Date: Saturday, April 3rd, 2010
Location: Gwinnett Center; Duluth, Georgia
Main Event: Brad Kane vs. Charlie Velez
Notes: Trauma looks like a great show as Philip Burns returns, Dirty Deal takes on Tempestad and Karras and the main event features two fantastic wrestlers.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Willy Carter
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
Simon Daye: We are going to start things off here with a handicap match featuring a returning Philip Burns and a couple of cat loving freaks.
Willy Carter: its strange indeed. Leonard Fox has said if Phil wins he will get a tag team title shot with a partner of his choosing and I don't think there is any doubt that will happen.
Simon Daye: I guess the only question is, when will Burns get his tag title shot?
MATCH ONE
Philip Burns vs. The Cat Lady and Tommy the Cat
Handicap Match
{Spilled milk fills the television screen as Cat Scratch Fever kicks up and begins playing. Tommy the Cat steps out with Cat Lady and pretends to lick himself clean before sprinting to the ring and sliding in. He gets on all fours while she is waiting on the apron and poses before waiting for his opponent.}
{The opening of "Move" by TFK blares over the PA system and a spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage; He is wearing a red ragged leather jacket that hangs all the way to below his knees with his logo on the back. He takes a few steps forward. The spotlights follows him as he journeys down the ramp, taking a second to pose in front of the ring for the cameras. He rolls into the ring and removes his jacket. Burns then stand in his corner, ready for the match to begin.}
Simon Daye: Well now that Burns is here, I guess we can commence with the massacre.
Willy Carter: Should make for good television.
{Burns teases a lock up but fakes out Tommy and just walks right past him. Tommy looks angry as he grooms himself furiously with his tongue. The fans start a very loud WELCOME BACK chant. Phil stands on the middle rope and points to all the fans, acknowledging their support. He turns around to face Tommy who is trying to pry himself from the hug of Cat Lady. Burns mocks him by licking his own “paw and “cleaning himself” which draws laughs from the fans.}
Simon Daye: Burns now, trying to play mind games with the feline here.
Willy Carter: The fans certainly are glad to see Burns back in action!
{Tommy frees himself and tells Burns to shut it. Burns mocks him again which makes the cat irate! He runs at Burns, attempts a clothesline but Burns ducks and nails him with the Burn Notice!}
Willy Carter: Its all over!
Simon Daye: How sad. Wait what is he doing?
{Burns signals for something and now a desk is being lowered from the ceiling! It lands in the middle of the ring and burns takes a seat as a couch is also being lowered. He invites Cat Lady into the ring. The very large lady steps in between the ropes and takes a seat as the couch squeaks and groans. Tommy is still laid out in front of the desk. The ref has exited the ring and looks on in amusement.}
Willy Carter: I think its a live episode of Up Late!
Burns: welcome all of you a very special outing of Up Late! I am here with the Cat Lady. Now, Ms. Lady, what is your story?
Cat Lady: Well I love kitties and Tommy is my baby! Looks at him sleeping so peacefully! I love him I love him I just LOVE him!
Burns: who doesn't? Now if you don't mind me asking, how did you get involved in this match? You are obviously not a competitor.
Cat Lady: Oh I was with my precious Tommy when he got the call to wrestle this week and I just couldn't stand to see him go so I took the phone and I bullied the guy on the other end into putting me in the match. I cant be without my baby!
Burns: And just to clear things up, how many cats do you own?
Cat Lady: Well I don't OWN any. But I do have 27 kitties room mates. I did have more but the police said the urine level was toxic so I had to get a second apartment to keep THOSE kitties in.
{Tommy is stirring now and trying to get back up but seemingly with no thought whatsoever, and without even looking in that direction, Burns picks up his coffee mug and crushes the thick porcelain cup over the head of his foe. This send Tommy back into his nap-like state. Burns carries on the conversation with acknowledging what has happened.}
Burns: Ah ha. I see. Well I am just going to go ahead and bring this interview to a close. I would shake your hand but something tells him that would just be disgusting. Excuse me.
{Burns walks around to the front of the table and puts a foot on Tommy the Cat. The ref slides in and counts 1...2...3! Burns music plays as the desk raises to the ceiling. The couch tries to raise but Cat Lady is still on it and the cable snaps.}
Willy Carter: Interesting and entertaining “match” with the returning Philip Burns.
Simon Daye: how embarrassing for Tommy. And Cat Lady. And really cats everywhere.
{The referee raises Burns' hand as we fade to commercial.}
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Simon Daye: Next up, we have three of the finest wrestlers to grace the ring. Such talent, beauty and grace.
Willy Carter: And three of the finest pieces of..
Simon Daye: Willy...! PG 13 Amigo.
Willy Carter: Ok, ok.. But my point still stands.
MATCH TWO
Cleopatra vs Megan Kane vs Emma Danielson
Triple Threat Match
{The house lights go down, and a golden spotlight goes over the crowd, as the tron above the stage comes to life. the word "Forever" is whispered as "Forever May Not Be Long Enough" by Live begins to play over the sound system. A light golden mist floats just above the stage area where a golden Sarcophagus starts to rise out of the floor. The front of the sarcophagus opens and there inside is Cleopatra with her arms crossed with crook and flail in hand, with eyes closed. Her eyes open and she begins to walk toward the ring, as a curtain of golden sparkles begins to fall over her. She makes her way to the ring without looking at the crowd, but focuses on the ring, as if in a trance. She reaches the ring, and walks up the stairs, and climbs in heading for her corner, removing the golden crown, and sets the crook and flail down, to await her opponent.}
Simon Daye: I'm not sure I know what to make of this woman. Joining forces with the Dominicus'es? Nothing good comes of that.
Willy Carter: Gives those nerds something to stare at.
{The crowd is buzzing as "Like The Angel" by Rise Against starts. Megan Kane appears from the back now as she stands in the middle of the entry way, standing in front of a cheering crowd here tonight with Brad behind her, hooking his arms around her. Looking out into the crowd, seeing all the fans, she inhales and exhales before starting to walk down to the ring. She slaps a few hands that stick out from the crowd, not really paying attention to who it is. Once Megan gets to ringside, Brad lets go of her, the two getting into the ring. She gets a hug and a kiss from her husband as he leaves the ring. Megan smiles and backs into a corner, waiting...}
Simon Daye: Megan Kane is living proof that you can have a great home and a successful career as a modern day woman.
Willy Carter: And she's milftastic.
Simon Daye: What?
Willy Carter: I was paid to say that...
{A piercing howl erupts from the speakers as "This Calling" kicks into gear. The fans respond with cheers as Emma Danielson walks out on stage, a deadly glare on her face. She looks around at the crowd, smirking briefly, before breaking into a run down the ramp. Emma jumps up onto the apron, using the ring ropes to vault into the ring proper. She brushes off the referee, moving to her corner and lying in wait for the opening bell.}
Simon Daye: If there was anyone more hungry for a chance at Zelda Knite than Emma D, I've never met her.
Willy Carter: Get a few drinks in her, and she'll show you what hunger is..
Simon Daye: What does that even mean?
Willy Carter: I have no idea, just reading what's on my sheet here.
{Emma heads straight for Cleo, and Cleo meets her in the center of the ring, the two women lock up with Emma asserting her upper body strength and pushing Cleo into the corner. Megan waits patiently for her turn. The ref steps in to seperate them, and Emma backs away, only to take Cleo rush out of the corner and take her down with a press. Cleo unleashes a torrent of right hands on the downed Emma, leading to Megan intervening and trying to pull Cleo away, only to take an elbow to the jaw for her trouble. Megan is dazed and Cleo picks her up and scoop slams her right on top of Emma.}
Simon Daye: The golden goddess taking control.
Willy Carter: Like I do in tha bathroom with my golden..
Simon Daye: God Willy no...
{Cleo backs off and gets a big leap for an elbow drop, but Megan rolls one way off of Emma and Emma rolls the other so Cleo hits nothing but canvas. Cleo gets up, holding onto her elbow. Megan grabs the goddess and nails a side russian leg sweep. Emma backs off for a short running start and lands a diving knee drop onto Cleos chest. Megan and Emma look at the fallen Cleo, then at each other. They high five in the middle of the ring.}
Simon Daye: Looks like they're gonna team up a bit to take on a mutual enemy.
Willy Carter: Women be crazy..
{Emma grabs onto Megans hand in the high five and nails her with a vicious short arm lariat.}
Simon Daye: That was shortlived.
{Emma picks Megan up, and sets her up for a Jagerbomb, but Cleo clubs Emma in the back of the head, and then nails Emma with a reverse DDT. Then pops up to grabbed the bent over Megan for a standard DDT. Cleo wraps herself around Megans leg, locking in the Serpents Coil ankle lock, pulling the woman away from the ropes into the center of the ring.}
Simon Daye: Serpents Coil! This could spell the end right here.
Willy Carter: Emma's not gonna be too thrilled with this.
{And he was right. Emma stomps on Cleo, breaking the hold. Megan rolls away, holding onto her ankle. Cleo stands, only to get thrown across the ring with a belly to belly suplex. Megan stands, hobbling a little on her ankle, only to be grabbed by Emma and planted down with a fishermans suplex. Emma stands, soaking in the approval of the audience, until Cleo jumps on her back and tries to lock in a sleeper hold.}
Simon Daye: Cleo may have it right here. Emma is fighting, but how long can she last?
Willy Carter: Oh, that woman has stamina.
{Emma is fighting the hold, but slowly she starts to sag. Megan gets back up, and tries to break the hold, attacking Cleo. Emma stumbles toward the ropes, and Cleo is pried off, falling down outside the ring. Megan watches, holding onto the top rope to slingshot herself to the outside, but Emma grabs a hold of her, spinning her around and setting her up,then planting her down with a Jagerbomb!}
Simon Daye: Devastating powerbomb from Danielson, thats enough to put a grown man down for three.
{Danielson with the pin. 1.. Cleo pulls herself up from the floor. 2... Cleo slides into the ring and dives.. 3!! But just a little too late.}
Simon Daye: Danielson wins it! Asserting herself as a possible challenger for Zelda.
Willy Carter: That chick is some hardcore.. stuff.. right there.
Simon Daye: Are you reading from a script?
Willy Carter: Umm maybe.
Simon Daye: {Facepalms} We'll be right back.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Simon Daye: This should be a great match for our next two teams Willy.
Willy Carter: Why is that Simon?
Simon Daye: You would think whoever wins this match would be in a good position to get a tag team title shot against the Dominicus Republic.
Willy Carter: That's a good point, it couldn't hurt at all.
MATCH THREE
Dirty Deal vs. Divine Intervention
Tag Team Match
{The string-and-guitar intro of "Awake and Alive" by Skillet heralds the arrival of Divine Intervention. Tempestad walks down the ramp, riling up the crowd a la HBK, as Father Gabriel Karras and Sister Desiree follow him down at a slower pace. Tempestad darts under the bottom rope, kipping up and continuing to work the crowd. Gabriel hands the Bible he's carrying to Desiree and slides in as well. Desiree walks to a position by the announce table to observe. Both men retreat to a corner, where they discuss which man will start the match, among other pieces of strategy.}
{The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins. }
Simon Daye: Well here we Go Willy, this is should be interesting to see how these two teams
Willy Carter: It should be, lets hope it lives up to our expectations.
{The match kicks off with Curtis Kanyon and Gabriel Karras, Kanyon rushes at Karras for a running shoulder attack but Karras side steps it. Kanyon turns to face him and takes a hard kick right to his stomach, he grabs Kanyon's head and hits a russian leg sweep. Both wrestlers roll over, while Karras gets to his feet and waits Kanyon is slower to stand, when he does Karras charges in and leaps and hits a running bull dog slamming Kanyon's face into the mat. Karras goes to the ropes and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, he leaps off and puts a diving fist drop right into Kanyon's forehead and covers 1... but Kanyon shoves Karras off. Both men get to their feet, Kanyon takes a wild swing at Karras but Karras blocks it catching his arm and hits a Gospel according to Peter! Karras covers again 1...2.. but Gibson buts a brutal kick into the back of Karras's head.}
Willy Carter: Karras was close to getting the win for his team.
Simon Daye: But Gibson was there to break it up, with a kick that almost decapitated Karras.
Willy Carter: He looks a little dazed right now... never saw it coming.
{Karras stands to his feet where he's staggering trying to shake the cob webs, he gets turned around by Gibson and leveled with a short arm clothesline! The referee rushes over and pushes Gibson back to the apron, while Kanyon manages to get himself back to his feet. Kanyon turns Karras over onto his stomach, locks up both his arms in a full nelson like that and pulls him to his feet, then throws him back down with the full nelson slam. He extends his arm back and slaps hands with Gibson bringing him into the match. Gibson and Kanyon both pull Karras back to his feet, Kanyon lifts Karras into the gorilla press and throws him up as Gibson is on one knee with the other out, where Karras lands and they hit the assissted Gut Buster. Gibson turns Karras over and covers as Kanyon gets to the apron 1....2... but Karras shoves the arm up.}
Simon Daye: Dirty Deal have been a team for a long time, they know how to stack the odds intheir favor.
Willy Carter: They work like a well oiled machine, almost like they know what the other is thinking at all times.
SImon Daye: Oh yeah, they're always dangerous.
{Gibson grabs Karras who can barely stand and drags him over towards his corner where he extends Karras's arm and teases Tempestad with the tag before spinning around and giving Karras a hard clothesline back to the mat. Tempestad looks furious at the lack of respect.}
Simon Daye: Dirty Deal, and Gibson in particular are so confident at all times.
Willy Carter: Some would call it arrogant.
Simon Daye: Both really.
{Gibson stands over Karras and spits the loogie on his chest, runs to the ropes and comes back with the People's Loogie Elbow, he covers Karras 1...2.. but Karras puts his arm up. Gibson grabs Karras by his hair and jerks him back to his feet. He kicks Karras hard in the stomach, then grabs his head and goes for his Elehate DDT, but when he lifts Karras uses his momentum and spins up and around Gibson and nails a reverse DDT on his way down and both men are down!}
Willy Carter: Karras with the great reversal... but can he get to the fresh man?
Simon Daye: lets hope so.
{Karras turns over and pulls himself forward and leaps into his corner and tags Tempestad into the match! Kanyon steps through the ropes and charges just as Tempestad enters the match and goes for a Dirty Demolition but Tempested leaps right over him and Kanyon ends up shoulder first into the steel ring post through the ropes! Gibson is to his feet, he turns around and right into the arms of Tempestad who turns him and hits his Martinete tombstone pile driver! He covers as Karras holds Kanyon in the corner 1...2....3!}
Willy Carter: My gawd... they did it!
Simon Daye: Wow, Divine Intervention just snuck one away from Dirty Deal!
Willy Carter: amazing... Dirty Deal can't believe it.
{Karras and Tempestad jump into the air and quickly exit the ringside area and head up the ramp as we go to commercial.}
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Willy Carter: Simon,the night is coming to a close, we only have one match left.
Simon Daye: And what a match it looks to be, Velez taking on Brad Kane.
Willy Carter: Should be fantastic.
MAIN EVENT
Charlie Velez vs. Brad Kane
Singles Match
The lights shut off, as “Killer” by Drake is heard from the PA systems. A spotlight shines onto the top of the entrance ramp, and out emerges Charlie Velez, wearing a black towel on his head, with his head down. After a few moments Charlie takes off the towel and puts it around his neck and he slowly walks down the entrance ramp. He stops at the bottom and looks around the arena before walking up and leaping onto the apron, and then heading into the ring. He walks to the nearest corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and once again observes the arena. He steps off and turns towards the entranceway, waiting for his opponent(s).
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "The Road" by Takayuki Iwai flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane after a few moments as Brad Kane appears in the entry way with Megan at his side. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before taking a few steps and throwing his arm up into the air, letting out a tribal war cry. He then makes his way down the ring with Megan following him. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron as Megan goes up the stairs. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle, looking out into the crowd. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as Megan gives him a kiss good luck before exiting the ring. Brad then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Simon Daye: Well with Brad Kane here it's time we get to it.
Willy Carter: I'm very excited, these two always put on a good show.
Simon Daye: They certainly do Mr. Carter.
{The match kicks off and Velez grabs Kane and then latches onto his head in front face lock, he turns takes BK down with a snap mare and then stands up and soccar kicks him right in the spine. Kane holds his back in pain but he rolls over and stands to his feet to regroup but is kicked In the stomach when he does. Velez grabs him with a scoop and turns him putting back across his knee with a backbreaker now! He holds onto Kane's head and stands to his feet bringing Kane with him. He takes Brad by the head and lifts him with a vertical suplex, he holds him in the air before dropping him hard to the mat. Velez, pleased with his attack heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. He stands on top and leaps off with a diving head butt that misses the mark as Kane rolls out of harms way.}
Simon Daye: As they always say, High risk is called that for a reason.
Willy Carter: Kane waited until the last possible second to roll away and Velez had no time to even attempt to brace himself too.
Simon Daye: Brad Kane is a smart man in that ring.
{Kane jumps back to his feet as Velez rolls on the ground holding his forehead, Kane grabs him by the head and forces him back up, he puts his left hand under Velez's chin holding his head up and puts a knife edge chop into his chest. Velez holds his chest in pain and back lifts his head and puts another chop into him after knocking his arms away. Velez stumbles backwards and falls into the corner, propping himself up with the ropes. BK grabs Velez's head and European uppercuts him. The force rocks Velez up in the air and BK shoves him back down and hits another. Velez stumbles forward where Kane catches hi mand hits the AMG DRIVER! Brad immediately covers afterwards 1...2.... but Velez throws the shoulder up.}
Simon Daye: Sick move by Brad Kane, but it couldn't keep Velez down for the count.
WIlly Carter: That velez guy, he's a fighter, it takes a lot to keep him from continuing.
Simon Daye: You got that right.
{Kane grabs Velez by the hair and pulls him, but takes a couple of elbow shots for his troubles and is driven back. Velez has to suddenly doges a BK backfist attempt by lowering his head, he lifts an BK keeps turning and clocks him with it! Kane falls to his knees and covers again 1...2.. but Velez shomehow rolls the shoulder up. Kane slaps the mat before pulling Velez up again. Kane kicks Velez in the thigh, he kicks him in the other thigh, the ribs punches him in the chin with a foremarm and and then puts a spinning jumpkick right into his stomach, caushing Velez to fall to his knees. Kane takes off running and hits the ropes, he comes back for the JAK trigger and hits it! He covers again 1...2... but again Velez kicks out!}
Simon Daye: What is Kane gonna have to do to keep this guy down!?
Willy Carter: Don't ask me... this is getting crazy.
Simon Daye: Kane looks a bit frustrated right now... and I don't blame him here.
{Kane grabs Velez up again, this time he brings down two crushing forearm shots to the back of his neck as he does. Velez falls to a knee, not able to stand on his own power right now from BK's attacks. Kane goes behind Velez and pulls him the rest of the way up and sets him up for the Impending Doom, he lifts but Velez grabs Kane's head, twists and hits the CLOSURE! He quickly throws an arm over the chest of Kane 1...2...3!}
Willy Carter: And Charlie Velez pulls it off!
Simon Daye: It was a hard fought one though, Kane threw everything at him.
Willy Carter: Fans, that's all for tonight, it was great having you here for this show.
Simon Daye: Until next time!