
Eric Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another amazing episode of Collision. What a night we had last week at Reborn when we watched so much transpire. We have a new Xtreme Champion in JackHammer, we have a new X Division Champion in Xavier Williams and we have a new National Champion in JFK. It truly was an evening of rebirth in nCw as we saw so many things change hands.
Kelly Fox: Indeed but we amazingly still have the same World Champion. Lance Ryan defeated his long time friend and long time nemesis Reckless Jack in what will easily be a match of the year candidate. Those two men tore the entire ring apart pulling out all of the stops in their two of three falls match. I would venture to say that we perhaps have never had a match steal a show in quite the way that their match stole the show Eric. Lance or Reckless Jack could have easily come out as the winner, and many would suggest that Lance is lucky to still have a career, much less his world title.
{Kelly is cut off as the arena lights go black and the fans start to cheer as they realize that the first nCw wrestler is about to make his appearance. "Run" by Day of Fire begins to play and a bright shower of Pyro begins to fall onto the entranceway to the arena and the fans begins to go crazy for the nCw World Champion before he is even visible. The lights in the arena slowly come up as Lance slowly makes his way out onto the ramp. He is dressed in a black suit and has the World Championship slung over his shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks out into the crowd as the flashbulbs are going off and the crowd is on their feet.}
Eric Hardy: You know. The longer that his career goes on, the more that I think I see signs of his old love for the business creeping back in Kelly. I am starting to wonder if we are moments away all the time from hearing that he has no plans to leave this company behind.
{Lance slowly makes his way down the ramp, he has a bandage on his head from where he was busted open in the match at Reborn. He slaps hands with the fans on his way down to the ring and then goes up the ring steps and enters the ring. He reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out a microphone and turns it on. He looks out into the crowd that is still on their feet and chanting "Thank you Lance, thank you Lance, Thank you Lance". Lance smiles and then motions for them to sit down and let him speak.}
Lance Ryan: Ironically, that is what I am out here to say. I do not wish to thank myself however, I have something else in mind. First of all I want to thank each and every one of you out there because let's be honest, without a hot crowd and without people that are paying to see us every night, we really are nothing. So thank you all for following our careers.
{Lance puts the microphone down on the mat for a moment and claps in the ring, motioning to the fans on each side of the ring and then claps for the fans watching at home. Lance then picks the microphone up off the mat once again.}
Lance Ryan: I also have another thank you to hand out, that one goes to the man that took me to every limit that I have at Reborn. In that match I proved that even though I am aging I can still pull out amazing matches when my opponent is talented and as outstanding as my last one was. This past Sunday Reckless Jack showed me that not only do I still have the ability to wrestle with the best of them, I also have the ability to steal the show on occasion. That match was easily one of the best of my entire career and one that I know I will reflect back on when my time here comes to an end.
I am not going to come out here and pretend that everything is rosy between Jack and I, quite the contrary, we proved once again that as history has shown, World Titles destroy friendships. For years RJ and myself have been like brothers and one bitter match tore a lot of that apart. Jack became consumed with winning my title and ending my career and I became entrenched with the fact that my time was not yet over. Due to the rift that came between us, I don't pretend that Reckless Jack is going to come out here and have a love-in with me, he has evolved into a very proud man and due to that, I decided to simply come out here and show my appreciation for the man, the wrestler and the competitor that is Reckless Jack. Jacko, you brought out the best in me at Reborn, you brought me to a level that I think I have never been at before and may never reach again. For that, again, I thank you.
{Lance puts down the microphone and leads the fans now in a chant. "Thank you RJ, Thank you RJ, Thank you RJ". Lance then goes to exit the ring but is stopped as "Head On To Heartache (Let Them Rot)" hits the PA System. The entire arena now falls almost to complete silence in an epic moment as Reckless Jack shows up at the top of the ramp. He looks down at Lance inside the ring and has an emotionless expression upon his face. The fans, who were caught up in thanking Reckless Jack are now caught between a rock and a hard place and are unsure whether to cheer or boo the man that they love to hate. Reckless Jack slowly starts to make his way down the ramp now and Lance seems a bit pensive over the situation. He takes his World Title and places it on the mat in one of the corners. He picks up the microphone again and watches as RJ rolls into the ring and is standing across the ring and looking at lance now with same expressionless look on his face.}
Kelly Fox: This is an extremely volatile situation here right now. These two men took it to a new level last week and here they are only seven days removed and back in the same ring together. How is Reckless Jack going to react to this show of appreciation from the world champion?
Lance Ryan: Look, RJ, I am really not prepared for a fight right now. I just wanted to let you know that I realize that I easily could have lost to you at Reborn. I also wanted you to know that had that have happened it would have been a great honor for me to go out at your hands. You have always known that I have thought you are one of the best.
{RJ seems to ignore Lance and we realize that he is staring past Lance and at the nCw World Title that is on the ground behind the champ. Reckless Jack walks around Lance now and picks the World Title up off of the ground. Lance is watching RJ intently now, seemingly ready for a fight now that RJ has his title in his hands. RJ stares down at the title and then looks up at Lance now. He stares deep into the eyes of Lance, seemingly looking for something and then he reaches his hand out to the Champion. Lance looks at RJ now and then reaches out as well and the two men shake hands. The crowd now erupts and is electric. It's as though they were waiting for a reason to cheer the entire time. RJ now takes the World Title and places it back on the shoulder of Lance who drops his microphone seemingly satisfied now and turns to leave the ring. As he steps one foot out onto the apron RJ grabs Lance by the shoulder and the cheering stops as the fans fear what RJ has in mind here. Lance looks out to the crowd with a pensive look now and he steps back into the ring. RJ has the microphone now.}
Reckless Jack: Lance. Relax bro. I am not looking for a fight. I just want to leave a thought in your head. Last month is in the past now, I gave it my run. You need to think about something carefully now. The Empire is after your World Title, that is obvious to everyone…that means that we have common enemies…
{No sooner do the words leave RJ's mouth than he rolls out of the ring leaving Lance in the ring thinking over those comments.}
Eric Hardy: He is right Kelly, common enemies…can these two work together against a common goal this soon after their epic battle at Reborn?
Kelly Fox: Personally I think that this is just more games from Reckless Jack, Lance needs to take a wait and see attitude with this man in my opinion. Time will tell though, one thing is for sure, Lance is going to need some allies in his war with The Empire.
Eric Hardy: Well Kelly, I think it's time I asked about your father before this next match.
Kelly Fox: My dad is doing just fine Hardy, he's recovering nicely, however the doctors ordered him to stay away from stress, which obviously means nCw. He'll be here later tonight to make an announcement from my understanding.
Eric Hardy: What about?
Kelly Fox: I honestly don't know he wouldn't tell me.
Eric Hardy: Fair enough, it's about that time anyway, our first match of the night a hardcore elimination match between The Dark Tiger, Mr. Showtime and Mark Evil.
Kelly Fox: This should be a good one, but I kinda feel for these guys, Mark Evil has been on a violent rampage as of late….
Eric Hardy: He's definitely seemed to have snapped
The crowd is deathly silent as the beginning guitar lick of Tear Away by Drowning Pool hits. There are mixed reactions from the crowd, some cheers, some boos.
As soon as the opening line is said, red, orange and yellow multicolored pyros begin to shot from the front and sides of the stage, firing straight up. Then, the entire stage is engulfed in flames, shooting from every pour of the stage.
"I'm tearing away
Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster you can't seem to get away
Break
Hope there's a reason
For questions unanswered I just don't see everything
Yes I'm inside you "
The fire splits in the middle as Mark Evil walks out onto the stage, looking off into the crowd. He continues down onto the ramp as the fire builds back up. As he walks down the ramp, the fire behind him slowly dies down.
Tell me how does it feel to feel like this
Just like I do
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
Do I really want this
Sometimes I scare myself I just can't let it go
Can you believe it
Mark Evil stops just before the ring and slowly walks over to the stairs. He slowly walks up them and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He then raises he arms, and as soon as they drop, the stage and ring posts erupt in bright red pyros, shooting off in all directions. Mark then stops and looks around in the crowd with an evil smirk on his face. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.
Everything happens for reasons I just don't know
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone or anything but me
Damn I love me
Eric Hardy: Speaking of the devil Kelly, Mark Evil is in the ring and ……
Kelly Fox: He looks ready to inflict some pain.
Eric Hardy: Thanks.
{For Whom the Bell Tolls begins blaring over the PA system. The lights go out and about a minute into the theme song the lights go back on and Dark Tiger is already in the ring.}
Your TV screen goes to black and white, in widescreen and HD (where available) to be able to handle the gloriousness that is... Mr. Showtime.)
"Don't you wanna be meeeee..!??"
(Mr. Showtime emerges from backstage. Walks slowly, letting the crowd take in the awesomeness. He stops, surveying the captive audience. Then raises his arms in greatness as the pyro rain comes down from the Titantron.)
"I see.. the way... you look at me...
You envy me... (you envy me..)
And it's killing you... (eating you alive)
You know it makes me smile..
When I look in the mirror
Thinking how good it is to be king.."
(Mr. Showtime casually walks to the ring, without a care in the world. After all, these people paid to see him, and only him. He slowly walks up the stairs, and enters the ring.)
"And don't you wish you were me..
The King of all you see..
Don't you wish you were me..
It ain't that easy..
Don't think you'll ever be..
Anything a man should be..
Don't you wish you me?
Keep dreamin..
You'll never be me!"
(Mr. Showtime walks across the ring to the far turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope, leans back, and strikes a pose for the fans as pyro rain falls from the ceiling around the ring. He hops down, and waits for his next hapless opponent.)
Kelly Fox: Alright Hardy, that's everybody, this Hardcore match is ready to go!
Eric Hardy: I've been looking forward to this.
{The match kicks off as Showtime rushes Mark Evil apparently Irate from what happened on Wired last week, Mark Evil however is prepared and kicks out his leg catching Showtime right in his "goods" Showtime slumps over as Evil jumps to the mat and slides out of the ring, from behind Dark Tiger rolls showtime up with a school boy and the referee for the contest begins the count 1….2… but "The Legend" doesn't become the first fall. Meanwhile Mark Evil reaches under the ring and pulls out a table that he slides under the bottom rope, Evil reaches back under and this time has a Singapore cane in his hand and Evil is back in the ring. By this time Dark Tiger has Showtime back to his feet and here comes Mark Evil from behind, Evil takes a huge swing but Tiger somehow sees it coming and gets out of the way and Evil ends up clocking Showtime who staggers backwards and falls against the ropes, Evil takes the point of the cane and jabs it the throat of Showtime who flips over the top rope from the force of the blow. Evil turns but there is Dark Tiger, the bigger man yakuza kicks Evil sending him to the mat and the cane into the air, which he catches. Tiger pulls Evil up from behind and puts the cane across his throat and gives him a Russian leg sweep with the cane. Tiger covers and Dafoe gets into place to make the count 1…..2…..**but Mark Evil won't go away that easily**}
Eric Hardy: Wow Kelly….
Kelly Fox: What's on your mind Hardy?
Eric Hardy: I just realized that it's very seldom that we see somebody who beats Evil in the size department…..
Kelly Fox: Yeah, this Dark Tiger is a huge guy. Seven feet tall, is nothing to laugh at….
{Tiger pulls Evil back up off the mat and irish whips him, Evil bounces off the ropes but from outside Showtime pulls Evil's foot out from under him and Evil lands flat on his face, Tiger runs to the opposite side ropes and bounces off he comes back and delivers a leg drop to the back of Evil's head, Showtime reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair that he slides into the ring and Dark Tiger picks it up. Evil rolls over and pulls himself up but as soon as he turns to face Tiger he takes a chair shot to the head that has him staggering. Tiger lifts again and brings the chair crashing down on Evil's head again, this time Evil falls to one knee. Tiger lifts the chair again and again smashes into Evil's face and AGAIN! Finally bringing Evil down to the mat, Dark Tiger covers and Dafoe counts, 1….2….. but Evil kicks out! Tiger can't believe and while he was on the attack he hasn't noticed that Showtime has gotten back on the apron and has climbed to the top turnbuckle. Showtime screams just as Tiger stands up and gets his attention, Tiger turns and just as he does Showtime has turned around and comes off the ropes with a moonsault attack and connects! Tiger falls flat on his back and Showtime stays on to and hooks a leg the referee counts 1….2….. but Tiger kicks out!
Kelly Fox: Holy hell, I could have sworn Showtime was going to eliminate Tiger with that one.
Eric Hardy: Apparently Tiger wasn't ready for his night to end.
{Showtime lifts Tigers head putting him in a kneeling position he runs and bounces off the back set of ropes he comes back bounces off the near ropes and then plants both of his feet square in the face of Tiger sending him hard back down to the mat! Showtime covers again, 1….2….. but again Tiger kicks out! Showtime springs to his feet he pulls on Tiger bringing him back to his feet, Showtime has him up but Tiger takes Showtime under the arm and gives him a big hip toss that sends him back first down to the mat! Then from behind Tiger is lifted high into the air and thrown back first against the mat with a big time full nelson slam by Mark Evil who is back to his feet! Evil goes to his table from earlier and puts it up in the corner.}
Eric Hardy: Evil is back up and he looks ready for something here Kelly!
Kelly Fox: Whenever Evil gets that looks in his eyes, I generally feel fear, because there is no telling what he's about to do.
Eric Hardy: Oh, I can tell you one thing that he plans on doing…. Putting somebody through that table.
Kelly Fox: How he plans on doing it is the question, though.
{Showtime is back to his feet holding the small of his back in pain, he turns around and takes a hard knee to the stomach from Evil. Evil takes Showtimes arm and throws him hard into the corner sending him back first against the table he set up. Evil gets a running head start and puts Showtime through with a spear! Evil covers and this looks over for Showtime, 1…..2…… but no! Showtime somehow gets his shoulder off the mat! Evil looks furious, and rolls out of the ring, he looks the ring over and smiles sadistically as he reaches under and pulls out the barbwire wrapped steel chair! Evil slides back into the ring and sees Tiger getting back up to his feet, Evil brings the chair back and takes a big swing that Tiger again somehow avoids, the chair crashes against the ground causing Mark to drop the chair, Evil turns and takes a kick in the stomach and Tiger puts Evil's head between his legs. Tiger lifts Evil off the mat and holds his torso against Evil's back and walks into position, Tiger jumps into the air and puts Evil's head right into the barb wire and steel with a jumping pile driver! Evil is busted open and is holding his head in pain as Tiger holds his buttocks from landing on some of the barb wire. Tiger recovers and manages to cover Evil for a 1…..2…..and that's all!}
Eric Hardy: Are you kidding me!? Evil kicked out of that!?
Kelly Fox: Tiger tried to drive Evil straight to the depths of hell, little does he know, Mark Evil takes vacations in hell, he's perfectly at home there.
Eric Hardy: Must be, because I don't see how he could escape that otherwise.
Kelly Fox: Sometimes you just have to chalk it up to Mark Evil being Mark Evil.
Eric Hardy: I guess you have a point.
{Tiger can't believe his eyes as he gets back to his feet and violently kicks Evil right in the side. Tiger reaches down and pulls the barbwire chair off the mat and raises it high and brings it crashing down, but Evil throws up his hands and catches it! With his bare hands, Evil holds onto the chair tightly, Evil rolls over and pushes himself up off the mat using just his leg strength while the barbwire is being pushes deeper into his palms. Evil is up face to face with Tiger and begins slamming the chair into his own face, with blood splattering everywhere. Tiger looks confused as Evil pulls hard taking the chair out of Tigers hands and then stares at him with a sadistic grin going from ear to ear. Evil drives the point of the chair into the gut of Tiger, Evil puts the barbwire chair into position on the mat and pulls Tiger up onto his shoulders and is looking for an Evil DriverII onto the chair! Evil walks into position but from behind Mr. Showtime pulls Tiger off of Evil's shoulders! Evil turns around and takes a double kick into the stomach, Dark Tiger puts Evil's head between his legs again and pulls Evil up, Showtime helps for extra leverage as the bring Evil hard to the ground with a double powerbomb onto the barbwire chair! Evil doesn't move, not even making a grimace of pain as Tiger suddenly jabs Showtime in the eye and then covers Evil 1….2….3! And Mark Evil is eliminated.}
Eric Hardy: There goes Mark Evil finally, he had been unstoppable it seemed throughout that match.
Kelly Fox: Oh, those two were sure glad to get him out of this match I can guarantee you that.
Eric Hardy: I trust you, I assure you.
{Mr. Showtime his holding his eye in pain from the attack by Tiger when Tiger gets back to his feet. Showtime turns and somehow manages to run under a kick of darkness attempt, Showtime turns and throws quick punches that have Tiger rocking as soon as he turns, but Tiger has enough and takes Showtime by the head and then lifts a knee while pulling Show's head down and connects the two! Showtime flies backwards holding his nose, which appears to be trickling blood now. Tiger makes a cutting motion with his thumb across his throat signaling this could be all. Dark pulls Show back to his feet and puts Showtime's head between his legs and is looking for a Dark Twister, however he can't get Showtime up because Showtime has a the brakes on, Showtime uses everything he has and lifts Tiger off the ground and flips him over! Tiger hits hard but quickly rolls over and back to his feet, but Showtime is not where he was by now he takes off running and hits the ropes to Tiger's back and just as Tiger is getting to his feet he connects with a Blockbuster that puts Tiger's face into the barbwire chair now! The fans jump to their feet as Showtime covers 1….2….3! Winner: Mr. Showtime!}
Eric Hardy: Are you kidding me! Mr. Showtime has done it! The smallest man in this Hardcore match was able to pull this win out…. Unbelievable.
Kelly Fox: Showtime showed some real heart there, from kicking out of that spear through the table to somehow managing to hit the Blockbuster…..
Eric Hardy: He was without a doubt supberb tonight, that's obvious. However, Kelly… as much as we are enjoying this moment, I've gotten word it's time for out first commercial break.
Kelly Fox: Danggit.
{Showtime is having his arm raised in the ring when out of nowhere Mark Evil begins a violent attack from behind with the barb wire steel chair, the referee tries to get Evil to stop but Evil shoves him away. Security begins rushing to the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Come on Mark this is getting out of hand!
Kelly Fox: Somebody put a stop to this….
{As security begins to restrain Evil, nCw, finally cuts to the commercial break that Hardy had promised.}
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Eric Hardy: Let's get right down to our next match. A hard core triple threat. First, we got Reckoning.[color=red]
Just Don't Give A F*** by Eminem blares over the loud speakers and Reckoning steps out to a mixed reaction. He starts walking and dancing to the beat. He turns around and points to the stage along with the beat then claps a few times then points again and a huge pyro shoots down in back of him from the rafters, just missing him as he walks down the ramp. He walks down the ramp to the beat holding his middle fingers up in the air. He runs and jumps through the middle rope. He stands up and points his index,thumb, and middle fingers up on each hand and point to the beat. He runs and jumps on the top rope. He points to the crowd pointing to the beat. He does that on all 4 top ropes and jumps down as the song fades.
Kelly Fox: Next up, the king douche himself, Rob Diamond.
The intro to I.V. by X-Japan begins as the lights go very dim. When the intro stops and the music begins a spot light shines on the stage where Rob Diamon now stands with his arms stretched out. He looks all around before throwing his arms down accompanied by some pyro. He makes his way down the ramp slapping the hands of those who are reaching. Diamond rolls in under neath the bottom rope and stands up. He stretches out again and turns around and around so the whole arena can take him in. Some fans cheer, other boo, Rob is in different as he waits to begins the match.
Eric Hardy: Lastly, I expect to see this man dish out allot of punishment.
Kelly Fox: You know he'll be looking to get right back in the Xtreme Title hunt.
Eric Hardy: And this is the match to do it in.
Kelly Fox: The mountain of muscle.
Eric Hardy: Here comes Jackhammer.
Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain and head down the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.
Eric Hardy: There are no rules here, something all three men and the fans should enjoy.
Kelly Fox: A decent match for a change?
Eric Hardy: Something you'll enjoy.
All three men are in the ring and looking at each other. The ref rings the bell. Rob and Reckoning point to one another and then to Jackhammer. Jackhammer charges Reckoning, Rob comes in from the side with a shoulder block, Reckoning with a drop kick. Jackhammer goes down. Rob goes to shake Reckoning's hand, but Reckoning slaps it away and grabs Rob's head while dropping down on his knees so Rob's chin bashes into the top of Reckoning's head. Rob stumbles holding his chin as Reckoning springs back up and spears Rob into the corner. Rob screams and holds his chest. Reckoning is up and so is Jackhammer. Jackhammer clubs Reckoning in the back then Irish whips him into Rob who is sitting in the corner. Jackhammer goes to the opposite corner, turns, and rushes at Reckoning and Rob, Reckoning baseball slides under Jackhammer and Jackhammer buries his knees in Rob's chest and throat. Rob again in tremendous pain rolls to the outside.
Kelly: That little shrimp is taking a beating tonight.
Eric Hardy: With bruised ribs, he shouldn't even be out here.
Kelly Fox: Dumbass.
Eric Hardy: I suppose. Look at Reckoning.
Kelly Fox: That little basterd, he just jumped on Jackhammer's back and locked in a choke hold.
Eric Hardy: Let's see if Jackhammer can hold out.
Jackhammer is struggling a little. Jackhammer's reaches back and grabs Reckoning's head. He approaches the ropes and snapmares Reckoning right over the top rope and to the outside. Reckoning lands hard on his ass. Jackhammer waits. Reckoning starts to get up. Jackhammer goes to the opposite side of the ring, begins pushing on the ropes with his back.
Eric Hard: Jackhammer is a big guy, and he looks to be planning something big here.
Kelly Fox: Big dumb ox.
Eric Hardy: He is nothing of the sort.
Kelly Fox: We'll see about that.
Eric Hardy: WHAT THE HELL! Jackhammer just springs off the ropes at full speed, HE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND SPEARS RECKONING THROUGH THE GUARD RAILS!!! OHH MY GOD!!!
Kelly Fox: Not so dumb, I guess.
Eric Hardy: He may have just killed Reckoning, and himself.
Kelly Fox: Then I guess Rob wins.
Eric Hardy: My God, Jackhammer is getting up, the fans love it. Listen.
N-C-DUB! N-C-DUB!
Eric Hardy: Jesus…
Kelly Fox: One more god reference.
Jackhammer is almost right to his feet. The entire first two rows of fans have been displaced as two whole sections of guard rail have been bent nearly in half by the giant Jackhammer and Reckoning. Reckoning seems to be motionless on the ground. Jackhammer goes for a pin. Diamond is up.
One, Two, NO!
Diamond leaps with a double axe handle and breaks it up. The crowd is still going nuts for Jackhammer. Rob holds chest and gets to his feet. Jackhammer is right up, he grabs Rob around the throat. Rob kicks him in the mid section and DDTs him right onto some guard rail. Rob goes for a pin but Jackhammer quickly kicks out. Reckoning begins to move a little. Rob goes to pin him but Jackhammer breaks the right up. Jackhammer grabs Rob by the hair and stands him up. Jackhammer lands a hard right hand right into Rob's sternum. Rob doubles over and Jackhammer pump handle slams Rob Diamond and goes right for a pin.
One, Two, Reckoning breaks it up.
Eric Hardy: Back and forth. I love it. These three men are all looking to prove something.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, that Jackhammer deserves another title shot, and that the other two don't suck. Too bad their all wrong.
Eric Hardy: Always the optimist.
Reckoning doesn't look any better than Rob, but Jackhammer is still unscathed. Reckoning begins to exchange blows with Jackhammer. But the big man gains the advantage quick, using his brute strength to over come Reckoning. Reckoning goes for another drop kick, but Jackhammer just side steps it. Reckoning lands hard on the mat. Rob is off to the side digging under the ring. Reckoning is up, Jackhammer goes for a hip toss, Reckoning lands on his feet, next to Rob, Rob pops up with a chair and cracks it right over Reckoning's back. Reckoning falls forward into Jackhammer's waiting hand, Jackhammer pulls Reckoning up turns and choke slams him right on top of the fallen guard rails. Rob cracks Jackhammer. Jackhammer only flinches.
Kelly Fox: Not too smart.
Eric Hardy: Rob Diamond fancies himself a hero, too bad he doesn't have any powers.
Kelly Fox: Sure he does, incompetence. He's too damn dumb to run.
Eric Hardy: Not a super power.
Kelly Fox: It isn't? Either way.
Eric Hardy: What?
Kelly Fox: Huh?
Eric Hardy: Either way what?
Kelly Fox: Can we please get back to the match.
Eric Hardy: Rob just nailed Jackhammer again. Jackhammer doesn't even move. Rob swings again, but jackhammer just caught the chair. This is going to be bad. Jackhammer has the chair and just bent it in half over Diamond's head. First a car and now this.
Kelly Fox: He asked for it. Moron.
Rob drops down to his knees. Jackhammer throws the chair off to the side. Rob swings his right hand, Jackhammer catches it in his fist. Jackhammer Irish whips Diamond hard right into the near by steel steps, Rob goes knee first up and over onto his back. Rob starts to roll around in pain. Jackhammer heads towards Rob. Reckoning crawls to the ring and starts to look around underneath. He pulls out what appears to be a lead pipe.
ric Hardy: This is about to get very bad for somebody.
Kelly Fox: I like it.
Eric Hardy: As expected. I always found it to be amazing how something as simple as no rules evens out everyone's chances.