Date: Saturday, March 7th, 2009
Location: TD BankNorth Garden; Boston, Massachusetts
Main Event: Mark Evil and Sexy Jason vs Dirty Deal
Notes: Trauma comes at you from Boston this week with another great show. The main event features Mark Evil's job on the line in a tag team match.
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
{Blind Man by Black Stone Cherry begins to blare as we are taken to nCw's Saturday Trauma. We go to Simon and Jaymie who are ready to call the action.}
Simon Daye: Welcome to Revolution Trauma.
Jaymie looks at Simon Daye with a surprise look
Simon Daye: We are coming to you live from TD BankNorth Garden
Jaymie Boone: In Boston, Massachusetts
MATCH ONE
STEVE AWESOME vs. JOE EVERYMAN
Singles Match
Simon Daye: Here is the first participant for the first match of the night.
Jaymie Boone: Joe Everyman is in the ring right now.
Simon Daye: Last week Joe went against Philip Burns and it turned out to be a match to show what the tag team match would be like at Sovereign.
Simon Daye: Here is his opponent Steve Awesome.
J aymie Boone: He is Awesome
{ The ref had just finished checking Awesome's boots. The ref calls for the bell. Both men came to the middle of the ring and shake hands. The crowd gets to their feet to show their appreciation. They go to lock up. Neither one can get the advantage. Steve starts to push Joe back and Joe begins to push Steve back to the center of the ring. Steve pushes Joe back to the ropes. Joe reversal and Steve is now against the ropes. The ref ask for a clean break. Joe breaks away}
Simon Daye: This could be anyones match
Simon Daye: So far an even match
Simon Daye: Joe Everyman tried for a pin.
Jaymie Boone: Was not successful.
Simon Daye: Neither man is giving an inch. Both men are taking a beaten.
Simon Daye: MY GAWG! Joe stomach just nailed the mat with such authority.
Jaymie Boone: Steve is AWESOME
Simon Daye: Steve is working on Joe's back and stomach area.
Jaymie Boone: Awesome moves
Simon Daye: What a move by Joe. Do you still say that was an Awesome move Jaymie?
Jaymie Boone: It's Steve Awesome....of course
Simon Daye: Is this going to be payback. Is he going to nail a Militayr Press on Steve.
Simon Daye: What an opening bout.
Both men are on their feet. They are staggering around.}
Simon Daye: This match has taken a toll on Joe and Steve. Who can withstand the other.
Jaymie Boone: Steve Awesome can do it
{Both men come to the center of the ring. Joe nails Steve with a RIGHT, which rocks Steve. Steve comes back with a RIGHT of his own. Both men stands in the middle of the ring TRADING PUNCHES. Neither men is giving an inch. Both men goes down to their knees. You can tell this match is taking a toll on them. They are still TRADING PUNCHES on their knees.}
Simon Daye: Even on their knees they are not giving an inch.
Jaymie Boone: Steve Awesome can get
Simon Daye: That's enough Jaymie....beside I thought Sexy Jason was your man
Jaymie Boone: Well he can
Simon Daye: Let' s just call the match
{ Both men are finally on their back. They have traded punches that eventually they fell onto their backs. Both men are breathing heavy. Steve Awesome moves over and puts a hand over Joe's chest. The ref slides into position. 1....2....JOE GETS A SHOULDER UP. Both men crawls over to the ropes to help themselves up. Steve gets to his feet. He goes over and he CLOTHESLINE Joe over the top rope. Joe hits the apron as he goes to the floor.}
Simon Daye: Joe hit the apron pretty hard. Steve is getting his second wind
(Steve is on the apron waiting on Joe to get to his feet. Joe is to his knees. Steve could not wait any longer so he jumps and nails Joe with DOUBLE AX HANDLE TO THE BACK. Joe falls face first on the floor.
Steve plays to the crowd again.
Steve picks Joe up and SLAMS his head onto the apron.
Simon Daye: Did you see Joe's head just bounce off of the apron.
Steve rolls Joe back into the ring. Steve gets back on the apron. He goes to a corner. He climbs the top rope. He jumps and nails WRATH OF THE DRAGON
Simon Daye: That is the second time of the night. Joe's stomach has got to be hurting..
Joe is rolling around the ring in pain. You can tell from his face that he is in pain. Steve is playing to the crowd. Steve is waiting on Joe to get to his feet. Joe is slowing making it to his feet. He is holding onto his stomach. Steve is still waiting. It is taking Joe a while to make it to his feet. Steve is getting impatience. Joe finally gets to his feet. Steve kicks Joe in the stomach and then nails the EGO CHECK. Steve goes for the pin. Ref is in position 1....2....3!!
Jaymie Boone: Here is your winner Steve Awesome
The ref raises Steve hand in victory
Simon Daye: Both wrestlers gave it their all.
Jaymie Boone: Just like I said Steve is AWESOME
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Welcome back Trauma fans, our next match features Mr. James Preston going up against Shaddix.
Jaymie Boone: Shaddix is a scary guy..
Simon Daye: There's no denying that.
MATCH TWO
SHADDIX vs. JAMES PRESTON
Singles Match
Lights go out and pyro explodes as a spotlight shines on the top of the entrance way and follows Shaddix as he makes his way into the ring.
Simon Daye: And here's the Shadow Master.
Sir Psycho Sexy fills the arena as the fans come alive with jeers. Mr. Preston steps out with a smile on his face as he looks around the arena. He walks slowly down the aisle, almost to the beat of his music. He climbs on to the apron and into the ring.
Jaymie Boone: And here's Mr. Preston so lets get this match started!
Simon Daye: Lets.
{The match begins with Shaddix charging Preston and jumping, putting both feet into Preston's chest sending him stumbling backwards into the corner. Shaddix rolls to his feet and Preston comes out of the corner for a clothesline but Shaddix lowers his head and Preston goes right by him. Preston turns around right into a backflip kick from Shad that sends him to his back.}
Simon Daye: Shadix with a nice kick there to take Preston off his feet.
Jaymie Boone: I don't think Preston ever saw it coming.
{Shaddix grabs Preston by the hair and pulls him to his feet where he Irish whips him into the ropes. Shaddix jumps and looks for a hurricanrana but Preston hits a sit down power bomb instead. He covers 1…2… but Shaddix throws the shoulder up. Preston gets back to his feet, where he grabs Shadd and pulls him to his, Shaddix lowers his head and puts it in James Preston's stomach like a battering ram. Preston stops back as Shaddix runs and bounces off the ropes he comes back with a cross body but Preston grabs him in mid air and throws him over his head with a fallaway slam instead!}
Simon Daye: Great reversal by Preston there.
Jaymie Boone: It was ok… Shaddix just got a little sloppy.
{Preston pulls Shaddix back to his feet and puts him right back down with a DDT. He climbs to the corner and signals to the crowd who all boo at him.}
Jaymie Boone: Preston is going for that amazing move we saw him hit on Ortega.
Simon Daye: He calls it the "ImPreston" and it's an amazing move no doubt.
{Preston is about to leap off when suddenly Davey Ortega runs out from the crowd. The fans cheer as jumps onto the apron and hits the top rope, Preston does the splits on the top rope, and Ortega jumps down and smiles as Shaddix gets to his feet, runs up the ropes and hits a Frankensteiner that sends Preston to the mat. Shaddix covers 1…2..3!}
Simon Daye: It's Davey Ortega! He just gave Mr. Preston a big middle finger with that!
Jaymie Boone: And Shaddix benefits from it in a big way, capitilazing on it and picking up a great win here tonight.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Ok fans, Trauma is back and it's time for our main event!
Jaymie Boone: We could finally see Mark Evil's big hairy arse kicked out the door!
Simon Daye: How do you know it's hairy?
Jaymie Boone: Shut up Simon, we're about to begin.
MAIN EVENT
SEXY JASON and MARK EVIL vs. DIRTY DEAL
Tag Team Grudge Match
{Mark Evil and Sexy Jason come out one after the other, first Evil than Jason to the cheers of the fans.}
Simon Daye: Atleast if nothing else, the fans are pulling for the big Evil.
Jaymie Boone: are they on meth?
{The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.}
Simon Daye: Alright, here we go Jaymie this match is ready to go.
Jaymie Boone: Come DD…. Lets put Evil away.
{The match begins with Evil and Kanyon in the middle of the ring, that is until Sexy Jason charges into the ring and tackles Kanyon and mounts him and begins throwing punch after punch! Gibson climbs into the ring to help his friend but Evil is there with a big boot that catches him just as he enters and sends him flipping back out!}
Jaymie Boone: What is going on Simon?
Simon Daye: I think Jason has just had enough, losing Amber, Damien constanly pressuring him…
Jaymie Boone: He's finally snapped?
Simon Daye: I'd say so.
{Jason gets off and Evil pulls Kanyon to his feet and hits a choke slam that puts Kanyon down on the mat. The referee is ringing the bell and trying to get the two from stopping their attack. Jason rolls out of the ring and grabs Amber who is at ringside. He takes her by the arm and they embrace before heading up the ramp.}
Jaymie Boone: he can't do that… Amber is Dirty Deal's property now.
Simon Daye: I don't think he really cares right now.
{Jason and Amber are half way up the ramp when Gibson clocks Jason in the back of the head with a steel chair! Jason crumbles and Gibson grabs Amber by the arm, she's screaming as Gibson drags her up the ramp. Inside the ring Evil climbs out and runs up the ramp, but Gibson is gone. He bends down and checks on Jason.}
Simon Daye: NO! Gibson was able to catch Jason from behind!
Jaymie Boone: Serves him right.. but what does this mean to Evil's career?
Simon Daye: Well he wasn't pinned…. And he didn't tap out… the match was thrown out… so I guess he's safe for now?
Jaymie Boone: Dammit no!
Simon Daye: Well fans that's all we have for this week!