{There and back again by Daughtry begins to play as it's set to a video montage for nCw's Collision. We are taken to the arena, specifically the office of Leonard Fox as soon as the music dies down. This week we see Leonard with Carly Robins.}
Carly Robins: So Mr. Fox word on the street is that, this week you have for us the another announcement specifically concerning the Coliseum match.
Leonard Fox: I sure do Carly. There are a couple of people who have really impressed me as of late, and I think it's about time that they got some recognition and be given a shot at being the number one contender.
Carly Robins: Wow, that's amazing, so who are they?
Leonard Fox: If you weren't interrupting me then I could get it out couldn't I? I'm looking at somebody who has been busting his arse and has put his body on the line week in and week out, the current Xtreme Champion…. Sexy Jason. A man who can take that kind of punishment has got to be given a chance to be world champion. Another person who has been amazing is one Ricky Johnson, former National Champion… current XDivision champion…. If that doesn't spell World Title worthy then I have no idea what does.
Carly Robins: Wow! That is a major announcement. Two very wise choices if I may say so myself.
{Suddenly the door to the Leonard Fox's office swings open as we see Davey Ortega step into frame holding a sealed folder.}
Leonard Fox: Now, if you'll excuse me Miss Robins I have some other business to take care of.
{Robins looks confused as Ortega throws the folder down onto the desk of Leonard Fox. Robins leaves the room as the camera fades back to ringside.}
Kelly Fox: What in the heck is Ortega doing in there? What could they be discussing?
Eric Hardy: I have no idea, but it appears to be something big.
Kelly Fox: I'm his daughter why am I in the dark on this!?
Eric Hardy: Well moving on, our first match of the night we have two men that are looking to make a statement in their first contest on the big show. Jack Hammond and JackHammer both impressed nCw in their dark matches last week, and this week they will me squaring off one on one against each other in their Collision debut.
Kelly Fox: That's right Eric, many wrestlers go their entire career dreaming of this day and never get here, yet for these two men, the day has arrived. Let's get down to ringside for this match.
{ suddenly a drumline rips out through the PA, lights in the arena flashing, the Tron showing Jack as he stands, grinning confidently, occasionally strobing with his name in bold letters. A British voice can be heard shouting out over it, the drums still crashing away.
We put this festival on, with alot of love!
We worked for one year for you pigs!
And you want to break our walls down and destroy us?!
Well you go to hell!
With that, a British Invasion fuzzed up riff breaks through, just as Jack Hammond strides through with a confident grin, the lights still flashing above him and from the Tron as he observes the crowd, shrugging before walking down the ramp towards the ring, still looking about, grinning.
He jumps onto the ring apron before hopping over the top rope, wheeling about, yelling at the crowd, mounting the second turnbuckle to look around the arena before hopping off and limbering up in the ring, waiting for his opponent.}
{Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain and head down the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.}
Eric Hardy: What we have here is the eternal question. What wins out in an ass kicking contest; the big tough brute or the smaller, faster guy? Tonight one of these sides is going to win out as we have the strong Hammer taking on the fast Hammond.
Kelly Fox: The hell with their differences, how am I going to keep these two apart when announcing? Their names are too damn similar!
If you can mix up a seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pound man, and a five foot seven, one hundred fifty pound man, you have more serious problems than name similarities.
{The referee calls for the bell and this match is underway. Hammond is staring at Hammer and clearly trying to figure out how he is going to take the big guy down. Hammer starts coming towards Hammond and Hammond steps back until he feels the turnbuckle pads. Hammer keeps closing in and at the last second Hammond springs himself over the top rope and onto the apron. Hammer doesn't like the fun and games though and he takes a wild swing at Hammond on the apron, Hammond ducks though and springs himself through the ropes, hanging onto the top rope for leverage and he kicks Hammer in the midsection with both feet. This causes Hammer to take a step back, but now he looks pissed. Hammond, back in the ring via that kick gets to his feet and runs off the ropes on the far side. Hammer though goes for a big boot, and Hammond does a baseball slide across the mat to avoid the boot. He gets back to his feet and is crushed by a clothesline from Hammer.}
Kelly Fox: Fun time is over.
Eric Hardy: That was like running full on into a brick wall.
{ Hammer gets Hammond to his feet again and throws him hard into the ropes on the far side. Hammer bends over looking for an elevated back body drop, but Hammond gets over with a leap frog. Hammer turns around and catches Hammond in mid high cross body and delivers a crushing falling powerslam.}
Eric Hardy: With all of that weight falling on Hammond, this match could be over early.
{the referee drops down to make a count. 1…2 and Hammond gets his shoulder up. Hammer gets to his feet now and brings Hammond to his feet as well. He goes for an Irish whip into the corner, but Hammond scales the turnbuckles as well and catches the incoming Hammer with a moonsault. Both men are now down on the mat.
Kelly Fox: Wow that was quicker than…
Eric Hardy: Your teenaged vow to stay abstinent?
Kelly Fox: Go to hell Eric!
{Inside the ring Hammond is the first man to get to his feet. He quickly runs across the ring and dropkicks Hammer in the head as he was getting to his feet. Hammond then goes to the apron and quickly gets to the top rope.}
Eric Hardy: Hammond has gotten the momentum going his way here, I have to admit, I'm a bit shocked.
{ Hammer inside the ring gets to his feet and is looking around. He spots Hammond on the top ropes just as Hammond takes flight looking for a missile dropkick. Hammer though literally swings both arms in defense and sends Hammond flying like he was a fly that nearly got swatted dead. Hammond hits the mat hard and Hammer is now going on the offensive. He literally picks Hammond up off of the mat and throws him back first into a corner. Hammer follows in and lays a beating on Hammond with body blows. Hammer than takes five steps back and runs in full force like a freight train. Hammer backs up and comes in once again. Hammond slumps down hard to the mat and Hammer begins to stomp a mud hole in Hammond. The referee calls for a clean break, but doesn't get a break until his count reaches four.}
Eric Hardy: That is one pissed off giant. Hammond brought this all on himself.
{Hammer grabs Hammond by the legs and yanks him into the middle of the ring. He goes for the pin, and just gets a two count. He drags Hammond to his feet and throws him off the ropes. From out of nowhere somehow Hammond gets air time and goes for a hurricanrana. He is caught though and planted by JackHammer with the EARTH SHATTER! Hammer goes for the pin.
1…2…3!
Eric Hardy: just like that!
Kelly Fox: This man is going to be a force here in nCw! He just ended that match out of nowhere!
Eric Hardy: I see gold in the near future for this guy!
{{Commercial Break}}
Kelly Fox: Well up next Hardy, we have a returning John Anthony squaring off against the debuting Jon Michaels.
Eric Hardy: It should make for a good match Kelly.
{The lights go out in the arena then TNT By AC/DC begins to blare over the sound system. about 10 seconds into the song You see John Anthony emerge from the curtin followed by Armelli. He walks out and crosses his arms and stops at the top of the ramp then pyro shoots off behind him As the Pyro is shooting off Armelli is pointing at Anthony. He then walks to the ring with his arms at his side followed by Armelli. When he gets to the apron and he stands there for a few seconds before jumping on the apron. You see Armelli walking up steps and walks through the ropes. Before Anthony steps through the ropes he wipes his feet off. He gets in the ring takes his sun glasses off and throws them to the crowd. He walks to each of the turnbuckles raising his arms high in the air. As Anthony is going to each turnbuckle Armelli is talking to the ref. Anthony steps down and walks to the far corner waiting for the bell to sound.}
Eric Hardy: And here is the first wrestler, John Anthony looking as good as ever.
{We hear thunderous riffs from Marty Friedman and Dave Mustaine as Psychotron by Megadeth hits. The lights turn blue and yellow soundlights go off at every hit of the double bass and pluck on the bass guitar. Fog rises through the stage.
Assassin in stealth
Part bionic
Burning inside
Jon Michaels walks out onto the stage and plays to the crowd to boos. He points in the air around him then lets fly his trademark middle finger. He starts walking down the ramp and turns to his right and points at himself with both thumbs ala Matt Hardy, and continues down the ramp. Jon slides into the ring and points to himself with his thumbs again, and walks over to the ropes on the other end and stands on the first and second ropes, raising his right fist into the air, forming the devil horns and headbangs. He jumps down and waits.}
Eric Hardy: Well here we go Kelly, the match is ready to get underway.
{The bell rings and the match is underway. The bigger Anthony immediately begins using his size advantage by taking down Michaels with a double leg takedown, and then laying several stiff punches to the face of Jon. Anthony gets back to his knees after a warning from the ref and pulls Michaels to his feet but Michaels fights his way out of it, he elbows Anthony in the stomach and runs to the nearest ropes he comes rushing back, leaps into the air and connects with a drop kick that brings Anthony to the mat. Michaels springs to his feet and does a standing senton to the chest of Anthony, gets back to his feet and does a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. 1…2…. But John Anthony kicks out.}
Kelly Fox: Wow, I thought Michaels might have had it there.
Eric Hardy: He sure did catch Anthony off guard with that little flurry of offense there.
{Michaels gets back to his feet as he waits for Anthony to get to his. Anthony pulls himself up using the nearby ropes and turns to face Miacheals who rushes in for a kick but Anthony catches it. Michaels tries an enziguiri but John Anthony lowers his head and it sends Michaels spinning over. Michaels however lands on his foot and throws it back up right into the chest of Anthony, the impact sends John against the ropes where he bounces back Michaels trips Anthony up as he comes back and wraps him up in a small package pin attempt. 1…2.. but Anthony again kicks out. Michaels pulls Anthony up into a sitting position and after getting to his feet kicks him hard in the back of the head and sending Anthony face first into the mat. Anthony begins pushing up off the mat but Michaels steps back and looks for a kick in the ribs. Anthony at the last second manages to roll out of the way and back to his feet. Anthony rushes in after getting back to his vertical base and levels Michaels with a clothesline. Anthony gets back up and pulls Michaels up by his hair with him, but Michaels doesn't like this idea and elbows Anthony in the gut and gives him a sit down jawbreaker. Michaels springs up and goes to the corner where he waits after climbing to the middle turnbuckle.}
Kelly Fox: Wow, Michaels has been in complete control of this match so far.
Eric Hardy: And it looks like he's trying to put this match away here.
{Michaels is perched on the ropes and waits for Anthony to get to his feet. Anthony stands up and cracks his jaw back into place before he turns around just in time to see Michaels leaping off the ropes, Anthony lowers his shoulder and turns catching Michaels in a fireman's carry and then his his Dead on Arrival Death vally driver! Anthony covers immediately. 1….2….3! Winner: John Anthony!}
Eric Hardy: John Anthony has picked up the win out of nowhere!
Kelly Fox: Great showing by this newcomer Jon Michaels. He has a lot of potential in him, tonight just wasn't his night.
Eric Hardy: He'll have his chances, I see a bright future in this guy.
{{Commercial Break]}
Eric Hardy: Up next fans we have the six man tag match between the Callaways and the Evils.
Kelly Fox: For some reason these teams simply just don't like each other.
Eric Hardy: Both teams are already in the ring and you could cut the tension with a knife.
(Mark Evil and Eric Evil step out to the apron in the heel corner, while the Tag Team Champions of Rob Calloway and Scott Calloway stand at the face corner. Inside the ring, Ethan Evil and Joe Everyman circle each other. They go in and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Ethan Evil reaches over and pulls Joe Everyman by the hair into the Side Headlock. He cranks it in, while Joe Everyman moves his arms around wildly to try and escape. Ethan Evil jumps up and down on the mat while increasing the pressure around the neck. The force causes Joe Everyman to drop down to one knee, and the weakened David throws a couple of shots to the ribs that have little effect. He works his way up to both feet again, and he forces Ethan Evil towards the ropes. No real progress seems to be made by either man as they're stuck at the ropes, so Jason Jenkins calls for a break. Ethan Evil lets Joe Everyman go, and Joe takes a couple of steps back. Ethan Evil grins looking at the seemingly aggravated Joe Everyman. Ethan Evil looks to the fans behind him that are booing, and he raises his evil finger of doom for the front row audience. When Jason turns his head back to Joe Everyman, he meets a wicked Haymaker to the face from Joe Everyman. Two more stiff shots to the face before an Irish Whip across the ring to the opposite ropes. Joe Everyman takes a step forward before leaping up and nailing Ethan Evil in the head with a Leg Lariat that takes the evil man off his feet.}
Eric Hardy: Everyman is on a roll here.
Kelly Fox: Wow, he's fighting like a man possessed.
{Ethan Evil rolls across the ring and holds his jaw as he gets back to his feet at one of the neutral corners. Joe Everyman comes towards Ethan Evil with hands locked above his head in the double Axehandle position, but Ethan Evil throws out a right boot that connects with the midsection. Joe Everyman's arms falls to his side upon impact, and Ethan Evil lays in a stiff chop to the chest. Then another. Then another. Then another. By now, Ethan Evil has backed Joe Everyman all the way across the ring to the opposite neutral corner. Ethan Evil grabs Joe Everyman's fishnet shirt by the collar and ripes it down, tearing the shirt in half. Ethan Evil pulls back before laying in another sickening chop to the exposed chest of David. Then another. Then another. Jason Jenkins comes up and calls for a break, Ethan Evil having had Joe Everyman trapped in the corner for well past the legal count. Ethan Evil screams something in ' face before going back to Joe Everyman, who immediately throws up a right foot to strike. Joe Everyman boosts himself up to the middle turnbuckle with Ethan Evil, still down on both knees, right in front of him. Joe Everyman jumps off out of the corner, flipping himself over and grabbing Ethan Evil's head along the way, snapping Ethan back with a devastating Neckbreaker. Joe Everyman crawls over to Ethan Evil and hooks the inside leg. One, two, Ethan Evil kicks out after a clean two-count. Joe Everyman gets up and goes over to the face corner, tagging in Scott Calloway to a pop from the crowd. Scott Calloway approaches Ethan Evil, who is on his hands and knees getting up. A couple of stomps to the back by Scott Calloway, and Ethan Evil rolls over onto his back on the mat. Scott Calloway drops a solid Matt Hardy-like fist to the place where Ethan Evil's heart is supposed to be located. Scott Calloway, the good little MF'er. Then Scott makes the lateral press on Ethan Evil, gaining only a two-count. Scott Calloway brings Ethan Evil up to his feet, laying in a fist to the head and an elbow to the back of the neck where he can. Then there's a pull of the head under the arm of Scott, and Scott Calloway throws the arm of Ethan Evil over behind his head. In an instant, Ethan Evil is flipped over on the canvas with an incredibly quick Snap Suplex. Scott Calloway brings Ethan Evil up to his feet again, still holding him hooked. He tries lifting for another, but Ethan Evil blocks it. That's when Ethan Evil lifts Scott Calloway up and instantly delivers a Snap Suplex of his own! Ethan Evil now holds on, lifting Scott Calloway up. His attempts at another are blocked, and Brian counters with yet another Snap Suplex!}
Eric Hardy: Ethan Evil has recovered well and now he's on the offensive.
Kelly Fox: He's looking good too, very nice suplexes here.
{ STILL, Scott Calloway holds onto it by lifting Ethan Evil up again. Ethan Evil again blocks the Suplex, lifts Scott Calloway up in the air, but then takes a step forward and lets Scott Calloway go, letting Scott fall rib-first on the top rope! Scott Calloway stays there, hanging over the ropes, and Ethan Evil tags in Mark Evil. Quick ring location check: the ringpost in the heel corner has two men on either side of it on the apron. Eric Evil on one. Mark Evil on the other. On Eric Evil's side is where Scott Calloway is hanging over the ropes, with his head hanging over the canvas. So Mark Evil is on the side of the ring perpendicular to the side where Scott Calloway hangs over the ropes. Clear? Good. Still on the apron, Mark Evil pulls back on the ropes for momentum, then throws himself over the ropes and into the ring, landing on the back of Scott Calloway's head and ultimately causing Scott Calloway to flip over and down on his back on the mat with a nice Springboard Legdrop. And after too much detail for one wrestling move, Mark Evil has covered Scott Calloway. One, two, kickout by Scott. Mark Evil curses the ref, who doesn't bother arguing with Mark Evil. Scott Calloway is lifted back up to his feet by Mark Evil, who grabs him by the left arm. Mark Evil goes for the Irish Whip, but Scott Calloway holds on and sends Mark Evil across the ring. All the force thrown into the whip causes Scott Calloway to drop down to his knees, and he holds the back of his head, still hurting from the powerful Legdrop that Mark delivered. Now coming back off the ropes, Mark Evil makes a leap before smacking Scott Calloway in the face with his boot with a modified Japanese Shining Wizard. Mark Evil gets up and heads to his corner, tagging in Eric Evil. Eric Evil enters the ring as Scott Calloway is crawling over to the face corner, holding the back of his head. Eric Evil just looks on while Scott heads to his corner. Just before Scott Calloway can slap the extended hands of either Joe Everyman or Rob Calloway, Eric Evil grabs Scott by the trunks and drags him back to the center of the ring, drawing mad boos. Eric Evil brings Scott Calloway up to his feet, only to bring his head between his legs in the Piledriver position. Eric Evil lifts Scott Calloway up, then SLAMS him with a Jacknife Powerbomb! Eric Evil gets up and looks out at the booing audience, not saying a word. Eric stands there looking down at the motionless body of Scott Calloway, with The Ref by him shouting for him to just pin Scott and end it. Eric Evil just glares at his opponent with no verbal response. He simply reaches down and grabs Scott Calloway by the trunks and tosses him over to the face corner before pointing at Rob Calloway on the apron and mouthing the word "You."}
Kelly Fox: What are they doing?! They could pick up the win here!
Eric Hardy: Very poor decision, this match might have been over, but instead it shall continue.
{Rob Calloway reaches over the ropes and slaps the shoulder of Scott Calloway, who is helped back out onto the apron by Joe Everyman. The biggest pop of the night is heard when Rob Calloway steps into the ring. Rob Calloway and Eric Evil eye one another up for a long time, the crowd coming alive. Eric Evil lunges forward at Rob Calloway, who ducks around behind Eric Evil in a waistlock. Eric Evil throws his arms out to the sides to try and grab Rob Calloway, who spins Eric Evil around so that the two are facing one another. Rob Calloway then leaps up into the air, Dropkicking Eric Evil in the chest and sending him back against the ropes. Eric Evil again comes forward with the Clothesline attempt, but Rob Calloway jumps up and wraps around the arm for a Crucifix. However, he can't pull the Man of Eric Evil down. Cue David Joe Everyman, who steps through the ropes and hits his patended Leg Lariat to the face of Eric Evil, causing enough momentum for Rob Calloway to bring Eric Evil down into the Crucifix. The ref drops down to check the shoulders. One, two, kickout! Both men are back up to their feet, and Rob Calloway charges at Eric Evil. He flies with the Spinning Heel Kick, but Eric Evil catches him! Eric Evil maneuevers Rob Calloway around onto his shoulders before falling back with Rob Calloway, causing Alex to fall throat first on the top rope behind him with a Stun Gun. Rob Calloway pops back up, then stumbles backward holding his throat. He walks right into the grip of Eric Evil, who traps Rob Calloway in a Full Nelson position before throwing him up and slamming him down ala Test. But we all know that Eric Evil has bigger Testicles than Test. Eric Evil gets down to cover Rob Calloway. One, two, right shoulder up by Rob Calloway. Eric Evil stares into the eyes of Jenkins, who stands by his count as fair. Eric Evil grabs Rob Calloway by the hair and starts lifting him up to his feet, but Alex fires back with some fists to the midsection. Eventually, Rob Calloway is up to his feet as well. He grabs Eric Evil by the arm for the Irish Whip, but Eric Evil holds on and brings Rob Calloway right into a boot to the midsection that causes the Gothic Grappler to double over. Eric Evil brings Rob Calloway's head between his legs in the Piledriver position, causing the crowd to start making some noise. But when Eric Evil lifts Rob Calloway up onto his shoulders, he's flipped over and sent across the ring after an amazing Hurricanrana counter! Eric Evil is sent all the way over to the heel corner, where Jason Ethan Evil slaps the shoulder of Derek. Jenkins signals the tag, and Ethan Evil enters the ring. Ethan Evil approaches Rob Calloway, holding his arms out for the lock-up, but Rob Calloway delivers a kick to the gut that stuns him. Rob Calloway grabs the left arm and shoots Ethan Evil into the ropes. With Jason coming back, Rob Calloway jumps up for the Lou Thesz Press ... but is caught by Ethan Evil ... turned around ... and SLAMMED with a Spinebuster! Ethan Evil rolls through, hooking the inside leg. One, two, thr - barely got the shoulder up! }
Eric Hardy: That should have been it! But Calloway somehow manages to break out of this pin attempt!
Kelly Fox: That Rob Calloway is a very resilient wrestler, I can't believe he managed to find the energy to break that pin.
{The Ref stands up and wipes the sweat from his forehead, exaggerating the seriousness of the situation and causing a few laughs from the anxious crowd. Ethan Evil holds three fingers up in the ref's' face and screams at him for mocking the close pinfall. He shrugs, which infuriates the Evil Brother further. This allows Rob Calloway enough time to crawl up behind Ethan Evil and School Boy him! One, two, kickout! The crowd "Ohh"s at the closeness on that one, and Ethan Evil is not too happy. He's again screaming in the ref's face, this time for "distracting" him. Rob Calloway again attacks Ethan Evil, this time with a waistlock from behind. Rob Calloway lifts Ethan Evil up for the German, but Ethan Evil reverses the momentum and rolls Rob Calloway through into an Ankle Lock submission! Rob Calloway tries frantically to get out of the hold, managing to successfully turn himself over onto his back on the mat. Ethan Evil still grabs ahold of the leg, moving it so that it's locked under his arm. He tries turning Rob Calloway over in the Equalizer, but Rob Calloway brings the other foot up and kicks the Straight Shooter right in the kisser. Ethan Evil stumbles backward a few steps, but shakes it off and goes back for Rob Calloway, who extends his legs to wrap around the foot of Ethan Evil and bring him down face first into the middle turnbuckle behind Rob Calloway! Ethan Evil slowly is up to his feet, grabbing onto the ropes. Rob Calloway then comes running behind him, then jumps OVER the ropes, grabbing the head of Jason Ethan Evil in mid-air, and then brings Ethan Evil down throat first on the top rope as Rob Calloway falls outside to the arena floor! Big pop for the high risk offense. Rob Calloway gets back onto the apron and walks near a neutral turnbuckle corner thing. Rob Calloway then leaps up onto the turnbuckle, so that he's facing the crowd and seated on the top. He then falls right back and down onto Ethan Evil with a Split Legged Moonsault! He hooks the inside leg! One, two, thr - kickout! Rob Calloway gets up and can't believe it wasn't three, but he doesn't argue with Jenkins. He lifts Ethan Evil up, and he sends him into the ropes. Ethan Evil manages to duck the Clothesline attempt by Rob Calloway, and he hits the ropes one more time. And now coming back, both men leap for a Cross Body at the SAME TIME and collide in mid-air! Both collapse down on the canvas, exhausted. Jenkins starts his ten count, making sure to shout the numbers loudly. By four, they're crawling. By six, they're nearing. By eight, Ethan Evil has tagged in Chris Mark Evil. And by nine, Rob Calloway has tagged in Joe Everyman! Joe Everyman floors Mark Evil with a Clothesline. He's back up, only to get floored one more time by Joe Everyman. Third time around, Joe Everyman Back Body Drops Mark Evil across the ring! Eric Evil steps through the ropes and runs across after Joe Everyman, only to get his Clothesline ducked by David. Eric Evil runs right across to the face corner, where Scott Calloway is waiting to hit him with a tDropkick to the chin! Eric Evil stumbles right into a now standing Rob Calloway, who throws Eric Evil over the ropes and out to the floor. Rob Calloway steps through the ropes to follow him on the outside, while Joe Everyman and Scott Calloway lift Mark Evil up to his feet. They throw Mark Evil into the ropes, and they lock hands. They go for a Double Clothesline, but Sure Fire ducks under it and hits the ropes one more time. Mark Evil takes flight this time coming back, throwing out both arms for a Double Clothesline of his own, but he gets caught, thrown up, and Flapjacked by both Joe Everyman and TDH! That's when a celebrating Scott Calloway gets taken off guard, being Clotheslined over the ropes and out onto the concrete floor by Jason Ethan Evil, who spills out onto the floor with him. As this happens, Mark Evil has rolled out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair He rolls back into the ring with the belt and waits behind Joe Everyman, who is looking down at Ethan Evil and Scott Calloway brawling on the floor. The Ref sees this, and will have none of it. He snatches the chair out of Mark Evil's hands, causing a pop from the fans. Mark Evil screams in the ref's face for the action, but the ref just shakes his head. This is when Joe Everyman takes notice, grabs Mark Evil by the shoulder, and turns him around. He hits a few right hands to the face before sending Mark Evil across the ring and into the ropes. Joe Everyman throws a wild right armed Clothesline attempt, which Mark Evil ducks ... and runs right into the chair being held by the ref, standing behind Joe Everyman! The momentum with which Mark Evil was running causes the shot to be enough to take Mark Evil off his feet and down on the canvas. The ref looks genuinely surprised, but shrugs and then smiles. Joe Everyman looks around at the cheering crowd, shrugs as well, and drops down to cover Mark Evil. The ref drops the belt and goes down on the mat. One, two, three!)
WINNERS: Joe Everyman, and The Calloways via pinfall at 20:04
Eric Hardy: Everyman did it! Everyman did it!
Kelly Fox: Wow! This was one hell of a match, these guys were going all out to try and pick up this win.
Eric Hardy: Sadly though, only one team could walk out the vectors.
{{Commercial Break}}
The lights go out as the off sounding beats of "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle come in over the arena's sound system. Soon thereafter, most strange sounds come in. After forty two seconds, when the sounds form more of a coherent sound, red strobe lights start to flash all over the arena. In fact, after every hard drum beat, they flash off and on. That is, until the voice of Maynard James Keenan begins to be heard. Following that, the crowd begins to look around to see Xavier Williams, wearing a black hooded sweatshirt (hood up) and a black bandanna over his face, walking through the crowd, forgoing a more traditional entrance. He forges his way through the masses of ignorant people in attendance although a few seem to be on their (AotR) side, wearing Age of the Revolution clothing. Most of the crowd starts to boo at this point but he doesnt seem to pay attention to them. Instead, he just focuses on getting over the ringside barrier that is set up. Once he hops over, he slides into the ring as red sparks falls from the ceiling, much like blood did at the PPV. Xavier takes his hood off and removes the sweatshirt. He starts to crack his knuckles, as the music slowly fades away...
Eric Hardy: Here is Xavier Williams. And he definitely looks ready.
Kelly Fox: A win here over Ace would be great for his career. You think he can do it?
Eric Hardy: With or without the pending mugging by his Age of the Revolution cohorts?
As the opening guitar plays, the titantron shows a small white circle with the 'Spade' symbol within it move across the screen, then as it disappears a larger gun barrel appears from the right and moves with a sillhouette of The Ace in it into the centre, the silhouette faces the camera draws a gun and fires. The bullet heads towards the screen before shattering a Jack of Hearts. Huge flame pyros explode either side of the ramp as cards begin to fall from the rafters. The lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin as The Ace appears on stage, with the Tiffany Jones by his side The titantron shows The Ace delivering Ace-Plants to Phillip Burns and Showtyme...The couple laugh as the crowd boo them... they walk down the ramp together through the shower of falling cards and at the bottom of the ramp they share a kiss as the cards stop falling...The Ace confidently struts over to the steel steps. He climbs them and then asks the referee to part the ring ropes for him as The Ace steps through them. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope...he raises his arms as Tiffany claps on the outside. The Ace then climbs down an he walks to the middle of the ring, winking at Tiffany as the song fades...
Eric Hardy: And now here's The Ace. The reigning tag team champion alongside Steve Awesome.
Kelly Fox: Who has some damn sexy abs by the way.
Eric hardy: Pay attention to the match Kelly, jeeze.
Kelly Fox: Shut up Hardly, if he was out here you know you'd be looking at him too.
Ace and Xavier begin to circle around the ring looking for an opening and Ace quickly finds it first as he comes in with a wrist lock. He brings it around into a hammerlock and he wrenches it as Xavier shouts out in pain. Xavier breaks free after a nice head butt to the nose of Ace who stumbles back holding his face. Williams follows up with a hard kick to the thigh of Ace followed by a few more.
Hardy: Xavier looking to knot up those legs.
Williams raises the kicks up a bit to the kidney, liver area and Ace scrunches up his face from every shot and finally Xavier follows it up with a stiff shot to the face of The Ace. Ace goes down as the crowd boo.
Fox: Sounds like the crowd is behind The Ace tonight.
Hardy: That or they just hate Xavier more.
Xavaier looks to follow up on the attack but he suddenly gets taken down by a double leg from the Ace. He quickly continues with flip over pin and the ref counts to one before Williams is able to kick out. Ace doesn't let the quick kick out affect him as he is right back on the attack with a side headlock. Xavier scrambles to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. The two men get to there feet and they lock up in the middle of the ring. They both fight for supremacy until Ace takes a knee to the mid section from Xavier followed by a huge Uranage backbreaker! The crowd "ohhs" as Ace holds his back in pain. Xavier licks his lips waiting for Ace to get back up to his feet. Williams begins to slap his leg as he motions for Ace to get up.
Hardy: Could we be seeing the yakuza kick?
Fox: Ace better high tail it out of the way of that.
Ace stumbles to his feet holding his back. Xavier gets a running start and he lifts his leg up into the air looking to make a connection with a yakuza kick but Ace miraculously hit's a dropkick to the leg holding Williams up and he falls down hard! Ace goes for another cover.
1.….2.….
Kick out. Xavier holds his knee in pain as he rolls around on the mat. Ace grabs the head of Xavier but Williams pushes Ace to the nearest turnbuckle and starts to unload with strikes, kicks, punches as the crowd begin to boo. Xavier yells at the crowd and when he goes to come back to inflict more damage onto the Ace, he realizes that the split second he gave the tag team champion was enough to collect his thoughts and he flips Xavier into the same corner and begins to rock him with shots of his own. Followed up with one good shot to the midsection as revenge from earlier, and then finished up with one solid uppercut to the jaw that drops Xavier to a seated position in the turnbuckle.
Fox: Ace is looking fired up here.
Ace drags Williams out to the middle of the ring and kicks him in the gut.
Hardy: fameAcer coming up here.
But on the return Xavier leaps up and connects with a vicious kick to the head of Ace! Knocking Ace for a loop and giving Xavier some time to shake the cobwebs out. The ref starts his count and once he gets to about five both men start to stir. Xavier comes in with a another stiff shot to the head of Ace that rattles him back a bit more. Then a thigh kick followed by a stinging chop to the chest that may leave a welt. Ace attempts a punch of his own but Williams is able to duck under and drop Ace with a neck breaker.
Hardy: Xavier has been doing exactly what he said he was going to do. And that's outwrestle the Ace.
Fox: But Ace hasn't been making it easy for the straight edge superstar.
Xavier goes for a cover and Ace manages to kick out at two. Williams slaps the mat in frustration and then begins to drag Ace up to a steady base. He goes for the irish whip but Ace manages to reverse it and Xavier goes for the run. On the comeback Xavier goes for a cross body but Ace reverses it again into a power slam! Then Ace gets back to his feet and goes for a ric flair like running knee drop. The point of his knee dropping between the eyes of Xavier.
Fox: Ouch! That found its mark.
Hardy: And Xavier doesn't look to happy about it.
Indeed he doesn't as he rolls around holding his forehead. Ace brings the AotR member to his feet and brings him up and down with a spine buster. Ace makes a cover. 1.….2.…..kick out by Xavier. Ace goes to grab Xavier again but Williams somehow manages to roll him up with a small package!
Hardy: Pin attempt! This could be it!
1.…..2.…….
Fox: Thre-No. Ace barely got out of that.
Ace breaks loose and looks hella surprised at what just almost happened. At this point Xavier is dragging himself up to his feet thanks to the ropes. And Ace is getting himself up to his feet as well. Ace comes stomping over to where Williams is and buries a kick to X's gut. He goes to lift him up for a suplex and…..
Xavier goes for the ride but lands on his feet behind Ace. X quickly goes for a back tie up but Ace turns around and gets behind X. Ace then quickly hooks his arms and turns X around. Then drops!
Hardy: OH! PokerfACE! Xavier is done for.
Fox: Man that was brutal!
After Ace hit his finisher not to unlike the un-prettier, he goes for the pin. 1.…2.…..3!
Eric Hardy: The Ace managed to pull this one out, great match by both competitors and we'll be back after these short commercial breaks.
{{Commercial Break}}
{When we come back from break we see Leonard Fox sitting in his office. There is a knock at the door and he seems perturbed at the interruption. He shakes his head and yells out…}
Leonard Fox: Hello? Come in.
{the door opens and Lance Ryan walks in looking incredibly pissed off. He walks right around the desk and stands behind Fox.
Lance Ryan: Leonard…I demand to know what the hell that voicemail was about…I already have a match at the pay per view!
Leonard Fox: You know what Lance? You may be able to bully some people around, but I surely am not one of them! You do have your rematch at the pay per view for the world title, but you also owe me a match…last pay per view, you agreed to wrestle your son Jamie in a hardcore match, and damn it, that was a verbal contract! That means that on TOP of your match for the title, not IN PLACE OF, you will be facing Jamie earlier in the night in the first ever father/son match in the history of nCw.
Lance Ryan: Damn it Fox (Slams his fist on the desk),book that damn match next week, there is no way that I am pulling double duty at the pay per view…
Leonard Fox: You will…and you will because I told you that you will. That is…if you want your title shot.
{Lance suddenly smirks at Leonard and walks around the table.}
Lance Ryan: You want me in that ring with Jamie? You want a definitive winner? You will have your way…I will make someone pay dearly…they wont even see it coming…you have your match Fox…I'll have the last laugh!
{We are taken back to Ringside yet again}
Kelly Fox: He can't talk to my daddy like that, what is that fool thinking!?
Eric Hardy: It would appear that he just has, and to top things off, up next your main squeeze is booked to face Steve Awesome.
Kelly Fox: Adam should be able to handle Mr. Abs.
The background noise slowly gives way to a to a cocky alternative guitar riff as "Tick, Tick, Boom" by The Hives begin to play over the P.A speakers. The lights in the arena fade to a complete darkness and soon a huge lightning bolt style pyro hit's the entrance ramp with authority as the song breaks into its main riff and the lights in the arena blink between blue, white, and silver. And as soon as the smoke clears we finally see the man behind the show. Steve Awesome, dressed in a pair of black tights with a blue cross down the right leg and a red heart on the left with the anarchy A symbol in the middle of it and a wicked "S" that wraps around that. A blue sleeveless trench vest with the same heart symbol on his tights on the back of it and a pair of aviator sunglasses accompanies him to the ring. He stands on the ramp with his arms outstretched in a crucifix pose, a wind effect blows his black hair back.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The blinking lights stop blinking as a spotlight engulfs the Awesome One as it follows him down to the ring. His trenchvest sparkling in the light as he heads to the ring.
Exhibit A
Awesome struts down to the ring, not paying attention to the fans who are "below" him as he walks down to the ring, jawing about how good he is and how awesome he is as he points to his abs.
Yeah I've done it before
Assailant from Hell
Impervious to damage
Computer on-board
Engaged in a war
Non-stop combatant
Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man
And organic
Not a cyborg
Call him Psychotron
Godspeed in glide
Battle plan running
A killing machine
Just downright mean
And forever gunning
Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I was right along!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You come tagging along
On a tray
What you say
Ends up thrown in your face
Exhibit B
What you see
Well that's me
I'll put you back in your place