
DARK MATCH
{{nCw's Collision comes onto air after a video montage set to the tones of Daughtry's There and Back again. We are taken to ringside almost immediately.
All four competitors are in the ring as the official rings the bell.
Dark Prophet, Hammond and JFK all look at Jason, then at each other, the three men nod at each other as if in agreement that they were going to focus on Jason, DP runs at Jason in the corner and hits him with a clothesline, squashing SJ against the turnbuckle, Jason falls on his ass in the corner and DP takes a step back, allowing JFK and JH to advance and both lay the boots in on the Xtreme Champion.
Hardy: Hey I thought it was every man for himself...
Fox: What are you talking about, Joe's not involved in this match, but Jason does seem to have a target on his back because these three men know that if they can pin him, they'll get a title shot...
Hammond and JFK smirk at each other as they drag Jason to his feet, and invite DP to take a free shot, DP steps forward and punches Jason in the gut, SJ crumbles to the floor as all three men look to stomp on him, SJ wisely evades by rolling under the bottom rope in an attempt to catch a break.
Hardy: Smart by Jason right there
Fox: That's why he's a Champion...
Back in the ring, JFK and JH look at each other, then at the bigger man DP, who dares them to try something, Hammond rushes in first only to be caught by the throat...JFK try next, but Prophet also catches him by the throat in his other hand.
Hardy: This could be big right here...
But before DP can lift the two men, JFK and JH kick DP in the crotch to escape the double chokeslam attempt.
Fox: Low blow never fails...
Hardy: They can't be disqualified so the match continues.
As DP is cradling his trouser furnishings JFK and JH start laying punches into the back of the big man, JH continues the beatdown, oblivious to the fact that JFK has stopped and is now glaring at him. Satisfied that DP has been neutralised for the moment, JH looks over and JFK clotheslines him to the mat.
Hardy: Well I guess the alliances are over.
Fox: No kidding, that clothesline nearly took Hammond's head off.
As Hammond stumbles back to his feet, JFK leaves his and hits a dropkick which hits JH square in the chest and sends him down. JFK then wastes little time in dragging JH to the middle of the ring and applying an STF.
Hardy: JFK could win here
Fox: If he does, he can kiss his title shot hopes goodbye.
Hammond looks to be in immense pain with nowhere to go, he screams out, raising his hand as the referee drops to his knees asking if JH is going to tap, the valiant young star shakes his head...but continues screaming as JFK continues the pressure. Suddenly out of nowhere, Sexy Jason slides innto the ring and stomps on JFK, forcing him to release the hold.
Hardy: Where the hell did he come from?
JFK and SJ start trading blows, until SJ ducks a right hand and catches JFK around the waist, he delivers a German Suplex. Jason keeps his hands locked and delivers a second, but releases on the third.
Fox: The Xtreme Champion with a comeback here.
Jason takes a little time to taunt for his female fans but as he turns around he is met with a stiff big boot from DP. DP wastes no time in dragging a loopy SJ to his feet and hitting a big sidewalk slam. He hooks a leg.
1...2...JH breaks it up.
DP does not look happy and glares at JH as he gets to his feet and clotheslines the smaller man to the mat. DP then grabs JH and kicks him in the gut setting him up in the powerbomb position.
Hardy: This will be big...
DP has Jack on his shoulders, but the smaller man shows his athletism by hopping off the shoulders of DP and landing on his feet, JH runs to the ropes but on the rebound is caught by JFK in a quick T-Bone Suplex.
Fox: My God! What a match!
JFK then with equally fast thinking catches DP as he turns around with a Jumping Knee Facebuster which staggers the big man. At this point SJ runs full speed at JFK and hits a flying neckbreaker. He hooks a leg trying for the quick win.
1...2...kickout by JFK
Jason can't believe it and the two men again try to trade blows, JFK gets the advantage this time as he ducks a right and hits a release German Suplex on Jason. JFK gets to his feet quickly only to be surprised by Hammond who hits a perfect Mustang on JFK. DP then catches Hammond by the throat and delivers a picturesque Chokeslam from Hell. DP then spots Jason using the ropes to get himself up and DP readies himself to deliver another chokeslam. SJ stumbles into the vice grip of the Dark One and as DP lifts him in the air, SJ quickly turns it into a DDT, driving ther big man down.
Hardy: What a counter!
Both men lie almost motionless in the middle of the ring, but SJ barely manages to slump an arm over DP's chest...1...2...thre - DP gets a shoulder up just as the ref's hand was coming down.
Fox: This is great!
Hardy: I thought it was over right there!
Jason gets a little frustrated and rolls out of the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out a chair, by this time, both JFK and JH are back on their feet and as Jason slides in with the chair, both men have the same idea and stomp on Jason, JFK then picks Jason up and kicks the chair into position for a devasting Double Arm DDT onto the steel chair, busting Jason open...JFK wastes no time in going for the cover.
Hardy: This one is over.
1...2...Hammond breaks it up and tries for the cover himself...1...2...JFK breaks it up...1...2...DP pulls JFK off of Jason and delivers a big chokeslam to Hammond who tries to take advantage. Jack rolls under the bottom rope, holding his throat. JFK runs at DP but DP is ready and sends JFK over the ropes to the outside with another chokeslam.
Hardy: Prophet is on fire!
Fox: No kidding, the first chokeslam sent Jack rolling out of the ring, then a second sent JFK over the ropes to the outside!
DP is left with the bleeding Jason in the ring and DP drags him to the centre of the ring and leaves his feet trying for a big leg drop across the throat. Somehow Jason rolls out of the way and Prophet misses, Jason sees the opportunity and uses it to stomp on the legs of DP.
Hardy: How is Jason still in this thing?
Fox: The heart of a champion, Hardy.
Jason grabs DP's legs and tries for the Sexy Stretch, but DP wraps his big strong legs around the throat of the Xtreme Champion in a modified Leg Lock Sleeperhold and as DP applies the pressure, blood starts to trickle from the mouth of Jason. Jason starts to pass out, and the referee grabs the Xtreme Champion's right arm and lets it fall. One. Then it falls for a second time. Two. And then for the third and final time. Three. The referee has no choice but to call for the bell as 'Iowa' by Slipknot hits and DP releases the hold and gets to his feet, the official raises Dark Prrophet's hand in victory.
Hardy: Well the Xtreme Champion gave it his all, but it wasn't enough...
Fox: And now Dark Prophets gets his title shot and the chance to proof why he is the true God of Xtreme...
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner and new number one contender for the nCw Xtreme Championship...DARK PROPHET!
{{Commercial Break}}
Eric Hardy: Welcome back to nCw's Collision fans. Right here, right now, we get to the see the continuation of a legendary feud. These two men have literally been feuding since the craddle. The real question I suppose is, will it end tonight, or only escilate?
Kelly Fox: Well Eric, I think it could really go either way here. Both men have victorys over the other. Jon Micheals seems very determined. Then again Reckless Jack does have the Age of Revolution to back him up.
Eric Hardy: Haven't forgotten, only hoped they wouldn't come.
Kelly Fox: I hear you have absolutely no problem there, even prematurely some times.
Eric Hardy: Ha ha, really funny Kelly.
Kelly Fox: you left it wide open. Here comes Jon Micheals.
( We hear thunderous riffs from Marty Friedman and Dave Mustaine as Psychotron by Megadeth hits. The lights turn blue and yellow soundlights go off at every hit of the double bass and pluck on the bass guitar. Fog rises through the stage.
Assassin in stealth
Assailant from Hell
Impervious to damage
Computer on-board
Engaged in a war
Non-stop combatant
Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man
Part bionic
And organic
Not a cyborg
Call him Psychotron
Burning inside
Godspeed in glide
Battle plan running
A killing machine
Just downright mean
And forever gunning
Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man
Jon Michaels walks out onto the stage and plays to the crowd to boos. He points in the air around him then lets fly his trademark middle finger. He starts walking down the ramp and turns to his right and points at himself with both thumbs ala Matt Hardy, and continues down the ramp. Jon slides into the ring and points to himself with his thumbs again, and walks over to the ropes on the other end and stands on the first and second ropes, raising his right fist into the air, forming the devil horns and headbangs. He jumps down and waits. )
Eric Hardy: Micheals looks amped.
Kelly: Fox: Micheals looks hot.
Eric Hardy: Can you focus, just once?
Kelly Fox: Sorry, it's just after looking at you all night, and suddenly having some half way attractive in front of me is really distracting. I imagine you feel the same way after shaving in the mirror then seeing a corpse on TV.
Eric Hardy: Speaking of corpses, someone once said your as stiff as one. Any truth to that?
Kelly Fox:....
Eric Hardy: Yeah. Here comes... Awww come one.
"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s**t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
The lights go out as the off sounding beats of "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle come in over the arena's sound system. Soon thereafter, most strange sounds come in. After forty two seconds, when the sounds form more of a coherent sound, red strobe lights start to flash all over the arena. In fact, after every hard drum beat, they flash off and on. That is, until the voice of Maynard James Keenan begins to be heard. Following that, the crowd begins to look around to see the members of Age of the Revolution, wearing black hooded sweatshirts (hood up) and black bandannas over their faces, walking through the crowd, forgoing a more traditional entrance. They forge their way through the masses of ignorant people in attendance although a few seem to be on their side, wearing Age of the Revolution clothing. Most of the crowd starts to boo at this point but none of the members or followers seem to pay attention to them. Instead, they just focus on getting over the ringside barrier that is set up. Once all three hop over, they slide into the ring as red rain falls from the ceiling, much like blood. Reckless Jack peels his hood off as the 'blood' rains on him. Xavier Williams jumps around in the corner, letting the rain fall off him while Lance Ryan stands in the corner, angry, determined, wanting to put the hurt on someone. The lights come on as the rain stops. Reckless Jack's hair is soaked while Lance and Xavier pull their hoods down and take their bandannas off. The music slowly fades away...
Eric Hardy: Just great. Micheals is going to have to compete with the whole crew tonight.
Kelly Fox: The ref is asking them to get out of the ring so we can get this under way.
( The ref is ushering Lance and Xavier out of the ring. Jack takes his hoody, rushes up behind Micheals who is posturing to the crowd, and wraps it around his throat. Xavier quickly starts to argue witht the ref, as Lance starts to head around to the other side of the ring. Lance is in and throwing punches left and right into Micheals stomach. Jack continues to wrench back on that hoody. Micheals looks like he is going to pass out. )
rc Hardy: This is just disgusting. The Age of Revolution knows no bounds. TURN AROUND REF!
Kelly Fox: Not yet, I like this. Raw violence is good.
( Lance jumps out of the ring, and Jack lets Micheals go finally. He throws the hoody outside, and pulls Micheals to his feet, slamming him hard into the turn buckles. Xavier gets out of the ring too. Lance and Xavier take posts at either side of the ring. Jack is taking his him. Throwing stiff elbows into Micheals throat. The ref finally rings the bell. )
Kelly Fox: Now this one is official. I kind of wish the beating would have lasted a little longer.
Eric Hardy: I think it ended just in time for Jack to take advantage and grab an easy win here. I do hope that Micheals will be able to mount an offense.
Kelly Fox: Why?
( Jack grabs Micheals by the hair, then snapmares him hard to the mat. Micheals is sitting up, Jack lands a quick drop kick to his back. Micheals rolls to his stomach and Jack spring boards off the roads landing a back elbow drop. Micheals grabs his stomach, and Jack heads to the top rope. He taunts the fans for a moment. His loyals cheer, but most boo him. )
Eric Hardy: Sickening.
Kelly Fox: Jealous.
Eric Hardy: Of what? The gang beating? Or the arrogance?
Kelly Fox: Both.
( Micheals gets to his feet and Jack jumps off the top rope, grabbing Micheals for a devastating tilt a whirl DDT. Micheals rolls to the ropes. He starts to pull himself up on the bottom rope. Jack grabs the ref, turning his back to Micheals. Lance grabs Micheals head and begins to choke him on the bottom rope. Xavier gets up on the opposing ring apron. The ref goes to yell at him now. Jack sprints to the ropes, grabs the top rope uses it to leverage himself up, and over Micheals then drops both feet with all his body weight on Micheals back. Micheals lets out a loud,gurgling scream. Lance lets go and heads to the other side. Xavier gets down. Jack continues to apply pressure to the back of Micheals head, further cutting off his oxygen. The ref pulls him back. )
Eric Hardy: Does this need to continue? Can the ref please just get them out of here so we can have a fair match?
Kelly Fox: I'm still liking it.
Eric Hardy: I bet you'd like a tree on one situation.
Kelly Fox:....
( Jack begins to pull Micheals up, Micheals lands an elbow in Jack face, then turns an kicks him in the side, then the other side, then an right elbow, and another kick. Micheals backs Jack all the way into a corner. Micheals goes back, then runs up and a lands a shining wizard, dropping Jack to the mat. Micheals heads to the top rope himself. Jack begins to get up on all fours, and Micheals soars, nail a senton bomb, and nearly breaking both their backs in two. Micheals gets up. Jack is up on one knee. Micheals kicks him hard in the side of the face, and Jack falls to the mat. Micheals pulls Jack up, lands a few knees to the gut and a dick looking round house kick. Jack stumbles, and then falls through the ropes. )
Eric Hardy: This was the break Micheals was waiting for all match. If he can just keep Jack out there, he's go this one.
Kelly Fox: A count out? Are you serious?
( Micheals runs back to go off the ropes, but Xavier grabs his leg, tripping him up. Micheals lands face first on the mat. Lance gets up onto the ring apron, the ref stops his count at four, trying to get Lance off the apron. Xavier drabgs Micheals to the outside, and irish whips him hard into the guard rails. Jack comes around the ring, picking up speed, Jack leaps and nails a flying heel kick. Micheals is down. Jack brings him to his feet. Both he and Xavier pick Micheals up over their heads and drop him on top of the guard rail. Jack rolls back inside, and Lance gets off the apron. The ref turns, just in tim to see Xavier half on the other side of the ring. Micheals is still drapped across the guard rail. The ref re starts his count. )
1....2....3....4....5....6....7
Eric Hardy: Come on Micheals, get up.
Kelly Fox: I wanna see some blood.
( Jack climbs to the top rope, he jumps, 8... )
Eric Hardy: JACK WITH A HIGH RISK LEG DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Kelly Fox: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
( The ref has to re start his count. Jack slowly gets to his feet, Micheals is trying to follow. Jack grabs him and rams his head into the steel steps. Then he goes inside. )
1....2....3....4....5
( Micheals climbs back up onto the apron, Jack runs strait into him sending him flying back off and onto the guard rails again. )
Kelly Fox: Those fans are sure getting their money's worth.
( Micheals is to his feet, and leaning on the side of the ring. )
6....7....8
( Jack goes off the ropes, looks for a base ball slide into Micheals face, Micheals spots it, moves. Jack goes strait to the outside,lands on his feet. Micheals grabs him and starts landing punch after punch. )
Eric Hardy: This is going to break down into a street fight any second now.
Kelly Fox: It's getting pretty intense.
Eric Hardy: As long as Jack's goons stay away, Micheals may be able to turn this around.
Kelly Fox: IF they stay away.
( Micheals and Jack are exchanging punches. Micheals gets the upper hand, and lays out Jack. Micheals rolls inside, then goes up to the top rope and )
Eric Hardy: JON MICHEALS WITH A BACK FLIP DDT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Kelly Fox: These two are laid out again.
Eric Hardy: The ref is heading out to check on them. Micheals gets up to his feet, and stumbles back into the guard rail. Xavier and Lance are checking on Reckless Jack...
Kelly Fox: I think these two are going to explode. They need to be in a more xtreme enviroment.
Eric Hardy: I just may have to agree.
( The ref is bent over checking on Jack. Trying to get him to communicate. Lance and Xavier both start to head for Micheals, who quickly rolls into the ring. The ref is pushing them both away, trying to get them to head back up the ramp. Reckless Jack is up. He's getting a chair. )
Eric Hardy: Please don't do it this way.
Kelly Fox: He just wants to win.
( Jack comes up behind Micheals, Micheals turns, ducks the chair shot, sends a spinning heel kick towards Jack, nails it. Knocks Jack on his back. Micheals spring boards off the ropes, Jack throws the chair up, Micheals lands, almost crushing his sternum, and falls to the mat. Jack lays the chair down, grabs Micheals and lands the Nothing Saves on top of the chair. Jack slides the chair out and pins )
Kelly Fox: Now the other two are sending the ref back in.
Eric Hardy: I can't believe this. The ref slides in the ring and...
1..2..3
Kelly Fox: The Age of Revolution picks up another one.
Eric Hardy: At what cost? And what will Micheals do when he gets up?
Danny Vice vs. JackHammer
Jack Hammer dominates the match, winning it after hitting his finisher the Earth Shatterer on Vice and pinning him 1.2.3.