Date: Saturday, May 16th, 2009
Location: Van Andel Arena; Grand Rapids, Michigan
Main Event: Angel vs. Xavier Williams
Notes: Trauma looks good with a great main event and an amazing tag team match all on the same show.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
{Blind Man by Black Stone Cherry begins to blare as Trauma kicks off, we are taken immediately to Jaymie and Simon sitting at ringside ready to call the action.}
Simon Daye: Welcome to Trauma.
Jaymie Boone: Coming to you live from Van Andel Arena
Simon Daye: We are in Grand Rapids, Michigan. First match is coming right at you.
MATCH ONE
Steve Ramone vs. Hexx
Singles Match
"Bad Magick" by Godsmack begins to play on the PA System
Hexx walks to the ring to the boos of the crowd with his voodoo making stick in his right hand. He holds it high then slams it down and pyros on the ring post shoot off into the air. Hexx then climbs up onto the apron and into the ring.
Amber Ashe: Weighing in at 300 lbs here is HEXX
Jaymie: He looks like a witch doctor.
Simon just looks at Jaymie
The opening riff for "I Don't Know" by Ozzy Osboarne rips through the arena speakers and as soon as Ozzy sings the first verse Steve emerges from the backstage area, Steve claps hands with a few fans before rolling into the ring and waiting for his opponent.
Amber Ashe: His opponent weighing in at 200 lbs he is “ The Fearless One” Steve Ramone.
Simon Daye: “The Fearless One” is looking for his 1st win tonight here on Trauma.
Jaymie Boone: Sexy Jason welcome Steve to Collision last week by handing Steve his 2nd loss here in nCw. Sexy Jason is the man
Simon Daye: You just had to get that in there
*The ref finished checking “The Fearless One”. Steve looks across the ring at Hexx and he is shaking his head in disbelief. The ref signals for the bell to start the match. Hexx is doing some kind of voodoo stuff. Steve stays in his corner. Steve comes out carefully.
Simon Daye: Looks like “The Fearless One” is taking his time. He is not for sure about Hexx
Hexx finally comes out of his corner as well as Steve. Both men circle each other and they go for a lock up when Steve gets nailed with a BOOT to his stomach which doubles him over. Hexx waste no time at all grabs Steve and picks him up into a VERTICAL SUPLEX and drops Steve on his back.*
Simon Daye: Hexx wasted no time at all. Of course he out weighs Steve by 100 lbs.
Hexx gets to his feet and begins STOMPING on Steve. Finally Hexx bends over and grabs a fist full of hair and helps Steve to his feet. Hexx still has the hair so Steve is bending over and Hexx just nails Steve with a ELBOW to the back of Steve's neck causing Steve to go back to the mat. Hexx gets to his feet as Steve rolls over on his back holding onto his neck. Hexx is doing some kind of voodoo stuff with his hands. He then takes aim and connects with a FIST to the forehead of Steve Ramone. Hexx goes for the cover. Ref is in position 1....2....KICKED OUT BY STEVE RAMONE.
Simon Daye: So far this has been all Hexx
*Steve Ramone is in a sitting position when Hexx lays him back on the mat and begins CHOKING him with his hands around Steve's throat. The ref begins his count and reaches to 4 when Hexx releases the hold. Hexx gets to his knees and places the right knee across Steve's throat and again is CHOKING him with his knee while he is arguing with the ref. The ref finally sees what Hexx is doing and begins his 5 count. He got to 4 again and Hexx stands up to release the hold. Steve is gasping for air.*
Simon Daye: Hexx is not letting up on “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone
Jaymie Boone: Is the match done
*Hexx walks around the ring as the fans are booing him. He plays to the crowd. Steve has rolled under some rope hoping for a break. Steve rolls back into the ring and uses the ropes to help himself up. Hexx comes over and Steve is holding onto the ropes just nails Hexx with a SIDE KICK to the midsection of Hexx. Steve does it again. The ref is telling Steve to get off of the ropes. Steve moves away from the ropes and as he did he nailed a PELE KICK . Hexx dropped like a rock onto the mat*
Simon Daye:I think “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone had enough of Hexx's cheating
*Steve Ramone stands there catches his breath. He then nails a MOONSAULT. He stays on and hooks a leg. The ref is in position. 1....2.... HEXX GETS A SHOULDER UP. The fans thought Steve Ramone had the win. Steve thought he had the win. Steve gets to his feet. He goes to a corner and starts to climb to the top rope. He is waiting. Hexx is getting up slowly. Steve is getting the needed rest on top of the ropes. Hexx gets to his feet and as he turns Steve comes off the ropes with a MISSILE DROPKICK. Steve is on his feet and he drops a LEG DROP right across Hexx's chest making it hard for him to breath. Steve goes for the cover. He hooks the leg and the ref begins to count. 1....2....3 NO HEXX KICKS OUT*
Simon Daye: “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone almost picked up his first win tonight.
Jaymie Boone: That was close
Steve gets to his feet. He brings Hexx with him. He sends Hexx into the ropes. As Hexx rebounds he is nailed with a SUPERKICK that takes Hexx to the mat with a “Thud” Steve Ramone gets to the top rope. This time he is not waiting on no one. He leaps and nails WHAT FEAR. He hooks the leg and the ref is in position. 1....2....3!
The fans are going wild. Steve Ramone stands up as the ref raises his hands in victory. Hexx is stirring around on the mat. He could not believe that Steve has beaten him.
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner by pinfall....”The Fearless One” Steve Ramone
Simon Daye: Steve Ramone has finally won his first match here at nCw. He has a career here in nCw.
Jaymie Boone: More action to come right after this short time out
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Well we're back Jaymie and do you know what our next match is?
Jaymie Boone: Boring before it even started?
Simon Daye: No Silly, It'll be Dirty Deal taking the Perfect Freaks.
Jaymie Boone: So two crazy redneck freaks take on two.... God only knows type of freaks?
Simon Daye: If you want to see it that way, I guess so.
MATCH TWO
Dirty Deal vs. Perfect Freaks
Tag Team Match
Walking on Glass by Pain blares on the PA as Bates and Nero begin their walk down the entrance ramp to the ring. Bates slaps the hands of a few fans along the way as Nero looks just plain creepily at the referee. They both slide in under the ropes and give a quick smirk at one another before stretching, waiting for the match to begin.
Jaymie Boone: **cough**freaks**cough**
The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.
Simon Daye: With Dirty Deal, here this match is ready to go.
Jaymie Boone: Who cares.
Simon Daye: The fans in attendance and the at home audience.
Jaymie Boone: Screw em.
{The match begins with Ron Gibson and Nero in the middle of the ring. Ron extends his hands as if challenging Nero to a test of power but when Nero reaches to grab Ron's hand, Ron takes his other hand and slaps the taste out of Nero's mouth. Nero tries coming right back with a punch but Ron blocks it with his right arm and then kicks Nero hard in the stomach. Gibson takes Nero by the head and runs him into the corner into Curtis's boot nesting on the top rope. Nero grabs his forehead as he shoots up, but when he does Ron puts his right elbow into Nero's jaw and Nero flops to the mat. Ron tags Kanyon into the ring. They both grab Nero up and look to hit him with a double suplex, the have him off the ground but Nero begins fighting and fighting and flips through planting both members of Dirty Deal with a DDT!}
Jaymie Boone: Great reversal by a mediocore wrestler.
Simon Daye: Amazing move by Nero there, he looked to be dead weight then suddenly he turned the tides.
{Nero quickly gets to his feet where he runs to his corner and tags in Bates. Bates and Nero go the cmiddle of the ring where they meet Dirty Deal who are both getting back up. Ron and Curtis both throw punches but Nero and Bates block and both drive DD back with stiff right hands. DD falls against the ropes, Nero and Bates charge but both Members of Dirty duck, lower their shoulders and flip the Perfect Freaks up and over the top rope! Nero and Bates both land on the apron, and pull themselves back up, when Curtis turns around he takes a knee from Bates and both Nero and Bates grab him by the head and double suplex him to the outside of the ring! Nero and Bates get back to their feet on the outside but as soon as Bates is up he takes a baseball slide to the back of the head and is sent flying intot he steel ring barrier!}
Simon Daye: This match is getting nasty right now Jaymie.
Jaymie Boone: You'd think they were mortal enemies the way these two teams are going at it.
Simon Daye: No doubt about that.
{Ron bends down to pull Bates up, but as he is bent over Nero gives him an ax handle smash to the back, Ron stumbles forward but comes right back with a stiff punch that catches Nero off guard and then follows it with a running clothesline. Gibson helps his partner back to his feet and they together get Bates back up, only to give him a double Irish whip into the steel ring steps. Gibson turns around right into Nero getting back up who hits a Brotherly love on outside!}
Jaymie Boone: That Nero refuses to stay down doesn't he.
Simon Daye: He keeps coming back like a bad rash.
Jaymie Boone: Huh?
Simon Daye: You heard me.
{As Nero gets up, he turns and is hit with a Dirty Demolition on the floor!}
Simon Daye: Well I don't see him getting up after that....
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, I really don't see
{Kanyon grabs Bates and throws him under the bottom rope and follows him into the ring, Kanyon slides in and pulls Bates up and drags him into the corner, holding him by the head Kanyon climbs up backwards onto the second rope, Kanyon is looking for the sitout piledriver, but Bates flips him backwards off the ropes, and bridges it into a pin. 1....2.....3! Kanyon throws a shoulder off the mat a second too late!}
Simon Daye: Wow, Bates has picked up the win!
Jaymie Boone: Kanyon can't believe it, he hardly knows what happened!
Simon Daye: The Perfect Freaks have won their debut match as a tag team, and did so against the co-xtreme champoins!
Jaymie Boone: A good way to debut I say.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Welcome back to Trauma.
Jaymie Boone: Next match is coming right up
MATCH THREE
MGK vs. Mark Evil
Singles Match
The lights in the arena flicker slightly, as the opening beats of "Go to Sleep" by Eminem pound against the speakers. With a stride of purpose and anticipation, MGK makes his way out onto the entrance stage clothed in his ring attire, along with a black hooded jacket. The hood over his head, hiding his eyes and the upper half of his face from us, he begins his walk to the ring without hesitance.
Eyes locked on the ring, he slides in, and immediatly rises to one knee as the lights in the arena go out completely, albeit one spotlight which stays on M.G.K. After staring down at the black heart colored on the back of his left hand tape, he finally gets up and takes off his jacket all in one quick motion, tossing it out of the ring. Now standing with his hands hanging at his sides in fists, a not-so-nice grin appears on his face as he anticipates the start of the match-up.
Simon Daye: Last week M.G.K was teamed up with The Ace and they beat Dirty Deal. Now tonight he is in a singles match
Amber Ashe: In the ring at this time, weighing at 230 lbs here is M.G.K.
Jaymie Boone: He is facing the funny looking guy
Then lights turn off as Sweating Bullets by Megadeth starts to blast over the PA. The adults start to boo and the children cower in fear .
As soon as the opening line is said, red, orange and yellow multicolored pyros begin to shot from the front and sides of the stage, firing straight up. Then, the entire stage is engulfed in flames, shooting from every pour of the stage.
The fire splits in the middle as Mark Evil walks out onto the stage, looking off into the crowd. He continues down onto the ramp as the fire builds back up. The adults continue to boo and the children continue to scream in pure terror. As he walks down the ramp, the fire behind him slowly dies down.
Mark Evil stops just before the ring and slowly walks over to the stairs. He slowly walks up them and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He then raises he arms, and as soon as they drop, the stage and ring posts erupt in bright red pyros, shooting off in all directions. Mark then stops and looks around in the crowd with an evil smirk on his face. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.
Jaymie Boone: He is just scary looking
Amber Ashe: In the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 lbs here is Mark Evil
Simone Daye: Here is the big man. 7' tall. He definitely have the advantage over MGK.
*The ref tries to check Mark Evil and Mark will not let the ref get close enough. Finally the ref told Mark he get check or be DQ before the match even started. Mark gets in the face of the Ref and stares down at the ref. Mark gets this smirk on his face and he allows the ref to make his checks.
Simon Daye: I bet MGK would have love for Mark got get DQ right of the bat.
The ref goes to signal for the bell, but Mark goes charging in and attempts a forearm while MGK moves out of the way and Mark hits the turnbuckle. Mark turns around and and MGK grabs his arm and sends him across the ring. Mark hits stomach first in the turnbuckle. He move back a little and turns around and MGK nails a DROP KICK which takes the big man down.*
Simon Daye: I don't think MGK is going to care about how big Mark is.
*MGK drops a LEG DROP on Mark's chest. He goes for the cover and before the ref could get in position Mark tosses MGK off of him. MGK gets to his feet and Mark was getting to his.. MGK goes over and receives a Head Butt to the stomach. This doubles MGK over and Mark makes it to his feet and grabs MGK by the head and plants his head into the mat with a DDT. Mark does not go for the pin. Instead he picks MGK up and lifts him high above his head and drops MGK stomach first onto the mat.*
Simon Daye: What height MGK was dropped from
*MGK was holding onto his stomach and rolling on the mat. Mark reaches down and pulls MGK up by a fist full of hair. He sends MGK into the ropes. Mark back up and starts to run and meets MGK as he rebounds off the ropes with a SPEAR to the stomach. MGK goes down hard. Mark Evil goes for the cover. The ref is in position to make the count. 1....2....KICK OUT BY MGK*
Simon Daye: How in the hell did he kick out. Mark is working on MGK's stomach area
Jaymie Boone: Did the scary man win?
*Mark could not believe that MGK was still in this match. So Mark makes it to his feet. The fans are booing Mark. Mark looks around the ring at the fans. MGK is making it to his feet. Mark turns right into a DROP KICK. The impact of the hit only moves Mark back a couple of feet. MGK gets to his feet and he grabs Mark by the wrist and sends him into the ropes. MGK goes up for another Drop Kick and Mark seen it coming so he holds onto the ropes and MGK goes crashing to the mat. *
Mark Evil goes to drop a Leg Drop but at the last moment MGK moves out of the way. Mark lands on the mat. MGK struggles to get to his feet. As MGK moves over to Mark which has made it to his feet, MGK garbs Mark and nails him with a beautiful BULLDOG. MGK goes to the top rope while Mark is still on the mat. MGK springs off and nails a MOONSAULT. He goes for the pin. 1....2....3 NO! MARK EVIL KICKSOUT.
Simon Daye: That was close
MGK gets to his feet. He moves away from Mark. He waits. Mark makes it to his feet and is taking right back down with a SUPERKICK. MGK hooks the leg. Ref is in place. 1....2....3!
MGK stands up as the bell is sounded and the ref raises his hands in victory
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner...MGK
Simon Daye: MGK beat the big man
Jaymie: The scary one got what he deserve
Simon Daye: Fans stick around the Main Event is NEXT
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Jaymie Boone: Well Simon, I guess it's that time of the night... time of rthe main event.
Simon Daye: You're correct Jaymie and what a main event it is. These two have had some monumental battles in the past over the X-Division title.
Jaymie Boone: Should be a decent match for once then.
MAIN EVENT
Xavier Williams vs. Angel
Singles Match
The opening drum beat of Undead by Hollywood Undead begins to play as the lights go out in the arena and the “Savior X “ logo appears on the screen, a giant red “X” with the word “Savior” written across the center of the “X.” Strobe lights begin to flash as Angel appears on the ramp in the “Jesus” pose.
UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!...
A wall of fire erupts behind Angel as he makes his way down the ramp on beat with the song, behind him a burning cross replaces his entrance video as the lyrics begin to kick in. Angel reaches the ring now and runs up the steps. He looks around the arena before grabbing the top rope and leaping up and onto the turn buckle. Angel throws his arms out in the “Jesus” pose as the first verse begins. The fans exploding with cheers, Angel jumps off the top rope and struts to the center of the ring. The music starts to fades out.
Jaymie Boone: And here's Angel... I hear he's having marriage problems... I wonder if that makes him available...**grawl**
Simon Daye: Could you please control yourself.
Jaymie Boone: Sorry Simon, can't do it.
The somber tones of the song fills the arena as the lights from right to left alternating between white and a deep rep, almost in a marching pattern
"It feels so good to be back.."
Xavier steps out from behind the curtain black hoodie and bandanna on, he walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope, he takes off his bandanna and his hoodie and he paces around the ring, a look of determination on his face.
Simon Daye: And here's his opponant, this match is ready to roll.
Jaymie Boone: Can't wait to see Angel get all hot and sweatty.
Simon Daye: Please stop.
Jaymie Boone: Never I say, NEVER.
{The match starts off fast as Xavier and Angel charge as soon as the bell rings, Angel reaches to lock up Xavier but X hits him with a running knee right to the stomach, bending Angel over. X grab's Angel's arm, throws his leg over and flips Angel tot he ground locking him up in an arm bar. Xavier locks in the move hard but manages to pushes himself up and away from Xavier breaking free. Both men get to their feet both men get up but Angel is back down with X hits a low drop kick to one of Angel's knees. Xavier is quickly back to his feet, he runs and bounces off the ropes, he comes back and hits a running senton splash to Angel's chest. Xavier on his knees rolls Angel over and then gets to his feet, pulling Angel up as well and hits a straight jacket suplex after standing up! Xavier makes the pin 1....2.... but Angel forces his way out.}
Simon Daye: Xavier isn't going to let Angel have an easy match here tonight.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, Angel is going to need to get something going soon or it's going to be a short match al right... just not the way he would have wanted.
{Xavier grabs Angel and pulls him to his feet before Irish whipping him hard intot he corner. Xavier runs and looks for a high jumping knee lift into the corner but as he leaps Angel moves, and X hits the turnbuckles hard and falls to the mat. Angel waits for Xavier to turn himself over and get up and as soon as he does he hits a high hip toss, Xavier rolls over and gets up and Angel hits another hip toss, and then another! Angel positions himself on the side of X and hits a standing moonsault and stays on top for the cover 1...2.... but Xavier throws an arm up. Angel gets up and Xavier is pushing himself off the mat, Angel grabs Xavier's arm and throws him into the ropes and when X comes back, Angel hits a spinning back heel kick sending Xavier back down. Angel grabs Xavier's legs and flips him into a Texas Cloverleaf! Angel has him locked in as Xavier is trying to fight away.}
Jaymie Boone: This could be it here!
Simon Daye: it's over unless Xavier can find a way out of this.
Jaymie Boone: I don't see that happening.
{Xavier fights and pulls and drags himself to the ropes and breaks the hold. Angel releases the move and gets up and Xavier pulls himself up using the ropes. He backs off and as he does Angel runs behind him and hits the Revelations! Angel covers 1....2....3!}
Jaymie Boone:What was that!?
Simon Daye: Angel saw an opening and he took it, and has won this match!
Jaymie Boone: Wow, Xavier did not see that coming at all.
Simon Daye: Angel wins and that's all we have for you tonight fans.
{With that Trauma goes off the air.}