Location: Bridgestone Arena; Nashville, Tennessee
Main Event: Joe Everyman vs. DDK
Notes: This week's Trauma will be action packed, with a Main Event that features DDK taking on his former friend Joe Everyman and an opener like Crystal Hilton taking on Foxy Roxy, Trauma is set to be an exciting show.
Commentators: Preston Marshall & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "The Enemy" by Papa Roach
Preston Marshall: Welcome to another week of Saturday Night Collision, I'm your host Preston Marshall, and as always, i'm joined by the beautiful Jaymie Boone.
Jaymie Boone: What a night we have for you, Ricky Johnson takes on Roberto Verona, we see finally the in-ring debut of one Alysson Gardner and in the main event of the evening, You will see one half of the nCw Tag Team championship match, that we will see at Sovereign, when Joe Everyman takes on DDK, You know what that means, We will see some banging on Trauma...
Preston Marshall: But who can forget our opening match, because Trauma will be graced by the Pixel Princess herself Zelda Knite, when her best friend Crystal Hilton takes on the undefeated new comer, Foxy Roxy.
Jaymie Boone: I don't expect her to stay undefeated long, because she is going against one half of EMF....With the other half hanging out around ringside.
CRYSTAL HILTON vs. FOXY ROXY
Singles Match
{“We R Who We R” by Ke$ha hits and a single spotlight shines on the entrance as every other light turns out, Zelda and Crystal step out together wearing their identical black EMF sleeveless hoodies. They throw out their arms and puff out their chests as they close their eyes and look up into the spotlight. The music picks up and Zelda and Crystal walk to the ring bobbing their heads jumping up and down playing to the fans with a few high fives and finger snaps at people who don't seem to be enjoying the show. The spot light follows them the entire way down the ramp. Crystal slides into the ring and does a sultry little hip shake, spins around and stands there with her arms outstretched. Zelda in the meantime steps into the ring, slides to a kneeling position on one knee and throws out the heart symbol with her hands. After the pose the lights come on and they wait for the match to begin.}
Preston Marshall: Well, there are Zombies here in attendence tonight.
Jaymie Boone: And the one who are not, just creamed themselves on their message boards.
The fans are all scurring around as the show is on a break. All of a sudden the light dim as "I Stand Alone" builds.
I've told you this once before
You can't control me
If you try to take me down
You're gonna pay
A mystifying fog forms on the stage as a silouette appears against the screen backdrop of the show's logo. Pyros explode, criss-crossing in mid-air. She stands still as flames outline the stage causing shadows against her face. The fans erupt with an overwhelming excitement as the lights dance off the crowd and walls. She steps out into the light Foxy Roxy struts out onto the front of the stage, poised looking out at the many faces. Her red lockes drape over her shoulders, as she scans over the fans wearing smile. She raises her fists in the air and the fans ignite into a huge pop. She starts off down the ramp smirking, her hair bouncing as she picks up the pace in her step. She slides into the ring and jumps to her feet staring a hole thru Crystal Hilton, before turning her attention to Zelda who just slid out of the ring.
Jaymie Boone: Poor Roxy, not only does she have to put her undefeated streak on the line here tonight, but she also got to contend with Zelda Knite at ringside.
Preston Marshall: Hopefully Norman Dafoe will be able to keep this match under control.
Norman Dafoe is told by Hilton to ring the bell, while Roxy is distracted looking at Zelda on the outside, Crystal has the Pink Ugly stamp in her hand, and looks to give Roxy a tramp stamp, however Roxy turns around and nails Crystal with a Bitch Slap, causing Crystal to drop the stamp, Roxy takes the offensive first, nailing a Thesz Press and then begins slamming Hilton head against the mat repeately, Norman Dafoe warns Roxy, who gets up to her feet, holding her arm up, getting a mixed reaction, while Zelda on the outside, tell them to quiet down, Crystal gets to her knees, when Roxy runs and nails a running knee lift right underneath the jaw of the Hollywood Goddess.
Preston Marshall: Foxy Roxy is in early control of this match.
Jaymie Boone: Zelda doesn't look to happy on the outside.
Crystal gets to her feet, only to be met with a Spinning Heel Kick nearly knocking Hilton out of the ring, as she is about to fall, Roxy pulls her back in, not wanting Hilton to go the outside where Zelda is there to help her,Crystal comes back hitting a huge forearm to the face of Roxy, and goes for another one, but is drop toe hold into the mat, Roxy, then pulls her up, then hip tosses her back down, before nailing a standing moonsault!
Preston Marshall: What fire by this youngster, She is really controlling Hilton early on in this match.
Jaymie Boone: Do you expect it to last.
Crystal doesn't try to get up, instead tries to roll out of the ring, however Roxy grabs her by the leg, as Zelda begins trying to pull Crystal out of the ring, Norman Dafoe runs over and slaps Zelda hand away who throws Dafoe a scrowl like...I will have you fired....as Hilton is pulled into the center of the ring, before being pulled up by her hair, and spiked with DDT, causing Crystal to scream loudly, she calls over Norman Dafoe to help her, as Roxy is coming to run off the ropes, looking for some move, however Zelda low bridges the rope, as the Foxy one, falls backwards to the outside, Zelda begins to throw boots to the midsection of Roxy, as Hilton is flirting with Dafoe, making him blush, finally Zelda Roxy back into the ring.
Preston Marshall: Come on Norman, try to pick up women on your own time...
Jaymie Boone: I think that is the first time, someone has hit on poor Norman since he was living back in Ireland in the eighties.
Preston Marshall: How do you know so much about our official?....Dammit Jaymie, did you sleep with him too....
Jaymie Boone: No....It's my job as a Color commontator to know facts like this....Speaking of not doing your job, you just missed calling Crystal Hilton pulling Roxy up and tossing her around the ring by the hair...
Indeed Preston did miss it, as Roxy is seen holding her head, where Crystal grabbed it, who pulls Roxy up, only to slam her down with a scoop slam, before running off the ropes, doing a handspring into a elbow drop, as Crystal mock covers Roxy, One, Two....Roxy kicks out, as Crystal yells at her, you know who i am, how dare you kick out of my maneuvers....
Preston Marshall: Wow...Crystal is really a struck up b...
Jaymie Boone: We don't say that word, or I will slap you...
Preston Marshall: You are right Jaymie...
Crystal pulls Roxy up, who snaps back, snapmaring Crystal down, before hitting a dropkick to the back of her head, She quickly drops a elbow drop, before running off the ropes as Crystal is sitting up and clothlines her down back down, hooking the leg, One, Two, Crystal kicks out..
Preston Marshall: Foxy Roxy almost pulled a huge upset there.
Roxy pulls Crystal up, and then doubles her over with a kick to the midsection and tries a Foxbuster, however Hilton blocks it and holds Roxy up for a powerbomb, who quickly snaps the hollywood goddess over and down with a Beautiful Huracanarana, that sends Crystal to the outside, as Zelda Knite runs over to help her best friend, who unknown to both of them, Foxy Roxy takes off and dives thru the middle rope catching both members of EMF with a Suicide Dive!!!
Jaymie Boone: How dare Foxy Roxy lay a single hand on Zelda!
Preston Marshall: She didn't, she totally just sent her entire body thru her, as well as Crystal.
Roxy slowly gets up from the dive to the outside and throws Crystal into the ring, however as she is trying to get in the ring herself, Zelda grabs her foot, but Roxy kicks it off, allowing Crystal enough time to take advantage, by nailing a knee to the midsection, before grabbing Roxy arm, running and slamming it against the turnbuckle, before pulling Roxy over onto the top rope, as Crystal still holding her arm, backflips and sends Roxy back into the ring hard,Crystal, pulls Roxy up and and holds her head under her arm, before sitting on the second turnbuckle, before swinging off, and spiking Roxy down head first with a Tornado DDT.
Preston Marshall: That Tornado DDT has got to be the end of the match right there, That was...
Jaymie Boone: Right out of Hollywood...
Preston Marshall: Beautifully put.
Hilton goes for the cover, One..........Two.............Roxy kicks out, Crystal pulls Roxy up again, before kicking her in the back of the head with a Enzuguri, once again going for the cover, One............Two..............Kickout again by Roxy, as Hilton is visibly starting to get a little angered, Yanks Roxy up by her hair, and before yanking her backwards and hitting a Inverted DDT, however Crystal doesn't go for the cover, instead slaps her leg, letting the crowd know, The Flashing Lights is coming!
Jaymie Boone: Crystal has nearly hit Foxy Roxy with everything she has, but if she hit this, I think it will be over.
Zelda is screaming in joy on the outside, as if she just defeated Gandolf in a Legend Of Zelda game for the first time, as Hilton is laying in wait, as Roxy begins to get up, unknowning that Hilton is waiting on her, she turns around FLASHING LIGHTS, NO! Roxy blocks it, then yanks Crystal down with a Dragon Screw Legwhip, Crystal screams holding her leg, as Roxy jumps to the top rope, Crystal slowly gets up, and eats a Giant Flying Lariat, sending Crystal down hard, Roxy goes for the Cover, One...............Two...................No Crystal gets the shoulder up right before the count of three.
Preston Marshall: That was so close to being a huge upset.
Crystal and Roxy both get up, as Crystal swings wildly with a Quick Flashing Lights attempt, but once again Roxy avoids it, ducking under her leg, before running and springboarding off the ropes, as Crystal turns around, just in time as Roxy jumps over her, grabbing her head and hitting a Blockbuster, Crystal is down and not moving as Roxy jumps to the top rope quickly.
Jaymie Boone: No! Get Up Crystal!
Preston Marshall: STARRY NIGHT IS COMING UP!
Zelda is up on the apron and grabs Roxy attention who is caught off guard as Hilton is back up, this time actually nailing the Flashing Lights Kick, causing Roxy to fall off the top rope and back into the ring.
Preston Marshall: Dammit, Foxy Roxy was about to pull out the win.
Crystal grabs both of Roxy legs, before rolling her over, locking in the Wlithering Rose Submission, as Roxy screams, trying to grab the ropes, she is about to when Crystal pulls her into the Center of the ring and sits back on the hold as Roxy screams in pain, trying not to give up, Norman Dafoe asks her if she chooses to submit, but she says no, as she begins crawling once again towards the ropes, however Hilton continues to put the pressure on, Roxy makes a dive for the ropes with her last bit of strength, however unknown to Norman Dafoe who is on the other side of the hold, Zelda Knite grabs the bottom rope and pulls it away from Roxy, who finally can't take it anymore, and slaps her hand in defeat.
Jaymie Boone: Crystal Hilton wins!
Preston Marshall: Damn, Foxy Roxy had the match in hand, but Zelda got in her way.
Jaymie Boone: Isn't that the case of all women in nCw, They are about to be taken seriously, and then bam, Zelda get in their way...
Preston Marshall: Very True.
Like Me By Girlicious begins to play, as Zelda rushes into the ring to hug her best friend Crystal Hilton who hand is being raised in victory, both members of EMF look down at Roxy and smile at each other, as Zelda pulls her ugly stamp out, as both members of EMF are about to stamp Foxy Roxy, when suddenly, out of the back, Roxxie the nCw women champion sprints out from the crowd, she swings the belt wildly at Hilton, who barely avoids being whacked with the women title, as both her and Zelda retreat up the ramp, however Roxxxie isn't done, and begins chasing after them, as we head to commercial.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Preston Marshall: Wow, I still a little upset what we seen happen, Foxy Roxy had the match won against Crystal Hilton until Zelda got involved.
Jaymie Boone: Be Quiet, you know what happens to people who bad talk Zelda...
Preston Marshall: I guess you're right.....But hopefully this next contest changes my mood.
Jaymie Boone: Well, it does feature a man who has won every champion, except the big one.
ROBERTO VERONA vs. RICKY JOHNSON
Singles Match
:"Perfect Stranger" plays over the PA system. Ricky Johnson emerges from the backstage area, He pauses at the top of the entranceway, soaking in the atmosphere. He stares ahead at the ring and begins a slow walk towards it. Once at the edge of the ring, he walks over to the guardrail and turns around, facing the ring. Then, he speads his arms and leans back into fans. After a moment, he steps on the apron, and enters the ring through the ropes.
Jaymie Boone: You know, Theses people seem to love Ricky despite the fact, he seems like a D-Bag everytime he cuts a promo.
The lights in the arena dim as “This Is The End” begins to play and Roberto makes his way onto the stage where he immediately stands and proceeds to look around the arena in disgust to a chorus of boos before shortly making his way down the ramp towards the ring. As he progresses from the stage to the ring lights randomly light up areas of the crowd which appear on the titantron with derogatory labels written across them (Sheep, Slaves etc) whilst Verona walks slowly towards the ring with a cocky air of supremacy, looking down his nose at the crowd whilst making patronising gestures. Upon entering the ring Roberto slowly paces around the ring pointing towards the crowd provocatively before arriving in the centre and continuing his self-obsessed behaviour, winding up the crowd where possible as he awaits his opponent.
Preston Marshall: And here is a man, who is seem is trying to become best friends with Venom, our current national champion.
Jaymie Boone: I don't know why, The Young Guns died when Zelda left, and the bleeding continued with Velez going AWOL on us.
Preston Marshall: I hope Charlie comes back soon.
Roberto Verona goes for a lockup, however he is immediately taken down by Johnson who holds him down and begins to unloada series of punches right to the head, Mitch Kennedy runs over and pulls Ricky off Verona, however Ricky quickly shoves Kennedy to the side and nails a stiff kick to the head, before once again beginning his assault of punches, finally Kennedy seeing enough, goes back over and pulls Ricky off, and warns him, he will disqualify him if he keeps this up, Ricky finally complies, as Verona is struggling to his feet, Ricky goes to rush in, however Verona is finally seeing what is going on, sweeps the leg, taking the former National Champion off his feet, before returning the favor, and holds Ricky down and unleashes a couple punches to the head of Johnson.
Preston Marshall: I really wasn't expecting a brawl in a match that features Ricky Johnson who is usually one of the most agile workers we have here.
Jaymie Boone: Just comes to show you, you gotta mix up your game here in nCw or you're going to be overtaken.
Preston Marshall: Great lines coming from the cousin of a guy, who used the same three moves over and over again in every match.
Verona finally pulls Johnson up and continues to lay in a series of strikes, before hitting a knee to the midsection then grabbing Johnson and taking him down to the ground with a Swinging Neck breaker before going for a pin fall attempt, One, Two, Johnson kicks out, Verona quickly nails a stiff forearm while still on top of Johnson and goes for another cover, One, Two, RJ once again kicks out.
Jaymie Boone: Verona is really really trying to impress the Young Guns against Ricky Johnson.
Preston Marshall: It could be huge boost for his career if he was able to get in with the National Champion.
Jaymie Boone: I think Ricky wants in with the National Champion, but in terms of a match, not being his buddy.
Verona pulls Ricky up and hooks his head for The Brainwasher DDT, as he jumps, Ricky pushes off, causing Roberto to fall to the ground, as Verona gets up, Ricky sprints forward and hits a Big Boot that causes Verona to crumble to the ground, Ricky pulls him up, hitting a Suplex, before rolling his legs, pulling up and hitting another Suplex.
Preston Marshall: There is two suplex which means, he is looking to finish it off with a Brain buster.
Jaymie Boone: This will be a major Setback for Verona bid to impress the Young Guns.
Johnson stays down for a moment, using alot of energy lifting Verona in fast succession, he finally rolls up, with his arms still hooked for a Suplex, he lifts Verona up, who kicks his feet, and finally comes down with a modified Brain washer DDT, Verona goes for a quick cover, hoping to have Ricky before he can process things, One, Two, Thr....No Ricky kicks out.
Preston Marshall: Nice survival instincts there by Johnson able to being able to kick out, after being dropped on his head and covered so quickly.
Jaymie Boone: Ricky is used to being dropped on his head, of course he was able to kick out.
Verona continues his assault from before nailing a series of stiff shots to the face, He finally backs up and pulls Ricky to his feet, before lunging forward with The Silencer super kick, however Ricky grabs the leg before impact and spins Verona around, hooking his arms around his neck, Fade Away....No Verona had it scouted and quickly runs backwards, ramming his body into Ricky, who is now trapped in the corner, Roberto does it again as Ricky arms unlock themselves, Verona turns around quickly and rams his shoulder into Ricky stomach, before climbing up to the middle turnbuckle, grabbing Ricky head, and placing it on his knee..
Preston Marshall: I Think Verona is going to end it right here.
Verona goes for his devastating Knee leaping back, however Ricky shoves him off as the back of Verona head hits hard, he staggers up, as Ricky runs forward, The Solution!....No Verona shows amazing strength catching Ricky in midair and holds him up, before somehow lifting him up in the power bomb position, before lifting him up again, Getting RJ in the Fallen Idol position, Verona smiles as he taunts Ricky, before leaning forward, no Ricky, kicks his feet and slides out of it and lands on his feet, he turns around, as Ricky is running in, and nails him in the jaw with the Silencer Super kick...
Jaymie Boone: Now I think Ricky is done.
Preston Marshall: Both men, are managing to stay on step ahead of the other here, every time Ricky tries something Verona knows it coming and has a better counter.
Verona doesn't go for the cover, instead pulls Ricky up by the throat, before lifting him with a Chokeslam, before driving him down upon his knee.
Preston Marshall: We seen Verona last win come with this very same move!
Jaymie Boone: Yes, but that was against Tommy The Cat.
Verona cockily goes for the pin, holding down Ricky's arm, One, Two, Thre...No, Ricky gets his shoulder up,as Verona is getting a little frustrated, as he once again goes for another Chokeslam backbreaker, but Ricky fights out of this one, and quickly catches Verona as he tumble around, and drives Roberto Verona down with The Side Effect, Ricky throws his arms up, asking the crowd if they are ready for The Burn Out.
Preston Marshall: I get chills every time Ricky does this.
Ricky climbs the turnbuckle in reverse and looks back once more at the fallen Verona, as he prepares to take flight, however Verona sees Ricky on the top rope and kicks Mitch Kennedy who staggers into the ropes, causing Ricky to lose his balance as he tumbles, Kennedy asks Verona what he is doing, and Verona just states his cause, that he through the ref was Ricky...Verona finally goes up to Ricky who is crotched backwards on the turnbuckle, hooking his arms under Ricky's before driving him off the turnbuckle with the Fallden Idol Cruxifix Powerbomb.
Jaymie Boone: Finally Verona hits it, and Ricky isn't moving what so ever.
Verona looks down at the now motionless Ricky Johnson and laughs, he thinks about ending the match, but makes the Young Guns hand motion, as if he is trying to say, I'm going to do this for you, as he pulls the Lifeless Ricky Johnson body up, who is not even able to stand, as he yells in Ricky face, I'm going to put you down and try them (The Young Guns)....Verona smiles, as he grabs Ricky head, who suddenly just snaps too, grabbing Verona knee and quickly rolling him up, One, Two, Three!
Preston Marshall: What in the hell, I through Ricky Johnson was done for..But the crafty veteran sneaks one out against Roberto Verona....who looks as if he has seen a ghost.
Verona is indeed shocked and dumbfounded as he figured Ricky was done for, but Mitch Kennedy holds up Ricky arm, before he quickly slides out of the ring, and hugs Roxi as the two of them head to the ramp way together.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Preston Marshall: Next...
Jaymie Boone: You think I can handle this one Preston?
Preston Marshall: Well, go right ahead Jaymie...
Jaymie Boone: Next up, we have Allysson Gardner, the sister of our Honor Champion, finally making her in-ring debut here in nCw, against that whore who took my broadcast partner away from me, and left me with Preston....Ashlie Slutface Embers...
Preston Marshall: Miss Simon that much?
Jaymie Boone: I do, it just not the same without him here every week.
ALY GARDNER vs. ASHLIE EMBER
Singles Match
{"Fire It up" by Thousand Foot Krutch hits the PA system as Ashlie walks out. She bounces up and down a bit to try and work the crowd up before sprinting to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope.}
Preston Marshall: Well here is Ashlie, who usually Simon Daye is usually here to come down to the ring with her, but I hear Simon may be in hiding.
Jaymie Boone: He's got nothing to hide from....
Preston Marshall: Trent Helms....
Jaymie Boone: Please, we both know Trent is far too focused on Steve Awesome to even turn his attention to Simon, it happens in the past, Simon basically just got free exposure to the top, and Helms isn't going to do anything about it, if history repeats itself.
All the stadium's light go off and some of them start to blink as "Starting Over" blasts through the arena. After some time, Alysson walks onto the stage. She raises both hands making the Corna sign, and light pink, light blue and yellow pyros shoot behind her back. After the pyros are done, she walks her way to the ring with either with her head hanging, or just looking into the ring as the crowd will most probably be booing their lives out at her. She spears herself into the ring and paces around, waiting for action.
Preston Marshall: It will be finally good to see what our Honor Champion younger sister can do, after seeing her running around so long with Brad Kane.
Johnnie Lei rings the bell, as Ashlie comes running towards Alysson taking her off guard, and grabs her by her beautiful red hair, and begins trying to pull it out, Gardner goes and shoves her off, as Ashlie rolls to her feet, before being hit right in the fact with a dropkick, that knocks Ashlie down to the mat, and sends her rolling to outside, Alysson laughs, as Ashlie tries to brush off, falling out of the ring, and climbs in, when Alysson takes off sprinting, and hits a Stiff Shining Wizard knee to the face, sending Ashlie off the apron and flying head first into the announce table, Johnny Lei, rushs out of the ring, with Ashlie sick fall, and begins to check on her, after a few moments.....Lei rings the bell...
Jaymie Boone: What in the hell....
Johnnie Lei talks with Amber Ashe, who makes the decesion known to the crowd.
Amber Ashe: Ladies and Gentleman, the official has decided to call a stop to this contest, due to Ashlie Embers being unable to continue....
The crowd boos the decesion, and even Alysson Gardner is a little upset by the call, Ashlie is stirring on the outside, but is unaware of her surroundings after going head first into the announce table, The official tries to help her to the back, but she shoves him off, and groggily tries to get back into the ring, Alysson is amazed Embers is back up, but Ashlie is completely dazed and pretty much out on her feet, Lei tries to get her out of the ring, but she slaps him and demands he restart the match....He says no, and slaps him again, still no, finally another slap, and Lei nods and heads back out to Amber Ashe and talks with her.
Amber Ashe: The Official states he is restarted the match...
Preston Marshall: Bad Call Ref, Ashlie is not going to be able to defend herself.
Jaymie Boone: That isn't the point, Ashlie is just trying to gain some respect here...
Lei slides back in the ring, and rings the bell, making sure Ashlie is okay, who shoves him to the side, and stumbles forward, however Allysson grabs her and takes her down with a Octopus Hold.....Ashlie tries to fight it, but quickly has to give it up....Alysson releases the hold, and disgusting heads to the back with her submission victory.
Preston Marshall: We need to get some help down for Ashlie....
Jaymie Boone: But a good showing of Toughness by Ashlie Embers here....
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Jaymie Boone: It's MAIN EVENT TIME!!
Preston Marshall: I didn't know you cared.
Jaymie Boone: I don't but still... MAIN EVENT!!
Preston Marshall: And what a doozy we have for you folks at home. DDK takes on Joe Everyman in a test of strength and will.
Jaymie Boone: Joe broke DDK's heart by siding with Lex Sense and DDK has promised to BANG! him for it.
Preston Marshall: The war between Knitely Bangs and EverySense has been ugly. Now one week before Sovereign, which one of these two will build momentum with a win.
Jaymie Boone: You never turn your back on your Karaoke partner.
DDK vs. Joe Everyman
Grudge Match
{"Duality" by Slipknot hits the speakers as DDK emerges from the curtain. Without GQ and Obsidian. He pounds his chest with his fists then raises his arms in the air making a diamond shape with his hands. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.}
Preston Marshall: DDK has vowed to take apart Joe for his betrayal.
He claims that it is not about winning but rather about the beating.
Jaymie Boone: Everybody likes to see Joe get beat. It's simply good ratings.
{Walk by Foo Fighters starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams then comes out onto the stage. Joe and Maria walk down the ramp while holding their arms up towards the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a standing jump onto the apron while Maria walks to her corner. Joe then climbs into the ring through the ropes and looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.}
Jaymie Boone: Joe Everyman and Lex Sense have been a thorn on DDK's side as of late. He is partly responsible for putting GQ in the hospital.
Preston Marshall: It's clear what EverySense is gunning for.
Jaymie Boone: I don't see it.
{The ref is explaining the rules when DDK simply pushes him aside and Clotheslines an unsuspecting Joe to the floor! DDK runs to the ropes and comes back to drop an elbow on Joe's chest! Joe is holding his chest as Kanyon lifts him to his feet to strong whip him to the corner. Joe almost flips to the outside but is prevented from going over when DDK runs in with a clothesline that takes Joe of his feet and forces him on his ass in the corner. DDK taunts by pounding his chest and raising his fists.}
Preston Marshall: Kanyon is not wasting any time.
{DDK pulls Joe out of the corner and places his head between his legs. DDK viciously Powerbombs Everyman into the turnbuckles!! Joe has the breath knocked out of him as he drops to the mat. DDK drags him into the center of the ring and pins... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! Joe manages to shove him off. DDK lifts Joe to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Kanyon bends over for a Back Body Drop but upon Joe's return, Everyman manages to grapple DDK's head and spins him for a desperation Neckbreaker that almost rips Curtis' head off!! Joe takes a knee and breathes in while holding his back, clearly still feeling the effects of that Turnbuckle Powerbomb. DDK manages to get his feet under him and rushes at Joe who quickly rises and beautifully executes a Dropkick that shoves DDK away! DDK is sent back first to the mat.}
Jaymie Boone: Joe is actually looking good.
Preston Marshall: Did you just compliment Joe Everyman? Pigs must be flying.
{Joe takes this moment to climb the ropes and points to DDK as he flies off with a Leg Drop that DDK rolls out of the way of! Joe lands on his ass and sits there in pain as DDK locks in a Dragon Sleeper from behind, only he stands Joe Everyman up into a reverse DDT position and lifts him into the air and spins, bringing Joe's face down with the "Vicious Spiral"! Instead of pinning however, DDK taunts the crowd and backs up into a corner awaiting Joe to stand.}
Preston Marshall: Are you ready for the BANG!?
Jaymie Boone: I don't think anybody is ever ready to be BANG!ed by DDK.
{Sure enough, after a few seconds, Joe is standing. He comes out of the turnbuckles in a daze as DDK begins to charge, the lights however, go out.}
Jaymie Boone: AAHH!! I'm afraid of the dark! Hold me Preston!!
Preston Marshall: Sure.
{When the lights come back on DDK is irate as Joe is resting on the outside leaning against the barricade. The ref looks confused and an angered DDK rolls out of the ring.}
Preston Marshall: It looks like Joe was saved.
Jaymie Boone: Let go of me you pervert!
{DDK walks up to Joe and Everyman spins behind DDK and sends him over with a powerful Release German Suplex on the outside! The back of DDK's head hits the floor hard as he rolls to his stomach, holding his head. Joe rips DDK off the mat and hits his "Leviathan Spinebuster"!! He rolls Kanyon back into the ring and Joe goes for the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! Everyman lifts DDK to his feet and sends him to the ropes, this time it is Joe who is looking for a Back Body Drop but Kanyon kicks him in th face! Joe stands upright holding his jaw as DDK rushes in for a Bearhug! The ref is asking Joe if he's had enough as DDK really applies pressure to Everyman's spine. Joe yells, "Hell no!" as he reaches for the ropes. DDK is swinging the man wildly as he Bearhugs the life out of him. Joe looks about ready to give up when his fingertips are able to grab a hold of the ropes. The ref begins his count to 5 but DDK rips Joe off the ropes and slams him down with a Belly to Belly Suplex!}
Preston Marshall: Nice move by DDK. With the Bearhug applied he manages to hit Everyman with a Belly to Belly that is sure to spell his doom.
Jaymie Boone: Oh it's over alright.
{Once again DDK stalks Everyman as he awaits for him to stand. When Joe does, DDK prepares to rush in but once again the lights go out.}
Preston Marshall: Not this again.
{When the lights come back on, the giant stature of Sense is clearly visible. DDK does not hesitate to try and BANG! Lex but Sense lifts DDK by his feet, as he is charging, and Joe jumps to grab his neck and they drop DDK with the "ESD" 3-D!! The ref calls for the bell as Joe and Lex begin to stomp away at DDK. Lex then lifts Kanyon in an Electric Chair position as Joe climbs the ropes. Just when Joe is about to fly, Adam's music hits the p.a.. Sense simply drops DDK and Joe jumps off the turnbuckle so that they could stare up the rampway and ready themselves for the Knite.}
Jaymie Boone: Business is about to pick up.
{As EverySense stares up the rampway, Adam slides in from behind holding a chair. Lex turns around and gets blasted across the head. Joe manages to dodge the chair shot and kicks Adam in his ribs, forcing him to drop the chair. Joe and Adam then begin a punching contest as each man is punching the other.}
Preston Marshall: Where's security when you need them?
Jaymie Boone: Who cares? this is what the people paid to see.
{Adam begins getting the upper hand as Lex makes it back to his feet and picks up the chair. He is about to nail Adam in the back of the head when DDK comes out of nowhere and Clotheslines Sense over the top rope. Both men toppling to the outside. Adam and Joe are throwing everything they have at each other on the inside of the ring while DDK and Sense are pounding one another on the outside. At this point security and staff come down to break this fight apart as the crowd screams for blood.}
Preston Marshall: Sorry folks but we are out of time. Thanks for joining and don't forget to watch Collision tomorrow night.
Jaymie Boone: PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!!
{The show ends withe Knitely Bangs and EverySense fighting off security to get their hands on one another.}