Date: Saturday, June 27th, 2009
Location: Carver Arena; Peoria, Illinois
Main Event: Homeless Harold vs. Chris Brock
Notes: This weeks trauma appears to be a great show as we have some good matches that can't be missed.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
Simon Daye: Welcome to Trauma ladies and gentlemen! Simon Daye here at ringside as always.
Jaymie Boone: And I'm JB, Jaymie Boone here to tell you what's what and what's up.
Simon Daye: JB?
Jaymie Boone: Just thought I could spice things up a bit with a cute nickname.
Simon Daye: It's a nickname, not sure how cute it is, but it's definately a nickname.
Jaymie Boone: You're just mad you don't have a cool nickname.
Simon Daye: Ok, from now on I'm SD, Simon Daye.
Jaymie Boone: Ewwww.. why would you nickname yourself STD?
Simon Daye: I didn't.. oh nevermind, let's just get to the first match. Steve Ramone vs Jackhammer.
MATCH ONE
Steve Ramone vs. JackHammer
Singles Match
{The opening riff for "I Don't Know" by Ozzy Osbourne rips through the arena speakers and as soon as Ozzy sings the first verse Steve emerges from the backstage area, Steve claps hands with a few fans before rolling into the ring and waiting for his opponent.}
Simon Daye: I like this Ramone kid. He hasn't been perfect since arriving here, but he's never backed down from anyone.
Jaymie Boone: There's a big difference between courage and just being stupid Simon.
Simon Daye: I think he knows that.
{Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain, Goliath right behind them they head down the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner, Goliath stands behind Angel with his arms folded across his chest as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.}
Simon Daye: And there's the Hammer, one of the most destructive forces in nCw today.
Jaymie Boone: Why does he wear that bandanna? He a gang member or something?
Simon Daye: He's a biker Jaymie. It's a symbol of pride and freedom.
Jaymie Boone: So, you're saying.. yes.
Simon Daye: (sigh)
{Hammer and Ramone lock up, but it doesn't take long for Hammer to use his strength to gain the advantage, forcing Ramone into the corner. After lacing Ramones chest with several knife edge chops, Hammer shoots him to the opposite corner, charges and shoulder tackles him into the turnbuckle, hard. Ramone staggers forward into the waiting arms of Jackhammer who nails him with a release belly to belly suplex.}
Simon Daye: Ramone looked ready, but I think he underestimated the power of Jackhammer.
Jaymie Boone: A mistake most men don't make twice.
{Hammer saunters over to the fallen Ramone, and drops a leg over his chest, holding for the pin. KICKOUT at One. Both men up, Ramone fires a couple right hands, dazing Hammer. He bounces off the ropes, attempting a clothesline but Hammer doesn't flinch. He bounces off different ropes for more speed, and gets the same result. The third time ends with Ramone getting a face full of boot. Hammer carefully picks Ramone up and lifts him up for a Suplex, holding the move so all the blood rushes to Steves head.}
Simon Daye: That can't feel too good. Like a bump on the head and an ice cream headache at the same time.
Jaymie Boone: Believe me, some things aren't worth experiencing. Like (beep) with Simon for instance.
Simon Daye: Hey! How the hell would you know?
{Jackhammer leaps to slam Ramone down with a little more force. Hammer reaches over to pin, but before the referee gets into position Hammer gets up, and walks toward the turnbuckle.}
Simon Daye: This doesn't look good.
Jaymie Boone: You can say that again.
{Jackhammer climbs the turnbuckle, leaping off and nailing Ramone with a well executed diving leg drop. He holds it for the pin.
1...2...Kickout.
Jackhammer just smirks, stands up and picks Ramone up. Jackhammer sets him up, lifting Ramone up, and then planting him square in the center of the ring with a powerbomb.}
Simon Daye: Earth Shatter! He might have broken the ring with that.
Jaymie Boone: Let's hope he didn't break Ramone as well.
{Hammer pins..
1...2...3!!!}
Simon Daye: Hammer wins it! That powerbomb gives me chills everytime I see it. We'll be right back.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: We're back folks, time for our next exciting spectacle.
Jaymie Boone: Watching the Superfans blatantly rip off someone elses ideas is a spectacle?
Simon Daye: It is when they are in that ring.
Jaymie Boone: Whatever you say Simon.
MATCH TWO
N.A.Z.I. vs THE SUPERFANS
Tag Team Match
{Bad Magick by Godsmack plays as Hexx and Mimic make their way to the ring.}
Simon Daye: I don't think I'll ever get over watching Hexx fighting for the World title right in front of me last week.
Jaymie Boone: You're soft Daye.
Simon Daye: Not as soft as you Miss made of silicone.
Jaymie Boone: I am au'natural FYI.
"Turn it UP! Bangin it, Bangin it, Bangin it, That.. was interesting."
{The Superfans dance their way from behind the curtain. Mark in the bucket hat with the fake blonde spiked hair and shades, Marc rockin the Sexay (hint) goggles. They dance their way down to the ring as the music plays, Tiffany following behind. They get into the ring. Marc asks for and is given a microphone.}
Marc: Hellllooo Trauma. I am the Grand Master Partay, this is my buddy, Robby 2 Snobby and together we are... Soo Hott!
Simon Daye: Who are they?
Jaymie Boone: Beats the hell out of me.
{Hexx and Mark start the match off, Mark quickly taking advantage of Hexx, locking him in a wrist lock. He wrenches the move, tagging in Marc, who quickly climbs the top rope and nails Hexx with a double axe handle. Marc wrenches in the same wrist lock, but Hexx fights out of it and tags in Mimic.}
Simon Daye: As usual, offense seems to be lacking from Nazi.
Jaymie Boone: You expected more?
{Mimic and Marc lock up. Marc quickly takes advantage, shooting Mimic off and dropping him with a back body drop. Hexx jumps in the ring, but is quickly stopped by a spear from Mark. Hexx rolls out of the ring. Marc climbs the top rope, does a little dance, and nails Mimic with a diving leg drop.}
Simon Daye: This looks about over.
Jaymie Boone: Finally.
Simon Daye: Amen.
{Mark looks around wide eyed, while Marc baseball slides into Hexx, knocking him back down. Mark hops around on one foot as the crowd shouts.}
"W... O... R... M!!"
Simon Daye: What the hell..?
Jaymie Boone: Don't ask me.
{Mark worms his way forward, across the mat, dances a little and then rams his fist down on Mimic. He holds for the pin..}
1...2...3!!!
Simon Daye: Well, the Superfans win it. Though if I may say this has to be the weirdest match every recorded.
Jaymie Boone: I'm just glad it's over and we can move on.
{The Superfans and Tiffany Jane celebrate their win as we fade to..}
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Welcome back fans, and what a match we have for you next...
Jaymie Boone: That's right... Bird Brain takes on Burning Man. Wonderful.
Simon Daye: Both former members of the Revolution, this should be a great matchup Jaymie.
Jaymie Boone: Oh, I believe you.... I just wanted to take a nap during this match, but apparently I can't now.
Simon Daye: You shouldn't be taking naps during our awesome Trauma broadcasts Jaymie.
Jaymie Boone: I'm not on trial here.
MATCH THREE
Falcon vs. Philip Burns
Singles Match
{Falcon's Entrance}
Simon Daye: Here's Falcon, the man who has shown his true colors as of late.
Jaymie Boone: After what he had to endure with “Pale Horse” and now Spike.. Falcon owed somebody a beating.
{Burn's Entrance.}
Simon Daye: And Burns, one of the fans favorite wrestlers will attempt to put Falcon in place tonight.
Jaymie Boone: Good luck with that.
{The match begins with Falcon and Burns in the middle of the ring where Falcon throws an elbow that rocks Burns, Falcon grabs him by the hand as he's stunned and Irish whips him across the ring and when Burns comes back Falcon hits a hurricanrana with a pin, 1...2... but Burns throws his arm up. Both men roll over and to their feet, Falcon comes towards Burns but Philip drops to the ground and hits a drop toe hold. Burns is back up and Falcon turns back over but Burn's puts Falcon back down with a drop kick.}
Jaymie Boone: It would seem there is some animosity between these two.
Simon Daye: Well it was Burns and Angel who layed out Falcon at A Night to Remember and left him to lose the match.. so maybe “Bird brain” hasn't forgotten?
Jaymie Boone: Maybe.
{Burns pulls Falcon up by the hair and whips him hard back first into the corner, then Burns runs and crashes into him with a running back elbow to the throat and chest. Falcon stumbles out of the corner holding his upper body and Burns grabs him by the hair and hits a running bull dog that puts him down, Burns runs and jumps onto the ropes and comes off with a moonsault that connects, he stays on top for the cover 1.....2.... but Falcon just gets his arm up! Burns grabs Falcon and rips him up to his feet and turns him around, he looks to hit a German suplex but Falcon flips through and lands on his feet! Burns turns over and as he does Falcon nails a shinning wizard! Falcon turns Burns over 1.....2.... but The Burning throws a shoulder up now!}
Simon Daye: These two are not holding any punches in this match.
Jaymie Boone: It doesn't look that way at least.
{Falcon takes Burns to his feet and takes Burns by the head, and runs up the ropes looking for a ninja, but Burns stays vertical and sends Falcon flipping to his feet. Burns throws a mule kick behind him and catches Falcon right in the gut. Burns turns around and grabs Falcon by the head and smashes him with a head butt. Falcon stumbles backwards and burns charges him with a big clothesline that sends Falcon head over heels and to the mat! Burns positions himself behind Falcon and as Falcon gets up off the mat Burns runs in with a back cracker! Burns makes the cover 1.....2... but Falcon throws a foot onto the ropes!}
Simon Daye; Wow! Falcon with great ring awarness barely escaped that!
Jaymie Boone: Oh it was close, and Burns thought it was over for sure.
Simon Daye: He was only a hair away.
{Burns pulls Falcon to his feet hard and puts Falcon between his legs, he positions himself to deliver a power bomb into the corner but after he lifts Falcon turns through the move and grabs Burns by the head and hits a sitout facebuster on his way down! With Burns down Falcon steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope, he leaps off and connects with the Swanton! 1....2....3! Falcon wins and the fans begin their boos.}
Simon Daye: Listen to the boos Falcon is getting right now!
Jaymie Boone: Wow, they are letting him have it.
Simon Daye: Looks like Falcon is asking for a microphone.
SEGMENT
FALCON
Rights of the Challenged
Falcon: Ok, Spike.. I don't know if you're in the building or not, and I don't really care. So where-ever you are, find a monitor and pay attention. Image please.
{On the tron is an image of a ring, around this ring is a dome made out of steel beams and plates of glass. A hole sits ominously atop the structure.}
Falcon: Now if you unfocus your eyes, this looks like a Dragons Den. The match that you made famous eh Spike? But you see, I'm not a person to repeat history, I blaze my own. So, let me introduce you to.. THE BIRD CAGE!
{Crowd oohs and aahhs.}
Falcon: The object is simple. Escape. Either out of the top...
{Pause for dramatic effect.}
Falcon: Or through the wall. Clocks ticking Spikey. I want your answer my tomorrow. The Gods tell you that you want a piece of me? Here's your chance. At Picture Perfect, I'll be waiting..
{On Deaf Ears begins to play again as Falcon drops the mic and exits the ring.}
Simon Daye: Looks like that match is set for Picture Perfect. I just hope they both make it through alive.
Jaymie Boone: You and me both Simon.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Jaymie, I don't know how this night could get any better, but it is.
Jaymie Boone: How so?
Simon Daye: We have the National champion, and one of nCw's main stay stars taking on one of the fastest rising super stars.... Chris Brock.
Jaymie Boone: Not bad if I say so myself.
Simon Daye: Oh this is going to be very exciting. Brock defeated Ace just last week, can he defeat another nCw megastar?
Jaymie Boone: If he does, one would have to think that he is for real already in his short career.
Simon Daye: indeed.
MAIN EVENT
Homeless Harold vs. Chris Brock
Singles Match
{Homeless Harold's Entrance}
Simon Daye: And there he is Jaymie, one of the most dangerous men in nCw.
Jaymie Boone: That's an understatement.
Simon Daye: You're probably correct.
{Chris Brock's Entrance}
Jaymie Boone: …. man Brock isn't a small guy.. but he just looks small compared to this monster... Harold.
Simon Daye: You've got that right.... Brock is going to have to fight hard for this win.
{The match begins with Harold and Brock locking up in the middle of the ring, but soon Harold breaks out of the lockup, takes Brock by the head and runs with him before slinging him hard into the corner. Harold follows up with a running smash, that pancakes Brock in the corner. Harold steps back and Brock comes stumbling out of the corner where Harold locks both of his hands around Chris's neck, he lifts Brock into the air and hits a sitdown two handed chokeslam and for the cover 1....2.... but Brock throws his shoulder up!}
Jaymie Boone: … I thought it was over already Simon.
Simon Daye: You're not the only one Jaymie.
Jaymie Boone: He can't take too many more moves like that.
Simon Daye: No he can not.
{Brock rolls over and grabs the ropes to pull himself up, but as he does Harold is already back on his feet and kicks Brock hard in the ribs. Brock stays hunched over in obvious pain and Harold rears back and lets another kick fly and connects again and Brock falls to his knees. Harold jerks Brock to his feet and puts him on his shoulder, he points at the corner for a Homeless Harpoon!}
Simon Daye: He's going for the kill shot already Jaymie!
Jaymie Boone: Poor Brock... never stood a chance
{Harold takes a step and attempts to throw Brock, but Brock escapes! He slides out of Harold's arms and down his back!}
Jaymie Boone: Brock got away!
Simon Daye: Holy...
{Harold runs to the corner, hits the breaks when he notices Brock is gone and turns around and takes a swift kick right to the gut, Brock locks both of Harold's arms and hits a double underhook DDT! Brock quickly turns the Homeless One over and covers 1....2.... but Harold throws his shoulder off the mat!}
Simon Daye: Brock almost had it!
Jaymie Boone: Man, he was just a split second away!
Simon Daye: He could almost taste the victory of another upset.
{Brock grabs Harold by his “hair” and pulls him to his feet, where he whips him into the corner, he runs and connects with a running splash. As Harold holds his chest Brock grabs him by the arm and whips him to the other side of the ring and follows it up with another running splash. As Harold comes out of the corner this time Brock goes to hip toss Harold over but HH stands tall and instead drives his knee up into Brock's ribs, Harold wraps his big arms around Brock's midsection and lifts him off the ground with a bear hug!}
Simon Daye: This could be it, it's going to be hard to escape the clutches of Harold now!
Jaymie Boone: Very few men can escape this, when Harold gets his arms around you... it's over.
Simon Daye: indeed.
{Harold begins squeezing with all his might.. that is until Brock boxes Harold's ears! Harold holds onto the move though and begins shaking brock violently, Brock reaches back and with all his strength strikes again and again Harold is forced to drop Brock and take a step back, but as the referee is coming around Harold throws his leg back and hits the Evening the Odds low blow! The referee sees Brock in pain but doesn't see the kick as Harold looks down at Brock who's fallen to one knee.}
Jaymie Boone: Oh what a cheap shot!
Simon Daye: Damn that Harold.
{Harold grabs Brock and puts him on his shoulder again. He points to the corner for a homeless Harpoon and the fans boo like mad.}
Simon Daye: This is a shame... Brock was putting up a great fight, until Harold pulled that cheap shot out!
{However, suddenly the nCw-Tron powers on and shows the monochrome face of Steve Awesome, stopping Harold in his tracks. Brock is let go and slides down Harold's back. Harold stares at the picture when suddenly the nCw-tron goes black again. He turns around but Brock catches him with a kick to the stomach as he does and then hits the Memory Lapse! Brock covers 1....2....3! Winner: Chris Brock!}
Simon Daye: Oh my gawd! Chris Brock has done it!
Jaymie Boone; I can't believe my eyes! The monster has been taken down!
Simon Daye: Two weeks in a row, Chris Brock has defeated a fomer world champion and now current National champion! This kid is rising fast Jaymie!
Jaymie Boone: He has a bright future ahead of him, no doubting that.
Simon Daye: Well fans that's all for this week, make sure and catch Collision tomorrow night. Good night!
{With that the feed cuts as Trauma goes off the air.}