Date: Saturday, Ocotober 3rd, 2009
Location: Pepsi Center; Denver, Colorado
Main Event: Lance Ryan vs. Curtis Kanyon
Notes: N/A
Commentators: Simon Daye & Jaymie Boone
Theme: "Blind Man" by Black Stone Cherry
{Trauma kicks off with bang as the camera pans the crowd standing on their feet ready for the action. The camera finally settles in on simon and Jaymie sitting at the announce about to call the action.}
Simon Daye: Welcome to another edition of nCw's Trauma fans, as always I'm Simon Daye and...
Jaymie Boone: And I'm Jaymie boone... blah blah blah.
Simon Daye: Something the matter Jaymie?
Jaymie Boone: oh nothing.... can we just get on with the show?
Simon Daye: Why the rush?
Jaymie Boone: I just want to get this over with..
Simon Daye: Ok... that passionate about it... I think we're ready for the start of this match anyway.
MATCH ONE
Freakke vs. Nick Logan vs. William Spencer
Three Way Match
Jaymie Boone: So what's this first match anyway?
Simon Daye: It's a three way to determine one half of the tag team that will face off against Dirty Deal at Road to the Gold!
Jaymie Boone: oh goodie....
Simon Daye: And the other three way will be following that.
Jaymie Boone: Great.. that's so interesting.....
Simon Daye: i'm loving it.
Jaymie Boone: you would.
{Sun Doesn't Rise by Mushroomhead blares as Freakke runs out onto the ramp. As the music plays he runs along the edges of the barricades and gets in touch with the fans. As he gets closer to the ring he runs in and slides under the ropes. Then he'll step up the turnbuckles and yell to the fans. When he gets down he'll try to show the ref he has nothing up his sleeves (despite not having any)}
Simon Daye: that is the strangest man in nCw history.
Jaymie Boone: hexx?
Simon Daye: Touche. One of the strangest men. But we're working on Hexx.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah... get it right.
{"I Am Loco" by Ill Nino begins to play as Nick Logan walks out onto the stage. He gives a smug look and then slowly walks down the ramp. He reaches ringside and circles the ring and then climbs onto the apron. He wipes his boots and steps into the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle and awaits the beginning of the match.}
Jaymie Boone: hooray.. here's Nick Logan...
Simon Daye: looked like he had a very promising career early on... but he's been on a losing streak as of late.
Jaymie Boone: Good.
{Suddenly, all of the lights go out...but the music quickly picks up as the crowd goes into an absolute frenzy! "Fear of the Dark" by Iron Maiden, starting after the introduction, picks up fast as a couple of spotlights start to search through the crowd. One green one, and one blue. Both of the lights are shining over the entire crowd while they're cheering and the spotlights intertwine at a certain spot in the crowd. We see William Spencer standing on a chair for one of the fans, as the fan that had been seated there is just staring up at him in awe. He has a Singapore cane lifted high into the air and leaps down from the chair that he was standing on, still holding the weapon high into the air as he makes his way down through the crowd. His free hand starts to shake hands with several of the fans while the music continues blaring over the PA system. Finally reaching the barricade, he jumped up to the top of the barricade and stared out at all of the fans that were chanting his name…an even larger pop came from the crowd as he lifted his weapon into the air, again, then lowered it to his side and taking a step off from the barricade landing on both feet before setting his weapon down near one of the steel stairs before sliding underneath the bottom rope and quickly pushing himself back to his feet. He sprints towards one side of the ring and stands on the middle rope while one hand holds the top rope to balance himself out more. He holds his free arm in the air getting a huge pop, before getting back onto the canvas and turning to face the referee. A smile of gratification comes across his face while he waits for the match to start.}
Jaymie Boone: Finally...
Simon Daye: You are very impatient tonight... I'm looking forward to seeing this match.
Jaymie Boone: Good for you.... whatever floats your boat and all that stuff.
Simon Daye: Wow.... get your head in the game Jaymie we've got a job to do.
Jaymie Boone: **yawn**
{The match kicks off with Nick Logan immediately charging at Freakke and putting a hard kick right into his gut. Spencer approached him and Logan turns and throws a hard punch that sends Spencer off balance. Freakke tries to straighten out and Logan turns around and back hands him hard across the face sending him to the mat, and then immediately turns back and charges at Spencer putting him to the mat with a clothesline! Spencer rolls over and pushes himself back to his feet, or tries to at least as Logan runs, bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a hard spinning neck breaker and immediately covers. 1.... but Spencer quickly throws an arm up. Both men roll over and back to their feet, they look at each other and are about to lock up, when they hear a noise, they turn and are met with a running cross body from the clown boy. Both men are down as Freakke jumps to his feet and does a little dance before he looks down at both men. Freakke leaps and does a flipping forward senton but Spencer and Logan split in opposite directions and Freakke hits the mat hard.}
Simon Daye: Looked like the parting of the red sea right there.
Jaymie Boone: More like the partin of your mom's legs.
Simon Daye: Jaymie!
Jaymie Boone: you know it's true.
Simon Daye: What is with you?
{All three men get back to their feet, Logan on one side, Spencer on the other with Freakke in the middle. Spencer and Logan both jump back, Spencer charges forward looking for a spear on Freakke as Logan side steps and goes for the Nick Kick but Freakke dives out of the way and Logan ends up clocking Spencer instead! Logan falls to his knees and covers Spencer 1..... but as soon as he does Freakke drops a leg across the back of Logan's head driving it into the mat! Freakke quickly gets back up and brings logan up with him by the hair. He pulls NL towards the corner and throws him in back first. He pulls back his hand and slaps Logan hard across the chest, the crowd yells out and Freakke pulls back and hits it again and again each time the crowd yelling. Freakke lets Logan fall out of the corner onto his knees where he then runs tot he opposite side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a diving drop kick straight to the chest and face of Logan! Logan crumbles and Freakke quickly covers 1....2... but Spencer comes running in with a diving axe handle to Freakke's back.}
Simon Daye: Freakke was a hair away there.
Jaymie Boone: if you say so.
Simon Daye: Yes... yes I do.
{Spencer grabs Freakke by his head and pulls him hard to his feet, Freakke goes to throw a punch but Spencer blocks, Freakke goes to shove his fingers into Spencers eyes but before he can Spencer puts a hard rising knee into he Clown's gut. He takes Freakke by the head and suplex's him over. He holds on, turns over and suplex's him again but this time right on top of Logan's chest! He holds on turns Freakke again and finally hits a third finishing his “Three Irish Lads”! He transitions the last into a pin 1....2... but Freakke manages to put an arm up. Spencer gets up, backs away, and signals for Freakke to get up. Freakke slowly gets back up trying to shake off the effect of the three suplexs, he charges at Spencer with a clothesline but William Spencer catches his arm, comes around him, grabs the other arm and throws Freakke down with a full nelson slam! Spencer grabs the legs of Freakke and turns him over into the Walls of Wraith!}
Simon Daye: This could be it here! He's got Freakke locked in!
Jaymie Boone: Might as well just ring the bell... this is over.
{Freakke reaches out trying to get to the ropes, but it's no go, luckily just here comes Nick Logan with a clubbing forearm to the back of Spencer's head, breaking the move!}
Simon Daye: You were saying?
Jaymie Boone: What are you talking about? I didn't say anything.
Simon Daye: Whatever Jaymie.
{With Spencer on the ground Logan grabs Freakke up and taking him by the head throws him over the top rope and Freakke falls to the floor. Logan turns back and pulls Spencer back up but just as he does he takes two fast elbows right into his stomach, Logan steps back and Spencers dives at him with a double leg takedown. He climbs on top of Logan's chest and begins throwing punch after punch to his down opponent! Finally the referee forces Spencer off as he gets up, but takes Logan by the hair as he gets back to his feet. He grabs Logan and hits him with a Russian leg sweep and covers 1....2... but Logan throws an arm up. Spencer smacks Logan across the face before grabbing him by the head and pulling him back up. He takes Logan and lifts him into a Fisherman suplex and arches back for the pin again 1....2.... but from the outside Freakke pulls Spencer's leg out from under him breaking the move! }
Simon Daye: and now Spencer is so close to picking up the win, but Freakke is there to stop him!
Jayime Boone: Good job by the clown..
SImon Daye: About time you complimented somebody.
Jaymie Boone: Don't get used to it.
Simon Daye: Oh trust me... I never do...
{Spencer gets back to his feet and is not happy with Freakk at all. He gets up and leans over the top rope and grabs Freakke by the hair and goes to pull him into the ring but... Freakke has something in his hand... a delicious coconut cream pie! Which he politely offers to Spencer by shoving it in his face! Spencer steps back and Freakke grabs his legs and pulls him out of the ring, he takes Spencer by the head and runs him face first into the steel ring post! He holds on, turns him around and runs him into the other side of the ring and runs him into that ring post! One more time he turns Spencer and shoves him under the bottom rope, then leaps onto the apron. He climbs to the top rope, he measures Spencer and Big Top Drop! Freakke stays on top for the cover 1....2..... but Logan breaks it up!}
SImon Daye: My gawd... So close!
Jaymie Boone: Laugh boy almost had it didn't he?
Simon Daye: If not for Nick Logan... this match was over.
Jaymie Boone: what a shame....
Simon Daye: I know.
{Freakke is back up as Logan waits on him he slides in for another Nick Kick but again Freakke sees it coming and steps out of the way. Logan turns to face Freakke and takes a thumb to his eye Logan turns around and holds his eye in pain and Freakke runs and hits the ropes he comes back just as Logan turns around and leaps.... SMILEDRIVER! Freakke goes for the cover but just as he's leaning down here comes Spencer... Spear! Spencer shoves Freakke away and desperately throws himself on top of Logan 1....2....3!}
Simon Daye: And spencer pulls out the win! It was so close for him and Freakke... but Spencer manages to get the pin at last. After Freakke does the damage to Logan!
Jaymie Boone: Well... they both fought hard...
Simon Daye: They sure did.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: We are back, and it's time to find out who William Spencer's partner is about to be.
Jayime Boone: Yeah.... he better hope it's somebody he can get along with.
Simon Daye: that's what so interesting about this setup, these two men are gonna be forced to get along, and possibly get along as Tag team champions if they can beat Dirty Deal!
Jaymie Boone: If by interesting you mean... dumb.. sure.
Simon Daye: Come on Jaymie....
Jaymie Boone: no.
MATCH TWO
Terminus vs Fergus Callaghan vs JFK
Three Way Match
As "I Wear My Skin" starts to play over the sound system, the lights go dim, and the crowd rises to their feet as twin columns of red fireworks shower sparks the top of the stage . The lighting becomes a bit brighter, revealing the figures of Terminus and Natalie Snow standing at the top of the stage. Natalie breaks out into a wide smile as she soaks in the crowd's mixed reaction, while the masked man keeps his attention focused upon the ring as he makes his way down the ramp toward the ring. As he reaches the ring, the masked man slides behind Natalie as he leans down and whispers something into her ear that causes her grin to grow even wider. Natalie then makes her way toward her man's corner, and watches him salute the crowd with the ever-popular throat slash taunt before he slides under the bottom rope and then crouches near his corner with his head bowed in silent contemplation as he waiats the start of the match.
Simon Daye: The Mysteriously masked Terminus is here.
Jaymie Boone: I bet he's hiding a hideous face deformity under that mask.
Simon Daye: you would think that... wouldn't you?
Jaymie Boone: What else would I think?
Simon Daye: hmm.....
Jaymie Boone: Exactly.
Flanagan's Ball by Dropkick Murphy's starts to play of the PA as Fergus Callaghan and Montgomery Scott come out onto the entrance ramp. Fergus walks down with helmet on that has a couple of cans of Guinness on it. He drinks the beer as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets into the ring and burps and takes off the helmet and gets ready for the match.
Simon Daye: Fergus is looking ready to get going here.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, he's only partially drunk tonight.
"First you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you're gonna die"
Tyler's voice is heard over the P.A system just before Five Finger Death Punches "White Knuckles" comes blasting over the P.A. system. "Oh, f*** it all!" The heavy guitars blast throw the speakers and the opening verse is heard, JFK comes walking out from the back wearing a JFK T-Shirt and his normal wrestling gear. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and rolls into the ring; he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit and then heads to his corner waiting for the match to start.
Jaymie Boone: Finally.... JFK.... yummm
Simon Daye: I believe he's married Jaymie...
Jaymie Boone: BOOO, I hope he loses.
Simon Daye: Because he was married before he had any idea you existed?
Jaymie Boone: Exactly.
{The match is underway and we begin with Fergus looking for a fight as always. He starts off on fire throwing a punch that clocks Terminus and sends him to the mat, and follows it by immediately clocking JFK as he runs over and tries to attack. Terminus is quick to get back up but is brought down with a running forearm, and JFK... well he suffers the same fate. Fergus screams out in excitement and demands the two men get back up, however he is brought down right into the lifting knees of JFK by a drop toe hold from Terminus.}
Simon Daye: Well Fergus... certainly tried to get off to a good start.
Jaymie Boone: He did... too bad JFK and Terminus had to end it I guess.
Simon Daye: Poor guy.
{Terminus and JFK get to their feet where they double Irish whip Fergus, in Ironic fashion and deliver a double drop kick that brings him down. JFK covers 1.... but Terminus shoves him away and covers 1.... but JFK kicks Terminus right in the shoulder breaking the pin. Terminus gets up and ducks under a JFK attempt at a grapple, Terminus bounces off the ropes and slides Under a kick from JFK this time. JFK turns around and takes a hiptoss neckbreaker! Terminus, stands beside him and hits him with a standing moonsault! He turns JFK over and covers 1....2.. but JFK kicks out.}
Simon Daye: Terminus was close there, but JFK wasn't having it.
Jaymie Boone: Yeah, JFK is hard to beat... that two timing jerk.
Simon Daye: **sigh**
{Terminus goes to get back to his feet, but is met with a clubbing double axe handle to the back of the neck by Fergus and falls forward. Fergus pulls Terminus back to his feet and lifts him and drops him with a suplex. Fergus gets back up and is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around and takes a TKK from JFK! Terminus rolls over and back to his feet as well only to have JFK grab him by the arm and whip him across the ring. Terminus runs back and leaps up and onto JFK's shoulders to go for a hurricanrana and reverse whatever Karn was doing, but JFK holds his ground and sends Terminus into the mat with a power bomb! JFK holds onto Terminus's legs and flip over with a pin 1....2.... but just in time Terminus puts an arm up. }
Simon Daye: My gawd!
Jaymie Boone: The douche bag almost won it.
Simon Daye: He was less than half a second away from winning it.
{JFK brings Terminus back to his feet and throws him over with a snap belly to belly suplex. JFK is back up and just in time to duck under a discus punch from Fergus! With Fergus having his back turned JFK shoves him from behind sending him forward and Fergus flips with a hand spring hits the ropes, comes back IRISH ROSE! Fergus covers JFK 1...2.... but JFK puts an arm into the air.}
SImon Daye: oh man!
Jaymie Boone: So close for Fergus.... he should of finished the two timer away.
Simon Daye: Would you drop it already?
Jaymie Boone: Never I say!
{Terminus is back up at this point as Fergus grabs JFK by the hair and brings him back to his feet. Terminus signals at Fergus and grabs the top rope, Fergus has JFK in a gut wrench and goes for his Irish Car Bomb, Terminus jumps onto the middle rop and goes for a springboard moonsault right after it but JFK slides down Fergus's back and shoves him forward right into the path of Terminus's arc! Terminus hits the move and stays on top of Fergus for the cover now 1... but JFK comes running in and gives Terminus a hard kick right to the side of the head! Forcing him off Fergus. Karn grabs Fergus by the leg and pulls him to the center of the ring and locks him into the STF!}
Jaymie Boone: Dammit... JfK is going to win....
Simon Daye: it's not over yet Jaymie...
Jaymie Boone: Might as well be!
Simon Daye: Ok...
{JFK has the move and Fergus lifts his hand and is about to tap out when suddenly here is Terminus with a big soccar style kick straight to the back of JFK! JFK has to break the hold, as he gets up and turns right into a step up enziguiri from Terminus! Terminus reaches down to pull JFK back to his feet but is grabbed by Fergus from behind, he goes for a german suplex, but Terminus spins out of it and lands on his feet and runs up behind Fergus and locks him into his Wave of Mutilation! Fergus taps out almost immediately just as Jfk shoves both men to break up the move... the bell rings and JFK begins arguing with the ref!}
Simon Daye: Terminus! Terminus will be William Spencer's partner!
Jaymie Boone: What a weird team.....
SImon Daye: you can say that again.... JFK was a split second too late it would seem.. but he doesn't look happy at the referee....
Jaymie Boone: well he can get over it.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Simon Daye: We're back and it's that time again.
Jayime Boone: The show is almost over?
Simon Daye:... well yeah... but because it's time for our main event!
Jaymie Boone: Whoopdy doo.
Simon Daye: Oh come on... you've gotta love seeing Lance Ryan in action!
Jayime Boone: Whatever you say skippy.
MAIN EVENT
Lance Ryan vs. Curtis Kanyon
Singles Match
Lance Ryan's theme blares throughout the arena and the lights go out. Suddenly pyro goes off in a masive explosion at the top of the ramp, and Lance Ryan appears as red fireballs shoot up, lighting the arena. As Lance starts to make his way to the ring, the lights slowly rise from darkness to bright. His introduction is heard: “From Oshawa, Ontario, Canada….weighing in at two hundred and forty-seven pounds….. ’The Icon’….LANCE RYAN!” He slaps hands with a few fans on his way to the ring and then rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and cycles around to each side of the ring, one foot on the second rope and one arm raised high in the air as the fans cheer for him and he takes it all in.
Simon Daye: “Lance Ryan is here, and the Icon looks better than ever.”
Jaymie Boone: “He actually looks clean for once. He’s been experiencing a big turnaround lately.”
Simon Daye: “This is a new Lance Ryan. I’m looking forward to this match.”
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. “On his way to the ring…..from Asbury Park, New Jersey…..weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds….. ’The Real F’n Deal’…..CURTIS KANYON!” He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.
Jaymie Boone: “Curtis Kanyon, one half of the nCw Tag Team Champions is in singles action tonight.”
Simon Daye: “His partner Ron Gibson was victorious last night over Nate Sanders on Suspense, will Kanyon follow suit?”
Jaymie Boone: “He sure thinks so, but you have to wonder if he’s got his mind at all on Dirty Deal’s upcoming title defense.”
Simon Daye: “He better be one hundred percent focused on Lance Ryan tonight.”
The referee signals for the bell and the men circle the ring before locking up in the center. Curtis gains the advantage with a hammerlock, before sending Ryan into the ropes and hitting a shoulder block, but neither man budges. Ryan goes to the ropes again, but this time Kanyon catches him with a powerslam. Quick pin attempt. 1...2. Ryan kicks out. Lance gets to his feet and Kanyon grabs him by his head, ramming his skull into Ryan’s. Ryan stumbles back from the headbutt, and Curtis picks him up in a bear hug. Ryan reaches out but is nowhere near the ropes. “The Icon” attempts to loosen the hold, but it has no effect. Kanyon increases the pressure as Lance Ryan punches away at his upper body. Curtis becomes frustrated, and modifies the bear hug, slamming Ryan to the mat with a spinebuster. Kanyon goes for the pin again. 1.…2...Ryan gets the shoulder up. Kanyon goes back to a corner and waits for Ryan to get up. Ryan turns around and Kanyon charges at him with the Deal Demolition, but Lance Ryan is ready, leaping over him and connecting with the Trans-Continental Neckbreaker.
Simon Daye: “What a reversal.”
Jaymie Boone: “Now let’s see if he can follow that up.”
Both men get to a vertical base and exchange punches, and Lance hit’s the Reality Check out of nowhere, causing Kanyon to stumble back. Ryan takes advantage and follows up the Reality Check with the Welfare Check powerbomb. He falls on top. 1...2..kick out by Curtis Kanyon. Ryan gets to his feet and looks around, flustered. Lance stands back waiting for “The Real F’n Deal” to stand. Kanyon gets to his feet…. Canada Calling! Lance Ryan climbs on top of Kanyon for the pin. 1.…2.….Curtis Kanyon kicks out just in time.
Simon Daye: “He just kicked out after being hit by the Canada Calling! That’s one of Ryan’s most well-known moves.”
Jaymie Boone: “He took ‘The Icon’s’ best shot and managed to keep the match going.”
Lance Ryan gets Curtis Kanyon in a chinlock, planting his knee in Kanyon’s back. Kanyon fights loose and makes it to his feet. Ryan attempts a clothesline, but Kanyon hooks the arm and follows through with a Full Nelson slam. Kanyon lifts Ryan back to his feet and lifts him above his head in a Gorilla Press. Curtis holds Lance up for a few seconds, before dropping him back down on his shoulders and nailing a Death Valley Driver. Kanyon goes to the corner again setting up for the Dirty Demolition. When Ryan reaches his feet, Kanyon charges, and Lance again leaps in the air. Kanyon was expecting this however and catches Lance, sending him to the mat with the Oklahoma slam. Pin. 1...2...Ryan kicks out once again. Kanyon mounts Ryan, punching him over and over. Ryan covers up, and the referee pulls Kanyon off of his opponent. Kanyon angrily lifts Ryan up and nails a sitout piledriver. Pin by Kanyon. 1...2.…Ryan gets his shoulder up again!
Simon Daye: “Curtis Kanyon has been hitting some high impact moves, and somehow Lance Ryan keeps kicking out.”
Jaymie Boone: “Every wrestler here in New Championship Wrestling is a warrior. These two are putting on a display of resilience.”
Kanyon pulls at his hair in anger as Ryan slowly makes it back to his feet. Curtis gets behind Lance and hooks his head for the Vicious Spiral. Lance Ryan slips out and pushes Kanyon into the ropes, Ryan gets underneath for the school boy pin. 1.…2.….Kanyon kicks out and is quickly to his feet. Kanyon kicks Ryan in the stomach and sets him up. He lifts Ryan up in powerbomb position, but instead of powebombing him to the mat, he maniacally bombs him into the corner. Curtis Kanyon then heads to the opposing corner and prepares for the third time, for the Dirty Demolition. Ryan stands up in the corner, as Kanyon charges. Ryan slips out of the way and Kanyon spears the ringpost. Ryan runs and hits the ropes and as Kanyon turns around, Lance Ryan connects with his own Roadblock spear!
Curtis Kanyon rolls around, as Lance Ryan gets to his feet and lifts the opponent up. Ryan lifts Kanyon up in a suplex….before dropping him in a DDT. The Train Spike! Ryan crawls on top. 1.…2.….3!
Simon Daye: “Lance Ryan is your winner ladies and gentlemen. This new Lance Ryan sure did look impressive.”
Jaymie Boone: “Both of these men looked strong in there tonight, but Lance Ryan was just a little better.”
Simon Daye: “And that’s why they call him the ‘Icon.”
Lance Ryan celebrates in the ring, as Curtis Kanyon rolls out of the ring, holding his head. Ryan climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks at the defeated opponent as Kanyon points back at Ryan.
Simon Daye: See you next week fans, and make sure to tune into Collision tomorrow night.. peace!
{With the shot of Lance having his arm raised in victory we fade out and the credits roll as Trauma ends.}