Date: December 9th, 2007
Location: Palace of Auburn Hills; Detroit, Michigan
Main Event: John Anthony vs. Spike Kane vs. Phillip Burns
Notes: What suprises will the last Collision before Metamorphosis hold?
Commentators: Eric Hardy, Kelly Fox

{nCw's Collision begins with Daughtry's “There and Back Again” and the intro video. The camera pans the arena of the screaming fans before focusing on Kelly and Hardy.}

Eric Hardy: Well fans we have a great night lined up for us, so how about we get straight to it.

Kely Fox: The two teams for the opening match are in the ring and ready to go.

Both Teams are already in the ring, as we make our way for this match to start off.

Cruise and Jason are starting it off for there team. As Cruise goes for a lock up, Jason is much smarter then that, as he ducks behind, hitting a forearm to the back, before grabbing Cruise from behind, who drops to his feet, grabbing Jason Ankle on the way down, taking him down, He goes for a front face lock, however Jason is quickly able to roll thru the attempt before back mounting Cruise, instead of going for any kind of hold, he just slaps the back of the head of Cruise, before posing!

Eric Hardy: Sexy Jason is always full of confidence is he not?

Kelly Fox: You can when you’re known as Sexy Jason.

Eric Hardy: Is that a hint of flattery in your voice Kelly?

Kelly Fox: Whatever, I’m already taken.

Cruise gets to his feet, not in the best of moods now, as he charges as Jason, before driving him into his teams corner, Cruise begins to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Jason, as Jake Kane is able to make a blind Tag while Cruise is driving his shoulders into the stomach of Jason, Cruise backs up, as Jake Kane slides into the ring and quickly rolls up Cruise, surprising him, but only getting a two.

Kelly Fox: The cousin of the Kane family is really showing he is quite the clever one in his Collision debut.

Eric Hardy: But it’s going to take more then that to beat Cruise.

Jake Kane goes for a headlock on Cruise, however Cruise just somewhat lifts him up, carrying him all the way to his own corner, before tagging in Karnage, Karnage grabs Kane who is still head locking Cruise, as the two Destruction Inc members hit a double back Suplex on Kane.

Eric Hardy: Nice Double Team there folks.

Kelly Fox: Yeah, Jake Kane is in Trouble.

Karnage pulls Kane up, and before hooking and dropping him with a Vertical Suplex, He picks Kane back up, and then lifts him into a Bear Hug. Kane screams before clapping his hands at the eats of Karnage, who begins to show signs of the move, before Kane hooks his head, driving him with DDT on the way down.

Eric Hardy: Nice counter there by Jake Kane

Kelly Fox: I guess even the lowest of the Kane family has a great chance of success here in nCw.

Karnage crawls back towards his corner and makes a tag to Cruise, as Jake makes the tag to Christian. Cruise charges in but is met with a kick to the midsection, before being taken down with a Bulldog, Christian then hits a standing moonsault on Cruise, before going for the cover, but Cruise powers out at barely a 2 count. Christian grabs Cruise head, and nails a forearm to the face, staggering Cruise, as Christian slides behind him, grabbing his head and driving him down with his “Warped” Old School Expulsion Move. Christian now climbs to the top rope, jumping off with a Moonsault!

Eric Hardy: Christian is going for a home run here.

Kelly Fox: I hope he crashes and burns.

Christian connects with only the canvas, as Cruise dives and Tag the Punisher, the entire other team begins running in now. As Punisher meets Jake Kane with a Right Hand, Sexy Jason meets the same fate as him; Christian is now up and is dropped with a Manhattan Drop, before getting drilled with a Cloth line. Jake Kane is now up and is grabbed and drops him with a Double Under hook Suplex. Punisher tags in Cruise, as Jason gets to his feet. Punisher dives at Sexy Jason taking him over the top rope to the outside with a Cloth line. Karnage is now up, and going at Jake Kane, Karnage goes for a Power bomb; however, Jake pushes his weight backwards, as the two of them go tumbling over the top rope to the outside, Huracanrana Style.

Kelly Fox: It’s getting Chaotic Right Now.

Eric Hardy: Isn’t that what nCw is all about?

Kelly Fox: Cruise is looking to Finish off Christian here!

Cruise is posed and waiting on Christian to get to his feet, finally he meets Kane with a kick to the stomach, before lifting him up, for a Cruise Missile, However Kane counters with a Tornado DDT in mid air!

Kelly Fox: I thought Cruise had it over with right there.

Christian wastes no time, picking Cruise up, going for the System Shock, but it’s blocked, as Cruise back drops him. Cruise grabs Christian going for a Vicious Power bomb, but Christian takes him over with a Huracanrana Pin, The Referee counts, One….Christian grabs the ropes…Two……Three!

Eric Hardy: Christian won it for his team!

Kelly Fox: Well he is the leader of the Empire isn’t he?

Eric Hardy: Guess that is a way to lead by Example.

Kelly Fox: Ugh….Let go to Commercial

{{Commercial Break}}

Eric Hardy: Kelly you know what time it is now?

Kelly Fox: Time for some stupid wedding between two people nobody gives a crap about?

Eric Hardy: Exactly... wait what? NO! Vertigo and his girl are about to express their love for each other, you should be more respectable.

Kelly Fox: I don't think so.

the lights in the arena black out and Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play as smoke drifts from the entrance ramp. a few seconds later a chain of explosions into blue mushroom clouds erupt down the sides of the ramp and through the smoke walks Vertigo holding a microphone and wearing a black shiny leather suit and eyeliner that drifts down from his eyes to his chin in barbed wire detail. he looks into the ring where theres a podium a white carpet and red roses taped to each turnbuckle. Vertigo cringes in disgust and raises the mike to his mouth*

Vertigo: cut my damn music!

the music stops*

Vertigo: what in the hell is this supposed to be? who do you think i am Terry Jacks? i demand whoever is running this show to fix this screwup immediately!

a few seconds later a crew of 20 men run down the ramp past Vertigo and begin to rearrange the decorations and Vertigo walks back behind the curtain as soon as the crew is gone the lights go back out and Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play again and Vertigo walks through the curtain again to the fans booing him. he just smiles and walks down the ramp. a fan throws a bag of skittles at Vertigo and he catches them and eats them all and yells "thanks!" to the fan as security hauls him off. Vertigo looks at the ring again which now has a red carpet a black podium with a upside down cross in the center and black roses taped to the turnbuckle Vertigo begins to talk again*

Vertigo: see? was that so damn hard?

Vertigo runs down the ramp and jumps into the ropeless ring and his music stops. he stands looking toward the entrance ramp*

all of a sudden a crappy rendition of here comes the bride begins to play from behind Vertigo. he turns around and sees a fat idiot on a keyboard and raises his mike again*

Vertigo: live band my ass! hey fat ass get out of here now! ladies and gentlemen.. i guess your just going to have to wait for me to get a real band here.

the man stops playing and stands up. Vertigo jumps out of the ring kicks him in the stomach and powerbombs him through the keyboard table*

Commercial Break*

Camera fades back in to Vertigo looking triumphant in the middle of the ring*

Vertigo: well i pulled some strings and it just so happens that the man who preforms my finance's entrance music was 10 miles away and had nothing to do. please welcome.. Rob Zombie!!

a curtain drops from on top of the nCw tron and the opening sound sample of living dead girl begins to play "Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead.. LIVING DEAD GIRL" lightning strikes the ramp and Zoya wearing a white dress skips down the ramp and tosses black rose petals in random directions until she reaches the bottom of the ramp and a fan screams "your the spawn of whores" into her face. she stares at him for a second and then throws the basket in his face and flips him off. Vertigo falls down in the ring and starts laughing hysterically. Zoya walks behind the ring and also begins to Look toward the ramp and Kira walks out holding black roses wearing a red wedding dress}

Vertigo: *so faint the camera hardly picks it up* holy hell..

Kira walks slowly down the ramp and climbs the ring steps and stands next to Vertigo. the crowd starts chanting "shes got herpes!" Kira grabs Vertigo's mike}

Kira: shut the hell up you losers! this is probably the closest you've ever gotten to a woman that you didnt have to inflate or pay 600 dollars a hour!

Vertigo grabs a different mike*

Vertigo: wait.. where the hell is the priest!? oh damn it i have to do everything myself!

Vertigo takes out a cell phone and hits a speed dial button*

*Commercial Break*

*Camera fades back in*

Vertigo:damn how far can coincidences go?! please welcome the high priest of satanism.. Marilyn Manson!

*Marilyn Manson comes out from the curtain dressed as the pope and walks down the ramp into the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd*

Vertigo: ratings just skyrocketed!

Kira: how the hell did you.. im not even going to ask

*Manson walks onto the podium and turns on the mike*

Marilyn: welcome one and all.. we are gathered here today to join Vertigo and Kira in a unholy bond of epic proportions. lets just skip all that formal bulls**t and get straight to the vows. Vertigo get your ass in gear.

*Vertigo takes out a small piece of paper*

Vertigo: EHM, i vow.. to kick ass.

Marilyn: how moving. Kira your turn.

*Kira looks at a long list she had in her dress*

Kira: screw it *she throws the list out of the ring*

Kira: i vow to kick ass and spend all your money.

Marilyn: alright.. if there are any objections as to why these two should not spend every day of their foreseeable future together speak now or porever hold his peni..

*Manson is cut off by a drunken voice slurring "I Object!!" Moses the camera man stumbles out of the curtain holding a empty bottle of vodka*

Moses: Kirah I Luhve Youh

Vertigo: what the..

Kira: hell..

Vertigo & Kira: get the hell out of here moses!

Moses: ahlright

*moses walks back through the curtain and Marilyn continues*

Marilyn: alright this is too freaky even for me. Vertigo do you take this bitch for your 24/7 sex machine?

Vertigo: i do

Marilyn:and Kira do you take this psychopath as your main source of money and to blueball him at every given opportunity

Kira: i do Marilyn: that was unexpected.. well by the power invested in me by hell i pronounce you man and wife. you may now kiss the bride and then take her to a cheap motel room and have mad panda sex.

Vertigo and Kira hold each other and kiss*

Marilyn: you owe me.. jackass

Vertigo carries Kira up the ramp and through the curtain closely followed by Zoya*

{{Commercial Break}}

Eric Hardy: I don't know what that was but.... ok

Kelly Fox: How about we just get to the next match

Eric Hardy: I concur.

Shaun Wilson is already in the ring, As The X-Division Champion, Reckless Jack makes his way out, taunting everyone who can see him with his X-Division Championship, as he makes his way to the ring.

Eric Hardy: Here we go, the first X-Division Championship Match since Jack won the title.

The Bell is finally about the ring, when all of a sudden, the Arena goes dark, when all of a sudden. A voice echoes thru the Arena.

1500 Years Ago, You Knew The Earth Was The Center Of The Universe.

Eric Hardy: Why does he have to come out here?

500 Years Ago, Everyone knew the Earth Was Square.

Kelly Fox: Hopefully to take you out, so I don’t have to listen to you anymore tonight.

15 Minutes Ago, You knew you were all alone.

Eric Hardy: I wish we would be left alone.

Imagine, What You’re Know Tomorrow!

Final Countdown hits over the Speakers. The crowd itself begins to sing the words to the song.

We’re leaving together, but it’s still farewell, And maybe we’re come back, To Earth who can Tell?

It’s The Final Countdown!

Trent Helms makes his way to the ring, the camera pans around, noticing a few of the fans, have already taken a liking to Helms antics, as you see signs including, Take Me To Your Leader, We Come in Peace, even a few Sci-Fi geeks with a homemade UFO on there head. He just makes his way to the ring, Neon Green Fur Coat, and Bright Orange Jeans, and sits down next to Kelly Fox and Eric Hardy.

Kelly Fox: About time we got some intelligent life at the commentary table.

Eric Hardy: I say the same thing, everyday I have to work with you Kelly.

Trent Helms: Greeting Primates, You are proberly wondering why I am even out here, let me explain this to you, I’m a superior being, so I answer to no one.

Jack and Wilson tie up, and Jack immediately takes him down with a Headlock, Wilson counters with a leg scissors, Jack kips up, going for a Single Leg Crab, however Wilson rolls thru, getting to his feet, Jack nails a forearm, who Wilson replies back with a kick to the midsection, Wilson springs Jack off the ropes, who comes back with a Flying Dropkick, Wilson gets back up, as Jack whips him off the ropes, as Wilson comes back with a Springboard Elbow, the two men get up and have a stare down.

Eric Hardy: Impressive set of back and forth action there.

Trent Helms: By Human Standards.

Kelly Fox: So, if Wilson beats Jack for the title tonight, rumor going around is that we’re be having a three way dance next Sunday.

Trent Helms: 3 Way Dance?

Eric Hardy: That is correct.

Trent Helms: They can dance if they want to, they can leave they friends behind.

Eric Hardy: He’s not seriously going to start singing that song is he?

Kelly Fox: Of course he is.

Trent Helms: Because if they don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then there no friends of mine.

Jack nails a quick kick to the midsection before nailing a chop to the neck, before hitting a Neckbreaker, taking down Wilson, Jack then quickly drops a knee into the back of the neck. He pulls Wilson up to his feet, who counters, nailing a neckbreaker of his own, before pulling Jack to his feet.

Trent Helms: Safety Dance!

Kelly Fox: Please Cut his mic.

(The production team does as Kelly asks)

Wilson Irish whips Jack into the Corner, then rocks him with a cloth line. Wilson backs up to the other turnbuckle, and then lets out a Yell before charging in, diving into the Air with both Knees towards Jack with the Hurtz Doesn’t It? However Jack quickly rolls out of the way, as Wilson goes Knees First into the Turnbuckle; Jack then takes him over with a Bridging German Suplex.

Kelly Fox: Jack had that move well scouted, properly from his scouting on his match next week at the Pay Per View against Helms, who uses the same move, to set up his divesting Final Flash.

Eric Hardy: I think Trent Helms is the last thing on Jacks mind right now.

The Referee drops into position. One….Two….Wilson kicks out, He climbs to his feet, which Jack just kicks him in the back of the neck, possibly focusing on it, He then grabs both arms of Wilson, and uses them to choke Wilson with his own arms. The Referee begins his count, Jack breaks it up at about 4, He then drops a knee into the back of the neck of Wilson.

Eric Hardy: Jack, is going to pick apart the neck of Wilson.

Jack picks Wilson up and goes for a Neck Breaker, however Wilson fights out of it, then leaps up to Huracanrana Jack, however Jack simply just Power bombs him to the Turnbuckle, before charging it, but is met with a two foot to the face, before Wilson drives him down with a Spinning Neck Breaker, he then jumps up, springs off the turnbuckle, driving his body thru the X-Division Champion with a Split Legged Corkscrew Moonsault, He goes for the cover…One….Two….Jack grabs the bottom rope.

Kelly Fox: Amazing move by Wilson there.

Eric Hardy: Not too many people could pull that off.

Kelly Fox: I could.

Eric Hardy: Please!

Wilson sensing he is close to gaining the X-Division Championship, climbs to the top rope, hoping to put Jack away, however Jack quickly jumps up and shakes the ropes, as Shaun falls down straddling the top rope, Jack climbs up, as Wilson begins to regain his bearings, and fires off a series of back elbows, however Jack nails a couple of Forearms to the back, the two continue to exchange blows, however the blows to the back of the neck of the challenger.

Eric Hardy: The X-Division Champion is gaining the advantage, this is going to be bad for Wilson.

Kelly Fox: He’s in the Empire, things can’t get much worse.

Jack slides Wilson Arm around his own neck, and goes to Belly to Back Him back into the ring, However at the last possible second, Wilson shifts his body weight and comes down on top of Jack with a modified Cross Body…The Referee slides into position.

Kelly Fox: I didn’t see that coming.

Eric Hardy: We’re going to have a new champion! One…..Two……Thr….Jack is able to kick out at the last possible second.

Eric Hardy: I seriously thought it was over right there!

Wilson gets to his feet first, but is leveled by a Leg Lariat by a rising Jack, who then picks up Wilson and goes for a Discus Lariat, No Wilson ducks under and quickly rolls up the X-Division Champion, One….Two….Jack kicks out, Jack is getting frustrated and goes for a Savate Kick, but misses, Wilson takes him over with a Backslide….One…..Two…..Kickout again by Jack.

Eric Hardy: Wilson is really taking it to the champion!

Kelly Fox: Doesn’t matter until he gets the pinfall!

Wilson picks up Jack, who counters with a kick to the midsection, then lifts him up onto his shoulders looking for Gun In Hand, however Wilson quickly adjusts catching the champion in a Victory Roll, One….Two….Kickout again by Jack!

Kelly Fox: How many times is Wilson going to stay one step ahead of the champion?

Wilson knowing he is throwing everything he has at Jack, grabs his opponent head and goes for a Asai DDT. Jack then goes behind, blocking the move and goes for his trademark Kawada Kicks, however it misses the back, as Wilson slides down, brining his legs around Jack into a Pin…One….Two…Kickout

Kelly Fox: What was Wilson thinking going for my signature move!

Eric Hardy: Well regardless, Wilson may be about to capture the X-Division Championship at At Any Given Moment.

Kelly Fox: That’s my line!

Wilson finally grabs Jack and takes him down with a DDT, knowing that the momutum is in his favor, as he cockily climbs to the Top Rope, He Yells, Best Frogsplash….EVER!!!!

Trent Helms: I could pull off a better frogsplash then anything this Primate could ever do.

Kelly Fox: I bet he couldn’t even attempt to pull off the 900 Pheonix Splash could he?

Wilson dives off going for the Frogsplash, It connects with the Canvas, as Jack rolls out of the way, he quickly nailings a Shining Black on Wilson, before lifting him up, into the Packaged Piledriver Position, before spiking him down with the Reckless Killing.

Eric Hardy: Wilson had the match in hand, One Mistake was all it took for Jack to capitalize.

Jack rolls into a pin, this one is acemdic from here, One….Two…..Three, Jack retains the X-Division Championship. Kelly Fox: Reckless Jack retains, that mean, The Silver Surfer next to me can finally leave.

Reckless Jack is given his X-Division Championship, as Trent Helms finally drops his headset and heads to the ring. Jack sees this and prepares for whatever Helms may try to throw at him, the two then appear face to face.

Kelly Fox: Here we go, the first meeting of Human versus…..

Eric Hardy: Human?

Kelly Fox: I was going to say Superior Being.

Jack and Helms are both face to face, neither man making the first move, as they stand face to face with each other, Shaun Wilson finally begins to stire and get to his feet. Jack and Helms both turn, and bulrush the dizzy Wilson, not so much working together, but trying to eliminate him. They hit a Enzuguri/Spining Heel Kick combo, taking him down, before focusing the attention back to each other. The Referee in the ring, steps in between them, as Secruity rushes the ring, to separate the two of them, before anything can go down.

Eric Hardy: Good thing Sercuity stepped in, I figured things were going to get ugly.

Kelly Fox: Let’s go to commercial.

{{Commercial Break}}

{The lights blackout and everything goes completely silent. after 10 seconds voodoo by godsmack erupts from the speakers "I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins. Never did I wanna be here again, And I don't remember why I came" the guitar starts playing and a deep fog seeps from the top of the ramp and the lights turn deep purple "Candles raise my desire, Why I'm so far away.No more meaning to my life, No more reason to stay." the fans all stand up and start cheering holding up signs most are hate signs and some boos rise over the cheers. "Freezing, feeling,Breathe in, breathe in...Im coming back again" bright blue flames explode in a chain down the entrance ramp and Vertigo walks through the fog holding a kendo stick. he raises the stick in the air reminiscent of the sandman and Duke Charleston runs out from behind him and raises both arms wile Kira walks by him down the ramp Vertigo drops to his chest and crawls the rest of the way down the ramp. Vertigo walks by some fans and sees a younger kid in the front row. he approaches him with his hand out like he wants a high five but at the last second pulls it back and screams at the kid making him cry making Duke burst into laughter. Vertigo laughs and slides into the ring and Duke climbs over the ropes wile Kira climbs the steel steps and climbs in between the top and middle ropes. "Demons dreaming, Breathe in, breathe in... I'm coming back again" Vertigo climbs to the top rope and raises two arms in the air and screams. then he drops down and walks to the center of the ring and picks up Kira and she raises the kendo stick in the air and Duke points to them causing green,purple and red flame pyro to shoot behind them. "Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo" Vertigo climbs onto the middle rope facing the entrance ramp and awaits his opponent and wile Kira slides out of the ring and hops the barrier to her reserved seat Duke takes off Vertigo's trench coat and begins to talk strategy with him }

Kelly Fox: I do believe we're moments away from The Dude defending his Xtreme Title!

Eric Hardy: Indeed Kelly, and what a match this promises to be.

{''Ladies and Gentleman'' by Saliva. scream out of the speakers, as Davey emerges from the back. A mixed reaction comes toward him, though he plainly smiles. He walks down the ramp looking at the fans. He goes to the ringside fans and offers to sign autographs, some take his offer, some don't. After a minute of autographs he turns his attention to the ring and walks onto the apron via stairs. He climbs into the ring and waves to the fans to once more hear their mixed reaction of him. }

Eric Hardy: I tell you what, you can take the limelight away from Ortega, but you can't take Ortega from the limelight.

Kelly Fox: .....ok....

{With everything set the bell rings and the two men charge at each other. Vertigo goes for a lock up, but Davey slips behind him locking his wrists around Vertigo's waist. Ortega lifts up Vertigo and nails an atomic drop. Vertigo clutches his lower back for a second before turning around as Davey comes for a clothesline. Vertigo drops to the mat and takes Davey down with a drop toe hold. Vertigo then slides across Daveys back and slaps him across the back of the head. Vertigo is on his feet smirking as Davey gets back to his feet, moderatly angry.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like Vertigo is going into this one very confidently

Kelly Fox: That will be his down fall Hardy.

{Davey smirks a little as the two move forward for another lock up, however Davey simply field goal kicks Vertigo right in the crown jewels. Vertigo gives a look that almost says “why?” whilst Davey taps the side of his forehead. The crowd are mixed between boo's, cheers and laughter. Davey then lifts up Vertigo's leg and locks in a single leg crab, but not for very long before Vertigo manages to manouvre himself around and roll Davey up for a pin. 1.......2-kickout!}

Kelly Fox: What!? Where the hell did that little creep pull that from?

{In the ring Ortega is on his feet, pissed once more. Vertigo turns cockily right into a brutal clothesline from Davey Ortega, all sense of sportsmanship thown out of the window. Davey slides out of the ring and Vertigo's manager Duke Charleston moves out of the way. Davey lifts up the ring apron and begins to pull weapons from underneath the ring, 2 x 4's, steel chairs, a table...and finally a board covered in barbed wire. Davey lifts it up and places it so that it balances between the ring apron and the security barrier. Davey turns around as Vertigo flies over the ropes with a vaulting body press taking the “Genius Macobrian” down to the floor hard.}

Eric Hardy: It looked like the Xtreme Champion was trying to set something up there Kelly, but Vertigo was having none of it.

Kelly Fox: Curse that Dirtmurder.

Eric Hardy: Dirtmu>b>rder!

Kelly Fox: God...if you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

{Back at ringside, Vertigo has a trash can in his hands. He nails Ortega in the head with it before placing it behind him. He hooks Davey and nails a fishermans suplex, forcing Davey to land square on top of the trash can. Davey writhes in pain as Vertigo goes to pick up a steel chair. As vertigo reuturns Davey is on his feet. Vertigo swings, but Davey ducks, forcing Vertigo to collide with the ring post. Vertigo cries out as the vibrations hurt his hand before Davey hooks him with a huge german suplex onto the partly crushed trash can! The crowd roar their approaval as Davey rests on one knee whilst Vertigo clutches his back once more.}

Kelly Fox: This match is awesome, look at The Dude go!

Davey climbs back to his feet and drags Vertigo back too. He rolls Dirtmurder into the ring and slides in after him. He then drags Vertigo back to his feet before “The Outcast” hits him in the gut and rolls him up in a small package. The ref counts.....1......2-kickout! Vertigo slams the mat as he gets to his feet, followed by Davey Ortega's. The two men lock eyes and begin to pace the ring. Finally the lock up and a test of strength ensues. Davey gets the better of Vertigo, but Vertigo reverses it into an amrdrag sending Davey halfway across the ring. Davey is right back to his feet and is met with a front dropkick from Vertigo Dirtmurder. Davey falls back into the turnbuckle and Vertigo rolls to his feet, before flipping Davey into the tree of woe as Duke slides a steel chair into Vertigo. Vertigo walks around the ring with the steel chair and charges from the opposite turnbuckle and jumps with tremendous hangtime sliding the steel chair infront of his feet at the last second aiming for Davey's face, but nobodies home!! Davey lifted himself up at the last second. Vertigo rolls backwards in pain as Davey looks over his shoulder a mad glint in his eye as he dives off with a huge moonsault. He covers for the pin....1........2...-kickout!!}

Eric Hardy: I'll tell you one thing Kelly, Vertigo Dirtmurder is one tough s.o.b.!

Kelly Fox: Please, could you remove your head from Dirtmonger's ass for five seconds? Or does it have to be surgicly done?

{Davey looks a little shocked as he stands over Vertigo, but not as shocked as when he looks up to the stage area and we can see the World Heavyweight Champion, Spike Kane staring down at Davey, smirking. The crowd boo at Spike as Vertigo begins to regain his composure. He catches Davey unaware with a roll up pin and lifts his legs up onto the ropes. The ref counts...1.......2......3!! No...wait! NO! The ref saw the foot on the ropes! He cancels the three count and Vertigo is furious. Davey Ortega punches him in the jaw as Spike Kane walks to ringside. Davey whips Vertigo off the ropes and on the return he hooks a standing armbar on poor Vertigo. Davey walks over to the ropes and climbs over the top rope still twisting Vertigo's arm. Davey then pulls Vertigo into a lock up over the ropes. Davey lifts Vertigo going for a suplex over and out onto the barbed wire board...but Spike Kane out of nowhere nails Davey with a low blow!}

Kelly Fox: Come on! As if screwing Davey over once wasn't enough!

{Vertigo drops to the mat to recouperate as Spike climbs up onto the apron. He hooks Davey and lifts him up...stepping off towards the board with a ...SPIKE IMPAILER!}

Eric Hardy: My god!!...Spike just killed Davey Ortega!

Spike pulls himself free from the little barbed wire he caught himself on and drags Davey carelessley out of his. Ortega is bleeding from the arms, back and face as Spike rolls him into the ring. Vertigo looks confused but lifts up Davey anyway. He stands there as Davey slowly drifts into unconscious before nailing the Pulse of the Maggot. Vertigo covers......1........2.......3!!}

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner...AND NEW nCw Xtreme Champio-

{The announcer is cut short, as the ref hands Vertigo to title, Spike superkicks Vertigo right into the announcer. Spike snatches the mic from the announcer, as Duke helps Vertigo out of the ring. Spike stands over Davey's blood carcass.}

Spike Kane: “Davey Davey Davey...you certainly have a way with words don't you? It's a shame you don't have the ability to back them up, or even have Sack of Sh*t out here to physically back you up right now. Let me make this plain and simple Ortega...you wanna shot at me? You. Want. Title. Match? Well...you got yourself one buddy.

{The crowd errupt with cheers.}

Spike Kane: “But no ordinary match no...it's not that easy Davey. You were the Xtreme Champion, something you liked to boast about...but now, because of the God of Xtreme himself...you are not! So Davey...we're going to take a little trip to Hellview next week at Metamorphosis...we're going to visit a place where Spike Kane has reigned supreme a place the nCw has yet to see....we will be fighting Davey, for the nCw World Heavyweight Championship...in my own creation...in...THE DRAGON'S DEN!!”

{The crowd go absolutley bonkers, especially those that actually know what the Dragon's Den. Those that don't? Including you reading this? Well you'll have to tune in to a Spike Kane ppv promo....as Spike drops the mic onto Davey, Avenged Sevenfolds “The Wicked End” hits the pa system and Spike leaves the ring before we cut to a commercial.

{{Commercial Break}} p>{1, 2, 3, 4!!! Survival of the Sickest by Saliva starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place.

"I'm a hand up mona lisa's dress I'm a smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit, I'm the things you've done you'd never admit Cause one hand is on the bible and the other's in s***."

"But right now, your faceless in the crowd I'm shouting out loud The one you counted out of the game Oh wow! Take a good look at me now Should have never had a doubt Is that you I hear screamin' my name?"

Joe Everyman then comes out onto the stage. He looks into the crowd, holding his arm up with belt in hand. Maria Williams walks out from behind Joe and looks into the crowd too. Joe gives Maria a kiss on the cheek as they both start to walk down the ramp and to the ring.}

Eric Hardy: and we have Insurrection Inc member, Joe Everyman about to take on the former National Champion and one half of the tag team champions!

*A low hum echoes throughout the arena. A piano begins to play a gentle melody. The lights play about across the stage joyfully until the piano reaches the peak of it's scale. The lights fall dark for a brief time. The crowd cheer hugely as they know who this symbolises. Everything blows up as the guitars kick back in for the rest of Amaranth by Nightwish. On the titantron appears the image of a man striking various poses but only lit for the briefest of moments.

Below the tron on the stage steps out amidst almost a sea of flame as pyros either side of him flare low. this appearance sets the crowd off hugely, almost drowning out the music as it's being played. The man looks around at the crowd. Milo Holland lets out a roar as missile fireworks explode behind him into the air.

The crowd erupt and as Milo walks down the ramp to the ring he hits the outstretched hands that he can, hyping up the crowd as he walks along, obviously been watching his brother. he seems to be shouting 'Come On!' at them. The lead guitar picks up the theme and plays him into the ring. He dives under the bottom rope, something a big man doesn't do often but he seems able to. He stands and looks around. As the chorus comes up Milo throws his arms downward, striking the turnbuckle pyros on the first chord of the chorus. He looks around at the crowd as his music begins to fade out, cheering and chanting his name. He prepares for the match in the remaining time.*

Singles Match Milo Holland Vs Joe Everyman

{The bell rings and immediately Joe charges Milo. Milo launches with a huge clothesline and takes Joe right off the floor. Joe flips a full 360 degrees and lands face first on the mat. Maria stands at ringside slamming the mat for Joe to get up. Milo leans in the turnbuckle as he awaits Joe to get back to his feet.}

Kelly Fox: It's plainly obvious that Joe Everyman has not prepared for this match with Milo.

Eric Hardy: For once we agree, a ROOKIE mistake by Joe Everyman.

{Milo moves over to Joe as he turns around. Joe delivers a swift punch to the gut that catches Milo unaware. Joe hammers another into Milos gut before executing a perfect implant DDT. Joe sits up, still rattled by the clothesline, then..Milo sits up right next to him. Joe's eyes widen as Milo smirks getting to his feet. He grabs Joe and irish whips him, nailing a picture perfect big boot on the return. Milo then looks to the crowd who errupt. Maria screams for Joe on the outside as Milo stalks him.}

Eric Hardy: Looks like it's over...

{Milo raises his arm as Joe gets to his feet, Joe turns and Milo's hand slaps around his throat. Maria meanwhile had slidden into the ring and runs at Milo. Milo uses his free hand to slap around her throat before lifting both of them up for HUGE chokeslams! The crowd go ape sh*t as Maria slides out of the ring. Milo drags Joe to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders before executing the Flame's End! Milo covers Joe....1........2........3!!}

{{Commercial Break}}

Steve Awesome makes his way down to the ring to his music, The Ace then enters as well.

Awesome goes for a lock up with the Ace, however just steps back and poses cockily. Ace just levels him with a right hand, as the match begins getting underway, The Ace begins to stomp away at the chest of Awesome, before finally picking him up to his feet and whipping him off the ropes, Ace goes for a Back Body Drop, But Awesome simply just jumps and drops him with a Rocker Dropper, before hitting a quick leg drop, before bouncing off the ropes, hitting a dropkick to the face of The Ace who was trying to get to his feet. Awesome then lifts up the Ace, who counters, with a flapjack, driving Steve Awesome face first into the mat.

Kelly Fox: That’s not going to do much for Awesome Career outside of the ring.

Eric Hardy: I would say Awesome just got awesomely informed with the Canvas.

Ace picks up Awesome and whips him into the corner. He charges in, however Awesome moves, as Ace gets rammed shoulder first into the steel ring post. Awesome then hooks the arm, before taking him down with a Single Arm DDT, He then pulls him towards the center of the ring, and applies a modified Abdominal Stretch, but focusing mostly on the shoulder. The Referee asks Ace if he gives up, however he only screams No!

Eric Hardy: Good tactic by Awesome here.

Kelly Fox: Ace isn’t going to give up to a move like this, He’s got demonic powers you know.

Eric Hardy: Kind of like Trent Helms is out of this world?

Kelly Fox: Have you seen the things Trent is able to pull off.

Eric Hardy: Never mind That, Ace just got to the ropes.

Awesome pulls Ace up, who nails a quick kick to the stomach, then drives Steve Awesome down to the mat with a Standing Scissor Kick, He goes to pull Awesome up, but groans in pain due to his shoulder, Awesome has a chance to fight back, however Ace nails a knee right to the face of Awesome before hitting a DDT with his good arm. Ace focuses on trying to get mobility back into his other arm while Awesome gets to his feet.

Kelly Fox: The Ace is showing some signs of damage in that shoulder, a bad move in my opinion.

Eric Hardy: That may be, but Awesome knows that. Ace is doing the smart thing trying to get use back into that shoulder of his.

Ace nails a quick boot to the midsection of, He then climbs the top rope, which is a little odd for some, He dives off, looking for a single Ax handle on the rising Awesome, who only replies with a Dropkick right into the hurt shoulder of The Ace. Who screams in pain. The Ace quickly gets to his feet, as Awesome runs and drives him down with a Swinging Neck Breaker. Awesome goes for a Cocky Jackknife Pin, however Ace counters, locking in a Triangle Choke, blocking out the pain from his shoulder.

Eric Hardy: Neither man can gain the advantage here.

Kelly Fox: Seems to me, The Ace has the advantage at the moment.

The Ace wrenches back, however Awesome pushes forward, as the referee begins to count, one….Two….Ace breaks the hold to avoid the pin fall. He gets up and is showing signs of damage in his shoulder, He charges at Awesome, who ducks under a sloppy Lariat Attempt, he goes for a Super Kick, but The Ace ducks under, then grabs Awesome….He hooks him for the Ace-Plant!!!

Eric Hardy: Ace –Plant coming up!

The Ace lifts up Awesome, however in doing so, causes him Pain, as he is unable to delivier the move. Awesome quickly takes him down with a Inside Cradle….One….Two….Three1

Eric Hardy: Dammit, Ace had him!

Kelly Fox: Ace had nothing! He was unable to pull the Ace-Plant off and Steve Awesome quickly took advantage of that.

Steve Awesome gets his hand raise, as he quickly exits the ring. The Ace isn’t looking happy what so ever, as we head to commercial.

{{Commercial Break}}

Eric Hardy: Aww, it's finally time for our Main Event, and it should be a doozy!

Kelly Fox: Doozy? Ok, it should be a good match, but I don't know about a doozy.

Eric Hardy: **Laughing** Hush you.

{The opening of "With the Fire" by Fozzy blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with an orange glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage. When he is fully raised the song picks up as he throws his hands in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He walks to the ring and up the steps before getting in.

He walks to the center of the ring and the song suddenly cuts out and so does the lights. After a moment a huge spotlight comes up on him and he is in the same signature pose. He stands there for a moment until the lights come back on and the spotlight fades. }

{The lights go out in the arena then TNT By AC/DC begins to blare over the sound system. about 10 seconds into the song You see John Anthony emerge from the curtin followed by Armelli. He walks out and crosses his arms and stops at the top of the ramp then pyro shoots off behind him As the Pyro is shooting off Armelli is pointing at Anthony. He then walks to the ring with his arms at his side followed by Armelli. When he gets to the apron and he stands there for a few seconds before jumping on the apron. You see Armelli walking up steps and walks through the ropes. Before Anthony steps through the ropes he wipes his feet off. He gets in the ring takes his sun glasses off and throws them to the crowd. He walks to each of the turnbuckles raising his arms high in the air. As Anthony is going to each turnbuckle Armelli is talking to the ref. Anthony steps down and walks to the far corner waiting for the bell to sound.}

The arena darkens out as guitar's begin to wail over the p.a. system. A black silhouette comes over the Xtreme Tron showing a Spike Impailer being hit. The guitars kick in louder and the vocals begin as Spike Kane walks out onto the stage through a huge cloud of smoke.

"Man's becoming more corrupt now, godless, wicked, and cruel! The soulless man stood silenced, Mary's "word" rang so true! Chastisement worse than the flood, spread the word, its all through Don't kill the messenger girl! As if we haven't swam enough in this life of miseeeeery!!

Spike stands on the entrance ramp, his arms outstretched arching backwards slighty, his fits balled, he then puts then across his chest forming an "X"

"Voice your prophecy, shed us some light Fell sorrow for mankind's chance to survive Swallowed lies and swam in your own tears A stab in the dark and it wounded our will We won't be here tomorrow, hold on to me for one last time!"

Spike gets to the ring and walks up the stairs cockily, he bounces along the apron and steps into the ring through the middle rope.

"We've grown in numbers six hundred sixty six War breaks, a sign of the end, eternally expelled Look to the sky for knowledge, the stars align tonight Eclipse and heaven shall fall Now I know I've seen it all in my life of miseeeery!"

Spike then walks up to the turnbuckle, looking out to the crowd before arching backwards once more, his arms outstretched sideways, fists balled, before forming the "X" once again.

"Voice your prophecy, shed us some light Fell sorrow for mankind's chance to survive Swallowed lies and swam in your own tears A stab in the dark and it wounded our will We won't be here tomorrow, hold on to me for one last time!

Spike stands on the turnbuckle smirking at the crowd, as the music dies out and the lights return to normal.

Eric Hardy: All three men look ready for a fight here, lets get this thing started!

Kelly Fox: I'm with you, this should be great so ring the bell and lets get this shiz started!

{The Ryan rings the bell and the match is underway. Phillip Burns and John Anthony former rivals have Spike Kane on the ropes with several alternating blows. They pull Spike Kane off the ropes and whip him across the ring he comes back and takes a double clothesline from both men. Burns pulls Spike to his feet and pushes him into the corner turnbuckles. Spike is standing there as Burns whips Anthony who collides chest to chest with Spike, Burns follows and pancakes both men in the corner both John Anthony and Spike fall forward and to the mat. Burns bends over to help Anthony up to his feet but swerves him by throwing him through the middle ropes and out of the ring! Burns pulls Spike to his feet and gives him a stalling vertical Suplex and immediately rolls him over to go for the pin. The ref counts 1....2...**Kickout by Spike**}

Eric Hardy: Burns and Anthony's brief double team seems to be over

Kelly Fox: Appears that way, I can't believe Ryan has been such a non part of this match so far.

Eric Hardy: Hey, Lance Ryan is a fair guy, he wouldn't interject himself in this match.

Kelly Fox: Sure he wouldn't.

{Burns gets up and pulls Spike along with him, Spike takes his hands and wraps up Burns head giving him a jaw breaker that sends him rocking backwards holding his mouth. Spike springs back to his feet and charges SoS and sending him up and over the top rope with a clothesline that has him flipping out of the ring. John Anthony however is back in the ring and clubs Spike in the back of the head that sends him chest first against the ropes. Anthony looks for a german suplex on Spike but Spike has a firm grasp of the ropes and is holding his ground. Anthony pulls and attempts again butt his time Spike kicks his leg behind him kicking John Anthony right in the money and the Lance Ryan doesn't see it.}

Eric Hardy: Owwww, that's one way to break a move. Lance Ryan must not have seen it.

Kelly Fox: Gotta do what you gotta do I guess. And I'd think Ryan would have called for the DQ if he had seen the low blow.

{Spike attempts to catch his breath while Anthony is holding his junk in pain but doesn't have a chance as Burns takes him by the right leg and pulls him out of the ring. Spike and Burns are face to face and begin throwing punch after punch Spike gets the upper hand and takes Burns by the arm and whips him into the ring post, Burns falls to his butt holding his head in pain. Spike slides back in the ring where he is met by John Anthony who gives him a diving forearm just as he gets to his feet inside the ring. Anthony gets to his feet and sees Burns getting to his on the outside, Anthony can't resist the chance for some payback and baseball slides connecting to the face of Burns and sending him backwards against the rails. Anthony pulls himself and gets his attention set to Spike again.}

Eric Hardy: Wow, this has been a nonstop match.

Kelly Fox: These three men have no love for their competition in the match, what do you expect. They're looking to take each others heads off.

{Spike is getting to his feet and sees Anthony coming and manages to get a drop toehold on the Insurrection Inc member. Spike rolls over and stradles Anthony immediately afterwards placing him in a Camel clutch. Anthony is writhing in pain as Spike pulls back on Anthony's head and neck harder and harder the more Anthony struggles and tries to escape. Anthony appears to be blacking out so the Lance lifts and drop his hand, does it again... He screams at Anthony to fight the hold, then lifts and drops Anthony's hand again it almost hits again but Anthony is able to stay alive and is pulling himself towards the ropes, he drags and fights but Spike lifts himself up then jumps down smashing his entire weight into the back of Anthony!Anthony is down and Spike attempts to reapply the hold but out of nowhere Phillip Burns drills a drop kick into the temple of Spike Kane!Kane falls off backwards off of Anthony.}

Eric Hardy: Burns has come out of nowhere with that kick!

Kelly Fox: Wow, that was some speed.

{Burns is pumped up and pulls Spike to his feet Spike attempts to punch his way away from Burns but Burns lifts a knee into the gut of Spike then hits him with a spinning neckbreaker that puts him down. Burns turns around and is met with a low blow from John Anthony and Lance Ryan isn't calling for the DQ! Anthony is catching his breath still feeling the effects of the camel clutch as Spike rolls to the outside of the ring. Anthony manages to pull himself up and Burns takes a big swinging punch at him but Anthony ducks it and lifts Burns up hitting the Dead on Arrival! Anthony rolls and goes for the cover on Burns and Ryan readies himself to make the three count but suddenly out of nowhere Spike Kane clobbers Ryan in the back of the head with his World Title belt!}

Kelly Fox: What in the hell! Spike Kane has just taken out Lance Ryan!

Eric Hardy: That SOB!

{John Anthony gets up but he gets kicked in the stomach before he can react then thrown over the top rope. Spike Kane covers Burns and another ref from backstage runs out to the ring and begins counting.....1....2....3!!!! Winner: Spike Kane!}

Eric Hardy: My gawd, Spike Kane has just stolen a win here!

{Kane is back to his feet and holds out his arms and picks his world title off the mat. Kane holds the title in the air while the fans are booing and Collisioin goes off the air.}