nCw: Collision

{Collision erupts onto the screen, fireworks are flying around everywhere as the camera pans the crowd and sees their cheering faces. We finally settle in on Kelly, Eric, and Willy.}

Kelly Knite: Welcome fans to another exciting week of Collision action!

Eric Hardy: We've got a great show for you tonight fans.

Willy Carter: One that will pale in comparison to the news of the day...

Kelly Knite: A good day... amazing news, and now we can celebrate with some NCW action!

MATCH ONE
Xander Famularro vs. STEVE AWESOME
Singles Match

{March of the Pigs by Nine Inch Nails begins playing, Xander walks to the ring and awaits his opponent}

Eric Hardy: The 2011 Gladiator is in the house.

Kelly Knite: Xander shocked the world by winning the Coliseum two weeks ago.

Willy Carter: But he has to actually defeat Rob Diamond before he does anything.

*All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.

“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”

Awesome slides into the ring, ending the slide in the middle of the ring. He gets up on his knees as a slow motion effect begins and wind begins to blow his hair. He puts his arms out and flexes as blue and green pyro rain down from the ceiling.

Regrets, I've had mine

Lonely nights and a whole lot of wasted time If you see her won't you tell her for me It's better this way to avoid our misery

Eric Hardy: Well Steve Awesome has a microphone.

Kelly Knite: yay….

Willy Carter: YAY!

Steve Awesome: TRENT!!!!!!! I’m not finished with you! Not by a long shot! First I deal with this doucher….

He points at Xander.

Steve Awesome: Then I find you and deal with you!

He drops the mic and motions for Xander to bring it. The bell rings and Xander sprints after Steve and levels him with a huge clothesline. Awesome goes down and Xander picks him back up and biel tosses him into the corner and squashes Steve with a big man clothesline. Xander grabs Steve by the throat again and biel tosses him straight to the middle of the ring. Steve lands hard on his back as he screams out in pain.

Eric Hardy: Well Xander utilizing his strength advantage.

Kelly Knite: A few more moves like that and Xander will take this.

Willy Carter: Steve is a hall of famer, he can get past a brute like Xander.

Xander stomps over to Steve and tries to pick him up but Steve surprises him with a small package. 1...2.….but Xander kicks out. Xander grabs Steve by the head and pulls him up to his feet but the Hall of Famer sends a couple punches to the mid section of Xander. Xander hunches over and Awesome nails him with a rising knee to the face. Xander stumbles back and Awesome runs the ropes and comes back and hit’s a flip over bull dog on the Gladiator.

Eric Hardy: Xander eats some mat there.

Kelly Knite: Seems like Steve is picking up the pace here in this match.

Willy Carter: He needs to in order to survive.

Awesome goes for the cover 1.…2.….but Xander uses his strength to press Steve off of him and out of the pin. Xander starts getting back up but Steve is back to his feet and nails a quick dropkick to the face of the Gladiator. Xander hit’s the mat and Steve is quick with a leg drop across the neck of Xander. Xander covers his neck as Steve does his best to drag the seven footer to his feet. He does so but Xander shoves him back against the ropes and on the return he nails Steve with a big boot. Steve goes down and Xander looks for an elbow drop and it hits its mark. Steve curls up as Xander grips him by the hair and pulls him up, but Steve is quick with a thumb to the eye that loosens the grip that Xander had. Awesome runs to the ropes and looks for the Heart Attack but Xander catches him and slams him down with a sidewalk slam.

Eric Hardy: Xander is finding his groove now.

Kelly Knite: You mean the groove he made in the ring with Awesome’s body?

Willy Carter: You guys are ridiculous. Steve has this.

Awesome groans in pain as he slowly tries to create distance between himself and Xander. But Xander doesn’t plan on letting that happen. He walks over and grabs Steve again and nails him with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. Steve staggers forward again trying to get away from Xander but he keeps the assault coming. Xander grabs Steve and drops him with an atomic drop. Steve stumbles forward and Xander starts telling the crowd that he’s ready to end it with one punch.

Eric Hardy: Xander looking to decapitate Steve with the Widowmaker.

Willy Carter: But Steve isn’t even married!

Kelly Knite: Shut up Willy!

Xander sets it up and swings but Steve dodges it with a matrix like back bend! Xander’s momentum swings him completely around and Steve uses the extra two seconds and blasts the big man with the Jawbreaker super kick! Xander falls to the mat, Steve falls on top of him. 1.….2.….Xander still kicks out!

Eric Hardy: Xander kicks out! The 2011 Gladiator just kicked out!

Kelly Knite: Like father, like son.

Willy Carter: How did he……Steve just…..wow!

Awesome looks up at the ref like he cant believe what just happened. He grips his hair as Xander starts to stir. He starts punching Xander but Xander just seems to battle through it. Xander is up to his feet and Awesome is still sending punches but Xander shoves Steve back and Steve comes back after Xander but Xander hoists Steve up to his shoulders! He looks at the turnbuckle and tosses him right into it with the Harpoon! But Steve manages to land on his feet on the turnbuckle. Xander comes in but Steve nails a hard back kick to the jaw of Xander who falls to the mat. Steve climbs up the rest of the way and BLAM Wrath of the Dragon! That moonsault into a double foot stomp lands perfectly on the chest of the seven footer. Steve hooks the leg. 1.…2.…..3!!!!

Eric Hardy: Steve did it! He just defeated the nCw Gladiator!

Kelly Knite: Maybe he should be the one going to A Night to Remember to face the champion?

Willy Carter: That’s what I’m saying!

Steve stands up but he doesn’t have much time to celebrate because Trent Helms comes out of nowhere and clotheslines him out of the ring! The crowd goes crazy as Trent dives over the top rope and cross body’s Steve on the floor. Trent starts hammering the Face of the Franchise with punches. Steve manages to scramble out of the way and he tries to get out of there but Trent runs up and dropkicks him in the back and he rolls up the ramp some more. Trent takes him back stage where security head them off!

Eric Hardy: Well security breaks up this fight before it gets bad.

Kelly Knite: Gotta hand it to our great security team. Always there when we need them.

Willy carter: Don’t speak so soon.

Steve and Trent both manage to break loose of security and then go right back after each other! They take off fighting down the hall.

SEGMENT
VENOM
No Unlucky

Kelly Knite: I don't know what is going on but next up is a great match up.

Eric Hardy: I've been looking foreword to this match all week. Next up is...

{Eric Hardy is cut off as the arena lights dim and the sounds of a jet about to take off is heard over the sound system. The engines of the jet roar and take off followed by the voice of Xzibit. The NCW Tron lights up with the name 'Venom' and black spiders begin to fill the screen until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen. Venom then walks out onto the stage with the National Championship draped over his shoulder and dressed in one of his many expensive suits with a pair of sunglasses to block the flash bulbs. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises his arms out to each side as Green pyro shoot up from the stage behind him. He drops his arms as the last pyro hits and looks from left to right at the screaming crowd and then reaches up and brushes his shoulder off before running and sliding into the ring. He pops up in the center of the ring and hops around before posing with his arms stretched out one more time before his music is cut off.}

Kelly Knite: We were looking foreword to a quality match and instead we get the weekly appearance of Venom to stroke his own ego.

Willy Carter: This man just might be, no, is the greatest National Champion this company has seen. Give him some respect when he comes out here to speak.

Kelly Knite: I'll shove him respect when he deserves it.

Venom: Welcome everyone to the show that the stars the greatest group New Championship Wrestling has ever seen, the Young Guns.

{Venom stops and poses and soaks up the boos as the crowd roars with jeers. Venom grins as his motions with his hands for them to give him more and the fans oblige.}

Venom: I stand here before you on my week off because as the leader of the greatest group in this company I never truly get a week off. I am here because as the leader of a group that wins even when it loses, I need to be here for my stable mates and associates. I know, that last part may confuse some of you imbeciles in the crowd out there, but all you have to do to understand what I just said is to look at last week.

{Venom points up to the big screen and smiles as images flash of the Young Guns and Everysense dismantling Adam, Trent, and DDK last week. The crowd boos the photos and Venom continues to grin in the center of the ring.}

Venom: Last week the legendary and undefeated Knitemare of Helms Street continued there streak by pinning me after what some people are calling a stroke of bad luck. In the end though it was the Young Guns and there hired gun Lex Sense that were left standing. Wins and loses truly mean nothing to me at this point because as of right now I am still the hottest thing going in this company and there is no one that can stop me. Why do you think this company has failed to find anyone that can beat me for my National Championship? Why do you think they have yet to announce a number on contender? I'll tell you why, because there is no one left who wants to even take a shot at me. There is no one left who can even stand toe to toe with me in this ring.

{The crowd boos as Venom paces casually in the ring.}

Venom: Be honest here people, who are the big boys in the back going to get to face me at a Night to Remember? Faclon? I just beat him. Paul Star? Beat him in the same match as Falcon. Trent Helms is to busy with Steve Awesome. I've retired the original National Champion Jack Manson. The under achiever who tried to take me on but failed to even earn a shot is now gunning for the Tag Titles with my associate Lex. Andrew Jacobsen has sadly failed to many times and is now going to be re-groomed by yours truly to change his ways. Honestly, whose left? No one else is going to step up to the plate, even with this ridiculous 'Curse' of bad luck.

{The crowd suddenly is clued in and begins chanting 'Bad Luck' over and over again and Venom's smile finally fades and frustration is shown all over his face.}

Venom: You want to know why I'm not afraid of a little bad luck? You want to know why this curse isn't going to and never has effected me? It's not because I didn't know about it. It's because I have something my father, uncle, grandfather, and whoever else in my family tree has been effected by this affliction had. I have a killer instinct. I have a killer instinct that I inherited from my mothers side of the family. My father and uncle were weak but I'm not weak! I'm the leader of the greatest stable the wrestling industry has ever seen damn it! I'm the greatest National Champion this company has ever had!

{The crowds chants pick up and even Kelly Knite joins in at the announcers table with the chanting crowd.}

Willy Carter: Way to be a non bias announcer Kelly.

Kelly Knite: The man orchestrated an attack on my husband last week. He through my non bias out the window.

Willy Carter: This is ridiculous.

Kelly Knite: No, what's ridiculous is a grown man throwing down the mic and throwing a fit because of a crowd chanting at him.

Eric Hardy: It does seem that Venom can't handle the pressure from the crowd and he appears to be leaving the ringside area.

{Venom snaps at some fans at ringside as he exits the ring and walks up the ramp. Venom snarls at the cameraman at the top of the ramp as he walks past it and exits through the curtain.}

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Kelly Knite: Welcome back... I don't know what's going on between Trent and Steve... but we have our second match to get to.

MATCH TWO
ALEX JONES vs. FREAKKE
Singles Match

Freakke is already in the ring

Freakke is already in the ring"(Switch back) (Switch back) (Switch back) (Switch back)

Freakke is already in the ringI've made a choice that I regret Now, what I see is what I get

Freakke is already in the ring(It's too late to look back) (I've got no way to switch back) It's too late to look back, ain't Okay, I got no way to (switch back)"

Freakke is already in the ring{"The American Nightmare" Alex Jones emerges in a short sleeveless orange vest with a hood covering his facial features and black tracksuit pants, Shelly Jones his wife and manager makes her way down with him, Alex leaps up onto the ring apron, climbs between the ropes and flips his hood back before removing the vest and pants}

Freakke is already in the ring"Switch back) (Switch back)

Freakke is already in the ringWait, how can it be too Late? 'Cause I don't want to Play with such a price to Pay

Freakke is already in the ringIt's too late to look back (too) Late to) Ain't Okay, I got no way to (switch back)"

Eric Hardy: Alex Jones is here and looking to get back to winning form

Kelly Knite: Yeah, He's had quite a series of setbacks the past few months, coming so close once again to winning the nCw Title, then losing to Rob Diamond in his chance to get another shot, finally falling short in the Colisseum

Willy Carter: Yeah, It's time to get in the back of the line, Alex.

Eric Hardy: We also need to inform you, Xavier Cross who was schedule to be apart of this match, couldn't make it with us, as we have had no contract with him this entire week..

Kelly Knite: Whatever is up with Xavier, we wish you well...

Willy Carter: In all future Endeavors.

Freakke is already in the ringThe bell rings as Johnni Lei calls for the bell, as Freakke throws a quick kick, right to the leg of Alex Jones, which staggers him, Freakke quickly nails a dropkick to the same leg, taking Alex down, before he runs off the ropes, with jones back to him, Freakke springboards off the ropes, going for a big clothline, when suddenly, Alex turns around, swinging his leg and catching Freakke right with the AJ-guri...

Eric Hardy: He really can hit it out of nowhere

Willy Carter: I think he knocked the facepaint off of Freakke...

Freakke is already in the ringAlex pulls Freakke up, who nearly isn't moving at this point, and quickly drives him face first into the mat with the Time to Burn....He quickly makes the cover....One....Two....Three!

Eric Hardy: In quick Fashion Alex Jones get back to his winning ways.

Kelly Knite: In the clown defense, he was perhaps prepared to face two men at a time, a situlation Freakke usually thrives in, so he was caught off-guard.

Willy Carter: Rookie Mistake, you gotta be prepared for anything...

Kelly Knite: Well we will be back after this commercial.

SEGMENT
Peeps
The women‘s locker room

We cut backstage to a shot of a vanity chair, complete with a mirror and a desk. In a room that Eric Hardy and Willy Carter don’t seem to recognize.

Eric Hardy: What the hell is this?

Willy carter: Ive never seen that room before.

Kelly Knite: It’s the women’s locker room you dolts.

Eric Hardy: Really? I’ve never seen it up close before.

Willy carter: It’s just as magical as I imagined it would be.

Kelly Knite: You guys are idiots.

Just then, the lovely and very endowed Allyson Gardner walks up to the mirror and takes a seat. She grabs a brush from one of the drawers and starts running it through her long red hair.

Allyson Gardner: Hey Mercedes, could I please borrow some lip gloss?

Mercedes Lewis: Sure.

Mercedes walks into the shot carrying a purse. She digs inside it and pulls out the lip gloss and hands it to Ally Gardner. She uses the mirror to apply it to her lips.

Mercedes Lewis: So….I was thinking about getting back with my husband Trent, but he never seems to have the time to talk to me and-”

*CRASH*

All of a sudden the door swings open and slams against the wall. Standing in the doorway is Steve Awesome, with one hand around the back of the neck and the other hand on the belt of Trent Helms. Steve drives Trent forward and slams his face into the mirror that Ally and Mercedes were using. Ally and Mercedes scramble out of the way.

Mercedes Lewis: Hey Trent, Can I talk to you about something?

Trent Helms: *Face smashed up against the glass* Now’s not really a good time….

Mercedes turns to Ally with tears in her eyes.

Mercedes Lewis: SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!?

Mercedes runs out of the room crying, meanwhile Allyson just gets the hell out of the way, Steve swings Trent away from the mirror and sends him flying up against another wall. Trent shakes it off and gets up and dives after Steve and spears him through a swinging door into what looks like the shower room and bathroom area of the locker room. Awesome stumbles back into a stall and as Trent comes stalking toward him, Steve kicks the bathroom stall door forward and it cracks Trent in the face. Steve gets up and bounces Trent’s head off of a sink, Steve hit’s the soap dispenser and gets some in his hands and then rubs it in the eyes of Trent, who squints in pain.

Trent Helms: GAH! That really stings!

Awesome nails Trent with a couple punches that just sort of push him back further and further near the shower rooms as Trent tries to clear his eyes of the stinging soap. Steve grabs Trent by the belt and the neck again and sends the smaller wrestler flying through the curtain of an individual shower stall.

Voice: “What the HELL?”

Awesome slides the curtain to the side to find Roxxxie who was just quick enough to grab a towel and wrap it around her. Awesome goes after Trent but notices Roxxxie standing there, partially nude and stops himself.

Steve Awesome: “Hey there, how are ya?”

Steve says in pure mack mode.

Roxxxie: Oh you know, just in the middle of taking a shower.

Roxxxie replies in pure sarcasm mode.

Steve Awesome: Well….when in Rome…..”

Steve starts to remove his close when Trent Helms comes back to life and spears Steve out of the shower. Trent punches Steve back further in the room and that’s where Trent finds The Cat Lady doing squats. Trent takes Steve’s face and drives it right into the sweaty butt of The Cat Lady! Trent just rubs his face all up in it and Cat Lady holds the squat position just to help out. Trent tosses The Cat Lady some Cat Nip and she’s happy now meanwhile Steve is gagging on the floor. Trent drags Steve near another shower, this one empty, but Steve reverses it and nails a vicious uppercut to the face of Trent Helms who lands on his ass in the tiled floor of the empty shower. Steve just mounts the alien and starts raining punches down on him, Trent’s head bouncing off the shots and Steve doesn’t stop until Trent’s nose starts to drip blood.

Steve Awesome: Clean yourself off bitch.

And with that, he turns the shower on and lets it spray Trent as he walks off.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Kelly Knite:We've got a treat for you tonight, Lex Sense versus Mark Evil...

Willy Carter: XTREME RULES!

Kelly Knite:That's right Willy.

Willy Carter: AND THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

Kelly Knite:... Men...

Kelly Knite:Lex is coming off a tough loss to Rob Diamond last week, but he had an impressive showing against the champ, Evil on the other hand has been on a down hill slope since Sovereign and is looking to regain some momentum.

Kelly Knite: A win here could give either man the push he needs in the right direction.

MATCH THREE
LEX SENSE vs. MARK EVIL
Xtreme Match

{The lights dim down and red lights begin to swirl around the arena as Redneck by Lamb of God begins to blare over the PA as Mark Evil steps onto the ramp. He walks down the aisle until Lex Sense comes flying out from the back and just levels Mark Evil with a steel chair! }

Kelly Knite:What the hell is he doing!?

Kelly Knite: He's a Young Gun, he's taking every short cut he can get!

{ Lex begins to wail away at Evil with the chair as he lays on the ramp. The sound of the hard metal chair crashing against the soft fleshy tissue of Mark's skin is near sickening for the people in the first few rows as Lex is just being merciless with this attack. }

Kelly Knite:Sense was the odds on favorite going into this match and he's just taking advantage of Evil having his back to him.

Kelly Knite: Not to mention that's Joe Everyman's brother he's destroying!

Willy Carter: The Young Guns are in full effect tonight, fo sho!

{ Sense grabs Evil by the hair and slowly pulls him up to his feet, he mouths off before spitting in Evils' face. Mark begins to snap out of his stupor but Sense head butts him with everything he's got and as Evil staggers Sense lines up a knock out blow with the chair and wraps that mother around his head! }

Kelly Knite:That chair is bent nearly in half! Sense is going to end this man's career!

{ Sense smiles at the damage he's caused to both the chair and Evil before tossing it away. Mark tries to claw at the ramp to drag himself away but Lex stomps his face into the steel ramp and Evil shrieks with pain. Lex reaches down and pulls Mark up again. He looks him in the eyes, Mark can barely stand, and then with every bit of strength in his huge body Lex sends Mark flying with an Irish whip back first into the edge of the ring canvas. Evil yelps and Lex comes in with a splash against Evil and pins him against the ring, crushing his whole upper body. Mark goes to fall forward but Sense grabs him around the waist and hits him with the STRAIGHT JACKET! }

Kelly Knite: Lex is a sick individual and right now he is just taking advantage of Mark Evil.

Kelly Knite:This match hasn't even started yet Kelly! And Lex is trying to pick apart one of the most extreme wrestlers on the roster.

Willy Carter: Name of the game folks.

{ Sense stalks Evil now as he lays on the ground. }

Kelly Knite: The ref needs to call this match, get Evil some medical attention and get Lex some freaking mental help, NOW!

{ Sense spots something a smiles. }

Kelly Knite:Whats up with the look on his face?

Willy Carter: You'll see...

{ Sense walks over to the ring barrier holding back the fans and rips a beer bottle out of some fan's hands, he threatens to slap the guy before taking a sip out of the beer. }

Kelly Knite: No, he can't do this, Evil is a recovering alcoholic!

{ Sense spits the beer in the guys face then laughs his back side off as he walks away. Mark is trying to stand up when Lex wraps one arm around his throat and bends his head back and begins to turn the beer bottle side ways. }

Kelly Knite:What a sick, twisted SOB!

Kelly Knite: Evil is an inspiration... I can't believe I'm saying that... To alcoholics everywhere and he's doing this to him!?

Willy Carter: It's because he's a Young Gun and he's a bad ass!

{ The beer begins to pour over the face of Mark Evil when out of no where you hear the fans pop like freaking crazy and a grown man yell at the top of his lungs. } DDK: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

{ Lex stands and turns just in time for a BANG! }

Kelly Knite:DDK TO SAVE THE DAY!

Kelly Knite: He's Mark Evil's sponsor and he's out here to keep him sober... He's actually kind of a stand up guy...

Willy Carter: INTERFERENCE! CALL THE MATCH!

Kelly Knite:Still hasn't started yet.

{ DDK is all over Lex like white on rice as he lays in the rights and the lefts. }

Kelly Knite:DDK has got Lex on the ropes.

Kelly Knite: Bout time someone knocks him down to size, oh wait! Adam and DDK already did! And so did Rob! GET HIM CURTIS!

{ DDK grabs the beer bottle and slams that son beach onto Lex's head but it doesn't shatter because it's plastic, that does not stop DDK as he continue to beat Lex with it. }

Willy Carter: TOTAL CRAP! Lex had this match in the bag.

{ Andrew Jacobsen comes sprinting from the back. }

Willy Carter: FINALLY!

{ DDK can sense him coming and turns to do something but Andrew hits DDK with the BODY CHECK SPEAR! }

Willy Carter: HAH! HE BANGED HIM! SUCKER!

Kelly Knite:Seriously?

{ Andrew and DDK begin to roll around on the ground fighting it out as security begins to pour out of the back. }

Kelly Knite: About damn time someone came out here to get this under control.

{ Security grabs DDK and Andrew. }

Kelly Knite:Finally some order is being established.

{ Evil pushes security away as they try and help him up. He glares at Sense who is still pretty out of it. }

Willy Carter: Don't tell me he's going to try and fight this out?

{ Lex stands and so does Evil, Mark roars at Sense and bum rushes him with the Glendale Lariat which spins Lex head over heels and onto the mat. The fans pop hard as Mark rips Lex to his feet and sends him into the ring, he follows. DING! DING! }

Kelly Knite:And here we go!

{ Mark grabs Lex and hits a power bomb! But he holds on and goes for a second! His grip still strong he nails the third and final power bomb! Evil pounds his chest and loosens up his arms as the crowd begin to get really behind him now. }

Kelly Knite: Mark Evil looks rejuvenated and ready to bring Lex to hell and back!

Willy Carter: I can't believe this!

{ Evil climbs out of the ring and grabs a table, he slides it in, then he digs under the ring some more and finds a bag. }

Kelly Knite:Here we go... Again...

{ Evil climbs back in the ring and pulls out some BARBED WIRE! He begins to wrap up his arm. }

Kelly Knite:Evil going OLD SCHOOL!

{ Sense pulls himself up using the ropes and Evil with a barbed wire wrapped arm sends him flying out of the ring with another Glendale Lariat! }

Kelly Knite: Mark Evil has turned it up a notch and now he has Lex Sense right where he wants him!

{ Andrew and DDK are still be restrained on the ramp as Evil picks up the bag and pulls out some light fluid, a lighter then dumps the bag out on the table spilling thousands of thumb tacks! }

Willy Carter: NO! WAY!

{ Lex slowly rolls into the ring. Evil pours the light fluid all over the table and flicks the zippo before dropping it on the table. }

Kelly Knite:Evil has something... EVIL IN STORE FOR SENSE!

{ Mark grabs Sense by the head and pulls him up into position for the M.E. Bomb. }

Kelly Knite: Mark Evil is looking to kill Lex Sense here tonight, serves Sense right if you ask me.

Willy Carter: NOBODY DID!

{ Mark goes to hoist Sense up when Lex drops to his knees and low blows Evil, then springs back up and picks him up for the LEX MARKS THE SPOT SPINE BUSTER THROUGH THE FLAMING THUMB TACK COVERED TABLE! Lex completes the move by locking Mark into an El Paso submission on the flaming remains of the table. Evil has no choice and quickly taps out! }

Amber Ashe: Your winner by submission... LEX SENSE!

Kelly Knite:Holy hell!

Kelly Knite: Sense turned that one around real quick!

Willy Carter: KILL HIM!

{ Sense keeps the hold locked in for what seems like forever until the ref threatens to over turn the decision and he lets him go, allowing the paramedics and ring crew to put out the flames. Sense rips his arm away from the ref and pie faces him onto the mat before walking out of the ring and up the ramp. }

Kelly Knite:Sense proved his point tonight... brutually...

{ Sense stops when he gets to where DDK and Andrew are still trying to fight one another. DDK tries to break loose and Sense goads him on. }

Kelly Knite: This isn't a good idea.

{ Sense smirks as DDK breaks free and Lex lets fly and hand full of thumb tacks he must of grabbed in the ring, DDK stumbles as they hit him in the face and Lex grabs him for the PREDICTION! Right there on the top of the ramp. Andrew smiles and claps as Lex takes his leave. }

Kelly Knite: WHAT AN ASS(beep)!!!!

Kelly Knite:While I don't agree with the grammar, I do agree with the sentiment.

Willy Carter: Lex is just looking out for his partner in the Young Guns.

Kelly Knite:By trying to end another career here tonight?

Willy Carter: Whatever it takes Hardly.

Kelly Knite:We've got to take a break, Andrew was supposed to take on DDK next, we'll see if that's still on when we get back.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

SEGMENT
ROBERTO VERONA
Accepted.

{The scene re-opens inside the arena, the capacity crowd making itself heard as the camera once again pans around the CenturyTel Center before the voices of Kelly Knite, Eric Hardy and Willy Carter can be heard.}

Eric Hardy: Welcome back to Collision, it has certainly been an eventful night so far and no doubt more surprises will be waiting just around the corner as we are on the road to A Night To Remember!

{Suddenly the arena is greeted with “This Is The End” by Anti-Flag blasting through the PA system as the packed arena erupts in a chorus of boos as Roberto Verona emerges from behind the curtain, basking egomaniacally on the stage with his arms spread outwards at the hate emanating from the fans.}

Kelly Knite: Oh great, what does this guy want now? Hasn’t he said enough already this week?

Eric Hardy: I have a feeling Roberto’s “truth” differs from reality…

{Roberto begins to make his way to the ring, clad head to toe in a pinstripe suit, as he mocks the fans on his way to the ring, grabbing a microphone as he makes his way to the steps before entering through the ropes and staring around a cocky smile running from ear to ear as fans offer up numerous abusive chants in his general direction.} Roberto Verona: It pleasures me to see that the good old Louisiana welcome is still prevalent, but do try not to wear yourselves out for my benefit! Looking at your cuisine I am surprised I haven’t had a coronary since I arrived in this uneducated backwater.

{The fans boo loudly before subsiding, leaving Verona to continue.}

Roberto Verona: A week or so ago a man who I am sure you are all familiar with called me out on Miss Knite’s Kniteline and I, as a man of my word, am here tonight to answer his challenge like a man, in person rather than at the end of a phone. Let’s not beat around the bush here I am sure you are all aware that Todd Willia-

{The crowd erupts into cheers as Roberto mentions to the energetic X Champion’s name, leaving Roberto to pace around slowly, grinning as he rubs his beard with one hand.}

Kelly Knite: It seems Roberto may have an answer for Todd, finally. A Young Gun with a spine, who’d have thought it?

Eric Hardy: That’s right, Todd Williams of course challenging Roberto to a cage match for his title on your show a few weeks ago.

[Roberto waits for the crowd to die down before raising the mic to his lips and continuing.}

Roberto Verona: As I was saying, that man is Todd Williams, a man I will face up with tonight, but that is a mere taster for what is to come. Todd, you challenged me to face you for that belt, my belt, at A Night To Remember. Not just that, you wanted me to enter a steel cage with you to make sure that the Young Guns cannot interfere, am I correct? Well, I promised you an answer Todd and here it is. You are on…

{The crowd erupts, the anticipation of watching one their heroes gain his revenge against a hated adversary wetting their appetities.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like Roberto isn’t all talk after all!

Kelly Knite: But what is he going to do without his cronies to help him?

Willy Carter: He is crazy; ever since my boy Todd got his black back he has been destined for greatness!

{Roberto raises one finger in the air, as he begins to shake his head, laughing mockingly in the microphone.}

Roberto Verona: Now, now you really ought to stop getting excited so quickly, it will cause a lot of disappointment in your futures if you climax so easily. Before I was so rudely interrupted, I accept your challenge Todd. But on one condition….

Kelly Knite: How is he going to worm his way out of this one now?

Roberto Verona: Todd, if you want to get your hands on me so badly that you want us to be surrounded by a metal cage it can be arranged, but that isn’t good enough for me. You know what, I get it you don’t want to get your ass kicked by Trish again so you want to ensure you get me all to yourself, no interference, just you and me. Well Todd, your idea of a cage match sounds interesting it really does, but I want to go one better than that.

Eric Hardy: What does he mean?

Willy Carter: If you let the man speak we can all find out how Todd will be putting him in his place Hardy.

[Roberto leans over the top ropes, looking straight into the crowd before looking upwards.}

Roberto Verona: I don’t know about how your paranoia works Todd, but I do know how my sadistic streak does. I am sure you can agree that having such a gaping hole above is far too easy to abuse, what I had in mind was a way of closing off all exits, and entrances, to leave just you and me to it. What I say to you Todd is this: Roberto Verona vs Todd Williams, for the X Championship….

In a Cell match!

{The crowd cheers as Roberto walks towards the side of the ring facing the announce table.}

Eric Hardy: Wow, the challenge Todd made just got turned up a notch! A cell match!

Kelly Knite: Hey, I have to hand it to him, at least now he can’t cheat his way to victory via a handicap.

{Roberto smiles in Kelly’s direction before continuing.}

Roberto Verona: So, how about it Todd? You bring whatever weapons you want in to that Cell and I will bring whatever tools I want with me and we’ll lock ourselves in and give these people what they want, a bloodbath for that belt you so proudly display around your waist. Nobody gets in; it is just you and me, one on one, just like you wanted. How about you let me know through your friend Kelly over there big guy, I will give you a night you will never forget! You can count it.

{Roberto smirks as he lets the mic drop out of his hand, the crowd digesting his challenge and he makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp to the sound of his theme music once again.}

Eric Hardy: Well, Roberto certainly answered a few questions there; clearly he is prepared to fight Todd without the help of his friends.

Kelly Knite: And I guess I will find out what Todd has to say in return next week!

{The scene fades out, cutting to commercials.}

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

MATCH FOUR
DDK vs. ANDREW JACOBSEN
Singles Match

{ DDK stands groggily in the corner rubbing at his eyes, Andrew Jacobsen bounces around in his like a boxer. }

Kelly Knite:We're back and it seems DDK wants to wrestle this match.

Kelly Knite: Well Lil AJ has the advantage here after Lex Sense went out of his way to goad DDK into doing something stupid... Which isn't hard really...

Willy Carter: Oh shut up the both of you. Andrew always had this match won, he's a Young Gun, their survivors!

{ The ref shrugs and calls for the bell and Andrew explodes out of his corner and Body Checks DDK for the second time! }

Willy Carter: HE BANGED HIM AGAIN!

{ Andrew quickly covers. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite:He kicked out!

Kelly Knite: YES!

{ Andrew shoves the ref and screams that it was three and begins to stomp his feet and point and show the ref how to count. }

Kelly Knite:A bit of an over reaction here.

Kelly Knite: I guess when your a "bad guy" you can complain about not winning matches in one move?

{ Andrew turns back to DDK and helps him up before promptly putting him down the with the Borealis suplex! Andrew smiles smugly as DDK claws at the ropes, trying to stand. He pulls him up by the hair and lightly slaps him on the face. }

Kelly Knite:Andrew is taunting DDK here, not a good idea.

Willy Carter: Why? He's like one of those bulls down in Mexico, he's already hurt before the fight even starts, Andrew can't lose.

Kelly Knite:And yet, somehow people get killed in those bull fighting contests all the time. Weird.

{ Andrew pulls back and LIGHTS OUT SUPER KICK! DDK spins on his heels and Andrew runs up behind him for a German suplex! Andrew twists his hips and pulls DDK back up to his feet for another German Suplex! Andrew kicks his feet again and twists his hips, he stands DDK up for the third and final German suplex completely the HAT TRICK! The last one dropped DDK right on his neck and Andrew bridges for the pin. ONE! TWO! TH-KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite: An extremely close call but-

{ Andrew is right up and backs the ref into the corner and begins to violently jab him with his finger demanding he award him the match because that was definitely three. }

Kelly Knite:What the heck is up with Andrew Jacobsen? I've never seen him like this over a simple match.

Kelly Knite: It's this new attitude of his Eric, he's taking it way too far.

Willy Carter: He's a Young Gun, and Young Gun's have historically always been held down, just like my people. I feel for em.

{ Andrew threatens to hit the ref then just pats him on the head and tells him to "DO YOUR DAMN JOB RIGHT!" }

Kelly Knite: What a sack of crap.

{ DDK is just about to his feet when Andrew toe kicks him incredibly hard in the stomach and CUTS THE STRINGS! DDK lays lifeless on the mat after that back breaker and Andrew covers him for what he thinks is an easy three. One! Two! KICK OUT! }

Willy Carter: WHAT!? How slow was that count!?

{ Andrew shakes his head and re covers. ONE! TW- KICK OUT! He punches DDK in the face and pins again. ONE! KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite:Give it up Andrew.

Kelly Knite: Seriously, your not going to win with one move combos.

{ Andrew slams DDK's head into the mat over and over before jumping to his feet and shoving the ref so hard that he falls backward into the turn buckles and slams his head. }

Willy Carter: YEAH! Take that ya douche of a ref! Hating on my boy.

Kelly Knite:Well, Andrew just took out the ref...

Kelly Knite: Great.

{ Andrew smiles devilishly as DDK begins to stand again and the crowd goes absolutely crazy with boos as Lex Sense walks out from behind the curtain. }

Kelly Knite: NO!

Willy Carter: YES!

{ Andrew begins to stomp away as Lex heads to the ring. }

Kelly Knite:Security needs to get back out there before this goes incredibly bad.

{ Lex is half way to the ring when Adam Knite comes flying out from backstage and just clobbers Lex with a clothes line. }

Kelly Knite: HOORAY FOR ADAM!

{ Andrew stops and looks shocked by what's happening. He runs to the ropes like he's about to go help when DDK rolls over and grabs Andrew by the tights and pulls him backward into a roll up! } Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

{ Andrew finally gets free as DDK gets up to his feet and KANYON CUTTER! }

Kelly Knite:DDK is back and like the vicious bull I referenced earlier he's pissed!

Willy Carter: NO! This is the Young Guns night dammit!

{ Lex and Adam are going at it on the stage, Everyman runs out and begins attacking Adam as well. }

Kelly Knite: What the hell!? Damn them!?

Kelly Knite:Everysense is teaming up on Adam, DDK is still competing in this match. Looks like it's divide and conquer tonight.

Willy Carter: That was always the plan.

{ DDK sees whats going on and looks at Andrew, the fallen ref and then his partner. Andrew stands up and comes at DDK but DDK grabs Andrew and spins him around and lifts him up for the VICIOUS SPIRAL! Then he jumps up and slides out of the ring. DDK grabs the nearest chair and runs up the ramp. }

Kelly Knite:Looks like hell is about to break loose.

{ DDK plants the chair into the back of Everyman's head! He swings but Lex ducks however he receives a Perfect Dark from Adam and goes down. Joe tries to get up but Adam hits the Knite of the round! DDK and Adam nod at each other as DDK tosses the chair and flies back down to the ring. }

Willy Carter: He should be DQed! He was out of the ring for like a year!

Kelly Knite:And earlier he pinned Andrew for like a minute, get over it.

{ Andrew stands on shaky legs as DDK rushes at him, Andrew narrowly avoids a BANG! And turns and goes for his super kick again but DDK ducks that and instead counters with his owner super kick which actually hits Andrew in the gut. Andrew responds with a clothes line attempt but DDK gets under it and hits a reverse swinging neck breaker! The ref is starting to come too and DDK pulls Andrew up for a sit out pile driver! }

Kelly Knite: Curtis has turned this match completely around and now he has Andrew Jacobsen just about finished here!

Kelly Knite:The bull analogy rings true. And here comes the BANG!

Willy Carter: SHUT! UP!

{ DDK goes to the corner and begins to pound his feet as Andrew slowly stands up. DDK rushes out of the corner as Andrew turns around and BANG! Jacobsen is down and DDK covers. ONE! TWO! THREE! }

Amber Ashe: Your winner.... DDK!

{ DDK is up and throws both arms into the air. }

Kelly Knite:I told you Willy.

Willy Carter: Whatever.

Kelly Knite: DDK just knocked Lil AJ down a peg after that match. Andrew should of had an easy win tonight but DDK ripped it out of his hands.

Willy Carter: What. Ever.

{ DDK looks to see Joe and Lex coming too and he jumps out of the ring. Adam is ready with the chair as DDK grabs another one however security once again swarms the stage and separates the two teams before they even have a chance to do anything. The fans begin to chant "LET THEM FIGHT!" }

Willy Carter: LET THEM FIGHT!

Kelly Knite:Looks like you'll have to wait until another day.

Willy Carter: Everysense will have their day and so will the Young Guns, you'll see.

Kelly Knite: Well it's not today Willy, today DDK picks up a win and Andrew goes crying back to Venom's bosom like the little baby girl that he is.

Kelly Knite:Wow...

{ Security is still trying to keep Everysense and Knitely Bangs apart as we head to commercial. }

SEGMENT
More peeps
McDonalds

We open up on a shot, this time it looks like your everyday McDonalds. In fact…it totally is McDonalds. Steve Awesome walks up to the counter.

Steve Awesome: Can I get a number one? With a coke please?

The crew member rings it up and then looks up at Steve.

McDonalds Crew Member: hey wait a minute…..your Steve Awesome!

Awesome puts his hands up to stop him from talking.

Steve Awesome: Can we skip the O-M-G fan moment and just get my food? It’s been a rough night.

The kid behind the counter nods.

McDonalds Crew Member: Yeah, you had your head shoved up Cat Lady’s ass…..that had to be rough.

Awesome shudders.

Steve Awesome: I don’t wanna talk about it. I just want some food and-”

Awesome’s eyes dart toward the window to see Trent Helms walking toward the door and Awesome just sighs and shakes his head.

Steve Awesome: You’ve got to be kidding me….

Trent Helms opens the door and immediately points at Steve Awesome.

Trent Helms and everyone at McDonalds: YOU!!!!!!!

Trent runs after Steve Awesome and they just start battling each other on the floor in front of the counter. Trent is hammering punches until Steve Awesome manages to roll to the top and starts hammering Trent until Trent manages to roll back to the top. He batters Steve with punches and takes control, he starts standing up and uses the counter for stability and starts stomping a mudhole in the Face of the Franchise. The McDonalds clerk walks up to the counter with Steve’s order.

McDonalds Crew Member: Order up…..

Trent grabs the coke and splashes it in Steve’s face as he starts to get up. Trent takes a bite of the Big Mac and then bashes Steve over the head with the tray. Awesome stumbles back toward the front of the restaurant, Trent jumps over a booth and nails Steve again and starts fighting him. He shoves Steve’s head in a nearby trash can and dropkicks it over. Trent picks Steve up and drags him into the Play Place area. A few kids run out of the way and watch in awe as there favorite wrestlers randomly show up. Trent shoves Steve near the opening of the structure and then looks for a quick leg drop but Steve misses and runs inside the structure. Trent is right behind him. You can’t see them, but you can see the whole structure start to shake as the move around and you can hear voices.

Trent or Steve: Gah! Oof! Get your arm out of my face!

All of a sudden Steve Awesome comes down stumbling awkwardly down the slide and into the ball pit. He looks around and is a bit surprised when he doesn’t see Trent nearby. He looks at the slide and in it and all of a sudden he is caught in the jaw by a baseball slide from Trent coming down the slide. Awesome falls into the ball pit as balls fly everywhere. Trent gets up and finds Steve and then blam…BIO-SHOCK! Awesome lands hard and the balls fly everywhere again and Trent lets out a triumphant yell!

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: Next up, Roberto Verona teams up with Simon Daye to take on Todd Williams and Falcon.

Kelly Knite: Couple of.. unlikely pairings.. I guess.

Eric Hardy: Part of what makes this business so great. Who'da thunk Adam and DDK would work so well?

Kelly Knite: Everyone.

Eric Hardy: Right.

MATCH FIVE
Roberto Verona and Simon Daye vs. Todd Williams and Falcon
Tag Team Match

{The lights in the arena dim as “This Is The End” begins to play and Roberto makes his way onto the stage where he immediately stands and proceeds to look around the arena in disgust to a chorus of boos before shortly making his way down the ramp towards the ring. As he progresses from the stage to the ring lights randomly light up areas of the crowd which appear on the titantron with derogatory labels written across them (Sheep, Slaves etc) whilst Verona walks slowly towards the ring with a cocky air of supremacy, looking down his nose at the crowd whilst making patronising gestures. Upon entering the ring Roberto slowly paces around the ring pointing towards the crowd provocatively before arriving in the centre and continuing his self-obsessed behaviour, winding up the crowd where possible as he awaits his opponent.}

Eric Hardy: Verona has been a thorn in the side of Todd Williams since pretty much he got here.

Kelly Knite: Helping him with the X Championship is a thorn?

Eric Hardy: Uhh yea, if you wanna win things yourself it is.

{"Dead in the Water" by Ten Years plays, and Simon Daye walks to the ring. What? Were you expecting him to skip all homoerotically? Oh Please.}

Eric Hardy: Simon jumped out from behind the commentary table to wrestle. Annnnnd hasn't exactly been too friendly.

Kelly Knite: You say somethin Hardy?

Eric Hardy: No ma'am.

{“Superstar by Lupe Fiasco” begins to play all over the Pa system. The lights begin to flicker and we can see a couple emerging from the back. A man comes out first and he is wearing a pair of Red Rey Mysterio Jr like tights, and is wearing a matching red headband to go with the pants. He is wearing a pair of black sneakers and is wearing a black cut off t shirt that reads “You Can’t Face The Nightmare”. We can identify the man as being “The Dreamer” Todd Williams. Alongside him wearing a white skirt with white boots and a white tank top is his current girlfriend Angelina Perez. She smiles as the two of them walk out onto the entrance hands holding hands, and they stop and stare at everyone in the audience. Todd then swings Angelina and dips her low showing off a little bit of her cleavage. Angelina pops back up and wraps an arm around Todd’s arm as they slowly make their way to the ring. Angelina seductively begins to roll her hands through her hair. Todd and Angelina finally make their way to the ring, and Angelina slowly pushes herself away from Todd and does a little dance, before placing both legs on the apron. She slowly slides in the ring, and Angelina just smiles a bit as Angelina spreads her legs open in a shape of a V and then slides right through it. Todd just lays on the floor smiling to himself as Angelina claps her hands for her man. The fans cheer very loudly for Todd and he grins as Angelina takes her place on the outside of the ring. He waits patiently for his opponent to come down to the ring.}

Eric Hardy: The X Champion, Todd Williams..

Willy Carter: You're still not saying it properly..

Eric Hardy: I don't care.

Count down the days until the end of the world...

{Smoke filters up from the exit to the back. The song begins, blasting right out of the gate. Falcon emerges from the smoke as the dual guitars blast sonic waves into the arena. He runs to the left on the stage, throwing his hands up, urging the crowd to their feet. He runs back to the right, feeling the energy and feeding off it. More gestures, the crowd is near frenzied by this point. He runs back to the center, then down the ramp. Sliding nimbly into the ring, moving to the corner and leaping from the canvas to the top turnbuckle. He drops down, moving to the ropes on no particular side, and standing on them, half on the bottom, half on the middle, arm raised in the devil horns. He turns from the ropes, getting ready for the match.}

Willy Carter: Captain Emo himself..

Eric Hardy: You wouldn't know it by looking at him.

Kelly Knite: Some people can just switch off under certain circumstances.

{Simon and Todd start the match off. Simon raises his hand for a test of strength, and Todd reaches out to lock it in, but Simon just uses the ruse to pull Todd in and kick him viciously in the gut, then snapping a second kick to the leg and Todd drops down to one knee in pain. Simon pretends to wipe at his hands, simulating crying, and mocks Todd.}

Eric Hardy: Oh look at that Simon being disrespectful.. who woulda thought.

Kelly Knite: Seems a certain B has rubbed her B-tude off on him.

Willy Carter: Not the first time she's done that.

{Todd rushes forward in a blind rage, but Simon sidesteps the initial charge. Todd rebounds off the ropes and Simon sets up for a powerslam, but suddenly Todd leaps into the air, tackling Simon to the mat with a Thez press and wailing away at him with angered fists.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like he's not taking too kindly to being mocked..

Kelly Knite: Don't really see anyone who would be happy with that.

{The ref steps in, pushing Todd away and warning him about closed fists, then turns back to check on Simon. Todd backs off, towards Roberto. Todd stops him time, out of reach of Verona who looked about to take a swing at him, and the two stare at one another a long second.}

Eric Hardy: You can cut this tension with a knife. Todd's not happy about having to acknowledge that he is the X Champion in part because of Verona.

Willy Carter: Bitter pride pill to swallow.

{Simon is up, and grabs Todd from behind and drives him down with a German Suplex. Simon holds on, standing up and at the same time hauling Todd to his feet, before planting him down with a side Russian legsweep. Simon reaches over for the cover. 1...2... Kickout at 2. Simon drags Todd by his arm, and tags in Verona. Verona steps in, as Simon holds Todd open for an attack, and Verona stiffly nails a kick to the midsection. Simon exits the ring as Verona snaps Williams down with a DDT, rolls him over, and covers him again. 1....2... Kickout at 2.}

Eric Hardy: Little bit of teamwork there by two guys who barely know one another.

Kelly Knite: You can make a decent team out of a common enemy any day. Just ask all the groups that formed to stop stables like the Young Guns.

{Verona stands up, lifting Todd to his feet. He whips Todd across the ring, setting up for a back body drop that would catapult Todd up and out of the ring, but leaps over him, dropping into a roll and sliding under the bottom rope. Todd stands up on the apron, driving a shoulder into Verona as Roberto tried to grab him, and then vaulting over the top rope, taking Roberto over in a sunset flip. He holds for the pin. 1....2... Kickout at 2.}

Eric Hardy: Todd showing off his athleticism here, but he needs to do some actual damage if he's going to pin Roberto Verona.

Kelly Knite: An actual wrestling move couldn't hurt either.

Willy Carter: Ouch...

{Todd rolls back to his feet, then darts forward, snapping a diving front dropkick into the face of Verona. Verona is up quickly, and Williams charges at him. Verona sidesteps and Williams ends up in his corner. Verona rushes after him, but it's Todds turn to sidestep and Verona slams chest first into the turnbuckle. Todd tags in Falcon, who vaults over the top rope and brings Verona down with a hurricanrana. Verona rolls to the center of the ring and Falcon is on his feet, hitting the opposite ropes and coming back in for a Lionsault. Falcon holds for the cover. 1...2... Kickout at 2.}

Eric Hardy: Todd getting some much needed rest, and now it's Verona who needs to make a tag.

Kelly Knite: He just needs to wait for an opening, counter something, and make the tag.

{Falcon steps through the ropes, then springboards in for a diving leg drop, but Verona rolls away and Falcon lands hard on the mat. Roberto is up, nailing a kick to the gut, doubling Falcon over, then nails a perfect twisting neckbreaker. Verona reaches over for the cover. 1...2... Kickout at 2. Verona locks in a side armbar, and pulls Falcon towards the corner, tagging Simon. Simon steps into the ring, and hops onto the second turnbuckle as Verona picks Falcon up and drops him across the knee with a side backbreaker. He holds the move long enough for Simon to come off the middle rope with a diving fist drop. Verona steps out of the ring, and Simon stalks around Falcon, making little boo hoo motions as he stomps on each limb.}

Eric Hardy: Simon taking more time to taunt here, forgetting what happened the last time he tried that.

Kelly Knite: Against someone who can get angry, it's a useful strategy.. because angry people don't think clearly..

Willy Carter: Not sure Falcon is one of those people..

{Simon waits as Falcon starts to get to his feet. Simon charges at him, aiming a lariat at his head, but Falcon ducks the blow, catching Simon on the rebound with a Pele kick. Simon staggers, but uses the ropes to stay on his feet, leaning against them. Falcon pops up, leaping over the top rope and guillotining Simon on it. Falcon remains on the apron, on the outside as Simon staggers to the center of the ring. Falcon springboards in, catching Simon with a 360 tornado DDT. Falcon pops up to his feet and leaps to the top rope again. He leaps off for a shooting star press, but Simon manages to push himself out of the way, and both men lay on the mat in pain.}

Eric Hardy: Someone needs to make a tag here. Simon smartly dodged that bullet, but he can't seem to capitalize either.

Kelly Knite: Classic battle of who makes the tag first.

Willy Carter: I'm taking all bets..

Kelly Knite: No you aren't..

{Falcon starts to pull himself toward Williams. Simon starts to show signs of life. Todd has his hand out, shouting encouragement for Falcon to make the tag. Verona says pretty much to hell with this and dashes across the ring, shoving Todd off the apron. Todd hits the crowd barrier hard, chest first. Verona, satisified with the amount of damage he caused, turns back to his corner and gets nailed by a leaping enziguri by Falcon. Verona stumbles and falls out of the ring. Falcon turns to Simon, who is getting to his knees. The referee turns to check on Todd and Roberto, and that gives Simon the chance to low blow Falcon.}

Eric Hardy: Oh come on.. what the hell was that?

Willy Carter: What? He's not using it.

Eric Hardy: Not what I meant, Willy.

Kelly Knite: Too f'in funny though.

{Simon stands up as Falcon is hunched over. Simon makes more boo hoo motions, then grabs Falcon for a Daye Break. But Falcon nails him in the side of the head with an elbow. Simon stumbles away, and turns back to take a kick to the gut. Falcon, gives Simon the finger, before planting him dead center with an Aerial Spike! Falcon reaches over for the cover. 1....2....3!!!!}

Eric Hardy: Falcon and Williams win this one, but something tells me none of this is over.

Kelly Knite: Oh, not by a long shot Hardy.

{Williams and Verona start brawling outside, Security rushes down to break it up.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like they can't wait for another match to try and settle this.

Kelly Knite: Oh come on guys let them fight...

Eric Hardy: Kelly, the violent one.. Anyway, we'll be right back ladies and gentlement.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

MATCH SIX
CRYSTAL HILTON vs. TRISH NEWBORN
Tag Team Match

All of a sudden “Like Me” by Girlicious starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spotlights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal Emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. The crowd roars at her with a loud ovation of cheers and she just turns her nose up at them despite their cheering. Crystal cracks an evil grin as photographers quickly run up to the ramp way and begin to take pictures of her. Crystal smiles as she runs her fingers through her hair and a red carpet is rolled down to the ring. The Rose Goddess slowly makes her way to the ring. She finally makes it to the ring and places one foot on the apron and stretches the other one on the apron as well. She does a split to enter the ring and she finally makes it to her feet. She waits impatiently as she places a hand on her hips and waits for her opponent to come out from behind the curtain.

Kelly Knite: Here come Crystal…She and Zelda defeated Vargas and Gardner.

Eric Hardy: Yeah only because Alysson turned on her partner and helped Zelda and Crystal.

“King of the World” By Porcelain and The Tramps begins to play as the confident, but strong Trish Newborn makes her way from behind the curtain in a boxing-like robe. She stops and glances up at the crowd of roaring fans from either side of her chanting profane name-calling. Newborn shrugs it off and begins her march down the ramp zoning out everything, and everyone to focus the task at hand as the music continues to play. Newborn slides under the ropes and enters the ring picking herself up, and twirls around making talents to the crowd letting them, and her haters know exactly what she thinks of them; walking to the first turnbuckle she sees, and pulls herself up to raise her arms high into the heavens before met with heavy boos.

Willy Carter: And here is our champion.

Kelly Knite: Ha…she lost to Ashlie last week.

Ding Ding

Crystal and Trish lock up in the centre of the ring as they jockey for position, however, Trish manages to get the upper hand as she pushes Crystal to the mat as Trish smirks at Crystal.

Eric Hardy: That isn’t very sporting.

Willy Carter: Who cares these two hate each other.

Crystal glares at Trish before getting up off the mat and walks over to Trish getting into her face as they both start trash talking one another until Crystal has enough and slaps Trish across the face.

Eric Hardy: That’s gotta sting.

Kelly Knite: Also Crystal put a lot of power behind that.

Holding her face and momentarily stunned, Crystal quickly ceases an opportunity to roll Trish up in a small package. 1… Kick out…

Eric Hardy: Going for an early pin, however, Trish is still far too fresh.

Crystal screams at Trish to stay down as she picks Trish up by the hair and tosses her across the ring as the referee admonishes her, however, she just shrugs him off and picks up Trish again and tosses her across the ring using her hair.

Willy Carter: I bet Trish loves a bit of hair pulling.

Crystal then goes all squeamish as she tries to remove some of Trish’s hair from her hands.

Kelly Knite: Focus Crystal forget about the hair.

Meanwhile Trish slowly gets to her feet as she rubs her head from where Crystal grabbed her, looking up at Crystal as she tries to remove hair from in-between her fingers, she rushes over and hits a fisherman’s Suplex on Crystal.

Eric Hardy: As a result of not paying attention, Trish hits a fishermans Suplex.

Trish goes for a pin of her own. 1… 2… Kick out…

Willy Carter: Nope, she is going to have to try harder.

Trish glares at the ref as she grabs Crystal and picks her up before hitting a snap DDT on Crystal before pinning her once more. 1… 2…

Kick out.

Kelly Knite: It’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Crystal down.

Willy Carter: I agree although Trish can keep trying.

Trish slaps the mat in frustration as Crystal kicks out once more. Getting to her feet Trish lays in a few boots into Crystal prone body before setting up for the No Regret, however, before Trish could lock the move in Crystal reverses the move and rolls Trish up for a small package.

1… 2… Kick out…

Eric Hardy: And Crystal tries again with a pin.

Willy Carter: Quite unlucky.

Trish kicks out once more as Crystal scrambles away to catch her breath as Trish sits on the mat catching her breath as well pondering her next move.

Slowly getting to their feet, Crystal rushes to Trish where they both begin to trade punches until Trish gets the upper hand as she hits a Russian leg sweep on Crystal, however, before Crystal gets to her feet, Trish picks Crystal up by a single arm and goes for a Springboard Arm drag sending Crystal across the ring.

Eric Hardy: Trish is now getting up to speed.

Kelly Knite: Nice springboard arm drag there.

As Crystal gets to her feet, Trish has already manoeuvred herself onto the ropes and goes for her Air Trish Version IV, however, before Trish can hit the move, Crystal runs and hits a springboard hurricanrana.

Both women hit the mat hard, Trish more than Crystal as both girls lay on the mat.

Eric Hardy: Both girls attempting high-risk.

The ref begins to count

1 2 3 4

Crystal gets onto her hands and knees and Trish tries to suck in some air.

Willy Carter: Come on Crystal.

5 6

Crystal gets to her feet as the ref breaks the count. Walking over to Trish, Crystal lays in a few boots before grabbing Trish’s legs and begins to turn over Trish as Trish tries to fight out of the Withering Rose.

Synching in the Withering Rose, Crystal screams at Trish telling her to tap.

Kelly Knite: Unfortunately there is no way out of this move.

As Trish struggles to find way out of the Withering Rose, Crystal puts more pressure on the hold until Trish taps out.

Willy Carter: And Trish taps out.

Eric Hardy: She did well against Crystal but Crystal was the far better person.

Ding Ding

Crystal stands as the ref raises Crystal’s hand.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Kelly knite: It's that time of the night for our huge main event of the evening!

Eric Hardy: This is going to be a spectacular match... I think... if Trent is here...

Willy Carter: he might be at KFC now... he should bring me back some chicken if he is.

Kelly Knite: Stop being a stereotype Willy!

Willy Carter: I guess that means I should put this glass of Grape drink away huh?

Kelly Knite: Probably be for the best.

MAIN EVENT
ROB DIAMOND + ZELDA KNITE vs. TRENT HELMS + ROXXXIE
Mixed Tag Team Match

{ The lights dim as Powerman 5000's Super-villain plays. A spot light points to ceiling of the arena where we see two glowing lights, who slowly begins to ascend from the rafters....The arena is dark so you can't really see who it is, until they land safely in the ring....The lights come back up....As Zelda and Rob....I mean Lord and Lady DOMINICUS! Both are wearing matching super villian outfits, except Zelda has a skirt on.}

Kelly Knite: And here they are....Lord and Lady Dominicus!

Willy Carter: Here I figured Zelda had Rob so whipped they would of came to Ke$ha...

The opening guitars from The Crusher by The Ramones hits over the p.a as strobe lights flicker throughout the arena.

Now I wanna wrestle in the garden I'm on my way to stardom I know I'm ready I know I'm great But first I have to get in shape

Roxxxie then appears at the top of the ramp, as she throws up a X using her arms.

Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear Gonna tear him up I swear This guy thinks he's the champion Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I'm the crusher king of the ring

She then heads down the ramp looking straight ahead and not interacting with the fans. She then runs and jumps onto the apron where she gets to her feet and flips the fans the bird.

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear Gonna pile drive him pull his hair I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might have to use on that punk

Roxxxie then climbs the turnbuckle where she runs a finger down her body where she tugs on her skirt giving a playful smile before jumping off and waits for her opponent as her music fades out.

Eric Hardy: I guess, Roxxxie didn't want to join the Super Hero Party...

Kelly Knite: She is her own superhero, She is Multiple Co......

Eric Hardy: I get the picture...

The Arena get's plunged into darkness, before several strobe lights, circle around the arena, as it's made to look like a UFO landing, a voice then echoes thru the arena.

1500 years ago, everyone knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everyone knew that the Earth was flat. 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet...Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow.

The first few opening beats of the Perfect Cell theme by Funimation begin to play, before Final Countdown by Europe begins to play.

We're leaving together...but still it's Farwell...~ ~And maybe we'll come back...to Earth, who can tell?~

A few dark blue lights begin to appear near the entrance way, as does a trail of Dog. When suddenly a rumbling is heard, as the lights begin to move, as if they were on a platform, that begins to lower towards the stage.

~I guess there is no one to blame...We're leaving ground... ~Will things ever be the same again?...It's the final countdown...

Finally the platform reaches the bottom of the stage, as a figure begins to emerge, as a searchlight appears directly on the figure, which is now revealed as Trent Helms who stands theres dressed as The God Of Thunder, THOR, As he holds up the Hammer, and walks down to ringside.

Kelly Knite: So he went with Thor!

Eric Hardy: Can't say I blame him, as the movie does hit this Friday.

Trent makes it down to ringside and hands the hammer to Amber Ashe, when suddenly, Steve Awesome who has recovered from taking a Bioshock in a McDonalds ball pit earier, has returned and begins to pick back up his fight with Trent.

Willy Carter: Damn....He is back.....I guess it times for Round Five...

Kelly Knite: FIGHT!!!

Roxxxie starts the match off with Zelda, due to the fact, her partner is busy off fighting Steve Awesome, Roxxxie knowing the odds are completely stacked against her, rushing in, and manages to take Zelda down, straddling her, and unloading a series of punches, but there is no official, as he is off trying to get Steve and Trent seperated, but the two continue to exchange blows on the outside, as The General and his crew have managed to seperate the two, while Trent is forced back to the ring, meanwhile due to the distraction, Rob Diamond came in and pulls Roxxxie off by her hair, before shoving her down.

Eric Hardy: That's just uncalled for Rob...

Kelly Knite: It's Roxxxie for crying out loud, She is used to having her hair pulled.

Meanwhile Trent has gotten back onto the apron, but Steve is trying to fight his way over towards the ring, while a large group of road agents and secruity continue trying to keep the two seperated, During this time, Trent notices Steve getting close to the ring, climbs to the top rope, and dives off with a Somersault Senton, landing ontop of the group of secruity, sending everyone crashing down to the throw, while back in the ring, Zelda, pulls Roxxxie up, and quickly nails a Roundhouse kick to her face, before begin to yank on Roxxxie hair, trying to pull it out, however Roxxxie comes back and nails a stiff punch to Sydney face.

Willy Carter: Seriously, Can't our secruity crew do anything right...laying down on the job and all.

The pile on the outside is down, including Steve and Trent, as Rob has migrated over, to check on both his friends, as he pulls body out of the way, Steve has Trent pinned down and is unloading a series of blows right to his face, Norman Dafoe has said screw it, and ignorges the carnage on the outside, As Roxxxie quickly dives off the top rope, hitting a crossbody and hooking the leg, Rob quickly has to rush back into the ring, to break up the pinfall, as Steve pulls Trent up, yanking out some of his bleached blonde hair, before slamming his face into the barricade, meanwhile, Roxxxie is unleashing a series of heavy handed blows to the face of Zelda, almost managing to bust her open before Norman Dafoe throws her off, Zelda quickly gets up, ducks under a clothline and hits Roxxxie with a Running DDT

Eric Hardy: Zelda is now in control and things are going to go dim for Roxxxie with no backup against Zelda and Rob Diamond.

Meanwhile on the outside, Trent has gotten up, and catches Awesome off guard, before nailing a Russian Legsweep into the barrier, Trent leaves the area, and heads towards Amber Ashe, and grabs the Hammer of Thor, he bought with him to ringside, and rushes back over towards Awesome, looking to crack him over the head with it, however Awesome ducks, and back drops Trent over the barricade into the fans, who one of them gets a nice gift of the hammer, as Steve jumps on the barricade and dives onto Trent sending the two of them into a pile of chairs.

Willy Carter: This is madness, Theses two have been going at it, nearly all freaking night.

Kelly Knite: We may have to go in the National Guard to seperate theses two.

Back in the ring, Zelda is climbed up on the turnbuckle, and waits for Roxxxie to get up to her feet, as she dives off, looking for a flying Huracanrana, but Roxxxie catches her with a Powerbomb in mid-air driving her down to the mat, Roxxxie goes for a cover, but Rob is quickly there once again, grabbing her foot, and pulling her off, however Roxxxie manages to get up and begins trying to battle Rob Diamond, but is shoved off by the nCw Champion, which causes her to turn around, and takes THE CONTRA CODE!

Eric Hardy: Contra Code, gotta be in the end of that.

Zelda goes for the pin, One.....Two.......Suprisingly Roxxxie manages to kick out somehow, much to the suprise and Zelda and Rob, Zelda is getting a little tired of this, climbs to the top rope and points her gun, however Roxxxie manages to get up and shakes the ropes, causing Zelda to tumble and fall, hitting her head on the apron before falling to the outside, while Rob quickly rushes off to check on her.

Kelly Knite: Oh No...I hope Zelda is okay.

Eric Hardy: That was a nasty fall.

Meanwhile Trent and Steve are still fighting on the outside, as Steve still in control, throws Trent Helms head directly into a Hot Dog Vendor, before getting a quick bite to eat, Trent slowly recovers as Steve goes to pick him up, when suddenly, he takes powder right to the eyes from a Invader Zim doll that Trent picked up from a fan, Steve holds his face in agony, as Trent grabs the Hot Dog Cart, and shoves it directly into Steve, bending him over, before Trent, quickly jumps onto the cart, leaps off and takes down Steve with a Huracanrana!

Kelly Knite: Hey Willy, Go get me one of them Hot Dogs...

Willy Carter: Go get one yourself.

Kelly Knite: Maybe I'll send Eric, we know he likes Weiners...

Eric Hardy: ......

Rob Diamond is still checking on Zelda, and doesn't notice Roxxxie is perched on the top turnbuckle, as she dives her, he turns around, as Roxxxie takes him down with a Crossbody from the top rope, before throwing Zelda back into the ring, Roxxxie quickly goes for the cover, One.....

Eric Hardy: Roxxxie is finally going to get her win over Zelda!!!!

Kelly Knite: This Can't be happening...

Willy Carter: Two.......

Norman Dafoe hand hits three, a split second after Zelda shoulder comes off the apron, Roxxxie quickly pulls Zelda up and powerbomb her down to the mat, and goes for another cover, One....Two.....Zelda once again kicks out. Roxxxie quickly climbs to the top rope, without taunting, dives off and connects with a Shooting Star Press!

Eric Hardy: That Shooting Star Press has got to be it!

Roxxxie once again goes for the cover, One....Two.....Rob is back up and breaks up the pin, Roxxxie goes for a spear on Rob and nails it to the surprise of the crowd, Roxxxie is back to her feet, she doesn't notice as Zelda comes up behidn her. Zelda grabs her arms slams her face down into the mat with the Game Over!!! Zelda covers 1...2...3!

Kelly Knite:Well, This match is over, but I think Zelda just took offense to another women touching her man.

Eric Hardy: Either way in the end... she picked up another victory over the former Women's champion...

Kelly Knite: Just another note for EMF to

Meanwhile, the camera has cut back to the entrance way, Where Trent and Steve still are battling, as Steve has gained control again and slams Trent head against the metallic staging lights, sending Trent down, Awesome pulls up the tired Trent, who is a little winded himself, and drags him towards the edge of the entrance ramp, however Trent quickly back body drops Steve headfirst into the Steel Ramp, as Trent winded stuggles up, until he looks at the fans, then at the nCw-Tron....

Kelly Knite: Oh God No.....

Eric Hardy: He's going to kill himself...

Willy Carter: And is going to take Steve with him....

Trent removes his Thor costume, and begins to scale the nCw-Tron as the fans are cheering him on, meanwhile Rob and Zelda make their ways up the entrance ramp, as Rob goes to check on Steve, as Zelda looks up and sees her uncle, She quickly begins yelling, as Trent has reached the top of the tron.

Zelda Knite: Please Uncle Trent, Don't do this!!!

Trent is struggling to retain his balance, perhaps dizzy from all the fighting taking place the entire night, as Zelda begins to plead with him, just to come down, Trent with his attention turned to Zelda, hasn't noticed Steve too has began to follow him up the tron, as Rob Diamond himself is even trying to talk Steve down, but theses two men seem to want to kill each other.

Eric Hardy: Jesus....Now he climbing up too...

Kelly Knite: We are going to get sued...

Trent hasn't notice Awesome has climbed up until it is too late, as Awesome low blows Trent which nearly causes him to loss his balance and fall off, but he hangs on, as Steve stands over him, lifting his feet up, as if he is going to stomp on Trent hands and make him fall, however Trent quickly grabs Awesome other foot and trips him, causing him to stumble and land back first on the steel holding up the tron, Trent swings his legs, and manages to get back on the tron, as Steve is slowly getting up, the two exchange punches, each time one connects they nearly fall off..

Kelly Knite: Someone get up there and get them down... They continue to exchange punches, exchanging punches, until Trent makes a last second charge and dives at Steve with a Huracanarana....No....STEVE CATCHES HIM FOR A POWERBOMB!

Eric Hardy: I can't look...

Willy Carter: Trent's gonna die....

Awesome struggles holding up Trent, who begins to fall back, as Awesome hits the tron itself, Trent out of options, grabs Steve head, and rams it backwards against one of the lights on the Tron, the back of Steve head hits it hard, as he slumps forward, losing his balance, as suddenly both men go flying off the tron, missing the entrance ramp and falls thru nearby tables at the side of the entrance ramp, crashing and shattering them, as the entire arena erupts in a HOLY **** CHANT!

Kelly Knite: They are dead!!!

Eric Hardy: WHAT IN THE HELL!!!!

Trent and Awesome are laying there motionless, as broken wood, and cables surround them, as Zelda and Rob rush off the stage, as nearly the entire staff is pouring out, Leon Wesker, and Norman Dafoe are the first on scene, soon followed by Kelly who has rushed over to that position. Kelly and Zelda scream at the carnage, as Adam Knite has came out, to hold his wife, Rob doing the same for Zelda...

Eric Hardy: I don't even know what to tell you fans....I think Steve Awesome and Trent Helms are both seriously injured....

Trent and Awesome are not moving, as EMT are making their way over, with two gurneys and neck braces, as several more members of the roster, have made it out onto the stage, such as Trent ex-wife Mercedes, Crystal Hilton, even The Ace and Kathleen Conway are there, checking on the carnage....but still no movement from either......the nCw logo comes on-screen and fades as we are out of time tonight.