{A Video package set to “Time Bomb Baby” begins to play showing the action from the past month in NCW and hyping the big “RiOT” match that is happening tonight. The video ends with a shot of Velez and Holland facing each other with the NCW title between them, pyros set off and erupt the arena into cheers as the fans worked up into a frenzy begin tearing the roof off the place. We had to Kelly and the guys ready to call the action.}
Kelly Knite: Welcome to Time to Riot! Where tonight we will have NCW's biggest match ever... were we will start a riot!
Eric Hardy: Listen to these fans, they know what's coming... they can feel it... this is going to be spectacular!
Willy Carter: It without a doubt will be Eric, and I cant' wait... can we just skip all these othe rmatches and just show the Riot!?
Kelly Knite: I'm sorry Willy, but it doesn't work that way.
Tag Team Match
Grudge Match
Peachez and Kreme vs. Zelda Knite and Roxxxie
The former "boss" of Roxxxie back from the days when she was simply known as "Amy" has returned and has vowed to take her back. Bubblegum is sending his muscle after her, but Roxxxie has an ace up her sleeve with Zelda Knite as her tag team partner.
{Peachez and Kreme strut to the ring flaunting their assets, Bubblegum, their pimp follows closely behind with his big feathered hat and cane.}
Amber Ashe: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Bubblegum, weighing in at...
{Bubblegum cuts her off, handing a card to Amber. She takes it, blinking.}
Amber Ashe: ...weighing in at “None Of Our Damn Business,” Peachez and Kreme!
Kelly Knite: Can I just say that those chicks freak me out? I mean, they pinned Ander Carvetti down. How strong ARE they?
Willy Carter: I dunno. I think it's kinda hot. Two strong hooke—I mean, escorts? What man wouldn't want that?
{The open guitar riffs of Bop til you drop by the Ramones play over the speakers as strobe lights flicker at the entrance. Roxxxie then appears at the top of the ramp, as she throws up an X using her arms.}
Amber Ashe: And introducing their opponents! First, from Juneau, Alaska, weighing in at 130 pounds, Roxxxie!
Eric Hardy: Roxxxie's been pursued by this Bubblegum character for weeks now, and she finally gets to try to ward him off here at Time to Riot.
Kelly Knite: It'll be interesting to see if she can get along with her partner.
{She then heads down the ramp looking straight ahead and not interacting with the fans. She then runs and jumps onto the apron where she gets to her feet and flips the fans the bird. Roxxxie then climbs the turnbuckle where she runs a finger down her body where she tugs on her skirt giving a playful smile before jumping off and waits for her opponent as her music fades out.}
{Zelda's theme kicks on as the LoZ remix starts off with smoke filling the entrance ramp. "Call to Action" by Pillar hits now and the strobe lights around the ramp begin flicking on and off as Zelda slowly steps out with her arms stretched out.}
Amber Ashe: And her tag team partner, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 110 pounds, Zelda Knite!
Kelly Knite: nCw's Wrestler of the Year for 2010, Zelda Knite making her somewhat reluctant appearance. You know she can't be happy about getting dragged into Roxxxie's business.
Eric Hardy: Well, she WAS allowed to pick her own partner...
{The music picks up and Zelda sprints to the ring. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and plays to the crowd for a bit. When the music dies down, she jumps down and waits for the match to begin.}
Eric Hardy: Here we go with the first nCw match of 2011!
{Peachez stands in the ring for her team, while Zelda steps to the apron, shaking her head at Roxxxie. Roxxxie sighs, turning around only to be drilled by a big clothesline from Peachez! The bell rings as the hooker drops down to the mat and begins raining right hands into her former associate's face. Roxxxie tries to block, firing off a few elbows that stagger her opponent and get her some breathing room. She takes a step back, leaping and catching Peachez with a running neckbreaker! Roxxxie goes for a cover, but she gets tossed off by Peachez.}
Kelly Knite: Peachez...I think...showing that almost freakish strength there. Seriously, she doesn't look like she would have that kind of power.
Eric Hardy: Well, if anyone knows about deceptive looks in this match, it would be Zelda Knite. Roxxxie might end up tagging her in sooner than later.
{Peachez laughs, pulling up Roxxxie and whipping her to the ropes. She catches her on the way back with a sidewalk slam, going to stomp away some more. Bubblegum shouts “AMY, YOU COMIN' HOME!” Peachez grins, nodding before pulling a dazed Roxxxie up again and whipping her into the turnbuckle. Peachez charges, hitting a big splash in the corner, and follows that up with a big clothesline. She goes for the cover. 1! 2! No! Roxxxie throws her shoulder up, and Peachez is furious! She walks over to the corner, tagging in Kreme, and Peachez boots Roxxxie in the gut as she stands. She pulls her up into a powerbomb position, and Kreme grabs her neck, driving her down with a combination powerbomb and neckbreaker! Kreme covers! 1! 2! Zelda gets in in time to make the save with a baseball slide to Kreme's head!}
Willy Carter: Nice save there from Zelda, making sure Roxxxie doesn't have to go back to the street corner. Although...hmmm...
Kelly Knite: **smack**
Eric Hardy: And Kelly Knite's first smack of 2011 delivered with stunning accuracy.
{Zelda boots Kreme again before ducking back to the corner and signaling for a tag. Roxxxie drags herself to her feet, shaking her head, and asks Zelda to wait a second. She turns to see Kreme charging her, and immediately leaps up, nailing a beautiful frankensteiner! Roxxxie practically falls into the corner, making the tag! The crowd explodes as Zelda comes into the ring with a springboard elbow drop on Kreme and rolls her over for the pin! 1! 2! NO! Kreme barely kicks out!}
Eric Hardy: And the longest reigning title holder in nCw history firing up on Kreme! This could be the opening her team needs to take control of the match!
{Zelda's fired up, and she hits the ropes, drilling Kreme between the eyes as she stands with a flying forearm. The streetwalker doesn't go down, however, and Knite comes off the other ropes with a modified springboard bulldog to drive her face-first into the canvas! Zelda covers again. 1! 2! 3! NO! Kreme gets her foot on the bottom rope! Frustrated, Zelda goes to the top rope. Kreme gets to her feet and runs at her, only for Zelda to counter with the Flash Kick! She puts the exclamation point on it with a split-legged moonsault and covers again! 1! 2! Zelda breaks the count, shaking her head, and looks to Roxxxie with a knowing grin on her face.}
Willy Carter: What the hell is she doing? She had it won!
Eric Hardy: I think Zelda's allowing Roxxxie to get a little personal satisfaction out of this. I can't blame her for wanting payback on those three.
{Zelda tags in Roxxxie, but Peachez leaps over the top rope to attack her. Zelda turns around, catching Peachez in a full nelson before hitting the Game Over! She reaches down and locks in the Triforce on Peachez as Roxxxie goes to work on Kreme. Zelda wrenches on the hold as Roxxxie kicks Kreme in the gut a few times. She pulls her to the center of the ring and tries to lock in the Punk'd! Peachez is fading to the canvas, and despite Kreme's resistance, Roxxxie flips her over into the Texas Cloverleaf! She hauls back on the hold, causing Kreme to shriek in pain! She tries to claw her way to the ropes, but Roxxxie pulls back with all her might! Kreme's arm flails for a few more seconds before her and Peachez simultaneously begin to tap out! The ref calls for the bell as both women release their holds, grinning.}
Amber Ashe: Here are your winners, the team of Zelda Knite and Roxxxie!
Eric Hardy: Looks like that animosity we were speculating about earlier just didn't come into play. Hell, I thought Zelda was classy letting Roxxxie get the win.
Kelly Knite: She's maturing, Eric. It happens. Zelda and Roxxxie pick up the first win of 2011 with a victory over the scary tramps here at Time to Riot in memorable fashion.
Willy Carter: Worst part is, we won't get to see Peachez and Kreme anymore.
Kelly Knite: For the love of...
Eric Hardy: This next match will finally solve a grudge between two men that has been going on for two straight months.
Kelly Knite: My husband is going to send Manson back to the pit of obscurity where he belongs.
Willy Carter: Haven’t herd from him all week, I think he already went back.
Grudge Match
Singles Match
Adam Knite vs. Jack Manson
Adam Knite has been gunning for Jack Manson since Manson made his heralded return. Can Manson finally put Adam away and prove that he is more than Adam gives him credit for, or will Adam stay on top of his throne?
{The lights in the arena dim as Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song" plays over the arena's PA system. Red lights flicker on and off as a dark figure walks out slowly onto the top of the ramp. The tron shows images of Manson's nCw career, including his two reigns as National champion.
{"But I'm not a slave, to a god, that doesn't exist"
Manson slowly walks down the ramp, taking in the adoration of his fans. The lights are still off and only the red flashing and flickering of the light system are visible.
{"But I'm not a slave, to a world, that doesn't give a ****"
{He climbs onto the ring apron, turns round and raises his arms out.
{"FIGHT"
{"FIGHT"
{"FIGHT"
{"FIGHT"
{"FIGHT"
{With each fight a red fire work shoots up from the ring posts into the air. Manson climbs under the middle rope and jogs slowly around the ring before taking off his coat. He climbs a turnbuckle and looks around the arena, before jumping down.
Eric Hardy: Well there he is. Maybe he hasn’t left afterall.
Willy Carter: Meh….contractual obligations.
Kelly Knite: Before he can leave he has to get his butt kicked by Adam Knite? Somebody didn’t read the fine print.
{The lights in the arena go out as the only glimmer of light is from the nCw-tron flashing the name of Adam Knite as "Faithless" by All That Remains begins to play. Adam steps out and the strobe lights begin flashing on and off as the fans begin to boo wildly. Adam makes his way to the ring as the lights come back on playing to the fans the entire way, he slides under th bottom rope and after playing to the crowd some more waits for the start of the match.}
Kelly Knite: There he is. The king of nCw.
Eric Hardy: I think there might be men out there who would like to beg to differ.
Willy Carter: Like me. I’m the king.
Kelly Knite: I’ll be sure to tell Adam you said that.
Willy Carter: *gulp*
{As soon as the bell rings Jack Manson explodes from his corner and connects with some stiff jabs to the side of Adam’s face. Adam puts up his guard so Manson switches to some hard kicks to the exposed mid section. Adam hunches over and Manson hooks him up into a Muay Thai Clench. Adam tries to escape but Manson brings up the knees and bashes them right into the bridge of Knite’s nose. Adam falls down onto the mat as Jack Manson stays on him.
Eric Hardy: Manson utilizing his Muay Thai background against Knite here.
Kelly Knite: Those knees looked like the hurt. Poor Adam.
Willy Carter: I certainly wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of those.
{Manson grabs Adam’s leg and tries to lock in a figure 4 but Adam uses his free leg to kick Manson back. Adam starts getting up but Manson comes running off the ropes and takes Adam back down with a neck breaker. Manson hooks the leg 1...2...Kick out by Adam. Manson grabs Adam by the head and pulls him to his feet, but Adam responds with some elbows to the midsection of Manson. Manson swings a punch but Adam blocks it and turns it into a single arm DDT.
Kelly Knite: That’s what I’m talking about.
Eric Hardy: Manson’s head bounced off the mat right there.
Willy Carter: Jack hit so hard even his split personality has a headache.
{Adam grabs Jack’s leg for his half crab submission but Jack has enough wherewithal to roll through Adam’s legs before he can. Adam turns around and walks right into a raising clothesline from Manson. Manson runs to the ropes and drops a knee across the forehead of Knite. Adam rolls to his stomach while holding his head and Manson uses this moment to lock in the STF.
Eric Hardy: Adam is in a bad spot right now. STF in the middle of the ring.
Kelly Knite: Reach for the ropes Adam!
Willy Carter: I don’t know if he can make it!
{Manson wrenches back on the hold and Adam grits his teeth fighting through the pain. He reaches toward the ropes but he isn’t close enough. Adam calls for more strength and he claws himself closer to the ropes and wraps his palm around the bottom one. The referee forces Jack to break the hold and he does so eventually. As Adam climbs to his feet he turns around to see jack and before he even realizes it WHAM…..Adam practically eats Manson’s “WHIPLASH” roundhouse kick. Adam’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat like a sack of bricks.
Eric Hardy: OUCH! Out of the frying pan and into the fire goes Adam Knite.
Kelly Knite: Even I have to admit, that kick was brutal.
Willy Carter: Might be all she wrote for your boy toy, kelly.
{Manson drops to his knees and hooks Adams leg. 1.….2.…..3...NO…the ref spots Adam’s other foot on the ropes. Manson slaps the mat in frustration since he thought he had him! Jack grabs Adam’s head and pulls him back up to his feet, he starts telling the world that he was ready to end Knite here tonight.
Eric Hardy: Manson must be signaling for the Concussion.
Willy Carter: If he hits that, then Adam is done. I guess he wont be going back to obscurity after all.
Kelly Knite: I wouldn’t rip up those tickets just yet.
{Manson goes for the move but Adam spins out of it and BAM, Perfect Dark right to the chin, Manson falls to the mat dazed. But so does Adam. Adam crawls toward Jack and puts an arm over his chest. 1...2.…Manson kicks out. Adam just shakes his head and pushes himself up off the mat. He stumbles over and leans against the ropes to catch his breath as Jack gets up.
Eric Hardy: After all that action it just seems like were back to square one now. Neither man can put the other one down.
Kelly Knite: Correction, Adam hasn’t been able to put Manson down…YET.
Willy Carter: Manson, obscurity town is calling your name.
{Manson gets to his feet and Adam rushes him with a clothesline. Jack goes down but climbs back to his feet only to get another clothesline. Jack gets up again and this time Adam irish whips Jack to the ropes and then on the way back Adam drills him with a spine buster. Adam goes for the Restless Knite again but Jack rolls away. Jack gets up and tries to punch Adam but Adam reverses it in the Knites of the Round! And then…the Restless Knite. Jack Manson taps out.
Eric Hardy: Well that’s it. Adam Knite makes Manson tap out.
Kelly Knite: Just goes to show you, know matter what happens to Adam, you can never count out nCw’s one and only true king.
Willy Carter: I still say…Id make a better king.
Kelly Knite: Whatever Willy, how about instead of just saying stupid things, lets get focused on our next match!
Eric Hardy: The first of our two world title matches tonight in fact!
Kelly Knite: I'm looking forward to it, should be a fantastic match between these two ladies.
Women's World Title Match
Singles Match
Trish Newborn vs. Stephanie Sullivan
Stephanie Sullivan won her shot against Newborn last month and now these two will square off for the title on the first show of the year.
{"Scandalous" starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she seductively makes her way down to the ring turning her nose up at the fans as she reaches the ring. Before entering the ring she stops and just looks around at the audience taunting them. The crowd welcomes her with an ovation of boos and she cracks an evil grin as she raises her hands in the air and yells out the Princess has arrived. She seductively rolls inside the ring and breaks out into a sexy dance which gets the crowd going a bit. She smiles as she waits for her opponent to come out.}
{“King of the World” By Porcelain begins to play as the confident, but cocky Trish Newborn makes her way from behind the curtain with the Women's World Championship draped on her shoulder. She stops and glances up at the crowd of roaring fans from either side of her chanting profane name calling. Newborn shrugs it off and begins her march down the ramp zoning out everything, and everyone to focus the task at hand as the music continues to play. Newborn slides under the ropes and enters the ring picking herself up, and twirls around making talents to the crowd letting them, and her haters know exactly what she thinks of them; walking to the first turnbuckle she sees, and pulls herself up and raises the championship belt high into the heavens before met with heavy boos. She hops down and hands the championship belt over to the official before testing the ring ropes.}
{Trish Newborn takes her title and hands it to the ref who holds it above his head. Trish points to the title signaling to Stephanie that she will never have that title. The ref signals for the bell and the two go to the center of the ring where they tie up, Sullivan steps behind with a hammerlock and Newborn works her way over to the corner where she steps between the ropes. The ref calls for a clean break and Sullivan steps away, but over the ref’s back Newborn pushes the face of Sullivan back. Newborn tries to push past the ref but he separates the two and they stand on opposite corners, looking at one another again}
Eric Hardy: There is a lot of animosity between these two.
Willy Carter: Newborn isn’t loved by many people…
Kelly Knite: I saw a picture of her in your locker.
{The two get back to the center again, Sullivan once again steps behind with a hammerlock, showing her technical prowess and Sullivan goes and tries to step between the ropes again but Sullivan pushes her into the ropes this time, she comes hurtling back and ducks, Newborn leapfrogs her and continues to build up steam, Sullivan going for an armdrag, but Newborn flips over using her amazing agility and lands on her feet, still holding onto the arm she kicks Sullivan in the stomach and grabs her head, flipping over nailing a modified neckbreaker.}
Eric Hardy: Great move there…
Willy Carter: What a show of agility by Newborn.
Kelly Knite: There is a reason that title is around her waist, and it isn’t because she is weak.
{Sullivan clutches her neck and Newborn gets up, yelling at her to stand up. She lifts her, pushing her into the corner where she nails a giant knife edged chop, the sound reverberates around the arena, she nails another and a third before backing up, standing in the other corner and then running nailing a straight forward drop kick to the chest of the prone Sullivan. Sullivan stands, looking to be in a great deal of pain. Newborn stands up, climbing up the turnbuckle and delivering right hand after right hand before climbing onto the shoulders of Sullivan and nailing a frankensteiner out of the corner}
Willy Carter: I love that move.
Kelly Knite: Perv…
{Sullivan is in trouble now as Newborn covers getting a two count. Sullivan is brought to her feet where Newborn hits a beautiful fisherman’s suplex, one that is bridged and the ref counts to 2 and a half before the arm is able to get free}
Willy Carter: This match could be over before Sullivan does anything!
Eric Hardy: I wouldn’t count on that.
{Newborn brings Sullivan to her feet again but Sullivan grabs her head and drops to her knees nailing a jawbreaker, Newborn bounces back but is still standing. Sullivan goes for a right hand but it is ducked and Newborn jumps wrapping her arms around the neck of Sullivan and bringing her to the mat with a guillotine choke}
Willy Carter: Trying to squeeze the life out of her!
Kelly Knite: This is a difficult move to get out of, there is no doubt that Sullivan is in a lot of trouble.
{When the camera zooms in, we see that Sullivan was able to get her hand in between the forearm of Newborn and her throat, so despite all the pressure that Newborn is putting into this hold, other then the pain of having her head squeezed, her air supply isn’t being cut off. After a few moments of posturing she is able to break the hold, she lifts Newborn up and drives her into the corner of the ring, Newborn’s back hitting the corner pads with great force. She steps back getting her breath and Newborn steps out of the corner with a clothesline but Sullivan ducks and nails a huge back body drop, sending Newborn across the mat, she sits up and Sullivan turns, getting some speed and nailing a kick to her spine that makes a serious snapping sound}
Eric Hardy: The tables have turned!
Kelly Knite: That kick is going to leave a mark!
{Sullivan goes over to Newborn and mounts her, nailing forearm after forearm onto her head, she keeps lifting her head, nailing the forearm and then allowing the force to drive her head back into the mat. Sullivan stands after delivering these devastating blows, she is a house on fire as she sends Newborn into the ropes and flying at her with a flying forearm. Newborn bounces back off the ropes and when she comes back towards Sullivan she is kicked in the stomach, Sullivan rushes to the ropes and towards Newborn nailing a Yakuza kick to the side of the head. Newborn spins around with great force and hits the mat, Sullivan covers and gets a two count}
Willy Carter: Those feet are vicious!
Eric Hardy: She is doing immense damage with them!
{Sullivan turns Newborn onto her stomach where she locks up her leg and applies the Scandal Lock. Newborn instantly starts squirming; the pain intense as her back arches up and her chin is being pulled back. The hold is a devastating one and Newborn is hurting.}
Kelly Knite: She doesn’t have anywhere to go…
Eric Hardy: How can she get out of this?
{Newborn continues to struggle and Sullivan pulls back hard on the neck, Newborn’s hand comes forward, she looks like she is about to tap but then she reaches back and digs her nails into the eyes of Sullivan who instantly lets go, clutching her eyes, both women are in pain here, Newborn has worked herself into a standing position in the corner, clutching her back and Sullivan is crouched in the corner}
Eric Hardy: This is going to come down to who wants it more.
Kelly Knite: Don’t most things?
{Sullivan rushes over to the corner trying to regain her momentum. She nails two forearms and brings her to the center of the ropes where she sends Newborn across the ring, Newborn is moving towards the ropes and somehow she is able to jump onto the ropes, springing backwards and turning her hip she nails Air Trish Version IV. Sullivan’s head snaps back and she falls to her knees, Trish lands awkwardly after her jump and she twists her back more and is lying on the mat clutching her back, she can’t capitalize and cover, she can barely move.}
Eric Hardy: What is it going to take?
Willy Carter: One of these girls is going to have to kill the other.
Kelly Knite: Both are showing a level of resolve that knows no bounds.
{Believe it or not, Sullivan actually starts to make her way to her feet, Newborn just is kneeling on all fours in the center of the ring, her back is paining her a great deal Sullivan holds her head and takes two steps towards Newborn where she nails a punt style kick to the ribs. Newborn flips over, clutching her ribs as Sullivan drops on top of her, after a count of two Newborn somehow gets her shoulder up, and Sullivan rolls off, attempting to recover from that vicious headkick, Newborn is struggling to breathe at this point her ribs possibly broken}
Eric Hardy: What is it going to take?
{Sullivan stands, woozy and she lifts Newborn up, Newborn still clutching her ribs takes a hard right hand to the ribs, she doubles over and Sullivan lifts her onto her back for the Sully Vin, somehow Newborn slides down her back and Sullivan turns to be met with a boot to the abdomen, she twists her arm up and steps over her head nailing the Californian Kiss DDT. }
Eric Hardy: That has to be it!
Willy Carter: Oh my god!
{She covers and gets only a 2 count, she slaps the mat then grabs her ribs in pain, Sullivan is out and she locks her legs up, cinching in the No Regret, standing. Sullivan is suddenly alive with energy fighting out from this move, Newborn is still standing and Sullivan is trying to crawl to the ropes when she is about to reach them Newborn drops to the ground and locks her legs around her legs scissoring the hold, Sullivan refuses to tap, her face a mask of excruciating pain.}
Kelly Knite: This could end a career here!
Willy Carter: Throw in the towel!
{After about a minute of this Sullivan hand reaches into the air and she is about to tap, but she doesn’t. She attempts one last push up but she doesn’t even have the energy for that, the ref stops the match and starts breaking the hold up.}
Eric Hardy: What a match, the ref saw enough and had to step in.
Willy Carter: What a defense for Newborn!
Eric Hardy: That hole dug at the top of the ramp is ominous indeed. And the only way to win is to throw your opponent in, and fill it with dirt..
Kelly Knite: Truly an Evil match if there ever was one..
Eric Hardy: Right you are Kelly.. and how fitting it comes down to these two.. the masked nemesis Maniac, and the never exactly normal priest, Karras..
Willy Carter: Sometimes things just work out in the world..
Kelly Knite: ..Does he have a translator?
Eric Hardy: Sadly, no..
Buried Alive Match
Grudge Match
Maniac vs. Gabriel Karras
Maniac and Karras will finally end this bitter feud with one man being buried alive.
{"Purity" by Slipknot breaks the silence of the crowd and plunges them into total darkness. They go straight to booing as a single strobe light lights up the stage where Maniac now stands. He looks from side to side before taking that first step forward which is followed by arches of flames and pyro erupting out of either side of the ramp as he walks down the center, flames all around him. He reaches the ring and the flames stop as he grabs the ropes and pulls himself up onto the apron then steps over the top rope. He stands in the center of the ring and looks around the arena, taking in the scene as the fans just continue booing him.}
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something in you I DESPISE!
{The music fades, the house lights return and Maniac slowly takes his corner and waits.}
Eric Hardy: Maniac.. also known as Chris Diamond, former general manager.. you know.. I always sort of knew there was a darker side to him from all those team meetings before the show.
Kelly Knite: You knew because I told you..
Willy Carter: Buuurrrrrnnn..
Eric Hardy: Shut up Willy..
{The opening riff to Lamb of God's "Walk with me in Hell" plays. Karras makes his way out to the ramp, without Desiree at his side. He kneels down, and prays as the song bridges, then when it explodes into the main act he's on his feet, walking to the ring. He sets the bible down on the ringsteps and climbs in. He kneels in the ring corner, placing the bible down, then slamming his fist into it as he mouths more words of prayer. Then he stands, and turns to face the center of the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Say what you want about Karras and how he peddles a religion.. but he's always had conviction.. and he's fighting for something tonight.
Willy Carter: Fighting for someone who obviously doesn't want what he does..
Eric Hardy: Does that really matter?
Willy Carter: Ummm yes...
{Karras and Maniac lock up in the center of the ring. Maniac starts to use his size and strength advantage, but Karras refuses to be pushed around, fighting back just as hard. Maniac pulls Karras in, ramming a knee hard into the priests gut, then lifting him up and dropping him across the knee again for a gutbuster. He pushes Karras up, keeping him on his feet, then nearly takes his skull off with a short arm charging lariat. Karras nearly does a full flip before landing hard on the mat.}
Eric Hardy: Maniac taking control, showing the priest that experience is still better than any amount of determination.
Kelly Knite: Well, Maniac is a ring legend.. most people forget that. Because of.. some of the crap he does..
Willy Carter: When you're a legend, you can do that kinda crap.
{Maniac drags Karras to his feet, and whips him chest first into the turnbuckle. Karras bounces off and Maniac is there, throwing a forearm into the priests back, sending him stumbling forward into the turnbuckle again. Maniac grabs Karras by the back of his head, slamming it against the top turnbuckle three times in rapid succession. Karras stumbles out of the corner, holding his face, and Maniac leans against the ropes to get a bit of momentum before driving Karras back to the mat with a running clothesline.}
Eric Hardy: Nothing fancy here for Maniac.. just beat him till he doesn't get up.
Kelly Knite: Hey, if it works.. use it, right?
Eric Hardy: Right.
{Maniac stalks around Karras, waiting for the priest to begin to get up before putting a boot to his ribs. Suddenly, Karras lashes a hand out and catches a boot midstrike, then he threw it down, and was on his feet, grabbing Maniac for an overhead belly to belly suplex. Maniac lands hard, but seated on the mat, and Karras bounces off the ropes in front of him and drives a kick straight into the mask of Maniac. Karras grabs Maniac and pulls him to his feet, picking him up and driving him across the knee with a stiff backbreaker. Holding him there to put pressure on the back.}
Eric Hardy: Karras coming back here, showing he won't be intimidated.
Kelly Knite: And there's certainly a lot to be intimidated about.
{Karras lifts Maniac back up and drops him down with a sidewalk slam. Karras stands up, grabbing one of Maniac's legs in the process and wrenching it to the side, then dragging him over to the corner, and sliding out of the ring. He drags Maniac, wishboning him with the turnbuckle. The crowd collectively winces at the groin shot. Karras drags Maniac around, placing his head just off the egde of the apron, the backs up, running forward and driving the elbow into the side of Maniac's head.}
Willy Carter: The longer this match goes, the more brutal turns it keeps taking.
Eric Hardy: And it will only get worse from here, with someone ended up buried in the dirt.
{Maniac rolls himself out of the ring, holding the side of his head. Karras grabs him and pulls him toward the ring stairs, ready to slam his head into the cold steel. But Maniac resists, stopping the motion with his hand. He elbows Karras in the gut, then slams the priests head into the steel stairs. Then a second time, followed by a third, the final slam bringing a bright trickle of blood from Gabriel's head. Karras tries to counter Maniac with an elbow, but Maniac stops him, throwing Gabriel directly on top of the stairs with a quick hip toss.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Gabriel is bleeding a bit here..
Kelly Knite: Time will tell it bleeding helps him, or drives Maniac further into a frenzy by seeing his opponent wounded.
{Karras falls off the stairs, leaning against them. Maniac moves to the crowd barrier, and steals an empty seat from the front row, folding the chair and placing it against Gabriel's chest. Maniac backs off, then gets a running start, driving a kick to the chair, and thus driving the chair into the fallen priest.}
Kelly Knite: Holy crap that was a loud impact..
Eric Hardy: I heard that in front of me, not just from the monitor here..
{Maniac backs away again, and darts forward. Gabriel rolls away and Maniac stops short of colliding with the stairs. He turns to the priest, only to have Gabriel slam the chair into Maniac's knees. Maniac stumbles a bit, and Gabriel drops the chair, kicking Maniac in the gut and then planting his face down onto the chair with a snap DDT. Gabriel stands up, and practically throws the timekeeper out of his chair, and takes the chair, folding it and winding up to drive the chair onto Maniac, sandwiching his head between the two chairs.}
"This is awesome! This is awesome!"
Eric Hardy: The crowd is loving the hell out of this.
Willy Carter: So are we, right?
Kelly Knite: Hells yea, the bloodier the better.
{Karras picks Maniac up, walking with him towards the ramp, then whipping him into the far crowd barrier. Karras follows, charging at Maniac, but Maniac moves aside and throws Karras over the barrier into the crowd. Karras starts to get up, and Maniac grabs him by the neck, dragging him through the crowd and finally lifting him over the barrier and chokeslamming him on the ramp. Karras is bleeding more, the blood dripping off his face. Maniac grabs him by the arm and starts to drag him up the ramp.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Maniac is about to put this match away.
Kelly Knite: Either that, or he just wants easier access to pain.. lots of nasty things up there to hit people with.
{Halfway up the ramp, Karras grabs Maniac by the ankle, causing him to stumble and loosen his grip. Karras is up, spearing Maniac forward, driving him back further up the ramp. Maniac stays on his feet, clubbing the priest in the back with big fists. Karras ignores the blows picking Maniac up at the top of the ramp and slamming him down with a spinebuster, then starting his own savage assault with right hands. The dug grave looms ominously just a few feet away.}
Eric Hardy: Still tons of fight left in both men, it's going to be hard to put one down in the hole long enough to actually bury him.
Kelly Knite: I'm not so sure about that Hardy, both men look to be running about on empty at this point.
Willy Carter: Knowing these two, they can go a long time on just fumes.
{Karras disengages his attack, kicking Maniac in the ribs. Maniac rolls a little closer to the grave, and Karras kicks him again, trying to push Maniac into the hole. Karras backs away, ready to deliver a running kick, but Maniac is suddenly on his feet, meeting him halfway and slamming the priest down with a sick powerslam on the hard steel of the stage. Maniac stands up, looking around, noticing that Karras is laying under a piece of metal rigging used to set up the stage. He heads for it, and starts trying to push it over.}
Eric Hardy: Good lord.. if that falls it will crush Karras.. that's gotta weigh a lot..
Kelly Knite: Let's just hope he can't push it ov...
{The rigging starts to tilt as Maniac's impressive strength shifts it. Maniac backs away as the metal falls onto the stage with an earth shattering crash!}
Kelly Knite: Spoke too soon.. somebody get a medic out here now!
Willy Carter: Not sure how much good that'll do him if he's dead!
Eric Hardy: Maybe not, but it sure makes winning this match a lot easier.
{Maniac shifts the rigging, causing it to fall into the area between the stage and the crowd barrier normally used for setting up the ring. He looks surprised when the area is empty!}
Eric Hardy: What? What happened to Karras!?
Kelly Knite: He must have moved!
{Karras is behind Maniac, holding a piece of the broken steel rigging. Maniac turns in time to have Karras slam the steel home right dead center of the mask. The mask is now torn, blood seeping from the open wound on Maniac's face. Karras pulls the dazed Maniac toward the hole.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like he's going for the win here.
Kelly Knite: He just may get it. I'd imagine Maniac is dead on his feet after that shot!
{Karras kicks Maniac in the gut, then hoists him up, over the shoulders and onto his back in the crucifix position. He's struggling, blood masking his face, but he manages to throw the big man into the hole with the Cast into Flames!}
Eric Hardy: He's in the hole! All Karras has to do now is fill the hole with one shovel full of dirt, and signal the driver in the dump truck to fill in the rest!
Kelly Knite: But it doesn't look like he can even stand after that!
{True enough, Karras was tired, breathing heavily, looking down into the hole from his knees. Then without warning, Maniac's hand shoots up from the hole grabbing Karras around the neck. The camera moves to cover the action, watching Maniac drag the priest into the hole and across his shoulders, before throwing him down flat with the Sudden Impact F-5!}
Eric Hardy: Sudden Impact! This match might not be in the bag just yet!
Willy Carter: Oh it might be Eric, but not in the way we thought..
{Maniac climbs out of the hole, and grabs the shovel. He throws a hefty shovelful of dirt into the hole, onto the fallen Karras. Then points at the driver of the machine, and points down into the hole. The driver throws a lever, and the machine's arm tilts, dumping pounds of dirt into the hole, filling it quickly to the top. The bell rings.}
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner.. MANIAC!
Eric Hardy: Maniac has won this match.. he has put the priest to rest under six feet of dirt..
Kelly Knite: Would saying God rest his soul be in bad taste?
Willy Carter: God rest his soul. There, now if it's bad taste it's on me..
Kelly Knite: Thank you, Willy.
Eric Hardy: Well.. looks like this is over, but we're not done yet.. we'll get this cleaned up and get back to the action in just a bit people..
{Promo package for next match.}
Eric Hardy: It's time for the World championship match! This is going to be great.
Kelly Knite: Definitely Eric. Dave Holland has been a great champion, but this may be his toughest test yet as he defends against Charlie Velez.
Eric Hardy: It's not just a regular singles match though. We've got some lumberjacks, who are already surrounding the ring. Down there supporting Holland is his brother Milo, Falcon, and Alex Jones. Velez's support comes in the way of Venom, Zelda Knite, and Jason Blair.
Kelly Knite: That's not all though. Standing in the ring is the special guest referee for this match, Angel.
Willy Carter: I don't trust Angel one bit. He'd best not help Dave Holland out, or he'll be taking a beating from four men at once!
Kelly Knite: Angel has vowed to call this one right down the middle, and I think he will.
NCW World Championship Match
Lumber Jack Match Match
Dave Holland* vs. Charlie Velez
Dave Holland and Charlie Velez go at it one more time, the Road to the Gold finals, the Breaking Away main event, these two have met and fought in some of the most brutal battles NCW has seen the past few months and at Time to Riot they do it for what is possibly the last time. Can Charlie Velez finally bring home the big prize, or is Dave Holland going to remain on the top of the NCW mountain? We'll find out in this lumberjack match that features Angel as the special guest referee.
{The crowd is tense. They know who's coming out but they can't stand the tension of when he'll appear. And then it happens. The stage lights all turn yellow as the guitars kick in. They're playing 'Follow' by Breaking Benjamin which can only mean one thing. As the guitars begin to reach the end of the opening riff the lights in the whole arena start to get graudually brighter, almost blinding the entire audience at their height, exploding sparks on the stage as the final three guitar hits come in.
Then as the drums come in the tron starts warming up it's video. A series of numbers start to fall down the screen like the Matrix Code. They glow red for half the screen and silver for the other. And then the man appears on the titantron just as he leaps out onto the stage amidst the shrieks and cheers of the crowd is none other than Dave Holland!
As soon as he's out on the stage he's shouting at the crowd hyping them up and generally being a nuisance for the security staff trying to keep them calm. He charges to one side of the stage and hypes them up. Once satisfied with the noise level he goes right to the other side and does the same thing. Only when he's happy with the crowd participation does he turn his attention to the ramp and the dozens of hands stretched out to him as the lyrics begin.}
I'm losing sight, don't count on me.....................
I chase the sun, it chases me.....................
You know my name,
You know my face,
You'd know my heart,
If you knew my place,
I'll walk straight down,
As far as I can go
{Dave has made it down to ringisde, hitting damn near every hand he could on the way. He now stares up at the ring, fully comprehending the task ahead of him. Is he anxious, No. Is he scared? Hell no. He charges at the ring and slides under neath the bottom rope.}
I follow you,
You follow me
I don't know why
You lie so clean
I'll break right through the irony
{Dave jumps to his feet and looks around for his special group of people. Sure enough they're as close to the ring as possible. The group of veteran wrestling fans known only as the Die Hard Holland Fans. The ones that have stuck with Dave and Milo Holland through every Heel turn, every tragic moment, every federation, every championship, every victory and every loss. He leaps to the turnbuckle and points right at them, actually cheering for them! It's almost as if fan and wrestler are in unison hyping each other up here.
Dave jumps back down and returns to the middle of the crowd, just soaking up the cheers for him, taking in all that energy as he prepares for the match that lies ahead.}
Eric Hardy: There's the champ! He looks pretty confident. That doesn't surprise me though, as he's retained the World championship twice already against Velez.
Willy Carter: Third time lucky Eric, don't forget that.
Eric Hardy: If Holland has his way, it'll be third time still unlucky.
{The lights in the arena shut off, leaving the crowd in anticipation for what's coming next. "Power" by Kanye West hits, and a large pyro explodes in front of the entranceway while lights begin to flicker around the arena. A few moments pass until Charlie Velez finally emerges from the back with a spotlight shining on him. Charlie stares around at the arena before walking down the ramp and heading towards the ring. Before he walks in, Charlie stops at the bottom of the ramp and throws his arms up in the air, as more pyros begin to explode in front of the titantron, lighting up the arena. Charlie slowly lowers his arms, still glaring at the fans before slowly walking up the steps and then heading towards the ring. He walks over to the corner across from him and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, holding his arms up in the air once more. He is unfazed by the boos and the pyros, staring straight into the camera trying to send a message towards his opponent. Charlie finally walks down the second turnbuckle and turns towards the entranceway, waiting for his opponent(s).
Special Entrance: Eh, I’ll do this later.}
Kelly Knite: Charlie Velez looks just as confident as Holland.
Eric Hardy: This'll be a hard one to call, and the lumberjack's may end up being the deciding factor.
Willy Carter: I'm going for a new champion being crowned tonight. They look ready to start, so we're about to find out if my prediction will be correct.
{Angel finishes his check of both wrestlers, and then calls for the bell to start the match. Velez and Dave Holland size each other up, then Dave shoots forward. He is quick to get Velez in a side headlock. Dave spins around behind Velez and brings him down with a drop toe hold. Dave hops over Velez and attempts a front headlock on the ground. Before he can lock it in, Velez grabs his left arm and does a 360 degree roll on the ground, wrenching Dave's arm around as he does. This forces Dave's arm into an akward position by his own side, but he rolls forward out of the hold and to his feet. Velez stands and stares Holland in the eyes with an intense look in his eyes. Dave shakes his arm out to make sure it's ok, and thankfully there's nothing wrong.}
{Both men slowly circle the ring, not taking their eyes off one another for a second. Dave suddenly makes his move, shooting forward but all he gets for his trouble is a boot in the gut which doubles him over. Velez grabs Dave by the hair with one hand, and the tights with the other hand, and throws him through the ropes next to his lumberjacks. Dave lands on his feet and sees who's around him, and is quick to hop back into the ring. This is a good opening for Velez, who rushes at Dave and stomps his head before he can get up. With Dave stunned, Velez shoots off the ropes. On his return to Dave, Dave hops to his feet and manages to get an arm out in time to clothesline Velez off his feet. Velez is quick to roll out of the ring, and thankfully for him he's on the side of the lumberjack's who actually like him. Velez takes a breather as Dave taunts him to get straight back in the ring. Velez flips Dave the bird, and recieves a barrage of boos from the crowd.}
Willy Carter: The crowd is really disrespecting Charlie Velez. That's hardly fair.
Eric Hardy: He just gave Dave the middle fingered salute, which is pretty disrespectful in itself.
Willy Carter: Velez is just being smart, trying to frustrate Dave.
{Dave walks up to the ropes nearest Velez, and Velez complains to Angel about it. Angel tells Dave to stand back, then tells Velez to get back in the ring. Velez rolls into the ring cautiously, as he still doesn't trust Angel yet. Velez, with a turn of pace, hops to his feet and attempts a running clothesline on Dave. Dave ducks and grabs Velez as he goes by, rolling him up in a school boy pin for a two count.}
Eric Hardy: A quick pin attempt there by Dave Holland. He doesn't want to hang around.
Kelly Knite: He probably can't wait for the Riot match, so wants this match over quickly.
Eric Hardy: Nobody can wait for the Riot match, but let's get back to the current match.
{We go back to the match, just as Dave and Velez get to their feet. Dave quickly leaps, and takes Velez off his feet with a standing dropkick. Dave is quick to his feet again, as Velez also stumbles to his feet. Dave whips Velez into the corner, and follows him in with a running clothesline to the back of Velez head. Velez falls flat on his back, but Dave drags him to his feet and whips him into the corner again. Velez leans against the turnbuckle, and Dave runs in for a shoulder barge. Velez dives out of the way and Dave dives between the top and middle ropes, impacting with the corner post. With Dave defenseless in the corner, Velez starts arguing with Angel. This gives Jason Blair an opening to take a running punch at Dave's prone head. This causes Dave to fall to ground at ringside.}
Willy Carter: Nice bit of trickery by Charlie Velez there, distracting Angel so his lumberjacks can attack. Uh oh, here comes trouble!
{Milo Holland, Falcon, and Alex Jones are the trouble which Carter is on about. They come around the ring to confront Blair. Venom and Zelda walk up to Blair and stand at either side of him. Angel hears the commotion outside the ring, and goes over to sort it out. Seeing Angel coming, Venom is quick to "help" Dave to his feet and force him back into the ring. Velez dives on Dave and hooks his leg for another two count.}
Eric Hardy: A little bit of outside interference isn't going to win Velez this match, not with the World title on the line.
Kelly Knite: It'd help his cause though.
{Velez is on his feet, and stomps Dave's head a couple of times. Dave taunts to the crowd now, raising his hands in the air as if to say he's got this one in the bag. This bit of time wasting gives Velez the chance to get to a kneeling position. He swings a fist out, connecting with Velez's stomach and doubling him over. Dave now to his feet, chops Velez on the chest. This stings Velez, and Dave quickly runs and comes off the ropes. Velez has Dave scouted though, and hits his in the face with a jumping calf kick. Velez followed this up with an elbow drop to Dave's chest and a pin for 1... 2... and a kickout with some authority from Dave. Velez stands up. He leaps in the air, and drops down with a knee to Dave's chest. Another hook of the leg follows, resulting in a second 2 count in quick succession.}
Kelly Knite: Velez is so intense tonight. He's trying to wear Dave right down with chest shots and lots of quick pins.
Eric Hardy: It's good to see some tactics by him that aren't cheating tactics.
{Velez doesn't let off the pressure, as he gets Dave in a grounded side sleeper to wear him down some more. Velez wrenches on the hold, as Angel checks to see if Dave is ok and the sleeper is locked on legally. Milo shouts encouragement to his brother from outside the ring, and this seems to wake Dave up. He struggles and rolls, until he's able to find his way to his feet. Dave unloads an elbow into Velez's mid-section, followed by a second. Velez releases the what had become a side headlock, but is quick to take control again with a closed fist punch to Dave's face. This backs Dave into the corner. Velez runs at Dave, who manages to get a foot up and into Velez's face. Dave shoots out of the corner and bounces off the ropes. He runs back at Velez, but Velez quickly shifts his positioning and scoops Dave up into a firemans carry. Velez tosses Dave forward and falls to his back, driving his knees into Dave's gut. Velez goes for another cover and gets 1... 2... Shoulder up just as Angel's hand was coming down a third time!}
Eric Hardy: Amazing counter by Velez, and a near three count afterward.
{Velez gets up, but Dave is still down. Velez drops a knee into Dave's stomach, and Dave rolls around in pain. Velez grabs Dave by the hair, and drags him to his feet. He whips Dave into the corner and follows him in, but Dave hops up the turnbuckle and flips over Velez's back. Velez hits the turnbuckle chest first, and Dave hits a quick desperation Russian leg sweep. Velez hits the mat, and Dave stays down with him. Angel starts a ten count... 1... 2... Velez is stirring, and has rolled onto his front... 3... Velez is to a knee, while Dave is just starting to get his breath back... 4... 5... Velez is to his feet and is shaking off the cobwebs, as Dave get to his knees. Velez closes down Dave as he finally gets to his feet also. Velez throws a punch which connects with the side of Dave's head. This seems to wake up Dave, who starts unloading violent elbow strikes to Velez's head. Three elbows are followed by a gut kick. Velez doubles over, and Dave kicks him in the face to make him stand up straight. Finishing off the combo of strikes, Dave hits a big dropkick which takes Velez out. With Velez down, Dave hits a perfect standing moonsault which is turns into a pin attempt for 1... 2... Venom pulls Dave off Velez by his leg! Angel gives Venom a harsh talking to for interrupting the pin, and warns him not to do it again. Dave isn't happy, but doesn't want to take his eyes off Velez.}
Kelly Knite: That would never have been a three count, but Venom did the right thing by breaking the pin.
Eric Hardy: How was that the right thing to do? It was cheating, blatent cheating!
{Dave stalks Velez now, waiting for him to stand. As Velez drags himself to his feet on the ropes and stumbles into the middle of the ring, Dave goes for The Magic Touch... But Velez ducks out of the way just in time! Velez, now behind Dave, wraps his arms around Dave's mid-section and throws him over with a release German Suplex. Velez stands now, smiling sickly as he watches Dave stand up, holding his neck. Velez rushes forward for a Closure, but Dave lifts a foot high out of desperation and hits a standing big boot on Velez completely by accident! Velez flies backward and rolls out of the ring, and is quickly surrounded by Venom, Zelda, and Blair. As they are checking Velez to see if he's ok, Dave suddenly runs at the ropes and vaults over, taking out Velez, Venom, and Blair. Zelda managed to avoid getting hit.}
Eric Hardy: Oh my God! Dave Holland just threw himself over the top rope, and destroyed Velez and co!
Willy Carter: Zelda didn't take any of the impact, luckily for her.
{Dave rolls into the ring and starts getting the crowd fired up, as he can feel the end of the match is near. As the crowd cheers, Zelda shouts something at Dave which makes him look at her. Velez rolls into the ring at this point, and as the crowd boos, he spins Dave around on the spot and hits the Closure! Velez covers Dave and Angel counts the 1... 2... 2.5... 3!! Angel calls for the bell, and Velez is the new NCW World champion!}
Willy Carter: Charlie Velez did it! He's the new World champion!!
Eric Hardy: Damn it! He had to cheat to get the win.
Kelly Knite: To be fair, Zelda cheated, not Velez.
Eric Hardy: Either way Dave Holland just got cheated out of the World title!
{Venom rolls into the ring to celebrate his stable mates win, and streamers fall into the ring from high in the arena. The crowd boos as Velez is handed the World title by Angel. Velez snatches it out of Angel's hand and raises it in the air.}
Eric Hardy: Well the time has finally come. Ladies and Gentlemen... ITS TIME TO RIOT!!!
Willy Carter: WOOT!
Kelly Knite: 30 men will enter the ring, only 1 can walk away with a World Title shot. Who will it be? Andrew Jacobsen? Steve Awesome? That rat bastard Falcon?
Eric Hardy: It could be anyone Kelly. Literally anyone. This match is so unpredictable. Last year we saw the Ace enter at number one and almost win the whole thing.
Willy Carter: Last year was sweet, it was the beginning of Angel's rise to the top of nCw, and what a rise. You've got to expect whoever walks out of this thing the winner has all the momentum one needs to go all the way.
Kelly Knite: Definitely. The weeks leading up to the Riot have been heated, allot of things have been said, lots of threats and promises, now is the time for action. You guys ready?
Willy Carter: Hells yes.
Eric Hardy: You know it.
Kelly Knite: Time to Riot.
RIOT MATCH
#1 Contender To The World Championship
30 Wrestlers
It's the largest match in NCW's history, it's on the biggest stage, it's total mayhem with only one thing on the line... a shot at the NCW championship, winner takes all. Which one of these men will join Angel in immortality with a win here, which one of these men will walk away with a shot at becoming another NCW legend?
{ Amber Ashe is in the center of the ring. }
Amber Ashe: Welcome to the 2011 New Championship Wrestling RIOT!
{ Big pop. }
Amber Ashe: 30 men will enter, 1 man will receive a guaranteed nCw World title shot. We will start with 2 men int he ring and every 2 minutes someone new will enter the match until all 30 participants are in the ring. There is only one way to win, throw 29 other men over the top rope. LETS RIOT!
{ "Indestructible" by Disturbed kicks us off as the fans go nuts, the Riot has begun. Jacobsen runs out onto the stage and begins to pump the crowd up. He doesn't waste allot of time though and runs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He gets right up and begins to gesture for his first challenger to make his way to the ring. }
Amber Ashe: The first entrant in this years Riot... ANDREW JACOBSEN!!!
{ Huge pop from the crowd. }
Eric Hardy: He looks more than ready to go.
Kelly Knite: Then lets not keep him waiting, Mr. Hunt, come on down!
{ "Warrior" by Disturbed blares through out the arena and the fans pop for Shane Hunt as well when he walks out onto the stage. Jacobsen dances around, pumped up and Shane doesn't want to disappoint. Hunt jogs down to the ring and climbs up on the apron, entering the ring. }
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 2... SHANE HUNT!
Eric Hardy: This is it guys, the Riot is about to begin and we're starting off with two of the favorites to go all the way.
Kelly Knite: It'd be pretty amazing if either of them lasted the whole match and some how won.
Willy Carter: Too bad my main man Awesome has this biznitch on lock down.
{ Hunt and Jacobsen each stand in a corner... DING DING! Shane and Andrew move right in, the bigger man slams his knee into Andrew's mid section and clubs him over the back. Andrew fights back the urge to go down and responds with a European upper cut that drives Shane Hunt back. Andrew hits the ropes and connects with a nice clothes line and follows it right up with a Russian leg sweep. Jacobsen nips up, Hunt is right behind him. Andrew goes for the tie up and tries to drive Shane into the corner but Hunt quickly over powers him and sends Andrew back first into the turn buckles. Andrew tries to move but Hunt crashes against him with his own clothes line. Jacobsen staggers forward and Hunt takes him by the throat and sends him flying back into the corner. Andrew tries to get a quick burst of speed but Hunt connects with a big boot that lays Andrew out. }
Eric Hardy: Andrew Jacobsen at a slight disadvantage here and Shane Hunt is definitely pressing his advantage.
Kelly Knite: We're one minute in and already Jacobsen is taking allot of punishment, I have no idea how he could pull this thing out.
Eric Hardy: He's got the heart of a champion, Kell.
Willy Carter: And the skills of a potato.
{ Shane drags Andrew to his feet, Andrew throws both of Shane's arms away and connects with a perfect drop kick that sends Hunt backward. Andrew is right up to his feet and runs at Shane full bore connecting with a nice shoulder block to the mid section, Andrew wraps his arms around Hunt and drops the big man with a belly to belly suplex. The fans are shocked that he was able to muscle Hunt down like that. Shane is trying to get up but Andrew throws him in a rear naked choke and pulls him down to the mat. Hunt fights it off but Andrew has the move in tight. Shane is reaching for the ropes but the ropes won't do anything here. Andrew keeps choking him until finally Shane begins to give up the fight. The seconds tick down and before you know it we have five seconds left... }
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 3... RICKY JOHNSON!
{ "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays as Ricky literally runs to the ring. He slides in and drops a quick elbow across Andrew's side. }
Eric Hardy: Here is Ricky Johnson, the most decorated man in all of nCw who has never won the World title.
Kelly Knite: This match could be his one and only chance Eric.
Willy Carter: No doubt he'll drop the ball.
Eric Hardy: I wouldn't say that, he's not none for failure.
Willy Carter: Just never following through.
{ Ricky prys Andrew off of Shane and sends him flying into the ropes with an Irish whip. Andrew comes back off the rebound and Ricky connects with a big spine buster. Johnson is on fire as he heads to the top rope. Andrew is trying to get up, Ricky comes flying off the top with a cross body and takes Jacobsen down. Johnson is up again and Andrew is trying to move to the corner but Ricky kicks him in the side of the head, stands him up, spins him around and sends him shoulder first into the ring post. Andrew rears back in pain and Ricky grabs him with a release German suplex! Ricky looks pretty happy with himself right now and turns his attention to the slowly recovering Shane Hunt. Hunt is just about to his feet when Ricky nails the step up enzugiri! Shane is against the ropes, Ricky comes at him fast and looks for a clothes! No, Shane ducks and goes for the back drop over the ropes! Ricky lands on the apron! He turns and uses the ropes to spring board back into the ring with a tornado ddt on Shane Hunt! }
Eric Hardy: Ricky almost went out right there, thankfully he was able to land on his feet.
Kelly Knite: The early eliminations are important, you want to be able to establish some sort of momentum for the rest of the match.
Willy Carter: Yeah, you wanna really build up some cred for when Steve Awesome sends your ass over the top rope and picks up the win.
Eric Hardy: Steve Awesome may stand the best chance of winning, but it is by no means a guarantee.
Willy Carter: If thats what you have to tell yourself.
{ Ricky Johnson is quick to his feet and lands a forearm shot to Andrew Jacobsen! Jacobsen staggers into the ropes and Ricky is looking for a clothes line but Andrew is able to slide out of the way, Ricky hits nothing but air and Andrew catches him from behind with a neck breaker. Andrew is up and he brings Ricky with him. Andrew looks for a snap suplex, hits it, he brings Ricky to his feet again and nails another snap suplex. Andrew is looking for a third one when Shane Hunt takes Ricky by the other arm and now both Andrew and Shane lift Ricky up into the air! }
Eric Hardy: TWO MAN SUPER PLEX!
{ The two of them bring Ricky crashing down to the mat with a thud. They get up and smile before Shane clocks Andrew in the face with a right hand and scoops him up into his arms like a baby. }
Kelly Knite: That was short lived.
{ Shane tries to throw Andrew out of the ring as the clock counts down. }
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 4... MR. HAPPY!!!!
{ "Mr. Happy" by ICP plays as Happy runs to the ring... Well... Wobbles. }
Willy Carter: Oh god...
Kelly Knite: He's really in this match? I thought it was a joke?
Eric Hardy: Well, there he is.
{ Happy is in the ring, Ricky is up but Happy just clothes line him back to the mat. Shane is about to throw Andrew over when Mr. Happy grabs Shane from behind with a bear hug! Shane lets Andrew go and he falls gracefully onto the apron. Happy pulls Shane up and some how, some way, Happy German suplexs Shane Hunt! Andrew doesn't understand whats going on as Happy walks over to him to make sure he's ok. }
Willy Carter: What in the hell?
Eric Hardy: You've got me.
{ Mr. Happy pats Andrew on the butt and helps him up. Andrew thanks Mr. Happy and starts to head back to the match when Mr. Happy grabs Andrew by he head and KISSES HIM! OPEN MOUTH AND EVERYTHING! }
Announce team: *Throws up*
{ Andrew is in total shock, he was just kissed by the most disgusting man on the planet. Jacobsen just stands there as Mr. Happy tells him. }
Mr. Happy: I love you.
{ From behind Shane Hunt comes at Andrew, Happy pushes Andrew out of the way and takes the big boot from the big man and goes flying out of the ring like a fat sack of potatoes! }
Amber Ashe: Mr. Happy has been eliminated!
Eric Hardy: Thank god.
Willy Carter: That was nasty.
Kelly Knite: You think Andrew is ok?
Willy Carter: Doubtful. Thats kiss probably broke his spirit.
{ Mr. Happy points at Andrew and makes the sign of a heart the whole way out of the ring side area. Andrew and Shane both shrug when Ricky Johnson comes flying off the top rope with clothes line and knocks both men down! }
Eric Hardy: Alright, things are getting back to normal.
Kelly Knite: Shane Hunt with the first elimination. Not bad.
Eric Hardy: Lets see if he can keep it going.
{ Ricky pulls Shane up and sends him into the corner. Ricky connects with a nice body splash on Hunt before lifting his leg up onto the top rope. Andrew is up and begins to help Ricky push Shane up onto the top rope. The two men have Shane teetering on the top rope, he's fighting for his very existence as Ricky and Andrew team up for what might be the "biggest" elimination of the match. }
Kelly Knite: Shane Hunt's world title aspirations could come to a bitter end right here.
Eric Hardy: We're all only 4 entrants in, I'd hate to see him eliminated so soon.
Willy Carter: Just more fodder for Awesome.
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 5... VENOM!
{ "Swagger Like Us" by MIA hits and the fans go right to booing as Venom makes his way out onto the ramp. }
Eric Hardy: And here comes Venom.
Kelly Knite: He has it set in his mind that he will be facing the World Champion.
Eric Hardy: So do allot of people.
Willy Carter: And Steve Awesome will shatter all of their dreams.
{ Instead of getting in the ring, Venom walks around the side and takes a seat next to the announce team, grabbing a head sat and realizing. }
Venom: Hey.
Kelly Knite: The hell are you doing?
Venom: Enjoying the Riot like anyone else. What? No where in the rules does it say I have to be in the ring the whole time.
{ Shane is still trying to fight off his would be eliminators. }
Eric Hardy: You sure you don't want to get in there and maybe take out Shane Hunt?
Venom: Nah, I'm good right here.
{ Shane is about to go over, Andrew and Ricky are giving it all they got. Shane fires off an elbow that just catches Andrew in the bridge of the nose. Andrew falls back and Shane suddenly has the leverage he needs to get a foot on the ground. Ricky tries to power him out but Shane nails him right in the face with a right hand. }
Venom: Too bad, looked like the big guy was about to go over. Oh well.
Kelly Knite: They might have gotten him out if you were in there.
Venom: We'll never know.
{ Shane is back in the ring and Ricky comes right at him, Shane goes for another back drop but Ricky instead knees Shane in the face and connects with a jawbreaker. Hunt falls against the turn buckles and Ricky climbs up on the second rope and begins to fire away some right hands. The fans count all the way up to ten. }
Venom: Not a smart place to be.
Eric Hardy: I've got agree with you... HEY! Get in the ring!
Venom: No.
{ Andrew comes up from behind and climbs up on the ropes too, he wraps his arms around Ricky and goes for a German suplex, Shane grabs Ricky's legs and steps forward for a POWER BOMB! Andrew with a German suplex, Shane with the power bomb, all three of them lay in a crumpled mess on the mat. }
Venom: That really looked like it hurt, good thing I'm sitting out here where it's safe.
Willy Carter: Hell yeah, why be in the ring when you can let all the idiots ware each other out first?
Venom: Exactly.
Kelly Knite: Should of known you Young Guns would do this.
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 6...
{ "Call to Action" by Pillar begins to play and the crowd is shocked, confused and over joyed. }
Amber Ashe: ZELDA KNITE!!!!
Eric Hardy and Kelly Knite: WHAT!?
Venom: That's right.
{ Zelda comes flying out from backstage and right into the ring. }
Venom: Gotta go.
{ Venom is up and in the ring. }
Eric Hardy: What a surprise, Zelda Knite is in the Riot match!
Kelly Knite: This was supposed to be that Terminator guy, but he got fires. This is just amazing.
Willy Carter: And now the Young Guns are going to dominate.
Eric Hardy: Should of figured he was waiting for back up.
{ Venom and Z go right for Shane is trying to get up. Venom hits a clothes line as Zelda hits a drop kick and Hunt goes down. Venom stands Shane up and Zelda goes to the top rope, she flies off with a spinning head scissors take down and sends Shane Hunt flying to the mat. Zelda is right up, her and Venom high five before heading over to Ricky Johnson. Ricky throws a wild right hand at Venom but Zelda kicks him square in the gut and KNITES OF THE ROUND! }
Kelly Knite: Ricky doesn't stand a chance against both of them.
Eric Hardy: Which is the idea.
{ Zelda and Venom looked pretty pleased with themselves when Andrew Jacobsen comes out of no where and Body Checks Venom! }
Willy Carter: Damn that goody two shoes.
{ Andrew is up and spins right around into Zelda. }
Kelly Knite: Uh oh. Whats going to happen here?
Willy Carter: Bet he won't "Falcon" her.
{ Andrew looks confused, he asks Zelda whats going on? She smiles. }
Zelda Knite: I CAME TO PLAY!
{ And Zelda goes for the Knites of the Round again but Andrew blocks it and pushes her away. Zelda falls to the ground and rolls into a ball. She starts to cry. }
Willy Carter: HE KNOCKED HER DOWN!
Kelly Knite: Didn't seem like that hard of a push.
{ Andrew walks over to console her but she suddenly looks up and starts laughing as Venom spins Jacobsen around and bam! Xed Out! }
Eric Hardy: And it was all a clever set up... Wonderful...
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
Amber Ashe: Entrant number 7... DDK!!!!
{ "Duality" by Slipknot hits the pa and... Nothing happens... }
Eric Hardy: Where's DDK?
{ Zelda and Venom look around, all prepared to face the mad man in the whig. }
Kelly Knite: Maybe he's not going to show?
{ Suddenly the lights go out. }
Willy Carter: I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!!!
{ And they come back on, DDK is behind the Young Guns. Venom and Zelda turn and DDK is off and running... BANG! HE BANGED THEM BOTH! IT WAS A DOUBLE BANG! }
Eric Hardy: DDK WITH THE BANG!
Kelly Knite: they never saw it coming!
Eric Hardy: Gotta wonder if Zelda is going to cry about this one too.
