Flanagan's Ball by Dropkick Murphy's starts to play of the PA as Fergus Callaghan and Montgomery Scott come out onto the entrance ramp. Fergus walks down with helmet on that has a couple of cans of Guinness on it. He drinks the beer as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets into the ring and burps and takes off the helmet and gets ready for the match.

Simon Daye: And here is Callahan, looking ready and willing to get Xtreme!

Kelly Fox: Absolutely, but his opponent is just plain scary!

The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails comes on over the P.A. and Kristoff Liam Bates, wife on his arm, walks down the entrance ramp to a chorus of boos. They see him smiling at the fans from behind his thick glasses. His wife smiles at them too, no matter how hard they boo. He slides under the ropes and takes off his tie, coat, and unbuttons his shirt, while Kendra looks on intently from the outside.

Simon Daye: Now here is one of the scariest human beings in all of nCw. He is so normal, it's just scary.

Kelly Fox: Imagine what the every day, Joe Schmoe on the street can do if KLB Can do the things he does! Sickening I tell ya! Downright scary!

The bell rings and Fergus charges KLB. KLB drops him with a drop toe hold and jumps back to his feet. Fergus gets up and charges him again, and again,KLB drops him with a drop toe hold. Fergus, now frustrated, charges at KLB again, and this time KLB drops him across the throat on the bottom rope with a drop toe hold. KLB jumps up and immediately pounces on Fergus, choking him with the bottom rope, which is completley legal in this match. He then gets off, runs off the opposite side ropes, comes back and leaps through the ropes, putting the stress on the throat and head of Fergus as he slides to the outside. Fergus clutches his throat as KLB reaches up and plants the palm of his hand right across the cheek of Fergus!

Simon Daye: The speedier, shifty Bates in charge here early, JB.

Kelly Fox: Absolutely, and he has Fergus rocking and rolling right now!

Bates reaches into the ring and pulls Fergus halfway out, hanging his head and neck off the side of the ring. He jumps to the apron, backs up a few steps, then hits a running leg drop across the back of Fergus' neck. He shutters in pain, then falls the rest of the way out of the ring. Bates lifts the ring apron and pulls out a kendo stick. As Fergus is getting up, Bates swings away, nailing him in the ribs with the kendo stick. Fergus doubles over and KLB nails him on top of the head with the kendo stick, knocking him to his knees. Fergus looks up at KLB and groggily waves his hands. Asking for more.

Simon Daye: Can you believe it, JB? Fergus is asking for more!

Kelly Fox: That just shows us how incredibaly thick he is! Bates comes down across his head with the kendo stick, and it snaps in half. Fergus laughs and yells at him.

Fergus Callahan - That all you got!?!

Bates drops the broken stick and starts kicking him the gut repeatedly. Fergus just laughs. Finally, he catches KLB's leg. He stands up, and KLB tries to steady himself on one leg. KLB attemptes an insiguri, but Fergus ducks, hangs onto the leg, grabs his other leg and lifts him up, and sits out with a sitting flapjack, driving KLB face first into the arena floor, busting his lip open. Fergus gets up, tosses back the ring apron and pulls out two trash can lids. KLB is trying to get to his feet, and stops as he gets to one knee. He reaches up and realizes his lip is busted open. He turns around to look at Fergus, and as he does, Fergus crashes both trash can lids on his head, Symbols style. KLB shakes his head, and Fergus nails him with them again. Bates somehow gets to his feet

Simon Daye: Fergus ringing the bell of KLB right there, JB!

Kelly Fox: Looks kinda like that monkey with the symbols over there!

Fergus then drops one of the lids and crashes the other one over the head of Bates who is now bleeding from the head and the lip. Bates falls to one knee and Fergus sends him to the floor hard with a hard running boot to the head. Fergus then looks under the ring for some other toys of destruction. He pulls out a couple of chairs, a table, a ladder, and a trash can. He then sees a sledgehammer and reaches in to grab it. He pulls it out and sits it on the ring apron. He grabs the trash can and walks towards Bates. As Bates gets to his feet, Fergus puts the trash can over his head, trapping him inside. Fergus then grabs the sledgehammer and swings away, putting a huge dent in the side of the trash can, and sending Bates bouncing off the ringpost and then to the floor. Fergus winds up with the sledgehammer again, and brings it down onto the trash can, but Bates manages to escape the trash can just as he smashes it in.

Simon Daye: My gawd! that could have been not only the end of the match, but also the end of Bates' life!

Kelly Fox: It will take more than a NORMAL sledgehammer to do Bates in, Simon!

Bates lunges at Fergus, taking out his leg. Fergus falls to the floor and Bates jumps on top of him raining rights and lefts across the head of Fergus. He then gets up and grabs one of the chairs. He brings the edge of the chair down to the gut of Fergus. He then jumps up to the apron and takes a few steps back. He takes off running, leaps into the air, placing the chair beneath his leg, and drops a chair assisted leg drop right across the face of Fergus. Fergus writhes in pain and as he pulls his hands away, you see that his nose and mouth is now bleeding. Bates gets up and slides a table into the ring, then a ladder. He he turns around, and Fergus hits him with a bone crushing cltohesline, slamming him back first into the ring apron. KLB falls to the floor, holding his back as Fergus pulls himself to his feet. He sets up a table near the corner and then climbs to the top rope. He leaps into the air, looking for a senton bomb through the table, but BATES ROLLS OFF! Fergus crashes through the table to the mat.

Simon Daye: Bates moved, and Fergus is in some serious pain!

Kelly Fox: Bates isn't done yet!

Bates struggles to get to his feet as Fergus does the same. KLB sets up the 16ft ladder and starts towards Fergus who is to his feet. Bates throws a big right, and KLB comes back with a right of his own. Bates throws another right, and again Fergus throws a right of his own. Bates throws a right, but Fergus blocks it, and nails him right in the nose. Blood starts pouring from a possible broken nose and Fergus is quickly on top of Bates. He whips him into the ropes and as KLB comes off the ropes, Fergus is there to meet him with a visious running clothesline.

Simon Daye: Bates nearly had his head taken off right there!

Kelly Fox: Fergus could be taking control here!

Fergus pulls Bates to his feet and attempts a DDT, but Bates blocks and hammers right hands into the gut. Fergus releases the hold and Bates plants him with a DDT of his own! Bates slides out of the ring and slides in another table. He sets it up near the ladder and goes back to work on Fergus slamming right hands to the head. He pulls Fergus up and delivers a huge brainbuster right in the middle of the ring. He drags him towards the table, then pulls him up and lays him on it. Bates climbs the ladder one rung at a time. He finally reaches the top of the 16ft ladder and stands high above the ring and the prone Fergus, who is lying lifelessly on the table. KLB leaps off and hits the SWINGLINE STAPLER PRESS!!! Both men go crashing through the table. KLB is on top, and the referee makes the count.

[..1..] [..2..] [..3..]

[WINNER VIA PINFALL: K...L...B!]

Simon Daye: MY GAWD! That is more than 16ft in the air, Kelly!

Kelly Fox: There is NOTHING Perfectly Normal about Bates at all!

Simon Daye: He's a scary dude, that's for sure.

{KLB rolls out of the ring and takes Kendra by his side as they circle around to head towards the exit.}

Kelly Fox: Scary? There's nothing scary about him, he's just a freak who likes to think he's a “normal” person....

Simon Daye: Kelly....

Kelly Fox: Look at him, he's more like a serial killer wrapped in an assistant manager. Then have you seen that wife of his... **laughs** a grape short of a fruit salad.

Simon Daye: uh... kelly.

Kelly Fox: What Simon?

{Kelly looks over and there staring right at her are Kristoff and Kendra. Kelly looks awkwardly at them.}

Kelly Fox: **cough** may I help you?

Kristoff Liam Bates: What did you say?

Kelly Fox: I say a lot of things.

Kristoff Liam Bates: what did you say about us?

Kelly Fox: What? That she was a psychopath or that you were a freak?

{Kendra reaches across the desk and slaps Kelly across the face. Kelly throws her head set down and jumps up.}

Kendra Bates: Take it back!

Kelly Fox: Take a bath, and I'll think about it!

{Kristoff reaches over the table and grabs Kelly by her shirt and pulls her over the table and to the floor. He holds her by her collar as she looks freightened as Bates comes nose to nose with her.}

Kristoff Liam Bates: You know what I do to people who call me a freak!? Let me give you a hint... it isn't half as bad as what I do to people who make fun of my wife.... and you just did both in a five second span......

Kelly Fox:.....

{Bates wraps his hands around Kelly's throat but suddenly from behind he's clocked in the back of the head by a World title belt! Bates lets go and falls to a knee, holding the back of his head as the camera pans out to show Adam Knite standing above him! Kelly falls onto the announce table as security comes running in from the back and begin forcing both parties apart.}

SImon Daye: On my gawd... what the hell is going on here! I tried to warn Kelly about making fun of bates..... good thing for her she brought Adam to the arena tonight. While their cleaning up this mess we'll take a short break.

{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}

Simon Daye: And we're back fans, so how are you feeling Kelly.

Kelly Fox: Those.... pieces of …. how dare they touch me like that! Nobody does that to me Simon... NOBODY!

Simon Daye: Kelly...

Kelly Fox: NO! I'm Leonard Fox's daughter, They will not get away with this! I promise you that!

Simon Daye: Wow... I have a bad feeling that this is going to snowball.... But, how about we go to the next match... maybe that will take your mind off of it.

Kelly Fox: I doubt it.

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MATCH THREE

Singles Match

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Cult of Personality" by In Living Colour begins to echo throughout the arena as multicolored smoke bellows from the entrance area and onto the stage. Strobe lights flicker as the VooDoo Child himself, Jimmy Zane slowly walks through the smoke. The fans boo as he smiles and pyros explode behind him. As the pyros explode, he shoots off like a rocket, flying down the isle in a spring, sliding under the bottom rope and jumping up as he hits the ring. He jumps to the second rope, taunting the crowd and then steps down as he awaits his opponent in the ring.

Simon Daye: And making his return to nCw... JIMMY ZANE!

Kelly Fox: Didn't he already make his return when Spike knocked him out?

Simon Daye: Well... we're not counting that.... '

Kelly Fox: Whatever you say.

The intro for Shinedown's "Sound of Madness" plays over the p.a. system, thump thump thump the lights dim to a blood red hue "Yeah, I get it, You're an outcast. Always under attack. Always coming in last, Bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . .Watch your back!!" With that there's an explosion on the stage and out walks Kole Kaos from the smoke heading down to the ring in his orange overall's and a sour look on his face, his hair wet and dirty looking hanging over his face, he hits the ring and rolls in storming towards the ref pinning him in the corner before turning his attention towards his opponent in the ring.

Kelly Fox: And making a real return is Kole Kaos!

Simon Daye: The man who ruined Steve awesome's week last week.

{The referee is checking Zane for foreign objects when Suddenly the fans begin cheering like crazy as Steve Awesome reaches under the ropes and pulls Kaos out of the ring! He takes him by the head and runs him into the steel ring post! Kaos bounces off and turns around into a Heart Attack from Steve! Security rushes towards ringside again as they seperate Awesome and Kaos as Awesome shoves Kaos under the ropes back into the ring.}

Simon Daye: What is awesome doing!?

Kelly Fox: Looks like he's getting a little revenge I'd say.

Simon Daye: Wow... Jimmy Zane looks shocked.

Kelly Fox: Everybody looks shocked.

{Jimmy Zane grabs Kaos and pulls him to his feet as he tells the referee to ring the bell, who complies.}

Kelly Fox: And it looks like Zane doesn't care...

Simon Daye: Appears that way.

{He drags Kaos to the middle of the ring and positions him, he kicks Kole in the stomach and then gives him the Headshrinker! Zane covers 1....2...3!}

Simon Daye: Well Jimmy Zane has won this match... but there has to be a huge assest going to Steve Awesome on this one....

Kelly Fox: Certainly.

{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}

Simon Daye: Well Kelly, that was our final break, and now it's time for the main event!

Kelly Fox: Should be a site to see... with Angel handcuffed tot he top rope...

Simon Daye: Oh, It's going to be a sight to see just based on the fact it's the last Lord of Destruction match too.

Kelly Fox: Good Point.

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MAIN EVENT

Handicap Match

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{Reason by Motown Rage begins to blare as the fans cheer Angel and his entrance into the ring. Angel stands next to the ropes and is handcuffed to them by the referee.}

Kelly Fox: I don't know Daye.... I don't see how Angel can win here....

Simon Daye: This could get very ugly... very fast.

{The Lord of Destruction's theme hits and they make their way tot he ring. They climb in and ready themselves for the match.}

Kelly Fox: Here we go I guess.

Simon Daye: Poor Angel.....

{The match begins as Hammer comes toward Angel who is kicking in Hammer's directions but Hammer catches Angel's foot and then kicks his other one sending Angel falling on his back. Hammer stands over him and doesn't attack as Angel turns over and pulls on the ropes and gets back to his feet.}

Kelly Fox: What is that big oaf doing? Angel is on the ground defensless.. attack.

Simon Daye: I think he has too much respect and pride for himself to do something like that... he see's Angel is in a terrible situation. {He throws a punch at hammer but Hammer easily catches it and throws another that catches Angel across the jaw. Hammer shakes his head in disgust at what he has to do. He Takes Angel by the head and runs him into the nearest corner. Angel throws a mule kick behind him and catches Hammer in the stomach. However, Hammer rebounds by throwing his entire body intot he corner pancake Angel as he tries to turn around, but the handcuffs get in his way.}

Kelly Fox: This is not looking good Simon...

Simon Daye : poor angel.

{Hammer shakes his head as he takes a step back and walks to the corner to tag Jason into the ring instead. He slaps Jason hard on the shoulder and brings him into the match. Jason with no remorse charges at Angel in the corner and gives him a running clothesline. Angel crumbles and falls tot he mat and Jason begins stomping the mudhole in him as he tries to pull himself back up. Jason finally stops and pulls Angel back to his feet, he takes Angel by the arm and Irish whips him out of the corner hard but when Angel gets too far the handcuffs catch him and trip him up. Angel lets out a gasp of pain as he holds his shoulder on the mat. Angel turns over and Jason climbs on top of him and locks him up in a camel clutch! }

Simon Daye: And Jason isn't giving Angel the type of respect Hammer was....

Kelly Fox: he is just tearing into Angel right now....

Simon Daye: This could be it.

{Hammer looks at what is happening and reaches into the ring and slaps Jason on the back. Hammer steps into the ring and he and referee forces Jason off of Angel. Hammer points at the corner telling Jason to get out of the ring as Jason looks furious. Hammer and referee turn around to turn their attentions to Angel and his shoulder when Jason spins Hammer and clocks him with a pair of brass knuckles! Hammer falls to the mat as Jason turns around and exits the ring. Angel not knowing what is going on reaches over and throws a hand onto Hammer's chest. 1....2....3!}

Simon Daye: Holy.. Jason just clocked his own partner and cost his team the match!

Kelly Fox: And he's already left ringside and head towards the back!

Simon Daye: He couldn't even stick around and see his work I guess....

Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason is a changed man... he's not about fun and games anymore....

Simon Daye; Well that's all we have tonight fans, good night everybody!

{Trauma goes off the air}

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