Mike Honcho vs. Johnny Rotten
Rob Diamond vs. Mark Evil
Vertigo Dirtmurder vs. The Expert
Singles Match
Mike Honcho was able to pull off the victory against The Rotten One with a Days of Thunder. Honcho took an early advantage and managed to fight off a strong comeback from Rotten.
Singles Match
Rob Diamond was forced to try and overcome the towering size and height advantage Evil had. Early in the match Evil was dominate keeping Diamond grounded using suplexes and a power bomb to pick up a near fall. Diamond somehow managed to hang on and came back and managed to win the match when he turned a Choke slam into a Domincus cutter surprising everybody.
Hardcore Match
Veritgo Dirtmurder true to form came back and put up a brutal fight against The Exprert managing to pin him with the Amber Alert through a barb wire wrapped table, but in the process injured his shoulder and will be out of action until further notice.
{The Metamorphosis theme plays as a video montage showing nCw's past month of action plays. The video changes to a shot of the arena and the camera pans around as a defining fireworks display explodes around the arena. Finally after the theatrics we are taken to Eric and Willy who are at ringside ready to get to the action.}
Eric Hardy: Thank you everybody who spent their hard earned money on Metamorphosis tonight.
Willy Carter: We promise not to disppoint, because we are that confident in our card for the night.
Eric Hardy: What a show we have in store for you. Not only is every nCw title on the line, you'll get to see two sets of former friends taking each other on in violent unforgiving matches.
Willy Carter: Exactly. The Smokin Aces and A Knitemare on Helms Street, two tag teams who once battled each other together will not be on opposite sides of the ring to their former partners.... the storys we could write about these matches alone!
Eric Hardy: Exactly, and that all happens before we even get to our main event... Jack Hammond takes on former Social Enemy stable mate... Xavier Williams!
Willy Carter: Those two have both been at the mercy at Age of the Revolution's mind games recently.. can they battle through it and have a civil one on one match?
Eric Hardy: I hope so.
Willy Carter: But now it's time for our first match of the evening...
Eric Hardy: And the return of Jack Manson and Davey Ortega!
Willy Carter: I can't wait to see this.. the vacant tag team titles decided in a gauntlet match!
Eric Hardy: It's going to be incredible!
TAG TEAM GAUNTLET MATCH
Dirty Deal vs. NAZI vs. Upper Echelon vs. Echoes of Freedom
Eric Hardy: All right fans, now is the time for the super awesome, mega spectacular Tag Team Title Gauntlet Match.
Willy Carter: Did you really have to put those adjectives in there? I'm mean for real.
Eric Hardy: That's what your mother said. In the ring now we have the teams of NAZI and Dirty Deal, and they will get this hoedown started.
Willy Carter: Dude... for real, you're scaring me.
The bell sounds off to start the match; Ron Gibson of Dirty Deal starts off against Hexx. The two start off with a collar and elbow tie up with Ron quickly turning Hexx into an arm bar. Hexx tries to reverse the arm bar but finds himself in a head lock. Hexx manages to bounce Gibson into the ropes but lowers his head too soon for the back body drop, when Gibson kicks him in the head , knocking him on his back.
With Hexx down, Gibson goes in and starts landing combinations of elbows and punches until the ref pulls him off. He gets a warning for the closed fist punches and elbows but Ron ignores the ref and tags in Curtis Kanyon. With Hexx on the ground, Mimic runs in to try and stop the momentum that Dirty Deal has built up but he is hit with the Dirty Demolition by Kanyon. Mimic rolls out of the ring in pain.
Eric Hardy: Wow! Curtis Kanyon hits Mimic with the Dirty Demolition and I think Mimic is out of this match and was never tagged in.
Willy Carter: Are you really that shocked? I mean, he's no Jimmy Turner but come on.
Hexx manages to stand up but is hit with the Filthy Compromise. Kanyon goes for the cover. 1...2...3.
Eric Hardy: That does it for NAZI, they are now eliminated from the Gauntlet match.
Willy Carter: I wonder what team will come out next? I hope it's not Echoes of Freedom, I really hate...
Learn to Fly by The Foo Fighters starts to play over the arena's PSA system. The camera zooms in on the stage for Joe Everyman and Scotty Callaway. After a few seconds, nobody has stepped out on the stage.
Eric Hardy: Where the hell is Joe and Callaway? Is this some sort of joke because I'm not laughing.
Willy Carter: It's not like these guys to not show up like this.
Eric Hardy blankly looks at Willy Carter and says “I don't get it...”
With Kanyon and Gibson standing in the middle of the ring facing the intro stage, we see Joe Everyman and Scotty Callaway running in from behind the ring through the crowd.
Eric Hardy: There they are! They are launching a sneak attack!
Willy Carter: I like it. It's the Tag Team Gauntlet Match, can't hold anything back!
With Dirty Deal's back to them, Echoes of Freedom attacks the team from behind. Callaway throws Gibson to the outside and walks over to his teams respective corner while Everyman pummels on Kanyon and then locks in an ankle lock.
Eric Hardy: Very smart move by Everyman here, attacking the ankle and grounding the big guy. If he can't stand, he can't hit you.
Willy Carter: Yeah, and if Echoes loses, then they made it easier for the next team to win.
Kanyon screams in pain as Everyman twists on his right ankle. Finally, Gibson runs in and kicks Joe in the back of the head. With Everyman out, Kanyon starts to crawl his way to the corner as Gibson runs back to get ready for the tag. Everyman starts to crawl his way to his corner as well. Both of the legal men reach out and make the tag at the same time.
Callaway runs in but his hit with a clothesline by Gibson. Scotty gets up quickly only to be hit with another clothesline. Gibson runs over to Everyman, who has made his way to his feet, and punches him in the temple, knocking him off the apron. He then grabs up Callaway and drags him to the corner and hits the ElehateDDT then goes for the pin 1...2...3.
Echoes leave in an angry manner, headed up the ramp as Upper Echelon arrive. Davey Ortega gives Everyman a thumbs up and tell him he is doing a great job. Everyman offers back a salute of his own as Ortega and Manson pass by them and get in the ring.
Eric Hardy: The final team is in here. They are fresh and rested. Dirty deal has been in this thing all along though. Interesting to see if Upper Echelon can capitalize!
Willy Carter: Oh, I am sure they can. Its what Ortega does.
Davey starts it off mixing it up with Gibson. Ortega has the advantage in the lockup as Dirty Deal is nearly worn out. Ortega takes him down to the ground and offers a boot to the stomach and one to the face. He bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow hard into Gibson's chest. Kanyon is on the outside begging for a tag but it doesn't look like it will happen as Ortega leads Gibson into the corner with Manson. Davey gets a tag out to Manson who jumps in and offers a right hand and a knee as Ortega holds Gibson in place.
Ortega hits a swinging neck breaker before the referee makes him get out of the ring. Manson takes over the flow of the match. Manson lights him up with a muay Thai combo in the corner and and he is on fire. Gibson really needs the tag but its not looking good. Manson grabs him up in a vertical suplex and stalls it. All the blood is rushing to Gibson's head but he manages to escape before impact and get to his corner. He makes a hot tag and Kanyon limps in. The ankle is still tender from the ankle lock he took earlier. Manson immediately zeros in and tries to take it out but Kanyon has it scouted and hits a hard power slam. Manson takes the full impact of the move and it takes the breath out of him. Gibson is finally out of the ring as Kanyon controls Manson into the corner. The other teams have worn this man down but Curtis does not know how to quit. He fires off right hands on Manson he ducks number five and trips Kanyon face first into the corner. Manson puts the boots to the back of his head and finally grabs the injured ankle and slams it down. He stomps away on it. Satisfied with the ankle damage, Manson nails a blizzard suplex on Kanyon. He is down in the middle of the ring. Jack tags in Davey and immediately runs across the room to take out Gibson. Jack Manson flies at Gibson and they both go tumbling to the outside as Davey runs in.
Eric Hardy: Uh oh! This is getting chaotic!
Willy Carter: Only the legal men are left in the ring!
Ortega notices the ref paying attention to the bodies on the outside of the ring and takes full advantage. He nails Kanyon in the groin with his patented Hail to the GM kick. Kanyon is hurting low right now and he doesn't even noticed that he has moved into perfect position for Davey's The Setting Sun spear! Davey taps the ref on the shoulder and pins when he turns around. Ortega picks up the 1...2...3.
Eric Hardy: Well you may not agree with the way it happened but the Genius Macrobian and Jack Manson have done it.
Willy Carter: It would have happened anyway. Dirt Deal was just too worn out. We have new tag team champs here tonight sir.
We cut back to Willy and Eric on Ortega and Manson lifting their tag titles high into the air.
XTREME TITLE MATCH
Philip Burns © vs. Homeless Harold
Eric Hardy: Anticipation has been building all month for this next match. It all started four weeks ago when Homeless Harold defeated Sexy Jason in Seven minutes and seventeen seconds in an Xtreme Title chase match. setting a time no one else could match.
Willy Carter: Though a few came pretty close.
Eric Hardy: Everyman and Vertigo almost beat the time, but Vertigo was a second too late on the pin.
Willy Carter: Homeless Harold and Philip Burns have sort of become friends during their time in the Resistance, the hesitation to face one another is very evident.
Eric Hardy: You'd have to expect it to be, especially with the Age of the Revolution's Adam Knite forcing Harold to do his dirty work.
Willy Carter: That's just degrading, holding his identity over his head like that. I almost wish Harold would tell Knite to go stick it, mostly so I could find out who he is.
Eric Hardy: Your about to find out what he is.
Willy Carter: Huh?
Eric Hardy: He's on his way to the ring.
( Harold enters the arena, looking spotlessly clean today. As he gets to the top of the ramp, three bottle rockets scream out of the entranceway, he drops to his knees covering his head with his hands, shaking. A roadie enters patting him on the back, telling him everything will be all right. He gets up and makes his way to the ring. )
Willy Carter: Harold looks... ready as ever I supposed. This guy has crushed pretty much everyone he has ever come across, including Jackhammer. Tonight he's facing the reigning Xtreme Champion Philip Burns, a legend in his own right within nCw.
Eric Hardy: Phil is smaller and presumably more technically sound, but Harold has sheer mass working for him. Phil isn't going to be able to out wrestle him unless he gets Harold on the ground.
Willy Carter: Neither one of these guys really fits the "Xtreme" mold and both have expressed a desire to keep this match clean, but I think once Phil realizes he's not going to be able to suplex Harold to all hell, this match will deteriorate pretty quickly.
Eric Hardy: I was gonna say the same thing.
( The opening of "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage; He is wearing a red jacket that hangs all the way to below his knees with his logo on the back. He is facing the ring but his gaze is fixed on the floor. JP Rush walks out behind him. Phil throws one fist in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He and his manager walk to the ring and up the steps before getting in. JP removes the jacket from Phil and exits to the outside while Phil is pacing the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and poses in signature style with the fans on their feet. He removes and throws his t-shirt to the crowd and waits in the corner. )
Eric Hardy: You could cut the anticipation with a knife.
( The man known as Homeless Harold towers over Philip Burns, the reigning Xtreme Champion. If Burns is worried, you can't tell, he looks dead into the black eye holes of Harold's mask and waits for the bell. )
DING DING!
Eric Hardy: IT'S ON!
Willy Carter: Burns is going right for it.
( Burns charges right in, laying in several fore arm smashes to the side of Harold's head. One! Two! Three! Four! Harold blocks the fifth one and with his right hand he lays Burns out with a axe handle across the top of his head. )
Eric Hardy: The strength advantage of Harold is pretty obvious right there.
Willy Carter: I'm sure Burns won't forget to move next time.
( The Homeless one reaches in for Burns, but Burns moves out of the way, he gets to his feet, goes off the ropes and comes back at full speed, Harold goes for a big boot that Burns ducks, Burns goes off the opposing ropes and looks to grab Harold with a bull dog but Harold instead lands a side slam on the mid air Burns. )
Eric Hardy: Harold with a surprising amount of ring awareness.
( Harold going for a pin. )
One.. KICK OUT!
Willy Carter: Whats up with the Homeless one? Is this what he was talking about in his promos?
Eric Hardy: It would seem he can in fact wrestle.
( Harold rolls over and sits on Burns chest, he grabs him by the hair with his left hand, with his right he begins to punch Burns in the face, closed fist. One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Harold wraps his bear like hands around the throat of Philip Burns and begins to choke the life out of him, his shoulders are pinned and the ref counts. )
Eric Hardy: Burns may be knocked out.
One.. Two.. KICK OUT!
Willy Carter: This can't go on much longer, Burns is going to have to give in and use a weapon soon if he is going to even survive this match.
Eric Hardy: As good as he is, he doesn't stand a chance against Harold.
( With the massive weight of Homeless Harold on top of him, Phil was barely able to kick out. Harold leans in and says something to Burns, Burns jams him in the eye with his thumb. Harold lets go and gets off of Burns, trying to rub his eye through the mask. Burns gets to his feet, goes off the ropes and comes back with a drop kick to the side of Harold's head. Recovering from the loss of oxygen pretty quickly Burns grabs the ropes and spring boards off with an elbow drop. He doesn't waste any time as he brings Harold up and knees him several times in the chest before landing a double arm DDT. )
Eric Hardy: All it took was a shot to the eye and Burns seems to have this match under control.
Willy Carter: A slightly dirty tactic there, but it is an Xtreme rules match.
( Taking advantage of his temporary control, Burns locks in a Camel Clutch. The ref checks on Harold who refuses to submit. Burns pulls back with everything he has but slowly Homeless Harold begins to power out of the submission hold. Phil can't believe it as Harold begins to stand up. Phil jumps on Harold's back and locks in a choke hold, but even this is only slowing Harold down. He lumbers around the ring before just throwing himself back wards onto the mat, crushing Philip Burns. )
Eric Hardy: Bones were definitely crushed right there. Harold is a heavy man and all of him just dropped down on top of Phil.
Willy Carter: Burns took control, had control, and lost control when he went for that submission. He's gotta go for the legs or something, he can't try to out wrestle this guy it's not going to work.
Eric Hardy: I know both of these guys have their own personal code of in ring conduct, but come on, Xtreme rules match, take advantage of it.
( Homeless Harold gets up, he rubs his eye again. In the mean time Burns uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet. Homeless Harold sees him and runs at him as fast as he can, Burns drops down and pulls the top rope with him, Homeless Harold topples over the top rope and to the outside. Philip Burns gets to his feet, Harold starts to get up, Burns runs across the ring, goes off the ropes, he comes back and leaps through the ropes suicide diving into Homeless Harold. )
Eric Hardy: A suicide dive through the ropes and both men are down. This is how Burns is going to take out Homeless Harold. Not with fancy in ring technical wrestling, but with high flying, risk taking, death defying maneuvers like that.
Willy Carter: Gotta be careful, if he's too reckless he's going to gift wrap that title for Harold.
( Philip Burns almost gets right up, he walks around in a circle trying to work through any pain. To his amazement Homeless Harold is getting to his feet too. Burns comes in from behind with a double axe handle, knocking Harold forward, Burns grabs him with a Back Cracker right on the floor padding. Burns is right to his feet, he takes a couple steps to the side, then lines up his shot, he struts, raises the peace sign, then drops a rolling knee across Homeless Harold's hockey mask, obviously hurting his own knee more than it hurt Harold's face. )
Willy Carter: Channeling a little double J.
Eric Hardy: And Burns paid the price for his arrogance. Could of dislocated his knee doing that.
( The Homeless One starts getting up. Burns sees this and lands a stiff kick to the stomach along with several hard right hands, none of which really phase Harold who retaliates with a thunderous clothes line that sends the arena into an up roar. )
Eric Hardy: HE DECAPITATED HIM!
( Burns rolls over and gets to his hands and knees, Harold grabs him and stands him up. Burns rips down on the eye holes of Harold's mask, obscuring his vision then drops him with the Burn Notice. Phil gets right up and pulls the padding back on the arena floor, revealing the hard concrete. Burns pulls Harold up, he looks to be setting him up for another Burn Notice on the concrete, Harold blocks it and instead lands a stalling German Suplex, dropping Burns hard on the exposed arena floor. )
Eric Hardy: Burns was hoping for another Burn Notice on the hard arena floor, but it looks like the Homeless one is more than capable of out wrestling Phil.
Willy Carter: I'm amazed at how technical this match has been and by how they've managed to avoid any weapon use so far.
Eric Hardy: Both men are keeping to their word.
( The crowd even seems to be stunned by Harold's burst of wrestling ability. Harold scoops Burns up and slams him back down on the concrete again. He points his finger and says that was a "Warning." With little to no effort Harold scoops Burns up again and rolls him into the ring. Burns on his hands and knees starts to crawl away. Harold gets in the ring. Burns is now on the opposite side of the ring, using the ropes to stand up. Homeless Harold comes up from behind and grabs Burns by the head, he picks him up and tosses him onto his back. Burns rolls over a few times. )
Willy Carter: Wow, did you see that? He just threw him like a rag doll across the ring.
Eric Hardy: Harold is a giant ball of power.
( Homeless Harold takes a hold of Burns again, this time Burns fires off a few knife edge chops, but Harold brings an end to them with one sound head butt to the face, which busts Phil wide open. )
Eric Hardy: Our first wound of this Xtreme Title bought, normally someone would be lit on fire by now.
Willy Carter: Be patient, we have time.
( Groggily, Burns stands up on his own. Homeless Harold grabs Burns by the arm and Irish Whips him across the ring, Burns ducks down and slides under the ropes. Harold shakes his head and starts across the ring. On the outside Burns pulls a chair out from under the ring. Harold starts to step over the ropes, Burns stands up and jams the edge of the chair into Harold's leg, Harold topples off the ring apron and onto the floor. )
Eric Hardy: Looks like you were right Willy.
Willy Carter: I knew Phil would eventually cave and go for a weapon. He managed to beat Zane without any weapons, but Homeless Harold is an entirely different animal.
Eric Hardy: I get where Phil is coming from but I think in this situation, a little weapon use is called for.
( Burns, with a sick look in his eyes takes the chair and begins to bash Homeless Harold over the back again and again and again. The chair is nearly doubled over by the time Burns tosses it aside, panting heavily. Harold looks up and Burns punts him in the side of the mask. He decides that that wasn't enough and he grabs the Xtreme title. Homeless Harold miraculously starts to stand after all those chair shots, Burns runs in and lays him out with the title belt. Burns smiles, deciding an Xtreme match is at least good for laying out huge opponents. )
Willy Carter: This match could be all over if they were in the ring.
Eric Hardy: I'm pretty sure it's going to take allot more than that to keep the Homeless One down.
( Placing the title back on it's table, Burns returns his attention to Homeless Harold, who is now standing, holding a chair, and a hint of rage escapes from behind that mask. Burns takes off around the side of the ring, Harold follows. Burns runs up to the top of the ramp, looking for anything to use against Harold, who is sauntering up the ramp with a chair. Then Burns notices the camera man and rips the camera out of his hands, cutting off the feed for a second. )
Eric Hardy: Harold will not stay down and now he pursues Phil up the ramp way.
Willy Carter: He's got nothing up there to defend himself with, save that camera.
Eric Hardy: That's an expensive piece of equipment he's about to destroy.
Willy Carter: Nothing more than an expensive weapon.
( Harold lifts the chair high but takes a camera to the stomach, then Burns bashes him in the face with the camera, it breaks into several pieces. Harold falls over, Burns tries to rip the chair out of his hands, but Harold won't let go. Harold pushes back, ramming Burns in the stomach with the chair, Burns looks a little shocked that Harold is still going. Burns throws a right hand, but his fist collides with the chair. Harold stands up and crushes Burns head with the steel chair, putting a large dent in both his head and the seat of the chair. Burns was bleeding before, but he's gushing now. )
Eric Hardy: Did you hear the "THUD" off that chair shot?
Willy Carter: Phil is going to have brain damage after a blow like that.
Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold warned Phil not to get Xtreme on him, I guess thats why.
Willy Carter: The presence of weapons evens the odds for Phil, assuming Harold doesn't grab a chair or two himself.
( Harold chucks the chair off to the side. He stands Burns up and with one fluid motion he power bombs him on the stage. Not being one to allow his opponents time to breath, Harold stands Burns up again, he hoists him up onto his shoulders, setting him up for the Homeless Harpoon. )
Eric Hardy: Oh god no.
Willy Carter: I think we're about to see the end of this match.
( The entire arena is on it's feet, cheering, screaming, crying, pounding their feet as Philip Burns is launched off Homeless Harold's shoulder over the side of the stage and through several tables on the arena floor. The ref now steps in and demands that Homeless Harold go back to the ring and await his decision. The ref runs down the side of the ramp, the arena is silent as they wait to see if Burns is okay. Just as the ref reaches the wreckage, Phil stands up. He looks at Harold, blood covered face and all, and says "bring it." )
Eric Hardy: Is he crazy?
Willy Carter: He shouldn't even be standing.
Eric Hardy: The ref is a fool for allowing this to continue.
Willy Carter: I think even I've had enough.
Eric Hardy: Burns is one tough SOB.
Willy Carter: Harold is going to end up killing him.
Eric Hardy: Harold is going after him again.
( The big man climbs off the side of the stage and goes at Burns with a clothes line, Burns drop toe holds Harold into the table rubble. Burns grabs a shard of table and begins to drag it across the exposed portions of Harold's head, opening several cuts. He takes a piece of table leg and cracks Harold in the side of the head. Burns stumbles out of the wreckage, near the curtain, someone left a tool box, he dumps it out and finds what he wanted. A hammer. )
Willy Carter: Think he's gonna ring his bell?
( Harold gets up and goes right for Burns again, Burns, cupping the hammer, punches Harold in the face, a piece of his mask breaks off, showing that he is in fact bleeding under the mask too. Burns drops the hammer and stumbles into the curtains leading back stage. )
Eric Hardy: Looks like Burns cleared the bats out of Harold's belfry and now he's taking off backstage.
Willy Carter: This match can only end in the ring, Burns better make his way back there.
Eric Hardy: This is actually a smart idea, if he can wear Harold down, really lay into him, then by the time they get back to the ring Harold will be easy pickings.
Willy Carter: Unless of course Harold destroys him backstage.
Eric Hardy: Yes, there's always that.
( A camera meets up with Burns as he enters the main hall way that leads back to the ring, Harold rips the curtains down behind him. Burns picks up a 2x4 and turns around snapping it in half over Harold's shoulder as he turned to avoid the blow. Burns throws the remaining piece at Harold and grabs him by the head and slams it into the wall. Harold drops to one knee. Burns super kicks Harold in the face then gets up and starts making his way down the hall way. Harold gets up. )
Eric Hardy: He just keeps coming. Nothing Phil does is slowing him down.
Willy Carter: He's not human.
( Burns looks to his right, stairs, they lead back to the stage and the ring, the only place he can make a pin fall. Harold comes up from behind and grabs Burns by the head, he squeezes as hard as he can and Burns struggles to escape. A lead pipe lays against the wall, Burns grabs it and swings, Harold catches the pipe and beats Burns in the stomach with it. He releases Burns's head then cracks him over the back with the pipe. Burns stumbles forward, looking for an escape. He sees a grocery cart, grabs it and rolls it into Homeless Harold's knees. Burns walks over to Harold, somehow he picks him up for a fire man's carry into the grocery cart. )
Eric Hardy: An impressive show of strength by Philip Burns.
Willy Carter: I wouldn't of thought he could pick him up like that.
Eric Hardy: I don't believe this...
( Like a scene from the movie "Jackass" Philip Burns pushes the grocery cart with the seven foot monster in it down the hall way as fast as he can, Homeless Harold's head sticking out of the front. At the end of the hall way are two steel doors and Burns, the cart and Homeless Harold crash into the doors at top speed. The doors swing open, Harold and the cart spill out into the outer main hall way, near the concession stands and the merchandise tables. Burns leans on the door as he walks out, all the near by fans immediately swarming around them. Burns asks for and receives a soda from one of the fans, he quickly chugs it and hands the kid his empty cup. )
Willy Carter: After crashing Harold into a door like his name was Steve-o he takes a break to grab a drink. YOU HAVE A TITLE TO DEFEND!
Eric Hardy: He's a little thirsty.
Willy Carter: Yeah, well, he's still got a title to win.
Eric Hardy: No way...
( Harold is already getting to his feet, Burns runs in and chops him in the back, Harold lands an elbow. Harold turns and decks Burns, rocking him back against the door. Harold takes some kids drink, not knowing what it is and dumps it through the holes in his mask. He rushes at Burns and big boots his head against the wall. Harold walks over to a merch booth and takes a Honcho Villa t-shirt. Burns stands up, Harold wraps the shirt around his throat and uses it to choke toss him across the floor. )
Eric Hardy: You'd think Burns weighed five pounds the way Harold has been throwing him around.
Willy Carter: Burns keeps dishing it out and Harold keeps coming back for more.
Eric Hardy: So far I'm impressed by the stamina of both men.
Willy Carter: They can't keep this up much longer.
( With a firm grip, Harold drags Burns a ways down the corridor, after finding the main entrance he stops, picks Burns up, and sets him up for another Homeless Harpoon, this time through the glass doors of the main entrance. Harold runs at the door, Burns wiggles free, drops down and drop kicks Harold in the back, sending him crashing through one of the glass doors. )
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD!
Willy Carter: NO WAY!
Eric Hardy: Harold is bleeding all over.
Willy Carter: Burns looks sickly satisfied by that.
Eric Hardy: And... And... He's getting up?!
( Covered in glass and small cuts, Homeless Harold gets up. Burns turns around and can't believe his eyes. Homeless Harold walks through the hole in the door, slowly. Philip Burns heads offer to a near by concession stand, looking for something he can use to slow Harold down. Harold reaches out for him, Burns turns and throws hot coffee in his face, grabs Harold's head and slams it through the sneeze shield guarding the hot dogs. )
Willy Carter: The giant must be a little dazed, Burns needs to bring this back to the ring, before Harold gets a second wind.
( Burns takes a hot dog and screams "Hungry now FREAK!?" and jams it through the holes in the mask followed by a European upper cut and an Irish Whip back into the concession stand. Phil starts to head towards the doors leading to the ring. )
Eric Hardy: Disgusting display by Phil right there.
Willy Carter: Harold's homeless, Phil is just helping him out.
Eric Hardy: By gagging him like that?
Willy Carter: That's probably how Harold eats hot dogs anyways.