Singles Match
Women's Over-The-Top Battle Royal
Honor Match for #1 Contendership
Tag Team Match
Honor Championship
Joe Ragnal vs "Bad Luck" Chuck
Joe Ragnal wins.
Number 1 Contendership to Women's World title
Tara Fenix vs. Ashlie Ember vs. Charlaine Jones vs. Malice vs. Maria Williams vs. Megan Kane
Charlaine Jones is thrown out by Malice. Malice is thrown out by Ashlie, Ashlie is thrown out by Megan, Megan is thrown out by Maria, and Maria is thrown out by Tara Fenix, who wins the match.
Evan Andrews vs. Stefan Rzany
Stefan Rzany wins.
Doc and JFK vs. Joe Everyman and Max Myers
Doc and JFK wins
Venom(C) vs. Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams wins.
We open up backstage before the big theatrics, before the opening video and we find Kelly Knite sitting alone, looking at the plane ticket to Aspen that Steve had gotten her. Eric Hardy walks up to her.
Eric Hardy: Hey Kelly.
His voice startles her out of her train of thought. She looks up and gives her former broadcast partner a smile.
Kelly Knite: Oh…Hardly…..long time no talk. What’s up?”
He shrugs his shoulders.
Eric Hardy: So going to Aspen eh?
Kelly notices the tickets were out and she hides them behind her back.
Kelly Knite: Thought crossed my mind.
Eric Hardy: It sounds like it might be a fun trip.
Kelly Knite: Yeah, one would think that…..
She sighs and then Eric sighs.
Eric Hardy: Look Kel, I know things are confusing right now and you don’t know what to do. I don’t have any answers but I do know that as long as you do the right thing tonight…..you won’t go wrong.”
She looks up at Eric.
Kelly Knite: Oh yeah? And what’s the right thing?”
Eric smiles.
Eric Hardy: “Whatever your heart says it is. I have a show to commentate….have a good match out there Kelly.”
Eric turns and walks away, leaving Kelly alone again.
{The opening video montage begins now and when it's over Explosions of Pyros and lights scatter the arena as Picture Perfect hits your screen with a wave of theatrics. We go to Willy and Eric who are ready to call this pay per view that is looking amazing.}
Eric Hardy: Welcome fans, I'm just going to say it now, you won't be disappointed for your purchase here tonight.
Willy Carter: We have an amazing show. We have titles on the line, blood feuds, we have grudge matches like you wouldn't believe.
Eric Hardy: It's going to be one of the, if not the most exciting pay per views of NCW's three year existence!
Willy Carter: I can agree with that, it's shaping up to be an amazing night!
Eric Hardy: Without further wasting of time I guess we should get right to it then, shouldn't we?
nCw Tag Team Championship
Ladder Match
iWash* vs. Motor City Mafia
{The lights in the building go out before a green tint blankets the arena. The opening beats of Demon Hunter’s ‘The Soldier’s Song’ begin to play as red, white, and blue lights flash through. Through the entrance area come Will Washington and Ian Kline with their titles around their waists.}
[Song Lyrics]
{Washington holds his tattered American flag in the air while Kline soaks in the crowd’s roaring reaction. A sparkling pyro shoots off from both sides of the stage in a continuous stream. They stand there for a few moments while they are announced.}
Amber Ashe: “The following match is a Ladder Match….and it is for the nCw World Tag Team Championships! The only way to win is to climb the ladder and retrieve the titles hung high above the ring….. Coming to the ring first are your champions…..At a combined weight of four hundred and fifty-one pounds…..‘The Flying Corpse’ Ian Kline and ’The Patriotic Punisher’ Will Washington!”
[Song Lyrics]
{The World Tag Team Champions make their way down the ramp and into the ring. They stand on opposite corners and look out at the crowd.}
[Song Lyrics]
{Washington and Kline converge on the center of the ring and hand their belts to referee Mitch Kennedy. They stand around and talk strategy as they wait for Motor City Mafia to enter the arena.}
Eric Hardy: “There are our tag team champions and you better believe they’re looking to hold onto the belts longer than our other recent tag champs.”
Willy Carter: “Teams like Infamous, Dominicus Republic, Philip Burns and Falcon, and tonight’s challengers the Motor City Mafia all had brief runs this year, but I think these guys have what it takes to
Eric Hardy: “Well that remains to be seen. Tonight they defend the belts in what promises to be a brutalizing Ladder Match.”
Willy Carter: “And you notice Kline left the family backstage for this one. They know this one is going to be nasty and so do we.”
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{A soothing southern twang of a guitar wafts through the arena speakers.}
[Song Lyrics]
{The intro then quickly transforms into the opening riff of “Heaven” by Uncle Kracker as Johnny Rotten and Jayson Matthews, step out from behind the black curtain to a large amount of boos from the nCw crowd. Johnny stands in the middle of the ramp, swigging on a long neck bottle of some Pabst Blue Ribbon, as the young energetic Jayson Matthews runs from side to side unsuccessfully trying to hype up the crowd in attendance. The duo fist bump and then they begin to make their way down the ramp.}
Amber Ashe: “And their opponents….From Detroit, Michigan……At a combined weight of five hundred and seven pounds…..Jayson Matthews and Johnny Rotten….the Motor City Mafia!”
[Song Lyrics]
{Johnny Rotten places his palms on the top rope and pulls himself onto the apron and swings his legs over the top as Jayson just hops over with the minimalist of effort. Jayson hangs over the top rope using the second rope as support and Johnny stands behind him. They both throw there rock hands in the air as pyro shoot from the turnbuckles. The music slowly fades as the McM await the start of the match.}
Willy Carter: “Rotten and Matthews have something to prove here tonight also. There’s been a lot of talk from both teams about MCM’s lack of success.”
Eric Hardy: “It’s hard to believe that former Tag Team Champions like these guys could be as disrespected as they have been, but that’s the case.”
Willy Carter: “They’re on a mission to show they’re not the joke everyone thinks they are.”
Eric Hardy: “Well they’re still kind of a joke. But they can be a joke with championship gold.”
{Ladders surround the ringside area as the four competitors stand in the center of the ring and look up as the belts are hooked and lifted towards the heavens. Mitch Kennedy tells some instructions and no one pays attention to him. He signals for the bell and all four men begin to exchange punches. Rotten backs Kline back up to the ropes and sends them both over with a Cactus Clothesline, and Washington boots Matthews in the gut and plants him with a Piledriver. On the outside Rotten kicks Ian into the security railing, rendering him motionless long enough for him to grab a ladder. Rotten tries to slide the ladder under the ropes and into the ring, but Washington is waiting and Baseball Slides it back into his chest and neck. Washington slides out of the ring and nearly Pimp Slaps the beard right off of Johnny Rotten. He grabs the ladder and slides it in before climbing up on the apron. Will turns his back to the ring and prepares to dive to the outside on the recovering Rotten and Kline. He doesn’t get the chance because as he’s about to jump, Jayson hits a Front Dropkick to his back and sends him flying off on the three anyway. Jay grabs the top rope and springboards off with a swan dive, taking out the other three wrestlers. He quickly scurries back into the ring and tries to set up the ladder. It’s a struggle for Matthews to get the ladder erected due to his small stature, but after a while he finally muscles it up. He can only get up a few rungs before a hand reaches up and takes hold of his ankle. Ian Kline pulls at the leg and rips him down off the ladder. Matthews connects with a punch and tries to get up the ladder again. Kline grabs him a second time, before Matthews kicks his hand loose and makes it to the top of the ladder. He reaches up for the gold, before Ian gets under him and sweeps his leg out from under him, sending Jayson crashing down hard on his back.}
Eric Hardy: “First fall from a ladder goes to Jayson Matthews. I’m sure we’ll see a lot more where that came from.”
Willy Carter: “That just happened in the first couple of minutes too.”
Eric Hardy: “It’s not a sign of pretty things to come.”
Willy Carter: “Lock up the kids and the unicorns. It‘s gonna be ugly.”
{Kline realigns the ladder directly under the belts and looks to climb. Out of the corner of his eye he sees Rotten climb into the ring and he drops down. Ian fires off a big right hand that gets blocked and Johnny fires back with a Back Elbow to the mouth. Kline stumbles backwards and Rotten connects with a left handed shot. He yells out ‘ONE TEQUILA’ and the crowd boos wildly. He fires off a series of punches and with each one the crowd boos louder. Johnny winds up for the big right hand that follows ending the Tequila Combo. Kline ducks the punch and slams Rotten’s face into the ladder. He backs up holding his face and before he can react, Will Washington drops him with the Leaping Reverse Bulldog. Washington hit’s a Senton across the back of Rotten and rolls him out of the ring. Kline watches as Will traps Johnny in a Regal Stretch on the outside. He then begins to climb up the ladder before Jayson springboards off the ropes and onto the opposite side. Each of them tries to ascend quicker than the other, with Kline getting there first. He reaches for the gold before he’s hit in the sternum by a headbutt from Matthews. He slams Ian’s head into the top of the ladder and reaches for the belt himself. He almost has it before Kline recovers and Chops him in the chest. Jayson drops his arms and Ian looks for a big Roundhouse Kick while on top of the ladder. Jay catches his leg and slams it down across the top of the ladder, hurting his oft-injured knee. On the outside Washington thinks that Rotten is out of it, so he releases his hold, only to be tripped face first into the announce table. Rotten then lifts Will up by the throat and Choke Tosses him right through the table! Back in the ring Kline holds onto his knee with one hand and the ladder with the other while Matthews climbs to the pinnacle of the ladder. He sees Ian still feeling the pain, but sensing he still has the fight left to push him off, Matthews leaps, nailing a Hurricanrana to Kline from the top of the ladder! Both men crash to the mat as the crowd roars with their approval. Johnny Rotten rolls into the ring and surveys the situation. He pulls Kline over to the downed ladder and traps him in between it. He viciously slams the ladder down on the opponent over and over again.}
Eric Hardy: “Johnny Rotten’s name says it all. He’s a rotten guy. He’ll do whatever it takes to win.”
Willy Carter: “He’s the X-factor in this match.”
Eric Hardy: “His sheer size gives them such an advantage. Neither of the champs is anywhere near as big as him.”
Willy Carter: “I couldn’t have said it better than that….Oh yes I can. The man is humungous.
{Rotten bounces off the ropes and connects with a huge splash across the ladder and Kline’s chest. He looks satisfied with himself and moves ‘The Flying Corpse’ out of the way and into the corner. He sets the ladder up and before going over to the ropes to make sure Washington is still down. He looks to the broken announce table, but Will is nowhere to be seen. With a confused look Rotten’s eyes feverishly scan the area, and before you know it he knows exactly where Will is….he’s standing behind Rotten, slamming a steel chair across his back. Rotten turns around after the shot to the back and is drilled in the skull by the steel. It staggers Johnny but doesn’t put him down. ‘The Patriotic Punisher’ lets loose with another shot to the cranium…still not putting Rotten down. Washington holds the chair up and looks at the huge dent in it, not believing Rotten is still standing. He drops the chair and bounces off the ropes with a Leaping Bionic Elbow, sending Johnny stumbling through the ropes and back to the floor. Jayson Matthews runs at Washington and catches him with the a spinning Headscissors. Will is up quickly and he charges back at Jayson who avoids it and causes him to crash into the corner. Matthews jumps in with a Stinger Splash into the corner. He backs up and dives in with another one, continuing the Matthews Madness, the sends Will falling to his backside in the corner. Jayson gets a big smile on his face and backs up. He runs in looking for a very disrespectful Bronco Buster, but after only two bucks, Washington grasps him and shoots up before Powerbombing him down across a ladder.}
Willy Carter: “Wow what a powerful counter by Washington!”
Eric Hardy: “You can see the heart of a champion is beating inside of him.”
Willy Carter: “He obviously took offense to that Bronco Buster.”
Eric Hardy: “As would I in that situation.”
{While Will recovers, Rotten pulls Kline out of the ring and sends him flying into the crowd with a Fall-Away Slam. Washington grabs the ladder and sets it up. He slowly makes his way up while Johnny grabs another ladder and climbs up on the apron. As Will reaches the top and looks up, Rotten launches the ladder like a harpon, drilling Washington and knocking him back down to the mat. Rotten makes his way in and adjusts the positioning of the ladder and climbing it. He nearly gets to the top when he feels the ladder start to shake. Looking down Washington, still on his stomach tries to move the ladder. Rotten laughs it off and climbs a little further up. He reaches up for the belts and the ladder shakes a little more and he has to hold on to keep from falling. He steadies himself and reaches for the belts again….before he starts to tilt backwards. At the bottom of the ladder Will tips it over and sends Rotten falling backwards. He crashes down back first across the top rope and shoots up awkwardly, slamming into the still falling ladder, breaking and bending it. Will grabs the broken ladder and tosses it out of the ring before picking up other one from inside the ring and setting it up. He tries to climb it yet again and as he gets halfway up, Jayson Matthews jumps off the top rope and catches Washington with a springboard Ribcracker! Both men are laid out on the mat and out of nowhere Ian drills him with a Frog Splash while holding onto a ladder of his own! Ian holds his ribs and grabs a ladder preparing to try and win the match when he sees Rotten coming in with the Face Mangler! Johnny lifts his leg for the big boot looking to take his opponent’s head off, but as he does Kline tosses the ladder right into his groin!}
Willy Carter: “Holy god that’s gotta hurt.”
Eric Hardy: “I don’t think we’ll be seeing any little Johnny Rottens running around anytime soon.”
Willy Carter: “I think that’s a good thing.”
Eric Hardy: “Not like he’d be interested in a woman anyway.”
{Ian drives the ladder into Rotten’s stomach and as he keels over, Kline leaps at him. Johnny shoots up just in the knick of time and slams the opponent down on the ladder with a sickening Spinebuster. Rotten still clutching his testicles, grabs a ladder with one arm and attempts to position it. Johnny slowly and methodically makes his way up the ladder. He gets one hand on the belt strap and as he does we see Will has made his way onto the ladder too. Rotten rains down with punches to the top of Washington’s head as he fights through and makes it to the top. Will launches an Uppercut, nearly knocking Rotten off the ladder, but he grabs hold with one hand and stays on. Washington reaches up for the title belts before Jayson pulls at his legs, causing him to slide down the rungs of the ladder. Matthews steps over him and makes his way to the top with both members of Motor City Mafia reaching for the belts. Matthews is too short to reach them, but Rotten almost has them. Suddenly Kline comes into the picture as he climbs up under Rotten and pounds away at his back with forearm shots. Rotten steps down a rung and tries to kick Kline away, but he holds on like a pitbull. On the other side Washington has made his way up and he is right behind Matthews, trying to German Suplex him off. Kline jumps off the ladder and sets up a second one right next to it and climbs next to Will and Jayson. Rotten realizes he’s got a clear path to the titles, reaches up and pulls at the strap….before Kline spit’s the green mist in his eyes! Irish Eyes blinds Rotten who falls to the mat below and rolls out of the ring. Kline then stuns Matthews with an elbow to the face, allowing Will to get under him and grasp him in Electric Chair position. Will pushes himself and Matthews up the ladder to the top and Matthews can almost grab the belts! He thinks he has it won when Kline’s arm wraps around his neck and he leaps off with the HUGE stunner off the ladder! With all the men eliminated, Washington reaches up and pulls down the title belts!}
Amber Ashe: “Here are your winners…..and STILL nCw World Tag Team Champions….Ian Kline and Will Washington!”
{Will holds the belts tightly to his chest and breathes heavily at the top of the ladder. She slowly makes his way down and looks at the fallen bodies of Kline and Matthews, and Rotten as he rolls around on the outside trying to clear his eyes.}
Eric Hardy: “No way! No way! Kline and Matthews have to be dead!”
Willy Carter: “Washington and Kline retained the titles! They did it!”
Eric Hardy: “Simply wow. Those men are warriors.”
Willy Carter: “The last man left standing is Will Washington….and Kline’s a winner too. Even if he doesn’t look like it right now.”
{Will walks over to Ian and shakes his head with a sad look on his face. He Kline’s tag team title across his fallen body and exit’s the ring.}
Willy Carter: “What was that?”
Eric Hardy: “Even in victory, Washington looked defeated.”
Willy Carter: “Remember what he said about being tired of fighting? About taking the easy way out? Maybe this is the sign he needed.”
Eric Hardy: “I sure as hell hope not.”
{Washington walks up the ramp, staring down at his World Tag Team Title, still not looking happy. His theme music continues to blare as he makes his way through the curtain and some nCw officials run out to check on Matthews and Kline, and wash out Rotten’s eyes.}
Eric Hardy: “Certainly not what we expected after the match, but Washington and Kline are still the champions.”
Willy Carter: “And we move on to our next match. Whose ready to see two clowns face off? I certainly am.”
Eric Hardy: “Freakke defends the X-Division Title against Seth Evans up next.”
nCw X-Division Championship
Singles Match
Freakke* vs. Seth Evans
{The Music begins to play and several moments pass. The lyrics begin and Freakke steps out from behind the curtains. Freakke looks to the crowd and his beloved cretins as he outstretches his hands and exhales, basking in the moment. As the song escalates into the chorus, he begins down the ramp. He walks slowly, making his way down the ramp. He reaches up to the ropes and climbs up to the apron. Freakke flips over the ropes and lands on his feet. He then goes to the center of the ring and looks around to the crowd again. As the lines 'I won't, I can't, I'm a Freak' are sung Freakke throws his arms into the air and poses for the crowd, showing life for the first time since entering the ring. He tosses his top hat away and his sullen look turns to a smile that nCw has grown so used to. Freakke then walks over and hops on the nearest turnbuckle and begins to psyche the crowd up. He repeats with the opposite turnbuckle and then turns to face his opponent.}
Willy Carter: The X-Division Champion is out first. He seems to always have Seth Evans number.
Eric Hardy: To be honest, I don’t know what that expression means.
Willy Carter: It means Freakke is always able to beat Seth.
Eric Hardy: No no no…I mean…why would he have him “number”?
[Song Lyrics]
As these words are spoken over the PA system, all of the lights have gone out throughout the entire arena... every couple of seconds, a flash of blue lights fill the entire arena, and the eyes of the man preparing to make his entrance flash across the screen every single time that the lights flash.
[Song Lyrics]
The beat picks up on the song, and the lights continue to flash in the sequence of the beat. The screen is showing a few clips from previous matches of Seth Evans, using his signature moves on various opponents between each flash that still shows his eyes... a spotlight shines through the rest of the lights, aimed directly at the curtains.
[Song Lyrics]
Following the chorus of the song, Seth Evans emerges from behind the curtains with his arms held out as if the crowd were actually praising him... there are some cheers that are coming from the crowd, but the majority of everybody is just booing him. He has a smirk on his face, before dropping his arms a bit and pointing to himself while telling everybody that he's the best thing to happen to NCW. The spotlight just follows Seth while he walks down the ramp, with his arms down at his side and he just looks back and forth at the crowd around him and he just smiles at them, even as they boo him, just enjoying the reaction that he has out of them --- one of the members at the aisle stands out to him, and he just approaches them... the fan seems to be tosisng out insults at him, but Seth just points to himself to let the fan know where he is, and where the fan isn't. When he seems to get under the skin of the fan, he finally walks towards the apron of the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope before walking over to one of the corners... he grasps the top rope with both of his hands, and looks out the crowd that is still cursing his name. That smirk is still on his face, and he shakes his head at them before turning towards the center of the ring and waiting for the match to start.}
Eric Hardy: And here is the hungry number one contender, Seth Evans!
Willy Carter: I really hope he can have a good showing tonight. I want it to be a perfect picture for him…
Eric Hardy: If you pull a David Caruso, I’ll murder you right here and now.
Willy Carter: Ahem…alright, I won’t.
{The referee takes the X-Division Championship belt away from Freakke. He backs into his corner and looks across the ring at Seth Evans. Seth takes a step towards Freakke and puts his thumb over his throat and makes the cutting motion. The fans start to cheer Seth Evans. Freakke looks pissed off and charges at Seth. The referee finally hands the belt to the time keeper and rings the bell as soon as Freakke pounces on top of Seth Evans.}
Willy Carter: That may not have been the smartest thing that Seth could have done to start off the match.
Eric Hardy: Sure it was. It’s the perfect way to get into someone’s head. Which it clearly did.
Willy Carter: Perhaps. But Freakke is off to a strong start here.
{Freakke stays on top of Seth and starts pounding away on him. Left and rights are flying from Freakke. The ref starts counting and decides to pull Freakke off at four, but Freakke is able to get away and starts pounding on Evans again. After a hard right punch from Freakke, Seth manages to block the next left hand from the champion. Seth grabs onto Freakke’s arm and flings him off. Seth quickly gets up who is already bleeding below his left eye. Seth touches his face and sees the blood on this hand and only gives Freakke a smirk.}
Eric Hardy: It seems like Freakke onslaught didn’t even faze the number one contender.
Willy Carter: Freakke is going to have to dig deep to win this match.
{Seth decides to run full bore at Freakke and hits a hard running drop kick onto the champion’s chest. Freakke falls backwards into the ropes. As he bounces off, Seth grabs Freakke and whips him down with a snapmare. Seth then runs full speed at the ropes, bounces off and hits another low dropkick onto Freakke, knocking him backwards. Seth then starts kicking the downed Freakke as the crowd starts to boo Evans. Seth stops the attack for a moment to face the crowd. He raises his arms up as the crowd boos even louder. Freakke is now up and standing right behind Seth. Seth notices Freakke, but does not turn around. Without turning around, Seth jumps straight backwards and hits a strong Pele kick onto the champion. Freakke closes his eyes and hits the mat with force. Seth then goes down for the quick pin attempt. ONE…TW, kickout!}
Willy Carter: Oh man! What a kick from Seth Evans!
Eric Hardy: But it wasn’t enough to keep down the resilient champion.
Willy Carter: What is Seth going to have to do to keep the champion down?
{Seth Evans stands up next to Freakke. He smirks and reaches down to pick up the champion, but Freakke connects with a kick to Seth’s head while still on the ground. The crowd cheers the kick. Freakke then quickly gets up and delivers a hard rib kick to Seth’s left side. Seth recoils in pain as he staggers backwards. Freakke then runs at Seth, jumps up and sits on Seth’s shoulder. Freakke then shifts his weight and sends Seth flying with a Hurricanrana. Freakke then runs over to Seth and jumps, hitting a strong Standing Moonsault. Seth quickly grabs his stomach in pain and rolls out of the ring. Freakke raises his arms up as the crowd erupts in cheers.}
Eric Hardy: What a combo from the champion!
Willy Carter: That was a hell of a move, but don’t expect Seth to give up just like that.
{Seth slowly gets up, still holding his stomach. He looks up and is shocked to see Freakke running full speed at him, still in the ring. Freakke jumps out of the ring and tries to hit a Suicide Dive, but Seth sidesteps at the list second as Freakke goes head and shoulder first into the barricade. The crowd lets out a collective gasp as Freakke starts holding his shoulder in pain. Seth gives another, almost evil smirk and he picks up Freakke off of the ground and gives him a hard slap. Freakke stumbles backwards and down to one knee. Seth then walks over to the time keeper’s area and grabs the X-Division Championship belt and throws it into the ring. He also grabs a steel chair from the same area and throws it into the ring.}
Willy Carter: What the hell is Seth doing here?!
Eric Hardy: He does know he’ll be disqualified if he uses those, right?
{Seth Evans starts walking over to Freakke who is slowly starting to get up, still favoring his shoulder. Seth grabs Freakke by the head and throws him into the ring. The referee is yelling at Seth to not use the weapons, but he ignores it. Freakke is now holding onto the ropes, trying to keep himself steady. Seth then picks up the steel chair. But, before he can swing it, the referee grabs it from Seth and carries it out of the ring. Seth is looking rather pissed off now. He looks over and sees the X-Division Championship still lying out. Seth then grabs Freakke off of the ropes, lines him up, and puts him down in the powerbomb clutch. Seth then wraps his arms around Freakke’s stomach, jumps and hits the Dream Destroyer straight onto the X-Division belt! The referee then turns around and sees Seth Evans covering the now downed and bloody Freakke. ONE…TWO…THREE!!! Seth Evans stands up as the crowd floods with boos as he grabs the blood covered X-Division belt as the referee holds Seth’s arm up in victory.}
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner…and the NEW nCw X-Division Champion…Seth Evans!!
Eric Hardy: That’s pathetic; he had to cheat to win against Freakke tonight.
Willy Carter: It may have been disrespectful, but he did what it took to win the belt here tonight.
Eric Hardy: I guess. A real man would have won the match fair and square.
Willy Carter: We have come to expect fights like these from Seth Evans. He wanted to hurt Freakke, and he did just that.
Grudge Match
Nicolas Caged Lynch Mob Match
DDK vs. Ron Gibson
{The cage begins to lower with random weapons attached to it. Ropes lower as well. We can see the cage has been modified at the top, so there's a ledge to stand on.}
Eric Hardy: This match is just crazy.
Willy Carter: For those who don't remember, we've only seen one lynch mob match before, where Dirty Deal won the tag team titles for the first time. The objective there was to hang your opponent by the noose on stage and then hit him with a chair to win. Now this one's different because they're in a cage. We have four nooses hanging right above each corner of the cage. With chairs resting on top of that corner.
Eric: And tied to the cage is various weapons and props from Nicolas Cage movies. Thus we have all the elements for a Nicolas Caged Extreme Lynch Mob Match. So let's stop explaining and start this already!
{"The Wizard" by Black Sabbath hits the P.A. and a man comes out dressed up in a long coat with long grey hair and some weird metal stuff on his fingers. He takes off the coat to reveal a referee shirt.}
Willy Carter: An intro for the ref.
Eric Hardy: Of course! He's dressed as Balthazar Blake! The sorcerer from "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," a movie hitting theaters this summer and just so happens to be sponsoring this match!
Willy Carter: Really? This is so stupid.
Eric Hardy: They're paying us a lot of money, shut up. The cage even has a TV mounted that's continually showing the trailer to the movie.
Willy Carter: Wow, what has this place come to... {Eric shows him the check}...hot mama I can't wait for this movie!
Amber Ashe: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match, presented by "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" in theaters on July 14th, is the Nicolas Caged Extreme Lynch Mob Match!
{"Duality" by Slipknot hits the speakers and a loud engine sound can be heard. From the entryway, DDK comes riding out on a motorcycle, and his head is on fire! Well, his wig is on fire, but it's still dangerous. He drives down and circles the ring as Obsidian and GQ run down with fire extinguishers. DDK parks the bike and GQ and Obsidian douse DDK with white foam. In the chaos, GQ pulls out another wig and places it on DDK. With his fresh wig on, he walks into the ring.}
Amber Ashe: Introducing first, the soon to be loser of the match, Diamond Dallas Kanyon!
Eric Hardy: Ha ha! Ghost Rider reference! Get it? Get it?
Willy Carter: Yeah...I got it.
{The regular arena lights dim down. As "Sharp Dressed Man" starts playing, strobe lights dazzle the entrance way area. As Ron Gibsonmakes his way out, dressed in a Chinese kimono with a long Fu Manchu mustache, beard, and long nails. He starts to turn around, obviously not liking the get up. Russell comes out and talks him into walking down to the ring. He does so begrudgingly. He raises his arms and the arena lights go back up. He looks at Russell who nods and Ron lets out a maniacle laugh with his hands in the air. He then uses the cage to take the nails off and then rips off the fake facial hair and the kimono to reveal his repaired suit. He then takes that off and enters the cage.}
Amber Ashe: And the man who needs no introduction, my sugar daddy, the one, the only, Ron Gibson!
Eric Hardy: Dr. Fu Manchu! He was in Grindhouse!
Willy Carter: You seem to know a lot.
Eric Hardy: I watch a lot of movies.
{Both men stand in the ring and the sorcerer referee locks the cage door. The participants survey all the movie props hanging from the cage. The bell rings and Ron and DDK charge at each other. They start hammering away with a flurry of punches back and forth between them. Ron delivers a knee to DDK's gut to slow him down, then grabs him by the head and throws him into the cage wall. DDK staggers back and Ron bounces off the ropes and hits DDK with the Deal Breaker! Ron quickly grabs DDK and pulls him up into the corner Ron climbs the corner in front of DDK and gets to the top rope. He reaches down to pull DDK up, but DDK resists and slips out under Ron. He turns around and pulls Ron off the cage on his shoulders and drops him with an electric chair. DDK gets up groggy as does Ron, then DDK charges out of nowhere and delivers the BANG! Ron and DDK are both down.}
Eric Hardy: They're hitting the big stuff early!
Willy Carter: It shows their determination. These guys know each other too well to mess with the small stuff.
{DDK gets up and staggers over to the ropes. Ron pulls himself up using the ropes for help. DDK pulls a mandolin (from Captian Crelli's Mandolin) off the cage wall. He winds up as Ron walks away from the ropes, and slams the instrument over Ron's head! Dust and splinters fly everywhere. DDK holds up his hands in a diamond shape and the crowd yells "BANG!" DDK then goes to the corner and waits for Ron to get up as he's looking for another BANG! Ron gets up in the corner and DDK charges, but Ron leapfrogs and DDK hits the middle turnbuckle! Ron kicks DDK in the ribs. He pulls DDK out of the corner, but holds him down and delivers a few knees to the jaw. DDK falls to his knees. Ron grabs him from behind and pulls him up, then lifts him, and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker! He holds DDK there and starts delivering elbows to the throat! Ron tosses DDK away and looks around. He pulls an old school camera off the wall (from 8MM) and looks it over. DDK is slowly getting up and Ron points the camera at him acting like he's filming. DDK makes it to his feet and Ron smashes the camera in DDK's face! DDK falls like the sack of potatoes Ron killed.}
Willy Carter: The weapons may be unconventional, but they still hurt!
Eric Hardy: These props should be in a Planet Hollywood! Not smashed in faces!
{Ron pulls DDK up and whips him into the corner. He then sits DDK up on the top rope. Ron climbs up and then starts to climb the cage. He grabs DDK by the hair, but it's a wig, so he has to dig a bit to find his real brunette hair. Ron grabs hold and pulls DDK up into a standing position on the top turnbuckle. Ron tries to pull DDK up but DDK reaches out and grabs a bee hive (from Wicker Man)! Ron continues to pull on DDK and he swings and smashes the hive over Ron's head! Bees start swarming all over around the honey covered Ron! DDK jumps away as Ron swats at the bugs. He grabs the nearby chair and swings it around. He screams "NOT THE BEES!" as bees sting him. He tosses the chair down into the ring and climbs down to get away from the bees. DDK grabs the chair and charges to hit Ron. Ron grabs the chair and the too are now in a reverse tug of war, trying to hit each other with the chair. DDK then delivers a headbutt into the chair, causing it to smack Ron in the head! But it hurt DDK too and both men go down.}
Willy Carter: I never thought I'd see bees in an NCW match.
Eric Hardy: Well, blame Nick for making a movie with bees in it.
{DDK and Ron are both slow to get to there feet. DDK staggers over to Ron, who drops to his knees and then hits DDK with a low blow! DDK falls to his knees as Ron gets back up. Ron grabs a roulette wheel off of the cage (from Honeymoon in Vegas, Snake Eyes, or Leaving Las Vegas), and raises it above his head, about to slam it into DDK. But as he turned around, DDK took the wig off! He's looks up at Ron with puppy dog eyes.}
Curtis Kanyon: Ron!? What's going on!? Where are we?
Ron Gibson:: C-c-curtis?
{Ron lowers the wheel and extends his hand. He helps Curtis up. Curtis gives Ron a hug. Whilst in hug, Curtis puts the wig back on and DDK is back, unbeknownst to Ron. As they un-embrace, DDK hits the Kanyon Cutter! DDK gets up and stomps on Ron. He then grabs Ron by the back of the trunks and pulls him up to his feet. DDK bounces off the ropes and hits Ron with the Deal Breaker! Ron's own move! DDK then pulls Ron up and puts him on his shoulders. DDK walks over to the corner and starts climbing with Ron on his back. DDK then starts to climb the cage. He pushes Ron onto the cage top and then climbs up as well. He stands up and grabs the rope, but as he does, Ron grabs the chair. Ron lifts the chair into the groin of DDK! DDK almost falls off the top of the cage, but holds onto the noose to keep balance. Ron stands up and hits DDK over the head with the chair. DDK falls back, but keeps holding onto the rope and the momentum makes him swing back forward. Ron gets the chair up to block, but DDK's shoulder hits the chair which goes into Ron's chest. DDK and Ron both go falling off the top of the cage and crash through the Spanish announcers table!}
Eric Hardy: Dear God almighty! They might be dead!
Willy Carter: They should be! That impact was insane!
{The crowd is in awe as each man's pair of lackeys scramble over to see if their money machines are in fact alive or not. Ron is all scratched up, as a piece of the table came up and smacked him straight in the face. DDK is lying first face, convulsing while obsidian yells at him to get up. Ron decides it's his time first and leans over ddk. He kicks him in the chest but it really has nothing behind it. The anger is getting the best of him, he stomps harder into the back of ddk. Obsidian walks over, ron hits a solid right hand. Knocking him out ending his annoyance. Ron walks over to the harley that ddk rode in on. He kicks the piece of crap over and begins stripping it for parts. He reaches inside the bike and pulls out a chain. As he walks back towards ddk, he drags it off the floor and then across the cage. As he gets closer, he looks at ddk who seems to struggle getting to his feet. He takes the chain and whips his back with it. Giving him a violent lashing. He pulls the chain back again and lashes away any innocence in him. Ron smiles and whips him again.... drops the chain and walks over to the camera man. He assures him tonight is the end, the end of the abuse. However, it's not the end of ddk. Who moves along the floor, he takes the chain and wraps it around his.... head? Then waits for ron to turn around. Ron who is having a long conversation, possible asking him about his kids. Turns around and step aside just in time. As the cameraman gets the bang with the steal chained head going directly into his chest. Ron who seems happy yo have escape with his life, all of a sudden is jerked forward and shoved into the barricade. DDK sends them both through the barricade with the bang, while ron had his back to him.}
Eric Hardy: These guys are not only going to destroy each other but probably the arena as well.
Willy Carter: Hopefully he has the checkbook to cover the damages. I doubt leo is going to pony up the cash for the damage these guys are willing to do.
{DDK takes ron back by ringside. He wraps the chain around his neck, double loops it, and begins pulling back. The look in his eyes, is bar none the sickest we ever seen.}
DDK: You can't handle the DDK!!!!
Ron: {barely able to speak} GOD.... LET GO!!!!!! I'll change... I'll change....
DDK: Really?
{DDK let's go and ron is on his hands. Praying for forgiveness, until he forearms ddk right in the crotch. He spins him around and backdrops him across the broken table pieces. He steps on his face and tries to rip it open. A man in a bear suit comes up to the barricade and starts yelling at ron to stop. Ron waves him off. Security holds him back before he gets involved in the match. Ron picks up ddk, whips him into the cage. He goes digging under the ring, he finds something. It's a fireman's helmet. Except it has nails coming out from the top of it. Ron puts it on his head, while ddk is against the cage. Ron takes a few steps away and begins his dash to "nail" ddk. DDK turns around and sees this in time. He side steps it.... Ron goes directly into the cage and gets stuck. He's trying to pull away but just can't do it. DDK gets a chair from ringside and begins slamming it into gibson. Ron is hunched over and taking it like a man, as ddk is holding nothing back. He picks up the chain again and whips Ron Gibson. DDK is ripping apart ron's back with each and every lashing. As his shirt shreds and blood begins to stain what once was a very nice shirt. Ron finally realizes he can unstrap the helmet and just falls to the floor. He crawls away, DDK stalks him. He goes to stomp down on him but ron moves away ahead of time. He goes to lash him with the chain but ron is out of the way soon enough. DDK just looks.... Ron gets to his feet, as ddk wraps it around his hand. He goes for a punch but ron is standing behind him already.}
DDK: What the hell...
{DDK goes for a kick to the gut but ron sends an elbow to his face before he can even lift his foot. As ddk attempts a clothesline, ron is already lifting him in the air for a suplex. That sends him crashing to an exposes piece of the floor.}
Willy Carter: The hell.... they know each other really well.
Eric Hardy: True but it's like he knows what is NEXT! You know like that cage movie a few years ago.
Willy Carter: You need to stop... now.
{DDK thinks one thing but then throws his entire body into ron, who clearly didn't see that coming. He gets on top of him and begins punching him in the face. Ron pushes him off and begins climbing the cage. DDK sees ron escaping, he looks under the ring one last time and finds a door from a Lamborghini. He puts it around his arm and begins climbing. As ron climbs over and gets into the ring. DDK sits at the top and drops the door on ron from above. He moves in time then gives ddk an insane look. Ron walks over to the cage and begins shaking it. Then he realizes he's actually shaking the sorcerer. By the time he goes to shake the actual cage, ddk is in the ring. He has the door in his hand. Ron swipes the wand from the sorcerer. He tries to put a spell on ddk, it's not working. He whips it at ddk, who returns the favor by running the door into his face. Ron is gashed..... he's bleeding all over the fine interior leather on the door. Most likely ruining it. DDK walks over to the cage and rips down a Elvis Guitar.}
Eric Hardy: If this was a few months ago, he might be singing him a love song. Now.... I think he will be swinging a hate song.
Willy Carter: No stupid movie trivia here?
Eric Hardy: Told me to stop.
{DDK takes the guitar and begins playing it but since it's out of tune. He needs to fiddle with the strings. Ron moving under the door, reaches for the actual cage. He pulls a bunny off the bottom (the gift for cage's daughter in con-air). As he pushes the door off him, ddk gets in his defensive stance. Until he sees the peace offering from Ron Gibson. Though we can't figure out why a grown man would want a stuffed animal. Ron gets up, ddk walks forward. DDK is very humble for the gift, as ron's bloody mess of a face turns for the worse. He smashes the bunny over the head of DDK. As you can hear the thud, clearly it was stuffed with something harmful. Ron takes the guitar and breaks it over his knee. DDK who is shaken up, gets pissed and back to his feet. He picks ron up and puts him over his shoulder. He runs him face first into one side of the cage.... then into another side. Then as he goes for the third side, ron slides off and pushes him into the cage. Where the sorcerer just happens to be standing. He gets knocked out and drops the keys to the cage outside. DDK turns around punches him in the face, Ron shakes it off and gives him one back. DDK wipes the drool from his mouth and kicks him in the midsection. Picks him up and body slams him on the door. He looks at the broken signed Elvis Presley guitar. He picks it up and goes to carve the forehead of Ron Gibson. But he fights it, pushing back at ddk. Instead headbutts him and flips it around, jams it into the crotch of Ron Gibson. Ron hunches over in pain... coughing and spitting. DDK cracks a smile on his face, as he walks to grab another weapon. Instead he fines a lottery ticket. Just laying in the middle of the ring.... he picks it up and scratches it. Ron stirs on the mat.... one pot of gold is revealed on the ticket. Ron gets up and leans against the cage. Two pots of gold are revealed, as he scratches the third and sees another pot of gold coming. Ron walks up to him and knees him in the chest. Then smacks the ticket out of his hand. It catches some air and makes it into the crowd.}
DDK: NO!!!!!
Ron Gibson:: Stop being a baby....
{Ron hits a neckbreakers on ddk. As he lays on the mat, he drops vicious knee drops across the neck off ddk. He runs to the ropes, gingerly, then slowly comes back to drop another knee on his neck. He keeps it there this time and applies pressure. There's a bag above ddk's head, it looks similar to the bag ddk carries with him. Ron thinks... title shot? As he pulls it down. He goes through the bag, dropping nothing but rocks on ddk's head. DDK finally gets away, as ron is still looking for the title shot. He rips down a the giant book of secrets from the corner, opens it and tells ron here it is. Ron scratches his head, wondering what he means. He walks over, as ddk is pointing to an excerpt from the book. As ron leans down, ddk knees the book into his face. Ron holds his nose, ddk puts the huge book around his head and slams it shut. Thus ringing his ears. Ron falls to the mat. DDK puts his head in the book and begins squashing it, as he stands on one end while holding the cage. The bear from before jumps the barricade and claws anyone who gets near him. He picks up the keys to the cage, rips the lock off and heads in the ring. Just as this random bear is about to attack both superstars. The sorcerer gets up and runs to him, knocking him out with left hand. The bear is then dragged out of the cage.}
Eric Hardy: More wicker....
Willy Carter: Damnit. I know already.
{DDK is suffocating ron with secrets. He finally steps off, ron is out of it. DDK picks him up with ease, they go up the side of the cage.}
Willy Carter: Well it was only time before they returned up here.
Eric Hardy: I think after the last crash landing, they were not expecting to return here any time soon.
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{DDK get startled by the loud boom of the Sorcerer's Assistant trailer. He drops ron, who lands on the top rope. As they both stand there, ron takes ddk's head and tries to smash it into the tv. He puts his hands around the tv to stop him. He snickers, as he jabs at the face of Ron Gibson. Striking him in the eye with a thumb. DDK takes ron's face, starts rubbing it against the plasma tv. Which has been on awhile and pretty hot. He streaks his face across the tv, causing it to make that annoying squeaking sound. As the entire face of ron has turned red. Russell Jenkins shows up at ringside. He sticks his hand between the cage and trips ddk up. He falls on top rope, thus hurting his little boys. Ron's face is red and alittle burned from the hot plasma. He's hurting but he yanks on the tv.... he pulls it. Finally the clips holding it on the cage, snap and the tv crashes down on ddk. Smashing over his head and back... glass everywhere. ROn still has dried blood on his face. DDK.... is clean. He looks at the glass below, as the sorcerer moves the rest of the tv. Obsidian tries to get in the cage but like the bear, the sorcerer knocks him out. Ron jumps down on the mat. As ddk gets up and teeters on the top rope again. Ron comes off the top rope and hits the deal breaker. DDK tries to put his hands up but he still lands in the broken glass. Ron suffers the same faith but lands back first. Both men weather the pain.... as they roll around on the broken glass some more.}
Willy Carter: I sure hope they know the concept of this match is to hang the opponent. Not beat them senseless where they can't even lift each other up.
{Ron calls for russell's help. Russell throws the rope over the top of the cage and ron ties it to his feet. Ron takes another rope and ties it around his body. As ron whistles, he and amber pull from the outside and there goes ddk up the cage.}
Eric Hardy: You actually thought ron would lift a finger. Clearly to smart for that.
Willy Carter: I do agree. He knows exactly how to abuse the trust of his comparades.
{Ron climbs up the corner of the cage. As ddk is struggling to get free. Cursing him for using a shortcut in the match. Ron shrugs it off, as they both are now at the top. Ron is trying to figure out how, the noose is going to get around his neck. As he stands on the ledge, scratching his head. GQ Money and Obsidian take out amber and russell. GQ Money rushes up the cage and uses hedge clippers to cut him free. Ron turns his head to see GQ Money escaping down the cage with the clippers. Ron thinks quickly, as he squats down and reaches for a weapon on the cage. He pulls up a black briefcase (the same one carried in lord of war). He goes up to DDK and tries to smash his bloody face in with it. DDK catches it, they both struggle with their arms up pushing against each other.}
Ron Gibson:: JUST GIVE IT UP!!!
DDK: WHY? I'm already winning.
{DDK unlatches the locks on the briefcase and it swings open. Dropping money all over the crowd, not really money but cage bucks with his face on it. Enough to distract DDK, as he loves money. Ron kicks him in the gut and lifts him in the air. He holds him up there for several seconds, causing the blood to rush to his head and drip on the metal ledge of the cage. Ron eventually drops him directly on his head. Gibson nearly falls off the cage when he gets back up and then he slips on the puddle of blood. Which is the beginning of the end, as he holds onto the noose in the corner, as it swings back and forth. His legs aren't long enough to stop the swinging, so he keeps going over the crowd's head. Holding tight, as his hands are hurting from rope burn. DDK might have a concussion, as his glazed eyes have him standing in the opposite direction staring in space. When he turns toward ron, he still is out of it. He kneels down and grabs something off the cage though, not the chair he needs to finish the match. He grabs another briefcase. This time it has a medical logo on it. Ron is now swinging slowly and just about hovering over the cage. But ddk opens the case and pulls out defibrillator pads. He pushes random buttons and heads toward Ron Gibson. Still not sure where he is... but still.}
DDK: CLEAR!!!!
{Curtis puts the pads on his chest and sends high shocks of pain throughout ron's body. Ron shakes violently... but still holds onto the noose. DDK fixes the power on it and again, applies the pads to Ron Gibson, who's chest has been burnt.}
Willy Carter: What is the matter with him....
Eric Hardy: I think he's bringing out the dead in Ron Gibson. Trying to restore him to pre-front office.
DDK: CLEAR!!!!!
{DDK shocks him again. This time it's enough for to slide down the noose. With the noose angled just right, his head slips right in. Gibson is now kicking and screaming, as he's about to loose this match. Swinging his arms and screaming too both amber and russell. The glaze rolls over in ddk's eyes, as he regains his state of consciousness. He looks at the badly bured chest of Ron Gibson and feels sorry. Well... sorrow for that but not for what he's about to do. As he rips another chair free from the cage. He walks up to the man who used to be his friend, ron spits in his face.}
Ron Gibson:: YOU DO IT!!! YOU F***** DO IT!!!!!!!
{DDK mouths goodbye ron, as he swings the chair and viciously destroys what once was Ron Gibson. Ripping his body to shreds and tearing flesh from his already burnt body. DDK is going crazy, as he smacks him in the chest... the face.... the legs.... until he just stops. He drops the chair, which is stained in gibson blood.... stained with betrayal. The mist cloud of blood just clears. Amber ashe gets back to her feet to take witness of the event. Russell Jenkins wakes up, as he sees the tears fall from her eyes. As ron is just there... hanging.}
GQ Money: And the winner of this match by lynching....
Willy Carter: How do you even call this a match?
GQ Money: D...D...K.... DIAMOND DALLAS KANYON!!!
Eric Hardy: I think we need to get some help out here now.
Willy Carter: Looks like the best medical assistance money can buy is headed on out.
Eric Hardy: I don't even get dental insurance.... look at this bs.
{Medics and miscellaneous help rush up the side of the cage and cut Ron Gibson down. They lay him out on the ledge of the cage, getting ready to carry him down easily and without harm. DDK gets his crew and walks out without looking back. He ends up hitting the BANG!!!! On a random medic who was in the back of the pack. The camera's cut away from the ring and roll footage for the next matchup.}
Eric Hardy: We're three matches into Picture Perfect 2010 and we've already have had one hell of show Willy.
Willy Carter: This next match just may be my personal favorite of the night.. a three way.. first blood match!
Eric Hardy: I don't know if it's ever been done before Willy, but even if it has this promises to be fantastic.
Willy Carter: There is no love lost between these three men, I can promise you that!
nCw Xtreme Championship
Elimination First Blood Match
Sephiroth Du Lac vs. Tempestad* vs. Gabriel Karras
{The opening riff to Lamb of God's "Walk with me in Hell" plays. Karras makes his way out to the ramp, without Desiree at his side. He kneels down, and prays as the song bridges, then when it explodes into the main act he's on his feet, walking to the ring. He sets the bible down on the ringsteps and climbs in. He kneels in the ring corner, placing the bible down, then slamming his fist into it as he mouths more words of prayer. Then he stands, and turns to face the center of the ring.}
{The lights dim to a deep crimson red as the house lights go out. "Lies" by Evanescence begins to play as smoke covers the stage. Two sets of candelabras sit on either side of the entrance way and suddenly as the music hits it's mark a lightning effect strikes the stage and suddenly the candles on the candelabra all light at once and Sephiroth du Lac rises from under the stage mist. He holds a glass chalice filled with red liquid and carries his trademark cane. When he fully rises he waits and from behind the curtain behind him walks Maria dressed I a droids robe with her entire face shrouded. She embraces him and gives him a quick kiss before they begin to walk down the rampway. He slowly smirks and drinks from his chalice as he stares coldly at his opponent and the crowd while Maria waves happily to the people. When they reach ringside he kisses her and leaves her at ringside before he climbs the stairs and wipes his feet before stepping in the ring. Once in he removes his coat and drapes it over the top ring rope he also sets his cane and chalice down before standing still and staring darkly at his opponent as the lights raise to normal. }
{The drums pound and lights flash as Tempestad walks into view, "Avalancha" blaring. He takes a moment to compose himself and walks to the ring, white flares shooting up on either side as he walks down the ramp. Tempestad slides under the bottom rope and kips up, pulling off his coat and tossing it to the timekeeper. He cracks his neck, stretching his arms, and throws his arms up, the turnbuckles shooting out streams of white fire. }
Eric Hardy: And here we go Willy, these three men are not waiting for this the bell here.
Willy Carter: That's no real surprise as they want to rip each other apart here.
{As soon as Tempestad's pyros explode, he sprints and slides into the ring and the three men begin brawling right there. Tempestad rushes and catches Sephiroth Du Lac with a head scissors takedown that whips him across the ring, when Tempestad stands up Karras is right there with a kick to the stomach then a DDT that plants Tempestad into the mat. Karras stands up and is promptly turned around by Sephiroth who takes GK by the head and sends him flying over the top rope. Karras stands up on the outside holding his lower back as Du Lac steps through the ropes, turns around on the apron and hits a moonsault onto Karras! Du Lac gets to his feet, he grabs Karras's head and flashes his fangs he goes to bite Karras bu is suicide dived by Tempestad who comes flying through the ropes.}
Eric Hardy: These three aren't going to waste any time here are they willy?
Willy Carter: No, they're going to try and bloody each other up as fast as they can.
{The diving tackle sends Sephiroth back first into the steel barriers and he lets out a whelp of pain as he's driven back. Tempestad takes SdL by the head, rushes him to the ring steps and throws him into them. Sephiroth crashes into them, breaking them apart. Tempestad takes the upper part of the steps and raises them high into the air over Sephiroth's head which is laying on the bottom half. Maria in droid outfit raises her arms and temporarily distracts Tempestad, who gets turned around and punched right in the face from Karras! Tempestad drops the steps and the crash behind him and a shove from Karras sends him tripping over them and hitting the floor on his back. Karras climbs onto the steps, leaps off and puts an elbow into the chest/neck of Tempestad.}
Eric Hardy: Tempestad was ready to smash Sephiroth's head in right there, lucky for the vampire his bride saved him.
Willy Carter: What is up with the droid get up from Maria though?
Eric Hardy: I don't know Willy, I can only assume she's hiding her “Transformation”
Willy Carter: Lamesauce.
{Karras grabs Tempestad, takes him by the head and shoves him face first into the top step and begins rubbing his face back and forth, trying to open a gash somehow through the mask, but as his attention is taking away he is suddenly smacked in the face with a steel chair that Sephiroth has managed to obtain. Karras stumbles back and hits the mat leaning agaisnt the ring barrier. Sephiroth jumps, put the chair under his feet and crashes it into Karra's face with a dropkicking smashing him between it and the barrier! Karras's eyes roll into the back of his head as he crumbles to the ground. Sephiroth signals to Maria and tells her to set up a table, which she pulls out from under the ring and does while Sephiroth picks up his cane and smashes it into the back of Tempestad who is trying to make his way to his feet. Temp falls to a knee and Seph puts the cane around his neck and chokes him as he grabs him towards the table. He Tempestad tries to fight away, so Sephiroth hits a white russian leg sweep with the cane, to the floor, then immediately pulls Temp back up using the cane somemore. He places him on the table then slides into the ring. Du Lac climbs the ropes and signals, he comes leaping off for his EXECUTION but Tempestad manages to roll out of the way just in time as Sephiroth goes crashing through it from the top rope to the outside!}
Willy Carter: Did you see that!?
Eric Hardy: Du Lac misses his mark and is now in some trouble.
{Tempestad clears some wreckage out of his way as he pulls back the mat protecting the concrete around the ring. He lifts Sephiroth up, takes him over and puts him into the ground with the MARTINETE! The crowd beside ringside close their eyes as Seph's head bounces off the concrete.}
Eric Hardy: My gawd.. Tempestad may have just kill Du Lac with that move.
Willy Carter: Too bad killing him want win him this match...
Eric Hardy: That was sick... watching Du Lac's head bounce off that ground like that....
Willy Carter: Indeed it was....
{Maria slides over to check on Sephiroth who is out cold. Tempestad reaches under the ring and finds what he's looking for in the form of some barb wire. He takes wraps it around his hand and goes to rake it across the face of Sephiroth but is turned around again by Gabriel who kicks him in the stomach, then lifts him and nails the GOSPAL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW suplex! Tempestad lands on the steel ring ramp and arches his back in pain. Karras brings Temp back to his feet and drags him up the ramp where he shoves him into the wall on each side of the entrance way. With Tempestad on the ground, Karras takes the barb wire off of Temp's arm and puts it into a pile on the top of the ramp, he lifts Tempestad back to his feet and takes him into the fireman's carry and hits the GOSPAL ACCORDING TO LUKE ontot he wire and stage!}
Eric Hardy: My God, that could be it for Tempestad in this match!
Willy Carter: I don't know, I think the mask probably protected him from a good deal of the barb wire...
Eric Hardy: Too bad it couldn't protect his head from getting drilled into the steel of the ramp.
{Karras angrily rips Tempestad back to his feet, he drags him over to the corner of the edge the fans begin screaming as Karras puts Tempestad's head between his thighs and holds his his arms straight to his side.}
Eric Hardy: NO! Don't do this Karras!
Willy Carter: Oh.... my.... this is going to be a disgusting move by Karras here.
Eric Hardy: Somebody stop him...
{Karras lifts Tempestad and goes for his CAST INTO THE FLAMES, but Tempestad wiggles out and falls to his feet and the crowd sighs a sigh of relief. Karras turns around and Tempestad hits him with a dropkick! Karras staggers back and is at the edge of the stage and tries to stay on, Tempestad grabs the barb wire, puts it back around his fist and punches Karras in the face, sending him off the edge crashing below, and bloodying him up. The referee who followed the two, sprints down to go check on him and see the blood to eliminate him.}
Eric Hardy: And Tempestad eliminates Karras!
Willy Carter: Wow, what a fall too.. Karras is hurting from that one.
Eric Hardy: Just two men left now Willy.
{As Tempestad looks down at what he's done, suddenly Sephiroth Du Lac with Maria in tow make their way up the ramp. Seph, spins Tempestad around and goes for a punch but Temp catches it, he's still obviously drowzy from the tombstone on the concrete moments before. Tempestad easily takes control with several punches that send Sephiroth to one knee. Tempestad holds out his arms and signals for his CRUZ DEL SANTO, but just as he does, Maria throws her hood back and reveals her pale skin and vampire fangs. Tempestad stops and looks at her, Sephiroth shoots the red mist into Tempestad's face, kicks him in the stomach and hits the FALLEN ANGEL DDT! He pulls the barbe wire off of Tempestad's hand and when the referee comes back up, Sephiroth is holding the barb wire and pointing to the red liquid on the masked face of Tempstad. He calls for the bell.... }
Eric Hardy: What is this... Sephiroth Du Lac has just won this match!
Willy Carter: My gawd.. we have a new Xtreme champion and he didn't even bust Tempestad open!?
Eric Hardy: Did you see Maria....
Willy Carter: She's been turned Hardy, and the distraction of seeing his sister that way, gave Seph the opening.
SEGMENT
Joe Everyman
Something More
{We cut backstage where we see Joe Everyman with Maria and Scotty Callaway inside his locker room. He seems upset after his wired matchup and is pacing the room.}
Maria Williams: You did great honey.
Scotty Callaway: Yeah man, great job out there.
Joe Everyman: But it wasn't good enough!
Maria Williams: What does that mean?
Joe Everyman: It means I'm sick of being disrespected, I'm sick of being overlooked, I'm sick and tired of losing and having all those smug jackasses laughing at me... it's time that I did something to boost my career.
Scotty Callaway: What do you have in mind?
{Joe turns around and opens the door, he doesn't look at either Scotty or his wife as he does.}
Joe Everyman: It doesn't concern you.
{Joe slams the door behind him and leaves them alone as he wanders off. The pay per view cuts back to the Eric and Willy.}
Willy Carter: What a night it's been so far here in Omaha.
Eric Hardy: That it has, and the night is far from being over.
Willy Carter: Up next we have a match that has never been seen before here in the NCW.
Eric Hardy: That's right. Ayla St. James challenged Cleopatra to a Snake Pit Match last week. Rumors have been spreading like fire that there is an actual deadly snake within the pit, at Cleopatra's request.
Willy Carter: I'm glad that it's them, and not me. The only way for either one of these ladies to win is to toss their opponent into the snake pit near the stage area.
Eric Hardy: I checked that pit out earlier, and it is filled with tons and tons of snakes. I mean if you listen carefully you can hear them hissing, just waiting for their victim.
Grudge Match
Snake Pit Match
Ayla St. James vs. Cleopatra
"And he said, if you fall to the bottom of the sea, and confess your love.. you can find life in her kiss..."
{"Her Kiss" by In This Moment starts to play. Three photographers flank the curtain, ready to take photos. Ayla emerges, and they snap away. She brushes past them, even knocking one over, as she makes her way to the ring. She ignores all the outstretched hands, and steps up the stairs onto the apron.}
Amber Ashe: Making her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 134lbs, and hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, the Northern Hotness, and the best thing on midday TV, AYLA ST. JAMES!
{She grabs the top rope and vaults herself into the ring, moving to the corner. She stands there holding the top rope on either side, trying to maintain her composure. She drops to her knees, her face in her hands until the match starts.}
Willy Carter: I hope Cleopatra is happy with herself for what she did to Ayla. I mean she hasn't been happy since Cleopatra left her.
Eric Hardy: From what I heard Cleopatra is one of those love and leave them type people.
Willy Carter: It wouldn't surprise me any. Speaking of which...
{The house lights go down, and a red and gold spotlight goes over the crowd, as the tron comes to life. "Rule the World" by Kamelot begins to play over the speakers. Two balls of light streak through the arena hitting the stage area, erupting into flame. Cleo and Sothren rise up through the flames. As the flames die down, Cleo raises her arms, and a shower of golden flecks begin to fall from the ceiling above the stage and ramp.}
Amber Ashe: And her opponent, accompanied by Sothren du Lac weighing in at 134lbs, and hailing from Dunwhich New York, The Golden Queen, The Queen of the Nile, The Golden Goddess, and the Fashion Queen, CLEOPATRA!
Willy Carter: You know this isn't going to be a fair fight.
Eric Hardy: Of course not. You and I have seen how their so-called "family" works. If you mess with one of them you mess with them all.
Willy Carter: That's true. I hope Ayla knocks her down a few pegs and show the world that Cleopatra isn't unstoppable.
Eric Hardy: All beats are off here tonight. It's a no disqualification match as well, so anything can and will go to get the other into the snake pit.
{As Cleo and Sothren walk through the flames he lights a cigarette in the flames and smiles evilly. Cleo just looks straight ahead at the ring, with Crook and Flail in hand. She ignores the crowd's boo's as she walks with Sothren by her side. They reach the ring, and she walks up the stairs, only to have Sothren hold open the ropes for her. She steps into the ring, with Sothren following behind, as she reaches her arms to the sky, bringing them down, only to have all four ring posts burst into flame, bringing the house lights up. She hands the crown to Sothren and sets the crook and flail in the corner as she looks over at Ayla with a smirk forming on her ruby red lips. Sothren whispers something to Cleo before hopping out of the ring, and she just nods, as Ayla gets to her feet.
The bell sounds and the two of them lock up. Ayla gets the upper hand, and slaps Cleo hard across the face. Cleo looks at her with a hand to her face, before grabbing Ayla and hits a German suplex sending Ayla to the mat. Cleo slides out, and waits for Ayla to get to her feet, and follow behind her.}
Willy Carter: Cleopatra is already making her way for that snake pit.
Eric Hardy: I don't think Ayla is going to go that easy.
Willy Carter: This is going to be one hell of a match. Neither one of them want to hit that pit.
{Ayla slides out of the ring, and grabs Cleo from behind whipping her in into the stairs. Cleo hits them hard, and hits the bottom step, only to have Ayla drag Cleo to her feet by her hair. Ayla goes for a sleeper hold and locks it on, only to have Cleo hit Ayla in the midsection with a couple of hard elbows, causing Ayla to stumble into one of the barriers. Sothren pops up from behind the barrier, and puts the heavy piece of rope around her neck, and starts to choke her as Cleo smirks. She tells Sothren to let Ayla go, and she falls to the ground, trying to get her breathe back as Cleo grabs her and goes for a shining triangle hold.}
Willy Carter: I knew this wouldn't be a fair fight!
Eric Hardy: Of course not! Sothren is going to be helping Cleo right to the end tonight.
Willy Carter: And there's not a damn thing anyone can do, because there is no DQ's.
{Ayla struggles for a few minutes and manages to break the hold. She gasps for air, as Cleo gets to her feet slowly, looking down at Ayla with rage in her eyes. Cleo goes to drag Ayla up by the hair, only to get a hit right to the midsection, dropping Cleo to her knees. Ayla heads for the top turnbuckle and looks down, before hitting a corkscrew moonsault right onto Cleo. Ayla gets to her feet, and starts up the ramp a bit, watching and waiting for Cleo to get to her feet. Cleo slowly gets to her feet, as Sothren hands her the flail. Ayla turns around to look up at the pit that was waiting for them, only to get hit with the flail across the back a few times. She screams out in pain, and falls to the ground once more. Cleo tosses the flail back to Sothren, and starts to drag Ayla up, and hits unprettier, sending Ayla right back to the floor, as the crowd boos. Cleo just smirks as she hits the ground and hits the serpent’s coil, as Ayla cries out in pain.}
Willy Carter: This isn't going to be good. Cleo knows there isn't any other way to win this match except going into the snake pit. Why is she wasting time?
Eric Hardy: She's trying to wear Ayla down.
{Ayla manages to twist herself around, and out of the hold. Cleo can't believe it as she leans against the barrier, only to have Ayla hit her a drop kick right into the midsection, knocking the air out of her. Ayla drags Cleo to her feet once more, and slaps her hard across the face once again, sending her stumbling into Sothren who was standing near by. Sothren hands Cleo something, and blows a kiss to Ayla. Ayla spins Cleo around only to get a hand full of what appears to be dust blown right into her face. Ayla stumbles back trying to get her eyes clear of the dust, only to fall onto the steel ramp way.}
Willy Carter: What in the hell was that?
Eric Hardy: I don't know, but it looks like grave dirt...
Willy Carter: Do I see a piece of a bone in that on the floor?
Eric Hardy: It wouldn't surprise me.
{Cleo drags Ayla back to her feet, only to get tossed back, and grabbed by Ayla and hits the Hurt, Bleed, Suffer, putting Cleo to the ground once more, and puts Cleo into a Boston crab. Cleo cries out in pain, as Sothren comes at her with the crook in hand, only to get tripped in the process. Sothern hits the ground as Cleo manages to fling Ayla to the side, and into the barrier. Cleo drags Ayla to her feet only to get an eye rake to the face, causing Cleo to stumble into the barrier along the ramp way. Ayla climbs up onto the barrier across from Cleo and hits a diving moonsault right onto Cleo, sending her onto the metal ramp way once again. Cleo rolls in pain, feeling the cold steel against her back as she lands. Ayla then turns her attention to Sothren who is still on the ground, and kicks him in the groin, and laughs.}
Willy Carter: Ayla is enjoying this.
Eric Hardy: She's getting a little revenge on Sothren, for helping Cleo so far in this match. That had to hurt!
Willy Carter: It had to. Cleo is getting to her feet. Ayla better watch herself now. This could be the turning point right here.
{While Ayla is stomping on Sothren, Cleo gets to her feet, grabbing the crook that fell onto the floor at the corner of the barrier. She gets behind Ayla and places the crook against Ayla's neck, and starts to choke her out once again. Ayla tries to grab Cleo but is flung to the cold unforgiving steel on the ramp. Cleo smirks, as she gets down on the ground and bangs Ayla's head onto it a few times, and tosses her aside as she gets to her feet. Cleo gets to her feet, and drags Ayla up and hits Unworthy right back onto the cold steel, as Ayla rolls around in pain holding her head. Cleo starts walking up the ramp a bit as the crowd boos loudly again, with the last act that she had done, as she just smiles like the cat that caught the canary. Alya slowly makes it to her feet, and staggers up the ramp toward Cleo.}
Willy Carter: Cleopatra is really taking it to Ayla now.
Eric Hardy: They're getting closer to that Snake Pit. It won't be long now before this match ends.
{Ayla leans over one of the barriers only to have Sothren pop up once again with a can of mace and sprays Ayla in the face. She creams in pain trying to get the stuff out of her face, as Cleo grabs her and Irish whips her towards the back of the stage. She hits the back on the stage area, only to be grabbed by Cleo, and hits Through the Star gate right onto the floor below the stage, near the snake pit. Cleo leaps down from the stage, and goes over to where Ayla is writhing in pain after the fall from the stage area. The crowd boos as Cleo stands over Ayla laughing. Cleo drags Ayla to her feet, to set up for the Orca Special only to get a shoulder to the midsection.}
Willy Carter: Ayla isn't willing to give that easy. She's fighting with everything that she has left in her.
Eric Hardy: That's right. Ayla isn't going to give up or let Cleopatra win this match without getting a little bit of payback.
{Ayla hits Cleo once more with a sledgehammer to the back, sending Cleo to the floor near the pit. She can hear the hissing of the snakes within, as Ayla hits Broken on Cleo. Cleo struggles to get away, but Ayla locks it on hard, and doesn't let go until Cleo is weakened a little bit, and gets to her feet. She looks around for a weapon of some sort and finds a pipe lying beside the stage, and grabs it. She hits Cleo a few times, as she screams in pain, before tossing it aside, and drags Cleo up, hitting the Omega Tornado right onto the floor once again. Cleo is writhing in pain, as she tries to slowly get up, only to have Ayla jump her and start to choke her with Cleo's head over the snake pit. The Egyptian Asp that is sitting on top rears up and hisses, as she Cleo catches a glimpse of it out of the corner of her eye.}
Willy Carter: Ayla is trying everything to keep herself alive just for a little longer.
Eric Hardy: Damn! Ayla can finish it right here if she wanted. All she has to do is get Cleopatra into that pit!
{Sothren comes up behind Ayla and grabs her by the hair and tosses her off of Cleo, and helps her to her feet. He checks on Cleo and she nods, before seeing Ayla coming at them. She tosses Sothren out of the way, and trips Ayla, only to have her fall face first right in front of the pit. Cleo slams her head onto the floor causing Ayla's nose to be busted. Ayla stands up with Cleo on her back, and slams Cleo into the barrier sending Cleo to the floor once again. Ayla drags Cleo to her feet, and hits her with a hard right, moving her toward the snake pit. Cleo hits Ayla with a hard right, sending her stumbling a little bit, as they draw closer to the pit.}
Willy Carter: This could be it.
Eric Hardy: I think you may be right.
{The two of them fight at the edge of the pit, exchanging blows, causing the other to stumble at the edge...Cleo grabs Ayla and smiles with her eyes filled with rage and lust. she looks at Ayla as the struggle only to take Ayla off guard as she hits the Deceivers Kiss, and shoves Ayla into the Snake Pit. The bell sounds and Cleo stares down at Ayla as she screams in pain with each bite that is made from the snakes within the pit. Sothren raises her arm, as the EMT's rush to the pit, and help Ayla out.}
Amber Ashe: And here is your winner, CLEOPATRA!
Willy Carter: Damn it! She won!
Eric Hardy: What a match! Both of them fought like crazy just to stay out of that pit, only to have Ayla end up the victim.
Wily Carter: Thankfully the EMT's are helping Ayla before it's to late.
SEGMENT
Joe Everyman
The next step
{We follow Joe Everyman backstage as he walks the halls. He seems to arrive at his destination as he stands in front of a door. He takes a deep breath and knocks, a voice from the other side tells him to come in, he opens the door....}
Womn's Voice: Joe Everyman?
{When Joe walks in we see one Ashlie Ember sitting behind a desk in her locker room, a makeshift office. Her assistant Jeff sits in a chair in front of the desk and offers Everyman the seat next to him. Joe takes it.}
Ashlie Ember: What can I do for you Mr. 3 time National Champion?
Joe Everyman: I have to do something.... anything to give this career of mine a boost....
Ashlie Ember: You've come to the right place, let's have a talk.....
{We fade out and back to ringside ready for the next match.}
Eric Hardy: When people look back at nCw in ten or twenty years one feud is going to stand out above most others and that feud is between Alex Jones and Angel. These two men have down right hated each other from the moment they first met and every match is bigger and better than the last.
Willy Carter: I'm pretty sure this is the eleventh time they've faced off and Eric you weren't lying when you said the match was bigger, there are not very many matches bigger than a Death Cage.
Eric Hardy: In nCw history there have been Four Death Cages and Angel has won every one he has been in. From the very first against Xavier Williams to his Tag Team victory with Philip Burns over his own brother Nero and Kristoff Bates to just five months ago when he dethroned Falcon for the World Title.
Willy Carter: Angel has the experience you want when entering a match like this, but Alex is most definitely in Angel's head and that is going to factor big time.
Eric Hardy: But in who's favor? Alex has tormented Angel with his own daughter, making it a point to rub it in his face that his daughter has been kept from him all month long.
Willy Carter: Personally, Angel is getting what he deserves, but it's still wrong...
Eric Hardy: It is, but it's that time Willy. The Cage is set up, the plat form is lowered and the weapons are every where... And here comes Alex Jones.
Grudge Match
Death Cage Match
Angel vs. Alex Jones
{The start of Stay Captive by Still remains comes over the PA, the lights dim down as strobe lights follow the first few seconds before the guitar riff explodes, then "The American Nightmare" Alex Jones emerges in a shirt sleeveless orange vest with a hood covering his facial features and black tracksuit pants. Alex starts to make his way down the ramp when Angel comes storming from the back stage area with a sledge hammer and just levels Alex in the back of the head with it!}
Eric Hardy: Angel isn't even going to wait for Alex to get to the cage, this match is starting now!
{ Alex stumbles forward and rolls over himself as he tries to get up but Angel comes from behind wielding the sledge hammer like a bat and goes to plant that baby in Alex's back but Alex manages a pele kick and cracks Angel in the head. }
Willy Carter: Lucky shot from Jones.
{ Alex picks himself up and tries to shake those cob webs loose, Angel is right up and spins AJ around and begins to unload several hard right hands straight into the jaw of AJ. }
Eric Hardy: You know, you tell yourself a match is going to be brutal, but nothing can really prepare you for what happens in... or outside of a Death Cage match.
Willy Carter: True dat.
{ Angel hits Alex so hard he spins around and falls to his knees. Angel reachs down and grabs him by the neck and slams him down onto the steel ramp. Angel stomps AJ on the chest as hard as he can before just bringing a knee down across his throat. From this position Angel wraps his fists around Alex's throat and begins to choke. }
Willy Carter: Gotta wonder if Angel is picturing his ex-wife right now?
Eric Hardy: Would you just get over that.
Willy Carter: HE CHOKES HIS WIFE!
{ AJ manages to reach up and jam his right thumb into Angel's eye, forcing him to let go. Angel rolls off and rubs his eye as Alex gets to his feet and stumbles to the cage. Alex reaches up like he's going to climb but he sees Angel coming up from behind and spin kicks him in the stomach before hitting a hard shin kick that drops Angel to a knee and following it up with a step enzugiri. }
Eric Hardy: AJ got off a couple of nice moves there.
Willy Carter: So... How do you win this match anyways?
Eric Hardy: Last man standing rules, Willy.
Willy Carter: Oh... So we've got more than one ambulance backstage then?
Eric Hardy: Three, to be exact.
{ Alex turns back to the cage and lifts up the apron, he finds a steel chair but tosses it, looking for something a bit more sinister. He finally finds something he likes as he pulls out a trash can with some weapons in it, inside the trash can are several light tubes, a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 and a black bag. Alex picks up two light tubes as Angel stands up and he snaps both of them across either side of Angel's head, they explode and the former world champion goes to his knees. }
Eric Hardy: Light tubes across the side of the head, Alex is sick.
Willy Carter: Like Angel wouldn't of?
Eric Hardy: Their both sick for agreeing to this match.
{ Alex smiles as he picks up the 2x4 and places it in front of Angel's face then pulls back as hard as he can so the barbed wire digs into Angel's face as he pulls him back against his right knee. }
Willy Carter: It's almost like AJ is strangling his face... WITH BARBED WIRE!
{ Then AJ brings the 2x4 down and rams it against Angel's throat, opening a wound on his neck as well as the one on his head. AJ continues to strangle him as Angel struggles to get free but after a good 30 seconds he stops struggling and AJ lets him go. The ref checks on Angel while AJ picks up the bag. }
Eric Hardy: What’s in the bag Willy?
Willy Carter: Nothing good, that's for certain.
{ Angel starts to push himself up before the ref can count and AJ raises the bag up to a mixed reaction. Alex is about to dump it out when Angel springs to life with a European upper cut that sends Alex against the wall of the cage. Angel stands up and levels Alex with a flying forearm against the cage, AJ goes down and drops the bag. Angel picks up the trash can and as AJ sits up he places it over his head, takes the chair and kicks Alex against the ring apron before bashing the side of the trash can in with the steel folding chair! }
Eric Hardy: ALEX JONES IS INSIDE THAT TRASH CAN!!!!
Willy Carter: HE'S MUTILATING HIM!!!
{ Angel hits the trash can a total of ten times for tossing the chair aside and kicking Alex over. Angel walks around the other side of the ring and lifts up the apron, he looks underneath and pulls out a table. }
Willy Carter: Hey... Angel's got wood.
{ The ref is helping AJ peel the trash can off as Angel carries the table back to the front of the ring where Alex is. He sets it up and looks around, not quite happy yet.}
Eric Hardy: What is he looking for?
{ Angel looks to ring side and smiles... He walks over and begins to un latch the steel guard rails that keep the fans out of the ring side area. }
Eric Hardy: No...
{ He gets it undone and carries it over to the table and lays it across the top of the table on it's side. }
Willy Carter: He can't be serious about this...
{ Then Angel walks back over to the ring and looks underneath again this time pulling out a ladder, he sets it up about five feet from the table, basically right next to the cage. }
Eric Hardy: This is going to be bad.
{ Then Angel sees the bag. }
Willy Carter: Uh oh...
{ And he picks it up. }
Eric Hardy: What's in it?
{ Angel dumps out the contents all over the top of the table. }
Willy Carter: BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!?!?
Eric Hardy: He can't do this. HE CANNOT DO THIS!
{ Alex is still pretty dazed as he uses the cage to pull himself up, Angel grabs the door and opens it up, slamming it into AJ's head and send him back to the floor. He takes Alex by the hair and drags him over to the ladder. }
Eric Hardy: Willy... Someone has to stop him...
{ Angel begins to drag AJ up the ladder with him, it's awkward, but he eventually gets him on top of the ladder. Angel stands on the next to last rung as he grabs AJ around the waist and prepares to hoist him up for either a pile driver or a power bomb. }
Willy Carter: If Angel does this, he may win this match without ever getting in the cage.
{ Angel begins to lift but Alex blocks it and wraps his legs around the top of the ladder, the ladder sways and Angel has to let him go, AJ jabs him in the throat and grabs Angel for the JAGERBOMB!!!! }
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD!!!!
"HOLY ****!"
{ Alex Jones just Jagerbombed Angel off the top of the ladder through a tabled covered in broken glass and a steel ring barrier, both men lay totally unconscious. }
"NC DUB! NC DUB!'
Willy Carter: I'm sorry, we have to see that again.
{ The Jagerbomb off the ladder plays three times from three different angles. But all the replays ends with both men laying unconscious on the ground. }
Eric Hardy: I can't believe that just happened.
Willy Carter: No one can Eric...
Eric Hardy: And who did that hurt more? Neither man is moving.
{ The ref starts his count. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. }
Willy Carter: What happens if they both don't get up?
Eric Hardy: I'm not sure.
{ 6.. 7.. Alex moves. 8.. Angel rolls over. 9 And they both get up some how at the same time. }
Eric Hardy: Their up!?
Willy Carter: At the same time!?
{ Alex smirks and hits the Picture Perfect standing drop kick, sending Angel back first into the crowd through the gap he's made in the ring barrier. }
Willy Carter: Bet he's glad he moved that now?
{ Angel tries to stand up and AJ just comes roaring at him with a nasty spine buster/spear where he basically picks Angel up and slams him back first onto a steel chair in the crowd. Security moves the fans back as Alex grabs another chair, closes it and starts to slam it down across Angel's face and chest. }
Eric Hardy: There is nothing pretty about this match, it's going to be a total blood bath.
Willy Carter: And their still not in the cage.
{ Alex goes nuts, losing all control, he just destroys Angel with that chair to the point that the chair is nearly doubled over on itself. He finally throws it aside, security moves the fans out of the way as Alex walks through the crowd looking for something, finally he reaches up and just rips the camera out of the camera man's hands. }
Alex Jones: I LOVE YOU HAYLEIGH! WATCH DADDY!!!
{ And with that Alex turns the camera and slams it lens first into the bloodied face of Angel a totally of three times before the shot goes to static. }
Eric Hardy: He's lost it.
Willy Carter: Duh.
{ A new camera comes running into the crowd as Alex pulls Angel up and begins to drag him toward the cage but Angel manages to throw a elbow in Alex's face and nails a white Russian leg sweep, dropping Alex Jones' throat right across the steel guard rail, nearly, but not quite, crushing his wind pipe. }
Eric Hardy: OW!
"OW!"
Willy Carter: He won't be eating solids for a while.
{ Angel drags himself on his hands and knees toward the cage. Alex is on his hands and knees as well, trying to regain the ability to breath. Angel reaches up and touches the cage, pulling himself up, he opens the door and walks up the steps, then stops. }
Eric Hardy: Why is Angel stopping?
{ Alex stands and staggers his way out of the crowd. Angel comes off the steps with a spinning heel kick that knocks AJ back and onto his butt. Angel rolls to his feet and with a sick, twisted grin he begins to make his way up the ramp. }
Eric Hardy: Where is he going?
{ Angel disappears behind the curtain. }
Willy Carter: He knows this match isn't over, right?
{ Alex stands up and begins to make his way up the ramp all the while asking the ref "Where is he?" }
Eric Hardy: I don't like this Willy.
{ Suddenly a noise can be heard from behind the curtain... Alex cocks his head trying to place the noise... }
Willy Carter: Wait.. is that...
{ And Angel comes flying out from behind the curtain with a WEED WACKER!!!! AND HE TURNS THAT THING UP FULL BLAST AND JUST SHOVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF ALEX JONES!!!! }
Willy Carter: A WEED WACKER!?!?!?!?!
Eric Hardy: NO ******* WAY!
"HOLY ****! HOLY ****!"
{ Alex falls over and rolls onto his back, his chest bleeding very badly as he tries to roll down the ramp away from Angel who raises the weed whacker above his head as he follows Alex. }
Eric Hardy: This has gone too far. WAY! Too far.
{ Alex reaches the bottom and all but flies into the ring as he jumps under the ropes to get away from Angel. Angel jams the weed whacker against the side of the cage and just turns it up full throttle, just trying to scare AJ, all the while smiling like the devil. }
Willy Carter: I agree Eric, this has gone way past a normal wrestling feud.
{ Angel walks up the steps as Alex looks around the cage walls for a weapon. Angel starts to climb through the ropes, weed whacker in hand. Alex looks up and sees a chain, possibly the same chain Angel once used to choke out Gib, he rips it off the cage wall. }
Eric Hardy: Bad to worse, bad to worse...
{ Angel comes at AJ who tries to move but still catches some of the weed whacker to his side as he turns and whips Angel across the face with the three foot long chain. Angel can't help but drop the weed whacker and AJ turns and whips Angel over the back with the chain. Angel drops to his knees and AJ looks at the weed whacker... }
Eric Hardy: No... No... NO...
{ AJ picks it up, fires it up and rams it into the side of Angel's head, Angel lets out a blood curdling scream as it whips and slashes at his flesh before it finally gets tangled up in his hair. Alex drops the gardening tool and walks back over to the cage wall where he sees a box cutter. }
Willy Carter: Who set this cage up, Jason Vorhees?
{ Alex slowly, meticulously pulls down the box cutter, pushing the blade slowly out of the handle. He carefully walks back over to Angel who is trying to rip his hair free from the weed whacker. Alex smiles before kicking Angel in the side of the head then dropping down and applying a half rear naked choke with his left while dragging the box cutter across the top of Angel's forehead with his right! }
Eric Hardy: THIS IS SICK!
Willy Carter: How much more of this can these two take?
Eric Hardy: I'm guessing allot more.
{ Alex cuts Angel three times across the forehead and then takes before cutting Angel's hair free from the weed whacker and grabbing Angel's right arm, still choking him with his own left, AJ begins to carve "A + S + H 4-EVER" He gets the four letters before Angel finally sends a fist flying back into Jones head. Alex stumbles onto his butt as Angel pulls himself up, Alex leaps and literally tries to stab Angel but Angel grabs his arm and twists it around into a hammer lock where he takes the box cutter. Alex breaks free and when he turns Angel slashes him across the chest, a deep cut literally a foot long from left shoulder to right side on Alex Jones. }
"THIS IS AWESOME!"
Eric Hardy: NO IT'S NOT!
{ Alex grabs at his chest as Angel approaches him with the box cutter. Angel raises it up and Alex rolls out of the way of another slash. Alex leaps up the ropes and onto the cage wall. Angel comes after him but AJ back flips off the top ropes and catches Angel with a dragon sleeper DDT! }
Willy Carter: Was that a wrestling move?
Eric Hardy: Finally.
{ The ref is on the outside, deciding whether or not to count but Angel and Alex are both moving. Alex kicks the cutter away and heads to the wall again, he stops when he sees something he likes. Angel is up, he comes at AJ again but AJ grabs him and Irish whips him into a specific spot on the cage which just so happens to be interlaced with RAZOR WIRE! }
Eric Hardy: Angel just went face first into that razor wire.
{ Alex catches Angel off the rebound with his own finisher, THE REVELATIONA! }
Willy Carter: Insult to injury, Alex just used Angel's own move against him.
{ AJ walks over to the cage wall and begins to untie a table that hangs there. The ref starts his count. 1.. 2.. AJ has the table down. 3.. 4.. He lays it against the turn buckles. 5.. 6.. Angel gets up. Alex grabs him by the arm and goes to send him into the table but Angel puts the brakes on, he elbows Alex in the face and takes him by the hair and runs him into the same spot on the cage Alex had earlier sent Angel, where the razor wire is interlaced. Angel drags Alex's head against the razor wire before throwing him into the corner. }
Eric Hardy: Angel and Alex are going tit for tat in this match.
Willy Carter: They both just want to hurt each other so bad.
Eric Hardy: And they are too, this match as been a total blood bath.
{ Angel runs a knee into Alex's stomach, 1, 2, 3, 4 times. Angel hip tosses Alex out of the corner, AJ tries to get right up but Angel is quick to fly up the ropes with the Wrath of GOD! }
Eric Hardy: Angel with the Wrath of God just now, but there is no way that will be enough to put Alex Jones away.
{ Angel heads across the cage and pulls down a black bag, he reaches in and this is the one with lighter fluid in it. }
Willy Carter: And again we go from bad to worse.
{ Angel turns and sprays the table down with the lighter fluid. In the background Alex starts to get up. Alex staggers to the cage wall and pulls down a staple gun. Angel has the lighter but Alex comes from behind and staples him in the back, Angel turns and drops and Alex staples him in the head the just whacks him with the gun. }
Eric Hardy: This is getting scary Willy, I don't know what’s going to happen next.
Willy Carter: All you need to know is it's going to be bad.
{ Alex picks up the lighter but he doesn't look terribly pleased with what Angel has done and instead stand the table up on it's legs as opposed to against the turn buckles. Then he looks around the cage and spots the razor wire again. He walks over and begins to rip it free from the cage. Angel gets up and heads in the opposite direction. }
Willy Carter: Man.. Where is this going Eric?