
Before the show opens up at the sold out crowd in North Little Rock, Arkansas on the night of the 2nd Anniversary of New Championship Wrestling Collision! The cameras cut backstage as we see the feet of someone, the camera slowly pans up the man's body that is wearing a nice suit and revealing himself as none other than Davey Boone. The hometown crowd begins to go crazy as he's got a microphone and begins to speak.
Davey Boone: Before we start tonight's show, I want to thank the owner, Leonard Fox and the staff of nCw for allowing me to be here tonight. This is the official 2 year Anniversary of New Championship Wrestling, and without the wrestlers, the fans, Leonard Fox, and the many staff members who have come and gone, nCw would not have made it this long. Tonight is to all of those who have started from the very beginning on August 5th, 2007 in Dallas, Texas in American Airlines Arena, those who have come and gone in nCw, and those who have come and are still a part of this great company. I want to begin by showing you clips of the very first match here in nCw on August 5th, 2007 involving myself taking on The Tank. It wasn't just the first match in nCw, but it was the opening round match of Road to the Gold Tournament.
{A video of the first ever nCw match begins to play, showing Davey Boone wrestling The Tank The video ends showing Tank and Boone exchanging pinfalls before finally Tank picks up the victory. We then switch back to Davey.}
Davey Boone: That was the toughest defeat in my career, but I had a blast! The very first wrestling promo done by a wrestler in nCw was done by none other than The Burning Philip Burns who is still with nCw to this day! The main event of the very first Collision was my old friend, The Punisher taking on Reckless Jack. The Punisher is the father of current nCw superstar, Jimmy Zane. It has been two long, wonderful years in nCw and I am thankful to be a part of its rich history. I am also thankful to have been involved in the very first match here and seen as a foundation of this great compa-
Suddenly Sexy Jason is seen in the view of the camera as the sold out crowd begins to boo him wildly.
Sexy Jason: Well if it isn't *places up the quotation signs in a mocking manner* The Savior , Davey Boone. Old man, haven't you died what, seven times now and come back to life? When will you finally give it a rest? Your time is over and there is really no need for you to be back here. Tonight, I am going to place this Xtreme Championship on the line against Jackhammer in an I Quit match! Two years from now, people will be asking, Who was in the very first Collision match leading nCw into the third year of its existence? That person will be SEXY JASON! So why don't you do us all a favor and DIE again and this time DON'T COME BACK!
Jason shoves Boone out of the view of the camera and walks off, Boone steps forward with his fist at the ready as the crowd is booing Sexy Jason's comments.
Davey Boone: Some people just don't get it, I am here in a tribute to nC-
Suddenly there is a huge forearm that hammers Davey Boone on the back forcing Boone to knock the camera man to the ground. The man is seen to be Nick Logan of the Syndicate as the crowd begins to boo wildly. Jimmy Zane, Mac Bane, and Gib are all with Nick Logan as he continues to stomp a hole through Boone who is trying to fight back up to his feet. Mac and Gib grab Boone by his arms and hold him as Nick connects with the Nick Kick! Boone falls to the floor unconsciously as Zane pulls over a table and sets it up. Gib and Mac lift Boone back up as Nick now has a steel chair and begins to smash Boone in the face repeatedly, several times as the crowd continues to boo them wildly in the background. Blood is seen pouring from the face of Boone has he goes limp and plummets to the ground again. Nick picks Boone up onto his shoulders and NATURAL DISASTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Nick stands over the fallen, bloody, carcass of Davey Boone and picks up the microphone.
Nick Logan: No... What you don't get is that this two year show isn't about celebrating the past... it's the celebrate and look forward to the future. We don't need old timers like you rotting on this show, we need to look at the up and coming stars... This is our time....
{Suddenly a huge Explosion rocks the TV screen as an extra long video montage of the past two nCw years begins to play set to the sounds of Have it Your Way By Mudvayne. We see some shots of the biggest nCw matches to date, Spike Kane sending Ortega through a flaming table, clips of the classic Angel vs. Xavier Williams X-Division title fued. We see Steve Awesome with the title over his shoulder walking to the ring, Joe Everyman bloody and beaten desperately trying to get back to the ring for his world title ladder math. The Smokin Aces, The Hollands, Knitemare on Helms Street shifting to a shot of the full Age of the Revolution, then finally ending on a shot of Lance Ryan holding up the world title at nCw's first PPV, before we go to ringside and catch the site of the crowd cheering their heads off and explosions/fireworks erupting across the entire set.}
Eric Hardy: Welcome fans! Welcome to the two year celebration of nCw!
Kelly Fox: What an amazing ride this has been. Two years, can you believe it Hardy?
Eric Hardy: It takes me back, yes it does. It's been great being here for most of it too.. you know except for that stint where you fired me.
Kelly Fox: Come on Hardy, quit living in the past, that's water under the bridge.
Eric Hardy: Yeah....
Kelly Fox: So, tell the people about the great card we have for them!
Eric Hardy: Oh, it looks fantastic. We have the Xtreme title on the line, an Assault X match featuring classic X-Division champions, and the Smokin Aces reunion!
Kelly Fox: Tell them about the best match?
Eric Hardy: Gib versus Kristoff li...
Kelly Fox: NO! The main event! Adam Knite... takes on Falcon! Two former Revolution members going one on one in a match that has been building for a long time.
Eric Hardy: Yes... I suppose that will be good as well... but first we have our Xtreme title match
Kelly Fox: Sexy Jason versus Jackhammer, two former tag team partners.. in an I Quit match?
Eric Hardy: oh, indeed.
Kelly Fox: Amazing, lets hurry up and get this party started!
Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain, JackHammer then stops at the top of the ramp and looks around to the crowd before raising his left fist as pyros shoot off on the stage. JackHammer and Angel head down the ramp, with Goliath behind them as flame pyros shoot off along the whole length of the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner, with Goliath standing behind Angel with his arms folded across his chest as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top step and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.
Eric Hardy: Jackhammer is out here with his wife, Angel Black and her body guard and his cousin, Goliath. He looks to be in the best shape of his life as he is going after his former tag team partner and the Xtreme Championship!
Kelly Fox: Both of these guys teamed up to form the Lords of Destruction and now they are rivals!
Eric Hardy: Somebody needs to tell Sexy Jason that The Reckoning isn't here anymore, and he has absolutely NOBODY in his corner. Especially after disrespecting Davey Boone, who we are in the hometown of his tonight!
I'm too sexy for my shirt begins to play over the PA system in Little Rock, Arkansas as Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He points to his abs and to the Xtreme Championship around his waist. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match by handing the Xtreme Championship to the referee. Jackhammer leans over the ropes and is wished good luck by his wife, and Sexy Jason wastes no time in this match by attacking the big man. The referee calls for the bell and the match is under way! The crowd is booing Jason wildly as he's got Jackhammer in the corner and holding a boot over his throat, the referee leans down and then signals that Jackhammer is not quitting. Jason lifts his foot off the throat of Jackhammer and then flexes in front of Angel Black with the crowd booing him wildly.
Eric Hardy: Jason is wasting no time in jumping on the big man quick.
Kelly Fox: There is no way Jackhammer will give up that quick!
Sexy Jason lifts Jackhammer up and swings him into the ropes, but he is reversed. He ducks a clothesline attempt and hits Jackhammer with a neckbreaker! Jason grabs the head of Jackhammer and begins hitting him with a series of stiff right hands as the crowd continues to boo. He stands up to his feet and yells at the fans to shut up and then starts to trash talk Goliath. He turns back and continues his attack by lifting Jackhammer up and struggling to give him a body slam down to the mat. Sexy Jason applies a chin lock as the referee is checking on Jackhammer who looks to be out of it. The referee checks his arm as it falls limp to the mat knowing very well that if Jackhammer doesn't answer the count, then that is as good as saying I Quit. He raises it a second time as the crowd is going crazy and trying to get behind Jackhammer, but his arm falls limp to the mat again. The arm of Jackhammer is raised for a third and final time, but he pumps his fist in the air as the crowd is going crazy! He fights back up to his feet and connects an elbow into the gut of Jason, and then another one forcing him to release the chin lock. He comes off the ropes and ducks a short armed lariat attempt by Sexy Jason, he comes off the opposite ropes and FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Jason pops back up to his feet and Jackhammer clotheslines him down again! Jason pops up to his feet again as Jackhammer lifts him up into a military press slam and holds him in the air showing his strength as the fans are loving it! He DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Sexy Jason bounces off of the mat clutching his abs as Jackhammer lifts him up to his feet and tosses him back into the corner. He quickly lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and hooks an arm and SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPES!!! Sexy Jason looks to be broken in half as Jackhammer is slow to get back up to his feet as well.
Eric Hardy: Jackhammer has come to life!
Kelly Fox: Jackhammer is realizing how big this opportunity is by becoming the first champion going into the third year of nCw's existence!
Jackhammer is up and lifts Sexy Jason up to his feet and onto his shoulders into the torture rack! The referee is checking on Sexy Jason, but he is not quitting! Jackhammer continues the torture rack until Jason somehow gets out of the hold and TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and out again, but there isn't anything the referee can do but wait on them to get up. It seems like minutes go by as Angel Black is trying to cheer on her husband from the outside as the crowd is clapping their hands as she slams her hands down on the apron. Sexy Jason rolls to the outside on the far side of the ring as Jackhammer starts to slowly fight up to his feet as he shakes his head. Jason lifts up the ring apron and reaches for something under the ring and slides slowly back into the ring. He stands up as the referee catches him with brass knuckles on him. The crowd is cheering the referee on as he yanks them out of his hands. Jackhammer is back up to his feet as the referee walks over and is handing the brass knuckles to a member of the stage crew. Sexy Jason smiles and reaches into his tights and pulls out ANOTHER PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES!!! Jackhammer turns around and SEXY JASON NAILS HIM WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES! Jason gets up as the crowd boos and he quickly places them back in his tights. Blood is now pouring from the face of Jackhammer and Angel Black looks on horrified. She grabs a towel and is about to throw the towel in on behalf of Jackhammer, but his cousin, Goliath stops her! Sexy Jason takes a microphone as the crowd is going crazy as Goliath stops her from throwing in the towel.
Eric Hardy: That slick son of a b*tch! Sexy Jason knew he was going to get caught with one set of brass knuckles so he planted a second set on him!
Kelly Fox: Looks like Sexy Jason has finally done something smart.
Sexy Jason: I want all of you to shut up right now! I want you to hear Jackhammer quit right here and right now, referee, DO YOUR DAMN JOB!
The crowd boos wildly as the referee holds the microphone down to Jackhammer's mouth and is asking him if he wants to quit. He mumbles no as the crowd erupts! Sexy Jason stomps on him before pulling him to the center of the ring and locks in the Sexy Stretch! Jackhammer is laying there limp as the referee asks him with the mic again if he wants to give up. Several moments, Jackhammer speaks!
Kelly Fox: HE IS GOING TO QUIT!!! NO WAY HE CAN HANDLE THIS!!
Jackhammer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'LL NEVER QUIT!!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME!!!!!
Sexy Jason wrenches the hold even more as Angel Black climbs up on the ring apron, begging and pleading for the madness to stop. Sexy Jason sees this and walks over to her and grabs her by the back of the head. Goliath steps up on the ring apron and knocks Jason flat on his back side! The crowd LOVES it as the referee is telling Goliath and Angel Black to stay out of the match. They are both slow to get back up to their feet, Jackhammer swings at him wildly. Sexy Jason ducks the attempt, kicks Jackhammer into the mid-section and hits him with the Sexy Relaxer! He begins to drag the destroyed body of Jackhammer over to the far turnbuckle and wraps his legs around the ring post. He slides outside of the ring and locks Jackhammer in the Jason's Figure around the ring post! The referee is telling Goliath and Angel to stay away as he asks Jackhammer if he wants to quit, but all we can hear is him screaming out in pain! He shakes his head no as Sexy Jason finally releases the hold as he stands up and walks over to an older woman in the front row and starts to flex his abs in front of her face before pointing and laughing at her. Jason lifts up the ring apron and tosses a trashcan into the ring along with a stop sign. He climbs into the ring and talks into the microphone the referee is still holding.
Sexy Jason: YOU WANTED A JUNKYARD BRAWL? YOU GOT IT!!!
Jackhammer is staggering up to his feet by holding the ropes, Sexy Jason smashes the trash can into the face of Jackhammer! He crumples to the mat as Jason pulls him near a corner as he takes the stop sign and lays it across the chest of Jackhammer. He starts to thrust his hips around as the crowd boos him more and more. He tells them to shut up again as he starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle. He again does the thrusting of the hips as he is perched up on the top. Jason leaps off into the Sexy Splash, JACKHAMMER THREW THE SIGN INTO THE FACE OF SEXY JASON!!! SEXY JASON IS DOWN!!! Jackhammer now has his opportunity and manages to get back up to his feet. He pushes the sign out of the ring and signals to Goliath as he pulls up the ring apron. He reaches under the ring, and it is hard to make out what he is getting. Jason gets back up to his feet, but his met with a BIG BOOT to his face knocking him back down! Goliath is forcing what looks like the bumper of a Ford F-150 into the ring!!! Sexy Jason staggers back up to his feet as Jackhammer turns around and SMASHES SEXY JASON WITH THE BUMPER!!!!! The crowd begins chanting n-C-w n-C-w n-C-w n-C-w over and over and over as Jackhammer stands up and soaks in the cheers. Jackhammer picks up Sexy Jason and locks him into the Cobra Clutch! He is swinging Sexy Jason around like a rag doll as the referee is asking Sexy Jason if he wants to give up, but Sexy Jason screams NO! After a few seconds longer, Jackhammer releases him as his limp body falls to the mat. Jackhammer tells Goliath something as he walks over to the table and takes the brass knuckles away from the stage crew member and hands them to Jackhammer much to the delight of the crowd. The referee takes the brass knuckles away from him and tells him he can't use them. Jackhammer starts to argue with him as the referee turns around and is going to hand them back to the stage crew member, but Angel Black stops him and is fighting the referee for the brass knuckles. Jackhammer quickly moves over and pulls the brass knuckles out of the trunks of Sexy Jason and waits for him to stand up. Angel Black is still fighting with the referee as Goliath is trying to pull her off the apron. Sexy Jason is up and turns around and JACKHAMMER SMASHES THE FACE OF SEXY JASON WITH HIS OWN BRASS KNUCKLES!!! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY, Jackhammer holds up the brass knuckles and then tosses them outside to Goliath. The referee turns back around and sees blood pouring from the face of Sexy Jason.
Jackhammer: Referee, ask him if he quits!
The crowd goes crazy again as he asks Sexy Jason if he wants to quit, but Jason shakes his head no and begins shaking off the cob webs from the shot he just took from his own brass knuckles. Jackhammer slides out of the ring and lifts up the ring apron, but he doesn't find what he is looking for. He continues his way around the ring and finally sees what he is looking for as he pulls out a ladder that is obviously meant to be used later on in the night.
Kelly Fox: That ladder isn't to be used in this match!
Eric Hardy: Jackhammer was able to use Jason's weapon against him!
He pulls out a table from under the ring as well and slides it into the ring and begins setting it up along with the ladder in the middle of the ring. He grabs Sexy Jason by the head and begins pulling him up the ladder with him as the crowd is going crazy. The referee is trying to get him off the ladder as Jackhammer is sitting perched up on the top of the ladder as Jason tries to fight out, but Jackhammer slams a forearm into his back and places his head between his knees. The referee attempts to hold the ladder steady as Jackhammer lets out a scream, he explodes lifting Sexy Jason up as high as he can and leaps off the ladder EARTH SHATTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Again, both men are down and out as the Little Rock, Arkansas crowd begins to chant HO-LY SH*T! HO-LY SH*T! HO-LY SH*T over and over again! Eric Hardy and Kelly Fox are both at a loss for words right now as to what they just witnessed. The referee goes to work to pulling the ladder and the table debris out of the ring so the match can continue. He then drops down near both men and asks them if they want to quit, both shake their heads no as the match continues. Jackhammer is up to his feet first as he locks Sexy Jason in the triangle choke while on the mat. He is screaming at the referee to ask Jason if he wants to quit, but Jason refuses to quit! Jason is reaching over to the ropes, but he isn't close enough to them. He finally manages to move his feet over and wraps both feet around the ropes and pulls himself over there forcing Jackhammer to release the hold. Jason rolls on over to the outside to regroup. Jackhammer follows him to the outside, grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face first into the steel pole. The crowd is going crazy now as Sexy Jason is fighting just to stay up on his feet. Jackhammer grabs him and swings him across the outside into the guard rail over on the far opposite side. Jackhammer raises up his arms towards the crowd as they give him a huge ovation. Sexy Jason gets up and comes charging at him full speed, Jackhammer is ready for this and catches him in a HUGE power slam to the canvas! Jason looks to be literally broken in half as Jackhammer tosses him back into the ring. He demands the referee to ask him, but again Sexy Jason barely can shake his head no.
Eric Hardy: These guys have been through a damn CAR WRECK! And doing it all for the Xtreme Championship!
Kelly Fox: They both want to cement their legacy into the third year of nCw and prove they are both the future of this company.
Jackhammer picks Sexy Jason back up to his feet, but Jason pokes him in the eyes. Jason comes off the opposite ropes as he ducks a lariat attempt by Jackhammer, he comes back off the ropes and ducks another attempt but reaches up and locks in the sleeper hold! Jackhammer immediately drops to a knee holding both arms up in the air trying to fight out of it. The crowd is trying to get behind Jackhammer as well as Angel on the outside. The referee has tried to keep this match as clean as possible the whole night and again asks Jackhammer if he wants to give up and say I QUIT! He fades down even further, but says nothing and the referee tells the crowd that Jackhammer isn't giving up. He starts to fire back up to his feet, pumping his fists with fury! Jackhammer is now standing with Sexy Jason hanging from his neck, he reaches back, grabs Jason and slams him over his shoulders to the mat! He falls back on the ropes briefly trying to regain his strength. Jackhammer grabs Sexy Jason and tosses him to the outside and follows him out. Jason staggers back up to his feet but is met with a huge right hand by Jackhammer. Both men are heading up towards the ramp as the referee is desperately pleading for them to finish this in the ring. They continue until they finally all disappear behind the curtain as Angel Black and Goliath just stand there at ringside in disbelief.
Eric Hardy: The official tried to make sure the brass knuckles didn't come into play here tonight, but to no avail! They helped and hurt Sexy Jason tonight, but
Kelly Fox: The referee is stupid, the brass knuckles are legal in this match so he shouldn't be trying to take them out. My father should do his job and fire this joke.
Eric Hardy: We are getting word that we have cameras .they are OUTSIDE! They are out behind the arena!
Sexy Jason has Jackhammer by the back of the head outside as they are in the dumpster area and he slams the bloody Jackhammer face first into a dumpster! Jason picks up a big piece of plastic and wraps it around the head of Jackhammer and seemingly suffocating him! The referee is trying to make Jason stop, after Jackhammer's face turns all kind of shades of blue and purple, he releases it and the referee asks Jackhammer if he wants to quit, and he screams breathlessly into the microphone, NO! Jason charges and kicks him in the head and begins to look through the trash until he pulls out a toilet seat. He swings back as Jackhammer gets back up to his feet, and takes a kick into the gut before he can use the toilet seat, Jackhammer DDT's Sexy Jason to the asphalt! Jackhammer staggers back up to his feet and picks up the toilet seat, Sexy Jason pulls himself up using a car. He turns around and JACKHAMMER HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE TOILET SEAT!!! Jason crumbles to the ground with the toilet seat hanging from his neck. Jackhammer digs around in the trash and pulls out one of those foam swimming noodle things you float on out in the water anyways, he holds it up and the Little Rock crowd goes crazy! Sexy Jason is staggered up to his feet, still wearing the toilet seat around his neck as Jackhammer begins to smack him around repeatedly with the foam noodle. The color of it is pink if that matters. Sexy Jason is getting smacked around as we hear the crowd laughing at it in the background. He throws the foam noodle and then kicks Sexy Jason so hard that the toilet seat goes flying off his head. He picks him up off the ground and drags him over to this vehicle that is busted down, Jackhammer is trying to slam Jason head first into the trunk of the car. Jason manages to reverse it and slams Jackhammer face first through the window as glass goes every where!!!! Sexy Jason leans on the side of the vehicle to regroup as the referee is over and is asking Jackhammer if he wants to quit, but he manages to moan a no as he pulls his head out of the car, blood is just dripping down his face profusely!
Kelly Fox: I THINK THAT WAS GIB'S CAR!!!!
Eric Hardy: If somebody in the back can hear me, please ask them to stay away from the gold colored viper in the back of the parking lot, THAT'S MINE!
Kelly Fox: You make enough to pay for a VIPER?
Eric Hardy: .
Kelly Fox: My father needs to give you a pay cut!
Sexy Jason pulls Jackhammer over and slams him face first into the hood of the vehicle before climbing up and pulling Jackhammer up with him. SEXY RELAXER ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!!!! Jackhammer's head literally bounced off the hood of the car and his mangled body slides off the front of it onto the ground. Jason is exhausted as he is taking his time sliding off the vehicle. As he does, the camera zooms in on a HUGE dent in the hood of the vehicle and probably an even BIGGER dent into the face of Jackhammer! Jackhammer is seen gone from the view of the camera for a while; he's behind one of the tall dumpsters. Several moments later, Jackhammer staggers out from behind the dumpster with that HUGE 30 foot chain wrapped around his fist and the sickest look on his face anybody has ever seen. Blood covered his face, arms, chest, and down the front of his stomach. Some of his blood and Sexy Jason's mixed in together as it continues to pour from his face. Jason turns around as Jackhammer smashes him in the face with the chain! He drops down and begins to pound Jason repeatedly in the skull with the chain before he stands up and holds it up as we can hear the crowd in the background going crazy.
Eric Hardy: Jackhammer brought out that big chain he had earlier in the week and using it to his advantage!
Kelly Fox: And you are going to tell me all of this is legal, but the referee tried to stop Sexy Jason from using his brass knuckles? What a joke!
Eric Hardy: I don't think a HOST of officials could control this match anymore!
Kelly Fox: I seriously doubt this referee will have a job after tonight is over.
Jackhammer wraps the chain around the neck of Sexy Jason and pulls on it as the referee is checking on him. Jason shakes his head no as Jackhammer releases it and looks up at the dumpster with a sick smile on his face.
Eric Hardy: Jackhammer is trying to suffocate the Xtreme Champion!
Kelly Fox: How will he be able to say I Quit if he's not breathing?!? Somebody has got to stop this match, it has gone too far!
Jackhammer unwraps his fist then tosses part of the chain through the dumpster and then pulls it down. He wraps one end of the chain around the neck of Sexy Jason and then pulls the other piece of the chain up until Sexy Jason is hanging in mid air about 2 feet off the ground! The referee is trying to get him to drop Jason as Sexy Jason passes out and is turning a blue color. The referee is screaming for help and is calling for the bell and is trying to pull Jackhammer off the end of the chain. He shrugs the referee off and screams out DIE!!! as more officials enter on the scene and forces Jackhammer to release the end of the chain. Sexy Jason falls to the ground as paramedics immediately tend to him. There is a lot of confusion.
Eric Hardy: I hope Jason isn't seriously injured, that could have ripped his wind pipe out and torn his vocal cords. Sexy Jason may never be able to speak again!
Kelly Fox: Does this mean Jackhammer has won the match and is the new Xtreme Champion?
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
{Backstage, Leonard Fox's office. Leonard Fox is standing there, listening to his daugter chew his ear off. Her bikini a testament to the fact that she's in a jell-o match tonight. The door opens and Brent Sampson and Keybo Shabaz enter.}
Sampson: You called, sir?
Leonard: Alright. This Dirty Deal thing has gone on long enough. This week is the final straw. I'm tired of these charades and they need to be put to rest. I don't care what you have to do, but put a stop to it. You hear me? Then you can have your jobs back.
Keybo: It's going to require me to call in a few favors and throw some money around, but I think we can do it.
Leonard: I don't care. Do it.
Kelly: Stop staring at me Sampson.
Sampson: Uhh sorry.
Leonard: Get out of my office. Now.
{Sampson and Keybo head for the exit. Keybo stops at the door.}
Keybo: Ya look good Kel.
Leonard: Out!
{They leave.}
Leonard: Idiots.
{Back to the ring.}
Eric Hardy: nCw is back and I'm here with long time friend Willy Carter to call this next match.
Willy Carter: hot chicks in bikinis wrestling two guys in a jello pit? Come on Hardy, did anybody really think I'd miss this!?
Eric Hardy: Good point Willy.
Willy Carter: But are Sampson and Keybo going to get their jobs back?
Eric Hardy: I sure hope so.
Willy Carter: This is shaping into one hell of a 2 year anniversary.
Eric Hardy: No doubt about that.
{ Dirty Deeds by ACDC begins to blare as our two CEO's walk out onto the ramp with huge smiles on their faces. They walk to the side of the stage where the Jello pool is waiting. Ron steps into the Jello and Curtis stands outside the pool.}
Willy Carter: They look like they're enjoying this way too much.
Eric Hardy: They made the match, I'm sure they're thinking about how big of geniuses they are right now.
Willy Carter: They should of made it a handicap match, Willy vs. Kendra and Kelly
{KLB's music hits as Kendra walks out onto the ramp to the cheers of the fans. She has a robe wrapped around her that she reluctantly takes off when she makes it to the pool and hands it to the ref. Dirty Deal whistles and blows kisses at her as she angerily glares back at them. }
Eric Hardy: Kendra does not look happy about this...
Willy Carter: Can you blame her?
Eric Hardy: Oh, I don't blame her at all. What these two men are doing to her is disgusting.
Willy Carter: Yeah, Kelly and Kendra deserve better than this.
Eric Hardy: I said nothing about Kelly, Kelly . she deserves every bit of this humiliation.
Willy Carter: You'e a bitter man Eric.
Eric Hardy: I know.
{One Girl Revolution hits and out walks Kelly, similiarlly wearing a robe at first and similiarily looking very Poed as well. She makes her way to the Jello to the boos and woofs of the fans. She takes off the robe, and hands it to the ref and Dirty Deal begin their wolf calls at her too.}
Willy Carter: Yeah.... they are having way too much fun...
Eric Hardy: Those two could find some fun in just about anything.
{The match begins with Kendra and Ron in the Jello, Kendra uneasily circles around the pit as Ron shuffles around in the food product as well, looking at Kendra with a huge smiles on his face. Finally Ron lunges at Kendra for a lock up, but when he does she kicks and hits him in the stomach. Kendra grabs him by the head and locks in a front face lock and begins wrenching on Gibson's neck, but ron just looks happy as he is pressed against her chest. Kendra angry looks to run and hit a running bull dog, but Gibson holds his ground lifts her up and dumps her into the liquid! Gibson, again grinning like crazy jumps and hits a big splash on top of Kendra, pinning her in the goo.}
Willy Carter: He's not getting up....
Eric Hardy: No, he sure isn't.
Willy Carter: He does realize this is a sumo wrestling match right? No pins...
Eric Hardy: Oh, I'm sure he knows.
{Meanwhile, also in the pit, Kelly charges at Kanyon and tries to ram him out of the pit, but it has little effect. When this strategy fails to work Kelly begins taking her fist and pounding them against Kanyon's chest. Kanyon smiles, puts his hand on Kelly's forehead and holds her back as she swings. Finally Curtis lets go, Kelly comes forward and Kanyon catches her with a scoop slam... wait no.. he holds her there in the air! Kelly is kickin and trying to get away but it's no hope as Kanyon walks over to Gibson who gets up, Kanyon throws and sends Kelly right on top of Kendra as Jello liguid flies all over the place!}
Eric Hardy: Dirty deal is just toying with these two ladies right now.
Willy Carter: I swear Eric, I haven't seen a smile leave either one of their faces.
Eric Hardy: Me either Willy.
{Kelly gets off Kendra and kneels on her knees while Kendra gets up and wipes the Jello from her face in a sitting position, she turns and angerily looks at Kelly and gives her a slap across the face! Kelly and Kendra grab at each other's hair and begin tussling back and forth and Curtis looks at Ron, Ron looks at Curtis then they share a simultaneous head nod in approval as they watch the action.}
Eric Hardy: Well there is no chance of these two winning if they are going to be fighting each other.
Willy Carter: huh?
Eric Hardy: I said they need to work together Willy.
Willy Carter: Yeah sure, I like tacos.
Eric Hardy: Willy!? Are you even listening!?
Willy Carter: What's that Eric... oh sorry.... there's a cat fight in a pool of Jello.. I'm sorta preoccupied here.
Eric Hardy: You have a job to do Willy.
Willy Carter: Are you crazy!? Two women... in bikinis wrestling in jello!
Eric Hardy:**sigh**
{Kelly and Kendra force themselves to their feet, still with a big handful of each other's hair and still with Curtis and Ron starring at them, when suddenly Kendra and Kelly turn and hit dual kicks to the groans of Ron and Curtis!}
Willy Carter: Kelly and Kendra with the fake out!
Eric Hardy: Wow, nice fake out.
{Kendra takes Curtis and backhands him hard across the face, then brings the swing back and catches him with a huge slap. She charges and gives him a bit shove knocking him down but not out of the jello as he catches himself. Kelly takes on Ron and begins punching him repeadly, Ron takes a few steps back due to the punches coming from Kelly's direction. Kelly steps back and springs on Ron's shoulders then hurricanrana's him over.... no Ron catches her and pulls Kelly back up and holds her there! The fans begin to laugh, but Kelly drives a fist to the forehead of Ron and then flips him over with the move into the Jello! Kendra goes to approach Curtis in the goo, but when she steps towards him he throws a big handful of Jello into her face and then grabs her by the legs and pulls them out from under her, sending her splashing into the vat.}
Willy Carter: Why do CEO's get to have all the fun?
Eric Hardy: You call this fun?
Willy Carter: Hardy if you don't find this awesome, I'm sorry but I've gonna have to ask you turn in your man card.
{Kelly gets up and goes to grab Ron but Ron is back up already and tackles Kelly back into the Jello as she tries to get up! Curtis pulls Kendra up and Ron forces Kelly back to her feet as well, they both take each woman into a full nelson when crowd suddenly reacts!}
Willy Carter: It's Knite and Bates!
Eric Hardy: Apparently they've seen enough of their women being humiliated.
{Ron and Curtis both throw the woman they're holding to the side, sending them out of the jello, and thusly winning the match before they back away and jump into the crowd with huge smiles on their faces. They wave at the two men as Adam and KLB help up their respective woman, and angrily glare back. Just then Both Members of Dirty Deal are smacked with a pair of steel chairs! DD fall over the rails as Sampson and Keybo are show standing there with chairs in their hands!}
Eric Hardy: Dirty Deal has won this sham of a match... they must be so proud of themselves, or would be if they weren't seeing stars right now!
Willy Carter: Sampson and Keybo appear to be following Leoanard's orders nicely.
Eric Hardy: When the boss tells you to jump... you jump.
{As Adam is holding Kelly and KLB has Kendra both men turn their attentions on each other and look at each other with rage in their eyes, obviously blaming the other for this mess as we head to commercial.}
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
{Rob Diamond is walking down the hallway, satisified at his win last night on Trauma. He stops at a vending machine, dollar bill in hand, X Division title perched neatly over shoulder. He's about to make a selection when applause breaks out from behind him. He whirls ready to defend himself when he sees Falcon, Spike Kane and Cameron Corvis, applauding him.}
Falcon: I knew you would come through for me. But you went far and above what I asked, and that is impressive. So, the invitations open. You want in, you're in.
{Diamond steps closer, standing face to face with Falcon, neither of them blinking.}
Diamond: I just have one question for you...
{Dramatic Pause.}
Diamond: Do I get a t-shirt?
Falcon: Of course, once they get made.
{Rob takes a step back and extends his hand.}
Diamond: Then I'm in.
{Falcon takes his hand and the four walk down the hallway. Back to the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Welcome back nCw fans, up next on this show celebrating the 2 Year anniversary of nCw we have a Climb the Ladder of Success Match. And Kelly, I must say... you cleaned up awfully fast
Kelly Fox: This should be great, four men who have never won an nCw title get their shot at earning a title shot of their choosing, if they can win this
match, and in case you haven't noticed, i'm not dignifying your comment with a response.
Eric Hardy: What I was just saying you got all that Jello off
Kelly Fox: Shut up Hardy.
Eric Hardy: What flavor was it?
Kelly Fox: Shut up Hardy
Eric Hardy: I was just asking....
Kelly Fox: Cherry....
Eric Hardy: **laughs**
Kelly Fox: Shut it!
Flanagan's Ball by Dropkick Murphy's starts to play of the PA as Fergus Callaghan and Montgomery Scott come out onto the entrance ramp. Fergus walks down with helmet on that has a couple of cans of Guinness on it. He drinks the beer as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets into the ring and burps and takes off the helmet and gets ready for the match.
Kelly Fox: The fighting irish drunk is here.
Eric Hardy: Could you be any more politically incorrect?
Kelly Fox: Oh I could... but I don't want the censors all over me.
Eric Hardy: Funny, you usually like strange men all over you.... **pause**... especially in a pit of jello.
Kelly Fox: Shut up Hardy!
The arena goes pitch black as 'Miseria Cantare' by A Fire Inside begins to play on the PA system. White strobe lights blind the arena as Cameron Corvis emerges slowly from the top of the ramp. He walks slowly towards the ring as he stares intently at the people in the stands, the look of uncertainty spread across his face. Cameron enters the ring and then proceeds to take off his trench coat.
Eric Hardy: Cameron Corvis, one of the fastest rising young stars in nCw today.
Kelly Fox: he's my pick to win this, even if he is with that slimey Falcon.
Eric Hardy: Funny, usually you like slimey things...
Kelly Fox: you're not even making any sense anymore...
"Had Enough" by Breaking Benjamin surrounds the arena as the crowd erupt into a chorus of boo's, soon the ramp is filled with smoke and then Daredevil jumps out through an opening in the stage and does a double flip landing on his feet. Daredevil just stands there soaking in the negative crowd response as his girlfriend Stacey johnson makes her way out to him before they make there way down to the ring, they ignore most of the fans and make jibes at others before making it to the ring, once at the ring Daredevil walks up the steps and along the ring to the middle and flips over the rope landing once again on his feet as Stacey walks around to the side of the ring. Daredevil makes his way over to the turnbuckle were he taunts the crowd and the crowd respond with yet another chorus of boo's making him feel really cocky, he turns around facing the ring while on the turnbuckle and instead of a normal flip does a corkscrew flip landing on his feet and get's him self ready for action.
Kelly Fox: Hey look, somebody call Stan Lee... Spiderman is here
Eric Hardy: Daredevil.
Kelly Fox: Who cares?
Eric Hardy: Excelsior!!!!!
Kelly Fox: Bless you.
Lights go out and pyro explodes as a spotlight shines on the top of the entrance way and follows Shaddix as he makes his way into the ring. Once in the ring, Shaddix holds up both hands, with his pointer finger half bent on each one. He does a cutthroat gesture with both hands as pyro explodes in the ring and the lights come back on.
Eric Hardy: All four of our competitors for this match are in the ring, and while they are setting up, why don't you explain the rules of the match Kelly.
Kelly Fox: It's simple... basically this is a Ladder match... just done in reverse. There is a briefcase sitting atop our announce table here...
Eric Hardy: The person who can take tha briefcase and climb a ladder.....
Kelly Fox: and hang the briefcase from the hook will win the match!
Eric Hardy: I am on the edge of my seat Kelly, I can't wait to see these four men in this match.
Kelly Fox: It's going to be something to say, a can't miss match and an amazing opportunity for those involved.
{DING DING}
Eric Hardy: There's the bell Kelly... this match is ready to go!
{All four men are in the ring and begin circling each other uncomfortably waiting for one of the others to make the first move. Finally Fergus takes a step towards the middle of the ring Cameron goes after him but Fergus backs off and catches Cameron on the back of the neck with a clubbing hit sending him to his knees. Shaddix and Daredevil lunge at each other and lock up. Shaddix takes Daredevil by the head and smashes an elbow into Devil's jaw. Fergus pulls Cameron back to a vertical base, he takes Cameron by the head and give shim a snap suplex sending him over. Shaddix charges at Daredevil but devil lowers his shoulder and lifts flipping Shaddix p and over the top rope to the apron, Devil flips backwards and hits a flipping back kick that catches Shaddix in the face and sends him flying off the apron! Fergus keeps a hold of Cameron's head and turns him over and then brings him back up and DDT's him straight into the mat.}
Eric Hardy: Fergus is taking control of cameron right now.
Kelly Fox: Too bad, that will do nothing for him when it comes to winning this match.
Eric Hardy: It may take out one of his compeition.
{Daredevil gets back to his feet and grabs the top rope, he pulls back on it and springs out of the ring and hits Shaddix just as he gets to his feet! Fergus rolls over and under the bottom rope, he grabs the ladder standing at ringside and crumbles it up, he shoves it under the bottom rope and then heads over to the announce table to grabs the briefcase.}
Kelly Fox: Here comes Fergus, looks like he's going for the win right now.
Eric Hardy: He's been the dominent force early in this match, only makes sense.
Kelly Fox: I suppose.
{Fergus grabs the Briefcase off the announce table but just as he does he's grabbed by Daredevil from behind and slams him face first into the briefcase and table. Fergus falls to his knees, and Daredevil grabs him by the head and shoves him down to the ground. DD grabs the Briefcase and runs into the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. Devil puts the briefcase down as he grabs the ladder, positions it under the hook and sets it up. He turns around to pick back up the briefcase when he is smashed in the face with it by Corvis! Devil hits the mat as Corvis, holding the case grabs the ladder and begins climbing the rungs!}
Eric Hardy: This could be it Kelly, nobody in sight, Corvis is all alone!
Kelly Fox: He may be getting his first title shot in nCw here, just has to make it to the top and hang that briefcase.
Eric Hardy: he's almost there.
{Corvis is almost to the top when Shaddix climbs up onto the ring apron. Corvis reaches the top and holds up the briefcase and is going to hang it on the hook, when suddenly Shaddix after climbing the turnbuckles desperately jumps off and drop kicks the ladder! The ladder wobbles as Corvis tries to shove the briefcase onto the hook, but it's too late as he hits the mat and the case falls out of the ring to the ringside floor!}
Kelly fox: Holy... Shaddix saved the match, and now Cameron is in a ton of pain.
Eric Hardy: He was so close to winning this match, and now he may be out of the running.
Kelly Fox: it's going to be a hard fight from here on....
{Shaddix is back to his feet and grabs the ladder off the ground, he sets it up under the hook and then looks for the briefcase that isn't in the ring. He goes to exit the ring but before he can he is tripped by Daredevil. Both men quickly turn over and get back to their feet, they run at each other and Daredevil hits a kick straight to Shad's gut. Devil takes Shaddix by the head and slams his face sraight into one of the rungs on the ladder! Devil grabs Shaddix and hits him with a T-Bone suplex! Devil gets back to his feet and turns around looking for the briefcase now, when he finds it the form of Fergus Callaghan leeping off the top rope and missle dropkickign the briefcase into Devil's face! }
Eric Hardy: My....
Kelly Fox: Fergus with the huge move there! He'd been playing possum on the outside looking for an opportunity and found it!
Eric Hardy: Devil must have an imprint of the briefcase in his forehead after that!
Kelly Fox: Fergus almost took his head off.... I can agree with that.
{Fergus, gets back to his feet and bends over to take the briefcase back, but Corvis has grabbed a hold of it, and the two begin pulling at each end of the case fighting over it. Finally Corvis lets go and the briefcase slams right into the Fergus's face! Corvis gets back up and pulls the ladder down and puts it up in the corner. He pulls Fergus back to his feet and turns him around, he then irish ships him hard into the ladder! Corvis runs in after him and hits a running pancake clothesline into the back of Callaghan's neck into the ladder! Fergus stumbles backwards, with blood coming down his face and falls to the mat.}
Kelly Fox: Corvis has recovered from his fall and is now just ripping into Fergus Callaghan.
Eric Hardy: He's taken control of this match, and looks to be the frontrunner to win right now!
{Daredevil and Shaddix have both rolled out of the ring at this point, and having seen each other leaning against the same apron come at each other, Shaddix hits a hard fist to the jaw of Devil, Shaddix hits another punch then takes DD by the head and throws him into the first row of the audience! Daredevil shoves a fan out of his seat and takes the chair in his hands, he Shaddix comes to grabs DD out of the crownd, DD takes a mighty swing, but the chair is caught in mid swing by Shad! Shad rips the chair from Daredevil then takes a hard swing back at him but Devil throws himself over the barricade and drives his shoulder into Shaddix's gut, pushing him back and both men fall to their knees. Shaddix throws the chair down and usses his left hand and shoves it under Devi's chin, forching his heand up and then with his right hand smashes hard into the chest of Devil! Devil screams out in pain as Shaddix pushes himself back to his feet, puts his hands together and smashes down on Devil with a hard Axe handle!}
Eric Hardy: And while Fergus and Cameron are going at it, inside the ring on the outside Shaddix and Daredevil are ripping each other apart.
Kelly Fox: More like Shaddix is doing most of the ripping it would seem.
{In the ring Cameron pulls the ladder out of the corner and sets it back up under the hook, he grabs the briefcase off the ground where Fergus dropped it, then see's Shaddix climbing up onto the apron. Corvis charges with the briefcase out in front of him at Shaddix, but Shaddix sticks his shoulder through the middle rope and drives his shoulder into the stomach of Corvis! Corvis drops the case and steps back and drops the case. Shaddix pulls himself back up, pulls back on the top rope and spring board cross bodies himself onto Cameron! Shad gets up and takes the briefcase, he looks at the ladder, makes his way to it, and begins climbing up!}
Kelly Fox: Shaddix could do it here, he appears to be all alone!
Eric Hardy: No, here comes Fergus back to his feet!
Kelly Fox: And he's climbing up the other side of the ladder!
{Fergus is indeed back to his feet and is slowly climbing up the other side of the ladder! Shaddix is to the top and reaches up to hang the case but Fergus throws a punch that catches Shad right in the gut. Shaddix bends over and catches himself from falling as Fergus climbs up to an even rung. Fergus grabs the case and two begin pulling on a different side while standing atop the same ladder!}
Kelly Fox: Those two better be careful here, that doesn't look to safe.
Eric Hardy: nothing about this match seems that safe.
Kelly Fox: Touche.
{Shaddix releases with one hand and knife edge chops Fergus across the chest with the other, releasing Ferg's grasp on the case. Shaddix lifts and is about to put the case on the hook when Fergus grabs the case and rips it away! Meanwhile on the floor, Daredevil reaches under the apron and pulls out a second ladder! He takes it and shoves it into the ring, where Corvis grabs it and sets it up perpendicular to the ladder where Fergus and Shad are fighting! Daredevil slides into the ring where he gets up and takes off with a sprint up the ladder Corvis set up. He gets to the top rung on the other side of the ladder and reaches across and rips the case out of both men's hands! They turn and look at him and at that time he waves good bye as he kicks their ladder as hard as he can, sending the ladder over and Shaddix and Fergus falling out of the ring to the outside!}
Eric Hardy: Fergus and Shaddix! Wow.!
Kelly Fox: That had to hurt, and now here is Daredevil with the briefcase but on a ladder that isn't in the right position!
Eric Hardy: He'll have to climb down and reposition it if he wants to win...
Kelly Fox: Or... maybe not....
{Daredevil reaches at the hook with the briefcase but it is just centimeters out of a safe reach! Daredevil puts the case to his chest and leaps across! He grabs the cable and hook and begins swinging back and forth hanging there!}
Eric Hardy: They don't call him Daredevil for nothing!
Kelly Fox: I call him idiot....
Eric Hardy: He's going that extra mile here Kel.
{DD tries to get the briefcase and place it on the hook, but he is swinging too much and he is desperately trying to hang on. Corvis who has been watching the action climbs up the ladder, when he gets to the top, he turns around and waits. Devil swings close and Corvis reaches and grabs his feet, he pulls and puts DD's legs on his shoulders and with a tight grip he leaps and jerks down and powerbombs Daredevil right off the cable! Devil bounces high off the mat and the case comes flying up right into the waiting arms of Cameron!}
Kelly Fox: Oh my gawd! Oh My Gawd!!!
Eric Hardy: Corvis just drove the Devil straight to hell!
Kelly Fox: . holy sh.......
Eric Hardy: I can not believe what I'm seeing here.....
{Corvis smiles and looks at the crowd that is standing on their feet and pulls the ladder the the center of the ring, he then proceeds to start climbing the ladder the whole time never taking his eyes off the hook.}
Kelly Fox: This is it Hardy... Corvis haw won this match...
Eric Hardy: There's nobody to stop him....
{Corvis climbs up the ladder, he raises the briefcase and looks around, he places it on the hook and wins the match!}
Kelly Fox: Yes! Corvis does it! He wins himself a title shot of his choosing!
Eric Hardy: Great showing by Corvis here
{Corvis climbs down from the ladder holding his briefcase tight, as he heads up the ramp, suddenly out from the back comes a figure running at full speed who clocks Corvis in the back of the head with a clothesline, we get a closer look and it's... MIKE HONCHO! Honcho picks up the case and like a speeding bullet runs tot he back and out of sight!}
Eric Hardy: What in the blue hell!?
Kelly Fox: What in the F is Mike Honcho doing!?
Eric Hardy: He just stole Corvis's case!
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Eric Hardy: I can't wait to see this Xtreme rematch Kelly.... this is going to be something to remember.
Kelly Fox: It sure is Hardy, few man can put their bodies through so much like these two can.
I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister begins to play as the crowd erupts in boos for Gib. He is coming out without the Harold mask on, and Kelly Fox is completely confused.
Amber Ashe: The next is the second Xtreme Rematch and is scheduled for one fall. Coming out first from Oswego, New York weighing three hundred and forty-five pounds, GIB!
Kelly Fox: WHAT THE HELL!
Eric Hardy: It seems he's had a change of heart.
Kelly Fox: This isn't going to be good. He was SUPPOSED to come as Harold and kill Bates but NO!
Gib looks around, almost happy he's not wearing the Harold mask. But there's a fire missing in his eyes as he gets into the ring.
Kelly Fox: I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY GIB!
Eric Hardy: Oh I'm sure he is.
The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails comes on over the P.A. and Kristoff Liam Bates walks down the entrance ramp to a mixed reaction.
Amber Ashe: And coming down now, from Sunnyvale California weighing two hundred and twenty pounds. Kristoff Liam Bates!
Kelly Fox: This is how Adam will win his title, right here. He's got his plan to destroy Kristoff before he even SETS FOOT at Fallout.
They see him smiling at the fans from behind his thick glasses. He slides under the ropes and takes off his tie, coat, and unbuttons his shirt, waiting for the bell to ring.
Eric Hardy: Isn't that cheating?
Kelly Fox: IT IS NOT CHEATING WHEN HE IS A FUTURE MEMBER OF THE FOX FAMILY!
The ref looks at both men, before calling for the bell. Kristoff wastes no time charging at Gib, anger in his eyes. The crowd cringes as Gib just shoves Bates down. He rolls near the ropes, and quickly slides out under the ropes. Gib is slower; trying to keep up as Bates quickly grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Gib reaches the ropes and begins to climb out only to get a steel chair to his face for his troubles with the crowd erupting in cheers for the first thunderous chair shot.
Kelly Fox: I WARNED HIM that he needed to be HAROLD!
Eric Hardy: Bates with the early advantage using his speed to get the weapons. Good job, Bates.
Kelly Fox: Stop sucking Bates' cock, I'm sure his crazy wife won't like it.
Eric Hardy: So have you gotten the Jell-O out of your panties yet?
Kelly Fox: I will NOT answer that.
Gib falls to the floor hard, his massive frame giving Bates a very large target. He smashes him one more time with the chair, visibly denting it to the point of no future use before throwing it to the side. Gib gets up and grabs the broken chair in one hand, swinging hard knocking Bates down with a hard shot to the back.
Kelly Fox: GO GIB!
Eric Hardy: I'm sorry, people; my partner has a crisis of confidence in this match because she is biased towards her fianc‚e. I'm sorry.
Bates clutches his back and crawls across the floor, reaching under the ring. Gib winds up again only to get MACED! The crowd starts an nCw chant as Bates comes up with a can of pepper spray and just unloads the can into the eyes of Gib, who falls backwards. Kelly Fox is Irate as they brawl in front of the Announcer's Table, the crowd turns into a HOLY SH*T! chant as she gets on Gib's case.
Kelly Fox: GET UP GIB! IT CAN'T BURN SO BAD! IT IS ONLY PEPPER SPRAY!
Eric Hardy: Only Pepper Spray? Kelly, you've lost it.
Gib stumbles back into the barricade where the crowd, who is cheering for the general brutality of the match, begins to talk smack to both competitors. Bates crawls under the ring and grabs something else, something a lot trustier, his BRIEFCASE wrapped in BARBED WIRE! Bates runs at Gib and smashes it against the exposed face of Gib. The crowd goes ballistic as they see Gib is the first man busted open.
Kelly Fox: GET UP GIB! STOP BEING A WIMP!
Eric Hardy: You know he's going to come and beat you up next right?
Kelly Fox: He wouldn't dare.
Bates sees Gib beginning to get up so he hits him one more time with the barbed-wire briefcase before he starts walking backwards up toward the entrance ramp. Gib, vision still blurry, begins throwing and missing punches as Bates is just out of reach. Gib's face is burning, and the blood mixes with the residue of the Pepper spray, causing so much pain his face muscles begin twitching from the nerve overload.
Eric Hardy: I cannot IMAGINE the pain Gib is in right now. Pepper Spray residue mixing with blood in the cuts of his face, as well as his still temporary blindness?
Kelly Fox: He's being a WIMP is what he is. I hope he gets his act together.
Gib finally hits Bates in the face as they are back at the top of the entrance ramp. The cameras begin following as they continue the fight all the way in the back. Gib is back on the rebound a little, regaining his vision and seething from the pain the pepper spray gave him, he ignores the still-stinging pain and tears that mix with blood and sweat as well as other residues. He takes out his pain on Bates, shoving his face into one of the many cases for road equipment. Bates gets part of his forehead caught on a sharper edge and is now busted open as well.
Kelly Fox: GO GET EM GIB!
Eric Hardy: Could you be a little less biased?
Kelly Fox: I don't care.
They are fighting their way back into the locker rooms. Gib appears to be leading Bates to his locker room with punches, kicks and the occasional bouncing of his head off the wall. The crowd is going nuts, not knowing where the fight is going or where it will end. Bates begins fighting back a little, hitting Gib with the barbed-wire briefcase across the chest and then another time on his head. Both men are bloodied and battered, but how much can they still give?
Eric Hardy: And there they go into Gib's locker room!
Kelly Fox: Why the hell would they go there?
Kelly soon gets her answer as Gib swats the briefcase away from Kristoff and it breaks open on the floor. Kristoff goes to collect the thumbtacks, the letter opener, and other office supplies and various weapons giving Gib a second to grab a bag out of his locker.
Kelly Fox: OH YES!
Eric Hardy: OH NO! NOT HAROLD!
Gib puts on the Harold mask, and turns to Kristoff. Kristoff looks at him, with the letter opener in his hand, running at the bigger man like a psychopath. Harold grabs Kristoff's hand, and gets the blade from him, before breaking it with his two massive hands. Kristoff is on the run, backing up. Harold grabs him and hits a MASSIVE Vertical suplex on KLB into the TOILET! The crowd goes insane with a HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! chant. Bates' back and legs crush the porcelain and water sprays everywhere. The floor begins to flood with water, and both men are having trouble holding their footing.
Kelly Fox: CALL THE JANITOR! AND THE PLUBMER! Bates is flushed.
Eric Hardy: This is NOT good for Kristoff. Harold is going to dominate.
Bates is slow to get back up, but Harold doesn't give him much of a chance to get his bearings before he gives him a backbreaker right through the SINK! Another HOLY SH*T! chant erupts. Water pours out even more now as the janitor and plumbers show up to the flooded locker room. Gib picks up Bates and throws him onto his shoulders, walking out into the hall and back toward the ring. They pass Kristoff's locker room, and not long after Bates slips out from behind Harold and shoves the bigger man into a collection of stacked metal trashcans which crumple under his weight. Bates ducks into his own locker room where his wife is in nothing but a towel after showering to remove the Jell-O from every part of her body. Harold busts into the room, nearly taking the door off its hinges. Bates grabs his spare briefcase and begins to assault Harold while the crowd goes ballistic with an nCw! nCw! chant.
Kelly Fox: Well at least SOMEONE gets to shower
Eric Hardy: Jealous much?
Kelly Fox: I don't know, I think you are. I see your boner from here.
Eric Hardy: I have a cold and when I have a cold it does things down there
The crowd is cheering for more blood and violence and Harold just shoves Bates down to the ground, before he spots Kendra. She sees Harold, in the mask once again, and begins to run away but his big hand grabs her and turns her around. You can't see what his expression is under the mask but you can just IMAGINE the things he's thinking. Bates sees this and gives Harold a low blow with the briefcase! The crowd goes insane as he falls to a knee. Bates hits a standing roundhouse to the larger man's head, which then bounces off the bench.
Kelly Fox: WHAT THE HELL! He had him right where he wanted him then he got DISTRACTED!
Eric Hardy: Proof Bates will protect his wife this time around.
Harold gets up slowly, dazed from the head shot only to get a JUMPING DDT through the sink in Bates' locker room! Kendra locks herself in one of the toilet stalls while Bates and Harold battle their way back out of the locker rooms. The fans are going ballistic for the brutality, and begin a HOLY SH*T! chant.
Kelly Fox: So what's with the obsession with sinks and toilets?
Eric Hardy: I don't know, but Harold is getting beat up now.
Kelly Fox: Don't REMIND me my man needs to find better men to pay for this.
Bates and Harold battle their way back to the entrance ramp, shoving one another into the walls and throwing punches and kicks as they slowly work their way back. Both men are bloody and tired, the battle taking most of their energy. As soon as they are back out from behind the backstage area the fans erupt, knowing the end MUST be near, right? Harold gets a good hold on Bates and lifts him up hitting the METAL HEALTH on the ramp.
Kelly Fox: THAT'S GOOD! Wait he's not in the ring! GET HIM IN THE RING!
Eric Hardy: Now is a great time to remind him that pinfalls only count in the ring now he has to drag the possibly dead Kristoff Liam Bates to the ring.
The crowd is booing Harold as he drags Bates slowly to the ring. He takes step after step, deliberate, knowing the match is already his. His moment of cockiness, unbeknownst to him, is about to kick him in the teeth. He gets Bates to the ring apron, and as he kneels down to pick up Bates, he is kicked in the face, and then rammed FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!
Kelly Fox: damn IT HAROLD!
Eric Hardy: And now is the time when I remind the fans there hasn't been a SINGLE pinfall or submission attempt. Proof they only want to destroy the other.
Harold is dazed, and Bates rolls him into the ring before unveiling more and more weapons as he begins to throw them into the ring. Ladders, chairs, tables, gasoline, a box of light tubes, a bag of thumbtacks, and another briefcase wrapped in barbed wire, a fax machine, and many trash cans and road signs. The fans see this and all begin to cheer knowing there is a LOT more to this match left. Harold is back to his feet as Bates rolls into the ring, he gets hit with a stop sign, which stops him in his tracks. He stumbles backwards, bloody and battered, only to get hit one more time, falling outside the ring like a ragdoll.
Kelly Fox: GO GET HIM! WIN!
Eric Hardy: Harold is taking a break, a much NEEDED one too.
Kelly Fox: This is too COCKY! GET HIM!
Eric Hardy: I think Harold or Gib or whoever needs a rest, he's taken quite a beating, and maybe he is trying to get his bearings. Who knows how well he's recovered from the pepper spray even.
Harold doesn't follow, almost as if he doesn't want this to end yet. He waits he stalks Bates, waiting for him to crawl back into the ring. He doesn't see Bates grab a sledgehammer as he crawls his way into the ring, Harold there, ready to grab the Fax Machine.
Kelly Fox: NO! DON'T DO IT!
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD!!
Bates hits a low blow using the sledgehammer handle, just as Harold picks up the fax machine. He doubles over, and drops the fax machine right on his foot. The crowd pops and starts an nCw, nCw! chant. He grabs his foot with one hand and his crotch with another and Bates grabs the head of the hammer in his hand and HAMMERS Harold in the face so hard he falls over.
Kelly Fox: NO!
Eric Hardy: Listen to those fans, they LOVE this.
Bates goes for the cover. One Two Kickout! Harold just will NOT give up. The fans are on their feet, wondering what is next. Bates throws the hammer to the outside, and it bounces off the foot of the announce table, drawing the ire of Kelly Fox as Bates just smirks at her. Harold is back to his feet, his crotch still throbbing from the wooden handled low-blow. He's not crippled enough to not hit Bates with a strong right hand. Bates falls back and bounces off the ropes. Harold runs against the ropes, he comes to the middle of the ring and just over the box of light tubes he hits him with the BATTERING RAM! Bates goes flying into the ropes again, as Harold falls face-first into the light tubes! Bates comes off the ropes dazed, tripping over a yield sign falling on TOP of Harold, both men lying face-down in the broken light tubes!
Kelly Fox: WHAT THE HELL!
Eric Hardy: Bad luck for both of them. Now they're going to be cut up even more.
Kelly Fox: WHAT THE HELL!
Eric Hardy: We get it, Kelly, you hate this part.
Both men are slow to get up, but Harold is the first to his feet, grabbing a trash can while kicking some of the broken street signs to the outside. Bates is up, throwing thumbtacks all over the ground as the crumpled box of light tubes spills to join them in a mess of broken glass and tacks. Bates looks up, and is hit with the trash can which crumples. He falls into the tacks and glass, the fans going berserk as Harold/Gib hits a BIG SPLASH before pinning Bates. One Two KICKOUT! Bates kicks out more due to the pain in his body from the tacks and glass than will to win, and Harold is more than annoyed. He looks at the steel posts, and looks at the battered Bates. Blood is everywhere, on both of them and both their bodies. Bates is back to his feet and he comes with the briefcase up into the face of Harold. He falls back, only to grab Bates and attempt for the HOMELESS HARPOON! But he throws Bates just a little too low and all he hits is the top turnbuckle and not the post.
Kelly Fox: HOW DID HE MISS!
Eric Hardy: Pain? He's tired? Blood in his eyes? Anything at this point could have caused him to screw that up.
Kelly Fox: THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE! BATES IS STILL WALKING!
Harold, annoyed by this turn of events gives Bates a big boot on the rebound, knocking him once again down into the tacks and glass. He grabs the tables, sets them up in every corner, and doesn't look satisfied. He sees the gasoline, and begins to quickly douse the wood and set it up. The fans go insane once again.
Eric Hardy: Bad news Bears, there's fire.
Kelly Fox: YES! BURN HIM!
Eric Hardy: You are psycho.
Kelly Fox: You would be too if you had Jell-O in you.
Eric Hardy: They've been going for like half an hour, how much more can they take?
Kelly Fox: Too bad there's no time-limit draws.
Bates is back up, and looks around only to see fire everywhere he looks. This is NOT good. He runs at Harold, clubbing him in the back. Harold falls face-first into a burning table, breaking it on impact. Harold ignores the flames as the crew on the side comes in with a fire extinguisher. Harold has a MISSION, and he will NOT fail. He grabs Bates and throws him into the burning table with another HOMELESS HARPOON! Yet another HOLY SH*T! Chant erupts along with some nCw chants as this time, the post doesn't matter. This time the fire and table is all that matters. He hits dead on and Bates is aflame, and the ring crew douses the ring in foam from their fire extinguishers.
Kelly Fox: WHY ARE YOU DOUSING THE FLAMES!
Eric Hardy: Cuz both men were on fire?
Harold grabs Bates and drags him to the center of the ring, over tacks and glass, before pinning him again. One Two THREE! NO! Bates somehow kicked out right at the last second, the fire extinguishers and dragging took too long. Harold is FURIOUS and just begins to go irate, throwing the ref out of the ring like a ragdoll. Another HOLY SH*T! erupts amid boos as the ref is knocked out.
Kelly Fox: OH ****!
Eric Hardy: There goes the ref this match can't end now least not till he gets back up.
Kelly Fox: DAMN YOU HAROLD!
The fans are going nuts, Bates is slow to get to his feet and Harold is looking around for more weapons. He spots the fax machine again, and picks it up. Bates is running off the ropes, hitting a clothesline. The Fax falls, onto Harold's head. Harold doubles over and falls to the ground. Bates doesn't realize the ref is gone and puts Harold in his This Tie Is Too Tight Rear Naked Choke.
Eric Hardy: And Bates is clueless.
Kelly Fox: HAHA NO REF!
Harold taps, but it means nothing. The ref is unconscious on the outside. Bates sees the ref is gone, and lets Harold go. He goes to set up the ladder, looking to score something high-risk, but Harold knocks him to the outside with the broken Fax machine! Bates lands next to the ref and Harold mocks the crowd as now he is the only one left standing.
Kelly Fox: IF only this were a last man standing match
Eric Hardy: IF is right. But the ref is out, Bates is out, Harold is the last man standing. It means nothing unless he can get a ref and pin Bates.
Harold steps over the ropes to the outside, and brings Bates and the ref both back in. He pins Bates the crowd counts. One two three four Five six seven eight nine ten the ref is just not responsive enough to even begin to count. The ref is still out like a light and a new ref comes from the back running to make the count. ONE TWO THREE! NO! Bates gets the shoulder up at the last conceivable second.
Kelly Fox: That was UNFAIR!
Eric Hardy: He knocked out the ref.
Kelly Fox: They should have had a new one out SOONER!
Eric Hardy: He was probably taking a dump.
Harold kicks the old ref out of the ring, as the security and medics come to assist him to the back. The new ref checks on Bates, bloody and battered. There are weapons EVERYWHERE. It seems like there is no way either man has much more to give tot his match. Bates is back to his feet, and Harold turns. CPU TROUBLE! Out of NOWHERE! The crowd erupts.
Kelly Fox: HOW DID HE DO THAT!
Eric Hardy: I don't know I don't know.
Both men are down, Harold landing face first on a trash can from the DDT and Bates just completely spent. Bates is the first up, slow, but he's up. He goes to the ladder, and the crowd is still marking for what just happened when they realize he's going high risk. There are trash cans and tacks and glass all over the ring, as Harold gets up and sees Bates on the ladder.
Kelly Fox: HE IS UP THERE!
Harold gets up, and begins climbing the other side of the ladder, going up to join Bates at the top. They are on an extra-high ladder, almost 20 feet off the mat. Both men are trading punches on top of the ladder. They look tired, they look weary, and the fans can't get enough.
Eric Hardy: This could end VERY badly for both of them.
Kelly Fox: As long as Bates can't show for Fallout it'll be fine, this was what we were supposed to do. DESTROY Kristoff at ALL COSTS.
Eric Hardy: Even at the cost of Gib?
Kelly Fox: ALL COSTS!
Bates hits Harold with a great headbutt that dazes Harold. Bates uses the opportunity to rip the Harold mask from Gib and he grabs his face, realizing his power is gone. Bates headbutts him and Gib falls to the mat, 20 feet below.
Kelly Fox: NO!
Eric Hardy: Sorry, Kelly, it looks like this is over.
Bates looks down, and then at the crowd, who is erupting in a huge nCw Chant enough to shake the rafters. Bates flies off the top of the ladder, and rotates twice before hitting the SWINGLINE STAPLER PRESS from the 20 foot ladder! The crowd starts a HOLY SH*T chant again as he covers for the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner: Kristoff Liam Bates by pinfall
Kelly Fox: NO!!!!! HE DID NOT WIN! NO!
Eric Hardy: Feel bad?