Singles Match
Senor Xtremo vs. Hugo Conway
Hugo Conway picks up the victory in the Webshow match.
{The theme for Metamorphosis 2011 begins to play loudly as the video montage hyping the action of the past month, ending with shots of Steve Awesome putting Andreew Jacobsen's father through a table crushing his chest, and then with Falcon winning the Riot match, finally with Charlie Velez and Falcon face to face. We span the roaring crowd who are cheering for the action. When we finish we head to Kelly and the guys hwo are ready to call the action.}
Kelly Knite: Here we are fans... Metamorphosis 2011! We have a huge show tonight and are so glad you could join us tonight!
Eric Hardy: Every single NCW title will be on the line here tonight, the action is going to be nonstop!
Trent Helms: We'll be featuring some good matches between the likes of Charlie Valiance and Falcone in the main event and that crab riddled jerkoff Steve Awesome taking on Andrew Jacobs!
Kelly Knite: Can't you get anybody's name right?
Trent Helms: I can get yours right, especially when I used to call it out in bed.
Kelly Knite: We never slept together a-hole.
Trent Helms: Just keep spreading the lie Kel.
Eric Hardy: Can we stop talking about your supposed sexual encounter and get on with this pay per view already?
Tag Team Match
One Fall Match
The Rat Pack vs. Ricky Johnson and Portia Roberts
Metamorphosis 4 will open with a tag team match between some of the best wrestlers in their respective divisions when The Rat Pack team up against Ricky Johnson and Portia Roberts. Winning this match on Meta could go far into pushing the winning them up their division's ladder.
{"Perfect Stranger" plays on the PA system. A golden throne arises from the side of the ramp, encased by fire similar to the gangrel entrance. Ricky is seated, Roxi by his side. Ricky and Roxi step over the fire as it goes out, and head down the aisle.}
Eric Hardy: Here's the man whose held all the gold.
Kelly Knite: Except the only gold that really matters in this business.
Trent Helms: I know a guy who held the gold your talking about, good looking fella. I think he's an announcer now.
{The arena lights flicker around the building, as the beat starts to pick up. The spotlight hits the ramp as the song starts up
They can say whatever
I'ma do whatever
No pain is forever
Yup, you know this
Tougher than a lion
Ain't no need in tryin'
I live where the sky ends
Yup, you know this
Out steps Portia wearing a long pink and black boxer's robe, with the hood covering her face. She bounces a bit on the stage as she makes her way down the ramp. She slaps hands with fans on her way down the ramp. She walks around the ringside area, still high fiving fans, she walks up to the ring steps and bounces a bit more, before running up the steps and and stepping into the ring, he throws her arms out and does a few spins
No fear, and while you getting your cry on
I'm getting my fly on
Sincere, I see you aiming at my pedastal
I betta let ya' know
That I, I, I, I'm so hard
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so hard
That I, I, I, I'm so hard
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so hard
That I, I, I, I'm so hard
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so hard
So hard, so hard, so hard, so hard
'
She drops to a knee and does a quick prayer before standing back up, she takes off the robe and makes her way to the corner as she waits for the match to start.}
Trent Helms: Now this is a woman I can get behind.
Eric Hardy: I know what you mean. She was trained by former NCW Champion Xavier Williams. She could be the next dominant female in this company.
Trent Helms: No, I don't think you know what I mean at all Eric.
Kelly Knite: You're sick Trent.
{The open guitar riffs of Bop til you drop by the Ramones play over the speakers as strobe lights flicker at the entrance.
Bop 'til you drop
Bop 'til you drop
Bop 'til you drop
Bop 'til you drop
Roxxxie then appears at the top of the ramp, as she throws up an X using her arms.
No matter what
You just can't stop
Bop 'til you drop
Bop 'til you drop
She then heads down the ramp looking straight ahead and not interacting with the fans. She pauses halfway down the ramp and looks back towards the stage as her music cuts and "Ironside" hits over the sound systems over the arena as spotlights go all over the place. At the end of the brief into, "No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast over the sound systems of the arena. The spotlight begins to shine on the center of the stage and out from behind the curtain, a man walks out wearing a hooded, unfastended robe. He pops his neck and begins punching his taped fists together. He pulls the hood down from his head revealing former kickboxing sensation Ander Carvetti. He has a calm and relaxed expression on his face as he walks toward the ring, ready for war. He meets Roxxxie while walking down the ramp and they touch hands showing unity and then they both run and slide in the ring and this match is immediately under way.}
Kelly Knite: They are not going to waste any time here! Bell is ringing and the match is underway.
{The two members of the Rat Pack both take down there opponents with double leg take downs and are quickly on top of them and send punches to the face. Roxxxie sends a few punches to the head of Portia before Portia is able to shift her weight and rolls Roxxxie over and gets in the mount position and begins sending fists into the blocking arms of Roxxxie. The ref quickly moves over to the women and tries to break them up but Portia doesn't want to let go. Soon she lets up after beating on the arms of Roxxxie and the ref gets them to there respected corners.}
Kelly Knite: I've never seen the Rat Pack this focused.
Eric Hardy: It seems like they have a new sense of urgency about them.
Trent Helms: They do Eric. I've known Ander a while and I've given him a little pep talk. He hates losing Eric, and he's willing to do anything to win this match.
{As the ref gets the female sides seperated and to there corners Ander is on top of Ricky and wailing on him. Ricky tries to block with his arms but every time he does Ander just aims for a new spot and makes some kind of contact with the face of his opponent. Finally the ref gets the females settled and gives Ander the five count for the closed fist attack. Ander doesn't stop though, he instead switches to open hand strikes and continues the attack. Ricky can't find a way to break the attack so he reaches with his leg and gets his foot to the ropes and the ref breaks the two apart. Ander smiles and backs off as Ricky pulls himself up on the ropes and checks his face with his hands. He's soon satisfied that his beautiful features are still in place and he walks back to the middle of the ring where he meets with Ander with a lock up. The two men jockey for position around the ring. Ander holds his own for a bit as he pushes Ricky back a few feet but Ricky quickly plants his feet and uses his size advantage to push Ander back into the corner. Once in the corner Ricky quickly lets go and sends a chop right into the chest of Ander. The crowd screams woo with the chop and Ander has to grab his chest in pain from the stiff shot. Ricky quickly knocks the hands away and sends another chop to the chest of Ander. Again the crowd woos with the chop and again Ander grabs his chest in pain. Ricky follows up his second chop with a back elbow to the face of Ander and now Ander seems a little dazed.}
Eric Hardy: Ricky has slowed this match down and taken control now.
Kelly Knite: Ander can't let that happen if he's going to be a guy the caliber of Ricky Johnson. He needs to keep the tempo up.
{Ricky quickly sends a second elbow to the face of Ander before the ref yells for him to get him out of the corner and Ricky grabs Ander by the wrist and whips him to the opposite corner. Ander hits back first in the corner and arches his back in pain. Ricky quickly runs in after him and leaps and sends a drop kick to the face of Ander. Ander drops to a sitting position in the corner and Ricky is quickly up and charges in with a knee to the face. Ricky then backs up and looks for his wife standing at ring side and blows her a kiss before walking over to Ander and helping him to his feet. Ander sends a punch to the stomach of Ricky to back him off but Ricky quickly knocks him back with a right hand to the side of the head and quickly grabs Ander by the wrist. Ricky pulls him out of the corner and goes to whip him across the ring but Ander holds on to Ricky and uses the momentum of Ricky to slide himself down between Ricky's legs. Ander quickly gets to his feet behind Ricky and as Ricky turns to face him he sends a kick to the right knee of Ricky and then another kick to the left knee of Ricky causing Ricky to fall down to his knees. Ricky is set up perfectly and Ander swings his foot viciously towards his head for the BOOM! Headshot, but he just spins in air as Ricky quickly drops to the mat and crawls to his corner and tags in Portia.}
Trent Helms: Ricky wants no part of the foot of Ander Carvetti and I don't blame him one bit.
Eric Hardy: Ander was going to take his head clean off if he hit that. Running away may have been the smartest thing Ricky could have done there.
{Portia quickly enters the ring and Ander reluctantly turns around and tags in Roxxxie. Roxxxie gets in the ring and the two soon meet in the center of the ring. They ties up and Portia quickly gets the edge and snaps her over with a snap suplex. Roxxxie is quickly back to her feet and Portia sends a kick to her stomach and DDTs her planting her right on her head. Portia quickly makes the cover but Roxxie rolls the shoulder. Portia is back to her feet as Roxxxie struggles to get up and before she can get up though Portia sends a stiff kick right into the ribs. Roxxxie rolls over to the ropes in pain and Portia is soon right on top of her. She quickly reaches down and lifts Roxxxie up to her feet. Portia qucikly sends one stiff slap to the face of Roxxxie before whipping her across the ring. Roxxxie hits the opposite ropes and bounces off. Portia is in the middle of the rings and ducks for a back body drop but Roxxxie leaps over her and continues running at the ropes. She bounces off the other side and as Portia turns around to face her Roxxxie leaves her feet and flies into the stomach of Portia with a spear.}
Eric Hardy: She just speared Portia out of no where!
Trent Helms: I heard she speared another woman in one of her movies too.
{Portia is out cold and Roxxxie quickly makes the cover, but here comes Ricky in the ring to try and save the match. Ricky runs towards the pin attempt in the middle of the ring but Ander leaps up onto the top rope and spring boards off of them. Ander spins in mid air and nails Ricky in the face with a kick to the bridge of the nose. Ricky falls backwards and fails to break the pin up as Ander lands partially on top of Roxxxie but it doesn't effect her enough to break the pin and Roxxxie gets the three count!}
Amber Ashe: Here's your winners, The Rat Pack
Kelly Knite: That was an impressive spear out of no where by Roxxxie.
Trent Helms: You think that was impressive. How about that kick from my buddy Ander? He was all Matrix in mid air with that kick.
Eric Hardy: They were both great moves and in the end the Rat Pack pulled out a big win to start off the show.
KellyKnite: Well after that fine opening match, up next we have the idiot fest.
Trent Helms: Kelly why don't you just admit your love for the Kane brothers already.
Kelly Knite: I'll never admit that because it'll never be true.
Eric Hardy: Come on Kelly, you can admit it to us.
Kelly Knite: Since when did you become Trent's sidekick?!
Eric Hardy: Since I found out It got on your nerves.
Kelly Knite: Oh you sly dog...
Grudge Match
Handicap Match
"Brad" and "Spike" Kane vs. Joe Everyman
Spike Kane is coming back for Joe Everyman after Everyman's big win over him at the Anniversary show months back, but this time Spike has a helping hand in his brother Reckless Jack, can Joe Everyman survive this huge match?
{Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams then comes out onto the stage. Joe and Maria walk down the ramp while holding their arms up towards the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a standing jump onto the apron while Maria walks to her corner. Joe then climbs into the ring through the ropes and looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.}
Kelly Knite: He certainly looks ready for a fight....
Trent Helms: Looks kind of bored.
Eric Hardy: He's facing Magically Delicious what do you expect?
{The arena is buzzing with people ready to laugh when suddenly “Holy Diver” begins to crank up and the fans go nuts for the Kane brothers! Spike and Reckless Jack sprint to the ring and slide into the ring and immediately try and jump Everyman.}
Kelly Knite: Looks like Spike and Brad aren't going to wait here.
Eric Hardy: Oh... Joe Everyman not going to stand around and take it.
{Spike charges at Everyman but Joe ducks it and levels Reckless jack with a clothesline from hell! Spike turns around and kicks as Joe gets back to his feet, but Everyman catches the kick and pulls Spike towards him, blasting him with a headbutt to the face! Joe fighting like a wild animal now waits as Spike bounces off the ropes, he comes back and Joe kicks him hard in the stomach, then... TWIST OF FATE! Joe Everyman goes for the cover 1...2.. but Brad Kane throws his arm over Joe's back and breaks it up. Everyman shoves Reckless Happy away, Reckless Jack grabs Joe by the hair and pulls him up but Everyman drives two quick elbows into his stomach and pushes him away. Joe leaps and hits a dropkick that sends Reckless jack stumbling backwards and flipping up and over the top rope to the outside. Everyman grabs Hexx and forces him back to his feet, he grabs his head and looks for his EVERYMAN SCREWDRIVER but “Spike” wraps his leg around Joe's and refuses to go over. Spike lifts a knee and brings it up into Joe's stomach and then takes his head, lifts, and then drops Joe with a suplex. Spike gets up, runs to the ropes and bounces off, he comes back and hits Everyman with a jumping splash.}
Kelly Knite: Come on Everyman!
Eric Hardy: Looks like the numbers games have caught up to him a bit.
Trent Helms: He's gotta stop trying to fight them head on...
{Everyman throws his arm up at the count of two as Reckless Happy rolls back into the ring. They pull Everyman up together and double irish whip him into the corner. Spike grabs Brad's arm now and whips him into Everyman pancaking him in the corner, crushing his ribs. Brad steps out of the way and Spike comes running into Joe and nails him with a jumping knee to his chest, Spike grabs his head and runs out of the corner driving Joe head first into the mat! Spike rolls out of the way and heads to the turnbuckles where he climbs up, Happy does the ear pose asking the crowd for cheers, he runs tot he ropes, bounces off and comes back with the Atomic legdrop, he rolls out of the way as Spike leaps off the top rope and nails the swandive headbutt! Spike rolls out of the way and Jack covers 1...2... but Joe throws his arm up again!}
Eric Hardy: Look at these two working as a team.. I don't know what got into them but they've certainly put a lot of effort into becoming legit wrestlers since the name change.
Trent Helms: What name change?
Kelly Knite: Would you stop it!
{Brad Kane grabs Everyman and brings him back to his feet again, he takes him and throws him onto his shoulders in a torture rack! Happy walks around the ring crackign Joe's back with every pull before he finally spins Everyman out of the move into the RECKLESS KILLING! Joe's head bounces off the mat after the vicous move and Happy jumps up in celebration as Hexx grabs Joe and pulls him up, now standing behind Joe, Spike Kane grabs him and locks him into the the BURNING MAN cobra clutch!}
Eric Hardy: Joe Everyman is locked in! He's in the Burning Man!
Kelly Knite: Come ON Joe! Don't let this get you!
Trent Helms: We could see Everyman tapping out here!
Kelly knite: Hell no, we won't!
{Spike wrenches in the move in, trying to force Everyman into tapping out but Joe fights it so Spike leg sweeps out of the move, sending Everyman to the ground. Spike goes for the cover 1...2.. but somehow Joe gets that arm up! Spike grabs Joe and brings him back to his feet, Spike lifts Joe into a scoop slam and drops Joe, the second Joe hits Reckless Jack and hits a standing senton and crashes into Joe's chest. Spike jumps into the air and crashes into his “brother's” chest and they double pancake Everyman on the mat! They both Stay laying there for the cover 1...2...3... NO! Everyman rolls the shoulder again!}
Trent Helms: How does Joe Everyman survive those two crashing on him like that?
Kelly Knite: I don't know but that kid is still going...
Eric Hardy: May not for long... Happy and Hexx... I mean Spike and Brad look ready to put this away.
{Jack grabs Everyman off the ground, spins around and hits the BK BACKFIST! Joe doesn't fall, he staggers and turns around and right into the LAZY SUNDAY superkick! Joe staggers back again and falls into the ropes. Joe bounces off and comes back with the double clothesline sending them to the ground. Reckless Jack gets up and goes at Everyman who catches him and Everyman hits him with the LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER! Jack rolls out of the ring holding his back. Spike gets back to his feet Everyman jumps and AURORA DRIVER!}
Kelly Knite: YES! Come on JOE!
Eric Hardy: Everyman has fought them both off and it looks like he's going to win this!
Trent Helms: Well he's going to put this match away right now... he's going to the top.
{Everyman steps through the ropes and heads towards the top rope, he stretches out his arms and readies for the SWANTON, he goes to leap off when suddenly the crowd is booing and somebody jumps onto the apron.... ASHLIE EMBER!? Joe looks at her stunned!}
Kelly Knite: What in the hell is she doing out here!?
Trent Helms: What in the hell is going on?
{Reckless Jack climbs back onto the apron where he pulls Joe down and splits him across the top rope! Spike Kane climbs up onto the ropes, grabs Joe's head and brings him off the top rope with a super brainbuster! Happy comes in and covers Joe with a big splash after he hits, covering him 1...2....3!}
Eric Hardy: The Kane brothers win!
Trent Helms: Thanks to this woman!
Kelly Knite: This is bull crap, what is the meaning of this!? We haven't seen her in forever and here she comes to ruin Joe Everyman's match!?
{Spike and Jack roll out of the ring celebrating and Ashlie steps in and kneels down over Joe who rolls over and pushes himself up to his knees with fire in his eyes as she smiles at him.}
Trent Helms: This doesn't look good... he should “Falcon” her.
Eric Hardy: I think he just might....
Kelly Knite:
{A microphone and camera comes in close for the action as Joe Everyman stands to his feet and Ashlie stands to hers. Joe gets in her face foaming at the mouth.}
Joe Everyman: What in the hell are you doing out here!?
Ashlie Ember: Did you just forget about me Joe? After all we went through, you just move on with your life like nothing happened between us at all? Like you never told me you loved me, like we never slept together!?
Kelly Knite: IS she out of her mind?
Trent Helms: Looks that way... but she's kinda hot...
Joe Everyman: You left “ME”!
Ashlie Ember: But you didn't once try and contact me, you didn't once try and tell me goodbye, you just threw me to the side... and look at you now, you're right back to your old ways of losing every single big match you're in, did you just forget everything I thought you too? I'm going to show you Joe, show you just what I'm capable of.... with my new client.
Joe Everyman: You're big plot for revenge is centered around Hexx!?
Eric Hardy: That sounds like a horrible plan.
{Joe and everybody at ringside, hell almost the entire arena begins laughing as Ashlie stands there smiling. Suddenly the arena goes silent all except Joe as a figure slides into the ring behind him.}
Ashlie Ember: No you idiot... turn around...
{Joe turns around and is met with a REVERSE STO legsweep from.. SIMON DAYE!?}
Kelly Knite: It's Simon Daye!? What in the hell is he doing?! What in the hell is going on!?
Trent Helms: Isn't he a Trauma commentator....
Eric Hardy: He was an aspiring wrestler first....
{Joe holds his head in pain as Simon with a devilish grin stands up, standing over him, mocking him. Ashlie goes to his side and wraps her arms around him.}
Simon Daye: I'll bet you'll never forget my name now.... Have a good daye.... Bitch.
{“Dead in the Water” by Ten Years begins playing as Simon and Ashlie kiss standing over Joe Everyman and the crowd begins booing like crazy.}
Kelly Knite: I can't believe this.. Simon Daye has left the announce table and is setting his eyes on Joe Everyman!?
Eric Hardy: And siding with Ashlie Ember in doing so... I... what?!
Trent Helms: Wow, this is definitely interesting situation.
Eric Hardy: Well... we can't linger on it all night, Coming up next we should have a barnburner of a contest.
Kelly Knite: Barnburner? Really? But it should be good, as it's...
Trent Helms: It's the Honor Title match. Gardner against Sense. I hope we see one of these humans walk away on crutches.
Kelly Knite: Let's get it start...
{Kelly gets cut off again as a sort of a sadistic yet sorrow filled music blares through the P.A. system while all the lights cut.}
Kelly Knite: I will not be interup...
Trent Helms: What is this madness?!
{The music shifts into hip hop now, strobe lights flashing in all sorts of different colors. The crowd stands up as they see someone standing in the entry way, waiting to catch a glimpse. The person begins their walk to the ring with the lights still going crazy before staring out into the crowd. A few fans go nuts seeing who it is as they slide into the ring. A microphone is gave to them before standing in a corner, listening to the song put it's point across.}
Eric Hardy: Are we going to be forced to listen to this whole thing?
Trent Helms: Very possible.
{Finally the song cuts off, the lights back on to their normal setting. Everyone's looking at a man standing before them in a hoodie. It reads "Pariah" across the back.}
Kelly Knite: Dammit, who is it?
Eric Hardy: I have a very strong idea of who it might be...
Trent Helms: If it's Sexy Jason I'm killing a primate.
{Slowly the hood is pulled down. Everyone starts a certain chant as he smirks.}
Crowd: YOU GOT FIRED! *clap clap clap* YOU GOT FIRED! *clap clap clap* YOU GOT FIRED!
{Yeah if you haven't figured it out, it's, yet AGAIN, Brad Kane standing in the middle of the ring. Upon shaking his head, he puts the microphone back up to his face beginning to speak.}
Brad Kane: So here we are again. At this crossroads we've been at so many times the past few years. Just when you think you're finally rid of me, here I walk back into your lives. I honestly don't get tired of it because I'm an ass.
{The crowd cheers in agreement.}
Brad Kane: Been paying a bit of attention here to this promotion and I've noticed a couple of things. First off all, really? Really? REALLY?! I thought this promotion was above this sort of thing but I suppose not. Hey, let's all pull a rib on the people who got fired in the past. We'll all have laugh at their expense because of some gimmick right bullcrap...
{Another shake of his head brings his point home. He shoves one of his hands into his hoodie pocket and pulls out of a piece of paper.}
Brad Kane: But this piece of paper, right here, is a new contract. It stipulations quite a few things. If I don't show every week, I get fined fifty thousand. If I refuse to comply with policy the first time, that's a fine. Second time results in a suspension and the third time is a permanent ban from New Championship Wrestling for the rest of my life.
{He unfolds it with his free hand, still reading from the document.}
Brad Kane: Further more this also states that if I threaten to quit again, I'll recieve that same ban as the third strike. Though I have my reasons for not just walking away this last time. I heard it way too often that I'm finished, that I've fallen off. People seem to think because of my home life that I'm not the man I once was. Do you see her with me now? She's staying at home. This is about me. This is about my career. Not some set of tits or seven, eight however many kids I have.
{The crowd cheers, maybe finally getting spared by the family crap. Even Trent Helms stands up and claps hearing it.}
Brad Kane: If you think for one second that I'm finished, I'm done then you're wrong. I am "Reckless Jack" Brad Kane. I am a pariah for this place. I give you people, the peers and everyone else someone to point their fingers at and laugh. I give you what you need, someone to blame for their shortcomings because I have my own that are more obvious then most. Next week, your Pariah is going to be in this ring to fight. To wrestle and to shove my foot in your faces.
{That gets a smattering of boos from this crowd.}
Brad Kane: See, I knew it wouldn't be well recieved. I am your Pariah, I am the ONLY Reckless man in this promotion despite what some fat piece of *BEEP* thinks. Anyone who wants a piece of me, just ask and you'll get it.
{He drops the microphone as everyone is a bit mixed now. Haters are hatin', ballers are ballin' as Brad leaves the ring to his music playing again. He doesn't pay attention to anyone before heading into the back.}
Kelly Knite: *Beats head against desk* WHY DAD, WHY?!
Trent Helms: All I'll say is that I'm so very lookin... *starts to snicker* Oh I can't say that with a straight face.
Eric Hardy: How this turns out remains to be seen...
Trent Helms: So I don't get it, why do we have an Honor title now?
Eric Hardy: Because Spike Kane decided it would be more extreme if wrestlers were forced to follow the rules.
Trent Helms: But... Isn't it just a title for winning a regular match?
Eric Hardy: It has special rules attached to it. One rope break, title changes hands on dq or count out and only five seconds to re enter the ring from the outside.
Trent Helms: I don't understand how that's more extreme than hitting someone in the face with a flaming barbed wire hamster ball....
Eric Hardy: *sigh*
Kelly Knite: Right... Well last week we saw Christian Gardner overcome the REAL god of xtreme to earn this title shot against Lex Sense.
Eric Hardy: And he's not looking to waste the opportunity but Lex Sense is no push over after going to war with Maniac, picking up a huge win over the Young Guns in tag team action and dominating Alex Jones just last month in a brutal match.
Kelly Knite: Gardner is going to need allot of luck going into this match just to walk out alive, let alone a Champion.
SEGMENT
BRAD KANE
Fallen Off
NCW Honor Title Match
Singles Match
Chris Gardner vs. Lex Sense*
Lex Sense defends his title against one of NCW's fastest rising stars in Chris Gardner. Gardner earned a chance to get here by defeating three other men last week on Collision, can he now take the gold from Lex Sense?
{ As "The Gardners'" tron hits and Adrenaline strikes the PA system, Christian struts into the arena, kind of Jeff Hardy-ish, often accompanied by his younger sister and also wrestler Alysson Gardner. He waits until the drums are about to hit and leaps in the air, slapping the ground as he lands (much like Kofi Kingston's fourth "Boom!" shot). At this point, a single wall of pyros shoot behind his back. After that, he and his sister run down the entrance aisle, each one of them covering one side of the corridor as they high-five their fans on their way to the ring. Christian then climbs the steel steps and enters the ring by passing between the top and mid ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckles and does the Corna symbol for his crowd, as well as other acknowledgment signals. }
Trent Helms: Gardner has been on a bit of a roll since arriving to nCw, he's undefeated.
Eric Hardy: So is was Lex Sense for quite some time, even now Lex has less than a handful of losses and the one's he has are to the very elite of ncw.
Kelly Knite: Like I said, this is all up hill for Gardner. He's giving up a foot to Lex, a hundred pounds or so and just their in ring style. Lex is all about the ground and pound and Gardner, while he prides himself on being a brawler I don't know how effective that will be against Lex.
Trent Helms: Suckas gonna get pwned.
{The lights go out. A few seconds pass before a deep, menacing, British accent states, "I am the Future!". Lights begin to flicker all over the place as Tool's Vicarious hits the loud speakers. The intro is accompanied by images of war, destruction and death, which are being shown on the Jumbotron. Shots of the audience are taken, showing the fearful reaction that the arena has been overwhelmed with. The intro dies along with the lights and jumboscreen. The explosion of guitars and drums signals the black lights to illuminate the arena to reveal the blanket of thick fog that has covered the stage and ring. Finally the lights come back on as Sense is being risen from underground. Wearing a gray duster coat and white hood covering his face. Sense has his arms in the shape of an X across his chest, cradling his championship belt, but once he is completely risen he raises his title quickly as fireworks shoot up to the sky. He then extends his hands to form a cross, marking the pillars of fire to blast off one after the other across the stage. At this point Tool's frontman Maynard begins singing the lyrics to the song as Sense slowly makes his way to the ring allowing his belt to drag alongside of him. }
{"Eye on the TV
{Cause tragedy thrills me
{Whatever flavor
{It happens to be"
{Once he reaches the bottom of the ramp he strips off his coat and hood and stares into an audience that seems to be in shock from the look of this behemoth. Lex grabs the top rope and pulls himself up and over to enter the ring foot over rope style. He heads into the center of the ring pushing the ref aside as he hands his prized possession over.}
{"Cause I need to watch things die"
{He stares with intense hatred toward anybody ready to enter his ring.}
Kelly Knite: He still kind of creeps me out.
Eric Hardy: Allot of people feel that way about Lex Sense.
Trent Helms: Not me, I could take him.
Eric Hardy: And yet here you are, not wrestling.
Trent Helms: I'm wrestling next week dammit, get off my back about it Hardly before I smoke your primate loving ass with my ultimate weapon.
Kelly Knite: Go ahead Hardly, try him.
Eric Hardy *Grumbles*
Trent Helms: What was that?
Eric Hardy: Nothing, the match is starting.
{ DING! DING! Sense comes across the ring like a bull and goes right for Gardner who ducks for cover and slips out of the way. Lex hits the turn buckles and Chris turns him around and begins to lay in some hard knife edge chops. Lex isn't phased and head butts Chris who staggers back and Lex explodes out of the corner with a clothes line! }
Eric Hardy: Sense isn't looking for style points tonight.
Kelly Knite: It's not his style!
Trent Helms: OH! THE PUN!
{ Sense pulls Chris up and Chris throws his arms away and kicks Lex right in the gut and grabs him for a dragon screw but Lex doesn't move, instead he clubs Chris with everything he's got and the smaller man hits the mat hard. Gardner is right up and Sense grabs him by the head and throws him into the corner. Lex runs in for a body splash but Chris kicks his feet up and catches Lex in the jaw. Sense staggers and Chris hops onto the second rope and comes off with a tornado ddt! Chris goes for the cover. One.. Two. KICK OUT! }
Trent Helms: Nice pin attempt, but Lex is too big and too powerful. Chris needs to him him with a force whirl wind to keep him knocked down long enough for a three count.
{ Chris is up and he hits the ropes and comes back with a diving head butt into Lex's midsection as he stands. Chris throws Lex into the rope, Chris hits the opposite ropes and they meet in the middle for a CRIMSON SPEAR! Chris covers again. One.. Two KICK OUT! }
Eric Hardy: Chris is going for the covers quick and often, he needs to keep Lex off balance and off his feet.
Kelly Knite: He's doing a good job of it so far.
{ Chris is up and goes to the ropes, perhaps looking for the G-Effect but Lex is up and he shoves Chris off the top rope and Chris goes plummeting to the outside where he crashes side first against the steel ring barrier! Sense is quick to climb the ropes as Chris tries to rise and Lex comes off the top with his INTO THE VOID CLOTHES LINE! The fans go wild as the big man took to the air. }
Trent Helms: That was just devastating. He nearly took that man's head clean off his shoulders.
{ Sense is up and the ref is counting as. ONE! Sense rips off the top half of the steal steps. TWO! He stands Chris up and... THREE! Hits THE END on the steal ring steps, Chris yells out in a hell of allot of pain. FOUR! Sense rolls into the ring, the ref raises his hand to declare FIVE but before he does Chris grabs for the ring post and pulls himself legs first back into the ring, skinning the cat off the arena floor. }
Trent Helms: What the hell was that?
Kelly Knite: Pretty cool.
Eric Hardy: Lex almost had this match on a count out but Chris got himself back into the ring with that very acrobatic move right there.
{ Sense lumbers over and pulls Chris to his feet who comes out of no where with his own head butt to the big man followed right up with a jaw breaker! Sense staggers and Chris hits the ropes and comes big with a BIG BOOT!? Sense doesn't go down as Chris hits the ropes again, this time using it as a spring board for a cross body! Sense goes down and Chris is up, Lex behind him. This time he hits the dragon screw on Sense and keeps him down for the submission! Sense claws and grabs and finally gets the ropes. }
Eric Hardy: Sense just used his one and only rope break.
Trent Helms: Why only one? What does that have to do with honor?
Eric Hardy: It just does.
{ Chris is up, he's pumped now as Lex pulls himself up. Chris comes at him hard and fast but Lex turns just in time to catch Chris off guard with the PREDICTION! Chris is laid out and Lex covers. ONE! TWO! }
Trent Helms: HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!
{ The ref sees it and points to it. Lex punches the mat and throws Chris' leg off the ropes, re pinning. }
Trent Helms: There goes Chris' one and only "HONOR" rope break. PFFT.
{ Lex has him pinned again and ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! }
Kelly Knite: Really?
Eric Hardy: That little rope break delay was enough to recharge Chris/ battery.
Kelly Knite: I guess so.
{ Lex looks furious as he pulls Chris up and off the mat. Lex throws Chris hard into the rope and hoists him up for the LEX MARKS THE SPOT! But Chris Gardner racks the big man's eyes on the way up and Lex drops him to the mat. Chris hits the ropes and comes back with a shoulder block followed by a European upper cut and as Lex staggers he connects with a drop kick! }
Trent Helms: Chris is right back in this thing now.
{ Lex pushes himself up, he's pissed. Gardner hits Lex with three successive knife edge chops and goes for an Irish whip but Lex reverses it into a short arm clothes line. He pulls Chris up and high into the air for a little top to bottom triple power bomb action. On the third power bomb he doubles Chris over for the pin fall. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! }
Eric Hardy: Lex has been brutalizing Chris this whole match and he some how keeps finding the strength to kick out.
Kelly Knite: Sense just needs to hit that knock out blow and this match would be all over.
{ Sense backs up into the corner, lining up his shot. He's looking for the Back to the Future clothes line from hell. Chris pushes himself up to all fours, then onto his feet, Lex barrels out of his corner and raises his arm high for Christian Gardner! }
Trent Helms: WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME!
{ And just as he's about to connect Chris spin kicks Lex Sense right in the midsection! Sense staggers and Chris comes at him full steam but Lex drops the shoulder and lifts Chris up and onto his shoulders for the LEFT SENSELESS! Lex covers. ONE! TWO! THR- KICK OUT! }
Eric Hardy: Sense nearly had it right there after another of his big power moves.
Trent Helms: Sense is having a difficult time of putting this kid away, maybe he needs to think a little outside the box?
{ Sense looks around, clearly frustrated as he drags the now nearly unconscious Christian Gardner to his feet. He sends Chris flying into the corner with a two hand choke toss. Lex runs in after him with a big clothes line that sends Chris flipping to the outside and feet first onto the apron. Lex grabs Chris by the head but Gardner responds by guillotining Lex across the top rope. Sense falls back and Chris jumps back onto the apron, grabs the ropes and sling shots back into the ring with a drop kick that knocks Sense down. Chris is up and runs to the ropes, signaling to the crowd as he climbs up, looks down and G-EFFECT SHOOTING STAR SENTON! Chris covers. ONE! TWO! THREE! }
Amber Ashe: YOUR WINNER AND NEW NCW HONOR CHAMPION!!! CHRISTIAN GARDNER!!!
{ Gardner is stunned as the ref hands him the gold and raises his hand. }
Eric Hardy: My GOD! What an amazing and surprising upset. Chris Gardner put down the behemoth after a brutal match that nearly saw Lex retain on several occasions.
Kelly Knite: Gardner persevered through the pain and found the opening he needed to put Sense down for three.
{ Gardner climbs the ropes and holds up his newly won title as the crowd cheers him on. }
Trent Helms: Wow, I'm a little shocked. I totally saw that monster coming through with another dominating title defense, but that kid came out of nowhere and shocked the world. Sick.
Eric Hardy: What an upset indeed. Now one has to wonder whats next for out new Honor Champion and is Lex Sense ready to let that belt go?
{ Gardner is still celebrating as Lex Sense stands on the outside, arms crossed, glaring at the man who holds his former title. }
A rolling drum kicks in followed by a guitar fanfare as it slips over to a drum beat again and a voice...
Eric Hardy: "Have we decided to just play music whenever, now?"
"Frustrated...degraded...down before you're done...rejection...depression...can't get what you want..."
A loud motor is heard, and a screech of a pick-up truck makes its way out from the rampway.
Kelly Knite: "Oh. A truck. How ridiculously unsuspected...I mean, based on the tire screeching...I figured it was someone's bicycle."
"...You ask me how I make my way, you ask me everywhere and why. You hang on every word I say...but the truth sounds like a lie..."
As the tempo picks up, the door swings up, and the man jumps out to the vocals, "LIVE TO WIN...'till you die..." The man's greeted with a mixture of cheers and random chants of 'no-show'. It's apparent as the camera cuts in on his non-smiling/quite serious demeanor that it's "Mr. Showtime" Johnny Holliday, and he seems none-too-pleased.
Kelly Knite: "Oh for God's sake..."
Trent Helms: "Well, now. There's a face I remember..."
The first thing Holliday does is walk over to the announcer's booth, slapped Trent Helms on the back and shook his hand while ignoring the other two.
Kelly Knite: "Yeah, hi to you too."
Holliday snatches a microphone out of the timekeeper's hand and walks up the ramp as the music is dying out.
Johnny Holliday: "I know, I know. Some of you love me, some of you hate me...some of you don't know what to think because you're not sure I'll be around in a week's time. I get it."
Kelly Knite: "I'm vouching more for the hate side..."
Eric Hardy: "Well, go over and tell him."
Trent Helms: "Or write it in your column. I'm sure you'll get an answer."
Johnny Holliday: "I get it. Things are going on, and I've not been around to kick things around like I promised: I promised a war against nCw - nothing. I called out Leonard Fox...a lot...nothing. I promised to start becoming a thorn in everyone's side in nCw who disrespected the business for the sake of fighting...and all that happened was me getting thrown off a balcony, winning and then losing the tag belts. Well..."
Holliday walks over to the bed of the pick-up, and reaches over.
Johnny Holliday: "I thought I'd make up for it."
As Holliday pulls an object out, he pulls out a burlap sack.
Kelly Knite: "Oh. A sack. Someone's compensating."
Holliday pulls something out of it, and it's a sledgehammer. It's met with some surprise as well as some boos.
Kelly Knite: "Really? Really?"
Johnny Holliday: "See, first off...this isn't my truck. It was reserved for someone we like to call the 'higher-ups'. I took the license plate off, but I'm sure someone's back there, mouth gaping."
Holliday dropped the microphone, wound up and took a baseball swing at the door, slamming it shut. He walked over and smashed the hood, and took a few swings at the windshield, windows, lights, and mirrors.
Kelly Knite: "Add vandalism to his list of things he's done to get attention but will get in trouble for."
Trent Helms: "I think he's just getting started..."
He picked up the microphone and walked up the rampway.
Johnny Holliday: "See, these sets are always a shame...hours to set up..."
Holliday turns around and drops the sledgehammer down on the rampway a few times, leaving a gigantic dent. He walks up the ramp, and takes a few swings at various parts of the stage. Poles collapse, one going through the truck's back window. He also swung at a support beam that held up the screen. As he did this, the screen slipped and then swung across before rolling up and falling onto the truck, flattening the top. He drops the sledgehammer and hops off the ramp, over to a control panel. He tosses the man aside, and smiles.
Johnny Holliday: "What do you do when you see a bunch of buttons?"
Eric Hardy: "Oh for God's sake...he's at the pyro panel!"
nCw security and staff are flooding out from the back, but he cracks his knuckles and acts like he's playing a piano with the pyro panel. Staff and security are dancing around the various explosions, avoiding being scalded.
Kelly Knite: "Attempted arson...aggravated assault..."
Holliday goes for a grand finale by winding up his fists and delivers a double axe-handle smash to the panel, letting a bunch of pyros go off at once, to the amazement of the crowd. He picks up the microphone as the security floods around the panel.
Johnny Holliday: "TRENT! Say hi to the Pack for me! Tell 'em I'm back!"
Holliday is restrained by security, brought to the ground, handcuffed at the hands and feet, and is carried off by three people like a javelin.
Kelly Knite: "He'll be back in 6-8 months..."
Eric Hardy: "What a mess."
Trent Helms: "Oh, memories..."
Kelly Knite: We'll get this mess cleaned up a bit and be right back after this promotional video for our next match.
{The show cuts away for a few minutes showing varius attacks by Desiree on Zelda.}
Kelly Knite: Well boys, our first title match of the night did not disappoint...
Eric Hardy: no arguments here.
Trent Helms: But up next we're taking a quick break from the golden belts, to see a good old fashioned cat fight.
Kelly Knite: This should be a great match.... Desiree and Zelda finally meet in the middle of the ring.
Trent Helms: Zelda must be licking her lips at this chance, but... that Desiree is scary....
Eric Hardy: Yeah, this might not be a great idea... not with Desiree looking for blood at all costs.
SEGMENT
JOHNNY HOLLIDAY
Back For More
Grudge Match
Singles Match
Zelda Knite vs. Desiree Taylor
"Sister Desiree" has sided with Maniac and it appears that the two are looking to destroy Rob Diamond and Zelda Knite, ridding NCW of their pressence. After weeks of attacks and back and forths, Zelda and Desiree will go head to head in this match.
{"Funeral for Yesterday" by Kittie begins to play. Desiree emerges from backstage, bounding down the ramp, holding a basket on her arm, and throwing black flower petals on the fans as she bounds by them. Maniac follows closely behind her. She hops up the steps, discarding the basket, and places her foot on the top rope, running a hand down the leg. She hops up in a split, teetering on the top rope, then falling forward into the ring, dropping into a roll and coming up on her feet. Then she backs up against the turnbuckle, squatting with her hands holding the top rope, and waits for the match to start.}
Kelly Knite: Dammit, looks like Maniac will be joining Desiree at ringside...
Trent Helms: Well, he doesn't have a match tonight, guess he didn't have anything better to do.
Eric Hardy: And things for Zelda look like they may have takena turn for the worse, before the match even gets started....
Kelly Knite: Don't worry, I have a feeling Rob won't let anything get too far out of hand.
{Zelda's theme kicks on as the LoZ remix starts off with smoke filling the entrance ramp. "Call to Action" by Pillar hits now and the strobe lights around the ramp begin flicking on and off as Zelda slowly steps out with her arms stretched out, the music picks up and Zelda sprints to the ring. She slides into the ring and immediately charges at Desiree but the referee holds her back, pushing her back into her corner.}
Trent Helms: Zelda looking to get this started right away....
Eric Hardy: They referee holds her back though and look at Desiree just smiling over it.
Kelly Knite: She is loving the fact that she's gotten under Zelda's skin.
{The match begins as the bell rings and Zelda charges at Desiree and takes her to the ground, Zelda mounts her and begins giving her left handed punches to the face repeatedly, before the referee grabs her and pulls her away with Desiree in the ropes. Desiree turns over and gets to her feet, where Zelda meets her with a kick to the stomach. Zelda grabs her and hits a snap suplex. Zelda holds on and flips over bringing Desiree back to her feet, Zelda grabs her leg and hits the perfect plex but she doesn't arch back instead she flips over and gets to her feet, Zelda flips into the air and connects with the standing shooting star press. Desiree holds her chest in pain as Zelda gets back to her feet. Zelda grabs her and forces her up, Zelda drags Desiree to the corner and scoops her upside down into the tree of woe. Zelda goes to the center of the ring, she charges and leaps blasts Desiree with the drop kick to the face! Desiree falls out of the corner in pain as the fans erupt into cheer when Zelda jumps up and screams out.}
Kelly Knite: Zelda is on fire! She is blasting Desiree right now!
Eric Hardy: She has been waiting for this moment for a long time now.
Trent Helms: That's my little niece for you.
{Zelda grabs Desiree and flips her onto her shoulders, she goes for her rolling somoan drop but Desire fights and kicks and slides down behind Zelda, Knite quickly turns around where she's met with a hard slap to the face, Desiree grabs her by the head and hair and just pulls back as hard as she can throwing Zelda to the mat! Zelda holds her head in pain before she turns over and tries to work her way to her feet, but Desire runs to the ropes, bounces off and comes back and blasts Zelda with a running punt kick right to the face! Zelda flops back holding her face in pain and Desiree covers 1....2... but Zelda throws the arm up. Desiree works her way back to her feet as Zelda does the same, Zelda holds her head trying to focus but Desiree spins her around, kicks her in the stomach and then nails her with a double arm DDT! Desiree flips Zelda over now stradles her and locks her into a camel clutch! Zelda screams out in pain, Desiree frees her right arm while still pulling back on Zelda's head with her free arm, then brings it crashing down across Zelda's chest again and again and again!}
Kelly Knite: Come on Zelda!
Trent Helms: Desiree has capitalized on Zelda's one mistake and is just unloading on her right now.
Eric Hardy: Just look at the fire, the hatred in her eyes for Zelda here...
Kelly Knite: Dammmit... Z can break out of this.
{Desiree changes her focus now and instead pulls back on Zelda's hair, Zelda screams out as Desiree pulls her back as far as she can stretch, then brings a karate chop down right on Z's larynx! Desiree lets go and Zelda writhes in pain on he mat, holding her neck. Desiree doesn't waste a second though, she pulls Zelda back up and lifts her into a scoop slam, she takes Zelda to the ropes, and throws her up dropping her neck first across the steel cables and Maniac on the outside claps for his apprentice's attacks. Zelda is in a pain now as Desiree allows her to try and get back to her feet, Zelda is up, she turns around and Desiree charges in and nails Zel with the CUTTHROAT after she comes running out of the corner! Desiree turns over and covers 1...2.. but Zelda throws her arm up again. Desiree slaps the mat and screams at the referee before she grabs Zelda's hair/head and then begins slamming Knite's head repeatedly into the mat. She holds onto Zelda's hair and drags her back to the center of the ring and then back to her feet, she lets go and instead wraps both hands around Zelda's neck and begins choking her before she lifts and hits a sitout double chokeslam! She stays for the cover 1...2. but Zelda again throws the arm up.}
Eric Hardy: Zelda is just can't get anything going right now... Desiree isn't giving her a second to even think.
Kelly Knite: This isn't good for her... Desiree isn't going to let up.... Zelda has to turn the tide here.
Trent Helms: I don't know if even she can right now... Desiree is just vicious.
{Desiree grabs Zelda again and brings her to her feet again Zelda is practically limp as Desire drags her to the center of the ring, takes her by the head and leg and is going for the DEMENTIA! Desiree goes to spin the move but Zelda breaks her leg free and when Desiree turns Zelda drops and hits her with a falling reverse DDT!}
Kelly Knite: YES! Zelda counters it!
Trent Helms: Perfect timing too because Desiree was looking to put her away!
Eric Hardy: But can she capitalize, Desiree as put a beating on her.
{Zelda holds her throat as she works her way back to her feet, she grabs Desiree and brings her up, she grabs her and looks for Adam's KNITES OF THE ROUND but Desire drives the point of her elbow into Zelda's head. Zelda staggers back and Desire hits the ropes, she bounces off and comes back for the clothesline but Zelda ducks it and grabs the Goth Chick, she hits the STO back breaker and then transitions it into a neckbreaker!}
Trent Helms: METAL GEAR! She hit it!
Kelly Knite: BOOM! Come on Zel!
Eric Hardy: She's found the energy to throw her arm over Desiree here, is it enough...
{Zelda flips over and just manages to lay an arm over Desiree's chest now, the referee slides into position and counts 1...2.. but Desiree throws the arm up!}
Eric Hardy: No Desire gets the arm up! Desiree kicks out!
Kelly Knite: Dammit!
{The fans are chanting Zelda's name as she rolls away and makes her way back to her feet, the are cheering her on giving her a second wind. Desiree rolls over to get back to her feet, Zelda charges and SHINNING WIZARD! Desiree falls face first to the mat, Zelda runs to the ropes, she jumps up and springboards off and nails the LIONSAULT to Desiree's back! Zelda flips Desiree over and covers again 1...2. but again Desiree throws the arm up. Zelda grabs her and pulls her back up where she goes for the Irish whip but Desiree holds her ground and instead sends Zelda into the ropes. Zelda comes back where Desiree goes for the clothesline but Zelda cartwheels out of harms way, she bounces off the other ropes, she comes back and hits a running dropkick that levels Desiree! The fans are screaming as Zelda jumps up again throwing her arms out and screaming at Taylor.}
Trent Helms: There you go Zelda! I love it when she does that!
Eric Hardy: Nobody has quite the offense as Zelda does... so technical but so exotic at the same time....
Kelly Knite: She's just a show off... now come Zelda put her away!
{Desiree holds her head in pain after the kick as she lays in the center of the ring. Zelda grabs Des's legs and sticks her left leg through them, then flips her over into the TRIFORCE! Desiree screams out in pain as Zelda arches back.}
Eric Hardy: This could be it! Desiree is locked in, in the center of the ring!
Kelly Knite: Tap out you skank.
Trent Helms: I don't know... Desiree has so much fight in here... she'll black out before she'll tap out!
Eric Hardy: That's a good point Trent, she's so driven by hate that she'll likely never give up.
Kelly Knite: Then Zelda will break her damn back.
{Zelda screams for Desiree to tap as Taylor screams out in pain again. Maniac slaps the ring cheering Desiree on. Zelda is still burning with anger as she just wrenches back on Desiree. Desire grabs the mat and pulls herself forward she reaches out for the ropes and when the referee is coming around for a better position Maniac reaches in, grabs Desiree's arms and pulls her closer to the ropes where she grabs a hold. The referee comes around and sees, and tells Zelda to break her hold. Zelda looks out at Maniac who isn't even trying to act innocent, and gives him the evil eye.}
Kelly Knite: Damn that Maniac!
Eric Hardy: We said before the match started
Trent Helms: It looks like it's going to be two on one here...
{Desiree grabs the ropes and pulls her self back to her feet, Zelda stands back and waits before charging at her, Desiree lowers her shoulder and lifts catching Zelda and sending her up and over the rope but Zelda lands on her feet on the apron where she's ready to strike, Zelda pulls back looking for a springboard but Maniac grabs her by the ankle. He lets go and backs away as Zelda screams at him, but when Zelda turns back around Desiree hits the charging attack and sends Zelda flying off the apron and into the ring barriers throat across the top and her chest colliding into it as well. Zelda falls to the ground and holds her chest and neck with her arms crossed trying to breathe.}
Kelly Knite: Oh no... Zel....
Trent Helms: I think she might be hurt here...
Eric Hardy: It certainly doens't look good...
{Desiree and the referee both slide out of the ring, the ref goes to check on Zelda but he gets shoved out of the way by Desiree who grabs Zelda's head and forces her to stand up... which she can barely do at the moment. Desiree takes her and Irish whips Zelda hard into the steel ring steps, a loud crash rings across the arena. Desiree pulls Z up, scoops her, taking her up across her chest then drvies Zelda's spine against the steel ring post, Desiree doesn't let go and instead throws Zelda up and then drops her again, throat first across the ring barriers with the guilitine! Desiree holds out her arms laugh, almost mocking Zelda as she stands above her. The fans boo as Desiree cackles as Zelda just crumbles stilling holding her chest and thraot in pain. Desiree grabs Zelda and rips her up to her feet, she laughs as Zelda grimaces in pain. Desiree takes her and shoves her under the bottom rope and back into the ring.}
Kelly Knite: That bit...
Trent Helms: Watch it Kel, don't let your emotions get the best of you...
Kelly Knite: I just wish I could do something about this... Zelda doesn't look like she's in shape to continue this match....
Trent Helms: you could always throw in the towel....
Kelly Knite: No... Zelda can fight through this...
Eric Hardy: It's going to be tough.... Desiree is like a shark, she smells blood now, she knows Zelda is hurting.
{Desiree slides into the ring, she heads to the turnbuckles, the middle rope and turns around, she measures out Zelda who is laying on the mat in pain. Desiree leaps off and puts a diving leg drop across Zelda's throat. Desiree hooks a leg and covers Knite 1...2.. but Zelda puts an arm up. Desiree slaps the mat as she psychotically screams at the referee. She takes a handful of Zelda's hair and forces her back to her feet, Desiree whips Zelda hard into the corner, then charges her and blasts Zelda, almost taking her head off with the DUSK running corner clothesline, hitting the move so hard she goes through the ropes and to the apron. Zelda staggers out of the corner holding her head, Desiree pulls back on the top rope, Zelda is turning around and Desiree leaps up onto the top rope and leaps off with the DAWN.. but Zelda catches her and CONTRA CODE! Zelda throws an arm over Des's chest 1...2...3!}
Kelly Knite: YES YES YES!
Trent Helms: Wow, she actually did it.
Eric Hardy: You get used to that around here.
Kelly Knite: Boom, take that you pudgy goth chick.
{Zelda rolls over and pushes up to her knees holding her throat in pain. The referee points at her in victory as Desiree rolls over holding her forehead from the pain of Zelda's knee when Maniac slides into the ring.}
Eric Hardy: No dammit, stay away from her!
Kelly Knite: Zelda, turn around!
{Manaic smiles through the mask as Zelda tries to stand back to her feet, she turns around and Maniac's hand is around her throat. Zelda tries to break free but Maniac squeezes harder and Zelda falls back down to her knees as the fans suddenly erupt into cheers. Rob Diamond comes rushing to the ring, he slides in and Maniac lets go and slides out of the ring. Zelda falls limply to the mat and Rob checks on her as Maniac pulls Desiree out of the ring}
Kelly Kntie: That son of a bitch, what did he think he was doing?
Eric Hardy: And look at him smiling over choking the life out of Zelda here.
Trent Helms: Sounds kind of kinky, I bet she finds that erotic....
Kelly Knite: Shut up... as Rob is helping Zelda back to the back, why don't we just get to our next match shall we?
Eric Hardy: Well we've had some great matches so far, but with this match we're going to get right to some title matches.
Trent Helms: Starting with a match that you should love Kelly.
Kelly Knite: I'll love seeing Adam win his fifth tag team title belt, but I'll hate seeing DDK win his third.
Trent Helms: Sorta makes me wish it was me out there... the Knitemare on Helms Street....
NCW World Tag Team Title Match
Grudge Match
DDK and Adam Knite vs. StarHunter
It was DDK and Adam Knite assisting Hunt and Paul Star against the Rat Pack when they won the tag team titles, now after weeks of fighting... in part due to Knite and DDk attacking them after the mentioned title match, these two teams will square off with the belts on the line.
{The lights in the arena go out as the only glimmer of light is from the nCw-tron flashing the name of Adam Knite as "Faithless" by All That Remains begins to play. Adam steps out and the strobe lights begin flashing on and off as the fans begin to boo wildly. Adam makes his way to the ring as the lights come back on playing to the fans the entire way, he slides under the bottom rope and after playing to the crowd some more waits for the start of the match.}
Kelly Knite: And first out is the love of my life, Adam ‘The King’ Knite!
Eric Hardy: The King?
Trent Helms: It fits him… sorta.
{"Duality" by Slipknot hits the speakers as DDK emerges from the curtain with the NCW World title around his waist. GQ and Obsidian cautiously walk out behind him. He pounds his chest with his fists then raises his arms in the air making a diamond shape with his hands. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle and points to the crowd, spinning around to point at all of them, before raising his arms again making a diamond shape. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again, followed by shinning up his belt. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.}
Kelly Knite: And isn’t this the love of your life, Eric?
Eric Hardy: He’s only banged me once…
Trent Helms: Don’t lie, he bangs you nightly… nightly bangs… Knitely Bangs!!!
Kelly Knite: Oh god…
{A strange guitar riff plays through the PA for a couple of seconds, and as the drums and guitar intro of the song Ladies and Gentlemen kicks in, there's a big explosion as the whole entrance area lights up in pyro. After this happens, Paul Star steps out from behind the entrance curtain and is met by the cheers of the crowd. Paul stands at the top of the entrance ramp and salutes to the crowd. He then starts walking down to the ring while singing the lyrics to the song and giving crowd members high fives. Paul rolls into the ring and walks to the nearest corner. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both hands high in the air. The crowd cheers on as Paul gives his signature smile.}
Eric Hardy: Paul Star coming out alone? That’s a little strange.
Trent Helms: Maybe they had a fight before going to bed last night or something.
{The lights dull down until the arena is nearly black. An outline of a howling wolfs head then appears lit up in red on the ring surface. Warrior by Disturbed starts to blast out through the P.A. system. The camera zooms in on the titantron to view a video of Shane Hunt crippling his opponents with his patented Wolf Bomb finisher, and his newer Victimization finisher. The video then shows a close up of Shane howling at the moon. This is when a big explosion takes place with pyros shooting out from all over the ringside area. The arena lights go back to normal, and as the camera switches back to a view of the ring, Shane Hunt is now standing in the center of the ring surrounded by the still glowing outline of the howling wolf.}
Trent Helms: And here’s the second half of Skywalker.
Kelly Knite: StarHunter…
Trent Helms: …Skywalker
{The opening bell sounds as the referee motions for the match to begin. DDK and Paul Star get into the ring first. Paul points at DDK and Knite, and then points over to the time keeper’s table and points at the nCw Tag Team Championships. DDK just smirks and then charges at Star before he has time to react. Paul turns and it met with a hard clothesline, knocking him down in front of his partner. DDK then looks up at Shane and gives him a death stare, enough for Shane to jump off of the apron and back a few steps back. DDK then laughs and takes a few steps back from Paul.}
Eric Hardy: DDK seems oddly confident here.
Kelly Knite: Well of course, look who he’s teaming with.
Trent Helms: Jeez, Kelly… why not just suc… nevermind
{DDK lowers himself a bit to get ready for Paul. As soon as Paul gets to his feet, he quickly turns around and lands a solid right hand right to the jaw of DDK. DDK falls backwards for a second, and returns with a right hand of his own. Paul swings again and makes contact. DDK then looks down at his fists, and decides to swing with both hands. Both make contact, knocking down DDK. But, the punches knock DDK off balance and falls onto the ropes for a second. DDK then looks up and Shane Hunt hits him with his own clothesline. DDK hits the mat hard as the ref gets in his face about hitting the legal man.}
Trent Helms: Wow, I didn’t expect Skywalker to use underhanded tactics.
Kelly Knite: StarHunter…
Trent Helms: …StarKiller…
Eric Hardy: Close enough
{DDK knocks the cobwebs out of his head and quickly stands up. Shane then tags in and Paul exits the ring as Shane gets in. Shane then charges DDK, knocking him down with a huge shoulder block. Shane then picks up DDK and Irish whips him with some velocity towards the center ropes. Before DDK hits the ropes, Knite dives over and tags himself in as DDK flies over the top rope. Adam then gets into the ring and stares over at Shane.}
Kelly Knite: It looks like the big boys are finally getting into this match!
Trent Helms: It’s the other half of Knitely Bangs!!
{Adam looks at Shane and then charges him and nails a huge big boot before Hunt can move out of the way. Shane gets up quickly though, and kicks out Adam’s knee. Knite falls to one leg as Hunt rears back his knee. He then brings it forward and hits it hard into Adam’s chest. Knite holds his arms up to his chest as Shane goes back for another. This time, as she swings forward, Adam grabs it and pushes Shane to the side. Adam then quickly gets up and just smiles. Shane looks up for a second and runs straight into a Perfect Dark from Adam. The crowd cheers loudly. But, the momentum from the kick knocks Shane back into his corner and Paul Star tags himself in.}
Trent Helms: Holy Helms, that was a solid kick from Adam.
Kelly Knite: Yeah it was. Finish him!!
Eric Hardy: Calm down there, Kelly…
Kelly Knite: You would be saying the same thing if your husband was in there.
{Adam looks at the much smaller Paul Star and just smirks. Adam then charges at Star, who nimbly ducks under Adam’s clothesline. Adam turns around is met with a hard kick to his stomach from Paul. Paul then jumps up for a dropkick, but Adam sidesteps it. But, Shane then takes another cheap shot and hits Adam in the back. He stumbles forward as Paul Star dropkicks him in the back. Adam falls forward and throws out his hand. DDK’s hand is ready and hits Adam’s as he falls to the mat. DDK then climbs the turnbuckle as Paul star inches closer. DDK then leaps from the turn buckle and hits a Flying BANG!! Paul falls to a heap on the ground as DDK gets on top and hooks the leg. Shane tries to get into the ring and make the save, but Adam picks him up and nails the Silent Knite on him. The ref then gets down to count. ONE… TWO… THREE!!!}
Amber Ashe: And here are your winners… and the NEW nCw Tag Team Champions… Adam Knite and DDK, DDKnite!
Trent Helms: KNITELY BANGS, DAMMIT!
Kelly Knite: What an impressive win by my baby… and DDK!
Eric Hardy: That was a sickening Bang.
Kelly Knite: They all are, my lad.
We cut away from the intense Meta action to go backstage into Steve Awesome’s locker room. He was dressed in his ring gear and sitting on a chair silently adjusting one of his kick pads. It was crunch time, in less then an hour he would be facing Andrew Jacobsen in a match that was sure to be brutal and violent. He needed to make sure he was ready to do what needed to be done to make sure he walks out of his home town as the winner. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Steve Awesome: No questions! I’m busy!
He yelled. He didn’t care who was on the other side of it, all he cared about was making sure he was focused on his match later tonight. But then, another knock.
Steve Awesome: I said Go Away!
Awesome switched to the other boot and started adjusting that kick pad when yet another knock rapped on the door. This one louder then all the others. Steve cursed under his breath and arose from the chair in frustration.
Steve Awesome: “This had better be good.”
But before Steve could even get half way to the door , it swings open and slams against the wall almost ripping off the hinges. Awesome freezes in his tracks when he spots the mammoth monster, Homeless Harold staring back at him through the mask with Steve’s own hair fastened to it.
Steve Awesome: What in the hell?
Harold comes stomping into the room. With two steps of his long legs he was already in the face of the blast of class.
Homeless Harold: I apologize deeply about the door, but the message I have is very important.
Awesome smirks.
Steve Awesome: What’s that? Superbowl party at your box on the corner?
Harold grins from underneath his mask.
Homeless Harold: “Go ahead Steven, make your little jokes. Because after I’m done destroying Rob Diamond……I’m coming after you…..and this time I plan on finishing what I started years ago.”
Steve Awesome: Look tough guy…..I dig the whole dark and ominous thing you got going on here….but I’m really not in the mood. So if you want to do this thing….how about you finish me right here and now?”
Harold just chuckles.
Homeless Harold: In due time Steven, first I decimate Rob Diamond…..and then I finally beat the lesson I tried to teach you into your thick skull.”
The homeless one laughs a dark and twisted laugh as he walks through the door. Awesome walks up to the door and yells after the monster.
Steve Awesome: Yeah…well…..You’re paying for this door!”
He turns and walks back into his locker room but stops.
Steve Awesome: Wait….homeless people don’t have money….
We cut back to ringside.
{The start of "Switchback" by celldweller comes over the PA, the lights dim down as strobe lights follow the first few seconds before the guitar riff explodes.}
"(Switch back)
(Switch back)
(Switch back)
(Switch back)
I've made a choice that I regret
Now, what I see is what I get
(It's too late to look back)
(I've got no way to switch back)
It's too late to look back, ain't
Okay, I got no way to (switch back)"
{"The American Nightmare" Alex Jones emerges in street clothes Shelly Jones his wife and manager makes her way down with him, Alex leaps up onto the ring apron and climbs between the ropes holding a black bag}
"Switch back)
(Switch back)
Wait, how can it be too
Late? 'Cause I don't want to
Play with such a price to
Pay
It's too late to look back (too)
Late to) Ain't
Okay, I got no way to (switch back)"
{Alex grabs a mic and walks around the ring with Shelly standing in the center. The music dies down as Alex smirks in his usual arrogant way towards the screaming sea of fans.}
Alex Jones: I do beleive the people of Detroit have missed me....
{The fans again go nuts as Alex smiles wider handing the black bag to Shelly}
Trent Helms: That was cheap...
Erix Hardy: SHHH I want to hear this....
Kelly Knite: What's in the black bag?
{Alex walks around the ring and turns to see Kelly Knite he walks over to the ropes and leans his arms on the ropes staring right at the announcers}
Alex Jones: Kelly Knite. Last week I returned and made my intentions known and while I thought it was a great move for me I never would have guessed that my biggest praise was to come from you on your Knitelife column."
Alex lowers the mic and turns his head looking at the fans.}
Alex Jones: Do you guys read Knitelife?
{A cheer and a "Knitelife rocks" chant.}
Alex Jones: Now the reason why I came out and made it clear what I wanted and what was going to happen is simple. If you stand aeround in NCW and act respectful and bide your time you get nothing. You earn something that you are never given. So I saw that the only way I was going to get what I want was to come out here and make a statement so grand and outlandish that whoever the champion is after tonight is going to have no choice but to face me....
Eric Hardy: I think he succeded in that
Alex Jones: You see I have now publically come out and claimed that I am the best in this company. Now the best in this company should be the worlde champion. So if Falcon and Charlie will be any type of champion then they will defend the title against me. I don't honestly care which one of them it is.
{Alex pauses and walks back into the center of the ring.}
Alex Jones: You may think that it's arrogant of me to say that but the truth is one of these guys can't win without two other guys and a little mgirl behind him and the other one seems to think that he can screw with his friends heads to get what he wants. The truth of the matter is simple though I am the uncrowned world champion and untill one of those men and I use that term very loosely defends the world title agianst me I don't see how either of them can be called champion....and as I said I don't care who it is..whether it's the guy who thinks he's the head of some kind of criminal organisation or it's the guy who paints his face up like a kabuki hooker from hell....either one the ending will be the same them on their back me holding the title......
{Alex stands back and takes the bag from Shelly, he opens it up and pulls out a gold belt, his old NCW "Real world" title}
Alex Jones: I know some of you remember what this is. This is the NCW "real world" title. Now this belt is the real world title and will be defended as such untill the "champion" decides to unify their ill gotten fake title with this one.....and untill then I will represent this company as the champion and defend against any worthy challenger......all hail the champ...
{Alex throws the mic and the bag down holding up the title}
Kelly Knite: The "real world" title?
Eric Hardy: It seems like Alex's plan to force the winner of tonights main event into a match is starting to heat up...and Seems like Homeless Harold has found himself a new target.
Kelly Knite: That’s if Steve even makes it past Jacobsen tonight.
Trent Helms: Or if he makes it past myself on Collision next week. You might as well get in line Harold.
SEGMENT
AWESOME/HAROLD
Finishing...
NCW X Championship Match
Grudge Match
Rob Diamond vs. Homeless Harold*
Rob Diamond won a shot at the X Title last week, but this match goes far deeper than that... Harold is partnered with Maniac, Rob's brother who he's been in a bloody feud with and might just be Rob's girlfriend's father.
{Rob Diamond immediately runs at Harold, he nails a running dropkick that sends Harold back a few steps, he stands runs at him again clotheslining the big man back towards the ropes and Harold staggers back, Rob comes at him again with a Lou Thesz press and Harold catches him over the shoulder but Rob anticipates this and reaches under the mask of Harold, right in through the eye holes and rakes the eyes. Harold reaches up to his face where he starts pawing in front of him, he shoves Rob Diamond, gracing his body yet sending him into the corner, he follows where he felt but Rob Diamond hops onto the second rope and jumps off nailing a dropkick to the knee, Harold drops to one knee and the crowd reaches a fevered pitch}
Eric Hardy: What an amazing move!
Kelly Knite: Harold is going down!
Trent Helms: How exciting.
{Rob Diamond backs against the ropes and runs towards Harold nailing a yakuza kick to the head, Harold leans over but doesn’t hit the mat. Rob Diamond turns sprinting towards the ropes and nails a shining wizard knee strike, but Harold once again refuses to his the mat. Rob grabs his head and throws his body backwards but Harold stands up, Rob is trapped over his shoulder, but Rob wriggles free sliding down his back, he flips Harold over in a sunset flip and gets a two count, Harold stands and immediately throws the Widowmaker right hand that Diamond ducks under, Harold spins around and Rob dropkicks him in the back, sending him to the ropes, Harold stops, leaning out of the ring but Rob comes from behind nailing a clothesline to the back of Harold, knocking him over the top rope. Harold gets his hand on the apron and lands on his feet outside of the ring}
Eric Hardy: Rob Diamond getting off to a fast start with Harold.
Kelly Knite: He has something to fight for.
{Harold turns and Rob slingshots himself over the top rope. Harold catches him in a bodyslam position and swings him to the side, underhooking his neck before bringing him crashing down into the corner of the ring back first. There was an amazing amount of momentum that had built up and Rob folds in half. Harold stays on one knee as Rob holds his back.}
Eric Hardy: Every move he hits has great impact.
Trent Helms: He hits like a mac truck.
{Harold slowly stands, grabbing a hold of Diamond by the head he lifts him up and throws him through the second and third ropes, Rob thuds into the ring as Harold slowly lumbers under the bottom rope. When he enters the ring, he grabs Diamond from around the face and shoves him into the ropes, when Diamond bounces back he stands there hitting a clothesline that nearly takes his head off, Diamond hits the mat hard and Harold falls on top of him covering. Rob power out after a two count. Harold, stands back up without emotion lifting Rob into the ropes, he sends Rob into the corner, but Rob rushes back out after hitting the corner. He grabs Harold around the waist and looks to hit a belly to belly suplex but Harold squeezes Rob, sucking the life out of him}
Trent Helms: Those are some big arms wrapped around Diamond.
Eric Hardy: Harold’s strength has been said to be stuff of legend…
Kelly Knite: I can’t imagine that disgusting pile wrapping his arms around me.
{Rob Diamond is struggling in that massive bearhug, Harold lifts Rob up off the ground and you see his hands fully locked around the lower back of Rob. Rob attempts to push Harold’s face away but Harold just headbutts Rob in the head, Rob’s eyes go blank for a second before he regains his composure. He tries to squeeze his arms down in between the arms but he can’t get through the incredibly tight grip of Harold. Rob not giving in tries to reach for Harold’s eyes again but Harold buries his face in Rob’s shoulder. Rob looks like he is about to give in when he reaches out and claps his hands around the ears of Harold. Harold staggers but does not let go, Rob does it again and Harold drops Rob who lands on his feet grabs Harold in a clinch then drops to his knees hitting a jawbreaker, Harold bounces back and Rob hits the fist of democracy spinning backfist, Rob’s hand connects with force and Harold staggers. Rob looks at the ref, pointing at Maniac, the ref turns and Rob hits The Ball Breaker… Suffice it to say, Harold falls to the mat.}
Trent Helms: Uhhh… What a technical move by Diamond.
Eric Hardy: That is certainly a tide changing move.
Kelly Knite: At least we won’t have to worry about little Harold babies running around.
{Harold gets to his knees but Rob Diamond rushes up and underhooks both arms, nailing a double underhook DDT. He covers Harold getting a two count. He stands up and grabs hold of Harold backing him into the corner. He nails two big right hands, another spinning backfist then two kicks to the stomach. He gets on the ropes and nails Harold ten times in the head with right hands before sliding down, and hitting Harold with a bulldog, he covers and once again gets a two count.}
Trent Helms: Diamond has really dominated this match.
Eric Hardy: This Harold is less offensive then the last but he can take an ass kicking.
{Rob stands up, and lifts Harold up. He sends Harold into the ropes and runs against the other ropes. He rushes at Harold but Harold just lowers his head ramming through Rob Diamond with the battering ram. He falls backward and Maniac, who has been quiet at ringside grabs ahold of the top rope pulling it down, Rob spills to the floor and Harold starts to distract the ref.}
Trent Helms - I call shenanigans…
Kelly Knite: This could get bad…
Eric Hardy: The ref needs to get in control.
{Maniac on the outside of the ring grabs a hold of Rob’s head and wraps his arm around the throat, he is simply choking out Diamond, Harold continues to distract the ref while Maniac lets go of the throat and throws Diamond headfirst into the corner post, Diamond is busted wide open. Maniac grabs Rob by the throat and starts to choke him out when suddenly a boot hits Maniac in the face, Steve Awesome just superkicked Maniac’s face clean off}
Trent Helms: Oh boy, robo-douchebag here for the save.
Kelly Knite: And none too soon.
Eric Hardy: Did you just say robo-douchebag?
{Steve Awesome and Maniac start brawling on the outside and the two men start working up the entranceway. Harold notices and goes to the outside to take advantage of Rob. He gets to the outside and throws Rob under the bottom rope. He goes back into the ring and grabs Rob from around the throat, he lifts him into the air and chokeslams him in the center of the ring, Rob bounces off the mat and Harold covers, he gets a 2 count but Rob, face covered in a mask of red is able to kick out. Harold stands up and grabs a hold of Rob, he sets Diamond in the corner and starts to nail big knees to the stomach of Rob, who is breathing heavy. He turns his body and swings his hip, his fist following. He tries to hit the Widowmaker again but Rob ducks again and Harold punches the top turnbuckle. Rob stands grabbing Harold’s hand, he rams it on the turnbuckle, holding in there with one hand he kicks the wrist. Harold recoils, his hand in great pain.}
Eric Hardy: He is going to take away the right hand.
Kelly Knite: If Rob didn’t have to worry about the widowmaker, then I think he would be able to open up.
{Rob grabs Harold’s hand and pulls the thumb and pinky, snapping them in opposite directions, Harold is in obvious pain. Rob Diamond then DDT’s Harold and gets a two count. Rob pulls Harold up, only to be kicked in the groinal region with an evening the odds boot. Rob Diamond Drops to the ground and Harold starts to choke him with his boot, getting to four before the ref breaks him up.}
Eric Hardy: This is insane…
{Harold stands and grabs Rob Diamond over his shoulder, he runs, throwing him into the top turnbuckle with the Homeless Harpoon, he covers but only gets a two count. Rob’s face is a mask of blood. Harold picks Rob up a second time and once again tosses him across the ring, spiking him into the top turnbuckle. He covers and once again gets only a two count.}
Kelly Knite: He won’t give up on Zelda…
{Harold looking pissed picks Rob over his shoulder again, about to plant him but then over the loud speaker we here the word “I WANNA ROCK.” From the back Gib starts to run to the ring. He jumps up on the apron and Harold is waiting with a right hand, dropping him to the ground, Harold turns around and standing there is Rob who hits the Diamond Cutter! The fans start to boo though as Maniac has ran out and rips Gib off the apron, then whips him into the steel ring steps the referee hits 1...2... but Maniac manages to reach into the ring in time and grabs the ref by the ankle before pulling him out!}
Kelly Knite: What in the hell!? That's Maniac getting involved with two matches now, after Gib came down to make the save!
Trent Helms: Rob doesn't look happy about this!
Trent Helms: What do you expect.... he might have had this there but Maniac destroyed that chance.
{Rob gets up as the referee is screaming at Maniac about what he did. Rob has fire in his eyes as Maniac makes a motion of putting both his hands around his neck pretending to choke himself, obviously referring to his actions towards Zelda earlier in the night.}
Kelly Knite: Look at him just mocking Rob now...
Eric Hardy: Disgusting that he's taking pride in choking Rob's girlfriend....
{Rob has seen enough, he takes off running and dives through the ropes and hits a suicide dive on Maniac... and accidently catches the referee in the process!}
Trent Helms: Ha! You see that!?
Kelly Knite: Great Job Rob!
{Rob mounts Maniac and begins throwing haymakers left and right as he attacks his brother. After several hits Rob stands up and screams out at him. The fans cheer Rob on, but then suddenly gasp as Harold blasts him from behind with a steel chair!}
Eric Hardy: NO! Dammit!
Kelly Knite: That SOB.
{Harold throws the chair down and slings Rob back into the ring, followed by the referee. Harold winds up that WIDOWMAKER one more time, he waits as Rob tries to get back to his feet when suddenly the crowd reluctantly cheers? Here comes Steve Awesome?!}
Trent Helms: What is STD boy doing here!?
Kelly Kntie: He's going after Harold!?
Eric Hardy: Is anybody else going to get involved in this match?!
Kelly Knite: Zelda hasn't been out here yet...
Trent Helms: Yeah, because she has a crushed trachea at the moment.
{Steve slides in and Harold changes his course and goes for the Widowmaker instead on Steve, but Steve ducks it! Harold turns around and JAWBREAKER superkick! Harold staggers back into the ropes he comes back just as Rob is standing back to his feet... DIAMOND CUTTER a second Diamond cutter! Rob flips Harold over and covers, the referee crawls into position and 1...2...3!}
Kelly Knite: OMG!!! We have a new X Champion!
Trent Helms: Steve just gave Rob Diamond the X Championship!
Eric Hardy: Rob Diamond overcomes and wins this belt!
{Gib slides into the ring as Awesome is heading back up the ramp. Rob holds up his arm with the title in his hand and Gib holds up his other arm in victory before they both start heading to the back to the cheers of the fans.}
Kelly Knite: I can't believe what we've sene here, I wow.... Rob Diamond walks away with the X Championship either way... but wow...
Eric Hardy: Well kelly we really should keep moving, we still have more title matches and namely another World title match coming up next.
Trent Helms: It's a women's title match... like that counts as a world title....
Kelly Knite: Don't make me smack you...
Trent Helms: Why? It's not like you've ever won it.
Kelly Knite: Oh.. you're just begging to take Willy's place now.
NCW Women's World Title Match
Singles Match
Crystal Hilton vs. Trish Newborn*
Crystal Hilton has worked her way up the NCW's women's ladder and will get her shot at Trish Newborn who has a tight grip on that Women's title right now, can Crystal loosen it and take home the NCW gold?
Amber Ashe: This following contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the Women’s Championship of the World!
{ “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco blares through the PA for a mixed reaction from the audience. Spotlights illuminate the top of the entrance aisle as Crystal Hilton comes out of the entrance gate, to the delight of the photographers.
Amber Ashe: Introducing the challenger... At her HOMETOWN of Detroit, Michigan... CRYSTAL HILTON!
{ Crystal walks down the entrance aisle waving nonchalantly for the crowd before stretching her legs to enter the ring with a leg split. She doesn’t show off much, as she just wants to get her hands on the champion, that comes up as soon as “King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps hits the sound system and the arena is flooded with boos. Trish Newborn comes out of the entrance gate showing off her title belt, ignoring completely the rough reaction from the audience.
Amber Ashe: And her opponent, from San Diego, California... She is the reigning and defending NCW Women’s Champion... TRISH NEWBORN!
{ Trish struts down the aisle and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, showing off a little more, waving the championship belt on Crystal’s face before handing it over to the referee, that exhibits it, removes it from the ring and starts the match.The match starts and the both women circle one another in their fighting instances for some time, until Crystal starts talking smack at Trish. The two amazons then proceed to a faceoff, both of them proclaiming a lot of trash at one another, until Crystal seems to be sick of it and SLAPS Trish across the face! Trish looks down at a cocky and smiling Crystal just to smack her across the face in return, making the ebony wrestler stagger sideways and fall on her butt, still dazed. Trish then runs for the nearby ropes and springboards herself into Crystal, going for the Air Trish... Miss! Crystal is awaken enough to lay down to the mat before her head is kicked off of her head. Crystal kippups back to her feet and spears herself into Trish, as both engage in a cat fight!}
{ The cat fight ultimately leads both women to outside of the ring, with Trish getting the worst of the bump as she falls on her back. Crystal gets up, shakes her head and lifts Trish back to her feet, whipping her into the crowd barricade. With a dirty grin, Crystal lifts Trish back to her feet and talks a little more trash inside her ear before whipping her to the steel steps... Trish reverts the whip and Crystal hits the steel steps instead! As Hilton’s body falls limp to the mat, Trish rolls into the ring just to break the count-out before rolling out again, grabbing Crystal by the head and bringing her to an upright position, throwing her into the ring. Trish shakes her head and takes a second breath before jumping back to the ring... But unbeknownst to her, Crystal is already getting up! Crystal kicks Trish back to the ringside with a baseball slide, not allowing the defending champion to have the momentum of the match.Crystal exits the ring and throws Trish inside the square before rolling back in. She then covers...}
ONE!
TW—
Kelly Knite: That won't keep Trish down.
Eric Hardy: Yeah, Crystal is just getting a feel for Crystal here early on, trying to see what Trish has early.
Trent Helms: Good idea to make her waste some energy early.
{ Trish kicks out with authority. Crystal gets up to her feet and lifts Trish along with her. She then corners the champion against the turnbuckle and starts slamming Trish against the post by yanking her hair and then pushing her hard. She does that one, two, three, four times until the referee drags her away from the Californian wrestler. Crystal lifts her hands in an “I’m innocent” motion before diving into Trish again with a dropkick to the chest, squeezing the champion between herself and the metal post. Trish staggers forward and ultimately falls to the mat, completely out of air. Crystal then goes high town as she measures Trish from the top rope. Patricia seems to be completely offline as Crystal lunges into her with a frog splash, landing perfectly into Trish’s knees! As Crystal squirms and struggles with the bad bump, Trish rolls over Crystal for a pinfall.}
ONE!
TWO!
NO!!! Crystal kicks out.
Eric Hardy: And here is Crystal kicking out.
Kelly Knite: That frog splash miss could have been the end of this.
Trent Helms: yeah, when you go high risk you better be in shape ot kick out if things go wrong.
{ Trish gets up to her feet with difficulty as Crystal holds her stomach, in a fetal position, her knees and head touching the mat. The Technical wrestler notices an opening in Crystal’s guard like this and then applies a guillotine chokehold to the contender, holding it tightly. Crystal struggles against the hold, and manages to harness strength enough to lift Trish onto her shoulders and gets up, quickly slamming Trish into her back against the mat. Both women are now laid out on the mat as the referee has no choice but to start counting the both of them out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Kelly Knite: Are they both going to get counted down here?
Trent Helms: No, they're starting to move now.
Eric Hardy: That's good, hate to see this match end like this.
{ Crystal is the first one to get up. Trish is almost to her feet as well, but the Rose Goddess isn’t going to wait for it as she approaches Trish and delivers a big kick to her stomach, making the Californian spin in the air and land on her back again, as she clutches at her stomach. As Crystal feels she’s got the upper hand, she decides to... Climb the turnbuckle and show off for the crowd. Definitely not the smartest decision, as when the Rose Goddess is back to the mat, Trish is already on her feet. Trish kicks Crystal on the stomach to double her over, and then locks her head for a DDT... Crystal pushes Trish away before she can plant her into the mat and then spins in the air for the Lights Out Kick! And she MISSES as Trish ducks underneath Crystal’s leg, quickly pulling the other one and making Hilton fall on her butt yet again, this time hooking her heel for another submission hold! Trish applies as much pressure as she can on Crystal’s heel, as the contender struggles against the hold, crawling her way to the ropes... And the does! As Crystal grabs the closest bottom rope, the referee warns Newborn to break the hold before counting her out.}
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Kelly Knite: Newborn takes every second of the count here.
Trent Helms: I like it, push everything to the limit.
Eric Hardy: She's allowed five seconds, so it's all in her rights.
{ Only then Trish breaks the hold, getting up and waving the ref off. As Crystal is slowly rolling back to the center of the ring, Trish wants to offend a little more... But she wasn’t expecting Crystal to execute a drop toe hold to her, making the champion drape on the middle rope, much like in the 619 position! Crystal then gets up, catches her second wind and runs for the opposite set of ropes, splashing into Trish as she comes back with a crossbody. Crystal quickly rolls and gets up as Trish staggers backwards with the attack. Crystal then spins Trish and brings her to the mat with a snapmare. Trish falls seated, and then Crystal finishes up with a kick to the side of the head. After that, a pinfall.
ONE!
TWO!
THR— NO!
Trent Helms: Nice kick!
Kelly Knite: Felt that from over here...
{ Trish powers out of the pin again, as frustration builds on Crystal’s face. She gets up to her feet using the ropes as leverage before lifting Trish back to her feet again. This time, though, the defending champion lariats Crystal back to the mat in what builds up to be a huge comeback! Crystal kippups back to her feet only to be sent down again by another running lariat. Crystal gets up again, but this time, Trish comes with a most fierce offense as she bounces on the ropes and brings Crystal down to the mat with a big shoulder tackle, draping over the ropes at the other side with an evil smirk as she breathes hard. Smartly, though, Crystal rolls out of the ring to void an easy pin for the champion.Trish turns to pin the contender but she’s apparently ran away. The champion sneers and searches for Crystal in the outside, only to realize the contender is getting to her fee with the help of the steel steps. Trish then starts rolling out of the ring... Crystal realizes that and welcomes Trish to the ringside with a big boot to the side of the head, falling limp to the tatami immediately afterwards. It takes Crystal a little while to get up, but once she does, she rolls back into the ring and drags Trish to the center of the mat, preparing for the Withering Rose submission maneuver.}
Kelly Knite: Withering rose here! It could be over!
Eric Hardy: She gets this locked in and it's over.
Trent Helms: Oh but Newborn isn't going to let that happen.
{ Trish makes use of all of her athleticism to roll under Crystal’s legs and break the hold. Hilton is quick, though, to slingshot Trish into the ropes to get rid of any offense. Major error, as Trish goes straight into the ropes, rebounds back, and nails Crystal’s temple with her trademark aerial roundhouse kick! Trish lands on her knees with an evil smirk before getting up, bringing Crystal to her feet along with her. Trish then kicks Crystal’s stomach to double her over, and drags one of her arms, using it for support for her arm so she can nail Crystal with the deadly Californian Kiss! Trish then covers for the pinfall, already smiling.}
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
Amber Ashe: Here’s your winner... And STILL NCW’s Women’s Champion of the World... TRISH NEWBORN!!!
Kelly Knite: What a match between these two!
Eric Hardy: Trish Newborn retains in a match that very well could of went either way!
Trent Helms: It was indeed better than I thought it'd be... these two women gave it their all.
Kelly Knite: It was a great one but we have to keep pushing forward as some even better matches are lined up here.
Eric Hardy: Next up, Venom defends the National title against a resurgent Jack Manson.
Kelly Knite: Bout frickin time, he "resurged".
Eric Hardy: Would've been easier if someone hadn't held him down and ruined his comeback.
Kelly Knite: Pfft.
Trent Helms: I second that pfft.
Eric Hardy: You would.
Trent Helms: I just did.
NCW National Title Match
Singles Match
Jack Manson vs. Venom*
Last week Jack Manson has to go through Ricky Johnson and Joe Everyman to earn this shot, the original National champion gets a crack a the Young Gun who want's nothing more than to hold a firm grasp on that belt.
Eric Hardy: Next up, Venom defends the National title against a resurgent Jack Manson.
Kelly Knite: Bout frickin time, he "resurged".
Eric Hardy: Would've been easier if someone hadn't held him down and ruined his comeback.
Kelly Knite: Pfft.
Trent Helms: I second that pfft.
Eric Hardy: You would.
Trent Helms: I just did.
Header
{The lights in the arena dim as Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song" plays over the arena's PA system. Red lights flicker on and off as a dark figure walks out slowly onto the top of the ramp. The tron shows images of Manson's nCw career, including his two reigns as National champion.}
"But I'm not a slave, to a god, that doesn't exist"
{Manson slowly walks down the ramp, taking in the adoration of his fans. The lights are still off and only the red flashing and flickering of the light system are visible.}
"But I'm not a slave, to a world, that doesn't give a ****"
{He climbs onto the ring apron, turns round and raises his arms out.}
"FIGHT"
"FIGHT"
"FIGHT"
"FIGHT"
"FIGHT"
{With each fight a red fire work shoots up from the ring posts into the air. Manson climbs under the middle rope and jogs slowly around the ring before taking oss his coat. He climbs a turnbuckle and looks around the arena, before jumping down.}
Eric Hardy: Manson fought through Ricky Johnson and Joe Everyman to be here, you know he's going to bring it.
Kelly Knite: Oh it's already been broughten.
Trent Helms: Kelly channeling her inner cheerleader.
{The lights dim as "Swagger Like Us" begins to play. The NCW Tron lights up with the name 'Venom' and black spiders begin to fill the screen until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen. As the Chorus hits Green laser lights flicker on the stage as the hooded Venom walks out onto the stage. He looks from left to right at the screaming fans ready for the next match and then ascends down the ramp. He stops halfway down and drops to one knee and spreads his arms as Pyro's blast up on the stage behind him. As the last pyro blasts he runs and slides into the ring and stands up in the center and rips off the hood and spins around in the center of the ring as the music dies down.}
Eric Hardy: There's the National champ, time to see if the Young Guns can retain tonight.
Kelly Knite: Say what you want, they are good at what they do.
Trent Helms: Silly primates, but I'll admit they may or may not have some skill.
{Jack tries to lock up with Venom, but Venom just hauls off and lets him have it with a right hand, then a knifeedge chop with the left, another punch, another chop.. Jack stumbles back, caught unaware by the sudden onslaught until he's against the ropes. Venom nails a kick to the to the gut, then snaps off a quick vertical suplex. Venom follows that with a standing senton, then hits the opposite ropes and springs off for diving bodysplash. Venom goes for a quick pin, but Jack kicks out before even a 1.}
Eric Hardy: Venom is not relenting a bit, he's giving Jack all the anger he can muster.
Kelly Knite: Jack seems a bit put off by the sudden rush of offense.
Trent Helms: Venom isn't exactly an easy man to prepare for.
{Venom steps through the ropes and waits. Jack slowly gets to his feet as Venom springboards in for a diving clothesline but Jack rolls underneath it. Venom is quickly back around, only to be taken down by an armdrag. Venom gets back up, and gets taken down by a second armdrag. Venom to one knee this time, prompting Jack to nail an enziguri to the side of his head. Venom stays for a second in a daze, then falls to the canvas.}
Eric Hardy: If anyone says anything about it, it's that Jack can give as good as he gets.
Trent Helms: Like it takes any skill to just kick someone in the head.
Eric Hardy: Point taken.
{Jack steps back, then darts forward and leaps high to drop a leg across the throat of Venom. He hooks the leg for the pin, but likewise Venom kicks out before a 1 is counted. Jack starts to pick Venom up, but Venom counters with right hands to the midsection. Venom follows with a sitout jawbreaker, causing Jack to stumble back towards the ropes. Venom charges, but Jack falls down, pulling the top rope down with him and V takes a hard spill to the outside floor.}
Eric Hardy: Not sure if that was ring awareness, or blind luck.
Kelly Knite: Either way, that can't have felt good.
Trent Helms: Awww.. would the wittle boy like pillows outside the ring? It's a wrestling match, deal with it.
Eric Hardy: Words of wisdom from the martian.
{Jack waits for Venom to get to his feet, vaulting over the top rope and coming down, nailing Venom with a Spike DDT on the floor outside the ring. Jack is on his feet, as Venom pulls himself up, sitting with his back against the ring. Jack with a short running start steps off the ring steps and leaps through the air, aiming a dropkick at the prone Venom, but V rolls away and Jack lands hard at ringside. Jack gets to his feet, and Venom grabs him from behind, hauling him over for a release German suplex. Manson lands hard on the ring steps with a sickening impact.}
Eric Hardy: Holy crap, Manson just might be seriously hurt after that.
Trent Helms: Oh fine, we'll just replace the stairs with marshmellows then.
Kelly Knite: Are you ever going to just be happy Trent?
Trent Helms: No way, this is too much fun.
{Venom helps Jack to his feet, and throws him into the ring under the bottom rope. Jack is starting to get his feet under him, when Venom slingshots himself over the top rope and comes down hard, a leg drop driving Jacks face into the mat. Venom rolls him over for the cover. 1...2... Kickout at 2. Venom picks Jack up to his feet, but Manson suddenly comes to life, nailing right hand after right hand. Then suddenly he's in the air, nailing a lightning fast enziguri to the side of V's head. But after that, neither man moves.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Manson expended vital energy to buy himself time to recover.
Trent Helms: Maybe we should include time outs.
Kelly Knite: Next you'll be saying go gingerly like they did at the Pro Bowl.
{Manson is first to his feet, but it's a struggle. He sets and waits for Venom. V gets to his knees, and Jack aims a knockout roundhouse kick to the temple, but Venom ducks under it. Jack is off balance, and Venom nails him with a kick, setting him up for a Casualty of Society inverted facebuster, nailing it and rolling him over for the pinfall. 1....2... MANSON KICKED OUT AT 2!!}
Eric Hardy: That move has ended a lot of matches, but Jack Manson lives to fight on.
Kelly Knite: Venom can't be happy about that one.
Trent Helms: I wish I could say I had that problem.
Kelly Knite: You do not.
Trent Helms: You're right, I don't.
{Venom slaps the mat, and angrily hauls Manson to his feet. He aims a kick again, to set up another, but Manson catches the leg. He throws it aside, spinning Venom around, and grabs him midspin to plant him face first into the canvas with a Concussion Impaler! Manson slowly pulls Venom onto his back, and hooks the leg. 1....2...VENOM KICKS OUT!}
Eric Hardy: Now it's Venom's turn to dig deep and keep this match going.
Kelly Knite: And keep that title in his grasp just a little longer.
{Both men slowly to their feet, Manson gets the first right hand in, establishing control. He whips Venom across the ring. Venom springs off the second rope, leaping up and over Manson, grabbing him for a reverse DDT, but Manson nails an elbow to stop the move. Jack spins around, grabbing Venom for a northern lights suplex, but Venom stops him hard with a knee to the gut. He lifts Jack for a second Casualty of Society, but before he gets him up, Manson drops it into an inside cradle pinfall. Both men are a tangled mess, and the ref counts. 1....2...3!!!}
Eric Hardy: Manson has done it! He's won the National title in an epic match!
Trent Helms: And he did it without pads, or time outs.. yippie..
{But the referee hands the title to Venom instead. Jack looks confused as hell, Venom just celebrates.}
Eric Hardy: I guess Venom reversed the roll up?
Kelly Knite: Crafty ring skills that one has.
Trent Helms: Ok Yoda.. someone's spent too much time with Zelda.
Amber Ashe: The result of this match is a double pinfall, resulting in... a DRAW!
{Jack slaps the mat, frustrated. Venom just celebrates with the title, walking up the ramp, mouthing that it doesn't matter. He's still the National Champion.}
Eric Hardy: Well, this is a strange turn of events. Regardless, this match ends in a draw.
Kelly Knite: Maybe we'll get a repeat next month?
Eric Hardy: Very possible Kelly...
Who's Your Daddy? Match
Grudge Match
Steve Awesome vs. Andrew Jacobsen
It's the match invented souly for a purpose such as this, Awesome and Jacobsen come down to a "Who's Your Daddy?" match to finally settle this brutal feud that started with Steve sleeping with Jacobsen's mom. The loser won't have to "quit" the loser will have to admit that their opponent is the better man, or their "daddy".
Eric Hardy: Alright folks, this next match is one of the nights more anticipated match ups. Steve Awesome takes on Andrew Jacobsen in a “Who’s Your Daddy?” match.
Kelly Knite: The rules are simple folks. Beat the hell out of your opponent until there forced to call you there daddy. It’s a battle for ultimate supremacy between two men. Two men that hate each other.
Trent Helms: Steve Awesome has been tormenting Andrew and his family for months. Not in a creepy, kidnap them and wear there skin as a bathrobe kind of way, but in the Steve slept with Andrew’s mom and beat up his dad, sort of way.
Eric Hardy: Andrew begged for this match all month and now it’s finally about to happen. Here’s hoping the kid knew what he was getting into.
Kelly Knite: I think he did. Win, lose, or draw, Andrew Jacobsen just wanted to get his hands on Steve Awesome. He needed to stand up for himself. He needs retribution. I for one am rooting for Andrew all the way.
Trent Helms: I’m backing Andrew too. Only because I want to see Steve beat up royally.
Eric Hardy: Nice to see a completely unbiased announce table here guys.
Kelly Knite: Oh come on Hardly…you know your secretly rooting for Andrew too.
Eric Hardy: Well yeah…but I’m not going to openly admit it at the announce table.
Trent Helms: Like your sexuality?
Eric Hardy: I’m NOT gay!
Kelly Knite: Yeah right, you and GQ go shopping for clothes together.
Eric Hardy: He’s a stylist! He knows good fashion….he just…
*All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.
“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”
A guitar riff begins to wail over the speakers. The bassline kicks in as the lights in the arena begin to strobe blue and green. As soon as the drums kick in a huge flash of light overtakes the entire arena and once your eyes readjust you find Steve Awesome standing at the top of the stage, his arms outstretched in front of a giant heart logo that reads “Steve Awesome; Face of the Franchise”. He begins to walk down the ramp as the verse begins.
I cant believe you bought it
You got to close and you caught it
Had a point but you forgot it
When you skip steps on the way up
It gets a way of catching up
And you can’t cover that with make up
Awesome slides into the ring, ending the slide in the middle of the ring. He gets up on his knees as a slow motion effect begins and wind begins to blow his hair. He puts his arms out and flexes as blue and green pyro rain down from the ceiling.
Your gonna fall behind me.
Your gonna cry and beg for mercy
Cause your not ready baby
And you got nothing on me!
He gets up and hit’s the turnbuckle as the crowd boo, but he still sits there embracing it all like they’re cheering. He drops down from the ring as the music fades. He pulls off his Steve Awesome t-shirt- available in stores now- and tosses to the crowd as he awaits his next opponent.
Eric Hardy: First time, Ive been happy to see Steve Awesome in months.
Trent Helms: This guy….he has an ass kicking coming to him. And if it doesn’t happen tonight, it WILL happen next week.
Kelly Knite: I can’t wait to see that.
The opening riff of "Whatever" crunches over the PA as Andrew Jacobsen strides out onto the stage. He looks around at the fans, a calm look on his face. He points to either side of him before pointing up with both hands, red and green pyro going off behind him. Andrew begins walking down the ramp, acknowledging the fans and slapping some hands as he makes his way to the ring. He slides in, jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd, a broad smile on his face. Andrew jumps down and awaits the bell.
Eric Hardy: Andrew has a lot on his plate tonight when he faces….OH MY…he isn’t even going to wait for the bell!
Trent Helms: Andrew unloading on Steve Awesome with a lou thesz press!
Kelly Knite: Get him Andrew!
The ref rings the bell and Andrew just continues to pound away on the face of Steve Awesome from the full mount position. He drops left and rights and all Awesome can do is try to cover up. Andrew finally gets up and Steve climbs to his feet too. He’s feeling woozy but he goes right after Andrew who ducks under a punch and drills him with a punch of his own. Awesome staggers back and Andrew keeps the offense a plenty with a stiff chop to the chest. Awesome’s body tenses up and Andrew quickly grabs him and dumps him on his head with a snap exploder suplex. Andrew quickly throws his arms out and roars to the crowd who quickly roar back.
Eric Hardy: Jacobsen is fired up tonight!
Kelly Knite: And he’s got the crowd fired up right alongside him.
Trent Helms: The dude is really taking it to Steve right now.
Andrew turns around to see Steve climbing to his feet and he grabs him by the hair and pulls him to the middle of the ring. Awesome starts to battle back though, elbows to the midsection slow AJ down a tad, but AJ puts a stop to them with a hard kick to the midsection. Awesome hunches over and Andrew takes Steve down again with an STO. Steve’s head bounces off the mat and it isn’t long before AJ bounces off the ropes and drops a huge leg across the throat of the hall of famer. AJ drops down and tries to lock in an armbar but Awesome is quick to scramble out of it before any pressure is applied.
Eric Hardy: Awesome slips out of that hold before it got bad.
Trent Helms: I bet you like it when Steve slips out of things.
Kelly Knite: AJ continues his assault.
Awesome crawls away from AJ in the ring but the North Star isn’t letting him get far. He runs up and lands a brutally stiff soccer kick to the chest of The Awesome One that seems to knock the air out of him. AJ grabs him by the head and nails him with a few quick kicks to the head. AJ irish whips Steve into the corner. AJ runs with him and damn near spears him into the corner. He follows it up with a few more shoulder thrusts and then he cartwheels back, gets another running start and hit’s the cannonball (flipping senton) and Awesome just crumples down in the corner. AJ leaves him there as he climbs out of the ring and grabs a microphone from the time keeper.
Eric Hardy: This match has been all Andrew this whole time.
Kelly Knite: Now he has the microphone, he must be trying to end it right now.
Trent Helms: He isn’t going to get Steve to say it now. It’s still way to early.
AJ climbs back in the ring and he walks over to Steve, who suddenly jumps from the corner and nails a head butt into the mid section of Jacobsen. Jacobsen hunches over and Awesome just drills him with a vicious uppercut that the people in the nose bleeds herd. Andrew hit’s the mat hard, holding his jaw as Awesome shakes the cobwebs out.
Kelly Knite: When your right, your right Trent. Steve Awesome shows some signs of life in this match.
Trent Helms: I may not like Steve, but I’m completely aware what he’s capable of. And he’s nowhere close to done yet.
Eric Hardy: Niether is this match. Don’t forget, there is no pinfalls. They have to force the other man to call them daddy.
Awesome is leaning against the ropes trying to catch his breath as Andrew starts to climb to his feet. Awesome walks over and puts a knee into the chest of Jacobsen. Steve goes for another but Andrew catches it this time! He gives the leg a yank and takes Steve off his feet. Andrew looks up and suddenly he realizes he’s got both of Steve’s legs and he starts to signal for the sharpshooter. Andrew starts to set him up as the crowd cheer him on. Awesome tries to battle out but Andrew is able to flip him over and he takes a seat. The sold out Detroit crowd is on there feet.
Eric Hardy: Triforce! Andrew has the Triforce locked in tight.
Trent Helms: Anyone think its weird he does Zelda’s move?
Kelly Knite: Not as weird as a grown man that carries around an Invader Zim doll.
Andrew wrenches back and he yells at the referee to ask Steve. ASK HIM! He yells and the ref drops to his chest and shoves the microphone in Steve’s face. Steve just shakes his head and yells in pain as he reaches for the ropes. He knows they wont break the hold but he reaches for them anyway. Awesome yells in pain as he attempts to drag himself and Andrew toward the ropes. Awesome grabs it and uses his upper body strength to pull himself through the bottom rope and out of the ring, breaking the hold.
Kelly Knite: Close call for Steve Awesome.
Trent Helms: He still managed to find a way to escape.
Eric Hardy: No one ever said Steve was dumb.
Awesome regroups on the outside as Andrew stands in the ring with a mischievous smirk on his face. He waits for a few moments for Steve to get up and when he does he takes a few steps back and puts his back against the ropes furthest away from where Steve was standing. The crowd get on there feet! They know what Andrew is thinking and they get even louder when Andrew gets a running start , sprints toward the rope and launches himself over the rope! Only Steve manages to see him coming and he catches Andrew and turns the move into a brutal power slam! Andrew’s back bounces off the cement floor with a sickening thud!
Trent Helms: HOLY FREAKING CRAP ON A STICK!
Eric Hardy: Andrew Jacobsen goes from almost seven feet in the air to power slammed on the concrete floor. Did you see that move?
Kelly Knite: I did….and I hope Andrew is alright.
Awesome sits with his back against the steel steps with a devious smile on his face. He motions for the referee to hand him the microphone and he puts it to his lips.
Steve Awesome: Okay Andrew….tell my hometown people exactly who your daddy is!”
Awesome shoves the microphone in Andrew’s face but the North Star native just spits in Steve’s face. Awesome starts to seethe with anger and starts hitting Jacobsen in the face with the microphone. The shots echo in the arena, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD. Awesome grabs him by his boy band haircut and drags him up to his feet. He curses at him and slams Andrew back first into the barricade. Awesome picks AJ up out of the corner and then just slams him back first again into the barricade. Steve takes a few steps back and motions to the crowd that he’s going to knee Jacobsen right in the face! Awesome gets a running start but Jacobsen moves out of the way and Steve’s knee eats nothing but barricade wall!
Eric Hardy: I’m sure that didn’t feel good.
Trent Helms: No…..it probably didn’t Hardly.
Kelly Knite: Andrew is crawling to his feet.
Awesome holds his knee gingerly as he limps away from the wall. He turns around only to find Jacobsen standing next to him, Andrew leaps into the air and does a head scissor take down that sends Steve head first into the steel steps! Awesome goes down and Jacobsen picks up the mic. He slaps Steve across the face to make sure he was still conscious.
Andrew Jacobsen: Whose your daddy Steve? I wanna hear you say it!
Andrew hits Steve in the head with the microphone and Steve still smirks even though he was in ridiculous pain.
Steve Awesome: Your gonna have to do better than that…
Andrew shrugs and drops the mic. He walks over to the ring apron and picks up the flap. The crowd goes nuts when he pulls out a ten foot ladder from under the ring!
Eric Hardy: How in the hell did that get under there?
Trent Helms: What kind of self respecting wrestling company would we be if there WASN’T a ladder under the ring?
Kelly Knite: He has a point Eric.
Andrew grabs Steve, who was still groggy and leans him against the stairs sitting up. Andrew grabs the ladder and aims it right for the former champions head and gets a running charge! Steve ducks it at the last second and Andrew collides into the steps ladder first knocking the top half, half way across the ring on the outside.
Eric Hardy: That could have been Steve’s head.
Trent Helms: And if it was, he would have squished it.
Kelly Knite: These men are literally trying to kill each other!
Awesome looks at the steps and where his head was two seconds ago and then he looks at Jacobsen with a ladder in his hand and a crazy look in his eye. Andrew readjusts the ladder to point it at Steve again who just tries to plead with Andrew to not squish his head into jello. Andrew of course isn’t going to listen and he tries to do it again but Steve ducks again and then kicks the leg out from under Andrew and he falls face first onto the ladder. Awesome grabs Andrew by the head and bounces his face off the ladder again and Andrew stumbles off the ladder and falls against the apron. Steve reaches under the ring himself and he pulls out a steel chair!
Eric Hardy: Oh no…..this match just got even more extreme.
Trent Helms: Who do you think you are? Spike Kane?
Awesome throws the chair into the ring, and then grabs Andrew and slides him into the ring as well. Steve slides the ladder in as well and gets in the ring with Andrew. Andrew meets Steve as he slides in with a kick to the head. Andrew is clubbing Steve but the self proclaimed best in the whole wide world fights to his feet. Jacobsen tries to irish whip him but Awesome reverses it and then quickly wraps Andrew up in the SteveVD Player!
Eric Hardy: The cross face chicken wing is a deadly move.
Trent Helms: How can Andrew give up if he’s passed out?
Kelly Knite: Steve wants to make sure he gives up before that happens. He just told the ref to ask him.
Steve wrenches the hold, jerking Andrew back and forth as he squeezes tight. ASK HIM! He yells. ASK THAT SON OF A BITCH WHO HIS DADDY IS! The ref obliges and puts the microphone in front of AJ’s mouth. “Your gonna have to kill me first!” Andrew says while gasping for air. Awesome obliges and hit’s the Ejected (cross face chicken wing suplex!) and Andrew lands on his head and neck. Awesome grabs the microphone then sets up the ladder and starts to climb it.
Eric Hardy: Where in the hell is he going now?
Trent Helms: I think he might be trying to kill Andrew.
Kelly Knite: You don’t think he’s gonna…..
Trent Helms: The same move he used to break his fathers ribs? Yeah…I think he might.
Awesome climbs to the top of the ladder and he smirks at the sold out crowd. He looks down at Andrew who seemed to be out of it after he got Ejected out of the SteveVD Player. Ha…get it now? Anyways, he brings the microphone to his lips.
Steve Awesome: Remember this moment Detroit! Take pictures, whip out your recording devices you had smuggled in in your fat girlfriends bra. Because this was the night that Steve Awesome eliminated Andrew Jacobsen forever. I’m going to stomp right through his che-WHA!?”
It was Andrew! He was up somehow and he had Awesome in a very bad position! ICEBREAKER power bomb from the top of the ladder! Andrew stays on the top and then he leaps off with a flying elbow drop that finds its mark right in the center of Awesome’s chest! Andrew grabs the microphone laying nearby and he asks Steve again.
Andrew Jacobsen: Whose your daddy Steve? Say it now!
He damn near forces Steve to eat the microphone.
Steve Awesome: Andrew Jacobsen….you are……NOT the father!”
Trent Helms: What the hell is this? The Jerry Springer show?
Eric Hardy: Jerry’s got nothing on this.
Andrew drags Steve to his feet and punches him as hard as he can. He sets Steve up for another Icebreaker and he lifts him up but Awesome manages to break free and he drops behind Jacobsen who turns around and finds himself dropped with a SteveKO!
Trent Helms: SteveKO….this thing Is over.
Kelly Knite: Not until Andrew says the words.
Eric Hardy: Wait….Awesome isn’t even asking him.
Steve has something devious in mind as he grabs the steel chair he placed in the ring earlier. He drags Andrew near the ropes and positions him so that his legs are hanging out of the ring and he’s laying on his stomach. Then Steve hooks Andrews legs up into a figure four like position and threads his feet into the chair.
Trent Helms: What is he doing?
Eric Hardy: I’m not sure. I have no idea where’s he going with this?
Kelly Knite: All I know is….it looks like it will be painful.
Awesome then takes the chair, with Andrew’s feet lodged in it and threads it through the second rope and then through the bottom rope! Andrew screams in pain as he finds himself in a modified Haas of Pain type move with a steal chair and the ring ropes applying all the pressure!
Eric Hardy: Oh my God! I don’t think Andrew is supposed to be able to bend like that!
Kelly Knite: The top of the chair is driving into Andrew’s lower back!
Trent Helms: I hate the man! But that is freaking genius! Andrew is trapped in a submission hold and there’s no way out of it! Steve has the chair completely wedged in one spot with the ropes and Andrew’s own body! All he has to do is ask him! And he’s about to!
Steve Awesome: Whose your daddy Andrew?
Andrew Jacobsen: AHHHH I wont say it!!!
Awesome runs to the ropes and hit’s a dropkick into the chair, only making the move hurt more. He asks Andrew again.
Steve Awesome: Whose your daddy Andrew! Say it right now and the pain ends!
Andrew Jacobsen: NEVER!!! GAHHHHHH!
Awesome shrugs, runs to the ropes, and comes back with another dropkick to the chair.
Steve Awesome: SAY IT!
Andrew Jacobsen: ****……YOU……
Awesome gets pissed grabs the legs of the chair and starts pulling them toward the ring, putting even more tork on the chair and bending Andrew’s body to the point where it starts to look a little scary.
Steve Awesome: SAY IT NOW BEFORE I BREAK YOUR DAMN SPINE IN HALF!!!
Andrew Jacobsen: GAHHHHH NOOOOOOO!
Kelly Knite: Andrew wont give up! He wont give Steve the satisfaction.
Trent Helms: I don’t know what is worse? Giving up or letting Steve rip his body in half!
Eric Hardy: Andrew doesn’t look to good.
The ref tries to plead with Awesome to let go but he doesn’t and just demands that the ref ask him again. Andrew tries to endure the pain but its just too much.
Andrew Jacobsen: AHHHHHHH STEVE….YOU ARE MY DADD-Ugh……”
And Andrew passes out! The ref realizes it and shoves Steve out of the way and a bunch of ring crew come running out to try and dislodge Andrew from out of the ropes. Steve Awesome’s music hit’s the P.A and the ref raises his hand in victory.
Kelly Knite: Damn it! The ref stopped the match because Andrew passed out.
Trent Helms: He was totally about to say it though.
Eric Hardy: Steve pulls it off…..after a horrifically brutal match…..Steve Awesome comes out the winner. But what did Steve have to resort to to come out a winner here tonight?