
( We skip the opening promo package and go backstage where Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond and Nelly Angel are in the middle of beating the holy hell out of each other. Dominicus spins Nelly around and slams him face first into a wall but Nelly counters with a kick to Rob's stomach and turns with a stiff right hand. Rob falls back on the steps that lead to the entrance ramp and kicks Nelly in the knee then spears him into the wall. Nelly drops a few elbows across Rob's shoulders and shoves him back and goes for a wheel kick that knocks Rob over. )
Eric Hardy: We're starting tonight off with a backstage brawl. Apparently moments before we went on the air Rob Diamond jumped Nelly Angel who was about to give an interview with Chad Lights.
( Nelly helps Rob up then smacks his face into the steps and begins to drag him up them but Rob puts on the breaks and German suplexs Nelly at the top of the steps right before the curtain. )
Kelly Knite: I love watching these guys kick each others asses.
Eric Hardy: So do our viewers at home too.
( Diamond pushes him self up and grabs Nelly by his hair and basically whips him through the curtain, Nelly spills onto the stage and Rob bursts out with a knee lift into Nelly's face. He pulls him up and goes for a Diamond cutter but Nelly pushes him away and grabs Rob for a Back Cracker. )
Eric Hardy: Seriously, why can't these guys just get along?
Kelly Knite: It's pretty hard when your polar opposites.
( Eric and Kelly dead pan the camera as we go back to the stage. Nelly Angel is on his feet and heading toward the ring, Rob is up and runs down the ramp and clubs Nelly over the back, Nelly falls down and rolls a few feet. Rob stops at the ring and reaches underneath and pulls out a steel chair. Nelly is up and Rob runs at him with the chair up but Nelly super kicks that mother lover right into Rob's face, Rob drops the chair and Nelly ddt's him on it. )
Eric Hardy: NICE! Rob ate a mouth full of chair baby.
Kelly Knite: God I hate when you try to sound like the youth of today.
( Nelly is up, he picks up the chair and seems to have something devious in mind as Rob rolls over. Nelly gets in the ring and begins to climb up the ropes in the corner. Rob is up and Nelly flies off the top rope with the ANGEL ZIMMER! )
Eric Hardy: NO WAY! ANGEL ZIMMER WITH A CHAIR!
Kelly Knite: Both of them are laid out.
Eric Hardy: Yeah, neither one of them came out the winner right there, though I'm sure Nelly feels a little satisfied.
Kelly Knite: It's always a good feeling when you get Rob to close his mouth.
( The two of them are still laying there when "Dig" by Mudvayne begins to play over the arena PA system. The crowd has a very mixed reaction for General Manager Chris Diamond as he steps out onto the ramp shaking his head with microphone in hand. )
Chris Diamond: I have had enough! I have a 24 hour headache because of the two of you constantly berating me about the other. But don't worry, I think I have a solution...
Eric Hardy: This should be good.
Kelly Knite: Shhh.
( Rob and Nelly start to come too, Nelly is the first to stumble to his feet while Rob sort of rolls over and gets on all fours for a second. )
Chris Diamond: You see, I was going to announce a Tag Team Tournament for the number one contendership tonight and the teams were going to be Bad Company, Magically Delicious, Karras and Tempestad aka the God Squad and Dirty Deal... But then I had an epiphany as I watched Nelly Angel and my brother try to kill each other. Why not take Dirty Deal out of the tournament... because I can do that... And force you two to be a team?
Eric Hardy: WHAT!?
( Rob and Nelly look at each other then back to Chris like "WTF?" )
Chris Diamond: I know, I thought it was a great idea too. So this is how it's going to be, next week you two are going to team up and take on Bad Company in round one of this tournament, and as long as your in the tournament you behave like a real tag team, the moment your out of it, you can go back to beating the hell out of each other of free tv. Just keep in mind, the winners get a title shot at Sovereign.
( Chris heads backstage as Rob pulls himself up, he and Nelly still glaring at one another. )
Eric Hardy: Did you hear that Kelly?
Kelly Knite: Chris Diamond with another awesome executive decision.
Eric Hardy: Personally, I don't see this ending well.
Kelly Knite: No one does, but damn its going to be a fun ride.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: Well, now that Nelly and Diamond beating the snot out of each other is out of the way, it's finally time for our first match.
Kelly Knite: Oh, and it's going to be a good one, the return of AJ Phoenix... and Will Washington!
Eric Hardy: They're both going to be looking to make an immediate impact on their returns, should be great.
{The start of "I came to play" By Downstait comes over the PA, the lights dim down as strobe lights follow the first few seconds before the guitar riff explodes, then "The American Nightmare" Alex Jones emerges in a shirt sleeveless orange vest with a hood covering his facial features and black tracksuit pants, he makes his way down to the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron he climbs between the ropes and flips his hood back before removing the vest and pants}
{The lights in the arena go out as the beginning riffs of “The Soldier’s Song” start, and red, white, and blue lights flash quickly in succession. A spotlight travels throughout the darkness and highlights the crowd before turning off. An explosion is seen and smoke fills the entranceway and the singing starts. The spotlight comes back on Will Washington as he makes his way through the smoke wearing an Army Strong T-Shirt, and dog tags while carrying a tattered American flag. He stops and looks around while he is introduced. “From Cambridge, Massachusetts…..Weighing in at two hundred and thirty-two pounds….. ‘The Patriotic Punisher‘……Will Washington!” Will raises his American flag, before draping it over his shoulders and walking down the ramp. He ascends the ringside steps and lays the flag across the top turnbuckle, before entering between the ropes. He goes to the corner and stands on the second turnbuckle. He takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd, before picking up the flag and raising it once again. He jumps down and walks over, handing his dog tags and flag to the official before going to another corner and throwing punches, waiting for the match to begin.}
Eric Hardy: Both men are here Kelly, you know what that means.
Kelly Knite: That you're going to shut up and let me enjoy this match?
Eric Hardy: Of course not.
{The match starts the second the bell rings as Will Washington and Jones immediately lock hands in the middle of the ring, where Washington spins through and flips AJ onto his holding his arm. He keeps hold and pulls hard, jerking The Phoenix back to his feet where he pulls him close, wraps him up, and then throws him over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Alex Jones hits the mat hard, he holds his back but quickly turns over and to his feet. Washington grabs him by the arm again and runs with AJ throwing him chest first into the corner. When Jones stumbles out backwards Washintgon grabs him with a back body drop, that he holds onto and arches back into a pin 1....2... but AJ forces his way free. Both men turn over and jumps back to their feet, Washington charges at Jones for a running Yakuza kicks but Jones side steps the attack, when Washington hits the breaks and turns he takes the PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK straight to the face and is sent flying across the ring.}
Eric Hardy: A perfectly executed drop kick by AJ.
Kelly Knite: Jones is textbook pretty in everything he does in the ring.
{Washington is quick to jump back to his feet, and he and Jones regroup as they circle each other for a bit in the center of the ring. Washington steps at AJ who simply kicks him right in the stomach. Phoenix runs, bounces off the ropes, comes back and hits Washington with a spinning neck breaker, and jumps right back to his feet as WW is on the ground holding his head. With Washington temporarily incapacitated, AJ climbs the nearest turnbuckles and perches himself there. He waits and when Washington works his way back to his vertical base, Alex leaps off with the flying hurricanrana that whips Washington back across the ring. Jones quickly turns over and jumps onto Washington's chest and hooks a leg. 1....2.... but WW puts an arm up. }
Eric Hardy: amazing move by Jones, I don't see how Washington was able to escape there.
Kelly Knite: I swear, Phoenix might be the smoothest wrestler in NCW at times, it's like a thing of beauty.
Eric Hardy: You're very deep Kelly.
Kelly Knite: I resent that!
Eric Hardy: Not like that!
{Jones gets back to his feet, where he immediately heads to the apron and pulls back on the top rope, waiting as Washington turns over and warks his way back to his feet. The Phoenix leaps onto the top rope and comes in with a springboard crossbody, but he's caught in mid air and thrown up and over Washington's head with a fall away slam! Washington, picks AJ off the ground and hits AJ with the STUNNED SILENCE! Washington quickly covers 1....2... but AJ puts the arm up? Washington doesn't let this stop him as he just pulls AJ to his feet, he locks him into a full nelson and puts AJ down with the Dragon Suplex! 1....2... but again AJ lifts his shoulder off the mat! Washington slaps the mat in frustration.}
Kelly Knite: Looks like Will Washington is running out of ideas.
Eric Hardy: Alex Jones has had that effect on the best of them.
{Washington, again pulls Jones back to his feet and Irish Whips him across the ring into the far corner. Washington runs and hits a stinger splash, he turns and runs out of the corner, he turns back and charges in again and leaps but this time the second splash misses as Phoenix steps out of the corner. Washington holds his chest in obvious pain as AJ turns him around and hits the AJ-guri! AJ covers 1...2... but Washington puts the shoulder up. The Phoenix grabs Washington's arm and drags him to the center of the ring, where he helps him back to his feet, he turns WW around and locks him into the full nelson and gives him his own Dragon Suplex! 1....2... but Will Wash kicks out as well!}
Kelly Knite: Jones showing Washington how a Dragon Suple is done.
Eric Hardy: and it was a half second away from getting him the pinfall.
Kelly Knite: It was close, I think Washington is done for.
{Phoenix grabs Washington by the leg and pulls him back into the center of the ring where he locks him into a sharpshooter. The fans cheer as AJ arches back. Washington claws and pulls at the mat and manages to get within a hair of the bottomo rope, when AJ steps forward and pulls him back towards the center of the ring. Washington this time pushes up and with everything he can muster spins his legs and manages to send Alex Jones tripping off balance and breakign the hold. Washington quickly tries to get back to his feet now to escape AJ but it's too late as Jones regroups and hits a running leg drop to... no no... Washington just manages to roll away in time and Jones falls flat on his rear.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Washington is fighting for his life right now.
Kelly Knite: Jones has him in a bad spot, and once AJ sees an opening he attacks.
{Jones quickly flips backwards and jumps to his feet, as Washington gingerly gets to his as well. Alex charges and goes for a front buzzsaw kick to Wash's head but WW ducks it, letting AJ's momentum turn him around, when it does Washington kicks his leg and locks in the cobra clutch! He hits the INTEROGATION TACTICS with the suplex and bridge 1....2...3!}
Eric Hardy: And Will Washington has found a way to pulll this off!
Kelly Knite: Oh, a great match and a good win for Washington in his first match back.
Eric Hardy: These two were both so close to winning....
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: After seeing Nelly and Dominicus get into it earlier I can't wait to see what's going to happen in this match.
Kelly Knite: You know Rob can't be too happy right now... I think I feel sorry for Severe Payne....
Eric Hardy: He's going to have his hands full, no doubting that....
{ The first four chords of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" ring through the arena as the crowd instantly recognizes the familiar intro and goes wild! The drums kick in in time with four huge pyro blasts from the entrance floor POW! POW! POW! POW! Severe Payne emerges from behind the curtain and walks briskly down the aisle, going side to side and giving the excited fans high fives. Payne runs up the stairs and into the ring as four more pyro explosions blow up on the ring posts...He then poses facing outward on all four of the corners, standing on the second turnbuckle, then takes his vest off and quickly concentrates on his opponent.}
{BORN TO BLEED! FIGHTING TO SUCCEED! BUILT TO ENDURE WHAT THIS WORLD THROWS AT ME!
Green mist flows from the stage as"Supervillain" by Powerman 5000 plays over the arena PA system. Lord Dominicus steps out through the curtains and stops as the mist surrounds him. When he steps forward it's to the beat of the song. A black American Flag blazes on the tron behind him as he continues to the ring, finally reaching it he rolls under the ropes and on his hands a knees crawls to the nearest corner and sits down, almost as if his opponent or this match doesn't matter to him at all.}
Eric Hardy: Dominicus still looks like he's fuming from earlier...
Kelly Knite: Oh he is, and as for exhibit A.. he doesn't even wait for the bell.
{Kelly is right as Dominicus suddenly springs at Payne and begins violently punching him driving him back into the corner. The referee begins wildly signalling for the bell and the match to officially star.}
Eric Hardy: Yeah, this isn't going to be a fun night for Payne, win or lose.
Kelly Knite: He's got his hand's full.
{Dominicus takes his hand back and then brings it crashing down on Payne's chest as the fans let out a giant “wooo” with ever chop as Dominicus strikes over and over. Payne's chest is glowing red now as Dominicus steps back. Severe takes a step like he's coming out of the corner and Lord Dominicus puts his boot right on his throat and begins pushing back. After about five seconds Mitch Kennedy comes over to force Dominicus to let go of the choke. LD complies and Payne collapses in the corner, hanging there limply. Diamond takes Payne and lifts him up onto the top rope in a sitting position. LD climbs up to the middle rope after him, wraps him up and then throws him off the turnbuckles with an overhead release belly to belly suplex! Payne crashes intot he middle of the ring hard as Dominicus gets back to his feet, he runs leaps into the air and puts an atomic leg drop onto Payne for good measure then covers. 1....2.... but No, Payne throws a shoulder up.}
Kelly Knite: Rob is not playing around tonight, he's attacking Payne like Jimmy Turner attacks a double cheeseburger.
Eric Hardy: Wow... that's a lot of attacking....
Kelly Knite: And just like Turner it looks like Rob is going for seconds.
{The former Rob Diamond wastes no time as he grabs Payne by the back of his head and pulls him to his feet. He takes Payne by the arm and looks for the pump handle slam, but as he lifts Payne, payne comes out of it and lands behind Diamond. Diamond quickly spins around with a back fist but Payne ducks it and puts a shoulder into the gut of Diamond. With Diamond stunned for a brief moment, Payne lifts back up, takes him by the head and hits a side russian leg sweep. Diamond holds the back of his head as he rolls on the ground in pain. Payne heads for the nearest corner and waits as Diamond attempts to get back up, as he does Payne comes running from behind, leaps and smashes Diamond right back into the mat with a bulldog, driving his head into the mat. Payne flips Diamond over and jumps on top of him, and begins throwing atlernating punches into the face of Diamond as the fans are cheering him on like crazy.}
Eric Hardy: Payne is bringing the payne with this punches, Dominicus has nowhere to go and noway to defend himself.
Kelly Knite: Severe Payne doesn't look too happy about the way Dominicus started this match.
{Finally Payne stops the attack as he grabs a limp Diamond by the head and pulls him back up, he takes Diamond, put shim between his legs and lifts him, he connects with the SEVERED HEAD! Lord's head bounces off the mat and Payne covers him instantly 1....2... but Dominicus puts the shoulder up to the boos of the crowd.}
Kelly Knite: The fans weren't happy that, that didn't work.
Eric Hardy: It's pretty clear who they're rooting for.
Kelly Knite: I think that was clear before this match started though.
{Payne isn't slowed by this as he just grabs Diamond and pulls him back up, he moves Rob's arm out of the way and lifts him for a sidewalk slam but Dominicus throws his lower body up, grab's Payne's head with his shins and head scissors Payne to his back! Severe is quick to get back to his feet and readies an attack as Dominicus is a little slower to get up. Payne takes off and goes for a running elbow strike but Dominicus lowers his head under it, quickly turns around and clubs the back of Payne's head with a vicious clothesline!}
Kelly Knite: Holy... Lordy just severed Payne's head now..
Eric Hardy: Nice pun.....
Kelly Knite: Shut it Hardy.
{Dominicus reaches down and pulls Severe Payne right back up, he quickly spins Payne around grabs him and Atomic drop! Payne bounces off of Diamond's knee and Dominicus does the spin and this time cracks Payne in the skull with the spinning back fist sending him to the ground. Lord Dominicus falls to his knees and covers 1....2... but Payne isn't done for. Dominicus argues with he ref that it was a three by slapping the mat three times.}
Kelly Knite: Looks like Lord Dominicus isn't happy with that count.
Eric Hardy: It was close, but Payne did have the shoulder up in time.
Kelly Knite: But you're a blind old man, how could you tell?
Eric Hardy: I'm not blind... and I'm not “that” old, thank you.
{Dominicus pulls Payne by the hair and yanks him to his feet. He throws Severe hard into the corner, runs in and hits a big running splash... no Payne side steps out of the corner and Diamond craches into the turnbuckle chest first. Dominicus holds his chest in pain as Payne grabs him from behind lifts him up and drops him over his knee with a back breaker. He holds on, stands back up and does it again... then one more time, completingthe Payne Sequence! He drops Dominicus to the mat who is holding his back in pain from the attack. And Payne focuses on Dominicus's legs, bending over he takes them for the PAYNE KILLER, but as he bends down he's taken into a Falcon-esque rollup! Diamond has him hooked up, he reaches up and takes a handfull of tights as well 1....2....3! Dominicus refusing to have his arm raised quickly rolls out of the ring, looking angry as he storms towards the back.}
Eric Hardy: Oh man... Lord Dominicus walks out with the victory, thanks to some questionable tactics.
Kelly Knite: That's his MO, do whatever it takes to win....
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: You look worried Kelly.
Kelly Knite: What? Me? No way.
Eric Hardy: Are you sure, because your grinding your teeth, sweeting and you keep checking to make sure that the EMTs are ready for anything.
Kelly Knite: Can't be too safe.
Eric Hardy: I think your worried about Zelda.
*Smack*
Eric Hardy: Or not... I would be... She's about to face a nut case in a no rules situation, speaking of...
Can you deal with the hallucination?
The opening riff of Black Bullet by Kidney Thieves comes on as Julietta comes out to a chorus of boos. She just ignores it and spits before running to the ring. She rolls under the ropes and begins to stretch as the match gets ready to begin.
Kelly Knite: The crazy really brings out her eyes...
Eric Hardy: Nice to see you coming back to reality.
Kelly Knite: I really think this match is a bad idea.
Eric Hardy: I thought you hated Zelda.
Kelly Knite: That doesn't mean I want to see her crucified before a live audience.
Eric Hardy: Actually, I'm pretty sure you said you did.
*Smack*
Eric Hardy: Or not...
{Zelda's theme kicks on as the LoZ remix starts off with smoke filling the entrance ramp. "Call to Action" by Pillar hits now and the strobe lights around the ramp begin flicking on and off as Zelda slowly steps out with her arms stretched out, the music picks up and Zelda sprints to the ring. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and plays to the crowd for a bit. When the music dies down, she jumps down and waits for the match to begin.}
Eric Hardy: Ready or not...
Julietta is ready and slams her whole body into Zel, knocking her into the turn buckles. Lee takes a fist full of hair and spins her around before tossing her like a rag doll. Zel tries to get up but Lee kicks her in the side, grabs her by the hair, slams her face into the mat, stands her up, snapmares her by the hair, pulls her up by the hair again and whips her into the turn buckles before pump kicking her right in the gut.
Eric Hardy: God she's brutal.
Kelly Knite.... this sucks....
Zel tries to get up but Lee stomps her on the back and begins laughing maniacally as she proceeds to stomp a mud hole in her and walk that som beach dry.
Eric Hardy: Julietta Lee is showing no mercy in the opening minutes of this match.
Kelly Knite: Zelda needs to get while the getting is good.
Julietta helps Zelda up and throws her into the ropes, Zelda spills over the top, bounces off the apron and drops onto the floor below. Julietta runs across the ring, Zelda stands up and Julietta comes back off the rebound and drop kicks her in the back of th neck and sends her face first into the guard rails.
Eric Hardy: Julietta wasn't kidding about trying to ruin Zelda's pretty face.
Knite pulls herself up but Lee takes her from behind and Irish whips her into the ring post. Zelda groans as she hits and Lee doesn't let her inhale another breath by slamming her face into the post two more times then ripping back on her head and slamming Zelda into the guard rails again.
Kelly Knite: Can the ref do his damn job and get them in the ring?
Eric Hardy: He is doing his job, waiting for one of them to pin the other.
Kelly Knite: This is crap, who's freaking idea was it to stick them in a match with no rules?
Eric Hardy: I'm going to bet money on Chris Diamond.
Kelly Knite: He's a ****.
Zelda is a little out of it when she looks up to see Julietta Lee with a steel chair. Julietta swings like she's Mark McGuire and Zelda just barely gets out of the way, the chair collides with the guard rails and Zelda is to her feet. Lee turns and Zelda drop kicks the chair into her chest.
Eric Hardy: Finally, Zelda gets some offense.
Kelly Knite: *Phew*
Knite picks the chair up now and twirls it around as Julietta starts to get up. Zelda cracks her over the back once, twice, three times for good luck then once right up the side of her head and knocks her into the crowd.
Kelly Knite: SUCK ON THAT PSYCHO!
Zelda suddenly smiles like she has some sort of crazy idea. Julietta uses some fat guy to pull herself up but Zelda throws the chair into the back of her head and knocks her over. Knite rolls into the ring and springs to her feet before blazing across the ring at top speed, rebounding off the ropes and coming back across, she leaps right to the top rope and takes exactly a split second to measure the distance before launching herself off the top rope and into the crowd where she lands perfectly on Julietta's shoulder and nails one of the most spectacular Hurricanrana s you have ever seen.
"HOLY SH**! HOLY SH** THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! NC DUB! NC DUB!"
Eric Hardy: The crowd is on fire after that move.
Kelly Knite: Who wouldn't be, that was amazing?
Zelda is right up and a bunch of near by fans slap her on the back as she pulls Julietta up by her hair and bull dogs her into a near by steel chair. Without even thinking about it, she pulls Lee back up and KNITES OF THE ROUND ON THE CONCRETE!
Kelly Knite: I bet psycho bimbo is really happy she got this match now.
Eric Hardy: She's probably loving the abuse.
The ref is imploring Zelda to move this back to ring side, and again she smiles and heads back to the ring. Zelda hops the barrier and goes right to looking under the ring. Julietta in the mean time rips some guys beer out of his hand and chugs it before lip locking the dude.
Kelly Knite: What a slut.
Eric Hardy: *snickers* Pot... Kettle...
Kelly Knite: QUIET!
Eric Hardy: Black.
*smack*
Julietta begins to drag herself back to the ring as Zelda pulls a table out from underneath the ring. She slides the table in as Julietta falls over the barrier and onto the padded floor. Julietta begins to pull herself up again when Zelda comes at her for a knee lift, Lee moves and Z hits the barrier with her knee, Lee nails the Whips and Chains before Z can recover right on the padded floor.
Eric Hardy: Zelda missed the knee lift and the veteran capitalized.
Julietta begins to look under the ring now and shrieks with joy.
"THEY BROUGHT IT!!!!"
Kelly Knite: They brought what?
Lee drags a four foot long pan of glass out from under the ring.
Kelly Knite: Oh crap.
Julietta looks so happy that words can't even describe it as she takes the glass and leans it up against the ring apron.
Eric Hardy: This is about to get really bad.
Z is trying to get up when Julietta digs her nails into her scalp and spins her around. She goes for an Irish whip into the glass but Z puts on the brakes and fires an elbow into her gut but Lee clubs her over the back. Lee goes for another Irish whip and this time Z responds with a pele kick to the face. Knite jumps to her feet and pulls Lee up and tries to slam her into the glass but Lee grabs the ring barrier.
Kelly Knite: Somebody is going through that glass.
Eric Hardy: And it's going to be painful.
Kelly Knite: Well duh.
Zelda gets frustrated and slaps Julietta across the face, Lee blinks coldly before ramming a knee into Zelda's midsection and ripping her off her feet for the UNBIRTH THROUGH THE GLASS!!!!
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD! Not only did she go through the glass, but her head smacked against the ring apron.
Kelly Knite: I can't believe the ref is letting this go on.
Eric Hardy: I'm sure he wishes he could stop it.
Julietta cackles wildly as she helps Zelda up and rolls her lifeless body into the ring. Zelda's back is all cut up as Julietta admires her handy work.
Kelly Knite: I hate this b****.
Lee rolls in too, she stands up and walks over to the table that Zelda had slid in earlier. Knite is still out as Julietta sets the table up in the center of the ring.
Eric Hardy: I think Zelda passed out from the pain.
Kelly Knite: Which is exactly why the referee should call this damn match.
Julietta caresses Zelda's pretty head as she stands her up for perhaps the last time, directly in front of the table.
Eric Hardy: This is it...
Julietta grabs her around the throat for the HELL HATH NO FURY!!!! But Zelda locks her legs around Julietta's and blocks the hold then breaks free, leaps into the air for HERE'S TO THE KNITE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Kelly Knite: Here's to the Knite and now it's over.
Zelda just barely rolls over and drapes an arm over Julietta, the ref drops down for the count. One.. Two.. Three!
Amber Ashe: Your winner by pin fall... ZELDA KNITE!
Eric Hardy: What a close and brutal match Kelly, Julietta nearly had it but that last minute burst from Zelda saved the match for her.
Kelly Knite: She's walking out of this one the winner but she's also walking away with a valuable lesson. The target on her back is quite large and Julietta nearly hit it tonight.
Eric Hardy: Something I'm sure management took notice of as they consider Zelda's next challenger.
Zelda Knite climbs up on the turnbuckles with her title and celebrates to a huge pop from the local crowd.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: Our next match should be real...
He gets cut off with the opening of "Run Rabbit Run" to quite a bit of jeering and booing from the crowd. Out steps Brad Kane along with Megan Kane, the two smirking the entire time.
Kelly Knite: Oh joy, we get to be graced with their presence...
Eric Hardy: Cue the internet bitching right about now.
The two are in street clothes, sliding into the ring. The music cuts, Brad and Megan both pulling microphones out their pants, not wanting to use an official nCw branded microphone. The crowd is at a fever pitch with their jeers, Brad smirking.
Brad Kane: Good evening losers, virgins and the terminally ill.
More booing.
Brad Kane: I mean you have to be terminally ill close to death or possibly retarded to tune into this crap week after week. I mean I choked out that little idiot last night after he told everyone he'd end me so I wouldn't destroy this little crapshack of a promotion. I made your boy, Andrew Jacobsen tap out like the little bitch he is in the middle of that ring.
Yeah, people love Andrew Jacobsen, cheering for his name before going back to booing.
Brad Kane: But this isn't about that pissant tonight. Nah, see we've devised a master plan to end this company right here tonight.
Megan Kane: Its true. Last night after my husband, the greatest professional wrestler on the face of this earth, got backstage and grabbed my ass, I told him I had an idea.
Brad Kane: We talked about it all night, among doing other things that most of you only read about or pay to see with a credit card until mommy and daddy discover about it.
The virgins boo.
Brad Kane: Tonight in the middle of this ring, you'll see it live and for the price of the ticket you paid.
The couple smirks, Megan placing her mic down on the mat, staying down her knees.
Brad Kane: Right now is phase one. This is called oral sex. This is the act of getting a blowjob.
Eric Hardy: WHAT!?
Kelly Knite: If... if they do this, then the FCC... oh god...
Megan unzips his fly, beginning to lick her lips. But at the last second, Brad pulls her up.
Brad Kane: You know what, I think we need something a bit more nasty for these people. Megan, if you could, take your shirt off.
Without a second thought she does and, well, her bra is so small she's practically spilling out of it.
Brad Kane: Take notice, this is what a real woman looks like. Not like those bimbos in the back. Now I would like you to lean against the ropes and pull your pants down.
And, once again, Megan takes off more clothing. Itty bitty thong time. Brad gets right behind her as she moves her hips, a smile on her face.
Brad Kane: Oh my, this feels great. Time to see the massive erection.
Kelly Knite: SOMEONE STOP THIS, CUT TO COMMERICAL, ANYTHING!
Eric Hardy: I agree with you Kelly, this is just, this is too far.
Brad spins Megan around and kisses her as she reaches down as the picture cuts out and goes to one of those technical difficulty screens. It stays like that for a few minutes and when it comes back, the camera is cut to the announcers table.
Eric Hardy: Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of New Championship Wrestling, we'd like to apologize. What was going on was something we had no idea about, it was a complete shock to us and to the fans. The lights went out here in the arena and when they came back on, the Kanes were no where to be found.
Kelly Knite: I... I can't believe they were going to do it on national TV with kids in the crowd. We pride ourselves on trying to be family oriented most of the time. I'm sorry too
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: Wow Kelly... we've had a great night so far, and it's still fairly young, maybe we can get through this next match without any censors jumping down our throat.?
Kelly Kntie: Lets pray so, because this next match should be an interesting clash of styles between the two very honorable wrestlers Atreyu and Nelly Angel and team Infamous who don't exactly believe in a fair fight.
Eric Hardy: Should be interesting to see what happens, no doubt about it.
{Still Counting by Volbeat begins to blare as the fans boo Zane and Bates. Team Infamous walks to the ring ignoring them and ready themselves for the match.}
{Nelly and Atreyu come out to “Honor” by Atreyu as the fans cheer the two on. They make their way together to the ring as a team, showing a sign of unity.}
Eric Hardy: Another example of when it's clear who the fans want to win.
Kelly Knite: When have the fans every mattered?
Eric Hardy: For somebody who will be running this company.. somebody who HAS ran this company I thin you'd know all about how mcuh the fans matter.
Kelly Knite: Hmm... I'll give you that one old man.
{The referee tells each team to pick a starting man, but Infamous refuses. The stand there refusing to get on the apron as the ref seems confused.}
Kelly Knite: What are these two idiots doing?
Eric Hardy: Beats me....
Kelly Knite: Gross....
Eric Hardy: Is that all you ever think about?
{The ref gets in their faces but is shoved away by Zane and he and Bates suddenly charge, Zane nails Atreyu with a running clohtesline as Bates gives Nelly a huge shove sending him flying off the apron, into the steel ring barriers. Zane grabs Atreyu, and hits him with the Headshrinker! He moves out of the way as Bates climbs the turnbuckles and comes off with the swingline stapler press!}
Kelly Knite: What in the hell is going on?
Eric Hardy: I don't know by they are just assaulting Atreyu right now...
{Zane exits the ring and stands on the apron as Bates helps the referee up and tells him to start the match? Nelly reaches into the ring and helps Atreyu out as the bell starts ringing signaling the beginning of the match. Nelly slides into the ring and it looks like he might be on his own for a while....}
Kelly Knite: Oh this is just not fair...
ERic Hardy: I believe that's the point.
Kelly Knite: Silly Hardy, thinks I actually care about what he believes.
{Nelly charges at Bates who side steps him and avoids him. Nelly seems confused, and he goes to lock up with Bates who just shrugs his arms away and side steps him again. Nelly begins screaming back and forth at Zane and Bates. Bates grabs the referee by his arm and begins pointing at Atreyu on the outside..}
Kelly Knite: What in the hell is Bates doing?
Eric Hardy: Looks like he's telling the ref that Atreyu is the legal man?
Kelly Knite: OH COME THE **beep** ON!
Eric Hardy: Well I guess.. Atreyu was in the ring first when the bell was rang?
Kelly Knite: This is radicilous.
{When the referee begins counting Atreyu out, Nelly has seen enough, he charges at Bates and kicks him hard in the stomach. Zane jumps in the ring and takes a mule kick. He grabs Bates by the head and hits an Implant DDT. When he gets up Zane grabs him with a lock up, but Nelly throws Zane's arms away and begins punching him in the head driving him back into the corner. With Zane in the corner, Nelly grabs his head and European uppercut! Nelly grabs his head again and another European uppercut! Zane looks dazed as Nelly lets him fall out of the corner to his knees. Nelly backs away and comes in for the shinning wizard! He hits the move as the referee hits 10 on his count. The bell rings.}
Kelly Knite: Did Atreyu just get counted out?
Eric Hardy: Looks that way...
Kelly Knite: This is stupid....
{As Nelly is screaming at the referee, out from the back comes Lord Dominicus, he spins Nelly around and gives him the Diamond Cutter!}
Kellly Knite: Diamond just diamond cuttered his tag team partner for next week!?
Eric Hardy: This is getting out of hand.... Infamous is gonna have to be stopped by someone.
We cut backstage live on Collision. The Face of the Franchise; Steve Awesome is seen limping a bit through the backstage area after that hellacious Death Match against Hardcore Harry. A few kids walk up and ask for autographs. Steve happily obliges and starts scribbling his name on there memorabilia. Suddenly Kole Kaos comes stomping into the scene as Awesome scoots the kids behind him and gets in front of Kole. Kole just laughs at the whole scenario and shakes his head.
Kole Kaos: “Don’t worry Steve. I don’t want to hurt you….yet. I just came to see if you got my message last week.”
Steve Awesome: “Oh, you mean when you vandalized my car and beat me up after my match against Harry?”
Kole was obviously proud of his handi-work, considering the big grin on his face as he nods.
Steve Awesome: “No, no I don’t recall that. Sorry.”
Awesome spins around and starts walking off as the kids scurry away in fear. Kole twitches and grabs Steve’s arm and pulls him back around.
Kole Kaos: “Don’t play dumb with me Steve. I made you and I can break you. Last week was a message Steve. Everyone thinks you’ve changed. Everyone believes that your some kind of hero….even those kids over there……”
Kole points at the kids watching on from a distance.
Kole Kaos: …..but I know differently Steve. I know things about you that you don’t even know yourself. Everyone believes your some kind of good Samaritan but what they don’t know is that you’ll change on them at the drop of a hat if the money is right. That’s something I taught you Steve.”
Awesome kept a calm face behind his sunglasses, but down low his fists were clenching.
Steve Awesome: Okay, so you’re an asshole and a bad judge of character. Why don’t you cut this little meeting short and get to the point?
Kole turns away and chuckles to himself before turning back toward Steve and getting right into his face. Nose to nose.
Kole Kaos: “I want you. One on one. A match at Sovereign.”
He was still nose to nose with Kole, but a smile grows on his face. Leave it to Steve Awesome to literally smile in the face of adversity.
Steve Awesome: “You want me one on one Kole? You want to step in the ring against the Face of the Franchise? You want to show the world just how wrong they were about me?”
They stay face to face. Kole slowly nods his head as he considers just beating the crap out of Steve right here and now.
Steve Awesome: No.
Awesome steps back from Kole and shakes his head. Kole’s eyes flint with rage.
Kole Kaos: No? What in the hell do you mean No?
Steve Awesome: “I don’t know if your aware…..but I’m hurt. I just got done fighting in one of the most hellacious and brutal matches in my entire career and I’m set to get back in the ring tonight. My body aches and I’m tired Kole. I need time to rest, if I got in the ring with every crazy roided up freak who had a problem with me….I’d probably be dead by now. So either find somebody else to wrestle or stick your head in a bulls ass and wrestle for air. I don’t care.”
With that, Awesome turns around and walks away. Although he stops and spins back around.
Steve Awesome: And also….it’s call a breath mint. I know it never really mattered in the nut house but here in the real world, halitosis is a real turn off. That’s a little helpful tip brought to you by everybody’s favorite. Toodles.”
Awesome waves and leaves as the crowd laughing thunders in the background. Kole on the other hand, stares daggers into the back of Steve Awesome. His evil genius already formulating a new plan.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
( We open to Chad Lights sitting in a chair, the nCw logo behind him. Across from him is the World Champion, Angel and Xander Famularo, sitting side by side in two separate arm chairs. )
Chad Lights: I'd like to start this interview off by thanking you for giving me this chance to speak to both of you together.
( Angel motions for Chad to move along. )
Chad Lights: Very well. I'd like to know what made you, Xander, to side up with Angel against your father?
( Xander smiles slightly and shakes his head. )
Xander Famularo: Your kind of an idiot, aren't ya?
Chad Lights: Well...
Xander Famularo: Shut it. Look Chad, my father... as you call him... has never been any such thing. All he's ever been is that drunk ***hole across the dinner table from me, hoarding his food like a prisoner. That's it. He beat me, yelled at me, demeaned me and made me ashamed to show my face in a pro wrestling ring. As far as I'm concerned, my true father is dead and Gib is the worthless sack of crap I got stuck with.
Chad Lights: So...
Xander Famularo: Can I finish? Thanks. You see Chad, Angel here, he came to me and offered me a chance, offered me something I've never been offered before. He offered me a future. He offered me salvation. MMA is fun and all, but wrestling, being out there in front of those people, it's my life Chad. He offered me a chance to train under him, to learn how to be like him, he offered me a future. And I took it. Simple as that. So we got a chance to show Gib who really runs this company? Boo hoo. He was in the wrong place at th wrong time. He should of never been in the ring with Angel to begin with.
Chad Lights: Yes but, he earned his shot and...
Xander Famularo: Earned? By beating Jimmy Zane? Wow, sorry if I'm not impressed. Chad take a look at the seat next to me. This is Savior X, Angel, the World Champion of New Championship Wrestling. He's the past, the present, the future of this company. He's the alpha, the omega, he is the beginning and the end. This is the guy you want to beat if you want to have a future in this company. He's the guy you want to know. He's the guy you should all worship Chad... Say amen.
Chad Lights: Excuse me?
Xander Famularo: Say Amen to you Lord.
( Chad looks confused for a moment, that is until Xander starts to stand up. )
Chad Lights: Amen.
( Xander sits down. )
Xander Famularo: Good. Now, if you'd like, you may address Angel.
***To Be Continued Next Week***
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
{When we come back from commercial we are taken backstage where we see Ricky and Roxi johnson walking down the halls getting ready for Ricky's upcoming match. Johnson has the honor title over his shoulder and is smiling as Leonard Fox walks into view and stops in front of Johnson.}
Ricky Johnson: Mr. Fox?
Leonard Fox: Ricky I just wanted to congratulate you on a great win last week.... even though it did get kind of tainted.
Ricky Johnson: I had no idea that.....
Leonard Fox: Don't worry about it son, I know you had nothing to do with it. That's why I'm here to reward you... now that that belt is out of Atreyu's hands I can finally throw it in the closet.
Ricky Johnson: What do you mean?
{Leonard holds his hands out asking for the Honor title, and Ricky hands it over. Leonard puts it over his shoulder and hands Ricky a sports bag. Johnson opens it up and pulls out the NCW Xtreme championship.}
Leonard Fox: Starting right now, you are the new NCW Xtreme champion, and I'm putting this belt away. You earned it Mr. Johnson, good luck tonight.
{Ricky looks down at the belt as we fade out and go back to ringside with Eric and Kelly.}
Eric Hardy: What do you get when you take a former world champion and match him against the current Honor well.. excuse me Xtreme champion?
Kelly Knite: Crap?
Eric Hardy: NO! You get one amazing match Kelly, because Falcon is going head to head with Ricky Johnson.
Kelly Knite: Alright, it's not total crap. Actually it should be really good.
Eric Hardy: I'm on the edge of my seat as always.
Underneath the surface, he's bound to be back for more....
{Smoke filters up from the exit to the back. The song begins, blasting right out of the gate. Falcon emerges from the smoke as the dual guitars blast sonic waves into the arena. He runs to the left on the stage, throwing his hands up, urging the crowd to their feet. He runs back to the right, feeling the energy and feeding off it. More gestures, the crowd is near frenzied by this point. He runs back to the center, then down the ramp. Sliding nimbly into the ring, moving to the corner and leaping from the canvas to the top turnbuckle. He drops down, moving to the ropes on no particular side, and standing on them, half on the bottom, half on the middle, arm raised in the devil horns. He turns from the ropes, getting ready for the match.}
Eric Hardy: Falcon is still pretty pissed about what Infamous did to him at Crossroads.
Kelly Knite: Who wouldn't be?
Eric Hardy: I know what you mean, but the real question is, was Ricky really just in the right place at the right time, or is this match something more?
Kelly Knite: Good question Eric. I don't honestly know.
"It's all over" plays over the PA system. Ricky Johnson emerges from the backstage area, with Roxi in toe, and sneer on his face. He walks casually down the aisle, making it a point not to let fans touch him. They boo him. Roxi hits the ring first and enters between the middle and bottom rope, while Ricky slides in.
Eric Hardy: Ricky makes a good champion, and it's been a long time coming too.
Kelly Knite: He deserves it, he earned it, now it's time for him to show us what he's made of against one of nCw's best.
The match starts off with a bang as Falcon goes right at Ricky with a clothes line attempt but Ricky ducks it, swings behind Falcon for a neck breaker. The two are quick to their feet and Ricky toe kicks Falcon before lifting him into a gut wrench sit down power bomb pin attempt. One... kick out. Falcon rolls back to his feet and Ricky drop kicks him in the chest and sends him into a corner. Ricky is right up and runs in with a running back elbow followed by a running bull dog out of the corner. Ricky jumps up and stomps on the back of Falcon's head.
Eric Hardy: Ricky's style is a little more brutal than Falcon's, but Falcon is king of the come back.
Kelly Knite: I learned long ago to not count Falcon out, ever.
Falcon is trying to get up when Ricky clothes lines him from behind and German suplexes him. Ricky rolls him over for a second. He rolls him over for number three and the fourth is bridged into a pin. One.. Two.. Kick out!
Eric Hardy: Ricky nearly got three after those German suplexes.
Kelly Knite: One more may of gotten the job done.
Almost like he heard her, Ricky pulls Falcon up like he's going to try for a release German but Falcon lands on his feet and immediately drop kicks Ricky in the back and sends him face first into the second turn buckle. Falcon springs back to his feet and lands across the back of Ricky's head on the ropes reverse bronco buster style before using his back like a spring board, sending himself straight up into the air and down again with a double foot stomp on Ricky's back.
Eric Hardy: Falcon knows all about lower back pain and looks to return the favor to Ricky.
Kelly Knite: Birdman is pissed and Ricky only made things worse.
Falcon pulls Ricky up and sends him shoulder first into the ring post before pulling him out and slamming him into it again. Falcon roars to the pop of the crowd and goes across the ring as Ricky slowly turns around. Falcon comes full speed at Ricky and just rams his shoulder into Ricky's gut, slamming his back into the turn buckles, but Falcon isn't done as he lifts Ricky up and slams him down with a spine buster. The pissed off little bird dude grabs the ropes, uses the second to propel himself to the third and comes off with a split legged moonsult on Ricky Johnson and the pin. One.. Two.. KICK OUT!
Kelly Knite: Falcon walked through hell last weekend and it's a wonder he can wrestle at this level, Ricky barely broke a sweet and I feel like he should of been able to make quick work of Falcon.
Eric Hardy: Just another reason why Falcon is among the elite of this company.
Falcon pulls Ricky to his feet and snap mares him over and shin kicks him in the back then nails a roll over neck breaker, kips up, hits the ropes and drop kicks Ricky in the chin. Falcon kips up again and heads to the top rope before signaling for the Swanton Bomb. Falcon goes flying but Ricky manages to just roll out of the way leaving nothing but canvas for Falcon to land on.
Eric Hardy: OH! that never EVER feels good.
Kelly Knite: You can say that again.
The two of them get up at about the same time and Falcon goes for Ricky but Ricky catches him off guard with ANY QUESTIONS!? Ricky isn't about to let Falcon recover as he spins him back to his feet and just lays him out with the Problem Child. Ricky hooks Falcon's far leg. One.. Two.. Three!? NO KICK OUT!
Kelly Knite: That was incredibly close Eric.
Eric Hardy: I'm shocked Falcon got the shoulder up.
Ricky is up and he waits as Falcon slowly gets to his feet. Ricky comes up from behind and goes for the Fade Away but Falcon turns and grabs Ricky's left arm and wraps that baby around his back side for a rear wrist lock before bringing Ricky's arm out to his side, twisting it around, wrenching on that sucker then kicking him as hard as he can in the side before landing a nasty sound enzugiri, all the while still twisting his arm around almost 360 degrees. Falcon tugs Ricky back to his feet with his left arm, twists that puppy a little more and SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Falcon covers. One.. Two.. KICK OUT!
Kelly Knite: That was so close Hardy, how could you honestly call that two?
Eric Hardy: Ricky got his arm up just in time, using every one of those two and a half seconds to his advantage to rest up.
Falcon gets to his feet, he waits for Ricky to stand up before running past him at top speed, spring boarding off the near by second rope with a REVERSE DDT!
Kelly Knite: HOLY CRAP!!!
"THAT WAS AWESOME!"
Falcon is back up and heads to the top rope again. He flies off the top with a Swanton, but Ricky gets the knees up and Falcon manages to complete the flip and land on his feet just past Ricky, Ricky looks shocked as does the crowd and drops his knees before Falcon lands a standing moonsult.
Eric Hardy: What the hell was that?
The two get to their feet.
Kelly Knite: I have no idea.
Ricky is still a little stunned and takes a wild shot at Falcon that he in turn ducks and counters with a stiff toe kick to Ricky's mid section and follows it right up with the AERIAL SPIKE! Falcon makes the cover. One.. Two.. THREE!!!!
Eric Hardy: Falcon has won Kelly, he put Ricky down with the Aerial spike...
Suddenly "Still Counting" by Volbeat interrupts Falcon's post match celebration as he stares at the entrance ramp. Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond steps out onto the ramp with a devilish grin on his face. Falcon waves him to bring it.
Eric Hardy: What the hell is he doing here?
Kelly Knite: He promised something big Eric.
Falcon looks amped as Rob slowly makes his way down the ramp. Ricky rolls to the outside to collect his title as Jimmy Zane and Kristoff Liam Bates jump the guard rails on either side of the ring.
Kelly Knite: And here comes the back up.
Rob makes a break for the ring and Falcon is ready but he doesn't see Jimmy and Bates enter the ring from behind, nor does he see them double clothes line him as Rob stops and watches as Jimmy and Bates begin to rip into Falcon real good. Rob reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.
Eric Hardy: This is total crap Kelly.
Kelly Knite: This is what it means to be Infamous.
Eric Hardy: It means being crap? Because thats what all three of them are.
Falcon is trying to fight off Jimmy and Bates by throwing wild punches in either direction but it's quickly stopped when Rob smacks the chair into the back of Falcon's head, bringing him to his knees.
Eric Hardy: I seriously hate all three of these guys.
Falcon is dazed as Rob gets right in his face and whispers something in his ear before cracking him right up side the head with the chair. Jimmy heads to the top rope and BLACK MAGIC! Bates is on the opposing top rope and SWING-LINE STAPLER PRESS!
Eric Hardy: Where the hell are Atreyu and Nelly Angel?
Kelly Knite: On their way hopefully.
Rob pulls Falcon up for a DOMINICUS DRIVER ON THE CHAIR!
Eric Hardy: I hope they all burn in hell Kelly.
Up on the ramp we see the Ace stepping out with his sledge hammer.
Kelly Knite: It's the Ace!
Eric Hardy: What?
Ace starts to make his way down to the ring as both Nelly and Atreyu appear about ten feet behind him. Nelly is the first to start running but Ace whips around and nails him in the skull with the sledge hammer, Atreyu takes a shut in the gut before getting one upside the head.
Eric Hardy: THAT SONUVABITCH!
Ace comes down to the ring and slides in, Jimmy and Rob hold Falcon up as Ace lines up his shot and bashes Falcon right across the top of the head with the sledge hammer. Bates stands up the chair and Ace pulls Falcon up and ACE PLANT ON THE CHAIR!
Kelly Knite: I can't watch anymore, this is disgusting.
Nelly and Atreyu are starting to get up, Severe Payne comes bursting out from backstage with a steel chair and runs down to the ring.
Eric Hardy: SEVERE PAYNE IS HERE!!!!
Kelly Knite: Thank god.
Payne is in the ring and swings for the fences but Infamous is already out of the ring and regrouping at the bottom of the ramp.
Eric Hardy: They wanted to send a message Kelly, but at the expense of Falcon? At the expense of one of the greatest wrestlers in the company? Their going to pay Kelly, I promise you that.
Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond, Jimmy Zane, Kristoff Liam Bates and the Ace raises each others hands as the back up the ramp, Nelly and Atreyu still not full recovered as they pass them by, Falcon laying unconscious in a pool of his own blood and Severe Payne ready for a brawl.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: We continue our night of awesome action with a six man tag. Awesome teams up with Magically Delicious to take on Dirty Deal and Harold Campbell.
Kelly Knite: Team GAH! vs Team Gag.
{The lights in the arena fade to black and the sold out crowd begin buzzing with excitement. They know who is coming, they know what’s up. The sold out crowd begin chanting his name.
*AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!*
Suddenly the epic horns of “Encore” by Jay-Z hit’s the speakers.
“Thank you, thank you you’re far too kind.”
The music picks up beat and a lone spotlight shines down on the stage. The crowd work themselves into a frenzy as The Face of the Franchise steps out onto the stage, gazing out at he sold out crowd chanting his name. The spotlight follows him all the way down to the ring and he slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope and drops down to one knee as the sold out crowd can’t seem to get any louder than they already are. He looks around for a few seconds and then he tries to flex his arms, but hes in obvious pain, as Green and Blue pyro blast out of the ceiling and rain down to the ring. Awesome finishes his pose and walks to the ring, limping.}
Eric Hardy: Awesome doesn't look in too good of shape after the match with Harold.
Kelly Knite: Karma finally caught up with him.
Eric Hardy: That was cruel, even for you.
{Bad Magick by Godsmack plays and Hexx and Happy come down to the ring.}
Eric Hardy: If I needed a tag team to help me win, I certainly wouldn't pick these guys.
Kelly Knite: That's cuz you don't have any friends.
{The lights in the arena begin to dim. The sound louder than ever blasts and deafens all those that are hearing able. "Party All Day" plays as the red spotlights begin to flash all over the arena. As they point to the entrance, we see a shadowy figure creep to the ring. The fans get up to their feet, as they stare down Harold Campbell making his entrance melting people's hearts. He stops and stares at all those screaming fans on the left and then on the right. He throws his arms in the air to bring more of it, they get louder as he swiftly makes his way to the apron. As he gets in, he runs to the side ropes and leans over. Pounding on his beating heart and then throwing his arm up, as explosions deafen the audience. He then sits back and waits, also in obvious pain.}
Eric Hardy: Harold looks a bit better than Steve, but nowhere near wrestling shape.
Kelly Knite: Maybe Diamond does have no soul.
{The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.}
Eric Hardy: I'll bet DD has been looking to extract some revenge for MD costing them the titles.
Kelly Knite: Don't abbreviate words Hardy, makes you sound like you're twelve.
{Steve and Harold eye each other up, but neither are in any hurry to get back into the ring, leaving instead Hexx and Ron Gibson to start this match off. Hexx goes for the lock up, but Ron simply kicks him hard in the gut, then clubs him on the back with a double axe handle, sending Hexx to the mat. Hexx tries to get up, only to be clubbed down viciously over and over again, the fury apparent on the features of Gibson. Gibson relents, letting Hexx get to his feet, only to grab him and nail an atomic drop. Hexx holds onto his hurt groin, before having his head nearly taken off with a short arm lariat.}
Eric Hardy: Gibson is not wasting any time bringing the pain.
Kelly Knite: Like he ever does...
{Gibson tags in Kanyon, who motions threateningly across the ring at Happy as he lifts Hexx off the mat and scoop slams him back down, adding several stomps to the chest for good measure. Kanyon places a foot on Hexxs chest for the pin. 1...2.. Kickout at 2. Kanyon starts nudging Hexx, rolling him across the ring to his corner. Awesome sticks his hand out for the tag, despite his injuries. Kanyon just glares at him, then points at Happy. Happy reluctantly tags in.}
Eric Hardy: Yeeeep.. definately after Magically Delicious.
Kelly Knite: Gee Hardy, ya think?
{Happy steps into the ring, and is immediately assaulted down to the mat. Kanyon steps back, then leaps and drives a knee into Happys chest. Then a second, and a third. Kanyon drags the semi struggling Happy to his corner, and tags in Campbell, who despite his obvious pain, seems delighted at the chance. He lifts Happy up, and then picks him up in a bear hug, squeezing the life out of the man.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like it's pick on the clown day. Bet thats one hug he wishes he was out of.
Kelly Knite: Those XHWPV, or whatever it was called, rejects stick together.
{Campbell holds on tighter, but Happy refuses to give, struggling to escape. Harold finally gets bored and flings Happy almost all the way across the ring. Then points at Steve.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Harold wants a round 2, right now.
Kelly Knite: Adios Steven.
{Happy reaches out blindly. Steve goes to tag in, but Hexx makes the tag, sparing Steve more pain at the hands of Harold. Hexx charges at Harold, and runs flat into a big boot. Harold points at Steve, then repeatedly stomps on Hexx. Harold glares across the ring at Steve, then drags a thumb across his throat and lifts Hexx up to his feet. He sets him up with a double underhook and plants him down with the Hellsmasher!}
Eric Hardy: Say good night Hexx.
Kelly Knite: Good night Hexx.
{Harold walks over and tags in Kanyon, pointing at the fallen Hexx. Kanyon sets up for a Dirty Demolition. Hexx slowly manages to stand, in a stumbling daze. Kanyon charges, but Awesome reaches in and pulls Hexx out of the way, simultaneously tagging himself in. Steve leaps over the top rope as Kanyon slams shoulder first into the turnbuckle. The crowd roars with approval.}
Eric Hardy: Did Awesome just give himself the Hot Tag?
Kelly Knite: I think so..
{Gibson enters the ring, headed after Steve. Steve sidesteps and tosses Gibson out over the top rope. Campbell enters, making a beeline for Awesome. Awesome ducks the big boot as Happy dives into the ring, tackling Campbell in his own bearhug, the two rolling around and eventually falling outside the ring. Kanyon steps away from the corner, holding his hurt shoulder. Steve lifts him up with a great deal of effort and pain, and plants him down with a STEVEKO!}
Eric Hardy: Steve- Kelly Knite:-O! Could be lights out for Kanyon right here!
{Steve with the pin. 1...2....3!!! Kanyon kicks out a half second too late!}
Eric Hardy: Awesome wins it for his team!
Kelly Knite: He may have won this match, but I don't like where this is going.
{Harold is back in the ring, but Security manages to break up that brawl before it begins. Also seperating Dirty Deal from Magically Delicious.}
Eric Hardy: Bout time our security got off their asses.
Kelly Knite: Coffee break must've been over.
Eric Hardy: Disaster averted, we'll be right back.
~{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}~
Eric Hardy: And for our Main Event this evening is the World Champion, Angel, taking on the National Champion, Xavier Cross.
Kelly Knite: Meh
Eric Hardy: Try to be a little excited Kelly
Kelly Knite: Meh
{Silence fills the arena as they await to see what’s up next. Finally sparks start shooting upwards at the top of the ramp, the lights dim as blue and green laser lights ignite the center of the curtain. “You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies starts blaring. As the chorus sets in, Xavier Cross steps into the arena with a towel draped over his head and shoulders. He stands, motionless at the top of the ramp, before bending down on one knee. He holds his head down, staring at his hands, before popping up and pushing the towel down off his head. His pyro explosion goes off in the background as he starts to make his way down the ramp.
Amber Ashe announces the first competitor: “Introducing the National Champion…….Hailing from Lexington, Virginia…..Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-seven pounds……….Xavier Cross!” Cross shows virtually no emotion as he walks towards the ring, not acknowledging anyone. He makes a beeline for the steps and bounds up them in a flash before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. XC heads over to the bottom right corner of the ring and bends down in front of it. He mouths something before tossing the towel out to an assistant at ringside and steps up, backing into the corner. Our National Champion stands, awaiting the arrival of his opponent.}
Eric Hardy: Cross seems to have gained a bit of his swagger back after winning the National title.
Kelly Knite: He seems focused on not letting his recent tragedy affect him.
{The arena lights go out and strobes begin to go off all over the arena as "Again we Rise" by Lamb of God blares through the PA system.}
RISE!!!!!!
{The Savior X logo appears on the screen, a giant red X with the word Savior written across the center of it. A circle of fire blazes to life on the center of the stage as Angel rises out of it mimicking the Jesus pose, Xander Famularo by his side, the nCw World Championship around his waist. A wall of pyro erupts behind Angel and Xander as they steps through the fire ring and make their way down the ramp on beat with the song, behind them a burning cross replaces his entrance video. Angel reaches the ring now and runs up the steps. He looks around the arena before grabbing the top rope and leaping up and onto the turn buckle.}
Rise, again we will rise!
{Angel rips the belt off and raises it above his head in his right hand as the chorus kicks in. He jumps off the top rope and struts to the center of the ring stretching his arms out in either direction with the World Title still in his right hand, his head bowed as the lights come back and the music fades. Xander stands by the corner where Angel entered the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Angel managed to defeat Gib at Crossroads, but with the monster that might be gunning for him, who knows where this will end.
Kelly Knite: He doesn't look too worried to me.
{The two meet in the center of the ring and stare at one another a long minute. Their faces so close they were almost touching. Cross raises a hand, and the crowd responds favorably. Angel just smirks and extends a hand to slap him one in the mouth. Cross responds almost immediately with a right hand to the face. Angel retaliates and the two begin exchanging punches as the bell rings. Angel blocks a Cross punch, and knees him viciously in the gut. Angel sets up for a DDT, but Cross shoves him away. Cross covers the short distance for a clothesline, but Angel ducks under it. Angel leaps for a dropkick, but Cross stops himself on the rebound and Angel catches nothing but air.}
Eric Hardy: This is what you'd expect from high quality wrestlers like this.
Kelly Knite: A giant ball of boring.
Eric Hardy: Quiet Kelly.
{Cross closes in as Angel recovers, nailing a kick to the stomach, followed by a quick DDT. Cross stomps once, then steps up off the middle rope and lands in a splash. He holds for the cover. 1... Kickout. Cross picks Angel up to his feet, and sets him up for a snap suplex, driving him down to the canvas. Cross holds on, twisting around to stand both men back up. Angel resists and breaks free, dropping down with a sitout jawbreaker. Xavier stumbles back, spinning around and getting nailed by a white russian leg sweep. Angel leaps high, driving a fist into the face of Xavier Cross. Angel then stands, steps through the ropes, and waits. Cross gets to his feet and Angel springboards into the ring, catching Xavier Cross with a diving hurricanrana. Cross scrambles to get his feet under him, resting on the middle rope. Angel darts across the ring and leaps onto Cross's back, pressing his throat into the rope.}
Eric Hardy: Angel taking control here, keeping Cross on the defensive with harsh violent moves.
Kelly Knite: Violent? I see no blood.
{Cross stands, and Angel grabs him for a German Suplex. Cross rolls through it, landing on his feet. Angel turns right into an STO from Cross. Xavier tries to lock in an anaconda vice, but Angel stops him with a elbow to the head. Cross backs off, and comes back, only to be taken over with a hip toss. Cross is back up quick. Angel moves him for a second toss, but Cross blocks it and nails a sideplant DDT instead. He rolls Angel over for the cover. 1...2.. Kickout.}
Eric Hardy: This match is exactly what we expected it to be, an exciting battle between two stars.
Kelly Knite: Sooo where's the excitement?
{Cross stands up, heading for the corner. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and dives off. Angel dodges the fist drop by rolling to the right, and kipping up to his feet. Cross stands after the missed attempt, and Angel grabs him and nails a twisting neckbreaker. Angel heads for the corner and climbs to the top rope, ready to bring down Heaven's Fury. He's about to leap when Cross, quick as lightning, his the ropes and leaps up, bringing Angel down with a super arm drag. Cross drapes an arm over for the cover. 1...2.. Kickout.}
Eric Hardy: This is fast paced back and forth action. Just what you'd expect from nCw.
Kelly Knite: Where's the action?
{Cross gets to his feet, and heads for the turnbuckle. He climbs it waiting for Angel to stand. Angel gets his feet under him. Cross leaps off for his Shooting Star DDT, but Angel catches him on the way down, planting both knees into Xaviers chest with the Revelations! Angel hooks the leg for the pin. 1....2... KICKOUT.}
Eric Hardy: Holy... Cross kicked out!
Kelly Knite: Ok, I'll admit that was good.
{The crowd cheers at the heart of Xavier Cross. Angel stands and sets up, waiting to deliver a second Revelations to Cross. Cross gets to his feet and Angel grabs him, but Cross ducks his head and jumps dragging Angel down with a Diamond Cutter! Cross turns Angel over, locking in an Arm Triangle!}
Eric Hardy: Cross Word Puzzle! Angel in trouble!
Kelly Knite: He could have picked a better name.
{Angel struggles, reaching for the ropes with his free hand, but he's out of reach. He tries with his foot, and manages to get a foot on the ropes! Xavier looks angry, but releases the hold. Cross goes to pick Angel up, but Angel nails him with a solid european uppercut, then an enziguri to the side of the head. Cross stumbles, but stays on his feet. Angel steps through the ropes and springboards into the ring, grabbing Cross on the way down and nailing a High impact Revelations!}
Eric Hardy: Revelations chapter two! With authority!
{Angel with a cover. 1...2...3!!!}
Eric Hardy: Angel wins it!
Kelly Knite: I'll give him a slow clap for that.
Eric Hardy: God you are so mean. That's it for us, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back here next week. Good Night!