Date: Saturday, May 29th, 2010
Location: Air Canada Centre; Toranto, Ontario
Main Event: JFK and Zelda Knite vs. The New Minnesotian Wrecking Krew
Notes: There is going to be some great action on Trauma this week. Freakke taking on Joe Everyman and the main event seeing Zelda Knite teaming up with Young Gun member JKF.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Willy Carter
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
Simon Daye: And we open with an excellent X Division Qualifier, and not just that, these two have some bad blood that started with one match.
Willy Carter: Be nice to want to rip someone's head off and find there's a prize at the end of the road.
Simon Daye: Ahh wrestling.. the only sport that condones violence..
Willy Carter: What about boxing? And MMA?
Simon Daye: Pfft... wrestling wannabes.
MATCH ONE
Destructor! vs Shawn Styles
X Division Qualifier
{The lights dim as the camera focuses in on the jumbo tron where we see something like the Vegas strip being lit up building by building and light by light as "Battle Without Honour or Humanity" starts to play over the PA. The close up of the video ends with an image of a sort've sign you'd see over a broadway theatre building with the words FEATURING "THE SENSATIONAL" SHAWN STYLES" surrounded by many colourful lights taking center stage. The camera then focuses away from the tron as the theme kicks into it's main part as we see a waterfall of silver coloured pyro raining down from the ceiling at the entrance ramp.
As the pyro dies down there is a silouette of a man standing in front of a bright white spotlight behind him striking his signature pose with both legs spread apart with his right arm raised high in the air clenching his hand in a fist. The light behind goes out as Shawn Styles starts to walk towards the ring and another spotlight follows his course from the rafters above. He pays no attention to the crowd and confidently strolls to the ring before getting inside. He goes to the middle of the ring and stares out into the crowd before he throws his hood back and stretches his arms to his side. He removes his overcoat revealing his glistening, chizzled body as he awaits his match to begin.}
Simon Daye: Styles has vowed that he will never lose.. well not again.
Willy Carter: It's good to have goals Simon.
{“Frantic” by Metallica hits, and out comes Destructor! He runs out from the back and throws his arms up in the air, greeting the crowd. Out slowly behind him comes his manager/associate, Dr. Insano, laughing manically behind him. The two begin strutting down the ramp, and when they finally get to the ring Destructor! rolls under the bottom rope, and jumps around in the ring. Dr. Insano stays on the outside, laughing to the fans, twiddling his fingers, thinking of his next plan.}
Simon Daye: And here's our resident.. super hero? I guess... who knows where's Nelly when you need him..
Willy Carter: Off taking over the world, duh...
Simon Daye: I'm quite sure that's not what he's doing.
{Styles wastes no time, ignoring Destructor!'s attempt at a lock up and kicking him hard in the gut before nailing a spinning neckbreaker. Styles kicks nimbly to his feet and grabs Destructor! as he's standing, planting him back down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Styles holds for the pin. 1.. Kickout at 1. Styles stands, nailing a stomp or two for good measure, then lifts Destructor! to his feet. But Destructor! counters, nailing an elbow to the gut, followed by a sitout jawbreaker. Styles stumbles, but doesn't go down. Destructor! charges for a clothesline, but Styles ducks and grabs him as he passes, nailing a short diving backbreaker.}
Simon Daye: Styles taking control, showing what might have happened the last time these two faced.
Willy Carter: He wants this win, AND that X Division title shot.
{Destructor! stumbles forward against the ropes, using them to remain on his feet. Styles grabs him for a German suplex, but Destructor! holds onto the ropes and nails Styles in the jaw with an elbow. Destructor! springs off the middle rope and twists, landing in a cross body on Styles. He holds for the pin, but he's thrown off before there's even a 1 count. Styles is up and on the attack, but he gets taken down by a hip toss. Styles rolls through to his feet, and turns, right into a second hip toss. Styles is up again, but Destructor! is right on him, nailing a dropkick that sends Styles through the ropes. He hangs on and manages to remain on the ring apron.}
Simon Daye: Destructor! may look like just some kid in a goofy suit, but he's a pretty good wrestler in his own right.
Willy Carter: He IS a kid in a goofy suit.
Simon Daye: Thank you captain technical.
{Destructor! charges hard, attempting to knock Styles off the apron, but Styles drops down, pulling the top rope with him. Destructor! falls hard onto the outside. Styles springs off the rope and comes down hard with a leg drop from six feet in the air. The crowd oohs at the move and Styles soaks it all in, picking Destructor! up off the floor and shoving his back hard against the barrier, then whipping him forward into the ring apron. He then uncerimoniously throws Destructor! back into the ring.}
Simon Daye: Styles could be looking to put Destructor! away now. Those barriers outside the ring aren't exactly soft.
Willy Carter: Sayonara kid, it was nice knowing you.
{Styles enters the ring, just watching Destructor! struggle to his feet. Styles moves in for the kill, when suddenly Destructor! lashes out with a kick that drops Styles to one knee, then he's up and whirling around to plant an enziguri to the side of Shawn's head. Styles goes down, dazed from the vicious blow. Destructor! heads for the top rope, stumbling a little from the damage he's taken. He climbs and turns, ready to come down hard with a Shooting Star press, but Styles is suddenly on his feet, disrupting Destructor!'s balance.}
Simon Daye: Styles may have saved himself a loss right here.
Willy Carter: True, but for how long? That kick looked like it hurt.
{Styles is up with Destructor! on the top rope, setting him up. Then leaping off with him, and planting him down with the Simply Sensational! (Flux Capacitor) He hooks the leg for the pin. 1.....2....3!!!}
Simon Daye: Styles wins it! Not only did he get the revenge he sought when he asked for this match, but he wins a spot in the X Division title match at Reborn! What a way to begin a promising career!
Willy Carter: What a way to begin this week's Trauma!
Simon Daye: There's more where that came from ladies and gentlemen, stick around.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
MATCH
SEPHIROTH DU LAC vs. GABRIEL KARRAS
Singles Match with Tempestad as special guest Referee
Simon Daye: Next up we have the priest returning to Trauma to take on the vampire and it's all for the immortal soul of a pretty lady.
Willy Carter: Wait, is this a match or a bad horror movie?
Simon Daye: Could be both.
Willy Carter: So no one owns the rights to this yet, because I could turn this into a sweet porno...
Simon Day: OK! Lets move on to the match now.
{The Somber tones of Avenge Sevenfolds 'Waking the Fallen' play, followed by the guitar. The arena lights go out and a deep red light comes on over the entrance ramp. Gabriel comes out at and kneels at the top of the ramp. He places a bible on the floor, crosses himself, then leans down and touches his forehead to it. He stands, walks to the ring and slides into it. He walks to the corner, and places the bible, then kneels in prayer until the match starts.}
Simon Daye: Karras has been missing in action the last few weeks but he's back and he looks better than ever.
Willy Carter: He hasn't done anything yet.
Simon Daye: I mean from a physical stand point.... That came out wrong.
Willy Carter: No, it came out just like you meant it.
{The lights dim to a deep crimson red as the house lights go out. "Lies" by Evanescence begins to play as smoke covers the stage. Two sets of candelabras sit on either side of the entrance way and suddenly as the music hits it's mark a lightning effect strikes the stage and suddenly the candles on the candelabra all light at once and Sephiroth du Lac rises from under the stage mist. He holds a glass chalice filled with red liquid and carries his trademark cane. When he fully rises he waits and from behind the curtain behind him walks Maria. She embraces him and gives him a quick kiss before they begin to walk down the rampway. He slowly smirks and drinks from his chalice as he stares coldly at his opponent and the crowd while Maria waves happily to the people. When they reach ringside he kisses her and leaves her at ringside before he climbs the stairs and wipes his feet before stepping in the ring. Once in he removes his coat and drapes it over the top ring rope he also sets his cane and chalice down before standing still and staring darkly at his opponent as the lights raise to normal.}
Simon Daye: Du Lac is not happy with the way Karras and Tempestad have been acting lately and I think he plans on exacting some revenge tonight.
Willy Carter: Personally, I wouldn't want this guy after me.
{White lights flash in time with the drums of "Avalancha" as Tempestad walks onstage wearing his ref's shirt. He looks to the crowd on both sides before patiently walking down to the ring, crossing himself as he walks. He slides beneath the ropes and stands back up, shrugging off his coat.}
Simon Daye: You can literally feel the anticipation in the arena. This little beef has been building all month.
Willy Carter: Not to mention the fact that Temp and Seph have already tried to end one another career before.
Simon Daye: Gotta keep that in mind, Temp already doesn't like Seph, now his former partner is blasting the guy and his sister is all over him. Temp must be a little flustered and confused out there.
Willy Carter: You've gotta think so. He's in a bad way tonight.
{Temp calls for the bell and Seph is quick to fly across the ring with a big forearm shot to the face of Karras. Karras goes down but he's quick to his feet and Seph is quick with a knee strike that knocks Karras into the corner where Seph just unloads some heavy right hands. Temp tries to pull Seph back and Seph backs off. }
Simon Daye: Really? I didn't think Seph would just adhere to Temp's request.
Willy Carter: Looks like Maria is having a good influence on him.
{Karras steps out of the corner but Temp takes a hold of him and hits a big norther lights suplex. Karras tries to roll to his feet but he staggers and Seph takes him down with a tornado ddt.}
Simon Daye: Karras walked into this match with some major ring rust and it shows.
Willy Carter: Du LAc is basically just having his way with Karras.
{Du Lac struts a little as he approaches Karras, glaring over at Tempestad who just doesn't look at all like he wants to be there. Seph latches on to Karras' by the hair but Karras fires a sharp elbow into the gut of Du Lac, then launches himself up with a European upper cut. Du Lac staggers back and Karras hits him right across the jar with a right hand. Karras goes for the ropes and hits them hard, he comes at Seph full speed and Seph hits him with the Spear of Longinus! Sephiroth covers. One.. Two.. KICK OUT!}
Simon Daye: Man that was close. Du Lac almost had him after that Spear of Longinus.
Willy Carter: He completely stopped all of Karras' momentum right there.
{Du Lac looks a little frustrated, glaring again at Temp as he hauls Karras to his feet. Du Lac Irish whips Karras into the corner and follows him in with a body splash. From there Du Lac hoists Karras onto the top rope and climbs up there with him. Seph hooks the arm and prepares for the super plex. He has Karras primed and ready, he lifts him up, the fans go silent as they await the fall but at the last second Karras shifts his weight and lands a NECK BREAKER OFF THE TOP!!! Karras throws his arm over Du Lac and Temp counts. One.. Two... KICK OUT!}
Simon Daye: Karras almost put Du Lac away with one move!
Willy Carter: I guess the rust isn't so thick?
{Karras pulls himself to his feet and looks around, feeling a bit reinvigorated. Du Lac gets up and tries to shake the cob webs loose, he turns and sees KArras. Seph throws a right hand and misses, Karras whips Seph around and hits him with MARK! Karras is quick to pull Seph back up, turns him around and bam he hits him with JOHN!}
Willy Carter: Karras is building some steam now.
Simon Daye: He's got to keep it going, he's got Du Lac on the ropes now.
{Gabriel pulls Seph up and sends him off the ropes, on the rebound he catches him with a knee lift, Du Lac flips onto his back. Seph tries to sit up but Karras clubs him over the shoulder and onto the chest then locks him in a Chin lock. Karras pulls back hard and tries to make the vampire tap but he refuses. Tempestad begs him to tap, but it's not going to happen and Du Lac manages to break Karras' hold with a well placed poke to the eyes. Karras reels and Seph is up. Du Lac comes right at him and wraps him around the waist, he lifts him up but Karras shifts his weight again, gets behind Seph and hits a German suplex.}
Simon Daye: Karras is getting a little slippery now.
Willy Carter: Du Lac just can"t seem to get firm grip on him.
{Karras walks over to Seph and picks him up, he jams his head between his legs and prepares to hit Cast Into Flames, however Sephiroth hits a back body drop instead. Karras gets up and Du Lac sinks his fangs into his forehead and opens a dead gash.}
Simon Daye: Holy crap, HE BIT HIM!?
{With Karras momentarily distracted, Sephiroth grabs onto him and hits the Fallen Angel DDT! Sephiroth makes the cover and demands Tempestad counts. )
Simon Daye: Temp isn't' too sure...
{ Tempestad finally gets down and counts. One.. Two.. Three!}
Willy Carter: Well there you have it, loves wins out in the end.
Simon Daye: Looks like, but Temepstad still doesn't look too happy about that bite at the end of the match.
Willy Carter: He's going to have to deal with it.
{Sephiroth glares at Tempestad before sinking his fangs into the open wound on Karras' head again, causing the blood to pour even more profusely. Temepstad grabs him by the shoulders and rips him off his former partner.}
Simon Daye: Here's where everything comes to a head.
{Du Lac is right up and in Tempestad's face, screaming at him to just "BACK OFF!" Temepstad will not, Karras is still his friend. Du Lac pushes Tempestad hard but Temp refuses to hit Seph because of his sister Maria.}
Willy Carter: This is the moment when everyone has to pick a side and we all end up the winner.
{From behind, Karras turns Sephiroth around and finally hits the Cast into Flames before he even knows what hit him. Karras then brushes past a still shocked Temepstad as Maria races to the ring. She slides in and screams at Karras even slapping him across the face. }
Simon Daye: Not good.
{Karras makes the sign of the cross before her then leaves the ring. Maria goes over to Seph and cradles him in her arms while Tempestad still doesn't know what to do, all the while Maria is now directing her anger at him for letting this happen.}
Simon Daye: This situation just got a whole lot worse for Tempestad, so much for trying not to get involved.
Willy Carter: It was bound to happen. But now it"s time to drop the soap opera and get on to some more action.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: And we come to the second match in the X Division Qualifier, Everyman takes on Freakke the clown.
Willy Carter: The potato makes his return.
Simon Daye: Hardy told me about that potato nonsense.
Willy Carter: It's no longer nonsense. He admitted it!
MATCH THREE
Joe Everyman vs Evil Freakke
X Division Qualifier
{Life Is Beautiful by Sixx:A.M. starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams then comes out onto the stage. Joe and Maria walk down the ramp while holding their arms up towards the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a standing jump onto the apron while Maria walks to her corner. Joe then climbs into the ring through the ropes and looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.}
Simon Daye: You know, I'm not sure Everyman got this whole potato thing.
Willy Carter: He admitted he is a potato, that's all that matters.
{Freakke stands on the ramp and laughs with his theme music. He waits a moment and crouches down grinning disturbingly. He twists his head and stands up as the lyrics begin and he walks to the ring ignoring all but the way forward. He climbs into the ring as the song says about getting out or getting in. He stands for a second and as the chorus begins to plays he looks around and starts to laugh. He turns to wait for his opponent but doesn't stop laughing. He pulls his shirt off and throws it aside and his laugh turns into a wide and vicious grin.}
Simon Daye: I don't know what happened to Freakke.. but there's something wrong with the boy.
Willy Carter: Now is not the time to play games, not with the potato.
Simon Daye: Oh my god, Stop...
{Everyman reaches out and slaps Freakke one across the mouth, to stop his blasted grinning. Freakke's head snaps to the side, but he just looks back at Everyman, still grinning, and motions for him to do it again. Everyman brings his hand back to his Freakke again, but Freakke suddenly lunges forward, headbutting Everyman in the chest. Everyman stumbles back, and Freakke follows up with a dropkick. Freakke waits for Everyman to bounce off the rope then takes him down with an arm drag. Everyman is up quick, staring at Freakke, who waits for him, laughing all the while.}
Willy Carter: The potato is not going to be happy being embarassed like this.
Simon Daye: Then he needs to get his head out the ground and wrestle like we know he can.
{Everyman charges for a clothesline. Freakke ducks it, but Everyman stops and turns, nailing a roundhouse right hand. Freakke stumbles a bit, and Everyman grabs him, driving him down with a side backbreaker, holding Freakke across the knee and putting the pressure on his spine. The ref is there, asking for a submission, but Freakke won't give in. Everyman simply picks the smaller man up a little and plants him down with a side slam. He holds for the pin. 1....2... Kickout at 2.}
Simon Daye: Now there's the Everyman who almost beat Angel.
Willy Carter: We call that one super potato.
Simon Daye: Really? You did not just say that.
{Everyman picks Freakke up, and sets up for a suplex, snapping it off with precision. He holds on, twisting around until they both stand and lifts Freakke up again, holding him there in a show of strength. But Freakke starts to resist, finally breaking free and driving Everyman down with a DDT counter. Freakke gets up, stomping Joe hard in the gut, forcing him up to a sitting position. Freakke lands a quick kick to the back of Everyman, then bounces off the far rope and comes back with a front dropkick right to the face. Freakke rolls back through it to his feet and nails a diving senton, landing on Everyman for the pin. 1....2... Kickout at 2.}
Simon Daye: People underestimate Freakke because he's so small..
Willy Carter: And weird..
Simon Daye: And.. a little weird, but he can get it done.
{Freakke heads for the top rope, leaping to it from the ring, and diving off for the Big Top Drop Frog Splash, but Everyman moves! Freakke lands hard on the canvas, and Everyman is right there, pulling him up to his feet. He lifts Freakke up for an Everyman Screwdriver, but Freakke counters, twisting around and driving Everyman down with a Smiledriver! He hooks the leg for the pin. 1....2....3!!!!}
Simon Daye: Freakke has done it! He's defeated Joe Everyman and will take the second place in the X Divison title match with Shawn Styles.
Willy Carter: The potato once again remains comfortably in the middle.
Simon Daye: Once again, we go to commercial trying to figure out what you're talking about.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
MATCH
JFK and ZELDA KNITE vs. ANDREW JACOBSEN and EMMA DANIELSON
Mixed Tag Team Match
Simon Daye: We have a treat for tonights main event, Zelda Knite takes on Emma Danielson one week before they face at Reborn, only tonight they have... PARTNERS!
Willy Carter: I'd be their partner.
Simon Daye: I'm sure you would.
"First you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you're gonna die"
{Tyler's voice is heard over the P.A system just as we hear Chino's screeching voice "GUNS! RAZORS! KNIVES! **** with me. GUNS! RAZORS! KNIVES! Woooooo!" as Deftone's "Rocket Skates" comes blaring over the speakers, A rain of gold pyro comes down over the entrance as JFK comes walking out from the back wearing a JFK T-Shirt and his normal wrestling gear. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and rolls into the ring; he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit and then heads to his corner waiting for the match to start.}
{Zelda's theme kicks on as the LoZ remix starts off with smoke filling the entrance ramp. "Call to Action" by Pillar hits now and the strobe lights around the ramp begin flicking on and off as Zelda slowly steps out with her arms stretched out, the music picks up and Zelda sprints to the ring. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and plays to the crowd for a bit. When the music dies down, she jumps down and waits for the match to begin.}
Simon Daye: You've got to wonder how Zelda feels about tagging up with a guy whose best friends threatened her life.
Willy Carter: She doesn't seem to mind.
Simon Daye: Maybe not, but it can't possibly be a feel good moment.
{A piercing howl erupts from the speakers as "This Calling" kicks into gear. The fans respond with cheers as Emma Danielson walks out on stage, a deadly glare on her face. She looks around at the crowd, smirking briefly, before breaking into a run down the ramp. Emma jumps up onto the apron, using the ring ropes to vault into the ring proper. She brushes off the referee, moving to her corner and lying in wait for the opening bell.}
{An air raid siren splits the air, followed by the pounding opening riff of Disturbed's "Indestructible". Andrew Jacobsen strides out onto the stage, followed by his manager, Emma Danielson. He looks around at the fans, absorbing the atmosphere. Andrew begins walking down the ramp with Emma, pyro flares going off on either side of him as he makes his way to the ring. He slides in, jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd, a broad smile on his face. Andrew jumps down and nods to Emma, who goes to sit over by the timekeeper. Andrew then awaits the bell.}
Simon Daye: Jacobsen recently called out Venom for Reborn, he's apparently tired of all this Young Gun crap.
Willy Carter: We all are Simon, we all are. The guys have been here a month and their already less welcome than a member of the Conway family.
{Jacobsen and JFK are going to start us off as the bell rings and they lock up in the ring. JFK drives AJ into a corner but AJ wriggles around him and gets a rear waist lock. JFK fires an elbow back but AJ ducks it and goes for the German, JFK lands on his feet and drop kicks AJ in the back and sends him face first into the ring post. JFK rolls to his feet and grabs the dazed AJ with a swinging neck breaker. JFK is right up, and he boots Andrew in the face for good measure.}
Simon Daye: JFK is on top of Jacobsen tonight.
Willy Carter: He's trying to prove a point.
{JFK laughs at Andrew and walks over to tag in Zelda. The ref tells Andrew to tag in Emma and he does. Zelda runs at Emma and ducks a clothes line, she goes for the spring board but Emma catches her in mid air with a spine buster. Emma springs back to her feet and screams "F YEAH!" Then she scoops Z up for a big scoop slam then drops and elbow across her chest. Danielson is back up and she's looking pumped as she hits the ropes. Zelda stands up dazed and takes a clothes line to the back of her head and she falls face first into the mat.}
Willy Carter: I never bet against a big beautiful white women.
Simon Daye: You wouldn't.
Willy Carter: Is that a racist remark?
Simon Daye: Uhhh... no?
{ Emma is going to let up as surf boards Zelda. Zelda is screaming out in pain as Emma just pulls back trying to separate her shoulders. JFK looks like he's had about enough and pulls Emma off. Emma turns and clocks JFK in the face and he staggers back a bit shocked. A smile spreads across his face and he rears back and that's when Andrew spears him! JFK goes back first into the ropes and clumsily spills through the second rope onto the apron. Andrew follows him out onto the apron and hits him with a forearm shot and looks for a double arm ddt off the apron, he nails it!}
Simon Daye: I guess touching Emma was the wrong move.
Willy Carter: Andy is a stand up kind of gut and JFK made a rookie mistake trying to get under his skin like that.
{ Back in the ring we find Zelda back on her feet and Emma looking at Andrew. Zelda comes in from behind with a flying forearm shot. Emma falls against the ropes and Zelda goes for the roll up but Emma kicks right out and the two get back to their feet and tie. Emma sends Z onto her back but she rolls to her feet and they tie up again. Again Emma sends Z onto her back, she gets up again and Emma comes right for her but Zelda drop kicks her in the knees. Emma goes down to one knee and Zelda hits her with a clothes line. Zelda pins. One... Two... KICK OUT!}
Simon Daye: Did you see Zelda turn this match around right there?
Willy Carter: I can't say it enough Simon, this is why she is the most dominate champion this company has ever seen.
{Knite is up and she's ready to go. Emma gets up and Knite hits a kick and goes for the Knite of the Round but Emma blocks it and sends Zelda flying with an arm drag. Zelda gets up and comes right for Emma again, this time hitting another spring board and looking for a hurricanran but Emma hits a POWER BOMB! Emma falls back into her corner and finds Andrew is there waiting. Andrew tags in, JFK reaches out for Z and slaps her hand. Both men leap into the ring!}
Simon Daye: The place is about to explode...
{"Swagger like us" takes over the PA and Andrew stops in his tracks looking up the ramp for Venom. Andrew throws out his arms like "COME ON!" But he's totally taken his eyes off of JFK and it's going to cost him because as he turns around NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!! JFK makes the cover, One... Two... Three!}
Simon Daye: Oh, Venom caused the distraction and JFK got the win for his team.
Willy Carter: Thats team work.
{JFK points at Zelda like "Thats how you get it done." Zelda is not very happy as she gets off the apron with her belt and leaves. JFK shrugs and bends over Andrew Jacobsen, talking some more trash.}
Simon Daye: JFK loves to add insult to injury.
Willy Carter: Well Daye, if there is another way to do it, let me know.
Simon Daye: There are several ways... Wait, look!
{DDK comes flying down the ramp and as JFK gets up he slides in the ring and BANG! JFK is down, DDK is up and these fans are LOVING IT!}
Simon Daye: What a way to end Trauma, two of the hottest women in nCw in a mixed tag match and Willy's dream came true, someone got BANGED!
Willy Carter: I wish it had been a chick....
Simon Daye: So do I, but we'll have to wait for next week. Don't forget to watch Collision tomorrow and Reborn next week. GOODNIGHT!
{DDK is still celebrating his Banging of JFK as Trauma comes to a close.}