{You're computer monitor is tuned into www.ncwenentertainment.com and you are ready to see some exciting Wired preshow action.}
Carly Robins: Welcome fans to nCw Wired, the online preshow that kicks everything off. I'm of course Chad Lights, and here with me is Simon Daye.
Simon Daye: Good evening everybody I hope you're ready for some great nCw action, to get things really going, our first match pits the newcomer Frostbyte against the rebranded Bukkake Man.
Carly Robins: I don't know why he changed his name... but I guess this new one fits him better.
Simon Daye: His name fits any man Carly..... to a T.
Carly Robins:.... good point. So lets get this started.
Craven Moorehead, even though being the former Bukkake Man, was no match for Frostbyte. Thirty seconds into the match, Frostbyte was able to hit the Chill Factor on Moorehead, getting an easy three.
Carly Robins.... Wow... it looks like Bukkake Man, or Craven Moorhead was no match for Frostbyte tonight....
Simon Daye: .... Impressive win by Frostbyte... after losing his debut match he looks very determined to show that was a fluke.
Carly Robins: Well what's next?
Simon Daye: We have Sexy Jason... who thinks he's the National champion defending “his” title.
Carly Robins: How could he be defending a title he doesn't own?
Simon Daye: I have no idea, I just know it's not a sanctioned nCw match....
Carly Robins: ... I'm confused.
Instead of starting in the ring, this match starts in the back. Sexy Jason jumps Hexx early on and nails him with the National Championship belt. Hexx was surprisingly able to kick out after a vicious attack from Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason quickly gains the upper hand again, beating Hexx relentlessly. Hexx is able to trip Sexy Jason into a nearby snack table. Hexx starts throwing the food at Sexy Jason, who just stands confused, as none of the food is coming close to hitting him. Sexy Jason just charges at Hexx, hitting him with the belt one last time, and picking up the easy three count.
Carly Robins: Wow... that Sexy Jason sure was impressive.... even if he isn't National Champion...
Simon Daye: Sexy Jason suddenly got this idea in his head that he was too good for the nCw roster and began by attacking Jack Hammer.... I just wonder if anybody is going to put a stop to this....He's apparently corrupted Amber Ashe.
Carly Robins: I'm sure JackHammer will be looking for some revenge...
Simon Daye: But who knows if his eye will every heal, that was a sick move by Jason last week......
Carly Robins: I think he'll be fine.....
Simon Daye: I hope so..... well Carly.. that's all we have, I've been given the word that Last Stand is ready to go...
Carly Robins: I can't wait.. should be awesome...
Simon Daye: Me either Carly... Good night fans and to everybody who ordered Last Stand I hope you enjoy the show....
{The Wired Feed ends as Last stand is ready to go.}
{They Say by Scars on Broadway begins blasting on your television screen as finally the moment you've been waiting for is here. A video montage plays showing the men who will be in this match tonight and when it's done we are taken to the arena where the thousands of fans are cheering like crazy, and holding up signs for their favorite wrestlers. The camera pans them showing their excited faces before settling on Willy and Eric.}
Eric Hardy: Hello everybody who is payed to see this amazing event. We have a ton of great matches lined up for you.
Willy Carter: You'll be getting your money's worth tonight that's for sure.
Eric Hardy: An Asylum match, brother versus brother, an Xtreme Match, last man standing match, and a no limits ladder match....
Willy Carter: What more could you ask for there? I don't know about you Hardy, but I can't wait for this Last Man Standing match....
Eric Hardy: Besides the world title match, I'd have to say that I'm really looking forward to seeing Milo versus Dave, and to see where this Adam Knite and Ace battle finally ends.
Willy Carter: Great choices... but really.... what is there not to love about this show!?
Eric Hardy: I'm with you.... this card, every title minus one is on the line.... It's going to be incredible....
Willy Carter: So lets get this thing started already!
Eric Hardy: I'm with you, let the show begin!
X-Division #1 Contendership Tournament Finals Match
Xavier Cross vs. AJ Phoenix
It's been a long hard tournmanet for both men trying to earn a shot at the XDivision championship. Now it all comes down to this. Will it be Xavier Cross or AJ Phoenix who goes on to face the winner of Angel vs. Xavier Williams.
Amber Ashe: The Following is our opening contest, schedule for one fall, and is to decide The Number One Contender to the nCw X-Division Championship.
Sparks begin to fall across the stage, leaving the stage filled with brilliant bright colors. Behind the sparks, is a man, wearing a shirt, a wet towel draped over his head, a black shirt, his jeans, and boots all ready for action… Lupe Fiasco cuts in slowly…
Lemme put you on game (gunshot)
Lemme put you on game
Behind the curtain slowly walks Xavier Cross. His head down, walking slowly, his foots stepping to the beat of the song. Some of the fans cheer, some who know him just stare at the man he has become. Some just sit quietly, but the room is a buzz. Making his way halfway down the ramp, Xavier rises his head, his old smirk fades around his lips, but slowly goes to straight lips, numb washing over his emotions. His hands reach for the towel, jerking it off his head, and throwing it into the crowd.
Don't you know that I run this place,
And I've begun this race,
Must I rerun this pace?
I'm the reason its become this way
and their love for it is the reason I have become this praised
(lemme put you on game)
They love my darkness,
I make them heartless,
and in return, the have become my martyrs,
I've been in the poem of many a poet,
And I reside in the art of many a artist
(lemme put you on game)
Some of your smartest have tried to artictulate
my whole part in this
but they're fruitless in their harvest
the dro grows from my footsteps
I'm the one that they follow,
I am the one that they march with
(lemme put you on game)
Through the back alleys
And the black markets,
the Oval Offices,
the crackhouses and apartments
Through the mazes of the queens,
the pages of the sages
and the Chambers of The Kings
(lemme put you on game)
Through the veins-es of the fiends,
A paper chaser's pager,
Yo, I'm famous on the scene
One of the oldest, most ancient-est of things
Seak every single language on the planet, y'all mean?
(lemme put you on game)
Sliding into the ring, he holds his arm up, as he stands, rotating all the way around looking at the crowd. He rises himself up on the turnbuckle, removing his shirt, and throwing it high into the crowd. He drops down to his feet, leaning into the corner, cracking his taped knuckles, waiting for the bell.
Willy Carter: This kids undefeated Streak is going to end tonight at AJ Phoenix hands.
Eric Hardy: I wouldn’t count on it, while AJ has a slight experience edge, both theses men, are very equally matched.
The start of Mother f**ker of the year-Motley Crue comes over the PA, the lights dim down as strobe lights follow the first few seconds before the guitar riff explodes, then "The Fallen" AJ Phoenix emerges in a long sleeveless coat with a hood covering his facial features, he makes his way down to the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron he climbs between the ropes and flips his hood back before removing the coat
Willy Carter: What are you saying Hardy, this man just beat Davey Ortega last week, that should make him the number one contender by default.
Eric Hardy: Well he’s going to have to deal with the undying machine.
AJ begins this match, by trying to lock up with Xavier Cross, however, before he can even grab Cross, Xavier nails a sharp kick right to the thigh of Pheonix, before quickly throwing another one, which AJ blocks, and trips, before going for a quick cover, but not even getting a one count, AJ gets back up, as Xavier trips him and quickly goes for a knee drop that misses, AJ goes for a lariat as soon as Xavier gets to his feet, who manages to duck under it, before hitting another kick to the shin, stunning AJ for just a second, before going for a bulldog, however AJ shoves Xavier off, before catching him with a roll thru, which he quickly turns into Boston Crab, trapping Xavier in the move.
Eric Hardy: So far, an amazing back and forth battle, and I think these guys are just going to warm up.
Willy Carter: If Cross doesn’t get out of this submission move, there may not even be a chance to get things going.
Xavier struggles for a moment, before reaching out for the ropes, he is nearly inches away, when AJ pulls him back up, and tries to clamp it back on in the center of the ring, however that one moment of AJ releasing some of the pressure was all Xavier needed to break free as he somehow manages to get the slightly larger AJ off of him. AJ goes back to attack, and is met with a stiff chop across the chest, stopping him in his tracks. Xavier nails a European uppercut knocking AJ into the corner, before beginning to unleash a series of chops, causing the crowd to Woo…AJ grows tired of his chest being turned into a deep red shade, and reverses Xavier, and nails a back elbow, knocking Xavier down.
Willy Carter: Every time Xavier gets something started, Phoenix is turning it around.
Eric Hardy: And what is AJ going for? He making a charge toward the downed Xavier Cross.
AJ Pheonix backs up, and then sprints full speed towards Xavier, before nailing a huge running dropkick, right into the chest of Xavier Cross…Aj Pheonix, laughs as he pulls the hurt Xavier tolds the middle of the ring, and then climbs up, perhaps looking for his Spiral Tap, but we’re never know, as soon as he gets to the top rope, Xavier manages to fight off enough of the pain, to get up, and then use the second rope to spring upwards, hitting a Rising Uppercut, catching AJ Pheonix, and costing him to lose his balance and fall off the top rope, before slamming into the ringside barricade.
Eric Hardy: That look like something out of that Street Fighter video game, my brother use to play…Xavier now is in the driver seat.
Willy Carter: This isn’t a video game, Xavier should be disqualified or something?
Eric Hardy: If it was a Hadoken or something then maybe…but Pheonix is out on the outside.
Norman Dafoe, begins his count, as Xavier poses for the fans for a few moments, before he notices AJ Pheonix laughing on the outside, as if he was taunting Xavier, asking if that was his best shot, Xavier breaks Dafoe count, before yelling at AJ, who tries to jump back on the apron, but is pushed off by Xavier, who then runs against the opposite side ropes, before running full speed in AJ direction, AJ prepares to move out of the way of a possible dive, but Cross does a Handspring against the ropes, faking the dive, before nailing a baseball slide dropkick, knocking AJ back against the barricade, before finally grabbing ahold of the ropes, and springboarding himself over, driving himself into AJ and wrapping his legs around his head, and hitting a Head Scissors on the outside.
Eric Hardy: That was amazing.
Willy Carter: Agreed.
The fans in the arena, begin to slowly clap for Xavier, starting a Machine chant, which he nods, and bows, before going to pull AJ up, who grows tired of this, and uses his position, to cause Cross to misplace his footing and slam into the barricade, Xavier screams slightly, before AJ slides into the ring, to break Dafoe count, sitting himself on the apron to make a dive as well, just waiting for Xavier to turn around before getting a running start, and sitting a somersault senton on Xavier.
Willy Carter: Theses guys are just flying all over the place.
Eric Hardy: Yeah, I wouldn’t expect anything less in the X-Division Tournament Finals.
AJ finally pulls Xavier up and slides him into the ring, before staying on the apron, Xavier finally gets up and shakes the cobwebs out for just a second, before being nailed with a Forearm by AJ, who then grabs Cross head, and nabs him, before tilting him into the reverse DDT position, before climbing the ropes, AJ jumps off flipping over Xavier, looking for a Diamond Dust, or a modified version of his Samuals Wish, however Xavier manages to shove him off, forcing AJ to hit the canvas hard.
Xavier follows it up with a hard elbow to the back of AJ’s head and neck. AJ winces in pain and Xavier then rolls back and starts looking for a leg to grapevine while he has AJ down on the mat. He grabs one and starts trying to lock in some kind of hold but AJ keeps battling. AJ scrambles towards the ropes but X is pulling him back. AJ manages to climb onto his free foot for some added length but Cross won’t let AJ go. He now starts twisting the ankle and knowing that he won’t make it to the ropes AJ does what he always does in these situations.
Eric Hardy: AJ-Guri!
Willy Carter: Look again Hardy!
AJ indeed went for his trademark but Xavier had it scouted and ducked underneath it allowing AJ to fall flat on his face. AJ goes to get up off his stomach and when he does he gets caught in a springboard bulldog from Cross that flattens out “The Fallen” again.
Eric Hardy: What an opener this match has been so far.
Willy Carter: it’s only gonna get better. Check out Cross now.
Xavier is climbing up to the top rope now and he starts sizing up AJ for something. A small pop comes from the crowd, excited that he was about to go high risk again and he taunts them to get more of a response. That’s when AJ got to his feet and met Cross half way much like they did before. But this time Cross is ready he drives his boot into AJ’s solar plexes and that stuns AJ so Cross can bounce Phoenix’s head off the turnbuckle a couple of times. Then Cross flips over AJ as if he were going for a sunset flip but he grabs AJ’s head half way through and lands in a very devastating looking neck breaker!
Willy Carter: OH SNAPS! What a move that was.
Eric Hardy: AJ’s neck could be broken!
But it wasn’t because AJ was still trying to get up. But Cross is still on the attack. He swings a hard kick to the side of AJ’s ribs and a few more for good measure. Cross then flips AJ over with a snap mare and then follows it up with a bounce to the ropes and a shining wizzard. Cross then nails a senton splash, but AJ moves out of the way. Cross lands hard on his back and AJ goes toward the ropes but Cross is able to explode from the ground up into the air and catch AJ with a spinning heel kick that has enough snap to it that it echoes throughout the arena.
Willy Carter: Somebody call my momma, I think that hit AJ so hard that it gave ME a nose bleed.
Eric Hardy: That kick definitely had some “stank” on it.
X see’s that AJ is down and he looks to the ropes then back at AJ. The ropes, then back at AJ. He runs for the ropes and on the return lands a picture perfect standing shooting star press and then hooks the leg. Norman Dafoe drops down for the count.
One.
Two.
ThreeeeNO!
Eric Hardy: What the? AJ just kicked out! At like two and seven eights.
Willy Carter: These two men really want a chance to fight for that X-Division championship.
Eric Hardy: Well after witnessing this match I say we should let them both fight for it!
Xavier is in full force, clicking on all cylinders, as he has AJ completely where he wants him, as he climbs the ropes, and waits for AJ to get up, before leaping off, as AJ is doubled over, he leaps off, backfliping before hooking Phoenix head for a DDT, but AJ manages to cling to the ropes, causing Xavier to get crunched on the ring ropes, as he holds his groin area in pain, AJ is extremely winded at this moment, as this match is taking it toll on both men. AJ finally begins to catch his breathe, and knocks Xavier off the ring ropes, who still somehow manages to land on the apron, AJ quickly goes in for another move, but somehow Xavier fight thru, driving AJ throat first into the ring rope, driving him backwards…Xavier springboards to the rope up, looking for a Huracanrana and wraps his legs around the neck of AJ Phoenix before driving him down, however AJ manages to hold up, as Xavier goes down, before powering him back up into a Powerbomb.
Willy Carter: This is it for Xavier.
Eric Hardy: Nice counter to the Springboard Rana.
AJ spins around with Xavier Cross held in the powerbomb position, before going to drive him down with it, However Xavier pulls off a snap Huracanrana, and reaches back for the leg.
Willy Carter: No…AJ
Eric Hardy: That was out of nowhere.
Xavier pulls the leg, but as quickly as he pulled off the Rana…AJ Pheonix rolls thru it, surprising Xavier and catching him in a pin. Dafoe drops down, One…Two….Three!
Eric Hardy: Wait…What the hell happened.
Willy Carter: That was sudden, AJ Phoenix reversed Xavier Cross’s counter.
Amber Ashe: Ladies and Gentleman, The Winner of the match, and new Number One Contender to the X-Division Title, AJ Phoenix.
Norman Dafoe raises AJ Phoenix arm up in victory, as Xavier Cross is extremely stunned, figuring he had the match won.
Singles Match
The Burning vs. Davey Ortega
It's been a long time since Ortega and Burning were a rising tag team in nCw. It's been even longer since they were on opposite stables waring with each other. This match is sure to invoke some nostalgia.
Eric Hardy: Well it’s been a great night so far, and this next match is a blast from the past!
Willy Carter: That’s right, Davey Ortega is taking on The Burning. Many of you may remember these two had a small feud back in the beginning of nCw, with Kelly Fox being the main reason for that.
Eric Hardy: Oh yeah she was the reason alright. Constantly annoying The Burning and just sticking her nose in where it wasn’t wanted. And with her being part of The Empire, Ortega found it necessary to protect her, causing him and Phil to get in each others way.
{The opening of "With the Fire" by Fozzy blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage. When he is fully raised the song picks up as he throws his hands in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He walks to the ring and up the steps before getting in.
He walks to the center of the ring and poses in signature style, the fans on their feet. He throws his t-shirt to the crowd and waits in the corner.}
Willy Carter: Well Phil is in the ring and looks more than ready for this match.
{Forsaken comes on with the lights dimming.
I'm over it
You see I'm falling in a vast abyss
White strobes begin to flicker, Davey Ortega comes out on to the stage, standing in the center. He looks around as the people cheer. He lets out a smile, and begins to walk down the rampway
You see I can not be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
Davey stops dead center of the ramp way, and raises his hands to another pop from the fans. He smiles again, almost basking in the cheers. He then begins to walk again, leaning towards the right side of the fans, letting them touch his arm, occasionally slapping their hands. He walks up the stairs, and into the ring. He runs to the opposite turnbuckle and gets on top, raising his hands as the cameras go off and the fans scream. He hops down and locks eyes with Burning.}
{The bell sounds and both men walk up to each other in the centre of the ring}
Eric Hardy: I’m sure both men haven’t forgotten about those early days. Especially Burning, who was screwed over by Ortega in his match with Lance Ryan in the semi final of the Road to the Gold tournament.
{The two of them are now bad mouthing each other, Burning says something to Davey who gets an angry look across his face. Ortega lashes out and slaps Burning across the face, who takes it in his stride. His head slowly returns to it’s original position. Ortgea then slaps him again, but once more Phil takes it in his stride.}
Willy Carter: These two are going to explode any second now and I can’t wait.
{As if hearing Carters statement, Burning leaps into action and starts pummelling Ortega’s head with his left fist as his right hand grabs hold of him, keeping him in striking distance. Davey stumbles to the ropes with Burning hot on his tail. Burning continues his flurry of punches and Davey drops to his knee. Burning takes hold of his head to lift him up but Ortega counters with a sharp elbow to his gut, keeling him over.}
Willy Carter: Nice counter from Ortega.
{Ortgea gets to his feet and kicks the Burning in his shin and knocking him off balance. Davey moves in and hooks him by the head before hoisting him up in the air and slamming him down for a hard suplex. Burning holds his back in pain as Davey gets up again and kicks him in the head, keeping him down.}
Eric Hardy: Ortega means business tonight Willy.
Willy Carter: He certainly does Hardy. Ortega wants this win badly, especially after being eliminated from the X-Division title scene last week.
{Ortega backs off from Burning and waits for him to get up. He does, and Davey runs towards him, hitting a strong swinging neck breaker. The fans boo wildly as Ortega goes for an early pin. The ref counts.
1...
2..Kick Out!}
Eric Hardy: Almost a three for Davey Ortega there!
{Without resting Ortega grabs hold of Phil and picks him up. He whips him in the ropes and knocks him back down with a clothesline on his return. Phil jumps up and tries to amount some sort of comeback, but Ortega soon ends that with a strong European Uppercut.}
Willy Carter: Davey Ortega is complete control of this match. This is the Ortega we know. The one that can control a match at any time.
{Burning is up once more and walks into a kick in the gut, but before Ortega can land the DDT Burning counters with some punches of his own, loosening the grip of Ortega. Burning escapes the hold and instead grabs Davey and sends him head first into the mat with a double underhook DDT. Davey holds his head in pain as The Burning gets up, lifting Davey up in the process. He kicks him in the gut and place his head between his legs.}
Eric Hardy: OOOUGH A hard piledriver there from Burning. That could end this match right now.
{Burning goes for the pin and the ref counts.
1...
2...
3!!!}
Willy Carter: Burning continues his winni… No wait, The ref has saw Ortega’s foot on the ropes.
Eric Hardy: A lucky escape for Ortega there. I thought it was over.
{Burning quickly gets up followed by Davey. Both men stare at each other before locking up in the middle. Burning gains the upper hand thanks to his height advantage and kicks Davey in the gut once more. He grabs Davey’s arm and irish whips him to the ropes, Ortega bounces back but catches him with THE SETTING SUN! Davey hooks the leg. The ref drops and counts…
1...
2...
Kick out!}
Eric Hardy: How did Burning kick out of that?!
Willy Carter: He’s running on pure determination right now. He’s going to set the record straight between him and Ortega, and continue his winning ways.
{Ortega can’t believe it, he looks on at the ref, but the ref shakes his head and tells him the match is going to continue. He gets up and lifts Burning to his feet. He throws some hard punches to his face and body and whips him to the corner. Burning slams into the turnbuckles hard, he leans in place as Ortgea walks over and lifts him on to the post. Ortega climbs the second rope, lifts Burning to the third, then follows. He is about to hit a superplex when Burning fights back with some punches to his gut. Ortega isn’t phazed and hits Burning in the head a few times before lifting him high into the air and falling back. Burning lands hard, and lies still on his back counting the lights.}
Eric Hardy: Man that was a hard hitting move. I don’t know how much more Burning can take!
{Ortega covers....1.....2.... but Burning showhow manages to get a shoulder off the mat. Ortega slaps the mat, semi frustrated before he pulls Burning to his feet. Ortega wraps burning up and is looking for the Setting Sun, but Burning elbows Ortega in the side of the head, Ortega turns to face Burning after releasing the hold but is met with a kick in the stomach. Burning spins around Ortega takes his head and hits the Burn Notice! Burning covers 1....2....3 The Burning wins out of nowhere!}
Eric Hardy: Can You believe that... Burning gets the win seemingly out of nowhere!
Willy Carter: It was great indeed, somehow burning managed to pull it out here tonight in this retro match.
{The Burning celebrates his victory as we get ready for our next match}
Three Way Tag Team Match
Ricky Johnson and John Anthony (c) vs. Diamonds Incorporated vs. Falcon and Talon
The tag team champions will defend their titles against the two teams considered the top contenders to the belts.
Eric Hardy: Next up we have what promises to be a brutal and bloody tag match.
Willy Carter: I think this match has rules Hardy..
Eric Hardy: I was speaking figuratively Willy. Since two of these teams vehemently hate one another, I expect to see at least one person bleeding before this open.
Willy Carter: I hope you're right.
(The lights in the arena dim as the opening Riff to Nightwish's "The Kingslayer" begins. A pyro rocket shoots from either side of the entrance ramp. The left is blue, the right green exploding with an earsplitting force. The video package shows clips of Talon from his time in PWW, dealing with their best, their Kings if you will, as words scroll across the screen.)
"Kingslayer"
(The video changes to clips of Falcon dominting and destroying the cruiserweight division. Most notably his half a dozen plus battles with the self proclaimed God Ethanol. More words on the bottom.)
"Godslayer'
(Then clips of the two of them wrecking house whenever they were made to tag together. A Montage of high flying perfection and mind blowing stunts.)
"It's been far too long."
(Falcon and Talon emerge from backstage, pausing at the top of the ramp to survey the packed house, before running like fiends to the ring. The slide in nimbly, each taking an opposite corner, and climb the turnbuckle to salute the fans. Talon turns and sits on the top turnbuckle as Falcon walks over to him in their tag corner and takes up the spot next to him on the top rope, and they wait as the music fades.)
Amber Ashe: Introducing your first challengers. At a combined weight of 464 ibs, Falcon and Talon, the Skyslayers!
Eric Hardy: Possibly the fan favorites here, Oddsmakers don't give them half a chance, but the fans do.
Willy Carter: If I was a betting man, I'd put my money elsewhere.
Eric Hardy: No surprise there.
(Dig by Mudvayne breaks the silence of the crowd as they either go strait to booing or cheering as loud as possilbe. Maniac and Diamond rush out on the stage and begin pounding the sides of their heads with their fists as pyro begins exploding all around them like a war zone.)
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I am rearranging
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was slowly changing
(Maniac and Diamond begin to step forward, with every step more pyro explodes from the stage in their wake.)
I would love to beat the face,
Of any mother f**ker that's thinkin' they can change me,
(Maniac and Diamond reach the ring and stand in front of the apron for a moment, letting the lyrics sink in. Then just as the chorus is about to begin they leap from the floor to the ring apron followed by yet more pyro.)
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I am rearranging
Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was slowly changing
(Maniac and Diamond step through the ropes and head across to the other side of ring. Maniac stands on the second and top ropes dead center between two posts, his left arm holding the ropes for balance, his right flailing wildly to incite the fans. Diamond stands in on the second rope in the corner with his arms out stretched.)
I'm livid in my space
Pissing in my face
f**k you while you try
To f**k me
(Maniac gets off the ropes and slowly backs up to the center of the ring, raising both fists high over his head and screaming at the top of his lungs as again the arena is assaulted with pyro. Diamond gets the hell out of the way. The music dies down and Maniac heads to his corner.)
Amber Ashe: The other challengers, at a combined weight of 507 ibs, Rob and Chris Diamond.. Diamonds Incorporated!
Willy Carter: Listen to the love for DIC..
Eric Hardy: I wouldn't call those resounding boos love Willy.
Willy Carter: I would.. which is all that matters..
("It's all over" by Three Days Grace starts playing. The crowd stands to welcome the tag champions. Ricky Johnson, accompanied by Roxi, and John Anthony exit from the back, gleaming gold Tag Belts around their waists. They exchange glances, then raise their arms accompanied by pyro. They casually walk to the ring.)
Amber Ashe: And your nCw Tag Team Champions, at a combined weight of 486 ibs, Ricky Johnson and "The Machine" John Anthony.
Eric Hardy: The champs seem to have a tall order here. All of these teams carry boatloads of talent, but only one can win. As far as I can see, only Ricky and John have something to lose.
Willy Carter: Four letter word.. starts with G...
Eric Hardy: Oh the wit..
Willy Carter: Oh I try.
(After some debate, the starters for the teams seem to be Ricky, Rob and Talon. As soon as the bell rings Rob makes a beeline for Talon, taking him down with a Thez press and hammering away with right hands. Ricky just watches, smirking, then nails Rob with a clothesline as he stands up. Talon gets to his feet, but Ricky is there to throw a right hand. Talon blocks and counters with a right of his own, then a left and another right, then he grabs the staggered Ricky and hits a release belly to belly suplex. Rob is up irish whipping Talon across the ring. He sets up for a back body drop, but Talon kicks him as he's bent over. Talon goes for a clothesline, but Rob ducks and nails a neck breaker.)
Eric Hardy: Exactly what we expected out of these three teams. Nobody’s giving anyone else an inch of breathing room.
Willy Carter: That’s the premium strategy in tag matches, keep’em in your corner, away from their own.
Eric Hardy: Your insight amazes me sometimes.
Willy Carter: I know.
(Rob Diamond moves to his corner, and tags in Chris. He strides directly to Talon, grabbing him as he gets up, and lands a release German Suplex. Ricky is up, and throws a right hand at Chris, who just looks annoyed. He grabs Ricky by the throat with both hands and choke tosses him across the ring. Chris turns his attention back to Talon. He sets him up for a vertical suplex, holding the move to show off his strength. Ricky tags in Anthony. Anthony chop blocks Chris' knee, sending both him and Talon down to the mat hard. Talon lands near his own corner, Chris in the center of the ring. Falcon hops up and leans over the top rope, managing to reach almost to the canvas to tap Talon on the shoulder, tagging himself in. He springboards off the top rope into a spinning wheel kick on John Anthony, then immediate hits the opposite ropes to nail Chris Diamond with a Lionsault. He holds for the pin..
1...
Chris throws him off at one. Falcon doesn't look surprised, Chris just looks more annoyed. Falcon runs off the ropes for momentum, but quick for his size, Chris gets to his feet and catches him midstride and slams him down with a spinebuster. He grabs Falcons legs, and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf.)
Eric Hardy: This could be trouble.
Willy Carter: Chris Diamond is a big guy, but everyone forgets he knows how to make you tap out.
Eric Hardy: He's mean and determined to win, people like that are just full of surprises.
(Anthony kicks Chris in the back of the head, breaking the submission. John then grabs the bigger man and plants him down with a russian leg sweep. Falcon, crawling to the corner, reaches up and tags back in Talon. Talon runs in, leaping over Chris, and nails Anthony with a jumping shining wizard. Chris gets his knees under him, then his feet and starts to stand, but ends up taking a codebreaker to the face. Talon moves back to Anthony and whips him into the neutral corner. He runs in to attack, but takes a boot to the face. Anthony hops on the middle rope and nails a diving clothesline on Talon, rolling through to his corner and tagging in Ricky. Ricky moves in to stop Chris, who's a couple inches from tagging in Rob. But Chris sees this and elbows him in the gut, stopping him short, then he darts forward and tags in Rob Diamond. Rob runs in and gives Ricky a twisting neckbreaker. Rob stands up, and turns to walk into a Flatliner by Talon.)
Eric Hardy: This is how it's done, quick tags, don't let anyone catch a breath. Now it becomes a test of endurance.
Willy Carter: All six men are in pretty good shape, so there's no weak link there, now it's just a battle of wills.
( Talon goes for the pin but Ricky breaks it up before the ref even counts. Ricky pulls Talon to his feet and whips him against the ropes. Talon comes off the ropes and out of no where Rob hits him with a spear. Ricky goes at Rob, but Rob gets right up and drop kicks Ricky in the face. Rob pulls Talon to his feet, Talon lands a stiff jab, then another, Chris is on the top rope. Rob is leading Talon closer to Chris. Talon goes for a big right hand. Chris jumps off the tope with a flying clothesline but Talon catches him with a Mortal Kombat like upper cut, dropping Chris on his back. )
Eric Hardy: Amazing.
Willy Carter: That was spectacular.
Eric Hardy: These guys are just letting it all hang out there.
Willy Carter: Talon’s wrestling ability is just through the roof.
( Talon makes his way over and tags in Falcon. Ricky is going to tag in John but Falcon huts him with a flying shoulder block and knocks him away from John. John pushes Falcon as he gets up, Falcon heel kicks John in the face and sends him off the apron. Chris and Rob roll to the outside. )
Willy Carter: The Brothers Diamond are taking a little break.
Eric Hardy: But their not giving John one.
( Rob and Chris have made their way around the ring to John Anthony. The ref is distracted with the high octane action of Falcon vs Ricky Johnson. Falcon goes off the ropes and leaps at Ricky, Ricky catches him and pulls him up for a Fall Away Slam. Falcon hits hard. Talon comes flying off the top rope with a leg drop. The double working out nicely and the fans erupting. Talon and Falcon put Ricky on the top rope. They both back up. Falcon runs Ricky, leaps to the top and pulls Ricky down with a huge hurricanranna off the top rope. Ricky flies, rolls over from his back, sliding in a seated position right into Talon and a thunderous drop kick to the face. )
Eric Hardy: The fans are getting a serious treat in this match. The action has been non stop.
Willy Carter: Everyone wants to win, but the double team effort is working out well for the Skyslayers and Diamond’s Incorporated.
( On the outside John Anthony is trying to fight off two men. Chris clotheslines John, Rob starts kicking him. Chris pulls John up and whips him at Rob who catches him with a twisting scoop slam. Rob gets up and gloats. Chris pulls out a chair from under the ring. Rob pulls John Anthony up and bends him over. Rob rams John head first into the chair that his brother Chris is holding. Chris tosses the chair. Rob pulls John up and nails the Diamond Cutter. Chris starts laughing as he pulls John up for a F-5. Anthony is out cold on the mat. )
Willy Carter: Looks like they have effectively removed John Anthony from the match.
Eric Hardy: These two sicken me. Both of them are highly impressive, they don’t need to cheat, yet here they are.
( Falcon see’s the men on the outside. Falcon goes off the ropes, runs at top speed towards Chris and Rob, Falcon flies over the top rope, the Diamond’s move, Falcon crashes and burns landing face first on the floor. Chris pulls Falcon up, hoists him on his shoulders and F-5’s him right on the guard rail. The ref is ordering them back in the ring. The Diamond’s agree and get in. )
Eric Hardy: Now Falcon is out of this match and one of the legal men.
Willy Carter: Looks like we’re down to Talon and Ricky versus Diamond’s Incoroporated.
Eric Hardy: This match was going to come down to this, who is the better tag team. The underdogs, the high fliers, the Diamond’s.
Willy Carter: I think I know the answer.
Eric Hardy: The match isn’t over yet.
( Chris and Rob are stalking Talon and Ricky. The ref stops the action. The ref forces Talon to his corner and Chris to his. Ricky and Rob stand alone. Ricky charges Rob, Rob leaps and tags Chris. Ricky stops. Chris gets in. The two begin to exchange punches. Ricky is starting to get the upper hand. He backs Chris up into his own corner. Rob tags back in. Rob is in. Ricky goes to punch him, Rob ducks and grabs Ricky with a German Suplex, bridged into a pin. Ricky kicks out. John Anthony and Falcon are starting to move around on the outside. Chris gets down. Falcon is up. Chris spears Falcon into the guard rails and starts unleashing with violent punches. Rob and Ricky lock up in the ring. )
Eric Hardy: This match is breaking down.
Willy Carter: All of these men are giving so much.
( John Anthony is back up on the apron, staggering. Ricky gets the better of Rob in the lock up and DDT’s him hard. Ricky looks over to his partner who is busted open. Ricky walks over and they make a tag. John Anthony steps in through the ropes. Ricky out of no where drops down to his knees and low blows John Anthony. )
Eric Hardy: WHAT THE HELL!
Willy Carter: IS RICKY DOING!
Eric Hardy: He’s throwing this match away. He’s throwing the tag team titles away.
Willy Carter: What the hell? What the hell?
( John stumbles forward. Rob grabs him with an inside cradle pin. )
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( Talon leaps over the top rope. )
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( Talon leaps with a double axe handle. )
Eric Hardy: TALON BROKE UP THE PIN!
Willy Carter: Now their going at it in the ring. Rob and Talon are just beating the hell out of each other.
Eric Hardy: Their hatred runs deep.
( Rob and Talon fall through the ropes on the outside. Chris gets off of Falcon. He see’s Ricky just standing there, looking at Anthony who is still in pain. Falcon grabs Chris with a drop toe hold, send Chris’s face right into the guard rail. Chris crashes and is busted open. Falcon gets up, the fans cheering him on. )
Eric Hardy: This is Falcon’s chance.
( Falcon jumps up on the apron, then climbs to the top rope. Anthony is still just laying there, Falcon flies off the top with a swanton bomb. He nails it. )
Eric Hardy: This is it.
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2
3!!!!
Willy Carter: HOLY CHRIST!
Eric Hardy: THEY DID IT!
( The fans are ripping the roof off the building. )
Amber Ashe: YOUR WINNERS! AND NEW NCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! THE SKYSLAYERS! FALCON AND TALON!
( Talon and Rob are still fighting on the outside. The ref goes out and separates them. Talon rolls inside the ring and grabs one of the belts from Falcon. They raise their hands and celebrate. Then they leave the ring. Ricky starts walking slowly up the ramp, gazing at the man he betrayed. Chris Diamond starts to get up. Rob looks over at him. Rob shakes his head. )
Eric Hardy: What’s going on with Rob?
Willy Carter: He talks to a puppet, who knows?
( Rob walks over to Chris. Chris turns and says he’s sorry. )
Rob: Too late for that….
( Chris looks confused when Rob just turns and nails a Diamond Cutter on his brother. Rob gets up and screams. He pulls Chris to his feet and rolls him inside the ring. Rob grabs a chair and follows. The ref tries to stop him but he nails the ref with the chair. )
Eric Hardy: Why is Rob turning on Chris?
Willy Carter: I think he’s punishing him.
( Rob puts Chris’s right leg between the legs of the folding chair. Rob goes to the top rope. )
Eric Hardy: Don’t do it Rob.
( Rob jumps off the top and drops down with all his weight on the chair feet first, crushing Chris’s knee. Chris screams in pain. )
Eric Hardy: Something has to be broken, this is sickening.
Willy Carter: It’ll show Chris for costing them the match.
( Rob backs off slowly as medics come out to check on Chris. )
Eric Hardy: Simply amazing..... Falcon and Talon.. the Skyslayers.. are the next tag team champions...
Willly Carter: But can you believe Ricky Johnson traded on his tag team partner John Anthony like that, after those two went through so much to win the titles!?
Eric Hardy: Something has got to be up with Ricky.
Willy Carter: Still Falcon and Talon deserve this win, they worked hard for it and are now champions.
Asylum Match
Dark Prophet vs. Kole Kaos
The leader of the Corporate Empire will take on the leader of Lethal Intent in this evil structure known as the Asylum.
Willy Carter: The next match we have is Dark Prophet vs Kole Kaos inside the “Asylum” structure.
Eric Hardy: Where is it? Shouldn’t it already be around the ring?
Willy Carter: Prophet already explained there’s no door…look up.
Eric Hardy: Ok, that looks reassuring.
Thump thump thump, the intro for Stone Sour's "30/30 150" plays over the P.A. as the house lights dim and the strobe lights flash to the beat, a green hue takes over the arena as soon as we hear Cory's vocals "I am a dominant gene, live as I die" pyro go shooting up out of the stage towards the top of the arena and from the back and throw the smoke Kole Kaos comes emerging out, he looks around to each side of the ramp at the peasants booing him, he flicks his nose with a grin and heads down the ramp. He takes the ring steeps one at a time then enters the ring, he walks to the center where the spotlight shines on him, he looks to his side, then to the front, chuckles a bit at the sad lowly fans, and goes to his corner cracking his neck waiting for the match to start as his music cuts and the lights come back up.
Amber Ashe: From Seattle, Washington weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, KOLE KAOS!
Eric Hardy: You think Kole’s ready?
Willy Carter: Damn well better…
The beginning ambient swell of "The Day the World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the P.A. in the arena. Prophet and Fate stand at the top of the entrance ramp, as rain begins to fall on them. The fans give a mixed reaction Dark Prophet. He slowly walks down to the ring, accompanied by Fate. They walk slowly, so it is hardly noticeable that the song cuts forward to the "verse".
Amber Ashe: And coming to the ring next, Accompanied by Fate; from Minneapolis, Minnesota and weighing two hundred and eighty-five pounds…DARK PROPHET!
I Listen to the words he'd say.
But in his voice, I heard decay.
The plastic face forced to portray.
All the insides, left cold and gray.
There is a place that still remains.
It eats the fear, it eats the pain.
The sweetest price he'll have to pay.
The day the Whole World went...Away.
Prophet stands and eyes the ring from the outside, as the song winds down. He looks up, at the Asylum, then back to the entrance ramp where JackHammer and AJ Phoenix begin walking down. The Security, however, grabs the two of them and begins escorting them to the back.
Eric Hardy: What are they doing keeping AJ and Hammer from ringside? There’s no way in, how could they hurt this match?
Willy Carter: Looks like they need to talk some sense into security.
Prophet eyes Kole, before he steps through the ropes. He kneels down in the nearest corner. Fate stands back as the ref gets into the middle of the ring and signals for the cage to be lowered down.
Willy Carter: This is it, the Asylum is coming down like a Steel Cage usually would.
Eric Hardy: Except there is no way out of this thing, no doors, no hole in the roof…nothing but kick the sh*t out of the guy opposite you.
Amber Ashe: For the fans in attendance and the people at home, I’ll explain the rules of this match. This match will only end by Pinfall or Submission. There is no disqualifications or rope breaks. All weapons inside the structure, tied to the sides or under the ring, are legal. One side is electrified old-style steel cage with the crossing bars, one side is barbed wire wrapped around barbed chains, the third is made of boards attached to the chicken wire cage behind them, covered in shards of broken glass and wrapped in razorwire. And the fourth side is plain chicken wire cage, but many weapons have been attached via ropes.
Willy Carter: This is gonna…we’re gonna need barf bags, aren’t we?
Eric Hardy: I don’t know about you, but I might. This looks like Hell.
Willy Carter: It is the Asylum, Eric…and damn is this thing scary.
{The bell rings and Prophet and Kole begin throwing fists at each other. Prophet, being the bigger man, gets the upper hand and forces Kole to the ropes, where he gives him a hard chop across his chest. Kole grabs his chest as Prophet backs up, before clotheslining him to the outside. Kole lands hard on the ground, as Prophet steps through the ropes before looking under the ring for a weapon.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like the weapons are coming to play.
Willy Carter: Didn’t think it’d take this long.
Eric Hardy: What were you expecting, Prophet to pull out a taser from his pants?
Willy Carter: Actually I was, Eric. Actually I was.
{As Prophet comes up with a steel chair in hand, Kole kicks him in the side of the head. He grabs the chair and begins just hammering away on Prophet with the chair. He keeps hitting him over and over and over again until the chair is too dented and broken to use.}
Willy Carter: Holy sh*t! He’s covering Prophet already.
Eric Hardy: One, Two, nope, Prophet kicks out.
{Prophet gets back to his feet and Kole comes running. Prophet steps to the side, letting Kole run straight into the electric side of the cage. Kole shudders as the pulses course through his body, and he falls to the ground, grabbing his extremities in pain.}
Willy Carter: F*CK! That was REALLY Electrocution.
Eric Hardy: You mean…if I touched that thing I’d get a nasty shock?
Willy Carter: Prophet is indeed sick for thinking of that one.
{Prophet laughs as Kole rolls on the ground. He goes to the ring apron and begins tossing weapon after weapon into the ring. He pulls out a table, but gets clubbed in the back hard by Kaos. Prophet gets to his feet, kicks Kole hard in the groin before he shoves Kole into the ring. Kole grabs a bag of thumbtacks as he lay in the ring, writing. He opens it up, and when Prophet comes to pick him apart, he tosses the thumbtacks at Prophet’s face.}
Eric Hardy: Thumbtacks thrown at Prophet’s face, I don’t think It’ll do much damage.
Willy Carter: But it’s gonna buy Kole the time he needs to recover.
{Prophet stumbles back, giving Kole some space. Thumbtacks spread on the mat; Kole gets up and kicks DP hard in the gut, before hitting a textbook DDT into the tacks on the mat. Prophet rolls over, and a handful of tacks are sticking out of his face, small trickles of blood rolling down from them. Kole takes the chance to roll out of the ring and grab more weapons from under the ring. He tosses a trash can, sledgehammer, and another table aside before grabbing a porcelain kitchen sink.}
Willy Carter: Everything AND the kitchen sink is gonna get used.
Eric Hardy: You had to say that, didn’t you?
{Prophet grabs a yield sign he tossed into the ring earlier, and slides to the opposite side of the outside of Kole. Kole holds the kitchen sink up over his head, and looks into the ring, Prophet isn’t there. He turns around, only to get hit hard with the yield sign. Kaos goes to his knees, and Prophet hits him again. Kaos falls to the ground, the sign with a dent the size and shape of Kole’s head. Prophet doesn’t cover him, instead he pulls out a ladder and sets up one of the two tables sitting on the outside of the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Prophet dented that sign over Kole’s head, and now he’s got evil intentions with a table.
Willy Carter: And God only knows why he brought out the ladder.
{Kole crawls underneath the ring as Prophet finishes putting the table up. He grabs Kole by the leg and drags him out from under the ring, only to get hit in the head with a fire extinguisher. Prophet falls backwards into the electric side of the demonic structure, and shakes as he gets shocked. Kole laughs, mocking Prophet, before he sprays him with the fire extinguisher.}
Willy Carter: You know, Prophet was electrocuted, not on fire.
Eric Hardy: I don’t think Kole cares, Willy.
{Kole hits Prophet one more time with the extinguisher before pulling him up and onto the table. Kole looks at the turnbuckle, then the ladder which lays on the ground, then back to the turnbuckle. Kole grabs the ladder and quickly sets it up in the corner, climbing to the top. He spreads his wings and flies like a bird, going for a Koleton Bomb. He overshoots, and his body bounces off the barbed wire and chains.}
Willy Carter: First time someone’s actually hit that barbed wire, and it’s just sitting there, all rusted and gross.
Eric Hardy: Does Kole have his tetanus shot? He might need it by the looks of that barbed wire.
{Prophet rolls off the table, and looks at the downed Kole. He grabs Kole by the throat and drags him up the barbed wire, till he’s back on his feet. Prophet headbutts Kole once, twice, three times and as he gears up for a fourth time, Kole bites Prophet’s nose.}
Eric Hardy: He’s pulling a Mike Tyson!
Willy Carter: Yeah, and I think he even might have bit off part of Prophet’s nose.
{Prophet falls back, not having sustained any removed body parts, and Kole grabs the fire extinguisher for a violent hit to Prophet’s right knee. He falls to the ground, and Kole hits him again in the back of the head. He puts Prophet on the table again, and re-climbs the ladder.}
Willy Carter: He’s going for another Koleton!
Eric Hardy: No, he leaps off and hits an HBK-style elbow-drop onto Prophet on the table.
Willy Carter: You think this match has caused him to try high-risk stuff?
Eric Hardy: I think those hits to the head Prophet gave him with that Yield sign probably did it.
{Kole covers Prophet; One, Two, THR-NO! Prophet kicks out at the last second. Kole drags Prophet to his feet, and spears him into the barbed wire. He falls backwards, grabbing his head. He looks at his hands and sees he cut his head open yet again charging Prophet into the barbed wire and steel. Kole gets back to his feet, and grabs the kitchen sink.}
Eric Hardy: NO! He just hit Prophet with the kitchen sink. That has GOT to hurt.
Willy Carter: Man, this match has been back and forth violent shot after violent shot.
Eric Hardy: But it’s not yet the bloodbath it’s supposed to be.
{Almost as if he hears Eric’s statement, Kole digs out a box of light tubes from under the ring. The fans begin to chant “NCW! NCW!” as Kole lifts the big man, Prophet, back to his feet. He wraps his arms around Prophet, looking to go for a German Suplex, but Prophet elbows him in the face before picking him up and hitting a massive Chokeslam onto the box of light tubes.}
Eric Hardy: HOLY SH*T!!
{The crowd continues to chant, but now they repeat Eric’s “HOLY SH*T” chant. Prophet rolls onto Kole and hooks the leg. One, Two, THR-NO! Kole kicks out. Both men struggle to get back to their feet. They are a mess, with shards of glass sticking out of all sides of both men. Prophet picks a piece out of his arm and slashes it across Kole’s chest like a knife. Kole responds by Irish Whipping Prophet into the other dangerous side of the cage, unused, covered in planks of barbed wire and broken glass. Prophet goes face first into the atrocity and the crowd becomes even louder with their “HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!” chant.}
Willy Carter: This is getting nuts. Both men are a mess. Blood is everywhere, broken glass, barbed wire…
Eric Hardy: And now Prophet is back on the attack!
{Prophet grabs Kole and gives him a Belly to Belly into the same mass of broken glass and barbed wire planks Prophet just hit. Prophet goes for the cover, but he realizes that Kole’s shoulder is being held up by the cage, so he drags him a couple inches and covers him again. ONE! TWO! THREE!}
Eric Hardy: NO!! Kole got his shoulder up at like…2 and 99/100.
Willy Carter: How the hell did he kick out of that?
{The crowd chants “NCW! NCW!” and “KILL KOLE! KILL KOLE!” as Prophet becomes irate. He lifts up the apron on this side of the ring and pulls out three tables. He sets them up into a pyramid as Kole crawls his way to the other side of the ring. Kole slowly gets to his feet, and looks up at the roof of the cage, wishing it wasn’t there.}
Willy Carter: Looks like Kole isn’t happy at all about this.
Eric Hardy: He really wishes this were a steel cage match right now.
Willy Carter: Who wouldn’t? Being stuck in that thing with Prophet and all those weapons is unhealthy.
{Prophet sees Kole, but looks to his left at the menagerie of weapons that are tied to the fourth and final side of the cage. A gas canister, weed whacker, barbed wire-wrapped sledgehammer…Prophet looks like a kid at a candystore as he picks up the Weed Whacker and starts it up. All the CZW Marks in the crowd begin chanting “SICK NICK RIPOFF!” as Prophet waves the whacker around, getting Kole’s attention. Prophet rushes Kole, but instead of hitting him, he gets hit with a drop toe hold and falls face first into barbed wire, the weed whacker hitting him in the back as it slowly stops running. Kole picks up the whacker, and gets it running again.}
Willy Carter: This is nuts. What’s he plan on doing to Prophet with that thing?
Eric Hardy: Prophet is just happy he didn’t modify that thing to cut through flesh, all he’s getting is a sh*tload of welts.
{The crowd chants “NCW! NCW!” again as Kole swipes the weed whacker across Prophet’s back. Prophet’s left leg kicks backwards, hitting Kole square in the nuts. Kole falls to the ground, and the whacker goes with him. Prophet crawls and drapes one of his bloodied arms over Kole’s limp body. One, Two, Kickout!}
Eric Hardy: This is f*cking insane!
Willy Carter: How much more blood do these guys have?
{Prophet and Kole both get back to their feet, and begin throwing punches left and right. Prophet gets backed into the corner of the cell and all in one recoil, gets his arm caught in barbed wire and gets a devastating shock.}
Eric Hardy: That cage is NOT safe!
Willy Carter: That electric side gets a lot of action.
{Kole laughs at Prophet, as he moves over to the many weapons tied to the side of the cage. He pulls them all off, one by one, letting them fall to his feet. He pulls up the apron and finds another box of light tubes, and grabs a long one, looking evil. Prophet gets to his feet, and Kole is there with the tube, smashing it over Prophet’s already bloodied up head. The crowd chants “NCW! NCW!” as Kole goes over to the pyramid of tables, and looks at it with a sick grin.}
Willy Carter: What is he thinking of, that sick bastard?
Eric Hardy: I think he wants to set those tables on fire.
{Kole grabs the can of gasoline and begins dousing the three table pyramid. Prophet gets back to his feet and grabs a trash can from under the ring. He runs with the can and smashes it hard against the back of Kole Kaos. He grabs Kaos and tosses him into the ring, while grabbing the light tubes. As he tosses the box in, we all realize that there’s three satchels of thumbtacks that scatter with the broken glass all over the mat. The crowd gasps as the see Prophet warming up.}
Eric Hardy: This is gonna be brutal. He’s getting ready for an Off the Wall Spear on Kole.
Willy Carter: If he hits this, he’s gonna be driving him into a mat covered in broken glass and thumbtacks.
Eric Hardy: And it’ll probably cut up Prophet as much as Kole, I’m sure.
{Kole gets to his feet and Prophet charges, rebounding off one side of the ring before spearing Kole hard into the laceration-inevitable mat. The crowd chants “HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!” as Prophet covers.}
Eric Hardy: ONE, TWO, THREE! PROPHET…HOW THE F*CK DID HE KICK OUT!
Willy Carter: HOLY SH*T! Kole kicked out after that, what is it going to take to put him down!
{Prophet is irate, and begins screaming at the ref about how Kole couldn’t have possibly gotten his shoulder up. But the ref stands by his decision, and Prophet turns to catch a Kaotic Plant for his troubles. Kole’s arm is still draped over Prophet, as both men don’t appear to be moving.}
Willy Carter: ONE! TWO! THREE! KOLE…
Eric Hardy: PROPHET KICKED OUT!
{The crowd goes nuts as Kole rolls over, looking like he doesn’t know what to do next. The ref looks down at both men, who can barely move, as they CRAWL through the broken glass and thumbtacks to the ropes, slowly getting back to their feet.}
Eric Hardy: The fight in these two is INSANE! They need a medic, BAD!
Willy Carter: No sh*t Sherlock. Prophet probably can’t see through that crimson mask he’s wearing.
{The crowd keeps chanting “NCW! NCW!” as the two of them are now back on their feet, somehow able to stand after the fight they’ve endured. Kole charges at Prophet, who slides to the outside, knowing he doesn’t want to get more glass in him. Kole follows, and spins Prophet around and gives him a hard Spinebuster onto the broken steel chair. He doesn’t cover, however, and goes over to the gasoline-soaked table pyramid.}
Eric Hardy: What could he possibly do without a match or lighter?
Willy Carter: I think he’s thinking more of something to put on the tables to make it worse.
{Kole grabs some of the few remaining light tubes and lays them on the bottom two tables. Prophet barely is stirring at this point and could really be hurt. He grabs some steel chairs from under the ring and puts them on the top table, before sprinkling thumbtacks all over the thing. Prophet gets to his knees, and grabs the fire extinguisher. He sneaks up behind Kole, and hits him hard in the back with the extinguisher, before he pulls a lighter out from his pants. He grabs the nearly empty gas can and there’s a sick gleam in his eyes.}
Eric Hardy: PROPHET! DON’T!
{Prophet doesn’t get a chance to douse Kole, as Kole kicks Prophet’s legs out from under him, spilling the gasoline all over him. Kole gets to his knees, and grabs the lighter from Prophet and lights him on fire. The crowd goes INSANE and are chanting “NCW!” so loud, you can hardly hear the announcers.}
Willy Carter: PROPHET IS F*CKING ON FIRE!
Eric Hardy: LOOK AT KOLE! HE IS ENJOYING THIS! PUT HIM OUT ALREADY!
{Kole stands back and laughs as the ref grabs the fire extinguisher and puts Prophet out. Prophet rolls around in pain on the ground. Kole lights the tables up and pulls Prophet to his feet, dragging him into the ring. He Irish Whips Prophet into the ladder, before whipping him into the opposite corner, where he slumps down in the corner. Kole grabs the ladder, and moves it closer to the tables, looking like his bad ideas in his head are only getting more and more gruesome and painful.}
Eric Hardy: DON’T DO IT KOLE!
Willy Carter: Kole! You don’t have to end it like this!
{Kole turns, and to his surprise Prophet is back to his feet. Prophet motions to Kole “Bring it” as the crowd keeps screaming at the top of their lungs. Kole throws a left at Prophet, but Prophet blocks, and sends his own left. Kole tries again to throw a punch at Prophet, but Prophet blocks and returns the favor. Kole backs into the ladder, and begins to climb up it. Prophet climbs up the other side, having the same bad ideas as Kole. They get to the top of the ladder and begin throwing punches at one another. Prophet slams Kole’s head into the top rung, but Kole refuses to give up, doing to Prophet what was done to him.}
Willy Carter: Both men are on the ladder, there’s a pyramid of flaming tables with all sorts of debris on the outside.
Eric Hardy: This can’t end well, at all.
{Prophet gets his head beat off the ladder again, and Kole flips over Prophet. He hits the Kaotic drop as the entire crowd, for a moment, goes silent in one unison gasp.}
Willy Carter: OH MY GAWD!
Eric Hardy: HOLY F*CKING SH*T!
{The ref extinguishes the fire as quickly as he can, trying to see what just happened. He sees that Kole’s arm is still over Prophet’s broken body, and the ref counts. ONE, TWO, THREE! The crowd begins to boo Kole wildly as the bell rings and they begin to raise the Asylum cage, ambulances readied at ringside for both competitors’ bodies.}
Willy Carter: HOLY SH*T! Someone get the medics in there, FAST!
Eric Hardy: They pretty much killed each other, Willy. This is a crime scene.
{Fate goes to Prophet’s side, helping the medics put the neck brace on him before they put him on the stretcher. Kole gets put on one of the two stretchers and is thrown into the back of the ambulance. Fate follows the medics as they bring Prophet to the other ambulance. He can’t get too far, though, as the same security that kicked out AJ and Hammer. The ambulances speed away and the clean-up crews come out to get the ring ready for the next match, and we are taken backstage as they work.}
Chad Lights: It's already been a great night of action, and the night is just getting started, Anyways, it is my pleasure to introduce the current National Champion Jackhammer
Chad Lights: Now Jackhammer, it's no secret, right now, you're not medically cleared to be at tonight shows, I wanted to get your throughts on the man, who hit you with a giant mirror at Collision last week, and took your National Title, and is proclaiming himself to be the real champion in Sexy Jason.
JackHammer with a bandge over his eye:"Sexy Jason is living on borrowed time right now. This little bastard is lucky, I'm not cleared to wrestle tonight otherwise I would rip him apart tonight."
Chad Lights: Do you have any plan on getting back your title belt, or are you just going to sit this one out, and wait for nCw Management to make a decision on this.
JackHammer glares at Chad:"I'm not a man to sit around and wait I will take things into my own hands."
Chad slowly starts to back up some from JackHammer.
Chad Lights: Now, Sexy Jason has already left the arena, and it's being rumored right now, that you will be able to return to action in two weeks, Are you going to wait for the two weeks to end, or will you be looking to get your hands on the man who is holding your championship in Sexy Jason, next week?
JackHammer:"You never know when it will be when I grab my belt back it could be next week, in two weeks or hell even in 3 days."
JackHammer grabs the mic and shoves Chad back some."Sexy Jason you little twit you signed your death warrant when you attacked me like you did last week and stole my title. You may think you are champ but you're not and never will be cause we both know you could never beat me and that's why you did what you did last week. I'm comming for you and my title and I will get it back when you least excpect it."