by th neck again and two handed choke tosses him out of the corner, sending him whipping like a rag doll through the air.
Simon Daye: Jackhammer has total control here.
Jackhammer begins to walk across the ring as DP gets to all fours, trying to use the ropes to regain a vertical base. Jackhammer grabs his head but Prophet sends out an elbow right to the belly of Jackhammer that catches him off guard. Prophet then explodes with a huge clothes line that nearly takes Jackhammer's head off, but he doesn't go down. Prophet goes off the ropes and looks for another clothes line but Jackhammer hits a big boot that rockets DP back against the ropes and over to the outside.
Jaymie Boone: Prophet to the outside, looks like we're about to get xtreme hey Daye?
Simon Daye: Stop faking it, I can tell, and so can your boyfriend.
Jaymie Boone: Shut up, atleast he makes the effort, Mr. Premature.
Jackhammer looks down at DP, a sadistic smile spreads across his face. Jackhammer runs to the other side of the ring, hitting the ropes, Dark Prophet reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, Jackhammer leaps over the top rope with a suicide dive and Dark Prophet turns and nails Jackhammer right on he top of the skull in mid air. Jackhammer lands like a downed air plane and Prophet stumbles back from the shock wave.
Simon Daye: HIS NECK COULD BE SNAPPED IN HALF AFTER THAT!!!!
Jaymie Boone: No way thats gonna feel good tomorrow.
Dark Prophet tosses the busted chair and heads around the ring to grab his steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. Jackhammer rubs the top of his head as Prophet comes around the other side, behind Hammer. Jackhammer looks around then turns right into another steel chair shot, this one ripping his flesh open. Blood pours from the wound as Prophet leans back and hits a third, neck crunching blow that topples the giant Jackhammer against the ring barrier.
Simon Daye: Looks like you were right about this match getting Xtreme on the outside.
Jaymie Boone: I'm always right Daye.
Everyone in the arena stands on their feet, waited with baited breath for this match to go down the familiar road of all Xtreme Rules matches. Dark Prophet throws the chair with everything he has and hits the fallen Hammer in the chest. The chair sticks to him via the barbed wire and Prophet runs in and kicks the chair a shard as he can, further sending the sharp barbs into Hammer's flesh. Prophet doesn't let him catch his breath as he rips him to his feet and sends him straight into the ring post.
Jaymie Boone: Wow, I guess Jackhammer can be made uglier.
DP grabs his head and bashes it against the post again and again then turns him around and drop toe holds him neck first over the ring barrier.
Simon Daye: This is not pretty, I think Falcon is going to regret that open invitation.
The fans pat Hammer on the back as DP lifts him up then drops him across the ring barrier on his mid section. Jackhammer lays across the barrier as Prophet takes the steel chair and cracks him across the back with it as hard as he can.
Jaymie Boone: Not as much as Jackhammer is gonna regret pissing off Prophet.
Blood pours from Hammer's back, chest and head as DP reaches under the ring and pulls out a table.
Simon Daye: I hope he heals in time for his Xtreme title shot against Sexy Jason.
DP set the table up across the gap between the ring and barrier, then he takes Jackhammer and rolls him onto the table, capping the whole thin off with the barbed wire chair. DP rolls into the ring and slowly climbs to the top rope, still pretty winded from the earlier attacks.
Simon Daye: Where the hell is he going?
Dark Prophet stands on the top rope and looks down on Jackhammer, then flies off the top with an elbow drop, crashing down on top of Hammer, the barbed wire chair, and straight through the table. Both men lay motionless in the rubble as the ref checks on them.
Jaymie and Simon: HOLY CRAP!
Simon Daye: That was insane.
Jaymie Boone: Their both dead.
Simon Daye: Or dying.
Each of them roll over at about the same time, much to the delight of the fans, but their cheers turn to boos as Sexy Jason comes running down the ramp, brandishing his brass knuckles.
Simon Daye: I had a feeling he'd rear his sexy head.
Jaymie Boone: What?
Simon Daye: Nothing.
Sexy Jason rounds the ring and prepares to nail Jackhammer with all he's got when DP suddenly spears the holy hell out of Sexy Jason right into the steel steps. Sexy Jason lets out a scream as his back is crushed against the steel of the ring steps. Prophet pulls him to his feet then shoves him as hard as he can back into the ring steps.
Simon Daye: PROPHET STOPPED HIM!
Jackhammer starts to get to his feet, noticing his opponent destroying his former partner brings a smile to the big man's face, a smile that's quickly wiped away as Falcon comes flying over the ring barrier from the crowd.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah but will Hammer return the favor?
Falcon comes around the ring and goes to pass Jackhammer, but Hammer decides to nail a clothes line that knocks Falcon right on his ass. Dark Prophet turns around and sees Falcon starting to get up and Hammer booting him in the face. Prophet nods to his opponent as they both stand their attackers up and Irish whip them with all their strenght, sending Falcon and Jason head on into each other like two cars playing a game of chicken, neither man wins as they crack skulls. Sexy Jason goes to fall over as Jackhammer nails the Earth Shatter on him and Prophet spears Falcon to the mat.
Simon Daye: The opponents teamed up to take out their future opponents, an amazing show of sportsmanship between two combatants.
The partnership ends rather quickly as Jackhammer spins Prophet around and hits a kick to the stomach, he lifts him up into the position but Prophet rains down with the right hands, some how he slips off Jackhammer's shoulders and onto the ring apron where he nails the DPT or Jumping Impaler DDT off the apron.
Simon Daye: DPT OFF THE APRON!
Jaymie Boone: Jackhammer just can't get back on track.
Dark Prophet gets up and pulls Hammer to his feet and rolls him into the ring. But before Prophet can follow him in, both Jason and Falcon attack him from behind. Prophet falls into the apron as they pull him up and slam him into the barrier back first. Falcon calls for Jason to get a ladder. He does. Falcon and Sexy Jason lift Prophet up and hit a two man suplex right on the ladder, perhaps re-injuring that already sore back of Dark Prophet. Security has finally made their way to the ring to chase off Falcon and Jason.
Simon Daye: What is wrong with those two? Working together to possibly injure Prophet? Their sick the both of them.
Jaymie Boone: They should team up and be called the Sexy Emo A-Holes!
Simon Daye: I second that.
Jackhammer starts to get up, a little groggy, but ready to go. Dark Prophet lays motionless on the outside. Jackhammer looks out of the ring and stumbles his way over to the ropes. In one fluid motion he falls over the ropes and to the floor, landing on his feet. Jackhammer reaches down and picks Prophet up, who is still limp and out of it. Jackhammer whips him into the ring and Prophet just rolls over dead onto the canvas.
Simon Daye: Looks like whatever Prophet had left was taken away by that double suplex on the ladder.
Jaymie Boone: An easy win for Jackhammer it would seem.
Dark Prophet still hasn't moved as Jackhammer stands over him, prepared to end this match. He reaches down once more and lifts Prophet to his feet. Jackhammer whips him against the ropes, Prophet comes back at him and Jackhammer goes for a big boot but Dark Prophet ducks it and instead goes off the ropes again a nails his devastating spear, the Gungnir, leveling Jackhammer, he covers.
Jaymie Boone: OUT OF NO WHERE!
Simon Daye: This may be it.
One.. Two.. Three!
Amber Ashe: Your winner by pin fall... DARK PROPHET!!!!
Simon Daye: They gave it their all, even fighting through their future opponents and in the end Dark Prophet inched out the win. See you next week right here on a very special Two Year Anniversary Edition of TRAUMA!!!!
Both men take a few seconds to get to their feet as the fans scream their cheers to both of them. Dark Prophet and Jackhammer have a quick stare down before they shake each others hands, ending this weeks Trauma.
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