
{Blind Man by Black Stone Cherry begins to blare as we are taken to nCw's Saturday Trauma. We go to Simon and Jaymie who are ready to call the action.}
Simon Daye: Welcome to Trauma tonight. We have a great show in store for you.
Jaymie Boone: A Battle Royal, Joe Everyman versus Philip Burns, and even the nCw World Champion will be in action here tonight.
Simon Daye: Don't forget the blueebut of Steve Awesome.
Jaymie Boone: Oh Yeah. The Former World and Tag Team champion starts his journey to reclimb the ladder here tonight against Frostbyte.
Simon Daye: And that match is our opening bout of the evening, and it's ready to get underway.
The lights fade to black as a single guitar note blares over the P.A system much like Orton's old theme. As the drums kick in the lights begin to flash from black to blue on beat. Then the guitar begins to rip a good solo as Ronnie Winter starts to wail on the mic.
"YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
It's at this point that Steve Awesome comes blasting through the black curtain with a huge amount of energy. He beats on his Resistence T-shirt and throws his arms in the air before walking down to the ring.
Simon Daye: And here comes Steve Awesome, a man who never runs out of nice things to say.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, about himself.
Simon Daye: And yet he can back it all up!
"Is it me?! or is it COLD IN HERRRREEE!??!" Frostbyte's voice bellows out of the PA System. The entranceway then fills with turquoise light and dry as as the first few beat's of Avenged Sevenfold's 'Scream' roll in through the arena speakers at the highest of volumes.
Mere second's later as the beat drops and the thunderous lead riff kicks in, a shower of spark's matching in colour to the lights begins to rain over the main gate only to be walked right through by Frostbyte himself carrying his trademark blue 'in case of emergency' baseball bat. It's name is carved into the side.
Weaving his way through the dry ice on the ramp he slowly makes his way passing fans with a few smiles and a few nods before rolling under the bottom rope and into the ring. He drops the bat, shakes his head at it and gives it a nudge out of the corner of the ring with his foot.
Simon: And as this match gets on the way, Frostbyte ditches the bat.
Jaymie Boone: Let's hope he pulls it out later to wipe that smug look off of Awesome's face.
The bell rings, and some cheers can be heard from the crowd as Frostbyte and Steve Awesome begin to circle each other in the ring. Neither man breaking eye contact, the two lock up in a grapple, trying to get the best of one another. At first Steve Awesome seems to be gaining control, but after a moment Frostbyte shoves the Awesome one into the turnbuckle, where he nearly strikes him with a fist, but instead backs away a few steps, not wanting to explode on his opponent just yet. Awesome takes a few steps out of the corner, but out of nowhere executes a drop-toe-hold, sending Frostbye falling into the corner. Here Awesome begins to strike Frostbye with right and left hands, but backs off when the referee yells at him. He nods his head in acknowledgement of fair play, but quickly goes in for another attack when Frostbye quickly lunges, locks arms, and flings Steve Awesome over the top rope with a powerful arm drag!
Simon Daye: What an athletic move by Frostbyte!
Jaymie Boone: It was a friggin' arm drag!
Simon Daye: Yeah, but an arm drag made all the more impressive based on the delivery!
Awesome lands on the ring apron smoothly, and quickly climbs to his feet, not really hurt but more or less frustrated. Frostbye turns around, just now realizing where Awesome landed, only to be smacked in the side of the head with a forearm. Awesome leaps over the top rope, immediately wrapping his bicept around the neck of Frostbyte with a headlock. He wrenches the neck a few times, and goes for a headlock-takedown, but Frostbyte plants his feet into the ground and quickly reverses into a back drop. Both men roll through the move, with Awesome hoping up to his feet on instinct but then promptly falling back into a corner where he slumps down. Shaking the cobwebs, he eventually does get to his feet, just in time to block a right hand by the Frozen one. Frostbyte tries for another, but it's blocked, so he resorts to a front kick which connects on the abdomen.
Jaymie Boone: I like that. When he's looking up, you have to kick him down.
Simon Daye: And with tactics like that it would seem each man is being forced to up his game just a little bit here tonight.
Frostbyte pulls Awesome in, and immediatly whips him into the ropes. On the return, he delivers a POWERSLAM to Awesome, who grabs at his back in pain afterwards. Now in control, Frostbyte bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow into the back of Awesome. He gets up, and does it again, before lifting Awesome to his feet. After delivering a single knife edge chop, Frostbyte leaps into the air, and takes Awesome off guard with a dropkick. Awesome falls back into the ropes from the impact, but when he bounces off he's immediately taken down with a spear. Here, although not expecting a three-count, Frostbyte does make a pin attempt and the referee counts. One, Tw- Steve Awesome kicks out on two!
Jaymie Boone: He didn't really think that was going to work, did he?
Simon Daye: Well it was worth a shot, now Frostbyte knows there's more work to be done here.
Frostbyte lifts his opponent up to his feet again, and goes for another irish whip. This time, however, Awesome reverses the move, and when Frostbye comes running back Steve nails him with a dropkick that takes Frostbyte to the ground. Awesome immediatly slides over, and locks in a front face lock. He wrenches the face long and hard, but soon Frostbyte begins to power out of it, making his way up to his knees. When his grip loosens, Awesome swings his body around, and grabs Frostbyte by the back of the head, before lunging forward, nailing a bulldog. He gets up, building momentum, and when Frostbye gets to his feet, Awesome nails the Heart Attack (running side effect) !! The fans cheer seeing this move come out of nowhere, and Steve now goes for a pin. He gets one, two, but Frostbyte kicks out!
Simon Daye: And another near fall, this time with Frostbyte having to kick out! What a devastating Heart Attack that was.
Jaymie Boone: Not devastating enough Simon, if either of these guys wants to win this thing they're going to need to do more damage.
Not wasting any time, Awesome lays in a few acute stomps to Frostbyte, and then drops to his knees, attempting to lock in Everybody's Favorite Submission Hold! Frostbyte, having scouted his opponent well, struggles, and escapes before Steve can get the full move locked in. Frostbyte quickly gets to his feet, a hair quicker than Awesome does, and capitalizes by quickly pulling Awesome's feet out from under him. He then hits the ropes, and comes back, ramming a knee into the face of the opponent. Steve flies back, but again gets to his feet, only to turn around into a cross body block from a sprinting Frostbyte! Frost gets up, and shakes his head a little, contemplating his next move, before striking the fallen Awesome with a sunset flip. Following this move, he goes for a pin. This time though, somehow, he only gets a one count as Awesome kicks out and attempts to get to his feet. Frostbyte pulls Awesome up, and hooks an arm around his neck, before lifting Awesome up in a suplex. Both men drop to the ground, with Frostbyte immediately getting back up. He nods his head, and points to the top rope, before quickly hopping up there. He stands for a moment, then leaps off with a LEG DROP, but nobody's home as Awesome rolls out of the way!
Jaymie Boone: Crash and burn!
Simon Daye: What a fall!
Frostbyte puts a hand to his back in pain, while Awesome tries to collect himself. Steve then crouches down, and awaits for Frostbyte to get to his feet. When he does, the Frozen one is taken down with a clothsline, followed by another. Building up some momentum, Awesome whips Frost into the ropes, and on the return delivers a back body drop. Pacing around the ring, Awesome prepares his next attack. As Frostbyte gets to his feet, Awesome smirks and taps his foot on the ground a few times, then leaps forward in a JAW BREAKER, but Frost ducks the move! He quickly grabs a hold of Steve from behind, sets him up, and within the blink of an eye, hits IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. The crowd pops as Frostbyte then goes for a cover. He gets a one, two, thr- NO! Aweome kicks out! Now starting to get agitated, Frostbyte nods his head and stands up. Perplexed, Awesome stumbles backwards, just in time to see Frostbyte leap off the middle rope, delivering a springboard elbow that nearly knocks him out of his boots.
Jaymie Boone: Now that was impressive.
Simon Daye: Expect nothing less from a competitor such as Frostbyte!
Frostbyte stands up and signals for the end of the match, before whipping Awesome into the turnbuckle. Here, he runs at his opponent, and looks like he might be trying to set up the CHILL FACTOR when Awesome flips him over the ropes! Frostbyte tumbles to the outside of the ring, where he tries to regain his composure. Sliding back into the ring, Frost gets to his feet, and sprints towards Awesome, who's still in the corner getting it together. Frost dives at Awesome looking for another CROSS BODY, only to get caught! Awesome struggles a bit, but quickly adjusts, sets it up, and hits the SteveKO! Without a moment to lose, Awesome goes for a pin. The referee counts,
1...
2...
3!
Announcer: Here is your winner, Steve Awesome!
With that, the match is over, as Steve Awesome rises to his feet. He smirks with pride, as the referee raises his arm in victory.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Jaymie Boone: Next up is the Over the top rope Battle Royal.
Simon Daye: Including some of nCw's newest faces and at least two of it's most looked over.
Rob and Ron are both in the ring as we come back from commercial. The two of them go right at it in the center of the ring, Ron trying to over power Rob with some big right club like fists. Rob backs off but only so he can regain his composure and hit a standing drop kick, knocking Ron back.
Simon Daye: Rob taking it right to one half of Dirty Deal.
Rob runs across the ring looking to kick Ron, but Ron pulls Rob's legs out from under him and mounts him, landing several hard right hands in Rob's face and forehead. Ron gets up and goes off the ropes looking for a splash, he hits it and accidentally pins. Rob pushes him off and gets to his feet, he grabs Ron with a side head lock take down and turns it into a sleeper hold.
Jaymie Boone: Look at Rob go, wow.
Simon Daye: He's better than he gets cblueit for.
Jaymie Boone: Sometimes.
Ron struggles to get away, the timer is counting down to the next entrant in the Battle Royal. Rob buries a knee in Ron's back as Shaddix's theme music plays and he runs down the ramp, slides in the ring and shoulder blocks Rob Diamond in the back.
Simon Daye: Shaddix is new to nCw and looking to make a big splash.
Jaymie Boone: This is the match to do it in.
Shaddix stands Rob up and lands several knife edge chops then a Russian Leg Sweep. Ron Gibson is up and plows over Shaddix. Ron pulls Shaddix up and whips him into the corner, then he whips Rob into Shaddix, then Ron gores both of them in the corner.
Simon Daye: Ron Gibson using his weight advantage to take on both guys at once.
Jaymie Boone: I can't believe Amber is sleeping with him.
Simon Daye: She's not.
Jaymie Boone: Oh... not what I heard.
Simon Daye: Are yuo just spreading rumors because she beat you in the on-line "who's nCw's hottest Diva poll"?
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, I'm just that conceded.
Gibson pulls Rob up and throws him down with a spine buster. Shaddix comes out of the corner and Ron gut wrench power bombs him on Rob.
Simon Daye: Wow, Ron is really taking it to these guys.
Jaymie Boone: He's ugly as sin and twice as strong...smelling...
Rob Diamond stats to get up and Ron looks to full nelson slam him but Rob gets around the back of him and hits a dragon sleeper DDT. Shaddix comes out of no where and hits Rob with a flying clothes line. Shaddix shoves Ron against the ropes and tries to knock him over to the outside, but Ron fights him off and throws Shaddix over and onto the apron.
Simon Daye: This could be it for Shaddix.
Ron and Rob double team Shaddix and try to knock him off the apron, Shaddix ducks down and shoulders both of them in the stomach, then he catapults himself over the tope rope, front flips and grabs both men in a double inverted neck breaker.
Simon Daye: Just when you think he's out he pulls off an awesome move like that.
The clocks is about to count down to the next opponent and Shaddix has control of this match. Rob is up first but he takes an enzigiri to the face. Ron is up next and Shaddix spring boards off the ropes with a bull dog.
Jaymie Boone: With a move set like that, won't take long for Shaddix to reach the X-Division title.
Christopher Owens makes his way to the ring now and slides in. He goes right at Shaddix and hits him with several hard right hands, then a snap mare take down and a drop kick to the back of the head. Christopher knees Shaddix in the back and locks him in a choke hold. Rob and Ron come off the ropes and boot Owens in the face.
Simon Daye: Christopher Owens is looking to prove he's worth more than he's paid and so far... Meh.
Jaymie Boone: He's cute though, not as cute as my boy friend, but close.
Working together for the time being, Ron and Rob whip Owens against the ropes and double clothes line him. They bring him back to his feet and lift him high into the air and drop him for a double back breaker.
Simon Daye: Gibson and Diamond working together for the moment.
Jaymie Boone: The king of Diamonds and the king of ugly.
The team effort quickly expires as Ron hits Rob with a European uppercut followed by a hip toss. Shaddix comes up from behind and hits Ron with a face buster.
Simon Daye: Gotta remember to watch all the opponents in the match.
Owen is back to his feet and hits Shaddix with several elbow strikes ending in a spin kick to the gut and a back fist that levels Shaddix.
Simon Daye: Owens wants this win bad.
Gibson is back up and he goes to German Suplex Owens, but Owens rolls through it and instead jams his right knee into Gibson's back then he pulls Ron down and onto his knee, Shaddix spring boards off the ropes and moonsults Gibson on Owens' knee.
J aymie Boone: Now that was cool. This Shaddix guy is a little emo for me, but he sure can deliver in the ring.
Diamond comes from the side and Diamond Cuts Owens, he gets up and drop kicks Shaddix. Rob picks Ron up and Diamond cuts him too.
Simon Daye: Several Diamond cutters out of no where.
Jaymie Boone: Rob has been training with his brother and nephew for a while, looks like it's paying off.
Scotty Callaway hits the ring like greased lighting and goes right for Diamond, hitting him with a bunch of rights and lefts, lefts and rights, followed by a hard kick and a DDT. Scotty beats his chest and goes for Gibson next who catches a hard clothes line. Scotty then nails Owens with a drop kick. Shaddix gets up and Scotty hits him with a flying knee to the face. Scotty tosses Shaddix out onto the apron and he looks to push him off.
Simon Daye: Scotty Callaway is like a lighting bolt of energy.
Jaymie Boone: Freshest guy in the ring.
Rob, Ron, and Owens all grab a hold of Scotty and throw him over, Scotty and Shaddix are both on the apron, the two of them jump up and off the top rope, clothes lining all three men.
Simon Daye: AMAZING!
Jaymie Boone: Scotty and Shaddix are amazing together.
Scotty and Shaddix turn their attention on each other now and start unloading several hard right hands, but Rob, Ron and Owens don't look too pleased and basically just plow into the two of them, fists flying everywhere.
Simon Daye: And all the team work goes out the window as all five men just brawl.
A pig pile has formed in the middle of the ring with all five men just doing whatever they can to get some sort of advantage, but it just isn't working. For every face hit, your own face is tagged five times.
Jaymie Boone: Welcome... To the cluster buck.
Mark Evil runs down to the ring and climbs in. Mark hits the ring hard as he just starts grabbing people in the pile a messing them up. A big boot to Shaddix, a hard clothes line to Owens, a choke slam to Ron, a scoop slam to Rob, a back breaker to Scotty.
Simon Daye: Mark Evil is in and ass beatings are about to be handed out.
Jaymie Boone: Oh heck yeah.
Mark Evil has cleablue the area for the moment, he pulls Scotty to his feet and into power bomb position, he runs at the ropes and sends Scotty flying to the outside where he crashes through the announce table.
Simon Daye: MOVE!!!!
Jaymie Boone: WHAT THE *BEEP*!!!
Simon Daye: Thank god he left barbed wire in back.
Mark Evil turns around and picks the charging Shaddix up over his head and throws him out of the ring so he lands ontop of Scotty.
Simon Daye: NOT AGAIN!!!
Jaymie Boone: Mark is clearing house.
Ron and Rob charge Mark but he clothes lines the both of them. Owens jumps on Mark's back and tries to choke him out but Mark backs into the ring corner, crushing Owens against the turn buckles. Mark turns and elbow strikes Owens, then knees him in the gut, then two handed choke tosses him into Rob Diamond.
Simon Daye: He's a monster, he can't be stopped.
Jaymie Boone: Mark wants to shut up the faces of all the people who have made fun of him this week.
Mark Evil runs and shoulder blocks Gibson, sending him flying across the ring.
Simon Daye: Good god.
Owens comes at Mark again, Mark moves and Owens hits the ropes, Mark big boots Owens over the top rope and to the outside.
J aymie Boone: So much for Dreamy McHotpants.
Ron and Rob look at each other and suddenly Rob pushes Ron into Mark Evil. Ron throws a bunch of rights and lefts, Mark Evil no sells them like a champ and instead knees Gibson in the gut, pulls him up with a gut wrench and power bombs him to the outside.
Simon Daye: Rob sacrificed Gibson.
Jaymie Boone: No team mates or friends here.
Rob Diamond comes up from behind and shoulder blocks Mark in the back then hits him with a twist of fate. Rob gets to his feet, so does Mark. Rob throws a right hand and Mark cataches it, he throws Rob into the corner and goes for a knee, but Rob lifts his feet up and Mark crashes below him. Rob slides over him and pushes Mark into the corner.
Simon Daye: Rob has the advantage.
Rob clothes lines Mark and pushes him over the top rope. Rob grabs Mark by the head and delivers a Diamond Cutter across the top rope, Mark bounces off the ropes and drops to the arena floor.
Simon Daye: DIAMOND DID IT! HE WON!!!
Rob Diamond's theme music plays as he kneels in the ring looking up into the lights, the roar of the crowd surrounding him.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: Welcome back to Trauma
Jaymie Boone: Don't you mean Revolution Trauma
Simon Daye: What a Battle Royal that was before the commercial break.
The opening of "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage; He is wearing a blue jacket that hangs all the way to below his knees with his logo on the back. He is facing the ring but his gaze is fixed on the floor. JP Rush walks out behind him. Phil throws one fist in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He and his manager walk to the ring and up the steps before getting in. JP removes the jacket from Phil and exits to the outside while Phil is pacing the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and poses in signature style with the fans on their feet. He removes and throws his t-shirt to the crowd and waits in the corner. He hands the tag team Champion belt over to an employee
Simon Daye: Here is one half of the Tag Team Champions Philip Burns
Jaymie Boone: Part of the Age of Revolution
Simon Daye: Philip and Angel became the Tag Team Champions during Crossroads.
The Pretender by the Foo Fighters starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman then comes out onto the stage. He looks into the crowd, holding his arm up with belt in hand. Maria Williams walks out from behind Joe and looks into the crowd too. Joe gives Maria a kiss on the cheek as they both start to walk down the ramp. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams continue walking down the ramp looking into the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a Brock Lesnar esk jump. Joe Everyman walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.
Simon Daye: Here is one half of Echoes of Freedom Joe Everyman. At Sovereign these two teams will meet in the ring for the Tag Team Championship belts.
Jaymie Boone: Tonight they are in a single match.
{ The ref finish checking Joe. He signals for the bell. Both men are taking there time coming to the center of the ring. They go to lock up. Philip grabs Joe wrist and twist it behind his back. Joe ducks under and has Philip's arm behind his back. Philip nails Joe with a couple of elbows to the face. Joe breaks the hold.}
Simon Daye: They are being looking each other over.
{ They go for a lock up again. Joe DROP TOE HOLD. Philip goes to the mat. Joe goes and grabs Philip' head. Philip gets to his feet. Joe is wrenching down on the headlock. Philip lifts Joe up and
nails him with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX}
Jaymie Boone: I need my nails done
Simon Daye: What? This match is even so far
{Philip gets to his feet and begins stomping on Joe chest. He brings Joe to his feet. He places a well BOOT to the Midsection of Joe causing him to bend over. "The Burning" lifts Joe up and holds him there. Finally he nails a STALLING SUPLEX. Joe hits the mat hard and he grabs for his back. Philip hooks a leg and goes for the pin. 1....2. Joe Everyman kicks out.}
Simon Daye: I think Philip Burns is working on Joe Everyman's back
{ Philip help Joe to his feet. He picks Joe up and hits a BACK CRACKER. All of a sudden Angel and Scotty Callaway is beating the sh*t out of each other. Angel gets the upper hand and he has Scotty by the hair and leading him to the ring.}
Simon Daye: What the hell is going on!
{Joe has gotten to his feet. He nails Philip who was watching the action outside of the ring. Scotty nails Angel with a fist to his stomach. Making AJ release his hair. Scotty takes Angel and slams his head on the apron. Angel goes to the floor. Scotty watches Joe in the ring. Joe picks Philip up and SLAMS him to the mat. Joe goes into the ropes for momentum and LEG DROP right on Philip's chest. Joe hooks a leg. The ref goes for the count. 1...2... Kick out by Philip Burns}
Simon Daye: It is going to take more then that.
{ Angel is to his feet. He has seen Joe's pin attempted. He stands on the apron. The ref is trying to get him off of the apron. Joe goes over and nails AJ with a hard right punch. Angel almost fell off of the apron. Instead Joe helps Angel into the ring with a SUPLEX.}
Simone Daye: {excited} Could this be happen! Could we see that match that is suppose to be at Sovereign.
Jaymie Boone: That is for the title
Simon Daye: This could be a preview
{Scotty Callaway slides underneath the ropes. Philip is on his feet and begins stomping on Scotty. Meanwhile Joe is on top of Angel just nailing him with RIGHTS AND LEFTS. Philip picks Scotty up and SLAMS him to the mat. Philip goes over and pulls Joe off of Angel. Philip nails Joe with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT. Joe hits the mat. Scotty is on his feet now. Angel gets to his and was trying to make his way over to Philip. Scotty cuts AJ off with a SPEAR.}
The crowd is chanting "HOLY SH*T....HOLY SH*T"
The ref is calling for the bell. All 4 men are still going at each other.
Simon Daye: I'm for one to let this go on
The crowd begins to boo the ref. They started a chant again "Let it go on....Let it go on"
{ Philip had gotten Joe to his feet. He tries for a CLOTHESLINE. Instead Joe ducks under. He turns and nails a beautifully DROP KICK that sends Philip over the top rope and onto the floor. Angel and Scotty had been trading punches. Angel got the upper hand. Angel sends Scotty into the ropes when he was nailed from behind with an AXLE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.}
Simon Daye: This is not looking good for Angel. Angel could get double teamed.
{ Philip gets back into the ring and he nails Joe with a KICK to the back. Joe goes to the mat. Security finally makes it into the ring. They have separated both teams. There are 5 Security holding each team in a corner. Both teams are starring at each other. Neither willing to give an inch}
Simon Daye: Fans you don't want to miss Sovereign. The Tag Team Titles is on the line. And what we seen tonight....this is a match YOU DON'T want to miss.
Jaymie Boone: We have to take a commercial break while Security tries to clear the ring.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Jamie Boone: Well Simon, this must be an exciting moment for you.. I know how much you actually love crappy wrestling.
Simon Daye: Actually this is going to be a great match, the World Champion taking on The Ace!
Jaymie Boone: Don't be such a tool.
Simon Daye: Come on Jaymie, you know this is going to be a fantastic match.
As the opening guitar plays, the titantron shows a small white circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a silhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. The Ace appears on stage with the four Aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand, and he throws them into the air. Huge pyro explodes either side of the ramp as the lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin. The titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme. The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards. The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps, he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air as when he first threw the deck. The Ace then climbs down and he walks to the middle of the ring as the song fades...
Jaymie Boone: There's Ace… why don't you throw some confetti now?
Simon Daye: Because confetti is too expensive to just be throwing around all over the place.
Jaymie Boone: It's just paper..
Simon Daye: Exactly.
he arena is still buzzing from the night's events, the hubbub of the crowd settling slightly, the audience waiting for the next event.
Then suddenly a familiar drumline rips out through the PA, the crowd getting to their feet with a cheer as white lights in the arena start flashing, the Tron showing Jack as he leans against his 911, grinning confidently, occasionally strobing with his name in bold letters and shots of him flying through the air or delivering a Charger or Mustang from his previous matches. A lairy British voice can be heard shouting out over it, the drums still crashing away.
We put this festival on you b******s, with alot of love!
We worked for one year for you pigs!
And you want to break our walls down and destroy us?!
Well you go to hell!
With that, a British Invasion fuzzed up riff breaks through, just as Jack Hammond strides through with a confident grin and the World Championship around his waist, the lights still flashing above him and images of his high-flying antics from previous matches play on Tron as he observes the maddening crowd, before he jumps forwards, landing with a hard stomp, a white pyro exploding behind him, his arms raised as he yells and wheels about. He strides down the ramp towards the ring, occasionally delivering a couple of friendly high-fives to nearby audience members who reach out towards him.
He jumps onto the ring apron before hopping over the top rope, wheeling about, yelling at the crowd, mounting the second turnbuckle to look around the arena, raising his arms. He pulls off his 'How Hard Can It Be?' t-shirt, tossing it into the crowd, before hopping down to the canvas, pulling the belt off his waist, patting it and handing it off to one side, limbering up in the ring, waiting for/staring down his opponent.
Simon Daye: And listen to the fans cheer for our World champion.
Jaymie Boone: You know for a midget he's pretty hot.
Simon Daye: You think everybody is hot… and…
Jaymie Boone: not you.
Simon Daye: **Sigh** and he's not a midget… plus that's not very politically correct now is it?
Jaymie Boone: So sue me.
Ace and Hammond meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands before the ref separates them and rings the bell. Both men meet in the middle of the ring and Ace grabs Hammond and takes him by the head and locks in a front head lock. Ace wrenches Hammond's head before taking his fist and driving it straight into the forehead of the Champion. Hammond shoots up to a vertical base and Ace immediately turns around and hits a big spinning clothesline that puts Hammond to the ground. Ace covers 1…2…. But it's too early for that. Ace grabs Hammond by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. Hammond drives his elbow into Ace's stomach once, twice, thrice and sends Ace slumping over in pain. Hammond runs, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running front dropkick that connects with Ace's face and sends him back first to the mat. Hammond is quickly back to his feet and hits a standing moonsault and stays on top for the cover. 1….2… but Ace forecably throws the smaller man off of him.
Simon Daye: Wow, Hammond has got to do more than that to keep Ace down apparently.
Jaymie Boone: If there is one thing I can say about the Ace it's…. he's ugly. It was the pure ugliness of his face that sent Hammond flying.
Simon Daye: DO WHAT!?
Jaymie Boone: It's simple physics Simon. The distance Hammond went is directly proportional with the ugliness of Ace's face.
Simon Daye: I know what you meant…
Jaymie Boone: Then why are you arguing with me?
Simon Daye: lets just drop the subject shall we? I never mentioned it.
Hammond springs to his feet, just like Ace. Hammond rushes at Ace and uses his shoulders as a spring point, he lands on those same shoulders and hits a hurricanrana that sends Ace flipping over. Ace holds his back as he rolls over and looks to push himself up off the mat, but as he does Hammond flies in and knocks him in the head with a Shinning Wizard! Ace crumbles and Hammond immediately covers again 1….2… but Ace is just able to get the shoulder up.
Simon Daye: Wow! I thought Ace was out could after that.
Jaymie Boone: Wrong as usual.
Simon Daye: You're the one who's always wrong!
Jaymie Boone: Keep your delusions to yourself Simon.
Hammond climbs to the top rope after the near fall, waits for Ace to himself back up. As Ace is getting back to his feet he shrugs to the crowd and leaps off for the "How Hard can it Be?" But Ace with eyes in the back of his head nimbly side steps it sending Hammond to the mat in pain. Ace waits for Hammond to get to his feet, holding his back and throws a punch, another, and another driving Hammond back against the ropes. Ace takes him by the hand and whips him across the ring, he runs and hits a high running knee lift that connects and puts Hammond back down!
Simon Daye: Ace has taken control of the match back from Hammond.
Jaymie Boone: Pretty impressive move by the Ace there, gotta give ugly boy his props.
Simon Daye: That was more amazing than the move.
Ace grabs Hammond's leg and drags him further into the ring, he flips Hammond over and attempts to lock in the ankle lock. Hammond pushes up off the mat and spins over popping Ace's head, causing Ace to let go. Hammond gets to his feet as quickly as possible but Ace is ready first he charges at Hammond for a clothesline. Hammond like a cat dodges, grabs Ace's arm and spins around him coming back and hitting a DDT! Hammond jumps into the air and the crowd is going wild as he runs across the ring and signals for the Mustang! Ace gets up holding his head and he turns around, and just in time side steps the move! He shoves Hammond down as he leaps sending him to his back. Ace steps back and Hammond turns over to get back up, as he does Ace runs and leaps and hits the FameAcer! Ace covers 1…2…3! Winner: The Ace!
Simon Daye; Ace has just beaten the World Champion!
Jaymie Boone: No bad… not bad…
Simon Daye: it was a hard fought match, but in the end, Ace just got him when Hammond made the slightest mistake.
Jaymie Boone: That's all it takes sometimes.
Simon Daye: Well fans, that's it for Truama… we'll see you all next week, Make sure and tune in for Collision tomorrow
night!