DATE: Sunday, February 27, 2011
LOCATION: Civic Center Coliseum; Charleston, West Virginia
MAIN EVENT: 6 Man Tag match
NOTES: Collision features two titles on the line this week. Trish Newborn and Rob Diamond defend their belts. The Young Guns are in action with Zelda and Venom and our main event will be one of the biggest matches of the year so far in a 6 man tag match.
COMMENTATORS: Kelly Knite, Eric Hardy and Willy Carter
THEME: "Have it your Way" by Mudvayne

{Collision erupts onto the screen as the fans are standing to their feet cheering their little heads off. The camera quickly pans through the arena catching their approving faces, catching their witty signs and catching all the excitement before it finally settles in on Kelly, Eric, and Willy who are ready to call tonight's action.}

Kelly Knite: Welcome fans again to another night of NCW Collision action!

Eric Hardy: Oh man we have two title matches, and a huge six person tag main event.

Willy Carter: And our first match... features Jimmy Turner.

Kelly Knite: Yeah only bad part of the show....

MATCH ONE
HUGO CONWAY vs. JIMMY TURNER
Singles Match

{Seaweed's "Rethink" plays and Hugo Conway bursts out onto the stage with an energy like no other, feeding off of the punk music and playing the crowd to get pumped for the match.}

Kelly Knite: "Well, Hugo Conway should have an easy time this week. I guess people had to reach out on a limb to book him."

Eric Hardy: "Yeah. Coincidence?"

{Hugo runs down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans and continues to do so until he has circled the front row then he slides into the ring and points at the hard camera.}

Willy Carter: "Anybody else thing it's kind of...got-DAYUM...what IS THAT SMELL?!"

Kelly Knite: "Ugh...I don't know..."

{Jimmy Turner is coming out onto the rampway with a mop and bucket...the dirty black water is swishing everywhere. He clearly didn't have an opportunity to prepare. He drops the duo and waddles his way into the ring, where he's met with a flurry of fists and boots to the stomach.}

Willy Carter: "Look, man...Turner ain't a wrestler...he's a sanitation specialist..."

{Despite getting pummeled, fans actually begin chanting for the man who doesn't hestitate to reach in and unclog toilets. He headbutts Conway in the groin, and is admonished by the referee.}

Eric Hardy: "Headbutt...right to the toilet discs of Conway..."

Kelly Knite: "You two think this is funny? He's a cleanup man...this is ridiculous...and people are cheering for him? He's never won a match...what is this?"

{Turner gets up and puts a very weak stomp to the chest of Conway, who shrugs it off like there's nothing. Turner's already out of breath and panting. Conway delivers a high knee to the face of Turner, who staggers in a circle. His pants slightly fall, and he trips over them and falls to the ground, narrowly missing Conway's missile dropkick, but it connects with the chest of the ref. The fans are insane as Turner reaches into his pocket and pulls out...a URINAL SCREEN! He tosses it into the face of Conway, who yells out loud and tries to get rid of it, but is met with a headbutt to the face! The fans are cheering and just a tad bit disgusted!}

Willy Carter: "CAN JIMMY TURNER MAKE AN UPSET?!"

{Conway, having enough, leaps off the ropes, catches Turner's head, and drives him to the mat with a Springboard DDT.}

Kelly Knite: "Uh, that'd be a no."

{Conway goes for the cover, and the ref is still out. Johnny Holliday rolls out from under the ring, slides in, and grabs a fist full of Conway's hair. He drives him face-first into the mat, effectively nailing the Ego Trip before locking in The Fade to Black. Conway taps repeatedly, but is fading fast.}

Kelly Knite: "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!"

Eric Hardy: "I'm guessing Johnny Holliday didn't like the fact that someone as defenseless as Jimmy Turner was booked..."

Kelly Knite: "So he took it upon himself to stand up for that tub of lard?"

{Conway is out cold, and Holliday lets go. He uses his feet to roll Turner over to Conway, and Turner drapes an arm across. Holliday looks over his shoulder and sees the referee stirring. Holliday drops to his back, rolls out onto the floor, and then rolls under the ring. The ref, seeing Turner pinning Conway, leaps over...1...

2............}

Kelly Knite: "NO!"

{3!!

!!!!!!!!

JIMMY TURNER HAS WON A MATCH IN NCW!!!!!}

Willy Carter: "Jimmy Turner has won a match in NCW!"

{The fans are cheering out loud for the loser, who...}

Voice: "I don't think so."

{Leonard Fox walks on stage with three bodyguards. Two of them remove the bucket and mop, while two more bodyguards take their place. The cheers change to boos as he straightens his tie.}

Leonard Fox: "Holliday, get out from under the ring."

{There is no response.}

Leonard Fox: "Now."

{A microphone pops, and there's a tapping on it, before...}

Johnny Holliday: "There is no Holliday...only Zuul!"

Leonard Fox: "Damn it, son! Get your ass out from underneath that ring!"

{Holliday rolls out, and waves at Fox.}

Leonard Fox: "Now, I want you to know...Jimmy Turner has not won a match in nCw. I'm overturning that decision, based on interference by you."

{The boos increase.}

Kelly Knite: "Well, he's got some sense..."

Leonard Fox: "Now, Holliday, you've wanted my attention for a while...what do you want?"

Johnny Holliday: "Hi."

{Fox's face turns a slight twinge of pink.}

Leonard Fox: "Is that all?"

Johnny Holliday: "I told you. I make things up as I go along. You shouldn't have booked someone who can't defend himself. Overturn it if you'd like...at best, all it's going to be is an asterisk...Hugo Conway won only because Leonard Fox OVERTURNED it."

Leonard Fox: "You got a bad attitude about this company."

Johnny Holliday: "I don't care for the company. I care about the fans."

Leonard Fox: "Shame. This is why you'll never represent the company as the best. I'll deal with you later."

Johnny Holliday: "Oh, you'll deal with me sooner than you think."

{Holliday drops the microphone, climbs the barricade, and does a stage dive into the crowd, being carried away as Fox shakes his head in disgust.}

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

MATCH TWO
ROXXXIE vs. TRISH NEWBORN
Women's World Title Match

{“King of the World” by Porcelain and The Tramps begins to play as the confident, but cocky Trish Newborn makes her way from behind the curtain with the Women's World Championship draped on her shoulder. She stops and glances up at the crowd of roaring fans from either side of her chanting profane name calling. Newborn shrugs it off and begins her march down the ramp zoning out everything, and everyone to focus the task at hand as the music continues to play. Newborn slides under the ropes and enters the ring picking herself up, and twirls around making talents to the crowd letting them, and her haters know exactly what she thinks of them; walking to the first turnbuckle she sees, and pulls herself up and raises the championship belt high into the heavens before met with heavy boos.}

Kelly Knite: Trish is a damn fine woman's champion. She has beaten challenger after challenger and Roxxxie has to bring her best if she hopes to take that belt away from her.

Willy Carter: I know what you are saying.... damn fine... right. *winks at Kelly*

Kelly Knite: Shut it! Since Zelda nobody has been able to step up to the plate as newborn has.

Eric Hardy: She is gunning to be better than Zelda and one more successful defense will do just that.

{The open guitar riffs of Bop til you drop by the Ramones play over the speakers as strobe lights flicker at the entrance.

Bop 'til you drop Bop 'til you drop Bop 'til you drop Bop 'til you drop

A few more seconds pass and Roxxxie has not made an appearance. The song dies out and nothing. No Roxxxie.}

Kelly Knite: Where is she?

Willy Carter: Maybe she had someone better to do.

Kelly Knite: *Glares at Willy*

{Roxxxie's intro starts again and after a few seconds... nothing. Nada. Zilch.}

Eric Hardy: We have word that there seems to be something happening in the back. 

{The camera's cut backstage and Roxxxie is laid out on the floor being mud stomped to holy hell by a hooded woman. The woman backs up as Roxxxie is getting to her knees. The hooded woman comes in and nails a devastating chair shot to Roxxxie's back.}

Kelly Knite: What the hell is happening? Who is that woman?

Willy Carter: It looks like Roxxxie is getting a bad beating. Worse than what she is use to.

{The hooded woman removes her head to reveal, Trent Helms ex-wife, Mercedes Lewis. She bends over to scream into a prone Roxxxxie's ear.}

Mercedes: Listen up tramp! Stay the (bleep) away from Trent! You filthy (bleep)ing skank!

{Mercedes kicks Roxxxie a few more times before security carries her away.}

Kelly Knite: Gawd! I really hate that bitch!

Eric Hardy: She really had no business to get involved and now Roxxxie may have lost her chance at the title.

Willy Carter: Trish seems to be happy about it. I am happy for her.

{The cameras cut back into the ring and Newborn is telling the official to ring the bell. The ref does not know what to do.}

Kelly Knite: Poor Roxxxie! This match could be over before it even started.

{Trish is getting her belt and is about to leave the ring when... 

"Bop til you Drop" comes on over the p.a. system. Roxxxie then appears at the top of the ramp, as she throws up an X using her arms.

No matter what You just can't stop Bop 'til you drop Bop 'til you drop

Roxxxie is holding her back as she limps down the ramp and into the ring. Trish is smiling mouthing the words, "you should have stayed down".}

Eric Hardy: Roxxxie has fought hard for this opportunity and she is not going to give it up.

Kelly Knite: Good for her!

Willy Carter: Color me impressed.

{The ref calls for the bell and Trish looks to take down an already injured Rox. She runs in for a clothesline but Roxxxie manages to duck. Trish runs through and bounces back from the ropes and out of nowhere, Roxxxie hits Trish with her "Bad Girl" facebreaker! Roxxxie, however, is to banged up to make the cover right away. She takes a few seconds to drape her arm over Trish and Newborn is able to kick out at the count of 2.}

Kelly Knite: Out of nowhere! Trish was unable to capitalize and walked right into the Bad Girl.

Eric Hardy: No wonder Roxxxie is part of the Rat Pack. She definitely has heart.

Willy Carter: And boobs!

{Rox is slow to get to her feet. When she is standing, she lifts Trish to hers. Trish slaps Roxxxie's arms away and nails her with a standing dropkick, sending Roxxxie off her feet! Trish holds her face and looks disgusted that she was nailed by one of Rox's favorite moves. She picks Roxxxie up and delivers a perfect fisherman suplex! Trish holds on and arches for the pin. 1... 2... KICKOUT!!}

Eric Hardy: Roxxxie's back must be damaged.

Kelly Knite: No kidding! That chair shot and now a fisherman suplex? I don't see Roxxxie surviving this.

Willy Carter: Trish has too much power and stamina to not beat an injured opponent. I say Newborn wins.

{Roxxxie is arching in pain. Her back looks a bit bruised. Trish sees this so decides it's the perfect time to apply her "No Regret" submission. Newborn grapples Rox's legs and twists them into the inverted cloverleaf.}

Eric Hardy: Roxxxie has proven that she is tough. It may be time for her to tap before causing further injury.

{Roxxxie, however, has a different opinion. She attempts to hold on. Trish is applying pressure on the hold as Rox scratches and claws for the ropes. It seems like the end is in sight when somehow, someway, Roxxxie pushes herself to the ropes. The ref begins the count to five but Trish lets go at 4. Newborn is angered by Roxxxie's unwillingness to quit. Roxxxie tries to get up but falls right back down. Trish climbs the turnbuckle and is looking for some high impact sexyness.}

Willy Carter: So sexy.

Eric Hardy: Yes she is.

Kelly Knite: Wait.... what?

{Trish is throwing up the middle finger and is about to take off when Roxxxie, out of nowhere, in one fluid motion, runs up the turnbuckle, wraps her legs around Newborn, then launches her up and over to the mat with an incredible hurincanrana off the top rope! The impact lays both ladies out. The crowd is wildly cheering for both of the lovely competitors.}

Kelly Knite: OMG! Roxxxie is pulling out all the stops.

Eric Hardy: Just imagine if she was one hundred percent. Roxxxie has been working hard for the shot at gold and she is proving why she is worthy.

Willy Carter: What about her? What about Newborn?

{Newborn is the first to get to her feet. The damage on Roxxxie's back has become unbearable. Roxxxie slowly rises as Newborn runs in for a lock up. Both woman are fighting for control and Trish is clearly gaining it. Roxxxie has one final trick up her sleeve and reaches in to kiss Trish on the lips. Trish is surprised once again and takes a step back. Roxxxie jumps in the air and grabs Trish's face and brings it down to her knees! The "Bad Girl" hits one more time and this time Roxxxie pins! The crowd count along with the ref, 1... 2... 3!! Roxxxie is the new Woman's Champion!!}

Kelly Knite: Roxxxie did it!! Even after that attack from Mercedes, Rox was able to make her dream a reality. .

Eric Hardy: Trish has lost making Roxxxie the new champion in her division. We shall have to wait to see how good a champion she becomes.

Willy Carter: One thing is certain. Both woman are hot.

{The ref hands Roxxxie her new belt. Rox is in tears as she holds the belt high up in the air for the world to see. Ander and Andrew run down the ramp and lift her on to their shoulders as the Rat Pack celebrates this most joyous occasion.}

SEGMENT
ROB DIAMOND
A Good Defense

{ Maniac is seen walking down the hallways backstage when Chad Lights comes running up next to him, microphone in hand. }

Chad Lights: Maniac! Maniac, can I get a quick word with you?

{ Maniac continues walking but Chad presses on anyway. }

Chad Lights: Maniac, what is the deal with you and Homeless Harold? Why are you a team? Do you know who he actually is? 

{ Maniac ignores him as he reaches his destination, his locker room. }

Chad Lights: Fine, if you won't tell me that will you at least tell me what your plan is for tonight in the main event?

{ He stops half way into the room and looks at Chad. }

Maniac: My plan? My plan is simple Chad, even you would understand it... 

Chad Lights: What is it?

Maniac: The complete and total destruction of Steven-

Rob Diamond: Hey asshole!

{ Maniac turns to look and- THUD! Steel chair to his face. Maniac falls into the locker room as Rob Diamond shoves Chad out of the way and nails Maniac again with the chair as he tries to stand. }

Rob Diamond: HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING THE ONE ON THE RECEIVING END DICK FACE!?

{ Rob nails him again with the chair across his back then kicks him hard in the side of the head, rolling him over. He takes the chair and rams it into the throat of Maniac and begins to choke him with it. }

Rob Diamond: SAY SOMETHING BIG MAN! COME ON! TALK YOUR S***! NOW!

{ Maniac struggles to breath as Rob throws the chair aside. He drops down over Maniac, grabs his throat with his left hand and begins to punch him in the face with his right. }

Rob Diamond: YOUR DEAD! YOU HEAR ME CHRIS?! DEAD!

{ With each hit he shots another letter. }

Rob Diamond: D! E! D!

{ Finally Gib and security come into the room, Gib underhooks Rob and pulls him off as security grabs Maniac by his arms and drags him away. Maniac starts to come too as Gib pulls Rob out of the room and pushes him up against the wall. }

Gib: BACK OFF! You want a piece of him then you get it in the ring!

{ Rob goes to move past him. }

Gib: DAMMIT ROB!

{ Gib slams his fist through the wall and Rob is startled enough to listen. }

Gib: In the ring. Got me?

Rob Diamond: Yeah, I got it... But when I get him "in the ring" you better have a hearse on stand by.

{ Rob gets around Gib and takes off down the hall way. Gib turns back and looks at Maniac who is relatively calm for someone who just took a vicious beating. Maniac looks at Gib, Gib glares at Maniac. }

Maniac: Thanks for the assist... I'll have to... Pay you back sometime...

{ He lets that sentence hang there for a second as Gib just stares daggers into the man who has tried on more than one occasion to harm his daughter. Commercial. }

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: Next up.. Venom and Zelda represent the Young Guns as they take on Todd Williams and Crystal Hilton.

Kelly Knite: Be interesting to see how well Todd and Crystal get along in the face of their divorce.

Willy Carter: If I know them, they'll put all that aside for this match.

MATCH THREE
VENOM and ZELDA vs. TODD WILLIAMS and CRYSTAL HILTON
Mixed Tag Match

{Venom and Zelda emerge together, unified as a team.}

Eric Hardy: Venom and Velez.. Venom and Zelda.. Zelda and Blair.. it wouldn't matter which two.. the Young Guns are a team to beat no matter what the pairing.

Willy Carter: If it wasn't for their dominating singles performances, maybe two of them could hold the tag belts forever.

{Todd and Crystal make their way to the ring, coming out together, but clearly having distance between them.}

Eric Hardy: Despite their divorce, and all their relationship troubles.. they seem to be trying to get along for this match.

Kelly Knite: Not the easiest thing to do, believe me.

{Venom and Todd start the match off, locking up in the center of the ring. Venom nails a sharp knee to the gut, then twists Todd around for a side wrist lock before slamming an elbow into his back. Venom backs off a step, then darts forward for a quick spinning neckbreaker. Venom pops up to his feet, then backs off a step again, taking a quick step forward for the momentum to leap high into the air and drive a knee down onto the head of Todd Williams.}

Eric Hardy: The National Champion taking control of a talented, but still fairly new Todd Williams.

Kelly Knite: Adjustments are hard, especially when you don't have the luxury of the clout for a weekly booking.

{Venom picks Todd up to his feet, irish whipping him into a neutral corner. Venom charges it, but Todd sidesteps and Venom hits the corner. Venom stumbles back, and Todd grabs him for a reverse DDT. Todd grabs Venom for a side armbar, wrenching down on the neck and shoulder. Venom scrambles to get to a vertical base, then shoves Todd away. Todd rebounds off the ropes and Venom drops for a back body drop but Todd drops himself, nailing a front dropkick to the top of Venom's skull. Todd stands up, looking at Crystal, who has her hand out for the tag. Todd sighs heavily, then reaches over and makes the tag.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like Crystal and Zelda are gonna give the crowd what they want and go a few rounds..

Kelly Knite: This maybe wasn't the best idea, as now Venom gets a few short seconds to recover before he makes the tag to Zelda.

Willy Carter: I think it's just competitive spirit of Todd and Crystal.. they want to wrestle, not just win.

{Crystal steps into the ring and waits. Venom reaches over and makes the tag to Zelda. Zelda dashes across the ring. Crystal ducks the clothesline. Zelda on the rebound dives under the dropkick. Crystal turns in time to get caught by a right hand from Zelda, and she responds with a right hand of her own. The two exchange punches briefly, until a big right hand from Zelda staggers Crystal. Zelda nails a kick to the gut, then snaps off a quick spike DDT. She reaches over to make the cover. 1...2.. Kickout at 2.}

Eric Hardy: Little bit of a telegraphed dance there, both of these women have fought each other many times and it shows that they have each other's moves well versed.

Kelly Knite: The good wrestlers always know their opponent, friend or foe.

Willy Carter: Or even stranger.

{Zelda picks Crystal up, pushing her back against the ropes before irish whipping her across the ring. Crystal grabs the far ropes to stop herself, but Zelda rushes after her. Crystal steps to the side, allowing Zelda to bounce off the ropes. Zelda stumbles, holding her chest from the impact and Crystal grabs her for a side russian leg sweep. Quick as lightning, Crystal is on her feet, hooking her arms around Zelda's legs to lock in the Withering Rose high angle boston crab, but Zelda kicks out with her feet, shoving her away. Zelda rolls back to her feet, and the two women charge at one another, meeting in midair, each going for a leaping crossbody.}

Eric Hardy: Both thought they had the other scouted, and went for the counter..

Kelly Knite: And they look like they collided pretty hard.

{Both women start the trip to their corners. Venom half moves to the ring, reaching for Zelda. The ref turns to stop him as Crystal makes the tag. Todd rushes into the ring, but the ref stops him, having not seen the tag. Todd argues his case, and Crystal gets to her feet, only to be grabbed by Zelda for the Game Over! Full Nelson facebuster! Todd steps out of the ring as Zelda hooks the leg for a pin. 1... Todd steps back in.. 2... Venom takes him down with a dropkick, preventing the save.. 3!!!!}

Eric Hardy: The Young Guns win!

Kelly Knite: Despite their problems, Crystal and Todd managed to be a team.. and they gave it their all.. but the Young Guns are as good as anyone else, no matter which two there are.

Eric Hardy: That is the cold truth.. We'll be right back.

{Inside the ring Zelda helps Crystal up and the two embrace in a hug before we fade to commercial and Zelda slides out to celebrate with Venom.}

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: Next up is a match pitting two men against each other that have developed a bit of a grudge against each other.

Kelly Knite: Paul Star and Ander Carvetti have been on opposite sides of the ring quite often but never one on one. Ander Carvetti has been training hard 

Willy Carter: My man Paul Star is going to take this bad boy.

MATCH FOUR
PAUL STAR vs. ANDER CARVETTI
Singles Match

A strange guitar riff plays through the PA for a couple of seconds, and as the drums and guitar intro of the song Ladies and Gentlemen kicks in, there's a big explosion as the whole entrance area lights up in pyro. After this happens, Paul Star steps out from behind the entrance curtain and is met by the cheers of the crowd. Paul stands at the top of the entrance ramp and salutes to the crowd. He then starts walking down to the ring while singing the lyrics to the song and giving crowd members high fives. Paul rolls into the ring and walks to the nearest corner. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both hands high in the air. The crowd cheers on as Paul gives his signature smile.

Eric Hardy: No one can say anything bad about Paul Star. In every run he’s had here in New Championship Wrestling….he’s captured nCw gold.

Kelly Knite: Paul Star is an exceptional talent. 

Willy Carter: You gosh dang right he is. Way better then that boring Carvetti that’s about to come out.

Kelly Knite: Be careful, or Carvetti might kick you in the teeth.

("Ironside" hits over the sound systems over the arena as spotlights go all over the place. At the end of the brief into, "No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast over the sound systems of the arena. The spotlight begins to shine on the center of the stage and out from behind the curtain, a man walks out wearing a hooded, unfastended robe. He pops his neck and begins punching his taped fists together. He pulls the hood down from his head revealing former kickboxing sensation Ander Carvetti. He has a calm and relaxed expression on his face as he walks toward the ring, ready for war. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and bounces up and down on his feet. He looks around and surveys the arena and has a calm smile on his face. Walking over to the ring stairs, he pops his knuckles, and then walks up the stairs. He slingshots himself over the top rope and begins bouncing on his feet, throwing a few punches and kicks to warm himself up before the match begins....)

Eric Hardy: Here’s Mr. No Charisma himself.

Kelly Knite: Ander Carvetti….no flash, no pizazz no B.S. That’s him in a nutshell.

Willy Carter: Yeah…I’d like to kick him in his nut shell.

The bell sounds and Ander and Paul circle around the ring, checking for the right opportunity to strike. Ander throws a few quick jabs and a few quick kicks to gauge the distance between them and Paul stays back because of it. The two finally lock up after a few moments and they jockey for position, Paul pushes Ander back a bit before wrapping his arm up in a hammer lock. He wrenches the arm a bit and then shoves Ander forward a bit before catching him with a standing dropkick. Ander hit’s the mat but he’s back up in seconds and Paul is already moving around the ring. He comes running at him with a clothesline and Ander goes down again. Ander gets up and Paul is back with another clothesline, Ander quickly gets up only to be caught by a springboard leg lariat. Paul quickly hooks a leg but Ander kicks out at 1.

Eric Hardy: Ander is going to have to slow Paul down if he wants to get the advantage.

Willy Carter: Well that’s easier said then done when it comes to Paul Star.

Kelly Knite: Paul Star is quick that’s for sure.

Paul begins lifting Ander up to his feet but the Muay Thai expert begins to battle back.He lands a stiff elbow to the sternum of Paul and after a couple more Paul loses his grip and buries a hard kick to the inner knee of Paul. Star grimaces in pain and Ander nails him with another one followed by a spinning back kick to the midsection of nCw’s High Flying Superstar. Paul hunches over and Ander comes off the rope with the axe kick. Ander misses and Paul steps back and grabs him with a reverse Hurricanranna. Paul hooks the leg again but Ander kicks out at 2.

Eric Hardy: Ander tried to fight back but Paul Star stopped him before he could get the momentum on his side.

Kelly Knite: But Paul still couldn’t put Ander away.

Willy Carter: Give it time, Kelly.

A dazed Ander starts to try and climb to his feet but Paul Star puts the boots to him. Paul goes to lift him up but Ander surprises him with a European uppercut. Ander grabs him and puts him and lifts him up for a suplex but Paul escapes it and takes off running the other way. He tries for another clothesline but Ander ducks it. Paul keeps running and springboards off the ropes with a flying cross body but Ander leaps up into the air and catches Paul with the shotgun dropkick. Paul hit’s the mat hard and crunches up, holding him midsection. Ander quickly makes the cover. 1.…..2.……3...NO Paul got his foot on the ropes!

Kelly Knite: NO WAY! I though Ander had it!

Eric Hardy: Paul Star showing great ring awareness there.

Willy Carter: Awh yeah…that’s signs of a future champion!

Ander gets up and stumbles around the ring a bit as the crowd start to cheer him on. He looks over at Paul who is slowly climbing to his feet and he starts to size him up. He slaps his leg, signaling for the Boom! Headshot. Paul looks dazed as he reaches a kneeling position and Ander lets it rip! He swings the vicious Muay Thai kick straight towards Paul’s head….but Star ducks it! Ander’s momentum spins him completely around and Paul shoots up and nails him with the TTLS!

Willy Carter: Twinkle, Twinkle Litter Star! Right to the face of the kick boxing champion!

Eric Hardy: Paul got all of it. 

Kelly Knite: Brutal kick.

Paul Star hooks the leg. 1.….2.…..NO! Ander somehow gets the shoulder up. The ref, the crowd and Paul Star can’t believe it. Ander digs his hands into the mat and starts to push himself up. He climbs to his feet and motions for Paul Star to bring some more. Paul swings a punch but Ander ducks it and clocks him with a shin to the chest. Paul tenses up and Ander fires one more in the same spot. Ander runs to the ropes and he goes for the Yakuza kick but Paul dodges it at the last second! Paul quickly sets him up for the Attitude Injection and he spikes Ander’s head into the mat. Paul covers 1.…2.…..3!

Willy Carter: Yeah! I told you it was going to be my man Paul Star on top.

Eric Hardy: It took every trick he could think of, but he somehow managed to keep Ander down for three seconds. 

Kelly Knite: Both men gave this match 100%….it’s a shame one of them had to lose.

SEGMENT
Steve Awesome & Mandi Matthews
See ya soon….

We cut backstage to find Steve Awesome sitting in his backstage locker room. Mandi is by his side but she looks like she has something on her mind.

Mandi Matthews: Steve…I need to tell you something, but I don’t know how to say it?”

Steve adjusts his hair in a nearby mirror.

Steve Awesome: Try English yet?

She was to preoccupied with her own thoughts to even notice the sarcasm.

Mandi Matthews: It’s about Harold….he said he wasn’t working alone. He said someone put him up to all this….”

She bites her lip as Awesome steps away from the mirror and walks next to her.

Steve Awesome: Hey…hey. Don’t you worry about Harold’s mind games alright? He’s just trying to freak us out…but it’s not going to work. I’m not going to let him get to you.”

She crosses her arms.

Mandi Matthews: Why do you even care? A couple weeks ago the only time you’d talk to me is to insult me….but now your protecting me?”

He wraps his arms around her.

Steve Awesome: Look, I’m a dick. I know it, the world knows it. I make fun of people…I do whatever I want…not many people like me. But you still stick by my side throughout all of it. Even after I broke your heart last year, you still came back. You’re still by my side. So as long as Harold is after you, I’m sticking by your side.”

feel even worse. But suddenly there was a knock on the door. Steve glances toward the door and then sticks his index finger up, the universal signal for “one minute”.

Steve Awesome: Hold that thought.

He cautiously walks toward the door, his fist clenched, ready for action and when he swings the door open he finds….some guy in a stupid costume?

Some Guy: Telegram for Miss Amanda Matthews…..

Awesome looks confused as Mandi walks up to the door. The guy starts to sing overdramatically.

Some Guy: “EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE…..”

He sings, clenching his fists as he feels the passion.

Some Guy: “EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE……”

He wails…putting Michael Bolton to shame.

Some Guy: “EVERY BOND YOU BREAK….”

Sting eat you’re heart out.

Some Guy: “EVERY STEP YOU TAKE….”

Grand finale.

Some Guy: I’LL BE WATCHING…..”

He hit’s the high note.

Some Guy: …YYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

He hands her a package, smiles and holds out his hand for a tip. But Awesome slams the door in his face and walks next to Mandi who was holding the box.

Steve Awesome: What is it?

She pulls the contents out of the box and looks at it. It’s a framed picture of Homeless Harold! 

Awesome grabs it from her hand and slams it against the floor. He hugs her and whispers in her ear.

Steve Awesome: Don’t worry….everything will be okay.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

SEGMENT
VENOM/MANSON
A Shot

{We go backstage to find the National Champion just standing around talking to a stage hand. He's smiling from ear to ear as he tells the guy a story.}

Venom: So I walked in and Rob is half on her lap until he hears that the door opened and then he jumps to the other side of the couch faster then a cockroach when the lights come on.

{They both share a laugh until they're interrupted by...}

Angel: Is this what you're doing instead of defending that Championship? Cracking jokes with the stage crew?

{Venom turns around and his smile fades as he stands face to face with the General Manager.}

Venom: Is this what a good General Manager does? Pokes his nose in the business of his Champions?

Angel: Nope, but it is my job to get my Champions to actually defend there belts against worthy opponents.

Venom: Ha ha. You find me a worthy opponent and I'll defend this Championship anytime anyplace. You know, why don't you go round up three losers and put them in a match to decide who should face me. It worked so well last time. You remember that right?

Angel: No, I seem to have forgotten. Why don't you enlighten me?

Venom: Well it went something like this Angel. Joe Everyman and Jack Manson talked a lot about how they were going to be the best National Champions ever when they won and went on to beat me. Then Ricky Johnson showed up and made some jokes about Joe Everyman and said he was tired of Jack Manson. Jack Manson walked out the winner and I took him on and then the ref counted three and I walked out with the National Championship still on my shoulder.

Angel: You mean when he had your shoulders pinned too?

Venom: Po tate oh Po tat toe Angel. I walked out of that arena with the Championship still on my shoulder and that's all that matters.

Angel: Well the way I see it you owe someone a rematch.

Venom: Who, Chuck Moss? If you walked right back up to me right now and demanded a rematch then I would shove my foot down his throat and beat him again.

Angel: No, I think you owe Jack a rematch.

Venom: Jack? Jack Manson can kiss my...

{Venom is interrupted as someone speaks from off camera.}

Jack Manson: Did someone mention me?

{The camera pans out as Jack Manson walks down the hallway towards Angel and Venom. Venom turns from Angel and stares straight into they eyes of Jack as he walks towards him.}

Venom: Yeah, I did. I said Jack Manson can kiss my...

Jack Manson: Hold on right there buddy. I don't think you want to finish that sentence.

Venom: Yes, I do Jack. You're not getting another Title shot and you can kiss my...

{Again Venom is cut off as Jack Manson picks up the pace and leaps on top of Venom and starts beating down on his face with lefts and rights. Angel steps back to get out of the way as stage hands swarm the two men and hold them back. Venom is pulled one way and immediately pulls away and holds his face while four men have to hold Jack Manson back.}

Venom: Do something Mr. General Manager. One of your Champions was just attacked by a lunatic.

Angel: You're right V, I should do something. That's why I'm going to award Jack for his initiative and I'm going to give him the rematch he deserves. This time though, there will be a clear winner one way or another, because it will be No Disqualification.

{Jack Manson laughs as Venom flips out and kicks the wall. Jack is now easily pulled away by the stage hands while the stage hands that pulled Venom back now have to hold him from attacking Angel. We cut back to the arena.}

Kelly Knite: The time has come for our fellow broadcaster to step into the ring with who I think has a bright future ahead of him.

Willy Carter: Don't you mean former broadcaster. Good riddance I say.

Eric Hardy: Simon Daye and Christian Gardner should put up one hell of a match. They had some choice words for one another and this should be exciting.

MATCH FIVE
SIMON DAYE vs. CHRIS GARDNER
Singles Match

{"Dead in the Water" hits the p.a. system. Simon Daye and Ashlie Ember smugly walk out from behind the curtain. They make their way to the ring, ignoring the crowds taunts.}

Eric Hardy: Simon has made it known how he feels about his competition. 

Kelly Knite: Not to mention how he feels about races outside his own. Hitler much.

Willy Carter: The guy is a racist snob and I hope Gardner puts a foot up his ass.

{As "The Gardners'" tron hits and Adrenaline strikes the PA system, Christian struts into the arena, kind of Jeff Hardy-ish. He waits until the drums are about to hit and leaps in the air, slapping the ground as he lands (much like Kofi Kingston's fourth "Boom!" shot). At this point, a single wall of pyros shoot behind his back. After that, he runs down the entrance aisle, high-fiving his fans on his way to the ring. Christian then climbs the steel steps and enters the ring by passing between the top and mid ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckles and does the Corna symbol for his crowd, as well as other acknowledgment signals.}

Kelly Knite: Chris has defeated some heavyweights like Homeless Harold. He also managed to beat Lex sense for the Honor title. This man is awesome!

Willy Carter: Are you done rubbing him off?

Kelly Knite: Don't make me slap you.

Eric Hardy: Chris has been impressive, but lately has begun to flounder. A win here may help his momentum.

{The ref calls the bell and Chris is looking to tie up with Daye. Daye, however, blows snot at Gardner. Chris takes offense and steps up to Daye's face. Daye looks unimpressed as he slaps the taste out of Gardner's mouth.}

Kelly Knite: Chris is going to make him pay for that one.

Willy Carter: He better if he wants to be respected.

{Simon is parading around the ring pointing at Chris and mockingly joking like he is about to cry. Chris' face goes from serious to disdain and levels Simon with a powerful European uppercut! Simon reels back into the turnbuckle and Chris runs in and hits a Stinger splash! Simon staggers out of the corner and Chris nails him in the back with a standing dropkick that sends Daye face first into the mat, sliding out of the ring! Chris stands taunting with the Corna symbol and the crowd is eating it up.}

Eric Hardy: The crowd is eating this up.

Willy Carter: Hells yeah! That was a nice series of moves.

Kelly Knite: And he is not done yet.

{Ashlie runs over to help Simon to his feet. Daye is complaining about his face. He whines just enough to allow Chris to whip himself off the ropes and do a jumping moonsault off the ropes to the outside! Ashlie had just enough time to get away but Daye is rocked hard!}

Kelly Knite: Told you he was awesome!

Willy Carter: I don't care just as long as Daye gets what's his.

Eric Hardy: Truly remarkable.

{The ref begins the ten count but both men are on the ground, not caring about it. 1... no movement. 2... Ashlie steps in to help Simon up. 3... Chris is slowly getting to his feet. 4... Daye is standing. 5... Gardner is standing. 6... Daye has enough wherewithal to deliver a desperation spinning back fist! 7... Gardner gets rocked, dropping like a sack of potatoes, as Daye yells, "Have a Good Daye" biatch! 8.. Daye rolls into the ring and begins celebrating as if he's won. 9... Christian is attempting to regain his bearings. 9.5... Gardner manages to roll into the ring.}

Kelly Knite: Chris is barely able to beat the clock. Simon better pay attention here.

{Daye is jumping around as if he's won but Ashlie tells him it's not over yet. Daye turns around as Gardner begins wailing away with his fists. Daye is being rocked by the blows as Ashlie jumps unto the apron distracting the referee and allowing Daye to rake Chris's eyes.}

Kelly Knite: Stupid skank! 

Willy Carter: The equalizer strikes!

{Ember gets off the apron and claps for her man as Daye begins chopping away with some sharp knife edge chops. Gardner is backed into the ropes and Daye Irish whips the Professor and waits for him to come back into his waiting arms. Daye lifts Gardner on to his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop! Daye taunts Gardner by acting like he is teabagging him before he helps Chris to his feet. He kicks the Englishman in the gut and runs to the ropes and comes back with a knee to his face. Daye then grabs Chris neck and delivers a sweet spinning neckbreaker!}

Eric Hardy: I never thought I'd say this but Simon is looking good.

Kelly Knite: I knew you were gay.

Eric Hardy: His wrestling! His wrestling is looking good!

Willy Carter: Is wrestling your word for ass?

Eric Hardy: ...

{Daye nonchalantly pins the Honor champion but doesn't even get a 2 count. Simon lifts Gardner to his feet and whips him to the ropes again only this time Gardner springboards off the ropes and backflips into a dropkick that forces Daye on his ass! Chris catches his breath on his knees as Daye is writhing around in pain. Gardner stands to his feet, jumps on the ropes and Lionsaults right on top of Daye. He stays for the pin, 1.. 2... KICKOUT!! Even Ashlie is surprised that Daye kicked out.}

Kelly Knite: So close! He just needs a little more to end this thing.

Willy Carter: Chris will not allow Daye to win here if he wants to prove that he is a champion. 

Eric Hardy: Especially, not after Simon cost Chris a match against EverySense. 

{Gardner does not waste time to get to his feet, lifting Daye up to his as he does so. Chris grabs Daye by the collar and begins mouthing off straight to his face. Daye just grins and spits in Gardner's face. Gardner, enraged grabs Dayes leg and Dragon Screw 1! Holding on to Simon's leg, Dragon Screw 2! Once again holding on to the leg, Dragon Screw 3! Simon is on the ground holding his leg and almost crying.}

Eric Hardy: 3 Dragon Screws! Daye's leg has to be shot.

Kelly Knite: He should not have disrespected the Professor of Professional Wrestling.

Willy Carter: FINISH HIM OFF!

{Gardner nimbly jumps on to the third turnbuckle, Corna symblols to the crowd as most of the crowd Corna symbols back, Ashlie jumps on to the apron once again and begins arguing with the ref. Gardner is a bit distracted and does not notice Daye limping his way to the corner to uppercut Gardner in between his legs, shattering his most precious possession. Gardner drops on the turnbuckle as Daye climbs it. He grapples Gardner and pulls him over, nailing his "Good" superplex! Gardner lands hard and the groin uppercut and superplex combo have taken the breath from his lungs.} 

Kelly Knite: That dirty ho! Ember once again getting in the way.

Willy Carter: If Simon wins this one he is going to shout about it to the heavens.

Eric Hardy: Christian was just about to finish it off and Simon, with his dirty tactics, managed to take advantage.

{Simon stands to his feet, still limping from the Dragon Screws. Chris is groggily standing to his feet when Daye wraps his arm around Gardner's head and drops him face first with the "Daye Break". Simon pins and 1... 2... 3! Ashlie jumps into the ring and the celebration begins.}

Kelly Knite: Ashlie gave him the opportunity to steal one.

Willy Carter: And like a good thief he did. We are going to hear about this until the end of time.

Eric Hardy: Simon manages to pick up his first win and it's against a champion. Does this mean that Daye should be in title hunt picture?

SEGMENT
BRAD/CHRIS
Surprise

Suddenly, Simon's music is interrupted by a voice coming from the sound system, as Brad Kane and Alysson Gardner show up in the titantron. The redhead has her arms wrapped around the Irish wrestler, as both smirk down at the Englishman.

Alysson: Hey! Hey, Chris! Boos flood the arena, as Christian shifts his attention to the tron, still kind of dazed.

Alysson: Good job there with Simon. That was a... 'Good' performance.

Brad Kane: On Oscar night, I think that was worthy of a nomination. So how you been this last week buddy? I mean only to see your sister admit she hates your guts, has to be great right?

Kane chuckles for a moment before getting serious again.

Brad Kane: Now as you can tell we're not coming to the ring tonight because well we don't need to attack you. Nah, instead, I'm here to tell you I broke the bro code.

Alysson: Ooooh, things are heating up here.

Alysson giggles as Chris asks for a microphone, quickly granted one by the stagehands.

Christian: You two have been breaking every code ever since you've decided that chasing me was a good idea! Bradley, you're a sick human being. And Alysson... You're the most ungrateful person in the face of Earth.

The crowd cheers on Christian as Alysson and Brad exchange glances, smirking at Christian's childish speech.

Brad Kane: How am I a sick human being? I'm simply doing what I think is best. And if banging your sister is what I think is best then so be it. If trying to take you out of a promotion that's starting to worship you is what's best for me then so be it.

Brad takes a moment to compose his thoughts before continuing.

Brad Kane: See Christian, this is more then just about you and that piece of crap gold you hold. This is about the respect I should've been getting that you've earned by doing nothing!

Christian: Nothing?! Me doing nothing?! Haven't you been following?! I bring to this crowd what they WANT to see, simply put!

The crowd cheers on Chris, the showman, once again.

Christian: I'm giving these people what their money's worth! I put my soul inside every fist I throw! And you? What have YOU been doing to earn yourself some respect, Bradley? Because it's like they say... Respect--

Alysson: Is earned? Cut the sermon out, we're all tired of it. If the crowd you say you love knew how hypocritical and stubborn you are... You'd be preaching on undies.

Brad Kane: Christian, tonight is simple. It's not about listening to you. It's about me. It's about Alysson and it's about this.

He lays into her with a giant french kiss before breaking away to smile at his rival.

Brad Kane: How does it feel to know that the man you want dead is banging the holy bejesus out of your sister?

As Chris is starting to STEAM inside the ring, Alysson pulls Brad's face back.

Alysson: Forget about this a**hole, tonight's all 'bout us.

The girl now pulls Brad into her for another big french kiss.

Christian: ...... OH NO YOU DIDN'T...

With that, the Professor storms out of the ring and into the backstage like an infuriated beast.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: Well after what we saw earlier tonight there is no doubt in anyone's mind that Rob Diamond is out for blood tonight.

Kelly Knite: Rob took it to Maniac backstage earlier in the evening and that was probably just a warm up for Lex Sense.

Eric Hardy: Lex made it pretty clear he wanted this shot and Rob was more than willing to give it to him and that was before Lex attacked Rob after that highly competitive match he had with Paul star.

Willy Carter: Did you guys see him poop on that grave? My man Sense is CRAAAAAAAAZY.

Eric Hardy: I honestly wish I hadn't seen it...

Amber Ashe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the nCw X Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... LEX SENSE!

MATCH SIX
ROB DIAMOND vs. LEX SENSE
X Championship Match

{The lights go out. A few seconds pass before a deep, menacing, British accent states, "I am the Future!". Lights begin to flicker all over the place as Tool's Vicarious hits the loud speakers. The intro is accompanied by images of war, destruction and death, which are being shown on the Jumbotron. Shots of the audience are taken showing the fearful reaction that the arena has been overwhelmed with. The intro dies along with the lights and jumboscreen. The explosion of guitars and drums signals the black lights to illuminate the arena to reveal the blanket of thick fog that has covered the stage and ring. Finally the lights come back on as Sense is being risen from underground. Wearing gray duster coat and white hood covering his face. Sense has his arms in the shape of an X across his chest but once he is completely risen he raises his arms quickly as fireworks shoot up to the sky. He then extends his hands to form a cross, marking the pillars of fire to blast off one after the other across the stage. At this point Tool's frontman Maynard begins singing the lyrics to the song as Sense slowly makes his way to the ring. }

"Eye on the TV

{Cause tragedy thrills me

{Whatever flavor

{It happens to be"

{Once he reaches the bottom of the ramp he strips off his coat and hood and stares into an audience that seems to be in shock from the look of this behemoth. Lex grabs the top rope and pulls himself up and over to enter the ring foot over rope style. He heads into the center of the ring pushing the ref aside as he raises his arms one more time, while mouthing the words to the chorus.}

{"Cause I need to watch things die"

{He stares with intense hatred toward anybody ready to enter his ring.}

Eric Hardy: Lex Sense is nothing but raw strength and intensity. Rob has his work cut out for him tonight.

Kelly Knite: Rob Diamond overcame the mountain that is Homeless Harold, this loser will be a walk in the park.

Eric Hardy: Are you turning into a Rob Diamond fan?

Kelly Knite: He sticks his neck out for Zelda, allot, I respect that.

Willy Carter: Don't let him hear you say that.

Amber Ashe: And introducing the champion...

{ The opening riff to Dope's "I don't give a F" plays over the sound system much to the dismay of the fans in attendance. Rob Diamond struts out onto the stage with two middle fingers high in the air, pointed directly at the crowd. He stops at the edge of the stage and hits the crowd with the biggest crotch chop this side of the Mississippi as blue pryo goes off behind him in the form of the letter "X". } Amber Ashe: On his way to the ring, he is known all around the world as The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Ultimate Wrestler, The Xtreme American Dream, The King of Diamonds, The Bloody Cinderella, The Infamous Lord Dominicus Himself... ROB MOTHER LOVING DIAMOND!

{ He continues to strut down the ramp, bobbing his head to the lyrics, mouthing them as he goes. Once he reaches the ring he rolls in under the bottom rope and jumps up. Grabbing the top rope he pulls himself up and throw up two middle fingers one more time, screaming the chorus as it kicks into gear. }

{"I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..."

{"I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..."

{"ABOUT YOU! 

{AND YOUR POINT OF VIEW!

{OR YOUR STUPID SELFISH ATTITUDE!

{CAUSE IT SEEMS!

{TO BE!

{THAT YOU NEVER REALLY GAVE A F!

{ABOUT ME!"

{"I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..."

{"I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..."

{ He jumps down and walks to the center of the ring, raising both hands high into the air, he shots the crowd one more classic grin before firing off one final crotch chop! Rob then walks to whichever corner the ref sends him too as his music fades away. }

Kelly Knite: Rob just doesn't care and the fans are really starting to come around to that.

Willy Carter: Actually, I think the exact term is he don't give a-

Eric Hardy: OKAY! The ref has the belt and this match is about to be underway.

{ DING! DING! Rob moves to the center of the ring and holds out his hand for a test of strength. }

Kelly Knite: Seriously?

{ Lex chuckles and moves into oblige but Rob kicks him wicked hard in the shin and upper cuts him across the chin. Sense stumbles and turns and Rob shoulder blocks him in the back of the knee, Sense drops to one knee and Rob goes off the ropes, he comes back and just plants Sense hard with a roll over neck breaker, literally bending Sense in half! }

Eric Hardy: Nice neck breaker by Rob and what a great combo. Cutting the big man down early is the way to win it.

Willy Carter: He's had allot of practice with men twice his size... That's a ga-

Kelly Knite: We got it Willy!

{ Sense sits up and rubs his neck and Rob is right on him, dropping down behind him and throwing him in a rear choke hold. Sense begins to wildly swing his arms as Rob closes off his wind pipe. Sense thrusts his body toward the ropes and kicks his foot in the direction of the bottom rope as Rob pulls him down and tries to lay him down on the mat. }

Eric Hardy: Diamond is trying to end this early with that choke hold.

Kelly Knite: It's not pretty but it does the trick.

{ Lex gets his foot on the rope and the ref counts to four. Rob is up but he quickly puts the boots to Sense. The ref tries to push him back as Sense rolls out onto the apron. Lex stands up on the apron and Rob runs right at him but Sense throws one of his bat like arms in Rob's direction and catches him across the collar bone. Rob falls back but then presses forward and the bigger man punches him square in the jaw, grabs him around the neck and rips him over the top rope and onto the apron. Rob throws a wild punch that Lex blocks, Sense connects with a head butt that staggers Rob and then Lex just mows him down with a big boot on the apron that sends Rob flying backward and across the top step of the steel stairs! }

Willy Carter: DAMN! Did you see that? Lex might of broken the kids back!

Eric Hardy: There goes any hope Rob had of coming out of this match unscathed.

Kelly Knite: That was... It was just brutal.

Willy Carter: That be Lex's middle name, I googled that.

{ Sense walks across the apron then very carefully, but painfully stomps his foot down on Rob's chest as he walks down the ring steps. Once on the floor, Sense grabs Rob by the hair and stands him up, he pats him on the shoulder then grabs him around his neck with both hand and sends him back first into the ring barrier! }

Eric Hardy: Sense is working over Rob's back, using everything in sight to get an advantage.

Kelly Knite: Lex claims he doesn't care about the belt, he just wants to punish Rob. This guy is sick.

{ Sense laughs as he walks over to Rob who is laying against the barrier. Sense picks up his huge foot and just rams that thing into Rob's chest about a half dozen times, just really crushing him up against the barrier. Lex reaches down and with a fist full of hair he stands him up. Lex takes Rob's arm and from only a few feet away he Irish whips Rob right into the steps, Rob hits so hard that the top half of the steps fly off the bottom half as Rob lays pretty lifeless on the floor. }

Willy Carter: Lex is just ripping that sucka apart.

Eric Hardy: That's an apt description for this match.

Willy Carter: Did you just call me a ape, cracka?

Eric Hardy: What? No!

Willy Carter: Ya damn right, cracka!

{ The ref is getting pretty close to ten on his count so Lex rolls into and back out of the ring to restart the count. Rob still isn't moving as Sense helps him up. He pretends to cry and wipe the tears away before just laughing at him and going for another Irish whip, but Rob puts on the brakes and drop toe holds Lex sense face first into the top half of the steel steps, right into the corner! }

Eric Hardy: SENSE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

Kelly Knite: Sense waited too long and allowed Rob to regain some of his strength to pull off that game changing move right there.

{ Rob pulls himself up on the apron and smiles the devilish grin as Sense begins to push himself up. Sense wipes the blood off and looks at his hand furiously as he stand up. Rob comes from behind and knees Sense in the back with a knee lift, Lex rears back and Rob nails a dragon sleeper ddt. Diamond is right up and he rolls into the ring... }

Eric Hardy: Is Rob going to... Do something high risk?

Willy Carter: Looks like it's desperation time for the X Champ.

{ Rob runs to the other side of the ring and hits the ropes, Lex stands up just as Rob comes flying back and through the ropes with a suicide dive! }

Willy Carter: THE SUICIDAL FAILURE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! THE IRONY!

{ Rob rolls to his feet and immediately crotch chops Lex to an entire arena of fans screaming "SUCK IT!" }

Kelly Knite: Looks like we all enjoyed that bit of irony.

{ Sense pushes himself up off the floor and Rob comes right back in with a punt to the side of the head. He helps Lex up and rolls him into the ring. Diamond hops up onto the apron, grabs the top rope and catapults himself into the ring with a leg drop. Rob goes for the first cover of the match, ONE! TW- KICK OUT! }

Eric Hardy: Not even a two count?

Willy Carter: Sense is a beast.

{ Lex is slowly getting to his feet as Rob runs up to him, he spins and Sense takes a spinning Fist Full O'Democracy to the face! Lex staggers and Rob whips him into the corner. Sense slumps there and Rob runs in with a running boot to the face. He takes both of Sense's legs and hooks them on the second rope, he backs up, "SUCK IT!" And Rob runs in and punts the turn buckle under Lex's groin for SHATTERED DREAMS! Lex drops down onto the mat, holding his pride. Rob spins around and grins as crotch chops again, he runs in and goes for the "Suck it" bronco buster but as Rob goes air born, Lex's right hand flies up and grabs Rob right by his twig and berries! }

Willy Carter: OH MY GAWD! YOUR KIDDING ME?

Eric Hardy: That's one way to stop Rob from hitting that bronco buster.

Kelly Knite: Wow... Zelda is not going to be happy about that.

Eric Hardy: No one is entirely happy about that.

{ The ref prys Lex's hand loose and gives him a stern warning as Rob falls back and onto his side, holding himself. Lex slowly gets up, still not feeling quite right from the shattered dreams. Rob is till on the mat as Lex stands over him. }

Kelly Knite: Not good Rob, time to get up now.

{ Sense walks past him and climbs the ropes, he perches on top and waits for Rob to stands. Finally Diamond gets up and just as he turns to look for Lex, Lex finds him with INTO THE VOID flying clothes line! Sense plants Rob and makes the quick cover. ONE! TWO! TH- KICK OUT! }

Eric Hardy: What a close call that was, Lex nearly had him right there with that move.

Kelly Knite: Still not enough to put Rob down. He's not a novice in title defenses, his X-Division title reign still stands as the longest single male title reign in nCw.

Willy Carter: Something I'm sure Lex would like to stop him from repeating.

{ Sense pulls Rob up and shakes his head before under hooking him for THE END! Diamond lays flat on the mat, his breathing is labored and Lex hooks the leg. ONE! TWO! THRE- KICK OUT!? }

Kelly Knite: Lex is trying to lay him out with one big move after another, it won't be long before we see Lex hit Rob with something that will END this match.

Willy Carter: My bot Sense has this, I'm telling you.

{ Lex nods in approval as he stands up and walks over to the corner of the ring. Rob takes a few moments to get up, but he does, his back to Sense, and Lex takes full advantage of Rob letting his guard down. Lex barrels out of the corner and hits Rob point blank with BACK TO THE FUTURE! Diamond is down, he is out. }

Eric Hardy: This is it, we've got a new champ.

{ Lex hooks his leg rather confidently. ONE! TWO! THREE! }

Kelly Knite: I can't believe it!

{ BUT ROB'S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES! NO THREE COUNT! NO THREE COUNT! }

Kelly Knite: I can't believe Rob got his foot on the ropes!

{ Sense angrily drags Rob out of the corner, stands him up and CHOKE SLAM! }

Eric Hardy: Rob found the ropes last time but how can he kick out of this? }

{ Lex doesn't pin him, instead he pulls Rob up and hurls him into the ropes, Rob comes off the rebound and Sense lines up The Prediction! But as he grabs Rob, Diamond shifts his weight and drops down behind Sense and grabs him for a back slide pin! ONE! TWO! THRE- KICK OUT! }

Willy Carter: WHAT?

Kelly Knite: Nice move by Rob, he just avoided a title reign ending move right there!

{ Sense is up quick and so is Rob. Diamond racks his eyes and Lex grabs his face. Rob shrieks and points at the ramp as the ref turns to look, Rob kicks Sense right between the legs with the ball breaker! And Diamond Cutter! }

Eric Hardy: DIAMOND CUTTER!

{ Rob covers. ONE! TWO! THRE- KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite: Lex kicked out?

Eric Hardy: He kicked out of the ball breaker and the diamond cutter... My god, he is a monster.

{ Diamond doesn't let it phase him as he gets up. He turns Lex over and goes to hook him into the Sweet Dreams but before he does Sense springs off the mat with a shoulder block into Rob's mid section. Diamond falls to a knee and Sense is up and rips Rob into the air with a pump handle back breaker! }

Willy Carter: That move was boss right there.

{ Sense sits on the mat for a second, trying to recover a little. }

Eric Hardy: Both men have exhausted themselves in this exchange, it's going to take something huge to end this match for either of them, but what do they have left?

{ Lex pulls Rob up and sends him into the corner, he follows him in with a big body splash and a huge hip toss out of the corner. Rob slides on his back across the ring and Sense takes his time coming to get him. }

Kelly Knite: Rob has got to be in allot of pain, I can't imagine it would take much for Lex to end this match right now.

{ Rob struggles to get to his feet as Lex charges into him with another shoulder block that turns into a spine buster that is the set up for LEX MARKS THE SPOT! }

Willy Carter: LEX MARKS THE SPOT BABY! 

{ But Rob fires off several elbow shots to the back of Lex's head that causes him to drop Rob. Diamond drop kicks Lex in the chest and sends him staggering backward. Diamond is up and he comes at Lex with everything he's got and LEX CATCHES HIM WITH THE PREDICTION! }

Eric Hardy: THE PREDICTION!!!!

Kelly Knite: But... But their both down? Neither man is moving.

Willy Carter: Damn, and Lex has this match.

Eric Hardy: That must of taken the last of Lex's strength. All he needs to do is turn over and he has this match won.

Kelly Knite: All he needs to do? These men have pushed themselves to the brink, all he needs to do is push past his bodily limit, it's not an easy thing to do.

{ The ref has started his count. One.. Two.. Three.. Four... Five.. Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Lex throws his arm over Rob! ONE! TWO! THREE- NO! KICK OUT! }

Eric Hardy: HE KICKED OUT! Rob kicked out just a fraction of a second before the three! How is that even possible?

Kelly Knite: It's all about your limits Eric. 

{ Sense glares at Rob through his crimson mask, he pushes off the mat and stands. He doesn't have allot left as he wobbles, Diamond rolls over and his arms shake as he pushes off the mat. Lex moves forward and grabs Rob by the hair. }

Willy Carter: Sense has at least one more big move in him and then that title is coming home with that mad man.

{ Sense tucks Rob's head between his legs and grips him around the waist. Lex pulls back with everything he's got and hoists Rob up onto his shoulders for a Top to Bottom power bomb! He hits the first power bomb, followed by a brutal second. Lex pulls him up for the third and final power bomb and as he lifts Rob up, Rob throws a right hand into the face of Lex, then a second, a third, a fourth, a fifth, a sixth, a seventh, a eighth, a ninth and a tenth. Lex falls back into the corner and Rob pulls himself off of Lex and onto the ropes, Sense falls forward onto a knee, he pushes himself to stand and turns just as Rob comes off the top with the DIAMOND CUTTER! }

Kelly Knite: ANOTHER DIAMOND CUTTER!

{ Rob covers. ONE! TWO! THRE- KICK OUT! }

Eric Hardy: And another kick out.

Willy Carter: Two Diamond cutters and it's still is not enough. Lex is just too much of a man for Rob Diamond.

Eric Hardy: Is this the night that Goliath slays David?

Kelly Knite: Wait! Look at Rob, is he going to the top rope?

{ Rob is on the top rope, he looks down at Lex, smiles and gives him one final crotch chop before leaping off the top! }

Eric Hardy: 50 STAR FROG SPLASH!

{ Rob connects clear across Lex's midsection and just lays there limply. ONE! TWO! THREE! }

Amber Ashe: Your winner and STILL nCw X Champion... ROB DIAMOND!!!

{ The ref grabs the belt and Rob's wrist, holding both up as he still just lays there, physically exhausted. }

Eric Hardy: He's done it! Rob Diamond has successfully defended his X title tonight against a mountain of a man.

Kelly Knite: He overcame allot of punishment tonight but he still has that belt firmly in his grasp.

{ The ref helps Rob to his feet and Rob throws the belt up to a surprising face pop from the crowd. }

Willy Carter: Is he getting cheered? That's nuts.

{ Rob limps toward the ropes and goes to climb through when he notices the face on the screen... }

Eric Hardy: Maniac?

Kelly Knite: Oh come on!

{ Maniac slowly claps as Rob just shots daggers at him with his eyes. }

Eric Hardy: He just has to ruin this moment for Rob, doesn't he?

Willy Carter: No... BUT HE DOES!

{ Homeless Harold is in the ring behind Rob, Diamond doesn't see him as Harold spins him around, picks him up and in a moments notice sends him flying into the ring post with a HOMELESS HARPOON! }

Eric Hardy: THAT SON OF A BI***!

{ Harold steps over Rob and just cocks his head as Zelda and the med staff run down to the ring to check on Rob who is twitching from the shot. Blood begins to flow from the wound on his head. }

Kelly Knite: That.. That... What a sick mother ******... I... I don't even know what to say....

Eric Hardy: I'm speechless...

{ Zelda screams at Harold as the med staff start to load Rob onto a stretcher. Harold doesn't move as he regards the woman before him. }

Kelly Knite: Don't do anything stupid Z.

{ Finally Gib makes it to the ring and he pulls Zelda into his arms as the medics carry Rob out of the ring side area. Homeless Harold stands like statue as Gib and Zelda make their way to the back. }

Eric Hardy: We'll be right back with our main event...

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: We're back folks and it's time for the main event.

Kelly Knite: The world champion Charlie Velez, his former number one contender Falcon and the current number one contender Alex Jones take on the team of Steve Awesome and the two big friggin piles of masked s-

Eric Hardy: Otherwise known as Homeless Harold and Maniac.

Willy Carter: Homeless Harold is already in the ring after that... Well that totally wicked Homeless Harpoon he delivered to Rob Diamond shortly after his grueling match with Lex Sense.

Kelly Knite: We still haven't gotten word on Rob's condition...

Eric Hardy: We'll keep you updated when and if anything comes in. But for now let's get everyone in the ring because it's time for the MAIN EVENT!

MAIN EVENT
VELEZ, FALCON, JONES vs. HAROLD, MANIAC, AWESOME
Six Man Tag Match

{*All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.}

{“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”

{A guitar riff begins to wail over the speakers. The bassline kicks in as the lights in the arena begin to strobe blue and green. As soon as the drums kick in a huge flash of light overtakes the entire arena and once your eyes readjust you find Steve Awesome standing at the top of the stage, his arms outstretched in front of a giant heart logo that reads “Steve Awesome; Face of the Franchise”. He begins to walk down the ramp when Maniac comes out from the back and just levels Steve Awesome with a clothes line!!!!! }

Eric Hardy: What the hell?

{ Homeless Harold leaps out of the ring and runs up the ramp to join in on Maniac's stomp fest of Steve Awesome's head. }

Kelly Knite: Are they stupid? They need him for the match.

Willy Carter: Not to mention the company needs his face!

{ Harold grips Steve by the head and picks him up for the HAYMAKER! }

Eric Hardy: Where does the line get drawn?

Kelly Knite: Bet he wishes he hadn't blown Rob off now?

{ Maniac pulls Steve up and drags him to the ring, making sure to slam his head into the ring post and barrier as they go. Maniac tosses Steve hard, back first into the announce table and Harold picks him up. }

Willy Carter: NOT THE FACE!

{ Homeless Harold tosses Steve face first with the Homeless Harpoon right into a waiting clothes line from Maniac! Steve bends in half in mid air before hitting the floor hard. }

Kelly Knite: And where the hell is Gib and security?

Eric Hardy: Probably still with Rob and the medics...

{ Maniac pulls Steve up off the mat and brings him up onto his shoulders. Maniac turns and sends Steve flying into the ring post with the SUDDEN IMPACT! }

Eric Hardy: Oh my god... Their... Monsters...

{ The two men pick Steve up once more and both men grip him around the neck, lift him high into the air and with everything they have they send him flying through the announce table with a DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! }

Kelly Knite: JESUS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

{ Finally security runs down to the ring, followed by another crew of medics. Security pushes Harold and Maniac back, but their done now and they don't put up a fight. }

Eric Hardy: I can't believe they did it again... They injured someone else...

Kelly Knite: I want to say he deserves it but... No one deserves this... Not even Steve Awesome...

Willy Carter: Yeah... That was just a dick move.

{ The medics put Steve onto a stretcher and carry him away. }

Eric Hardy: We've got to take another break... Hopefully we'll have a real main event when we return. }

{ Commercials. }

Kelly Knite: We're back, Maniac and Harold have opted to take on Falcon, Velez and Jones by themselves. 

{ Charlie, Falcon and Alex all made their entrances during the break. }

Eric Hardy: Looks like we're ready to get started.

{ Ding Ding! Alex starts us off and so does Maniac. Alex comes right at Maniac and the big man goes to grab him but Alex fires off a few kicks that stagger the big man long enough for AJ to hit the AJ Guri! Jones is right back to his feet and sweep kicks Maniac's legs up from under him, dropping him to his knees and follows it up with a round house kick to the side of the head. AJ covers. ONE- KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite: WAY too early for the pin fall.

Eric Hardy: But AJ's coming at him with the right move set. That's how Ander and Jacobsen put them down just one week ago.

{ Jones hits the ropes and comes back with a running senton splash on the big guy. He's right up and doesn't give Maniac a chance when he hits him with a standing moonsult. Jones hooks the leg again and ONE! Tw- KICK OUT! }

Willy Carter: With authority!

{ Jones doesn't care, he's up and he runs to the ropes. He leaps to the top and as Maniac stands AJ flies off with a one legged drop kick straight to the masked man's jaw! Maniac goes falling into the corner and bangs his head. AJ runs in and grabs the ropes using them to propel himself up then using them to swing his legs down with all his body weight and then some behind a drop kick! }

Eric Hardy: Nice swinging drop kick right there!

Kelly Knite: AJ is really holding his own against Maniac.

Willy Carter: These two have actually faced off before, bout three years ago, AJ picked up the win in that match.

Kelly Knite: He's wrestling like he knows this guy in and out.

{ Jones goes to the top again and waits fro Maniac to stand up. Slowly the big man stands and Alex comes off the top but Maniac clothes lines him in mid air and AJ spins back ward and onto his neck, folding up like an accordion! }

Eric Hardy: That... Had to hurt.

Willy Carter: Not everyday you see a man break his neck on free tv.

{ Maniac doesn't give AJ the time to breath and peels him off the mat. He pulls Alex in for a brutal knee to the mid section and whips him for a short arm clothes line! Maniac keeps a grip on his wrist, pulls him up off the mat and sends him face first into the turn buckles. As Aj backs up from the shot, Maniac big boots him in the back of the head and drives his face into the padded corner! }

Eric Hardy: Chris "Maniac" Diamond turned this match around like it was a Honda!

Kelly Knite: What?

Eric Hardy: What? I'm just saying Hondas have a great turning radius, I own one, I should know.

Willy Carter: Yeah, sure... Endorsement*cough*

{ Maniac drags Alex across the ring and tags in Homeless Harold. Harold steps over the top rope and pulls Alex up. He whips Alex into the waiting boot of Maniac and then rips him back out of the corner with a nice side slam. Harold covers. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! Harold drives an elbow into Alex's chest and then stands him up, he whips Alex into the ropes and AJ goes for a spring board but Harold catches him with a power slam! }

Eric Hardy: AJ desperately needs to make a tag.

Kelly Knite: Yeah, he can't hold out much longer.

Willy Carter: Honestly, Harold and Maniac have a big advantage here, their an actual team.

{ Homeless Harold pulls Alex up and Alex comes out of no where with a back fist and a spinning heel kick to the side of Harold's head! AJ turns and leaps and tags in Falcon! Falcon looks at Charlie, smiles, jumps over the ropes, preps to take on Harold... }

Eric Hardy: This should be good!

{ And Falcon PELE KICKS CHARLIE VELEZ IN THE FACE! }

Kelly Knite: OH COME ON!

{ Falcon grins and hops over the ropes, collecting Charlie off the floor he rolls him in, the ref calls for the tag. }

Eric Hardy: Really?

Willy Carter: Looked legit to me.

{ Harold shrugs and picks Velez up, he choke tosses him across the ring into Maniac's waiting arms. Harold runs across the ring but Charlie kicks his feet up and Harold takes it on the chin. Velez fies an elbow into Maniac's face, leaps out of the corner with a European upper cut on Harold and turns to drop kick Maniac off the apron! }

Eric Hardy: Velez is cleaning house right now! 

{ Charlie turns back to Harold who swings with the HAYMAKER! Velez dodges the move and gets behind Harold with a swinging neck breaker. The champ is up and he locks onto his target .Homeless Harold gets on his hands and knees and takes a toe to the temple! Velez hooks his leg. ONE! TWO! TH- KICK OUT! }

Kelly Knite: Charlie nearly stole this match for his team right there.

{ Velez stands Harold up and runs him back to his own corner where he slams his face into the padded corner three times real hard and caps it off with a white Russian leg sweep. Velez pops back up and CLOSURES FALCON ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! }

Willy Carter: You DO NOT mess with the King Cobra.

Eric Hardy: Do these guys just not want to win?

Kelly Knite: It's looking that way.

{ Charlie gets up and pushes Falcon into the ring, the ref calls it a tag. }

Eric Hardy: Now thats just crazy, no way was that a tag.

{ Falcon and Harold are both down for the moment. Homeless Harold starts to come too first and he makes his way toward his corner and tags in Maniac. Falcon slowly gets to his feet as Maniac comes right for him, like a shark to blood. }

Kelly Knite: Two former PWW champions right here, and possibly two former friends.

{ Maniac is on top of him but Falcon rolls under his attempted right hand and springs back to his feet with a step enzugiri that sends Maniac into the corner where Alex Jones throws a forearm across the neck and chest of Maniac as Falcon comes flying in with a splash! Falcon hooks Maniac's head and runs him out of the corner with a bull dog! Falcon is up, hits the ropes and spring boards onto Maniac with a lion sult! Falcon covers. ONE! TWO- Harold kicks him off. }

Eric Hardy: The two monsters make a formidable team, especially against three men who hate each other.

Willy Carter: Yeah, this is totally an uphill struggle for the three man team.

{ Falcon is up and shoves Harold hard. Maniac grabs Falcon from behind for a big full Nelson slam! Maniac shakes his head as he pulls the face painted villain to his feet and grips him around the neck, forcing him into the corner where he just puts all his weight into the choke. }

Willy Carter: At least he didn't Falcon... Falcon.

{ At the four count Maniac releases, he pulls back and knife edge chops Falcon extremely hard, four times in a row. Falcon stumbles out of the corner and Maniac picks him up for a huge spine buster! }

Eric Hardy: Falcon had some solid offense at first, but now it's all down hill, he's got to get a fresh man in the ring. 

{ Maniac turns and tags in Harold. }

Willy Carter: Especially now that Harold is back.

{ Harold picks Falcon up onto his shoulder. Harold runs at the corner but Falcon slips off his back and pushes him into the turn buckles. Harold turns as Falcon spring boards off the ropes with a tornado ddt! Falcon is right up, onto the top rope and SWANTON BOMB! }

Eric Hardy: SWANTON!

{ Falcon runs to his corner and SPEARS CHARLIE VELEZ OFF THE APRON! }

Kelly Knite: WHAT! THE! HELL!

{ Falcon lays in shot after shot on the champ on the arena floor. }

Eric Hardy: This whole match, all of his offense, it was all just a big mind game so he could blind side Velez?

Willy Carter: That's how bird boy plays.

{ Charlie rolls Falcon over and begins to lay in some shots on him. Alex looks at them and into the ring, the ref tells him to get in and declares him the legal man. }

Kelly Knite: Jones is still trying to win this match and Harold is still down.

{ Alex runs into the ring and over Harold and flies into Maniac with a flying forearm! Maniac flies off the apron and neck first into the ring barrier! Alex turns and just manages to jump over a charging Homeless Harold, Harold goes head first into the ring post between the ropes. }

Eric Hardy: Jones has a real chance of winning this match for his team. 

{ Falcon and Velez spill into the crowd. Alex grabs Harold and shoves him onto the mat. He climbs to the top rope. }

Kelly Knite: This is it, Alex is going to put the giant down.

{ Just before Alex goes to jump, Maniac pushes him and Alex spills off the top rope to the outside! }

Willy Carter: OH! 

Eric Hardy: Jones had the momentum but his opponents seem to have the numbers right now, with both of his partners too busy trying to fight one another.

{ Maniac picks Alex up and hoists him onto his shoulders. SUDDEN IMPACT INTO THE RING POST! }

Kelly Knite: That's the same move he used to take Steve out of this match. What a piece of crap.

{ Maniac rolls Alex into the ring and Harold stands him up. HAYMAKER! }

Eric Hardy: This is completely unnecessary.

Willy Carter: They love to make a point.

{ Harold goes to cover when STEVE AWESOME SLIDES INTO THE RING AND JAW BREAKERS HIS FACE CLEAN OFF! }

Eric Hardy: ITS STEVE AWESOME!

{ Maniac climbs onto the apron but Steve pulls Harold up and sends him flying into his partner, knocking him off the apron. Steve jumps over the ropes, smacks Harold, climbs back in and hits another JAW BREAKER! Before leaping on top of AJ and yelling the ref to count. ONE! TWO! THREE! }

Amber Ashe: Your winners... STEVE AWESOME, HOMELESS-

{ Maniac is back in the ring and clubbing Steve over the back. }

Eric Hardy: That was a short lived victory.

{ Homeless Harold is up and he too is now pounding away at Steve Awesome. }

Kelly Knite: And once again tonight he finds himself on the receiving end of a beating. 

{ Maniac and Harold pick him up and throw him into the ropes. They both grab him and lift him over their heads, their planning something crazy here. }

Eric Hardy: ITS ROB DIAMOND!

Kelly Knite: AND GIB!

{ Rob and Gib come flying down to the ring and the two monsters send Steve flying out of the ring, Gib and Rob manage to break his fall... With their bodies. }

Willy Carter: NICE CATCH!

{ Diamond gets out from under him and scrambles into the ring. Gib is right behind him as they pair off, Rob with Maniac, Gib with Harold. }

Kelly Knite: This is surreal, Rob fighting Chris and Gib fighting... Well.. Himself in a way.

{ Steve gets up, groggy, he turns and sees the two men who basically just saved his life and... }

Eric Hardy: Whats he going to do here?

Kelly Knite: Probably run away like a bi***.

{ HE RUNS INTO THE RING! Steve is in and he starts unloading on Maniac, unloading on Harold, the two monsters are driven back as the three men just keep the pressure on them. }

Willy Carter: Look at Awesome go.

{ Awesome clothes line Harold over the top rope, then he drop kicks Maniac over the top rope. Steve and Rob back into each other, both turning to face one another. }

Kelly Knite: I think both men are a little shocked by what happened just now.

Eric Hardy: Looks like it, but they managed to fight off the monsters tonight.

{ Maniac and Harold back away but Maniac calls for a microphone. }

Maniac: Very cute... You've made friends... Well, how about next week... YOU AND ME!

Eric Hardy: Oh my god!

Kelly Knite: Finally!

{ Rob nods eagerly at his brother. }

Maniac: That's right... I WANT YOU GIB! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU ABUSING YOUR POWER AS A MEMBER OF THE NCW STAFF! I WANT YOU! IN THE RING! NEXT WEEK! 

Kelly Knite: Are you joking? Gib hasn't wrestled in months... He's in no shape...

Willy Carter: That's probably the idea.

{ Rob looks pissed but Gib is not backing down. }

Maniac: And... Too sweeten the deal... You pin me, I leave your family alone... I pin you... AND YOUR GONE FROM NCW FOREVER!

Kelly Knite: What!? That's... It's... BULL!

{ Gib smiles confidently and nods. Rob and Steve both look at each other like their not very sure about that one. Maniac drops the mic, he and Harold backing up the ramp. }

Eric Hardy: Wow... I don't believe it... Next week it's Gib versus Maniac, career on the line, Zelda's safety on the line... Everything on the line...

Kelly Knite: That's not a good idea... I mean, Gib was a monster but... That was almost a year ago that he dominated the roster... Can he handle someone like Maniac?

Eric Hardy: We're going to find out.

Willy Carter: The hell happened to Charlie and Falcon?

{ We zoom into the crowd to see that Falcon has Charlie laying on several unfolded steel chairs. Falcon has a ladder. He climbs it. }

Kelly Knite: Oh god...

{ SWANTON BOMB ONTO VELEZ! }

Eric Hardy: What a way...

{ Suddenly Alex Jones appears next to the ladder, with his own chair, he climbs it and SPIRAL TAP OFF THE LADDER WITH A CHAIR ONTO CHARLIE AND FALCON! }

Kelly Knite: Now THAT is how you end Collision. Let's get out of here before anything else crazy happens.

Eric Hardy: SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

{ We close on the wreckage that is Alex Jones, Falcon and Charlie Velez in the crowd. }