{"I'm too Sexy" hits the PA System. The fans know who will be coming out. Jason Evans steps out from behind the curtain with a shirt on. As we hear...)

"I'm too Sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..."

{Jason tears his shirt off and tosses it into the crowd. He flexes his Pecs and we hear...}

"So Sexy it hurts."

{Jason Evans begins to make his way toward the ring as he slaps the outstretched hands. He slides into the ring and he goes to a corner and stands on the second rope and again he flexes his Pecs as the crowd loves it. He jumps back down and waits for the match to start.}

Jaymie Boone: Jason Evans is one sexy bastard.

Preston Marshall: Of course he is, he has the title in his name.

{"Greed", by Godsmack hits the sound system as Mike Laszlo walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction. Surveying the crowd a smirk comes over his face as he heads for the ring with a slow confident walk, ignoring the fans along the isle who want to slap his hand. Mike slides into the ring under the bottom rope before posing for the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. Backing into the corner, he clasps his hands and loosens his wrists before walking straight up to Jason Evans and holding his belt high above his head.}

Jaymie Boone: That is one handsome Honor Champion. Mike Laszlo wears that gold nicely and you know Jason is jealous.

Preston Marshall: Never mind the fact that he won it due to some help from Jason. And by help I mean getting clocked in the back of his head while he wasn't looking.

{"Amerika", by Rammstein begins playing over the speakers as yellow and green lights begin flashing all over the arena.}

"We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika."

{El Dragon de Valor comes out from behind the curtains holding up his half of the tag team belts with the Mexican Flag on it's plate, as his cape majestically flows behind him, he is greeted by a plethora of boos. Miranda soon follows and stands to the side of Dragon with her hands on her waist. Dragon scowls at the crowd as Miranda steps behind him with her arms now crossed. Bushido then steps out, garbed in traditional Samurai gear with his Japanese Flag plated belt around his waist, and into the spotlight as red and blue lights strobe all over the place. In dramatic fashion, Dragon and Bushido stop to pose menacingly for the cameras. Miranda steps ahead and walks down the ramp as Dragon and Bushido run down at full speed, Kesuke has made his appearance as he hurries along behind the three, Dragon flips over the top rope while Bushido slides under the bottom. Both men dramatically pose in the middle of the ring with their amazing tag team titles as flames shoot out from the ring posts and fireworks rain down from the ceiling. Kesuke then enters the ring and wipes the sweat off Dragon and removes his cape for him as Miranda helps Bushido remove his Samurai gear as they prepare for the match to begin.}

Preston Marshall: The Internationals have been catching a lot of heat lately for what some are saying was a disgraceful move by the champs. Defacing the titles seems to have upset a lot of people in the back and fans in the audience.

Jaymie Boone: Well, I don't know about that but that entrance made me a believer of them. GO INTERNS!

Preston Marshall: It's Internationals, Jaymie.

Jaymie Boone: Whatevs, Pres.

Preston Marshall: Don't call me that again.

{The ref is about to call the bell when Dragon pulls him by the arm and holds up the one minute finger. The ref stands confused as Kesuke gets a mic from ringside and then slides in to the ring to hand it to Miranda.}

Preston Marshall: We saw this last week. Could they be up to their old tricks again?

Jaymie Boone: I would think so. I mean, it's worked for them so far.

{The crowd is booing their heads off but as soon as it dies down, Miranda brings the mic up to her lips.}

Miranda: Good evening Mr. Laszlo and Mr. Evans.

{Mike and Jason both stop bickering with one another to look at the lovely Miranda.}

Miranda: I know that both of you are anxious to do battle with one of the greatest tag teams known to the nCw audience...

{The crowd boos as some trash flies into the ring. Mike and Jason both scoff at the idea but nothing deters Miranda from continuing on.}

Miranda: But first, we have a challenge for the both of you. You see, The Internationals are all about honor and seeing as one of you is the Honor Champion and the other is the Number Contender to that same belt, both Dragon and Bushido would like to know if you wouldn't mind making this match an Honor Rules Tag Match?

{Mike shrugs his shoulders as Jason doesn't seem to care what type of match this is. The crowd continues to boo as Miranda pulls the ref in to discuss the new rules change.}

Jaymie Boone: Can they change the rules of their match at a whim?

Preston Marshall: If both parties agree to it then why not.

{While the ref's back is turned, Jason and Mike go back to arguing with one another which results in Mike clocking Jason across the head with his Honor Title! Jason staggers forward and right into Bushido's Blood Mist! Jason finds himself dazed and blinded as Dragon grapples Evans from behind in a Full Nelson before suplexing him over with a vicious Dragon Suplex! At this point the ref hears the noise of the back of Jason's head being driven to the mat and turns to ring the bell to start the match.}

Preston Marshall: Match has just started and I don't think it's going to last much longer. The Internationals continue with their cheating ways.

Jaymie Boone: Cheating? What cheating? The match just started making anything that happened before it null and void.

{Dragon hops to his feet with his arms spread wide in celebration, much to the dismay of the crowd. Dragon allows Jason to slowly get to his feet but he looks out of it as Dragon kicks him in the gut, underhooks his arms, raises him into the air, and 180's to spike him down to the mat with the "Dragon's Wings"(Double Underhook Sit-Out Facebuster)! Dragon turns Jason over and hooks a leg and 1... Mike looks like he's going to step in to break up the count but then decides to step right back out and... 3!! The Internationals pick up another easy victory!!!}

Preston Marshall: I can't believe that Mike would just allow his partner to be pinned like that!

Jaymie Boone: They're not really partners. Plus, Jason is in line to take his belt. Why would he help him in any way?

Preston Marshall: I don't know, maybe to put on a proper showing for those that paid to see the match. Either way, The Internationals continue on their winning ways without an ounce of opposition it seems.

{"Amerika" blares out of the speakers as confetti falls from the rafters. Both Bushido and Dragon take a corner and climb it as they celebrate like they've just won a hard fought battle. Miranda hands them their redesigned titles and raise their arms up to the air as the crowd chants, "THIS IS BULLSH*T!". The four Internationals then exit the ring to celebrate more backstage with some expensive wine and lovely hookers.}

Preston Marshall: So much for honor.

Jaymie Boone: What are you talking about? They won that match fair and square.

Preston Marshall: With a little help from the Honor Champion.

Jaymie Boone: Exactly. Nothing but honor in that match.

Preston Marshall: I miss Simon Daye.

{Jason gets on all fours as he wipes the red substance that now fills his eye sockets and just then, Mike steps into the ring and punts the holy hell out of Jason's head!}

Preston Marshall: This is completely unnecessary! Mike proved his point by allowing Jason to take the fall already.

Jaymie Boone: Well now he's putting an exclamation punt on that point.

Preston Marshall: I really hate you right now.

{Mike points down at Jason and screams, "You suck!" before exiting the ring, with his title held high. The crowd in attendance is shouting nothing but hate at this main event.}

Jaymie Boone: Now can I get the hell out of here?

Preston Marshall: Yes you can. The end of the night has come and we would like to thank you all for joining us. Please make sure to stay tuned tomorrow night for Collision. I can't believe this match ended like this.

Jaymie Boone: I can. That was unexpected and interesting. Anyways, good night everyone!

{The show ends with Mike on top of the stage, staring down at the ring as Jason crawls to the bottom rope. Jason holds his head as he stares with contempt up at the champion.}