Singles Match
Singles Match
Blackheart defeats Jack Hammond
In a huge upset, Blackheart was able to pin Jack Hammond and pick up a victory in the opening Wired match.
Freakke the Clown vs Mr. Mysterio
Mr. Mysterio and Freakke had a back and forth match, just when it looked like Freakke was about to give Mysterio the lemon pie, Blackheart came out of the crowd, stole the pie from Freakke, and gave him a taste of it. Allowing Mr. Mysterio to hit Freakke with the Final Destination and pick up the win.
{Road to the Gold suddenly starts with little fan fare as we are suddenly taken to the arena.}
Eric Hardy: Fans, sorry to come to you so suddenly, but it appears something is going on backstage before what was supposed to be our first match of the evening.
Kelly Fox: Apparently Hexx and Gibby couldn't wait to get this show kicked off.... probably because Hexx was drunk and started a fight....
Eric Hardy: When has that ever happened? Forget it... lets just go to the back.
{The camera's go to backstage area where instead of seeing a fighting Gib and Hexx we see Hexx laying on the ground writhing in pain. Simon Daye is standing over Hexx as nCw officials and security arrive on the scene.}
The General: What the hell happened!?
Simon Daye: …. I hae no idea... I just found him like this!
{The camera turns and shows Gib walking onto the screen Gib looks surprised as he looks down at Hexx. }
The General: Gib... this is uncalled for man...
Gib: What in the **beep** are you talking about.... I just now left the locker room.
The General: If you didn't do it....
{The camera pans around and standing behind General with a baseball bat in his hand is former nCw champion Adam Knite! The crowd erupts in cheers as Adam smiles. The camera zooms in on Adam's face who looks back into the camera.}
Adam Knite: You didn't think the winniest World Champion in nCw's history was going to miss a night like this did you?
Kelly Fox: he's here Eric! The greatest champion in nCw history! Here tonight!
Eric Hardy: Calm down will ya.
Adam Knite: Come on Gib.... lets go get ready....
Gib: Oh hell yeah.
Eric Hardy: Get ready for what? What are they planning here tonight!?
Kelly Fox: Just sit back and enjoy the show Hardy!
{The shot of Adam and Gib walking away from Hexx's body fades and Hero by Skillet begins blasting as a video montage begins to play hyping the past month's action ending with a shot of Steve Awesome standing over Will Washington with the Road to the Gold tropey in this hand. We cut to the arena where the crowd is on their feet, the arena is rocking with noise and flashes from cameras are going off everywhere. After panning the crowd we settle back to Eric and Kelly at ringside.}
Eric Hardy: Welcome fans I don't know what just happened... but...... Road to the Gold.... THREE! That's right... three, the third RttG pay per view.
Kelly Fox: What an event.... what a lineup of matches... what a night this is going to be, celebrating three years of Road to the Gold pay per views... 2007, 2008, and now 2009. Amazing.
Eric Hardy: It's been stunning seeing how nCw has grown Kelly, and tonight will be a show celebrating just that....
Kelly Fox: I can't wait... I'm glad this next match is going to be early... because I'm so excited for it, I can barely contain myself.
Eric Hardy: There is only one way to describe this next match, disaster-piece.
Kelly Fox: I'm expecting four very bloody men in about fifteen minutes.
Eric Hardy: How about a new Xtreme champion?
Kelly Fox: I'm not sure Hardly. You got Cross who has had Shaddix up his ass all month, Karn who has been busting his ass to get a shot and the dark horse Fergus.
Eric Hardy: Truly, anything can happen in this next bout.
Kelly Fox: Anything and everything I'm guessing.
Xtreme Assault X Match
Xavier Cross* vs. Shaddix vs. JFK vs. Fergus Callaghan
Flanagan's Ball by Dropkick Murphy's starts to play of the PA as Fergus Callaghan come out onto the entrance ramp. Fergus is wearing a t-shirt and jeans, his hands are wrapped in green tape. He walks down with a helmet on that has a couple of cans of Guinness on it. He drinks the beer as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets into the ring and burps and takes off the helmet and gets ready for the match.
Kelly Fox: Watch him suck down those beers, he's gonna need to be inebriated as possible if he thinks he's going to make it across that barbed wire wrapped X structure.
Eric Hardy: What was Chris thinking when he worked out this match?
Kelly Fox: I heard Brad Kane suggested it to him.
Eric Hardy: Their both out of their minds.
Lights go out and pyro explodes as a spotlight shines on the top of the entrance way and follows Shaddix as he makes his way into the ring. Shaddis is wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans with his hands taped with black tape. Once in the ring, Shaddix holds up both hands, with his pointer finger half bent on each one. He does a cutthroat gesture with both hands as pyro explodes in the ring and the lights come back on.
Eric Hardy: And this is the man of the hour. The Shadowmaster has been a thorn in Cross' side all month long.
Kelly Fox: Shaddix played his hand just right to worm his way into the title picture after only just returning this past month.
Eric Hardy: Credit where credit is due, he played us like a fiddle.
"First you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you're gonna die"
Tyler's voice is heard over the P.A system just before Five Finger Death Punches "White Knuckles" comes blasting over the P.A. system. "Oh, f*** it all!" The heavy guitars blast throw the speakers and the opening verse is heard, JFK comes walking out from the back wearing a JFK T-Shirt and jeans, his hands wrapped up in tape. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and rolls into the ring; he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit and then heads to his corner waiting for the match to start.
Kelly Fox: Alright, there is no denying that JFK is among some of the hardest working men in the business today.
Eric Hardy: His road to the Xtreme title has been a long one, but one has to wonder if this is his night or not.
Kelly Fox: I'm sure in his mind, it is.
Sparks start shooting upwards at the top of the ramp, the lights dim as blue and green laser lights ignite the center of the curtain. The music starts playing as a hand proceeds out from behind the curtain as the music starts playing. Stepping out, Xavier Cross, in his own t-shirt and jeans, his hands taped with black tape, holds both his arms up, soaking in the crowd’s response. Flexing his right arm, he kisses it and then points at the crowd. Then he kisses his left hand, as its clenched in a fist and then points at the crowd once more before bending over, crossing his arms, and when he stands back straight up pyro explodes behind him. Walking down the ramp, he leans into one of the barricades as the camera zooms into him leaning against the fans. Nodding his head holding up one finger before stepping away, giving a few fans a high five. Hopping up onto the apron, he turns facing the entrance ramp leaning backwards on the rope as he lifts one leg up and gets into the ring. Beating his chest, he walks over to the ring ropes facing the announce crew, looking at the crowd again, soaking in what they are saying. He steps on the ropes lifting himself up, holding up his hands in an X once more as the ring posts ignite blue pyro straight into the air. Nodding his head once more and beating his chest. He walks over to the turnbuckle far away, Xavier smiles and starts stretching waiting for the bell.
Eric Hardy: And in Xavier Cross' mind it's time to prove to the world just why he was able to win that belt in the first place just last month inside Xtreme WarFare.
Kelly Fox: No one doubts this kid has huge set a... You know, but he's facing stiffer competition in a match where you don't to score a pin fall to win.
Eric Hardy: All of which I'm sure has been running through his mind this past month.
All four men look up at the Xtreme title just as the bell sounds. Shaddix turns and goes to bolt up the corner but all three other men tackle him from behind, clubbing blows all around as the group rips Shaddix off the second rope. Fergus tries for a move but Cross whip kicks him in the face then nails a standing moonsult on Shaddix. JFK hits a spinning back fist as Fergus as he gets up then grabs him from behind with a t-bone suplex right onto the barbed wire wrapped ropes. Fergus hangs there for a few second before just spilling over the ropes and to the outside. The t-shirt Fergus was wearing for protections is all ripped up now. Cross is wailing on Shaddix's face. JFK goes to grab for Cross but Cross counters with an arm drag take down on JFK right into an arm bar.
Eric Hardy: Not even three minutes into this match and Fergus is already bleeding all over the ring.
Kelly Fox: A t-bone suplex into barbed wire will have that effect.
Eric Hardy: And look at Cross trying to injure the arm of JFK, smart thinking early on in this match.
Kelly Fox: Karn is going to need that arm when he tries to climb for the title.
Shaddix turns over and slowly gets back to his feet. On the outside Fergus has pulled a ladder from under the ring and set it up on the outside. Shaddix looks up at the belt and decides to go for it. Fergus now has a kendo stick as he climbs the ladder, nursing his stomach. Cross is still wrenching on JFK's arm as Shaddix reaches up with his taped up hands and grabs onto the barbed wire rope that leads to the Xtreme title. Just as Shad pulls himself up, Fergus leaps off the top of the ladder and nearly decapitates Shaddix, bringing the kendo stick down across his throat. Both men crash back into the ring, drawing the attention of Cross.
Kelly Fox: HOLY CRAP!
Eric Hardy: Fergus is out of his mind, I'm telling you.
Kelly Fox: I think he crushed Shad's esophagus.
Eric Hardy: I wouldn't be surprised.
Cross releases JFK and gets to his feet, he runs for Fergus but takes a kendo stick shot to the gut, then one over the back and one right across the back of his neck. Cross drops to his knees and Fergus hits a running bull dog. JFK gets to his feet and tries to loosen his arm up as Fergus turns his attention o him. Fergus runs, swinging the kendo stick wildly but JFK ducks the shot and spins Fergus around, he hits three quick right jabs, a kick to the stomach and a gut wrench power bomb right into the barbed wire ropes, for the second time Fergus feels their wrath. JFK stumbles back and turns, seeing Shaddix back on his feet.
Kelly Fox: Look at JFK go, there is no stopping him tonight.
Eric Hardy: He wants that gold bad and I don't think anyone will be able to stop him until he has it.
Shaddix rubs his throat and turns right into JFK who spears him right into the ring ropes, both men are caught up in the barbed wire now, but JFK doesn't seem phased as he unleashes a folly of right hands into the face of Shaddix. Xavier Cross is up and hits a stalling drop kick on Fergus Callaghan who was trying to pull himself loose from the barbed wire. Cross turns and sees JFK pulling himself loose. Cross bolts right for JFK but Karn some how senses Cross coming for him and turns in time to catch him with a hip toss that sends the Xtreme Champion right over the top rope and back first into the ladder that was set up on the outside, both Cross and the ladder crash into the ring barrier, Cross lands on the back of his head and neck. The crowd goes absolutely crazy as JFK takes a few steps back.
Eric Hardy: He just threw the Xtreme Champion out of the ring and into a ladder and now he's planning what?
Kelly Fox: Something totally bat sh!! crazy!
Eric Hardy: Oh no...
Karn screams into the air and pounds his chest before running right at the ropes, he leaps over them with a senton splash right onto of the crumpled up Cross on the ladder.
"NC DUB! NC DUB! HOLY SH!! HOLY SH!!"
Eric Hardy: I can't even hear myself think over the screaming fans in the arena.
Kelly Fox: They came for Xtreme and their getting it tonight. The Kane's are going to have a tough match to out do.
Eric Hardy: These four men are going to have a tough match to win.
Kelly Fox: That too.
Back inside the ring, Shaddix is once again trying to get something going as he pry's his shirt loose from he barbed wire. Shaddix begins to climb the ropes but Fergus will have none of it and pushes one of Shad's legs off the top rope, Shad comes down hard, straddling the top rope, his grape fruits crushed by his own weight and barbed wire. The look on his face is pure and utter pain as Fergus uses the turnbuckles to nail a step heel kick right to the face. Shad almost falls to the outside but Fergus grabs his face and pulls it right down into the barbed wire wrapped rope, then begins to rub his head against the barbs over and over again. The blood pours from Shaddix's new head wounds.
Eric Hardy: Fergus is unrelenting in his attacks on Shadix.
Kelly Fox: Would you like him to relent?
Eric Hardy: I'd like him to not drink before a match so he could focus on winning instead of just hurting people.
Kelly Fox: Meh, I'm all for drunken violence.
Eric Hardy: Which of course nCw does not endorse kids.
Kelly Fox: But Kelly Fox does.
Shaddix rolls off the top rope and tries to regain his composure on the apron but Fergus, with a running head start, flies over the top rope and nails a picture perfect Irish Rose on Shaddix off the ring apron and onto the padded arena floor.
"FERGIE! FERGIE!"
Eric Hardy: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Kelly Fox: THE IRISH ROSE BABY!
Eric Hardy: Well forget about caution being thrown to the wind, between Karn and Callaghan, caution is a homicide victim.
Kelly Fox: You don't have to tell me Hardly.
JFK is finally coming too, his back still sore but the fans firmly behind him after that psychotic senton out of the barbed wire wrapped ring. He looks around trying to find a good weapon to use, nCw having placed several around the ring. He finds what he's looking for in a black bag next to the steps, thumb tacks. He dumps them out all over the floor and turns to spot Xavier Cross trying to get back to his feet. JFK grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ring steps, Karn comes up from behind and Cross grabs him with a Russian Leg sweep, both men going into the pile of tacks. They roll around in pain, the tacks glistening in their backs, their shirts filled with rips. Fergus stumbles to his feet and grabs a steel chair. He pats it with his hand before swinging for Shaddix's face, but Shad moves, he jumps to his feet with a European upper cut. Fergus turns and Shaddix German suplexs him right onto the announcer's table, the table doesn't break.
Eric Hardy: Well it looks like its time to move Kelly.
Kelly Fox: Couldn't they break the Spanish announce table for once?
Eric Hardy: I'm sure someone will, but for now, we have to move.
Shaddix climbs up on to the table. JFK pulls himself up on the ring apron and spots Shad and Fergus. Shad has Fergus up, but the two start exchanging blows. JFK staggers around the ring and pulls Fergus' legs out from under him. Karn jumps up onto the table and tries to tackle Shaddix who unloads a few axe handles across JFK's back.
Eric Hardy: I'm not sure I like where this is going. We got three men all on top of the table, all battling it out while Cross seems to be grabbing a ladder.
Kelly Fox: Oh my god this is so going to own.
The table shudders under the weigh of the three men. Cross has the ladder from earlier and slides it into the ring. JFK and Shaddix are still struggling for the upper hand as Cross rolls under the ropes. Fergus low blows JFK and socks Shad in the stomach. The ladder is up. Fergus takes both Shad and James and slams their heads into each other. Cross is climbing the ladder. Fergus has both Shaddix and JFK set up for a double DDT just as Cross reaches the top of the ladder inside the ring.
Kelly Fox: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS! CROSS IS BAT SH!! CRAZY AND I LOVE IT!
Eric Hardy: So does the arena. God what is he planning to do? He's going to take years off his life, and for what?
Kelly Fox: THE BLOOD THIRSTY FANS! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
XAVIER CROSS FLIES OFF THE LADDER WITH A 630 SPLASH RIGHT ON TOP OF FERGUS CALLAGHAN, SHADDIX AND JFK!!!
Eric and Kelly: HOLY ****!!!!
It's like an impact sight in one of those asteroid movies, the table is destroyed and all four men are laid out that is until Cross jumps to his feet to a...
"THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! CLAP CLAP CLAP!"
Eric Hardy: I don't even believe my eyes right now.
Kelly Fox: We have to watch that again.
Xtreme Rewind Brought to you by Stacker: XAVIER CROSS FLIES OFF THE LADDER WITH A 630 SPLASH RIGHT ON TOP OF FERGUS CALLAGHAN, SHADDIX AND JFK!!!
Kelly Fox: That was the single craziest thing I have ever seen happen in a Xtreme title match.
Eric Hardy: And just think, the Kane's haven't even wrestled yet.
Kelly Fox: Adam is going to get lucky tonight for sure.
Eric Hardy: Too much info.
Kelly Fox: Or not enough, damn this is hot.
Cross staggers around and smiles. He leans against the apron and rolls in under the bottom rope. Xavier grabs the ropes and begins to pull himself up in the corner. He reaches the top rope and reaches with his taped hand for the barbed wire rope which leads to his title. Xavier looks beat and tired, but he isn't done, not until he wins. He takes a hold of the rope and pulls himself up. The tape and jeans give him some protection, but it still freaking hurts.
Eric Hardy: Could this be all she wrote?
Kelly Fox: If theres a god we'll something else absolutely crazy.
On the outside we see Shaddix start to come too. Shaddix looks up to see Cross on the rope, inching his way toward victory. With a burst of adrenaline, Shaddix dives under the ropes and rolls to his feet.
Kelly Fox: And here we go.
Cross is half way to his belt as Shaddix moves the ladder right under the title. You cannot win this match by using a ladder. Shaddix starts to climb up, Cross' hands touch the strap but he pulls back as Shad fires a right hand into Xavier's face. Cross tries to hold on while swatting at Shad, but to no avail as Shad continues to throw hard right hands. A red mark begins to well up where Shad is blasting Cross in the face.
Eric Hardy: These two really have it out of each other tonight.
Kelly Fox: I almost wonder if this is something personal for Shaddix or if its really all bout the belt?
Eric Hardy: The way he's been gunning for Cross, you'd think there'd be more to it.
In one swift movement, Shaddix comes off the ladder, taking hold of Xavier's neck and ripping his body free from the barbed wire ropes for a reverse neck breaker all the way back into the ring. The fans all let out a breath of relief as both men roll over at about the same time. In the mean time, Karn is back on his feet, with a Callaghan firmly attached to his boot. Karn turns and kicks him in the face as hard as he can.
Kelly Fox: That was pretty crazy, but I'm looking for Eric Hardy's head exploding crazy.
Eric Hardy: Somehow all four of these men are still going, so you may just get your wish Kelly.
JFK walks toward the ring but Fergus cracks him in the back with a chunk of the table, JFK falls against the apron, Fergus grabs his hair and slams his face into the apron then rakes it against the ropes. JFK falls back and grabs his face as the blood flows, Fergus drop kicks JFK and he flies backward into the ring post, bashing the back of his head. Fergus bends down and begins to rip up the padding from the floor, exposing the concrete. He looks back at Karn who is barely standing, Fergus reaches out for him and Karn explodes with a clothes/leg sweep take down, slamming Fergus' head right into the concrete arena floor.
Eric Hardy: What was that?
Kelly Fox: Pretty impressive.
Eric Hardy: JFK has been a beast all night.
Kelly Fox: I think we're going to see this one come down to Karn and Cross.
Eric Hardy: You may be right, but the way Shaddix and Fergus have been going, this could easily go any which way.
JFK rolls over and sits up, he's not done. He looks under the ring and begins pulling out table after table, until he has four tables stacked on top of each other. JFK drags a table around one side of the ring and set it across the ring apron to the barrier, like a bridge, he grabs a second table and puts it on top of the first one. Fergus starts to come too, as do Cross and Shaddix in the ring. Fergus tries to get up but Karn puts him right back into the concrete with a nail in the coffin. Blood flows freely from the wound on Fergus' head as Karn drags him around the ring, stands him up and rolls him on top of the first table that bridges from apron to barrier.
Eric Hardy: I think this is going to be your big crazy moment Kelly.
Kelly Fox: Shhhh.
Inside the ring we see Shaddix trying to climb up the ladder again, disregarding the rule about having to climb the "X" Cross reaches up and grabs for a rung, then another. Shaddix has reached the top of the ladder and puts his hands on the Xtreme title as Cross sends a hard right hand into his midsection, then slams his face into the top of the ladder. JFK rolls into the ring, a bottle of lighter fluid and a box of matches in hand. He covers the top of the table which is set over Fergus, then lights it on fire. The entire arena goes quiet as they see whats about to take place.
Kelly Fox: If you some how ruin the next five seconds by speaking I'll rip your balls off.
Eric Hardy:......
With everything he has, JFK pushes over the 20 foot tall ladder, Shaddix goes flying off the top and crashes through the flaming table then down onto Fergus, destroying the table he was on. Both men lie in the rubble, completely unconscious, the flames dying out on their own. BUT! Xavier Cross managed to grab the barbed wire ropes before the ladder went over, dangling from the "X" the Xtreme title just out of his reach. Xavier tries to swing his legs up, but he just can't seem to find the strength. JFK realizes this could be it and makes a dash for the corner. He climbs up, then leaps onto the ropes, pulling his legs up, he ignores the pain shooting through his arms and legs as he shimmies across the "X."
Kelly Fox: You can speak now.
Eric Hardy: SHADDIX AND FERGUS ARE DEAD!!!!!
Kelly Fox: And it was the single most satisfying thing next to sex with Adam Knite only wearing the World Title.
Eric Hardy: I REALLY hope Falcon washed that thing.
Kelly Fox: Oh shut up.
Cross swings with all he has and manages to catch the ropes with his legs. JFK has reached the center of the "X" and reaches out with his right hand, he touches the title and goes to unhook but Cross hooks his arms under JFK's shoulders, the two men struggle, both only hanging on with their legs, but the power struggle is decided when some how Xavier Cross lets go of the ropes with his legs and swings himself in such a way that Karn comes off the structure in what can only be described as modified inverted double under hook facebuster.
"XAVIER! XAVIER! XAVIER!"
Kelly Fox: WHAT THE ?
Eric Hardy: A nasty inverted facebuster off the "X" structure, no way in hell those two are going to be up and about tomorrow morning.
Kelly Fox: I see a nice trip to the hospital in their immediate future. Just look at all the cuts and bruises on their arms and back from the barbed wire.
Eric Hardy: Insane match thought up by two insane people for these insane competitors. Truly only the most Xtreme man in nCw could survive this.
The entire arena is in awe of Xavier's athleticism and stamina as he somehow gets back up, falling against the barbed wire ropes, he seems to ignore the pain as he uses them to pull himself to the corner. One step at a time he climbs up the corner ropes and reaches up for hopefully the last time.
Eric Hardy: How the hell is he standing?
Kelly Fox: He's running off his burning desire to retain Hardly.
Eric Hardy: I can't even imagine a man tough enough to retain a title in this kind of match.
Kelly Fox: You may be about to see one.
Fergus Callaghan and Shaddix show some life as they climb to their feet, both seeing Cross pulling himself up onto the "X" structure.
Kelly Fox: This may be the final moments of this match.
Eric Hardy: Cross has a huge head start on all of his opponents.
Fergus begins to climb up the apron in one corner, Shaddix another. JFK starts to come too.
Eric Hardy: Cross is almost there, but Shaddix and Fergus are inching their way closer.
Xavier Cross now hangs upside down from the "X" as he works his way to the Xtreme title, at a very slow pace as he is almost completely spent. Both Fergus and Shaddix reach the top rope at the same time and begin to pull themselves up onto the "X." JFK gets to his feet and drags himself to a third corner. He starts to climb up as Xavier Cross reaches the middle of the "X."
Eric hardy: He's just about in reach of the belt.
