{nCw opens up to the usual fanfare except that a new logo is on your screen.. the logo for the nCw: Revolution. Thanks to Kelly Fox's betrayal the nCw has now changed. We span the arena and show the fans disapproval by holding up witty signs clammering for the old nCw and the Resistance. We go to Eric and Willy at ringside.}
Eric Hardy: Welcome to a dark day in the history of nCw fans.. a day that will haunt me forever…. And I'm still feeling sick.
Willy Carter: Being kinda melodramatic aren't you?
Eric Hardy: NO DAMMIT! I started the original version of nCw a long time ago and to see it degenerate to something like this is **beeping** disgusting!
Willy Carter: Dude…. Try to relax and enjoy the show… nCw is moving to a new era… enjoy the ride man.
Eric Hardy: **beep** you Willy.
UPPER ECHELON WINS MATCH GOES HERE
Undead by Hollywood Undead is greeted by an enormous amount of boos, but a few scattered cheers as Angel and Shelly make their way out onto the ramp. Angel dressed in his wrestling pants and "Jesus Rocks" t-shirt. Angel raises a mic and pleads for silence.
Angel: Please, everyone, shhhh, don't you wish to bask in the greatness that is me? I know I do.
He is only greeted with louder boos.
Angel: Fine... Boo... I don't care anyways, it's not about whether you love or hate me, you still pay to see me.
Again he has only further infuriated the fans.
Angel: Lately there have been some nasty rumors flying around nCw. See every time I turn on the tv my would be boy friend AJ Phoenix is telling the world I'm running scarred or some such bull sh**. Well I'm not, I'm right here, where I always am. Then he goes on to say our feud isn't over... Buddy... You've lost... EVERY MATCH YOU'VE EVER HAD AGAINST ME! What feud?
Of course Angel is getting a giant F you chant from the fans. He smiles and holds his heart.
Angel: Fact is AJ, you don't have to get beat by every member of the Revolution to face me, you want me in a match? You got me in a match. Next week on Trauma, you and me, First Blood match. This is your last chance AJ. Don't f*** it up again.
Undead resumes playing from where it left off as Angel drops the mic and waves to the booing crowd. Shelly blows them kisses as we fade to black.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
"VooDoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix begins to echo throughout the arena as multicolored smoke bellows from the entrance area and onto the stage. Strobe lights flicker as the VooDoo Child himself, Jimmy Zane slowly walks through the smoke. Jimmy Zane somberly makes his way to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Zane doesn't look too pleased about having to face Homeless Harold tonight.
Willy Carter: The rumor is their friends, but who knows after all this garbage with the Revolution.
Eric Hardy: Personally I'm sick of it and I wish more guys like Zane would take a stand against them.
Willy Carter: With things going the way their going, I doubt we'll be seeing much of that.
Zane is in the ring and he takes the microphone from Amber Ashe.
Jimmy Zane: Tonight I'm expected to get in this ring and do battle with a man I considered my friend, Homeless Harold. A man I may know too much about. A man I once respected and thought was better than this.
Willy Carter: Whats he driving at?
Eric Hardy: I'm not sure yet.
Back in the ring.
Jimmy Zane: Listen up Adam, Kelly and the rest of you. I REFUSE to fight Homeless Harold, period, end of story, the two of you can go f*censored by the AOTR* selfs.
The crowd erupts with cheers for Jimmy Zane, the current X-Division Champion.
Eric Hardy: YEAH! You tell them Zane, you tell them where they can stick their B S!
Willy Carter: I think you should calm down Eric.
Eric Hardy: No. I'm tired of calming down. I'm tried of always being in line with management. Why should I be? They don't care about us, I don't care about them. Good for Jimmy Zane, good for the Resistance, good for everyone not brain washed by Adam and his B S.
Willy Carter: I'm just saying man.
Zane raises the mic again.
Jimmy Zane: Do what you want to me. Suspend me, take my title, even fire me, I don't care. I will not fight Home...
Revolution by Crematory interrupts Jimmy Zane.
Eric Hardy: I knew they were going to stick their ugly noses into this.
Willy Carter: The match directly involves them.
Eric Hardy: As does everything else obviously.
Adam Knite followed by Homeless Harold make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Adam climbs in the ring and Harold rolls under the ropes, his shoulders lowered, his eyes not meeting the intense gaze of Jimmy Zane. Adam gets right in Zane's face and takes a mic out of his back pocket.
Adam Knite: You can either wrestle Homeless Harold or you can suffer the consequences.
Jimmy Zane: Go F*censored by AOTR* ADAM!
Adam Knite: I wasn't asking. By order of Kelly Fox this is now an Xtreme Rules match with a special guest referee, ME! Ring the damn bell!
DING DING!
Adam nails Zane with the microphone right square on the bridge of the nose, busting him open.
Eric Hardy: This is complete bull... COMPLETE BULL!
Willy Carter: Eric man.
Adam pushes Zane into Harold and demands he hit him. Harold says no, Adam screams at him. Zane just shakes his head and says "Do what you gotta do man." Harold must be frowning inside of that mask. Suddenly he grabs Zane by the throat and choke slams him. Adam smiles gleefully as Harold squats over Zane and begins punching him in the face.
Eric Hardy: This is just sick... I'm so sick of these guys.
Willy Carter: Adam gave him a choice.
Eric Hardy: And he choose to follow his moral code and now he's being brutalized for it by his friend, all because Adam is a piece of sh
Willy Carter: ERIC PLEASE!
Adam pulls Zane to his feet and tells Harold to pull him up and power bomb him. With the force of a mack truck, Homeless Harold power bombs Jimmy Zane, Zane's head bounces off the mat. The arena is going crazy with boos. Adam rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under neath the ring and slides it in. Harold reluctantly sets it up. Adam orders Harold to do it again.
Eric Hardy: Just... Just leave him alone... Why is no one coming to help?
For the second time Jimmy Zane gets power bombed, this time through a table. The crowd cannot handle it anymore as the ring is littered with garbage. Adam leaves the ring for a second time and pulls out another table. This one is set up in the ring corner. Harold brings Zane up for the Homeless Harpoon.
Eric Hardy: If there were a man under that mask he'd stop this slaughter.
Willy Carter: I don't know what to tell you Eric, if you like your job you'll just be quiet.
Eric Hardy: WHY!? WHY SHOULD I!? LOOK IN THAT RING WILLY! LOOK! JIMMY ZANE IS GETTING KILLED IN THERE!!! FOR NOTHING!!!!
Willy Carter:....
( Harold is getting ready to toss Zane head first into the table when AJ Phoenix flies down the ramp with a base ball bat. Harold drops Zane on the canvas as AJ slides into the ring. AJ winds up and buries the bat in Harold's gut then turns around and cracks him right in the hockey mask which fractures and breaks at the top, a big chunk falls over revealing some forehead but nothing more. Adam Knite bails from the ring laughing.
Eric Hardy: THANK YOU AJ! At least one man in nCw still has his soul intact. Which is far more than I can say for everyone else who watched this.
Willy Carter: They accomplished what they came out here to do, thats all there is too it.
Eric Hardy: Yeah, they beat on Jimmy Zane because the guy won't bow down to them.
Homeless Harold rolls out of the ring and joins his leader Adam Knite on the ramp. AJ Phoenix is in the ring, helping Jimmy Zane back to his feet, both men watch as Adam and Harold stroll up the ramp. AJ looks like he's ready to kill someone, Zane coughs up some blood, but he too looks like he's about done with the bull. Revolution by Crematory starts again, drowning out the boos of every single person in the arena.
We cut backstage as we find Steve Awesome and Jack Manson talking amongst themselves backstage. At this point, Chris Diamond walks on to the scene.
Steve Awesome: "Chris Diamond, pleasure to finally meet you dude."
Steve extends his hand for Chris to shake it but he just looks at it then back at Steve.
Chris Diamond: Yeah, excuse me for not marking out like a retard. I'm here for business."
Awesome gives Jack a quick glance then pulls his hand away.
Chris Diamond: I'm sure your tired of hearing this Steve, so I'm not going to beat around the bush. Did you jump Spike Kane last month?
Awesome just sighs.
Steve Awesome: Well at least this time I'm being asked instead of straight up accused.
Chris Diamond: I'm serious Steve. If you're the reason why I'm forced to watch Kelly and Adam make out like high school kids at every staff meeting then I swear on how gay my little brother is that I will make your life a living hell!
Steve Awesome: Look Chris, as horrible as that sounds I didn't do it. I'm not lying, Falcon is just pulling peoples feathers on this……..see what I did there?"
Chris Diamond: Yeah, a bird pun, clever. Something tells me I'm going to need some help on this. Hey Honchy son, can you come over here for a second.
Mike Honcho walks up.
Mike Honcho: What the deal is homes?
Chris Diamond: Do that trick you were talking about the other night.
Mike Honcho: Okay well first I need to take off my pants and-
Chris Diamond: NO! I told you never to do that trick again. I'm talking about the other trick, the one where you can tell if somebody is lying just by looking In there eyes.
Mike Honcho: Okay, it's called the Jedi Mind Trick. I learned it back when I fought in 'Nam.
Mike walks up to Steve and stares deeply into his eyes. And he starts waving his right hand in front of his face.
Mike Honcho: You want to tell the truth.
Awesome just looks at Manson who just shrugs.
Mike Honcho: You need to tell the truth.
Another glance, this time to Chris Diamond.
Mike Honcho: Uh-oh.
Chris Diamond: What?
Mike Honcho: I've become lost in his eyes. He's so dreamy.
Chris just puts his palm in his face then pulls Honcho away from Steve.
Chris Diamond: That's it, no more hanging out with Rob when I'm not around.
Chris looks up at Steve now.
Chris Diamond: Look Steve, I don't know if your lying, And honestly, I hope that you aren't. But sooner or later the truth is going to come out. And if I find out your duping me and everybody else…..well lets just say you won't like me very much, Come on son.
Chris starts walking away, dragging Honcho with him.
Mike Honcho: Call me!
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
We cut backstage and we see Kristoff Liam Bates along with his wife and two young children walking down the halls. He is being a "good father and husband" by showing his family exactly where he works every week, despite that he'll be in another city in just a few days.
Zach Bates: Daddy, I smell something weird.
Andrew Bates: Smells like pee and poop.
Kendra Bates: Yes, Kristoff, what in the WORLD is that smell?
Just as they turn a corner they see Homeless Harold, the current nCw Xtreme Champion. He has the belt around his waist and is sitting on the floor in the hall, with a plastic cup and sign saying "spare change for a homeless wrestler".
Kendra Bates: This is such a sorry state of human being, Kristoff. Does he really work here.
Kristoff Bates: *Sighs* Unfortunately he is the Xtreme Champion as well...meet Homeless Harold.
Homeless Harold: Spare some change?
Andrew Bates: He smells funny, lets just keep going, mommy and daddy.
Kendra Bates: I feel so sorry for this man.
She reaches into her purse and pulls out a ten dollar bill. Homeless Harold looks ecstatic as she gives him the money. Kristoff is fuming.
Kristoff Bates: KENDRA! Why did you give him your hard-earned money? He is only going to waste it at the bar getting drunk.
Kendra Bates: I'm sorry, he's just so destitute I couldn't help myself.
Kristoff reaches into his pockets and pulls out about five dollars worth of random change and begins pelting Homeless Harold with it.
Kendra Bates: What are you doing!
Kristoff Bates: What I should have done last week! HERE HAVE MY MONEY YOU BUM! NOW SCRAM!
Homeless Harold quickly picks up the change as it is being pelted at him while simultaneously running away.
Kristoff Bates: Serves him right.
Zach Bates: I'm glad he's gone, it smells better here now.
Kendra Bates: You should really have been a bit more kind to that poor man. What if he decides to hurt you?
Kristoff Bates: Harold couldn't hurt a fly, he doesn't deserve that belt around his waist. I'm surprised he hasn't sold it for booze money yet.
We go back to ringside where the next match is ready to begin.
Eric Hardy: Well Willy, we're back.. and up next we could see the rich get richer…. Sadly… if the AotR wins, they earn a tag team title shot.
Willy Carter: come on Eric, you've got so much hate pinned up inside of you.
Eric Hardy: How can you be happy about something like these jerks fattening their pockets.
( Revolution by Crematory hits the speakers as the lights go out. Red and white flashing strobe lights light up the arena as Philip Burns and Angel step out onto the ramp. Angel strikes the "Jesus" pose and Burns pounds his chest and raises his right fist. The two head down the ramp and slide in the ring on either side. Angel runs across the ring and jumps onto the second rope in the far corner of the ring, striking the "Jesus" pose again, while Burns climbs up on the adjacent corner and points to the crowd. They get down as the music ends and wait.)
Eric Hardy: I hope Dirty Deal rips these two apart.
( The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins. )
Willy Carter: And these guys are better than the Revolution?
Eric hardy: of course.
Willy Carter: Whatever Eric.
( Philip Burns and Curtis Kanyon are going to start this one. )
DING DING!
( They go right at it. Phil slips behind Kanyon and locks in a choke hold, but his partner Ron Gibson quickly jumps in the ring and axe handles Burns. Burns releases the hold and Gibson drops him with an inverted DDT. Kanyon pulls him back to his feet and power bombs Burns right into the turnbuckles. Burns head slams hard against the turnbuckles, his eyes are glazed over. Angel rushes Kanyon and slams into him at full speed unleashing a folly of punches. )
Eric Hardy: YES! Knock his head off.
( Gibson is quick to come to the aid of his partner and clothes lines Angel to the mat. Ron and Curtis bring Angel to his feet, they send him flying against the ropes, Angel ducks a double clothes line, spring boards off the adjacent ropes and flies right into a double drop kick by Dirty Deal. )
Willy Carter: That should make you happy.
Eric Hardy: Oh it sure does.
( The ref forces Gibson back out onto the apron. Angel and Burns use this spare minute to attack Kanyon who tries to fight them both off. He knocks Burns back but Angel doesn't let up. He head butts Angel but Burns forearm smashes Kanyon in the face and Angel lands a spinning back fist. The ref now forces Angel out. )
( Burns Irish whips Kanyon into Angel's corner. As Kanyon lands against the turn buckles Angel elbows him in the back of the head, knocking Kanyon forward again only to recieve a pulling pile driver from Burns. Phil tags in his partner Angel. )
Eric Hardy: come on! Kanyon!
Willy Carter: Eric if you don't calm down you might have a heart attack.
( Angel quickly heads to the top rope and moon saults off, landing perfectly on the back of Curtis Kanyon. He rolls him over and makes the pin but before the ref can even count two, Ron Gibson kicks Angel in the head. Angel springs to his feet and charges Gibson who grabs Angel with a overhead belly to belly suplex. )
( Ron gets back out on the apron and waits for his partner to come make the tag. Curtis is clawing his way over slowly. Angel is almost to his feet. Kanyon makes the tag and Gibson flies into the ring clothes lining Angel with everything he's got, sending Angel into a back flip spin onto his face. Ron flies into the corner and back elbows Phil Burns, sending him falling off the apron. Angel starts to get up but Ron runs in and knees Angel right in the face. Gibson brings Angel to his feet and delivers a stalling brain buster. Ron goes for a pin. )
One.. Two.. KICK OUT!
Eric Hardy: NO! That was a three! That was a three!
Willy Carter: sorry Eric… it was only a two.
Eric Hardy: Shut up Willy!
( Ron pulls Angel right back up to his feet but Angel goes for a spinning heel kick out of no where that Ron turns into a spinning toe hold, dropping Angel on his face then immediately locking in an ankle lock. )
( Burns comes in from behind and blind sides Ron Gibson with a running bull dog. Kanyon comes in the ring now, he and Burns meet up, exchanging blows back and forth. Angel pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Gibson is only slowed and comes head on for Angel who back body drops Gibson over the top rope and to the outside.Angel grabs the top rope and catapults himself over the top landing a high impact cross body on the fallen Ron Gibson. )
Willy Carter: Wow, Angel putting his body on the line.
Eric Hardy: I thought I told you to shut up?
Willy Carter: I've still got a job to do Eric.
( Back in the ring Kanyon and Burns are still going toe to toe exchanging rights and lefts. Kanyon takes a hold of Burns and head butts him hard, Burns stumbles then out of no where he takes Kanyone down with the Burn Notice. )
( On the outside Angel has brought Gibson to his feet. He Irish whips him, but Gibson reverses it and sends Angel into the guard rails. Gibson runs in with a knee to Angel's face. Ron stands Angel up and lands a under hook suplex into a back breaker on the outside. Ron slides back into the ring. )
( Ron grabs Burns from behind and hits a Full Nelson slam. Curtis Kanyon gets back to his feet, the two of them look like their about to set up for a finisher here. Burns gets up only to be gored by Kanyon while Ron runs in and hits a Norther Lariat to the back of his head at the same time. FILTHY COMPROMISE! )
Eric Hardy: My gawd, that was Awesome, they almost decapitated Burns!
( Angel climbs back into the ring only to be greeted with a double clothes line. Finally the ref forces Kanyon out. Gibson tags him right back in. Angel has now had time to get back to his feet. Curtis Kanyon is looking for a bear hug but Angel head butts him in the face followed by a hard Mike Rotundo Hip Toss. Curtis tries to get right up but Angel runs in and lands the Revelations back stabber. He goes for the pin. )
One.. Two.. GIBSON BREAKS IT UP!
Eric Hardy: Thank God.. Gibson got their in time.
Willy Carter: Your biased is showing Eric.
Eric Hardy: Don't care one bit.
( Ron doesn't leave right away as he keeps pounding away at Angel's face with rights and lefts. The referee pulls him off and forces him into his own corner. The two continue to argue. )
( Angel tags in Burns who was back on the outside. Curtis is trying to get to his feet but Phil lifts him up on his shoulders while Angel heads to the top rope. Angel flies off the top landing the Heaven's Fury Bull Dog AKA the Revolution's Dooms Day Device. Phil goes for the pin while Angel charges Ron at full speed and clothes lines himself and Ron out of the ring. The referee makes the count. )
Eric Hardy: NO! NO! NO!
One.. Two.. Three!
Willy Carter: Winners, Philip Burns and Angel!
Eric Hardy: NO!!! This is bull! I think I'm going to spit.
Amber Ashe: Your winners and new number one contenders to the nCw Tag Team Titles.... AGE OF THE REVOLUTION!!! PHILIP BURNS AND ANGEL!!!
( Revolution by Crematory plays as Dirty Deal make their way up the ramp scowling at the victors. )
*Sexy Jason smiles and looks straight into the camera*
Chad:"This week on Collision you face off against Nelly Angel and Mark Evil for a X-Divsion title shot, what is your plans for this match?"
Sexy Jason: My plans for this match is to win the match. Not only because it is for a shot at the X-Divsion title shot...but a chance to take out Nelly Angel
Chad:"So why do you have problems with Nelly Angel?"
Sexy Jason: Where have you been hiding? All three times we have wrestle each other he has gotten the win over me. It's not like I have a problem with him. I just have to show him that he was lucky those 3 times
Chad:"To me it looks like Nelly is a bit more better of a wrestler then you."
Chad's face turns almost a pale white."Ummm...ummm"
* Sexy Jason grabs Chad by the shirt...then he lets go* Sexy Jason: If you remember right, I was having bad times. Dealing with possible drugs problem. Not making excuses he just got to wrestle me when I was bouncing back
Chad stammers:"Ummm....Ummm...Jason you might want to look behind you." JackHammer is standing there arms folded across his chest
Sexy Jason: Come on! I don't have time to play childish games with you Chad. We all know that JackHammer has not been on nCw for a while
Chad:"Am not kidding Jason would look behind you."
*Sexy Jason starts to look over his shoulder and he sees JackHammer standing behind him* Sexy Jason: Oh son of a bit*h *Sexy Jason turns to face JackHammer*
JackHammer just smiles big:"Well hello there Jason."
Sexy Jason: What brings you back to nCw big guy?
JackHammer:"Just thought would drop by to say hi to a couple people."
*Sexy Jason has a smile on his face* Sexy Jason: so just a social visit
JackHammer grins evily:"Something like that."
Sexy Jason smile goes away after he sees JackHammer evil grin. Sexy Jason looks at Chad:"So Jack who did you come to visit?
JackHammer looks at Chad:"Get lost you little dweeb." Chad runs quickly screaming like a little girl. "Came to see you" He pulls out a chain
Sexy Jason takes his right hand and begins to rub it against his throat. He steps back away from JackHammer.
Sexy Jason: "umm...I don't think those are ....umm...necessary"
JackHammer wraps the chain around his left fist:
Jack Hammer: "So what's this I hear you're talking **** about me?"
Sexy Jason clears his throat. He looks around the room...like he was looking for a way out.
Sexy Jason: "I guess you got my message from...ummm...umm what is his name?
JackHammer glares at him:
JackHammer: "Yea Jeff told me all about it showed me the tape too."
Sexy Jason: Yea Jeff was his name...so how was the beer? Sexy Jason was trying to locate a chair. He spotted one over to his right
Jack Hammer:The beer was good, go ahead grab anything, give me an excuse to choke you out again."
Sexy Jason: You never choke me out...You did a half as* job and let go of the chain Sexy Jason started to inch toward the chair, but he stops and looks straight at JackHammer
JackHammer: The only reason I didn't kill you was cause of my wife reminded me about my daughter."
Sexy Jason doubles up one of his fist that is down by his side. "if its a fight you want...then its a fight you will get
JackHammer:"Bring it on you cocky little ba*tard, will make sure you can't make your match."
Sexy Jason throws a right punch
JackHammer takes it without blinking and lands a hard haymaker left
Sexy Jason goes to the floor. He gets back up and is shaking his head. He nails JackHammer with a drop kick that knocks him back against the wall
JackHammer growls and goes running spearing Jason clean out of his shoes
The momentum pushes Sexy Jason against the wall. Sexy Jason is clubbing JackHammer on his back. JackHammer moves back as Sexy Jason is holding onto his abs
JackHammer smiles then picks Jason up by the throat:
"Give me an excuse why shouldn't end your career now."
Sexy Jason is struggling to breath. He tries to break free but he is not successful
By then security is running towards them. JackHammer lets him go and laughs:
JackHammer: "Was just testing you and you past." He then turns to walk away
Sexy Jason is on one knee trying to catch his breath. He looks up at JackHammer as he is walking away. Sexy Jason has a confused look on his face. Security is on the scene
JackHammer:"Come find me after Collision and the bar called Bender's we need to talk." He then turns back and leaves
Sexy Jason stands to his feet. He watches as JackHammer is leaving. He wonders what JackHammer has to talk about after Collision.
Chad Lights:"What was that all about? Are you ok Jason?"
Sexy Jason: yes I am fine. I have no idea, but I can say this much. After Collision I will find out what the hell went on.
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Eric Hardy: Lets get to the match.
Willy Carter: Next match will decided who will get a shot at X- Division Champ Jimmy Zane at Crossroads.
Eric Hardy: Lets go to Amber Ashe who is in the ring already
Your Time on Earth is Over! I'm Taking you to Hell!
Then lights turn off as Down from the Sky by Trivium starts to blast over the PA. The adults start to boo and the children cower in fear .
As soon as the opening line is said, red, orange and yellow multicolored pyros begin to shot from the front and sides of the stage, firing straight up. Then, the entire stage is engulfed in flames, shooting from every pour of the stage.
The fire splits in the middle as Mark Evil walks out onto the stage, looking off into the crowd. He continues down onto the ramp as the fire builds back up. The adults continue to boo and the children continue to scream in pure terror. As he walks down the ramp, the fire behind him slowly dies down.
Mark Evil stops just before the ring and slowly walks over to the stairs. He slowly walks up them and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He then raises he arms, and as soon as they drop, the stage and ring posts erupt in bright red pyros, shooting off in all directions. Mark then stops and looks around in the crowd with an evil smirk on his face. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.
Amber Ashe: From Glendale, Arizona standing 7 feet tall and weighing 300 pounds. Mark F'n Evil
I'm to sexy for my shirt.. Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match
Amber Ashe: From Los Angeles California weighing in at 250 lbs, The one and only Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: Sexy Jason has been outsmarting Damien Sparks for the past 5 weeks.
Willy Carter: If Sexy Jason gets pinned not only does he not get a chance at Jimmy Zane, Amber Ashe will not have a job.
Jet's "Rip it Up" starts pounding out of the PA system as Nelly Angel comes bursting out of the back. He runs out onto the entranceway. Nelly then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, ultra pumped for his match.
Amber Ashe: From San Francisco, California weighing in at 160 lbs, this is Nelly Angel.
Eric Hardy: Nelly Angel has pinned Sexy Jason 3 times last year.
Willy Carter: He is going to make it a 4th tonight.
The crowd goes wild. The camera goes to the top of the ramp and we see JackHammer walking down the ramp. Sexy Jason see JackHammer coming down the ramp. He leans on the rope. JackHammer smiles at Sexy Jason as he walks over by the announce table and sit down in a chair at ringside
Eric Hardy: What the hell is he doing here?
Willy Carter: Before the Commercial Break he told Sexy Jason that he was here to see him. He had him by the throat, Why did JackHammer let him go?
Eric Hardy: I can't believe you. You would want Sexy Jason's career to end.
{ The Ref signals for the match to start. Sexy Jason locks up with Nelly Angel. Nelly sends Sexy Jason into the ropes. Sexy Jason rebounds and knocks Nelly Angel to the mat. Sexy Jason goes into the ropes. Nelly gets to his feet. Sexy Jason rebounds and Nelly leapfrog over Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason goes into the ropes. Nelly turns to face Sexy Jason. Mark Evil rolls Nelly up. Ref gets a 1 count. Sexy Jason had climb to the top rope. Mark gets to his feet and Sexy Jason leaps and Leg drop right on Nelly throat.}
Eric Hardy: Could we be seeing some team work between Sexy Jason and Mark Evil
Willy Carter: Watch your back Mark
{Nelly is grabbing for his throat. Sexy Jason gets to his feet. He helps Nelly to is feet. Mark and Sexy Jason sends Nelly into the ropes. Nelly rebounds and he nails a double clothesline. Mark and Sexy Jason goes down.}
The crowd goes wild.
Eric Hardy: Nelly realize that Sexy Jason and Mark was teaming up against him.
{Mark Evil is on his feet and he is leaning against the ropes. Nelly goes charging and nails him with a clothesline that sends Mark over the top rope and onto the floor. Nelly turns to see Sexy Jason on his feet. Nelly grabs Sexy Jason and sends him into the corner. Sexy Jason hits hard. Nelly goes charging in and Sexy Jason nails him with a boot to the face.}
Eric Hardy: This is going to be a fast pace match
Willy Carter: Amber will be standing in the unemployment line on Monday
{Sexy Jason comes charging out of the corner and nails Nelly with a clothesline. Nelly goes down to the mat. JackHammer stands up and Sexy Jason goes to the rope and looks at him. JackHammer points behind Sexy Jason. Mark Evil schoolboy Sexy Jason. 1....2...Kick out by Sexy Jason}
Eric Hardy: Sexy Jason almost lost Amber's job.
Willy Carter: Mark Evil was so close.
{JackHammer sits back down. Mark gets up and he pulls Sexy Jason to his feet. He Irish Whips Sexy Jason into the ropes. Sexy Jason rebounds and Mark leans over and nails a Big Back Body Drop. Sexy Jason hits hard on the mat. He holds onto his back. Nelly Angel is to his feet. Nelly and Mark lock up and Nelly with a Headlock. Mark sends Nelly into the ropes. Nelly rebounds and Mark nails him with a shoulder block. Nelly goes down,}
Eric Hardy: Mark Evil is in control of this match
Willy Carter: He needs to pin Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: We don't want Amber to lose her job
Willy Carter: Speak for yourself
{Sexy Jason is on his knees. Mark goes and helps Sexy Jason to his feet. Mark throws a couple of punches to Sexy Jason's face. Mark picks Sexy Jason up and nails the Dominator.
Eric Hardy: My GAWD! Amber maybe standing in the unemployment line.
Willy Carter: Pin him Mark!
Mark goes to roll Sexy Jason over. Nelly nails a elbow on the back of Mark's head. Nelly pulls Mark to his feet. Sexy Jason rolls to the edge of the mat. Nelly nails a couple of punches to Mark's face. He then kicks Mark in his midsection. Nelly then nails Mark with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Mark goes to the mat holding onto his neck. Nelly goes for the cover. 1....2...Kicked out by Mark Evil
Eric Hardy: These guys are giving it their all
Willy Carter: They sure are.
{Sexy Jason is stating to stir. Nelly gets to his feet. Mark is to his knees. Nelly goes to help Mark to his feet but instead is met with a punch to his midsection. Nelly moves back and Mark planted another fist to Nelly's midsection again. Mark gets to his feet and is met with a drop kick from Nelly. The force of the drop kick sends Mark back to the mat. Sexy Jason has made it to his feet. Nelly is going to a corner. He looks over at Sexy Jason and he is leaning on the ropes.}
Willy Carter: I think Sexy Jason has a plan
Eric Hardy: What makes you say that?
Willy Carter: He was not leaning on the ropes after he got up.
{Nelly starts to climb the ropes. Sexy Jason goes running over to the corner. Nelly made it to the top rope and had turned around when Sexy Jason grabs him and slams him to the mat with authority. Nelly grabs for his back. Sexy Jason goes for the pin. 1....2....3 NO! Nelly get a shoulder up}
Eric Hardy: You were right.
Willy Carter: As usually
Eric Hardy: Yea right
{Mark Evil is to his feet. Sexy Jason is on his feet. He goes over to Mark Evil. Just as Mark turns Sexy Jason nails the Sexy Relaxer. Instead of going for the pin Sexy Jason picks Mark Evil up and tosses him through the middle rope. Mark Evil hits the floor hard.}
Eric Hardy: This could not be good for Mark Evil
Willy Carter: I will have to agree with you on that one.
{Instead of going after Mark Evil, Sexy Jason turns his attention on Nelly Angel, who is starting to get to his feet. He is still holding onto his back. Sexy Jason nails Nelly with a Headbutt. Nelly staggers backward and Sexy Jason grabs Nelly by the waist and delivers a German Suplex. Instead of letting go both men makes it to their feet and Sexy Jason delivers another German Suplex. Sexy Jason tries for a third one, but once on their feet Nelly begins nailing Sexy Jason with an elbow to the face. After about the fourth on Sexy Jason releases the hold}
Eric Hardy: I don't think these guys know when to stop
Willy Carter: Listen to the fans. They came to see Nelly Angel and Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: And Mark Evil, and they are get one hell of a show
{ Nelly goes into the ropes. He rebounds and ducks under a clothesline attempt by Sexy Jason. He goes into the ropes again. Mark Evil is on his knees. Nelly rebounds and again ducks a clothesline attempt by Sexy Jason. He goes into the ropes yet another time. As he starts to rebound, Mark Evil grabs his right legs and trips him. Sexy Jason nails a elbow to the back of Nelly's head.}
Willy Carter: What the hell. Is Mark Evil helping Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: Well we do know that Mark Evil does not want Amber to lose her job.
Willy Carter: SO
{ Sexy Jason drags Nelly to the middle of the ring. He then applies Jason figure. Nelly begins to scream in pain. Nelly tries to turn it, but no luck. He lays on the mat and the ref gets a 1 count before Nelly lifts his shoulder up. Sexy Jason is putting more pressure on Nelly's legs. Mark Evil is sliding into the ring. JackHammer has gotten up from his seat. He goes to the apron and is watching the match from there}
Eric Hardy: What the hell is JackHammer going to do ?
Willy Carter: He is going to put Sexy Jason out of his misery.
{Mark moves over behind Nelly Angel. Nelly tries one more time to turn the hold. Mark helps Nelly in turning the hold. Sexy Jason is now the one who is screaming in pain. The crowd can not believe what they had saw. Nelly is adding pressure to Sexy Jason's legs.}
Eric Hardy: Can you believe that? Sexy Jason has his own move reversed on him.
Willy Carter: Way to go Mark Evil
{ Sexy Jason is still screaming in pain. Mark Evil had enough. He nails a Leg Drop right on Nelly's tback. Sexy Jason releases the hold. Mark Evil picks Nelly Angel up and sends him into the ropes. Instead of rebounding Nelly grabs a hold of the ropes. Mark goes a charging and Nelly drops down and pulls the rope down. Mark Evil goes over the top rope and onto the floor}
Eric Hardy: Mark is on the floor again.
Willy Carter: Not by his choice
{ Nelly gets to his feet. Sexy Jason is using the ropes to help him up. Sexy Jason turns and Nelly runs and leaps and nails Sexy Jason with a Hurricanrana, Sexy Jason lands on the mat again. Nelly goes for the pin. 1....
Eric Hardy: Could Nelly make this a fourth win over Sexy Jason
2....
Willy Carter: Yes! We get to see Damien fire Amber tonight!
3 NO! Sexy Jason gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time.}
Willy Carter: NOOOOOO!
Half of the crowd was for Nelly Angel and they were all clapping. The other half was for Sexy Jason and they were silent, until Sexy Jason gets a shoulder up. Then they were cheering.
Eric Hardy: That was to close for comfort.
{Nelly gets to his feet. He brings Sexy Jason to his feet. He delivers a Spine buster. Sexy Jason lays on the mat. Nelly gets to his feet. Mark Evil is back in the ring. He comes up behind Nelly. Nelly happens to see Mark coming up. Nelly nails Mark with a Spinning Kick ito the head. Mark goes to the mat. Sexy Jason has crawled over to the ropes. Nelly check Sexy Jason. He goes to the top rope. He is still watching Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: I think Nelly has learn his lesson. Not to take your eyes off of Sexy Jason
Willy Carter: Sexy Jason is just a dirty fighter
Eric Hardy: He is not
Nelly leaps and nails the Shooting star press. He goes for the cover. 1....2...3 No Mark Evil throws Nelly off of him. Nelly gets to his feet. Mark Evil slowly gets to his feet, Nelly looks over at Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason is just getting to his feet. Mark Evil is on his feet now. Nelly delivers The Angel- Zimmer Sexy Jason tries to stop the pin. He is holding onto his back. Nelly goes for the cover. 1....2....3!
Eric Hardy: Sexy Jason could not save the match for Mark Evil.
Nelly stands up and the ref raises his hand in victory. Sexy Jason and Nelly Angel just glared at each other. The crowd is cheering for both men.}
Willy Carter: Damn it! Amber keeps her job for another week
Eric Hardy: Nelly Angel will get the shot at the X-Division Champ Jimmy Zane at Cross Roads
{before heading to commercial we fade to the backstage area. We see The Ace walking towards AJ Phoenix and Steve Awesome as they prepare for their match.}
Steve Awesome: What do you want?
The Ace: Look.. I know we've had our run-ins, but why I'm here is way more important than me and you.
AJ Phoenix: Shoot.
The Ace: I'm looking at how things are changing around here, and despite the fact they really don't effect me… it's starting to catch my eye… it's sickening really.
Steve Awesome: No joke, anybody with a bit of decency in them can tell that.
AJ Phoenix: I gotta say…. Your "taking Notice" may have came a bit too late… they've already taken over, you couldn't step up sooner?
The Ace: I'm sorry.. all I could think about was getting my hands on Steve… I couldn't see the place falling around me… but I'm here now to get something going.
AJ Phoenix: Thanks for the support I guess.
The Ace: No, I've thought of a way that we might be able to reverse this.
Steve Awesome: Oh? How's that?
The Ace: There is somebody who just might be able to help nCw, might be able to save nCw from Kelly.
AJ Phoenix: Hmmmmm…
Steve Awesome: Interesting..
The Ace: Come with me… I'll tell you how about it before your match.
{The camera fades away as Ace, Awesome, and Phoenix walk into the Resistance's locker room together.}
{{COMMERCIAL BREAK}}
Eric Hardy: Well, for the people who might still be watching this "Revolution" mess… welcome back.
Willy Carter: Wow Eric… you just really can't let this go can you.. you're still getting paid…. Why complain?
Eric Hardy: Because this is ridiculous and it's a travesty! Kelly is running the good name of nCw into the ground!
Willy Carter: Sure thing Eric….
{"One Girl Revolution" begins to play as Kelly walks out to the string of boos. She walks down the ramp and heads towards the announce table.}
Eric Hardy: Oh great… what is she doing?
Willy Carter: Whatever she wants I guess… she is the boss.
{Kelly walks towards the table and sits down, putting on a head set.}
Willy Carter: Welcome to the table Ms. Fox.
Kelly Fox: Thanks boys… it's been a long time since I've been here, how've you been Eric?
Eric Hardy: Good until now.
Kelly Fox: Ahhh I figured you'd miss me, maybe you'll miss my signature on your paychecks? Huh?
Willy Carter: Well I hate to interrupt this happy reunion but I believe the match is getting ready to go.
{Revolution by Crematory plays as Adam and Falcon make their way out onto the ramp. The crowd is booing wildy as they make their way to the ring and enter. They stand on opposite corners holding out their arms, mocking the crowd as they boo.}
Eric Hardy: That's some reaction huh Kelly?
Kelly Fox: These fans are booing, but soon they'll see the light. The revolution is the best thing that could happen to nCw, they'll see soon.
{"Re-Education (Through Labor)" by Rise Against plays as Awesome and Phoenix make their way to the ring. The crowd is on their feet cheering for their two heros as Steve and AJ enter the ring.}
Kelly Fox: Well here we go, this should be a great match for nCw: Revolution's first show.
Willy Carter: Between these four men, they've held every title in nCw… what a match.
Eric Hardy: I'm just hoping Steve and AJ can kick the crap out of Adam and Falcon.
Kelly Fox: come on Eric…. Don't be so crass. Just sit back and enjoy this show.
{The match begins with AJ and Falcon starting off the action. Falcon charges at Phoenix and puts a knee in his stomach, Falcon keeps the knee there then spins around and kicks Phoenix in the back of the head sending him forward into the mat. Falcon jumps to his feet and as Phoenix gets back to his feet, Falcon grabs him by the arm and whips him hard into the corner where Adam stands. Adam grabs Phoenix's arms from behind and has him in a full Nelson. Falcon charges in and Adam lets go just for Falcon to hit a running splash. Phoenix comes staggering out of the corner as Falcon tags in Knite. Knite climbs to the top rope and when Phoenix stops and turns around he's met with a missle drop kick that puts him down to the mat. Knite covers 1….2… but Phoenix manages to get a shoulder off the mat. Knite grabs Phoenix by the hair and pulls him back to his feet where he runs him to the corner and bangs his head against the top turnbuckle. Knite slaps Falcon into the ring. Falcon climbs to the middle rope and gets in a sitting position on the top rope. Knite pulls AJ up and hits a scoop slam as Falcon leaps off the top and hits a leg drop. Adam leaves the ring and Falcon covers 1….2… but AJ again gets the shoulder up.}
Willy Carter: Phoenix is fighting for his life here, Falcon and Adam are working like a well oiled machine right now.
Kelly Fox: That AJ is a great wrestler… look at him go.
Eric Hardy: Why are you complimenting somebody who isn't in the Revolution?
Kelly Fox: Hardy… this war is over… haven't you been listening? There is no longer a "Age of the Revolution" and "nCw" we are merged as one, the ability of AJ phoenix will only help for nCw: Revolution to grow.
Eric Hardy: What a crock of sh**
Willy Carter: Easy now Eric…..
{Falcon brings Phoenix back to his feet where he AJ puts an elbow into the stomach of Falcon. He comes up with a punch but Falcon throws up his arm and blocks it, but can't block the kick that Phoenix puts in Falcon's gut. Phoenix grabs Falcon and puts him down with a DDT, and both men are down.}
Eric Hardy: Great move by Phoenix there…. Now he just needs to get a tag to Awesome.
Kelly Fox: Would be in his best interest to get Awesome back into this ring, I know that. They were on the ropes before now and can get back into this match.
Eric Hardy: Are you sure you don't want your team to cheat out another victory?
Willy Carter: Eric? Can't you let this drop?
{AJ begins to move as he crawls towards his corner and dives at Awesome and tags him into the ring. Awesome leaps into the ring just as Falcon pulls himself up Awesome takes a step and puts Falcon to the mat with a Jaw Breaker super kick! Awesome immediately covers 1…2… but Falcon throws an arm up. Awesome brings Falcon up and whips Falcon into the corner, Awesome charges and hits a running knee lift. Falcon stumbles out of the corner holding his chest and Awesome hits a hip toss that puts Falcon to the mat. Awesome runs and bounces off the ropes he comes back and hits a knee drop to the forehead of Falcon before covering again. 1…2… but again Falcon throws an arm up into the air. }
Eric Hardy: CRAP!
Kelly Fox: Wow.. when did Eric become so wound up?
Willy Carter: I don't think you know the half of it.
{Awesome gets to his feet and turns to possibly get AJ back into the ring when he's met with a clothesline from behind by Knite who has climbed into the ring! Adam quickly turns around and exits from the referee's warning. Falcon pulls himself up using the ropes. Awesome pushes himself off the mat but Falcon kicks him hard in the ribs. Awesome falls face first in pain. Falcon climbs the ropes again and waits, as Steve groggily pulls himself to his feet, Falcon leaps off with a flipping neckbreaker! Falcon again covers, 1….2… but again Steve gets the shoulder up to the surprise of the fans who begin to cheer wildly.}
Eric Hardy: YES YES YES!
Kelly Fox: Hardy, I'm beginning to think you're acting in a biased manner here?
Eric Hardy: Well no joke….
Kelly Fox: Wow…. Eric… I expected a little more professionalism from you…
Willy Carter: You were sadly mistaken I'm afraid.
Eric Hardy: Shut up Willy.
{Falcon slaps the mat before reaching down and pulling Awesome back to his feet. Awesome weakly tries to fight Falcon off but Falcon simply kicks him in the stomach. He takes Steve by the head and is going for an Aerial Spike, he lifts and Turns but Awesome fights it and Falcon can't hit the move, he puts Awesome down on his feet. Awesome shoves Falcon off of him and as Falcon charges back Awesome catches him and hits a Heart Attack! Both men are on the ground and the referee begins counting both men out!}
Eric Hardy: Get up Awesome! Get up!
Willy Carter: Both men are out, who can get up first and capitalize on this opportunity.
Eric Hardy: Hopefully Awesome.
{Falcon and Awesome both begin to stir as the count gets to five. Both men reach out and tag their partners into the ring. Knite and Phoenix charge at each other, Knite goes for a running forearm but Phoenix ducks under it and turns around, right into a mule kick from Knite. Knite grabs Phoenix and has him ready for a Knites of the Round but Phoenix drives the point of his elbow into the side of Knite's head. Adam takes a step back holding his head as Phoenix runs and bounces off the ropes as Adam raises back up Phoenix hits a B.W.A.N.! Phoenix throws an arm over Adam's chest. 1….2….3! Winner's Steve Awesome and AJ Phoenix!}
Eric Hardy: YES YES YES YES! How does that feel, seeing your boy just beat!
Kelly Fox: You know what Eric… with people like you around… we'll never accomplish our goals of peace
Eric Hardy: ….
Kelly Fox: You're fired…. Get out of my arena.
{The fans are cheering as Phoenix and Awesome have their arms raised in victory. }