
{nCw's Collision kicks off with the video montage set to the sounds of Daughtry's “There and Back Again.” As the song ends an explosion followed by a mushroom cloud ends the video and we are taken to the office of nCw Owner Leonard Fox. The roar of the crowds for the show followed by the boos for Leonard Fox can be heard. Leonard is kicked back in his chair with his feet on the desk in his room. Chad lights is in there with him.}
Chad Lights: So Mr. Fox, why have you asked me to be here for?
Leonard Fox: Well Chad my boy. Cross Roads was again a raving success, and I'm feeling on top of the world. Being the kind and fair owner that I am, my mind got to working and I came up with a way to give six lucky members of the roster a chance to become the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship!
Chad Lights: Wow Mr. Fox, that sounds like a great idea.
Leonard Fox: See Chad, what I have envisioned is a “Coliseum Match”.
Chad Lights: Coliseum match?
Leonard Fox: Exactly, you see I'm sorta the Emperor of nCw, therefore there needs to be a match to reflect that. These insects belong to me, they do my bidding, therefore they must battle it out in the Coliseum.
Chad Lights: I thought you said you are fair and kind?
Leonard Fox: I am, see over the next couple of weeks I'll be allowing the roster to try and impress me to get into this match. I'll be hand picking every wrestler inside the Coliseum.
Chad Lights: Sounds like a way for you to have the roster kiss your butt for a couple of weeks if I can be so blunt sir.
Leonard Fox: Of course it does Chad, because you're not looking at the big picture. If they can “impress” me they'll get a shot at becoming the World Championship number one contender... it's a win/win situation!
Chad Lights: So What is a “Coliseum Match”?
Leonard Fox: Now now Chad, I just can't go blabbering everything can I? The details to the match can be found on the nCw official website, after the show. Ok Chad you can get going now, you've bored me.
{With this the scene cuts to ringside with Eric Hardy and Kelly Fox, the fans are ecstatic behind them and on their feet cheering.}
Eric Hardy: Wow, Kelly, your dad just layed a huge bomb on us with that one. Amazing, six men at Sovereign will be confined in the “Coliseum” for a shot to become World Champion....
Kelly Fox: It's going to be great Hardy, my dad knows how to keep the fans coming that's for sure!
Eric Hardy: If you say so, but now we have to get to our first match of the evening. The debuting Dark Prophet takes on NAZI in his first sanctioned nCw match.
Kelly Fox: It should be good for a laugh.
Bad Magick by Godsmack plays as Hexx and Mimic begin making their ways down to the ring, when suddenly DP comes down, with a Barbed Wire 2x4 and quickly smacks Hexx in the back of the head with it on the ramp way, Mimic turns around and is quickly met with a shot to the midsection, before being Pile driven on the steel ramp way as Dark Prophet quickly pulls up Hexx who is bleeding from the back of the head, and tosses him into the ring, Mitch Kennedy looks down as DP get in his face to start the match…Kennedy has no choice and rings the bell..
Kelly Fox: That is what I call making the best of a dim situation.
Eric Hardy: That was completely uncalled for
Kelly Fox: You and your brother used to do the same thing.
DP quickly pulls Hexx up and hooks the arm, and easily lifts the 300 pounder up and slams him down with a Pump Handle Slam, He then quickly pulls him up again by the throat, and Spikes him almost thru the mat with a Choke slam…Mimic begins crawling towards the ring, and is quickly met with a Big Boot, sending him flying back over the top rope.
Eric Hardy: The New Age Zen Invasion just can’t get anything started.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, they made a career out of never being able to get started.
DP lifts up Hexx and throws him against the ropes before nearly breaking him in half with a Spear….He stands up, and only lays a boot across the chest of Hexx…One…Two….Three
Kelly Fox: That was quick
Eric Hardy: That may be a new record for quickest win ever in a Handicap Match
DP pulls his arm away from Mitch Kennedy and quickly slides out of the ring, and nails another boot to the head of Mimic, knocking him to the mat; DP picks him up and lifts him onto his shoulder before throwing Mimic like a dart into the steel ring post.
Eric Hardy: That is enough Dammit!
Dark Prophet seems hell bent of causing more mayhem as once again he pulls a bloody and defenseless Mimic up and lifts him up into a Torture Rack, Mimic seems knocked out as several members of security run out, trying to stop this mayhem, as DP continues to wrench down on Mimic before finally tossing him to the ground, as Iowa by Slipknot begins to play, as several members of the staff attend to Hexx and Mimic as DP walks to the back, happy with the carnage he has created.
Kelly Fox: Wow, this new guy is more hardcore then Cassandra Ryan sex life.
{{Commercial Break}}
{After the commercial break we are taken back to Leonard Fox's office. He is in his chair and Lance Ryan is seated in front of him. Leonard is holding some papers, he puts them down and begins to speak.}
Leonard Fox: Well Lance... I'm not very happy.
Lance Ryan: heh...
Leonard Fox: You had to go and team with those bunch of delinquents who were hacking our website and leaving those messages at our shows. You really disappoint me Lance, but I must say, you're still the only member of the nCw Hall of Fame...
Lance Ryan: What's your point?
Leonard Fox: I'm getting there! I've decided, you should be my first choice to take place in the Coliseum Match at Sovereign. Who better to make this match really huge then the first ever nCw World Champion. I can see the ticket prices rising before my eyes.
Lance Ryan: **Laughing**
Leonard Fox: What in the heck is so funny?
Lance Ryan: See Leonard, I find this a big honor... really I do... but why would I want to put my body at risk in this match, when I already have a rematch coming my way?
Leonard Fox: What are you talking about?
Lance Ryan: I have a rematch coming me way from when I lost to Spike, and I plan on cashing it in. At Sovereign, it will be Spike Kane versus Lance Ryan.... and you can't stop me. I have a rematch clause in my contract, good for one rematch whenever I choose after losing a title.
Leonard Fox: There's no damn rematch clause in your contract!
Lance Ryan: Look for yourself if you don't believe me.
{Leonard walks over to a file cabinet and pulls out a folder after briefly fingering through the folders. Fox opens it up and starts reading, he looks angry when he suddenly throws the folder down and points at the door.}
Leonard Fox: Get the hell out of my office!
Lance Ryan:**Laughs** Nothing Saves Fox.... Nothing Saves....
{Leonard looks furious as he sits back down and we are once again taken back to ringside.}
Kelly Fox: What in the heck!? He can't do that to my dad, he calls the shots around here!
Eric Hardy: Apparently He can Kelly.. apparently he can.
Kelly Fox: This is bull crap... lets just get to the next match!
Eric Hardy: Yeah, lets do that.
{The Crowd is silent as Jimmy Turner is standing in the ring. He has his mop and bucket with him and appeared apparently out of nowhere, or maybe he just walked out while everybody was busy watching what was going on backstage.... whichever. Suddenly The familiar sound of the intro and classic bass line for Van Halens's "Running with the Devil" comes over the P.A. system. JFK emerges from the back wearing his wrestling gear and his "Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Asskicking" T-shirt now avilble at shop.ncw.com.
I live my life like theres no tomorrow
JFK gives a sly cocky grin towards the crowd who are reacting with a mix reaction half seem to cheer half seam to boo. JFK cross's his arms in the X pose and grins behind his fists as he slowly lets both his middle fingers out mocking the sXe pose. He comes walking down the ramp way and rips his shirt up over his head tossing it to the crowd then slides into the ring.
Runnin with the devil!
JFK heads straight for the center of the ring once again doing the X pose with his arms crossed before him then he once more lifts his middle fingers we see him mouth the words "Do Somethin" he then waits for the match to start as his music dies down.}}
Kelly Fox: Well JFK is here, lets just hope he doesn't end up like that “other” JFK fellow.
Eric Hardy: Wow... that was a tasteless joke...
Kelly Fox: Oh go screw yourself.
{The match is underway as JFK circles around the bigger, fatter, Jimmy turner. The six foot two inch 225 pound Karn rushes the six foot four inch 375 pound Jimmy Turner. Turner grabs Karn in a bear hug and is squeezing the life out of him before JFK has had enough and boxes Turner's ears. Turner lets go of the hold and staggers backwards.}
Kelly Fox: Good lord, Turner literally looks like a mountain standing against Karn.
Eric Hardy: That's a lot of mass for Karn to try and overcome.. that's for sure.
Kelly Fox: He can do it!
{Karn rushes turner and does a falling drop kick to his knee that sends the big man falling to one knee on the mat, but still holding himself up. JFK gets to his feet as fast as he can he kicks Jimmy Turner right in the mouth with a soccer style kick. Jimmy is still on one knee and begins fighting his way up. That is until JFK jumps him and locks in a Triangle Choke! Jimmy is desperately trying to escape but he eventually gives up and begins tapping out! Winner JFK by Submission!}
Eric Hardy: James Franklin Karn made this one heck of a quick match!
Kelly Fox: He made some quick work out of the Janitor..... good for him.
Eric Hardy: Jannitor or no Janitor, Jimmy Turner is a huge guy and JFK took him down in under two minutes.
Kelly Fox: I can't argue with that, it was impressive I guess. But we have a commercial break up next.
{{Commercial Break}}
From Yesterday by 30 seconds to Mars hits the speakers as the smoke seeps out of the nCw entranceway. An electrical cloud begins to form with sparks of green and red electricity seen through the smoke screen. Out of nowhere, Danny Vice appears within the electrical cloud, illiciting cheers from the crowd. He steps out of the smoke and slowly around the arena. He looks down before swinging both arms up over his head the exact time as 12 red and green pyros explode behind him. He walks down to the ring slowly, high fiving his selected fans in the crowd before walking up the ring steps. Once again he pauses as he reaches the ring post looks around the arena as a smirk forms on his face. He then enters the ring awaiting his opponent.
The arena goes black as suddenly a loud lion's roar can be heard over the PA followed by the drum into of the procedure's “forcing the pin back into the grenade.” Christopher Esper makes his way out onto the entrance ramp but stops raises his arms before the crowd join in on the opening lyric of his entrance music.
FIRE AWAY. IT'S NOW OR NEVER.”
As the last word is uttered and the main vocals kick in Esper starts to make his way down to the ring acknowledging his fans as he approaches. Once he's there he leaps onto the apron and uses the ropes to launch himself into the ring. He does some minor stretching and waits for the bell.
Kelly Fox: Wow, you can see the tension between these two.
Eric Hardy: I'm not surprised..
Christopher Esper immediately locks up with Danny Vice and gets him in a side headlock. Dany Vice bounces him off the ropes, and is met with a brutal clothesline. Esper lifts him up, and sends him crashing back down with a suplex.
Eric Hardy: Wow, Christopher Esper is throwing out everything he can.
Kelly Fox : He is still going to lose.
Esper hooks the leg, as the ref begins to count.
….1….2…Danny Vice is able to kick out right before the ref brings his hand down a third time. Now Esper is determined, and begins to pummel Danny Vice with punches. He lifts him up but is met with a brutal backbreaker. Esper screams out in pain, as Danny Vice begins to stomp away. Danny Vice lifts him up, and delivers a spinning kick to the gut, followed by a quick kick to the head, finishing it up with an Enziguri.
Eric Hardy: Danny Vice has quickly turned the tables here on Esper.
Kelly Fox : I'd have to say your right Hardy.
Danny Vice climbs to the top, and signals for an elbow drop, but Esper gets to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Danny Vice to fall spread eagle across the top. Esper goes up for a superplex, but is met with a number of punches to the stomach. Vice hooks the leg of Esper, and nails him with a top rope Fisherman Buster.
Eric Hardy: Holy crap, what a move by Danny Vice!
Kelly Fox: Looks like this one's over.
Danny Vice however hurt himself in that move and lays on the mat for a few seconds. The ref is about to begin his ten count but Esper begins to get to his feet. The ref moves to check on Danny Vice as Esper squats on the opposite side of the ring. Danny Vice begins to get up and Esper charges for a spear, but Danny Vice moves! Christopher Esper connects with the turnbuckle!!}
Kelly Fox: Oh wow! Esper may of just cost himself the match!
Eric Hardy: That looked quite painful, and now lets see how Danny Vice is going to capitalize!
Vice kicks Esper in the face as he writhes in pain clutching his shoulder. Danny Vice dragsEsper to his feet and whips him off the ropes, Esper comes back and ducks underneath Vice and holds onto the ropes to gather his breath back. Vice charges at Esper and clotheslines him out of the ring and Vice's momentum makes him go over aswell.
Eric Hardy: I cannot believe the spectacle these two men are putting on tonight!
Both men gradually gather onto their feet and gather their breath. Esper charges at Vice who does the same and both men clothesline each other onto the floor. ..
The referee begins the ten count.1...2...3...4...5...6...
Vice gets up first and rolls in and back out of the ring to brake the count. He then walks over to the spanish announcer table and takes everything off as he turns around he is met with a kick to the gut by Esper who starts to throw lefts and rights at Vice. Suddenly Vice snaps grabs Esper and preforms a belly to belly suplex through the announcer table. Both men are out cold.
Kelly Fox: Oh snap! Vice just took himself out...
Ref: 1..2..3...
Vice slowly gets to his feet and looks at Esper with a grin on his face. He then rolls into the ring and leans on the ropes knowing he has the victory as the ref carries on the count.5...6...7... Then out of nowhere Esper pulls Vice's legs and pulls him out of the ring both men start to exchange right hands. Esper then throws Vice into the barricade, Esper charges at Vice who ducks and flips Esper over the barricade. Vice climbs over and the brawl carries on in the crowd.
Eric Hardy: I can't see a thing
Kelly Fox: Vice was so close, But looks like there is no winner Hardy.
Ref count.. 7...8...9...10.
Camera footage shows both men backstage brawling throwing each other into anything possible. Wrestlers and referees step in to pull both men away from each other.
Eric Hardy: Well Folk I can tell you one thing that will not be the last time we see them two in a match together.
Kelly Fox: You think Hardy, We will be right back after these messages.
{{Commercial Break}}
{As nCw comes back from Commercial break we are yet again taken backstage tot he offices of Leonard Fox. Leonard at his desk as Davey Ortega is standing before him. Davey looks particularly happy with himself as he throws down a stack of papers right in front of Leonard.}
Leonard Fox: May I ask what this is? And why you're so rudely “giving” it to me?
Davey Ortega: It's the contract from Cross Roads, showing the bet me and Helms made. See he signed it, and I signed itl....
Leonard Fox: Bet? What bet? You do realize gambling on matches in nCw is illegal right?
Davey Ortega: The bet me and Trent had, we bet a title match going to the victorious team, well my team of wrestlers came out victorious and we demand the title shot for our chosen champion at Sovereign.
Leonard Fox: Haven't you lost in enough title matches Davey, do you really wanna emberess yourself again? Besides, I never agreed to this “bet” so I owe you nothing.
Davey Ortega: If you would have bothered to look at the papers you would see a certain Dante Cross signed off on the bet.
{Leonard's eyelids come together in small slits as he picks up the papers in front of him, he looks them over for a second them gently puts them back on his desk. He looks back up at Ortega and points at the door while shaking his head.}
Leonard Fox: Just get the hell out of my offce.....**sigh**
Davey Ortega: Oh and by the way..... it won't be me... it'll be JACK MANSON! Good day sir.
{The fans can be heard erupting in cheers inside the arena as Leonard just puts his head into his hands and shakes it about.}
Leonard Fox: When did I lose complete control of my company?
{We are again taken back to ringside with Kelly and Eric.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like somebody has pulled the old one over on your daddy again kelly.
Kelly Fox: We have a match to focus on Hardy.
("The Ballard of Chasey Lane”) hits with an instant round of jeers from the audience as we fade back into the arena.
Kelly Fox: Here comes that sick bastard Bukkake Man!
(The Ballard Of Chasey Lane hits as the arena is formed into a weird...Disco style room....The World awaits the arrival of Bukkake Man...But Nothing...Suddently a search light appears in the rafters...
Dear Chasey Lane...I wrote to explain...I'm Your Biggest Fan.
I just wanted to ask...Could I eat your ass...Write back as soon as you can.
Bukkake Man jumps from the rafters...and is suspended from mid air...He gets struck about 5 feet above the ring...He tugs and pulls on the cord until it releases him as he falls onto his butt...Before beginning to Break Dance...Before standing up, giving the double devil horns.
Eric Hardy: This guy is sick.
(Bukkake motions for someone to come from the back, and out walks Roxi
Eric Hardy: This has got to be so humiliating for Roxi.
(She walks down the aisle in a banana suit. She looks like a walking advertisement for “peanut butter/jelly time song“ Bukkake man has her stand at ring side while he enters. his song fades into "Riot" and the fans suddenly go even more wild with boos.)
Eric Hardy: And here comes a real tough bastard, it seems!
(Jamie Ryan enters the arena, walking with a purpose. Ryan is wearing navy blue trunks with "Legend" on the backside in yellow lettering. Black knee pads and boots complete tonight's choice of clothing.)
Kelly Fox: And this interesting thing about this match is that Jamie Ryan is coming off a crazy match at CrosEric Hardyoads, along with Bukkake Man.
(Ryan goes up the ring steps and into the ring, where he stares down one of his opponents for the evening. "Light light to the flies” starts up, to a wildly mixed reaction. Lots of cheers, but still a hell of a lot of boos.)
Eric Hardy: Here comes the Newcomer
And all Ive got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
Running with the devil!