
{nCw's Collision begins with Daughtry's “There and Back Again” and the intro video. The camera pans the arena of the screaming fans before focusing on Kelly and Hardy.}
Eric Hardy: Well fans we have a great night lined up for us, so how about we get straight to it.
Kely Fox: The two teams for the opening match are in the ring and ready to go.
Both Teams are already in the ring, as we make our way for this match to start off.
Cruise and Jason are starting it off for there team. As Cruise goes for a lock up, Jason is much smarter then that, as he ducks behind, hitting a forearm to the back, before grabbing Cruise from behind, who drops to his feet, grabbing Jason Ankle on the way down, taking him down, He goes for a front face lock, however Jason is quickly able to roll thru the attempt before back mounting Cruise, instead of going for any kind of hold, he just slaps the back of the head of Cruise, before posing!
Eric Hardy: Sexy Jason is always full of confidence is he not?
Kelly Fox: You can when you’re known as Sexy Jason.
Eric Hardy: Is that a hint of flattery in your voice Kelly?
Kelly Fox: Whatever, I’m already taken.
Cruise gets to his feet, not in the best of moods now, as he charges as Jason, before driving him into his teams corner, Cruise begins to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Jason, as Jake Kane is able to make a blind Tag while Cruise is driving his shoulders into the stomach of Jason, Cruise backs up, as Jake Kane slides into the ring and quickly rolls up Cruise, surprising him, but only getting a two.
Kelly Fox: The cousin of the Kane family is really showing he is quite the clever one in his Collision debut.
Eric Hardy: But it’s going to take more then that to beat Cruise.
Jake Kane goes for a headlock on Cruise, however Cruise just somewhat lifts him up, carrying him all the way to his own corner, before tagging in Karnage, Karnage grabs Kane who is still head locking Cruise, as the two Destruction Inc members hit a double back Suplex on Kane.
Eric Hardy: Nice Double Team there folks.
Kelly Fox: Yeah, Jake Kane is in Trouble.
Karnage pulls Kane up, and before hooking and dropping him with a Vertical Suplex, He picks Kane back up, and then lifts him into a Bear Hug. Kane screams before clapping his hands at the eats of Karnage, who begins to show signs of the move, before Kane hooks his head, driving him with DDT on the way down.
Eric Hardy: Nice counter there by Jake Kane
Kelly Fox: I guess even the lowest of the Kane family has a great chance of success here in nCw.
Karnage crawls back towards his corner and makes a tag to Cruise, as Jake makes the tag to Christian. Cruise charges in but is met with a kick to the midsection, before being taken down with a Bulldog, Christian then hits a standing moonsault on Cruise, before going for the cover, but Cruise powers out at barely a 2 count. Christian grabs Cruise head, and nails a forearm to the face, staggering Cruise, as Christian slides behind him, grabbing his head and driving him down with his “Warped” Old School Expulsion Move. Christian now climbs to the top rope, jumping off with a Moonsault!
Eric Hardy: Christian is going for a home run here.
Kelly Fox: I hope he crashes and burns.
Christian connects with only the canvas, as Cruise dives and Tag the Punisher, the entire other team begins running in now. As Punisher meets Jake Kane with a Right Hand, Sexy Jason meets the same fate as him; Christian is now up and is dropped with a Manhattan Drop, before getting drilled with a Cloth line. Jake Kane is now up and is grabbed and drops him with a Double Under hook Suplex. Punisher tags in Cruise, as Jason gets to his feet. Punisher dives at Sexy Jason taking him over the top rope to the outside with a Cloth line. Karnage is now up, and going at Jake Kane, Karnage goes for a Power bomb; however, Jake pushes his weight backwards, as the two of them go tumbling over the top rope to the outside, Huracanrana Style.
Kelly Fox: It’s getting Chaotic Right Now.
Eric Hardy: Isn’t that what nCw is all about?
Kelly Fox: Cruise is looking to Finish off Christian here!
Cruise is posed and waiting on Christian to get to his feet, finally he meets Kane with a kick to the stomach, before lifting him up, for a Cruise Missile, However Kane counters with a Tornado DDT in mid air!
Kelly Fox: I thought Cruise had it over with right there.
Christian wastes no time, picking Cruise up, going for the System Shock, but it’s blocked, as Cruise back drops him. Cruise grabs Christian going for a Vicious Power bomb, but Christian takes him over with a Huracanrana Pin, The Referee counts, One….Christian grabs the ropes…Two……Three!
Eric Hardy: Christian won it for his team!
Kelly Fox: Well he is the leader of the Empire isn’t he?
Eric Hardy: Guess that is a way to lead by Example.
Kelly Fox: Ugh….Let go to Commercial
{{Commercial Break}}
Eric Hardy: Kelly you know what time it is now?
Kelly Fox: Time for some stupid wedding between two people nobody gives a crap about?
Eric Hardy: Exactly... wait what? NO! Vertigo and his girl are about to express their love for each other, you should be more respectable.
Kelly Fox: I don't think so.
the lights in the arena black out and Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play as smoke drifts from the entrance ramp. a few seconds later a chain of explosions into blue mushroom clouds erupt down the sides of the ramp and through the smoke walks Vertigo holding a microphone and wearing a black shiny leather suit and eyeliner that drifts down from his eyes to his chin in barbed wire detail. he looks into the ring where theres a podium a white carpet and red roses taped to each turnbuckle. Vertigo cringes in disgust and raises the mike to his mouth*
Vertigo: cut my damn music!
the music stops*
Vertigo: what in the hell is this supposed to be? who do you think i am Terry Jacks? i demand whoever is running this show to fix this screwup immediately!
a few seconds later a crew of 20 men run down the ramp past Vertigo and begin to rearrange the decorations and Vertigo walks back behind the curtain as soon as the crew is gone the lights go back out and Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play again and Vertigo walks through the curtain again to the fans booing him. he just smiles and walks down the ramp. a fan throws a bag of skittles at Vertigo and he catches them and eats them all and yells "thanks!" to the fan as security hauls him off. Vertigo looks at the ring again which now has a red carpet a black podium with a upside down cross in the center and black roses taped to the turnbuckle Vertigo begins to talk again*
Vertigo: see? was that so damn hard?
Vertigo runs down the ramp and jumps into the ropeless ring and his music stops. he stands looking toward the entrance ramp*
all of a sudden a crappy rendition of here comes the bride begins to play from behind Vertigo. he turns around and sees a fat idiot on a keyboard and raises his mike again*
Vertigo: live band my ass! hey fat ass get out of here now! ladies and gentlemen.. i guess your just going to have to wait for me to get a real band here.
the man stops playing and stands up. Vertigo jumps out of the ring kicks him in the stomach and powerbombs him through the keyboard table*
Commercial Break*
Camera fades back in to Vertigo looking triumphant in the middle of the ring*
Vertigo: well i pulled some strings and it just so happens that the man who preforms my finance's entrance music was 10 miles away and had nothing to do. please welcome.. Rob Zombie!!
a curtain drops from on top of the nCw tron and the opening sound sample of living dead girl begins to play "Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead.. LIVING DEAD GIRL" lightning strikes the ramp and Zoya wearing a white dress skips down the ramp and tosses black rose petals in random directions until she reaches the bottom of the ramp and a fan screams "your the spawn of whores" into her face. she stares at him for a second and then throws the basket in his face and flips him off. Vertigo falls down in the ring and starts laughing hysterically. Zoya walks behind the ring and also begins to Look toward the ramp and Kira walks out holding black roses wearing a red wedding dress}
Vertigo: *so faint the camera hardly picks it up* holy hell..
Kira walks slowly down the ramp and climbs the ring steps and stands next to Vertigo. the crowd starts chanting "shes got herpes!" Kira grabs Vertigo's mike}
Kira: shut the hell up you losers! this is probably the closest you've ever gotten to a woman that you didnt have to inflate or pay 600 dollars a hour!
Vertigo grabs a different mike*
Vertigo: wait.. where the hell is the priest!? oh damn it i have to do everything myself!
Vertigo takes out a cell phone and hits a speed dial button*
*Commercial Break*
*Camera fades back in*
Vertigo:damn how far can coincidences go?! please welcome the high priest of satanism.. Marilyn Manson!
*Marilyn Manson comes out from the curtain dressed as the pope and walks down the ramp into the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd*
Vertigo: ratings just skyrocketed!
Kira: how the hell did you.. im not even going to ask
*Manson walks onto the podium and turns on the mike*
Marilyn: welcome one and all.. we are gathered here today to join Vertigo and Kira in a unholy bond of epic proportions. lets just skip all that formal bulls**t and get straight to the vows. Vertigo get your ass in gear.
*Vertigo takes out a small piece of paper*
Vertigo: EHM, i vow.. to kick ass.
Marilyn: how moving. Kira your turn.
*Kira looks at a long list she had in her dress*
Kira: screw it
*she throws the list out of the ring*
Kira: i vow to kick ass and spend all your money.
Marilyn: alright.. if there are any objections as to why these two should not spend every day of their foreseeable future together speak now or porever hold his peni..
*Manson is cut off by a drunken voice slurring "I Object!!" Moses
the camera man stumbles out of the curtain holding a empty bottle of vodka*
Moses: Kirah I Luhve Youh
Vertigo: what the..
Kira: hell..
Vertigo & Kira: get the hell out of here moses!
Moses: ahlright
*moses walks back through the curtain and Marilyn continues*
Marilyn: alright this is too freaky even for me. Vertigo do you take this bitch for your 24/7 sex machine?
Vertigo: i do
Marilyn:and Kira do you take this psychopath as your main source of money and to blueball him at every given opportunity
Kira: i do
Marilyn: that was unexpected.. well by the power invested in me by hell i pronounce you man and wife. you may now kiss the bride and then take her to a cheap motel room and have mad panda sex.
Vertigo and Kira hold each other and kiss*
Marilyn: you owe me.. jackass
Vertigo carries Kira up the ramp and through the curtain closely followed by Zoya*
{{Commercial Break}}
Eric Hardy: I don't know what that was but.... ok
Kelly Fox: How about we just get to the next match
Eric Hardy: I concur.
Shaun Wilson is already in the ring, As The X-Division Champion, Reckless Jack makes his way out, taunting everyone who can see him with his X-Division Championship, as he makes his way to the ring.
Eric Hardy: Here we go, the first X-Division Championship Match since Jack won the title.
The Bell is finally about the ring, when all of a sudden, the Arena goes dark, when all of a sudden. A voice echoes thru the Arena.
1500 Years Ago, You Knew The Earth Was The Center Of The Universe.
Eric Hardy: Why does he have to come out here?
500 Years Ago, Everyone knew the Earth Was Square.
Kelly Fox: Hopefully to take you out, so I don’t have to listen to you anymore tonight.
15 Minutes Ago, You knew you were all alone.
Eric Hardy: I wish we would be left alone.
Imagine, What You’re Know Tomorrow!
Final Countdown hits over the Speakers. The crowd itself begins to sing the words to the song.
We’re leaving together, but it’s still farewell, And maybe we’re come back, To Earth who can Tell?
It’s The Final Countdown!
Trent Helms makes his way to the ring, the camera pans around, noticing a few of the fans, have already taken a liking to Helms antics, as you see signs including, Take Me To Your Leader, We Come in Peace, even a few Sci-Fi geeks with a homemade UFO on there head. He just makes his way to the ring, Neon Green Fur Coat, and Bright Orange Jeans, and sits down next to Kelly Fox and Eric Hardy.
Kelly Fox: About time we got some intelligent life at the commentary table.
Eric Hardy: I say the same thing, everyday I have to work with you Kelly.
Trent Helms: Greeting Primates, You are proberly wondering why I am even out here, let me explain this to you, I’m a superior being, so I answer to no one.
Jack and Wilson tie up, and Jack immediately takes him down with a Headlock, Wilson counters with a leg scissors, Jack kips up, going for a Single Leg Crab, however Wilson rolls thru, getting to his feet, Jack nails a forearm, who Wilson replies back with a kick to the midsection, Wilson springs Jack off the ropes, who comes back with a Flying Dropkick, Wilson gets back up, as Jack whips him off the ropes, as Wilson comes back with a Springboard Elbow, the two men get up and have a stare down.
Eric Hardy: Impressive set of back and forth action there.
Trent Helms: By Human Standards.
Kelly Fox: So, if Wilson beats Jack for the title tonight, rumor going around is that we’re be having a three way dance next Sunday.
Trent Helms: 3 Way Dance?
Eric Hardy: That is correct.
Trent Helms: They can dance if they want to, they can leave they friends behind.
Eric Hardy: He’s not seriously going to start singing that song is he?
Kelly Fox: Of course he is.
Trent Helms: Because if they don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then there no friends of mine.
Jack nails a quick kick to the midsection before nailing a chop to the neck, before hitting a Neckbreaker, taking down Wilson, Jack then quickly drops a knee into the back of the neck. He pulls Wilson up to his feet, who counters, nailing a neckbreaker of his own, before pulling Jack to his feet.
Trent Helms: Safety Dance!
Kelly Fox: Please Cut his mic.
(The production team does as Kelly asks)
Wilson Irish whips Jack into the Corner, then rocks him with a cloth line. Wilson backs up to the other turnbuckle, and then lets out a Yell before charging in, diving into the Air with both Knees towards Jack with the Hurtz Doesn’t It? However Jack quickly rolls out of the way, as Wilson goes Knees First into the Turnbuckle; Jack then takes him over with a Bridging German Suplex.
Kelly Fox: Jack had that move well scouted, properly from his scouting on his match next week at the Pay Per View against Helms, who uses the same move, to set up his divesting Final Flash.
Eric Hardy: I think Trent Helms is the last thing on Jacks mind right now.
The Referee drops into position. One….Two….Wilson kicks out, He climbs to his feet, which Jack just kicks him in the back of the neck, possibly focusing on it, He then grabs both arms of Wilson, and uses them to choke Wilson with his own arms. The Referee begins his count, Jack breaks it up at about 4, He then drops a knee into the back of the neck of Wilson.
Eric Hardy: Jack, is going to pick apart the neck of Wilson.
Jack picks Wilson up and goes for a Neck Breaker, however Wilson fights out of it, then leaps up to Huracanrana Jack, however Jack simply just Power bombs him to the Turnbuckle, before charging it, but is met with a two foot to the face, before Wilson drives him down with a Spinning Neck Breaker, he then jumps up, springs off the turnbuckle, driving his body thru the X-Division Champion with a Split Legged Corkscrew Moonsault, He goes for the cover…One….Two….Jack grabs the bottom rope.
Kelly Fox: Amazing move by Wilson there.
Eric Hardy: Not too many people could pull that off.
Kelly Fox: I could.
Eric Hardy: Please!
Wilson sensing he is close to gaining the X-Division Championship, climbs to the top rope, hoping to put Jack away, however Jack quickly jumps up and shakes the ropes, as Shaun falls down straddling the top rope, Jack climbs up, as Wilson begins to regain his bearings, and fires off a series of back elbows, however Jack nails a couple of Forearms to the back, the two continue to exchange blows, however the blows to the back of the neck of the challenger.