
{nCw's Collision kicks off with "There and Back Again" Video montage. The fans in the arena are on their feet and cheering for everybody's favorite wrestling program. As the camera pans the crowd we see several signs up in the air and the masses wearing T-Shirts with their favorite wrestlers emblazed onto them. We finally settle down at the commentary table where Kelly Fox and Eric Hardy await.}
Eric Hardy: Hello fans, I'm Eric Hardy and as usual this is my partner the backstabbing, gold digging, Kelly Fox.
Kelly Fox: That hurts Hardy.. really really hurts. I only did what anybody in my position would do, and you know what I'm ahead of the game because of it. AotR is taking over… and nothing will save nCw.
Eric Hardy: If you say so, I think your group is about to get what they deserve.
Kelly Fox: How about we stop worrying about me and my love life and focus on this first match.
Eric Hardy: Phenomenal idea. Anyway up first we'll see the man who attacked Steve Awesome at Sovereign in action.
Kelly Fox: as big of a mystery as this guy is, it's even more of a mystery of who his partner is, and how they got a match without anyone knowing who they are.
Eric Hardy: Mysteries everywhere.
{Back at ringside we see that Hexx and Mimic are already in the ring and without music the two mystery men step out and walk to the ring with the fans not knowing what to think. Both men are completely draped in black one small and the other a quite large individual. They make their way to the ring where they enter and go to t heir corner}
Eric Hardy: Well here we go, the match is ready to get underway.
The taller of the two mystery men starts it off and almost immediately within seconds nails a Superkick that would cause the mime…Mimic to scream out in pain if he had a voice, Hexx looks around on the apron extremely confused and runs in to check on his partner, while the smaller one slingboards to the top rope, before lunging and leaping outwards, grabbing Hexx by the head and spinning around several degrees before spiking Hexx right on his head with a Tornado DDT….
Eric Hardy: Hexx and Mimic got destroyed in one move.
Kelly Fox: Are you really surprised?
Both men are now pulling Hexx and Mimic towards the turnbuckles as both climb up, the taller one looks out towards Kelly and makes a gesture, as he leaps off with a Somersault Senton, while the smaller one, leaps off with his version of a Corkscrew 630…
Eric Hardy: If that man isn't Trent Helms, who is it…
Kelly Fox: I'm more concerned about the one who made a gesture towards me.
Both masked men makes gestures as the Taller one grabs ahead of the leg of Hexx and quickly slaps on a Single Leg Boston Crab…Hexx begins to scream in pain as the taller masked man wrenches in on even tigher, as the smaller one, grabs the left arm of Mimic and locks on a Arm-Bar STF….Within second, both members of N.A.Z.I are tapping out.
Eric Hardy: God that was quick..
Kelly Fox: Kind Of like every man I've ever been with before Lance Ryan.
Eric Hardy: We didn't need to know that…anyways, lets head to commercial.
{{Commercial Break}}
The Callaways are already in the ring awaiting their opponents when Ecstasy of Gold" hits, and out come Craig Mueller and George Dunpork with Gordon Heath following behind them to tremendously loud boos from the crowd. Craig and George throw peanuts at the ringside fans. George takes things a step further by going up to a little girl at ringside and belching in her face.
Hardy: That's disgusting
Fox: Yet so typically male…
Craig and Rob go to the centre of the ring and lock up as the opening bell sounds. Craig gets the advantage and forces Rob back into his corner, where George gets a cheap shot to the back of Rob's head which dazes the young star as he stumbles into a snap suplex from Craig. Craig floats over into a quick cover…1…2…kick out by Rob Callaway…
Hardy: This one was almost over quickly…
Fox: Well duh…
Craig gets a little frustrated as he goes over and tags in George, as soon as Dunpork enters the ring, he gets hit by a series of right hands from Rob which send the big man stumbling back against the ropes. Rob then runs to the opposite ropes and tries for a spear on the rebound but George side steps and Rob goes crashing through the ropes onto the outside where a waiting Gordon lays the boots in as Craig distracts the referee and George throws his arms in the air as the crowd boo.
Hardy: No class at all…
Fox: Something you know all about, don't you Hardy…
Gordon then throws Rob back into the ring, as George goes over and tags in Craig.
Hardy: Quick tags being made here…
Fox: The key to victory in a match like this…
Craig quickly goes over and drags Rob to his feet and lifts him into a vertical suplex before hitting 'Riding the Pine' and going for a cover…1…2…Scotty runs over and makes the save by breaking it up. George runs in and clotheslines Scotty making him flip before he hits the canvas. Gordon hops up on the apron and again distracts the referee as Craig stomps on a dazed Rob and George stomps away on Scotty…
Hardy: What a dirty tactic…
Fox: But it works…
George drags Scotty to his feet before throwing him over the top rope to the outside. Gordon hops down from the apron and as the referee returns his attention to the match, Craig manages to turn Rob over into the sharpshooter, George laughs as he sees Rob helpless in the middle of the ring, and sits down on Rob's back hooking his arms and completing the Seventh Inning Stretch…
Hardy: My god what a move…
Fox: Its got to be over, there's no way Rob will survive this…
Rob taps almost instantly as Ecstasy of Gold" hits, and the victorious Sports Nutz release the hold and Rob lies motionless in the middle of the ring…
Hardy: The Callaways were dominated here tonight, they never stood a chance…
Fox: The Sports Nutz certainly made an impressive statement…
{{Commercial Break}}
Eric Hardy: It's been an interesting night so far. Seen allot of good, solid wrestling. Right now we're getting ready for what should be an action packed, high flying, high adrenaline event.
Kelly Fox: I guess. What's the deal with these two anyway?
Eric Hardy: Both men are looking to really make a name for them selfs here, thats what it's about Kelly.
Kelly Fox: Your always so up tight. Couldn't we make this hard core or something. Liven it up.
Eric Hardy: I'm pretty sure it'll be live enough.
( The arena is still buzzing from the night's events, the hubbub of the crowd settling slightly, the audience waiting for the next event.
Then suddenly a drumline rips out through the PA, lights in the arena flashing, the Tron showing Jack as he stands, grinning confidently, occasionally strobing with his name in bold letters. A lairy British voice can be heard shouting out over it, the drums still crashing away.
We put this festival on you b******s, with alot of love!
We worked for one year for you pigs!
And you want to break our walls down and destroy us?!
Well you go to hell!
With that, a British Invasion fuzzed up riff breaks through, just as Jack Hammond strides through with a confident grin, the lights still flashing above him and from the Tron as he observes the crowd, shrugging before walking down the ramp towards the ring, still looking about, grinning.
He jumps onto the ring apron before hopping over the top rope, wheeling about, yelling at the crowd, mounting the second turnbuckle to look around the arena before hopping off and limbering up in the ring, waiting for his opponent. )
Kelly Fox: Hammond looks fired up tonight. He better not disappoint.
Eric Hardy: I don't think he can Kelly.
( We hear the riffs that start The Game by Drowning Pool. The lights turn off and green strobelights start going off. Jon Michaels walks out onto the stage and looks around the crowd to a mixed reaction. He starts walking down the ramp and turns to his right and points at himself with both thumbs ala Matt Hardy, and continues down the ramp. Jon slides into the ring and points to himself with his thumbs again, and walks over to the ropes on the other end and stands on the first and second ropes, raising his right fist into the air, forming the devil horns and shows off his muscles. He jumps down and waits. )
Eric Hardy: Both men are in and we're ready to go.
( The bell sounds and the two of them immediately lock up for a test of strength. Michaels gets the advantage and throws Hammond into a side head lock. Hammond is trying to get loss. He pushes Michaels off into the ropes. Michaels comes back with a clothes line, Hammond ducks, Hammond turns as Michaels comes back from the other side, Hammond goes for a standing drop kick. Michaels stops and slaps Hammond's feet out of his face. Hammond drops to the mat, Michaels goes for a stomp, Hammond rolls out of the way. Michaels goes for a running kick, Hammond manages to trip up Michaels in his own feet bringing him down. Both men are quick to their feet. They lock up again. Michaels gets the advantage and goes for an arm drag right into a leg drop. He nails it. Michaels holds onto the arm and puts Hammond into an arm bar. )
Eric Hardy: Really intense first few minutes here. Both me are just trying so hard to get the advantage.
Kelly Fox: I have to give them some credit. That was pretty impressive. You know, for like a second.
( Hammond is trying to reach the ropes with his other hand. Michaels will not relinquish the hold. Michaels starts dropping his heel into Hammond's throat. Hammond is only inches from the ropes, but every time he gets close Michaels pulls back on that arm a little more. )
Kelly Fox: Michaels is trying to put Hammond away early. Thank god.
Eric Hardy: It amazes me how much you can't stand good wrestling.
Kelly Fox: It amazes... Shut up.
( Hammond finally gets to the ropes, the ref breaks it up. Michaels gets to his feet, the ref pushes him back to a corner. Hammond rolls outside for a moment holding his arm. Michaels bounces off the ropes, charges at Hammond. Michaels flies through the second ropes going for a suicide dive, he nails Hammond right in the chest and the two go strait to the floor. The fans are are really getting into this one. "NCW! NCW!" )
Eric Hardy: Oww my god. Michaels has taken the fight to Hammond on the outside. The two of them are just looking to prove them selfs to NCW, but Michaels is going above and beyond the call of duty here.
( Michaels is getting to his feet. Hammond is up. Hammond throws an elbow, another elbow. He's throwing elbows right into Michaels face. Michaels blocks, throws a fist. The ref is up to five. Hammond blocks, grabs Michaels, drop toe hold right into the barrier. Michaels is holding his head. Hammond pulls him up and Irish whips him right into the apron. Hammond charges and nails Michaels from behind with a shoulder block take down. Michaels is once again on the floor. Hammond rolls in and back out stopping the count at eight. He pulls Michaels up by his hair and Irish whips him shoulder first into the steel steps. Michaels is down again. Hammond rolls back inside. )
Eric Hardy: Jack Hammond is really a rising star here. Showing some true potential. However, a count out is not an impressive way to win a match.
Kelly Fox: A win is a win Eric. However you get it.
( The ref has reached five again. Six. Michaels is to his feet. Seven. Hammond is on the top rope. Eight. )
Eric Hardy: HAMMOND OFF THE TOP WITH A DIVING CROSS BODY!!!!
Kelly Fox: MICHAELS MOVED!!!
( Michaels moved at the last second, and Hammond landed right on the steel guard rails. Hammond is draped across the top. Fans are trying to cheer him on, but Hammond is just in allot of pain right now. He falls back to his feet only to be meet by a stiff clothes line from Michaels. Michaels pulls Hammond up. The ref has reached four. Michaels slams Hammond's head right into the steel steps. Five. Michaels with a knee to the gut. Six. Michaels now whips Hammond into the guard rail. Seven. Hammond is holding his stomach. Eight. Michaels gets back in the ring. Nine. Hammond just manages to slide under the ropes in time. )
Kelly Fox: A close call there for Jack Hammond. Guess he got lucky. If thats what you want to call it.
( Hammond is still on the mat as Michaels comes off the ropes and base ball slide kicks Hammond right back outside. Hammond hits the floor hard. The ref is now pushing Michaels back. The ref goes to the outside to check on Hammond. )
Eric Hard: Jack may have to call it a quits if he doesn't start to mount an offensive.
( Jack says he wants to continue. He walks up the steps and gets back in. The ref tells them to resume the match. Michaels comes charging right at Hammond, Hammond side steps him and whips Michaels right in between the turn buckles. Michaels shoulder goes right into the steel post. Michaels scream out in pain. )
Eric Hardy: Here comes the offense.
Kelly Fox: About time he does something.
( Michaels stands up, but lays back on the turn buckles. Hammond comes from the opposing corner and nails a Shining Wizard, but he holds on and turns it into a Bull Dog combination. The fans are loving the offense of Jack Hammond. Jack bolsters to the crowd for a moment before he goes back on the offensive. Michaels is starting to get up, but Hammond nails a buzzaw kick right to the side of his head. Michaels is down, Hammond to the top rope. Hammond goes for the shooting star press, and lands it perfectly. The crowd is on their feet now. Hammond pulls Michaels up. He starts throwing elbows again. Backs Michaels up into the corner. Michaels trys to break out with a clothes line, but Hammond nail's a beautiful spinning heel kick. Michaels falls back, then sits down in the corner. Hammond goes to the opposing corner and comes running in for a knee smash. The knee makes contact, and Michaels body just slides limp to the mat. Hammond goes up top and tries to get the fans going. )
Eric Hardy: I'm almost worried about what he's going to do here.
( Michaels starts to get up. Hammond is going to go for a senton splash, Michaels just gets his leg up high enough to kick the ropes. Hammond drops down. )
Kelly Fox: His baby making days are over.
( Michaels is full up now and nails a round house kick to the side of Hammond's head. Hammond falls from the top rope. Michaels brings Hammond to his feet, sends him off the ropes and goes for the seesaw snap sunset flip. Hammond lands on his back. Michaels is up. Hammond is getting up. Michaels with a few more stiff kicks to Hammond's head. )
Eric Hardy: Michaels is taking control again.
Kelly Fox: I think we're about to see the end of this match Eric. Maybe not a moment too soon.
Eric Hardy: This match has been fantastic Kelly.
( Michaels whips Hammond to wards the corner, Hammond runs up the ropes and goes for the "How Hard Can It Be?" Hammond drops Michaels to his back. Michaels is slow to his feet. Hammond comes flying off the ropes and jumps into the air for a mid air version of his finisher the "CHARGER!" He lands the stiff kick to the back of Michaels head. Michaels is down. Hammond with the pin. )
1..2..3!!!
Eric Hardy: Jack Hammond did it. He made a stunning come back in this action packed match. What an amazing show of athleticism.
Kelly Fox: I'll hand it to him. A match like that with a finish like that is why he belongs in NCW.
Eric Hardy: He belongs hunting for a title, but he's going to have to earn his place a bit more.
{{Commercial break}}
( Angel and Shelly are walking fairly quickly down the hall way. The stop in front of the door marked "Leonard Fox." Angel knocks. Before anyone answers he throws the door open. Leonard is sitting at his desk, a little surprised by the interruption. )
Leonard: Come right on in Angel.
Angel: Uhh, yeah, I know.
Leonard: You know Angel, this isn't like your old stomping grounds. You don't just come in here whenever you damn well please.
Angel: This is important.
Shelly: I suggest you listen.
Leonard: Of course. I do have a show to run, so please try no to suck up my whole night.
Angel: Funny. Look. The Age of Revolution think their just gonna walk all over you and NCW. I don't know too much about you Fox, but I know enough that I'd rather have you running the show. So here's my one time offer.
Leonard: Goody.
Angel: Tell me where their keeping Legion, and maybe I'll call up the Social Enemies so we can keep the Age of Revolution in check.
Leonard: Hmmm. Interesting offer. Let me get this strait. I tell you where Legion is, so you can run off and "exorcise" him. (Angel nods.) In return you'll call up the Social Enemies, who in PWW where nothing but a bunch of power hungry punks, so you can fight off the Age of Revolution.
Angel: You got it.
Leonard: Lets say it works. You beat them, whats to say the you and the Social Enemies don't just turn around and pick up where the Age of Revolution left off?
Angel: Our deal.
Leonard: So I'm supposed to take you at your word?
Shelly: It's a yes or it's a no Fox. Stop dicking around.
Leonard: Isn't fun when someone does it back? No Angel, I will not tell you where Legion is. I won't having you injure him any further. Besides, when he comes back I plan on having you two meet up in the ring anyways. So basically just be patient. As for the Social Enemies.. Who is left? Falcon's here. Where are the others? Dead, retired, C level movie actors? Come on Angel, be serious. You got a match coming up, go get ready for that.
Angel: I see. All right Fox. We can play it your way. Like you said, I'll get Legion eventually. But we'll just see how long before your begging for my help. I know that you know how good I am. Your little NCW buddies aren't going to be able to stop them.
Leonard: We'll see.
( Angel smiles. Shelly and Angel turn and leave the room. Angel makes sure to shut the door extra hard. )
Shelly: Don't worry Angel, he'll come begging sooner or later.
Angel: Hope it won't be too late.
Shelly: Me neither.
Angel: He's right though. I do have a match coming up. A match with Jack Hammer, or jackhammer and Matt Margera. I've exhausted material on Matt, but Jack on the other hand. Well he grew a set. Jack I was delighted to hear from. Truly. An actually quite happy to hear that you wish to make an example of me. You see Jack that is what I've always wanted. I want a new rival. I've beaten Falcon. It took three long years, but I beat him. Now I'm looking your way. Jack, you do impress just a little bit. Just a little. I've been watching you. People think I don't but I do. I'm all about winning, and titles. You don't get belts, or even win matches without knowing how to beat your opponents. Your big Jack, string, your a good wrestler. However tonight, you just won't be good enough.
Shelly: And Matt. I know your probably feeling sorry for all the dumb things you've said, but look it's okay. Angel just wants to win tonight. He's not looking to hurt you anymore than need be. By all means though, come out here looking to win. Angel has never been one to just walk over his opponents. He hates when they just lay down. Do us a favor and put up a good fight. Who knows, maybe you could one day be the next great rival of Angel.
Angel: I doubt it. May God have Mercy on your Souls boys...
( Angel and Shelly walk off down the hall way. And we are taken back to ringside. )
Eric Hardy: Angel seems to mean business here tonight.
Kelly Fox: Who cares about Angel? Is he World Champion like my Lance Ryan? No! Lets just get to our next match, because it should be a good one.
(The lights go out in the arena as Dragula by Rob Zombie begins to play. The fans boo because they know very well who this is. When the lights come back on just as the song speeds up, Angel, and his girl Shelly are on the ramp. Angel in his classic "Jesus" pose. The two head to the ring, Angel slides in under the ropes, while Shelly walks up the steps. Angel pulls the second rope up for her, so she may easily enter the ring. Angel stands on the second rope in the corner and poses once more, while Shelly praises him from the center of the ring.)
Eric Hardy: Angel, as ever confident about tonight's match.
Kelly Fox: Are you really surprised? I don't care who you are or how big you are, you can't ignore this man.
("Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" blares over the PA. Matt comes out from behind the curtain, jumps on his skateboard and skates on the security railing down to the ring. At the end of the railing, he kickflips off of it and onto the ring apron while bringing the skateboard into his right arm. He gets in the ring and sets the skateboard down into the corner.)