The scene opens with a zoom in on a grinning Mike Honcho. As the camera starts to pan out, the Magic Man begins to speak.

MH: Hello everybody and welcome to tonight’s edition of Trauma. As you dumb fans already know; my name is the Magic Man, Mike Honcho. What many of you don’t know is the new changes that will be happening on Trauma effective tonight.

The camera continues to zoom out reveling Mike wearing a very eloquent suite as he sits in a chair.

Starting tonight, I am here by proclaiming myself the general manager of Trauma. I already own this show, so we might as well give me a name for what I am.

The camera stops panning out to revile that Mike is sitting at a huge oak desk with a lite-brite on it with the letters “GM” lit up on it.

I will announce tonight’s card for you dumb, redneck fans out there so you will know what’s going on.

He pulls a piece of wrinkled paper out of his interior jacket pocket and beings to go down the list.

To start the night off, we have Mike Park facing off against “Bad Luck” Chuck. Then we have Maxim Safarov clashing with Tommy the Cat. After those two kids get done dancing around like a bunch of weirdos, it’s Diamond taking on Mercury in a cage match. That’s right! A cage match because I’m the GM and I can do that. Last, but certainly not least we have yours truly beating the crap out of “Wes” Craven Moorehead.

That’s all for my first public address as the “Head Honcho” of Trauma. Thanks for watching and enjoy the show.

The scene fades to ringside with Jaymie and Simon.

Mike Park defeats Bad Luck Chuck

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Diamond vs. Mercury

( Bullet for my valentine's "waking the demon"blares out, suddenly Chris Mercury comes running from the back, he slides in the ring and rolls forard before nipping to his feet, he jumps around the ring a little showing he's a ball of energy. )

Simon Daye: Chris Mercury is in the ring and the puppet Tex is at ring side with us tonight. This match is going to be one for the history books. At Road to the gold II we saw the DWO and Fallen Perfecton battle in the first ever Puppet on a Poll match. Tonight we see the first ever Steel Cage match being contested over the rights to a puppet.

Jaymie Boone: Personally I don't understand the appeal of the ugly little thing. If my boy friend were involved he'd probably just break someones nose and buy me something nice.

Simon Daye: O....K..... Time for the Dark one himself to make his way to the ring.

( The intro to I.V. by X-Japan begins as the lights go very dim. When the intro stops and the music begins a spot light shines on the stage where Lord Dominicus now stands with his arms stretched out. Lord Dominicus is wearing a "Legion of Doom" style chest plate with spikes, all black, and a long cape off the back side. Dominicus looks all around before throwing his arms down accompanied by some pyro. Dominicus makes his way down the ramp slapping the hands of those who are reaching. Dominicus rolls in under neath the bottom rope and stands up. Dominicus stretches out again and turns around and around so the whole arena can take him in. Some fans cheer, most boo, Dominicus is in different as he waits to begin the match. )

Simon Daye: You can feel the tension in the ring.

Jaymie Boone: Feels like alot of gay...

Simon Daye: Are you kidding me?

Jaymie Boone: Dude plays with dolls. ( The cage lowers. )

Simon Daye: Yeah?

Jaymie Boone: Don't tell me you play with dolls too?

Simon Daye: *flustered* No...

( Rob Diamond and Chris Mercury stand across the ring from one another, the steel cage surrounding them. On the outside seated on a steel chair next to the commentators is the cause of all of this, the puppet master himself, Tex. Rob looks to his beloved and blows a kiss, Mercury just shakes his head and makes the sign of the cross. The bell is rung and both men make for the center of the ring. Diamond going to lock up but Mercury dips behind him and grabs him in a Russian Leg Sweep. He gets up, pulls Rob to his feet and flings him on his back with a snap mare. Mercury runs to the ropes, Diamond gets up, Mercury spring boards off with a hurricanrana that sends Diamond flying. Slowly Diamond brings himself up to his hands and knees, but Mercury comes running in with a flying knee to the face. Diamond is down. )

Simon Daye: Intense competition here tonight by two of nCw's brightest young stars.

Jaymie Boone: Wasted effort for a plush piece of crap.

( Mercury takes this chance to start climbing the cage. He climbs up and pulls himself right onto the top rope. Rob is getting up. Mercury starts to push off the ropes, Diamond grabs his legs, Mercury tries to kick him away but Rob pulls Mercury off the side of the cage into a power bomb. Chris hits the canvas hard, Diamond leans against the ropes. Mercury sits up, Rob comes off the ropes and kicks Mercury in the face. Rob quickly follows it up with an elbow drop. )

Simon Daye: Diamond just taking control of this match up with a stern authority. His older brother Maniac has taught him well.

Jaymie Boone: DominiDouche doesn't have half the talent in that ring that my boy friend has after a night of drinking in bed.

Simon Daye: I'm gonna have to take your word on that one.

Jaymie Boone: Don't be putting the moves on my man Simon.

Simon Daye: I'm not gay Jaymie.

Jaymie Boone: Yeah, sure you aren't.

( Diamond now decides to try his luck at climbing out. Rob goes to the neareast corner and steps up on the bottom rope. Chris gets up. Rob is on the second rope. Chris seems to plan something. Rob is on the tope rope. Chris runs right at Rob, leaps right up to the top rope, grabs the cage and high kicks Rob right in the back before grabbing him in an inverted DDT off the top rope. ) Simon Daye: Rob may have been trained by his legendary older brother, but Chris Mercury is nothing to scoff at either.

Jaymie Boone: Do they really need to battle over a puppet?

Simon Daye: Could you just forget about the puppet and enjoy the match?

Jaymie Boone: If you didn't sit the creepy little thing next to me I could.

( Chirs rolls over to his stomach and begins to push himself to get up. Rob lays there for a moment, coughing, the wind knocked out of him.Mercury is to his feet, he walks over to Diamond, then stomps down on his stomach before stepping over him. Rob grabs a hold of his right leg and trips Mercury up, dropping him on his face. Mercury however counters with a stiff kick right to the chest of Diamond with his left leg. Diamond rolls out of the way before a second kick lands. Mercury jumps to his feet. Diamond rushes at Mercury, Mercury rushes at Diamond. )

Simon Daye: This is going to be huge...

( DOUBLE CLOTHES LINE! Both men are down. Chirs is the first to move as he starts getting right up. Chris stumbles over and falls on the top rope. Chris starts to climb the wall again. Rob starts to get up, he sees Chris. Rob backs up, bounces off the ropes and runs full steam at Mercury before leaping into the air and landing a drop kick that sends Mercury's face right into the steel mesh of the cage wall. Mercury bounces off the wall and falls down. Rob gets right up, Mercury is not far behind but Rob grabs him with a big Mike Rotundo hip toss. Chris gets right up again and rushes at Rob, but Rob counters with another Mike Rotundo hip toss. Chris, a little slower, gets up, a small trickle of blood from where his face met the cage, and this time he looks to spear Rob hard, but Rob again catches him with a Mike Rotundo hip toss but Mecury is able to flip throw, land on his feet and kick Diamond right in the jaw with the heel of his left foot. Diamond just stands there then falls over onto his left side. )

Simon Daye: Another sick kick from the foot of Chris Mercury.

Jaymie Boone: Don't forget all the hip tosses....

( Chris wastes no time and climbs the turnbuckles and gets on the top rope. Diamond is up and Chris nails him with a huge flying clothes line. Chris gets right up again, jumps strait up and drops his left knee on the face of Diamond. Mercury up once more looking for a spring board attempt, he spring boards, looking for a lion sault, Diamond lifts the knees and Mercury crashes and burns. )

Simon Daye: Mercury went for a high risk move and it just didn't pan out.

Jaymie Boone: All I have to say is...

Simon Daye: Your boy friend wouldn't have missed?

Jaymie Boone: NO! He wouldn't have been stupid enough to try it.

( Rob gets up. Chris gets up. Rob cold cocks him with a right hand, Chris counters with one of his own. Rob not to be out done, punches him again, Chris does the same, Rob swings again but Chris kicks Rob and goes for a DDT, but Rob counters with a belly to back suplex. Rob lays on the mat for a second as Chris works through the pain and gets up. Rob follows suit. Rob turns to see Chris, Rob goes for his own kick, Mercury explodes and spears Diamond hard, lifting him up and dropping him on the mat then following up with several stiff right hands. Mercury gets up and screams before he goes off the ropes and base ball slides into Diamond's face. )

Simon Daye: Mercury is un relenting in his attack.

( Mercury stands up, show boating a little bit as he makes his way over to the turnbuckles. Slowly he climbs up. Diamond begins to get up. Mercury makes it to the top rope. Rob is up, he sees Mercury. Chris turns around, Rob runs and sprints up the ropes grabbing Mercury around the waste and sending him flying off the ropes with a belly to belly suplex. Both men come crashing down back into the ring. )

Simon Daye: Diamond put hismelf at risk there too, but it looks like it may have paid off.

Jaymie Boone: My boy firend would have won this match three minutes ago.

( Both men begin to pull themselves up on the ropes at the same time. Each one looking at the other. Rob is too his feet, Chris is right there with him. Rob grabs Chris and Irish whips him, Chris goes off the ropes, Rob goes for a clothes line, Chris ducks the clothes line and stops dead in his tracks, jumps and Pele kicks Rob Diamond square in the center of the forehead. )

Simon Daye: What a reversal right there by Chris Mercury.

( Chris gets right to his feet now, his stamina returning. He points to the cage as the fans begin to scream. He starts climbing up the turnbuckles. Rob isn't even moving. Chris gets to the top rope, he reaches as high as he can and starts climbing the cage. Still Rob is just laying there. The fans are going wild with excitement. Chris has his hands on the top of the cage and he pulls himself up. Chris stands up. He looks around. He looks down at Rob and shrugs, the fans begin screaming twice as loud. )

Simon Daye: Don't do it Chris, the match is yours...

( Chris Mercury flies off the top of the cage with a Shooting Star Press crashing right down on top of Rob Diamond. The entire arena explodes with screaming fans. None of them can believe what they just saw. Both Chris and Rob are down, neither man is moving. There isn't an ass left in a seat as they look on to the two warriors in the ring, battling over a puppet. )

Simon Daye: Mercury went for it, and it was amazing. A Shooting Star Press that was more than worthy of the opening high light reel.

Jaymie Boone: That was just a foolish waste of energy. My boy friend would have just climbed down and won the match.

Simon Daye: Then why don't you just call him up and have him wrestle?

Jaymie Boone: And ruin his pretty face?

( Chris is the first to move as he pushes himself up. Rob Diamond rolls over. Chris is on all fours while Rob leans on his side. Chris stumbles to his feet and staggers against the side of the cage. Chris makes his way over to a ring corner again. Diamond is on his knees. Chris puts his right foot on the bottom rope preparing to escape. Diamond stands up, sluggishly. He looks at Chris and falls back into the opposite ring corner. Chris is now on the second rope. Rob sprints out of the corner with all of his remaining energy and flies into the air landing a Stinger Splash to the back side of Chris sending his face into the steel post in the corner. Rob moves out of the way as Chris falls off the ropes and onto the mat. )

Simon Daye: A picture perfect Stinger Splash that has gained Rob the upper hand for the time being.

( Slowly Rob begins to make his way up the cage now. Rob gets to the top rope rather quickly but Chris is up as he wipes the small trickle of blood from his forehead. Chris grabs on to the cage wall and pulls himself up. Rob has reached the top and is pulling himself up. Chris is right behind him as his hands grab the top of the cage. Rob has slung one leg over the side of the cage as he straddles the top, but Chris is now right there with him. )

Simon Daye: This match is coming down to these last few moments, both men have given everything they have and neither one is about to quit. Rob battles for the puppet, Tex. Chris battles for God, I guess we're about to see who is the stronger deity.

Jaymie Boone: I'll tell you one thing, if someone stole my doll, my boy friend would be all over him like white on rice beating up that little homo.

Simon Daye: Jaymie, have some respect.

Jaymie Boone: It's a puppet Simon.

Simon Daye: I meant for those of our audience who are of the homo sexual preferance.

Jaymie Boone: Simon, please, it's not like they have souls or something.

( Rob goes to stand up but Chris pulls him back down, Chris goes to stand and Rob does the same. Both men start swinging for the fences with everything they have left, punch after brutal punch. A cut opens up above Rob's right eye as both men just keep going at it. Finally Rob grabs a hold of Chris's right hand and slams it down as hard as he can on one of the pipes on top of the cage, Chris reacts and grabs his hand, Rob stands up on top of the cage holding onto the wire that lowered the cage over the ring. Rob grabs a hold of the wire with both hands and kicks Chris as hard as he can in the side of the head, Chris goes teetering over the side of the cage and tumbles back into the ring, Rob looks down and sees that he can now descend to the arena floor. )

Simon Daye: No one sounds too happy about this ending as we see Rob Diamond making his way down the side of the cage.

( Rob jumps off the cage with three feet remaining and the bell is rung. )

Simon Daye: A hard fought battle all for the puppet master, Tex.

Amber Ashe: And your winner, and one true owner of Tex, Lord Dominicus... ROB DIAMOND!!!!

( Rob rushes over to the announcers table and grabs Tex out of the chair, clutching him for everything he's worth. )

Simon Daye: Touching...

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Honcho vs. Moorehead

Simon Daye: Welcome back to Trauma. Both men are in the ring and waiting for the start of lthe match

Jaymie Boone: Both of these men were involved in a Triple Threat match last week against National Champion Sexy Jason

Simon Daye: yes…they wereinvolved in the triple threat match last week here on Trauma. I think that was the first match you actually paid attention to

Jaymie Boone: Anything with Sexy Jason…what a body!

Simon Daye: Oh brother! Craven Moorehead tapped out to a Sexy Relaxer and Sexy Jason retains the National Championship belt last week. Could Mike Honcho be pissed off at Craven for tapping?

{The ref signals for the bell. Both men came to the middle of the ring. Craven begins telling Mike something. Mike turns his head and looks at the fans. Craven looks around. Mike turns back around and Craven slaps Mike in the face. Craven then grabs Mike and whips him into the ropes. Mike rebounds and he ducks under a clothesline attempt by Craven. Craven goes for a Drop Kick but Mike holds onto the ropes instead of rebounding.}

Simon Daye: Mike seen that one coming.

{Mike waits until Craven is to his feet. He then charges at Craven and caught him with a Clothesline. Craven gets back up and is caught again with another Clothesline. Mike goes for the pin. Ref is in place and begins his count. 1…. Kick out by Craven. Mike gets on top of Craven and begins nailing right and left punches to Craven face. Craven is trying to block the punches. Finally the ref pulls Mike off of Craven.}

Simon Daye: I think “The Magic Man” is trying to finish this match quick. Those clotheslines almost took off Craven head.

{Mike pulls Craven to his feet. He nails a German Suplex. He goes for the cover. 1….2….Kicked out by Craven. Mike gets to his feet and he is helping Craven to his when Craven nails a low blow to Mike. The ref had his back to Craven, so he did not see it. Mike goes to the mat. Craven gets to his feet. He measure Mike and Diving Fist Drop to Mike’s face.}

Simon Daye: I don’t think Mike knows which one hurts the most

Jaymie Boone: I need my nails done

{Craven sets Mike in a seated position. Craven is in front of Mike and he moves back a couple of feet, then he charges and Front Seated Drop Kick. Mike falls over onto the mat. Carven hooks the far leg. Ref is in position, he begins his count. 1….2…. Mike gets a shoulder up. Craven mount Mike and begins unleashing punches. After 10 punches Craven gets off of Mike.}

Simon Daye: That must have been payback time

{Craven gets to his feet and he helps Mike to his. He whips Mike into the ropes. As Mike begins to rebound, Craven bends over. Mike sees that he was getting ready for a back drop; he stops in front of Craven and drops an elbow to the back of Craven head. Craven goes to one knee. Mike brings Craven back to his feet and hits a swinging neck breaker. Craven is on the mat holding onto his neck. Mike hooks the leg. Ref begins to count. 1….2….3 Craven gets a shoulder up at the last possible moment. }

Simon Daye: I thought Mike had the match won.

Jaymie Boone: Is this over with yet

{Mike gets to his feet. He grabs Craven legs and turns him onto his stomach. He has locked on a Boston Crab. Craven is screaming in pain. The ref is right there in asking if he wants to quit. Craven is saying no. Mike puts more pressure on the hold. Craven continues to scream in pain}

Simon Daye: Could this be two weeks in a row? Could Craven be tapping out of this match like he did with Sexy Jason last week?

Jaymie Boone: Where Sexy Jason?

{Craven gets ready to tap. Instead he uses what strength he has and was able to pull himself to the ropes. Mike releases the hold. Mike did not waste no time, he pulls Craven to his feet and plants a boot to his stomach. He then lifts Craven up and hits The Magic Trick. Mike goes for the pin. Ref begins his count. 1….2….3….}

Simon Daye: Mike Honcho just pinned Craven Moorehead.