
{The camera pans round the arena as fans cheer and shout at the nights prospects. The camera cuts to Eric Hardy and kelly Fox at the announcers desk}
Eric Hardy: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to this weeks nCw Collision. We have a great show for you tonight with a special "showcase" match as the main event.
Kelly Fox: That's right. And taking part in tonights main event is non other than the returning Icon, Lance Ryan. If you ask me he should be removed from the Hall Of Fame for running out on nCw like that.
Eric Hardy: Come on that's a bit unfair. Lance didn't have a choice, you know that.
Kelly Fox: Bah-humbug
{The arena is a buzz with excitement as the crowd await the next event. Suddenly a remix of "The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson begins to play over the PA system. The lights in the arena dim and a spot light flashes on during the FIGHT! part of the song.}
Kelly Fox: What the... Manson isn't scheduled to be here tonight.
Eric Hardy: Wonder what's on his mind.
Kelly Fox: I wonder which mind will be dominant. Freak show.
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
{After the 4th FIGHT! the heavy guitar riff explodes into life as the fans go wild. The lights disappear and a heavy rain of black sparks erupt into the air on both sides of the arena as Manson walks onto the entrance ramp, with the National title wrapped round his waist under his leather coat, and stands under the sparks. His leather coat shimmers from catching the light from the pyro.}
{He smirks to himself as the fans cheers can be heard over the less distorted riff.}
"Nothing suffocates you more than the passing of everyday human events
And isolation is the oxygen mask you make your children breath it to survive
{Manson walks confidently down to the ring, raising his fists into the air as he takes in the adoration from his fans.}
"I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a s**t"
{He walks over to the left side of the ramp and tags a few of the reaching arms before moving over to the right and repeating the action.}
"And when we were good
You just closed your eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds"
{Manson reaches for the top rope and pulls himself onto the ring apron, he turns around and faces the entrance ramp to the ring once more. He holds his arms out and tilts his head back. A red coloured firework goes off with each FIGHT!}
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
"FIGHT!"
As the second verse plays Jack turns back round and steps into the ring over the middle rope and motions for a microphone. The fans cheer loudly as his music fades.}
Eric Hardy: Would you listen to the reception Jack Manson is recieving here tonight. The fans really love him as their National champion.
Kelly Fox: I certainly don't. The sooner Steve Awesome takes that belt off Manson the better.
{Manson raises the microphone to his lips.}
Jack Manson: All you nCw faithful. Welcome to Sunday night Collision!
{Fans cheer wildly.}
Jack Manson: As you probably know, I ain't scheduled to be here tonight. But after last weeks screw job I felt the need to come out here and get a few things off my mind. You see, the last few tag matches I've been involved in have ended up with me being betrayed from my so called "partner" It happened with Reckless jack, the Ricky Johnson, and last week from Trent Helms. I ain't a happy chappy to say the least.
Kelly Fox: Chappy?
Eric Hardy: Don't strain your brain too much, it's an English phrase.
Jack Manson: I knew all too well what could happen in these matches so I'll keep my bitching to a minimum. But last week I was humiliated in this very ring by two men. Trent Helms and Steve Awesome. I won't say too much about Trent because let's face it, everything everybody thinks is confirmed as soon as E.T back there opens his mouth. Instead I'm gonna turn my attention to Steve Awesome.
{The fans boo and begin an "E.T phone home" chant. Manson smiles and waves his hand in protest.}
Jack Manson: No, no, forget about Helms for a moment. We're talking about Awesome for now. Steve, mate, I know your reasons for doing what you did last week. It was to make your mark, for this.
{Manson holds up his National title and shows it off to the fans.}
Jack Manson: Take a good, long, hard look at this title Steve. Because that's all you're gonna see of it. Just because you're the number one contender to my title doesn't mean you will be the champ. At least not whilst I'm still in the picture. Last week you did the stupidest thing anybody here could have done. You attacked the "Maniac". Nobody attacks me and gets away with it Awesome, NOBODY!
kelly Fox: It was a good move if you ask me, Awesome has Manson panicking now.
Jack Manson: Trust me, I will get my revenge on you. As long as you're the contender for my title there will be no escape for you. You can't run and you can't hide. In fact, get your ass out here now, let's see if we can't get this National title match going right... NOW!
{The fans cheer wildly as Manson removes his coat and walks to the front of the ring, nearest the ramp.}
Eric Hardy: Holy crap is Manson serious?
Kelly Fox: What a great way to open the show I say.
{The fans excitement dies down as nothing seems to be happening. Manson continues looking towards the entrance ramp.}
Kelly Fox: Looks like Awesome is a chicken, that's a shame.}
Jack Manson: What's wrong Steve, afraid to face me?
Just then “Tick, Tick, Boom” plays over the speakers sending the crowd in attendance into a frizzy of boos.
Kelly Fox: Oh yeah. Here comes Awesome now.
Eric Hardy: This may not end well.
Awesome finally steps out from behind the black curtain to an even bigger pop of boos. Dressed in a pair of snug black jeans with a chain hanging off the belt loop and latching onto his wallet. Also the brand new “Close Encounters…..” T-shirt. And of course the aviator shades and a microphone. The music slowly fades as Awesome paces back and forth.
Awesome: Poor Jack Manson.
Steve says, shaking his head.
Awesome: Poor Jack Manson. Completely unaware of the whole world around him.
Kelly Fox: Sounds like Manson to me.
Eric Hardy: What is Steve talking about?
Awesome: You come out here complaining about the way that most tag matches that your involved in end up with you flat on your back wondering why your then partner left you to be the whipping boy. Or why, in our case, you were forced to become the first victim of a fresh new tag team that’s poised to take the world by storm.
Kelly Fox: He is talking about Close Encounters, Hardy.
Eric Hardy: I know that.
Awesome: Well, I know why. And I figured that since you took time out of your busy schedule to address me I’d come down to that ring and explain the reason. To your face.
With that said Awesome begins to walk the rest of the way down to the ramp. Up the stairs and into the ring.
Awesome: You see Jack. The reason why things like that always seem to happen to you is because, well, nobody really likes you.
Huge blast of boos erupt from the crowd.
Eric Hardy: Sounds like these fans in attendance disagree.
Kelly Fox: What do these fans know?
Eric Hardy: They know who they like. And its obviously Jack Manson.
Awesome: But you didn’t know that. And in all honesty Jack, your completely unaware of a lot of things. But I think that the most important piece of knowledge that you lack right now, is exactly who it is that is standing in front of you right now. The name is Steve Awesome, chump stain. And I do whatever the hell I want! The sooner you become acquainted with that interesting tidbit the better you’ll be in the long run.”
Kelly Fox: Awesome telling it like it is.
Eric Hardy: I hope Manson shuts Awesome up right here and right now.
Awesome: But if you only retain one bit of information from me right here and now Jack, I want it to be this: That title. The one that is dangling over your shoulder right now. It’s mine. It’s been mine ever since I pinned Jason Norton’s shoulders to the mat, and do you know why? Because you can’t stop me Jack. Nobody can. I’ve been proving that ever since I got here, so it’s a wonder how you didn’t know that by now, but since you didn’t, I guess there’s really only one way for you to learn.
Awesome, who had been pacing about the ring as he spoke, now comes face to face with Jack Manson.
Awesome: You’ll have to be Awesomely Informed!
And with that the two break into a trade off of rights and lefts.
Eric Hardy: Oh man. I knew this thing would explode!
Kelly Fox: Get him Awesome. Show him what’s up!
Security rushes the ring to break up the two rivals. It takes them a few tries but eventually they succeed. And we cut to our first commercial as we get a shot of Jack Manson seething in anger, and Awesome with a pissed off yet cocky grimace on his face being pulled away by security.
{{Commercial Break}}
Eric Hardy: Well what do you say about, going ahead and getting started with the show after that.
I'm Too Sexy Begins To Play By Right Said Fred, As Sexy Jason comes down, doing his stripper deal...Drown You Out By Crossfade hits next as The Fox comes down to the ring for this match against Sexy Jason.
Fox and Jason go to lock up, however Jason then simply nails a quick punch to the face catching the fox offguard as Jason puts his hands around his hand and does a little dance, before he can finish he is met with a boot to the midsection followed by a headlock, Jason throws Fox, and as Fox bounces off the ropes, Jason leapfrogs him, before dropping down, as Fox bounces off the ropes again, Jason then runs towards Fox, grabbing him and tossing him over the top rope, Jason turns around and does his little pose against, however unknowingly to him, Fox held on to the ropes and Skins the Cat before sliding back into the ring and taking the strutting Sexy Jason down with a bulldog.
Kelly Fox: Jason just needs to get over himself, There is a time for that another time.
Eric Hardy: I agree.
Kelly Fox: Shut Up Hardy, You know you like it when he does that.
The Fox locks on a Reverse Chinlock, before crossfacing his arms, slamming them repeatly into the face of Sexy Jason trying to disfigure his sexy face. Fox then releases the hold and waits on Jason to get up, Jason does and is met with a boot to the midsection, The Fox goes for a Pump Handle Slam, He lifts Jason up onto his shoulder, however Jason nails a rake to the eyes and then slides off the shoulders of The Fox before hooking the Fox arm and locking him an Abdominal Stretch. Jason pulls back on it, as Fox attempts to hiptoss him out of it, However Jason holds his ground, as the referee moves in to check on the Fox, Sexy Jason grabs the rope and applies more pressure to the hold.
Eric Hardy: That is uncalled for.
Kelly Fox: Jason is doing whatever it takes to wear down his opponent.
Norman Dafoe looks towards Jason who releases the ropes and puts his arm back around the waist of Fox, Norman Dafoe ask Jason if he grabbed the ropes, Jason just shakes his head, as Dafoe yells, Don't screw with me Jason....Jason begins to get all defensive which allows Fox to hip toss him out of the Abdominal Stretch as jason falls to the ground.
Kelly Fox: The Official Norman Dafoe had no business yelling at Sexy Jason like that.
Eric Hardy: Jason just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Kelly Fox: What cookies, Is there a cookie in that ring?
Eric Hardy: No...
Kelly Fox: Seriously they need to bring Simon Daye up to replace you soon.
Fox nails Jason with a running clothline as he gets to his feet, followed by another one...Fox waits and then catches him with his Sidewinder Spinning Heel Kick, as he hooks the leg as Dafoe counts, One, Two....Jason is able to power out of the pinfall attempt, Fox knowing the match is in his control, grabs Jason and tosses him chest first into the turnbuckle, Jason backs up as Fox goes for a Inverted DDT, however Jason just drops down, nailing a jawbreaker on The Fox, Jason gets to his feet as The Fox is reeling and climbs to the second turnbuckle, Fox runs in but is met with a boot to the face,fox staggers backwards as Jason jumps off, catching Fox with a Blockbuster, before hooking the leg, before hooking the leg, One, Two...Kickout....Jason yells at Dafoe saying it was three but Dafoe will have none of it.
Kelly Fox: What is with this official today, He is getting all up in Sexy Jason business.
Eric Hardy: He's just doing his job.
Sexy Jason gets to his feet and lifts up Fox for his Michinoku Driver like move, however Fox slides over his shoulder and once again nails the Sidewinder, this time to the back of the head of Sexy Jason, Jason stumbles to his feet, Fox runs in but is nailed with a quick kick followed by a DDT, Sexy Jason begins to ascend the turnbuckle when all of a sudden, The Ace emerges at ringside with a chair, He charges into the ring, and Dafoe quickly calls for the bell, as The Ace throws the Steel Chair at the head of Sexy Jason
Eric Hardy: The Ace had no business getting involved in this match.
Kelly Fox: Part of me wants to agree with you, but because I don't want too...The Ace had every thing to do with this.
Jason falls back into the ring, as The Ace straddles him and begins to repeatly slam his fists into the face of Sexy Jason who quickly get's busted open, The Fox has made it back up to his feet and exits the ring as Ace finally grabs the Steel Chair again, He pulls the bleeding Jason to his feet and hooks his head forthe Ace Plant....Fox looks on then gets a change of heart, and rushes back into the Ring, As Ace is about to pick Jason up to Ace Plant him on the chair, Fox nails Ace with a blow to the back of the head, Ace just stares down the Fox...Before finally Ace begins to leave, Fox helps Jason up to his feet, who seemingly is groggy from the blood loss, However Jason thinks it's the Ace and quickly nails him with Sexy Relaxer.
Kelly Fox: That's what the Fox gets for sticking his nose in other peoples business.
Eric Hardy: I honestly think Sexy Jason thinks that was the Ace, sadly this match is being ruled a No-Contest.
{{Commercial Break}}
Mark Evil is already in the cage as Survival of the Sickest By Saliva begins to play, As Everyman makes his way down, He climbs to the top of the cage, and poses for the fans, before climbing down and entering the Cage Door.
Eric Hardy: I still upset about what this guy did earier tonight to Double Trouble.
Kelly Fox: That was so 25 Minutes ago.....Can we just focus on the Cage Match?
Eric Hardy: Yes...
Everyman and Mark Evil instead locking up and just begin slugging away at each other, Everyman getting the better of the exchange at first, as he continues to throw lefts and rights as his brother Mark Evil, Evil finally stumbles, as Everyman grabs him by his long hair and goes to throw him face first into the side of the cage, However Evil puts his hands up, blocking the blow, before elbowing Everyman in the stomach, before taking advantage with a series of punches himself, He now grabs Everyman to throw him face first, however Everyman blocks the blow himself, hitting a elbow to the side of the face, He then quickly follows up with a Kick To The Midsection, He hooks Evil head quickly going for the Twist of Fate...However Evil shoves him off sending Everyman slamming face first into the side of the cage, Everyman stumbles back and gets rolled up....One....Two.....Everyman kicks out.
Kelly Fox: That has to be the first time in history, Mark Evil has used a Technical Move....
Eric Hardy: I still waiting for the first time you say something meaningful...
Kelly Fox: I can fire you, you know...Is that meaningful enough?
Mark Evil begins to straddle Everyman and begins to nail him with some close fists repeatly, Everyman reaches up and rakes the eyes of his brother to get him off of him. Evil tries to regain his vision when Everyman levels him with a clothline, Evil quickly pops back up as Joe runs off the ropes, nailing him with a beautiful dropkick, however Evil refuses to stay down and gets right back up, However Everyman moves behind him, nailing him with another dropkick as Evil stumbles forward, slamming into the steel cage, he falls backwards as Joe spikes him with a German Suplex, however refuses to bridge it for the pin, instead looks at the cage, as he climbs the top rope, before beginning to ascend the cage.
Kelly Fox: Why is he climbing the cage?
Eric Hardy: To escape?
Kelly Fox: ...
Everyman is nearly at the top when, when Evil finally gets up to his feet, and notices Everyman trying to escape the cage, Evil quickly ascends the turnbuckle, lunging up and grabbing the leg of Joe Everyman, Everyman begins to kick, but gets pulled onto the top rope by the powerful Mark Evil, The two begin to exchange punches, Everyman getting the better of the Exchange, as Evil is rocking, he grabs the head of Everyman and quickly slams the back of it against the steel cage well where the solid metal scoffoling is at the top of it, Everyman is groggy, as Evil does it again, Everyman looks completely out of it, as Evil does it one more time, Everyman stumbles but grabs Evil on the way down, Everyman crashes hard to the mat, however Evil suffer a worse fact as he is straddled upon the top rope, as he groins in pain.
Eric Hardy: That's gotta hurt!
Kelly Fox: Kinda like listening to you every week?
Evil finally falls off the top rope, and falls to the mat, holding his lower area that got caught on the top rope, Everyman is trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head, as he stumbles to his feet, still feeling the effects of having the back of his head slammed repeatly against the metal. Evil finally gets up and goes to throw a punch at Everyman who is able to block it, Everyman quickly nails a kick to the midsection and goes for the Twist Of Fate once again, but however once again it fails, as Evil grabs Everyman head, and nails a stiff shot to the back of the head, before Evil locks on a sleeper hold, Everyman struggles at first, however quickly drops to a knee, as Mitch Kennedy runs in to check on Joe Everyman.
Eric Hardy: Mark Evil is putting Joe Everyman to sleep.
Kelly Fox: I think he's put the whole crowd to sleep.
Evil holds the sleeper on, as Everyman is seemingly beginning to fade fast, Kennedy comes in and checks the arm of Joe, he lifts it up, It falls.....as Kennedy yells One....He lifts Everyman arm up again then releases it, once again it falls, as Kennedy yells, One More and it's over...He lifts Everyman arm up a third time and releases it, it begins to fall, and Kennedy is about to ring the bell, when suddenly Everyman begins shaking his arms repeatly like he was the second coming of the Ultimate Warrior, Evil continues to hold the sleeper in, but Joe is fighting thru it, Finally joe gets to his feet, however Mark Evil refuses to release the hold, when suddenly Everyman moves his hips and drives Evil down with a Belly To Back Suplex!
Kelly Fox: That was an Everyman Suplex.
Eric Hardy: He doesn't suplexes better then the common day man.
Kelly Fox: But....He's Everyman....
Everyman struggles to his feet, as Evil does the same, Evil charges in as Everyman but misses, Everyman nails a quick spear as Evil turns around and hits the leg, One, Two...Evil easily kicks out, Everyman grabs the raising Evil and hooks him for a Side Effect, however Evil elbows him in the head that earier in the match was slammed against the cage wall, Everyman stumbles as Evil hooks him and spikes him with a Brainbuster! Evil opts not to go for the cover and begins to climb the cage, however Everyman comes back to life, gazed on his feet, he notices Evil climbing to the top turnbuckle, when Everyman begins to nail a series of clubbing blows, when Everyman extends his arms up, holding Evil in a Crucfix Power bomb position, before turning it into a sitout powerbomb, However that seemingly took alot out of Everyman who is unable to turn it into a pin.
Eric Hardy: Mark Evil just got folded in half with that Splash Mountain Bomb.
Kelly Fox: What? Splash Mountain?
Eric Hardy: That's another name for the move.
Kelly Fox: Who called it that, Disneyland?