Singles Match
Tempestad vs Osker Reyes
Tempestad wins easily.
Singles Match
Hugo Conway vs Andrew Jacobsen
Andrew Jacobsen wins in a hard fought match between both men.
Mini Riot
Rob Diamond vs. Tommy the Cat vs. Jason Evans vs. Daniel S. Hunter vs. Bad Luck Chuck vs. Uncle Gerald
Rob Diamond wins easily... even against the mighty Tommy the Cat.
{A loud explosion rocks the Canadian fans off their feet as Collision explodes onto the screen. The camera pans the roaring crowd, sees their witty signs and then settles in on Kelly, Eric, and Willy who are ready to call the exciting NCW action!}
Eric Hardy: Welcome to Collision people, I'm one of the heads on your Ceberus of a comment team, Eric Hardy.
Kelly Knite: I'm Kelly Knite and I have no clue what the hell he's talking about.
Willy Carter: I have low self esteem! .....What?
Eric Hardy: Moving on, let's get right to it. Tonight we start with Trish Newborn taking on Freya Kane.
Kelly Knite: After what happened last night, I don't see this match ending well.
Eric Hardy: Quite right. In case any of you miss Trauma, after Stephanie Sullivan pulled out a hard fought win over Emma Danielson, Trish Newborn made a statement of her own by laying out Miss Sullivan, and claiming she did not deserve a title shot at the Riot.
{"Scandalous" starts to play across the Pa system signaling the entrance of Stephanie Sullivan for her guest slot on commentary. A minute or two goes by with no appearance of Steph, and the music stops and starts again.}
Eric Hardy: Hmm.. she's not here, I wonder what could have happened.
Kelly Knite: Beats me, it's not like her to do things like this.
Willy Carter: Wait, something's going on backstage.
{Backstage, Freya Kane is slumped against the wall, holding her head in pain. Standing next to her, holding a steel chair is Trish Newborn.}
Trish Newborn: You thought you could get in the ring with me!? WITH ME!? Nobody's getting this title away from me... you hear me!? NOBODY!?
{Suddenly Stephanie Sullivan is on the scene, tackle Trish to the ground. The two begin struggling on the floor, each trying to get the upper hand.}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Newborn isn't taking all her challenges lying down... thank God for Stephanie with the save.
Kelly Knite: This isn't right at all.. but you still have to admire her proactive nature.
Willy Carter: We call them women bi...
Eric Hardy: Don't say it Willy.
{Security comes on the scene, and manages to pull the two women apart. Each still fighting to get a piece of the other. They cease their struggling at the bellowing voice of Gib.}
Gib: Knock it off! You'd think we're a bunch of cavemen here. Or cavewomen.. whatever. You two need to learn to handle business in the ring like adults...
Eric Hardy: Gib layin down the law.
Kelly Knite: That's why we hired him.
Gib: There's two weeks until the Riot, then you can rip each other apart all day. But until then, both of you are banned from any physical contact outside the arena. Either of you so much as breathe on the under, Trish will forfeit the title and Stephanie will forfeit her title shot.
{Stephanie shakes her head in anger. Trish just smirks tauntingly at Sullivan. The crowd pops for the Sheriff.}
Gib: One more word, and you'll both be fined, and I'll smile. And I really wanna smile ladies.
{Both women remain silent, and reluctantly get escorted back to their locker rooms as the security team checks on Freya. We're back at ringside.}
Eric Hardy: Well, looks like this match is a no contest. Let's just hope Freya's ok.
Kelly Knite: Oh she's tough, she'll bounce back bubblier than ever. But I'm not sure Trish and Stephanie will be able to remain apart until the Riot.. way too much bad blood there.
Eric Hardy: Looks like we'll find out in two weeks. We'll be right back.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Kelly Knite: Our next match should be a good one with Total Eclipse the Number one contenders to the tag team titles taking on Lex Sense and Joe Everyman.
Eric Hardy: Joe Everyman, an odd pairing managed a win last week and this week... they have Total Eclipse to test this...forced upon them pairing.
Kelly Knite: Wait.. I hear something is going on backstage....
Willy Carter: What the hell?
SEGMENT
CRAZY KNITES
Pay Back
{We cute back stage where we see Evan Andrews and Brad Kane walking to the ring, but their walk is cut short when suddenly Adam Knite and DDK charging into them with Steel chairs!}
Eric Hardy: What in the hell are those two doing!?
Willy Carter: Oh man... they just clocked those two.
{Adam grabs Kane and lifts him to his feet, he puts the still chair under Kane's chin, then slams the chair into the ground! DDK lifts Evan Andrews takes him into the Pile Driver position and hits the SITOUT PILEDRIVER on the hard floor! Brad Kane is holding his throat in pain, Knite grabs him and KNITES OF THE ROUND onto the vary floor as well!}
Eric Hardy: Come on this is just wrong, they have a match like... right now!
Kelly Knite: I guess Adam and Kanyon are taking them out for winning last week...
Eric Hardy: Shouldn't they be going after Manson instead?
{Adam grabs Kane and Ddk grabs Andrews again, and they drag the men over and lay them in the middle of a large open area. Knite takes Andrews and pulls him up, he lifts him up into the electric chair position as DDK begins climbing up some boxes of equipment that are back here.}
Willy Carter: Andrews is about to join the club!
Kelly Knite: He's got a first class ticket....
Eric Hardy: You two stop it!
{DDK leaps off as Adam throws Andrews up off his shoulder and DDK hits the BANG! Driving Andrews from about seven feet up in the air and straight into the concrete!}
Kelly Knite: Oh my God! They just broke Andrews in half!
Willy Carter: What a shot!
{Brad Kane using everything he has gets back to his feet, he charges at Knite and hits a clubbing axe handle into Adam's spine then falls to a knee. Adam turns, charges and drives a kick right into Kane's temple! DDK grabs Brad off the ground as Adam stands over him, and hits the NONE BETTA reverse STO! Driving Kane into the floor and busting him open!}
Eric Hardy: This is disgusting! Just disgusting!
Kelly Knite: I can't say that I approve of this....
Willy Carter: I do.. I love it.
Eric Hardy: yes, here comes some help!
{Jack Manson is finally at the sceen as he charges into Knite and sends him face first into a support structure of the arena, he quickly turns and catches DDK with a hard punch to the face, driving him back, then hits another. He turns around again and plows into Knite with a running clotheslin as Adam tries to sneak up on him, he his grabbed by DDK from behind, but Manson throws his head back with a head butt and catches DDK in the face. Manson turns around and goes to continue the attack but security and The General are finally here and begin to seperate the three men as the medical crew begins checking on Evan and Brad.}
Eric hardy: Finally some order here!
Kelly Knite: But Evan and Brad are in rough shape.. will they even be able to compete here!?
Eric Hardy: I don't think so Kelly.
Willy Carter: What are we going to do about this match?
Eric Hardy: I have no idea....
MATCH TWO
TOTAL ECLIPSE vs. LEX SENSE & JOE EVERYMAN
Tag Team Match
{“Nightmare” by Avenge Sevefold plays and Everyman with Lex Sense make their way out from the back and stand on the stag looking confused. The fans don't know how to react and neither do they, the two walk to the ring and stand there.}
Kelly Knite: So are we doing this or what?
Eric Hardy: This is crazy... Kane and Andrews can't wrestle after that beating....
{Total Eclipses music plays but Andrews and Kane neither come out. After about a minute and a half the music dies down.}
Kelly Knite: I guess Sense and Everyman are about to win by default here?
Willy Carter: Count out maybe?
Eric Hardy: I just don't see what anybody expects.... this match can't happen now...
{The Total Eclipse music hits one more time, after about a minute it's about to die down again.. but the fans suddenly erupt into cheers as a beaten and bloody Brad Kane slowly walks out from the back and begins slowly walking to the ring!}
Kelly Knite: What!? Brad Kane is going to try and wrestle like this!?
Eric Hardy: You've got to be kidding me he doesn't have a partner and he is in no shape for a match!
{Brad Kane enters the ring and screams at the ref to ring the bell. Everyman steps into the ring and readies for the fight.}
Kelly knite: no come on... don't do this Brad...
Willy Carter: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
{Everyman cockily walks over to Kane and shoves him in the face thinking he's out of it, but Kane grbs Joe's arm and flips him over onto his back with a arm drag flip! Joe hits and quickly turns over and gets back to his feet where he's met with a BK BACKFIST!}
Eric Hardy: Brad Kane isn't going down without a fight!
{Kane backs up and holding his head in pain, waiting for Everyman to get back to his feet. Everyman gets back up and Kane kicks him in the stomach, He grabs Joe and looks of for the AMG DRIVER but Everyman breaks out of the hold, punches Kane in the face and knocking him to a knee. Brad is there trying catch his breath, Joe helps him to his feet, takes him by the head and TWIST OF FATE! Joe stands up, goes to his corner and tags Lex Sense into the match.}
Kelly Knite: What is Joe doing?
Willy Carter: Sharing the wealth it seems...
Eric Hardy: Oh give me a break... he's done... he tried to come out and fight but he's done, just end it...
{Lex Sense pulls Kane off the ground, throws him onto his shoulders and hits him with the LEFT SENSELESS! He stands over Kane after getting back to his feet, he plays with Kane a bit, poking him with his foot and testing if he's still alive. Sense grabs him and pulls him back up he takes Kane into a powerbomb and TOP TO BOTTOM triple powerbomb! Sense covers 1....2...3!}
Eric Hardy: Dammit! This isn't right! This isn't right!
Kelly Knite: Wow... Brad Kane came out here fighting... but it just wasn't enough... he didn't have anything left.
Willy Carter: Very stupid idea....
Eric Hardy: Maybe, but you have to give the man credit for wanting to keep going, for wanting to fight on.... there's a lot of heart in Brad Kane... he just wasn't in shape to fight this match.. espcially alone after that savage attack from DDK and Adam Knite.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Kelly Knite: We're back and hopefully after witnessing that disgusting display from my husband and DDK we can get some good action here...
Willy Carter: I don't know Kelly... Manson might have to watch his back after he ruined Adam and DDK's attack...
Eric Hardy: I sure hope not...
MATCH THREE
STEVE AWESOME vs. JACK MANSON vs. RICKY JOHNSON
Three Way Match
{Jack Manson's entrance.}
Willy Carter: He's looking around, he's waiting for the attack....
Kelly Knite: I think they're done... security is probably taking precautions right now.
Eric Hardy: Lets hope so.
{Steve Awesome's entrance}
Kelly Knite: Should we worry about Andrew Jacobsen coming out and attack Steve as well?
Eric Hardy: **laughs** Oh lord... please no...
{Ricky Johnson's entrance.}
Willy Carter: So who should we get out here to attack Ricky?
Kelly Knite: Maybe you should do it Willy?
Eric Hardy: Yeah... that'd be funny seeing Willy get beat up....
Willy Carter: Hey, I could handle myself...
Kelly Knite: Sure you could...
Willy Carter: Oh shut up... lets just get to the match....
{The match begins with Jack Manson charging right into the middle of Steve and Ricky apparently still fired up from earlier, Steve however catches him with a kick to the stomach and Johnson clubs him in the back with an axe handle sending Manson to a knee. Awesome and Ricky help Manson to his feet, both take him by an arm and whip him into the ropes. Manson comes off and Steve catches him with a spinning back elbow shot that sends Manson to the ground where Ricky Johnson bounces off the ropes from the other side and comes back with a knee drop to Manson's head. Awesome covers 1... but Johnson quickly pulls him off, Steve gets in Ricky's face and Steve shoves him the chest and charges at him with a clothesline but Ricky catches him and throws him to the ground where he locks in an arm bar. Ricky pulls back on Awesome's arm as hard as possible, Steve digs into the mat and crawls to the bottom rope and breaks the hold.}
Eric Hardy: Awesome was quick to get to the ropes there....
Kelly Knite: Yeah, Ricky was ready to rip his arm from his socket.
Willy Carter: Good thinking by Awesome.
{Ricky breaks the hold, but when he turns around there is Jack Manson with a kick to his stomach. He grabs Ricky and lifts for the suplex, but Ricky flips over and breaks out of the attempt, Ricky grabs Manson and hits the Rissian leg sweep. Johnosn gets up but doesn't see Awesome who is back up, Ricky takes a drop kick to the back of the head sending him stumbling forward into the ropes. Johnson bounces off and comes back, he turns around and Steve catches him with the HEART ATTACK! Aswesome covers Johnson 1...2.. but Ricky breaks free. From behind Manson grabs Steve and holds him into a chicken wing, he pulls Aswesome up, lifts and hits a suplex from the position throwing Awesome over! Manson flips Steve over and covers 1...2.. but Awesome throws his shoulder up.}
Kelly Knite: These men are certainly not holding back on the punches.
Eric Hardy: They are doing whatever it takes to win this match.
{Manson gets up but doesn't notice Ricky Johnson behind him, Ricky spins Manson around and jumps up, hitting THE SOLUTION! Johnson quickly rolls Manson over and covers 1...2.. but Manson throws his arm up. Ricky isn't done though, he grabs Manson and pulls him back to his feet, he takes Jack, lifts and hits a suplex, then another, then lifts one more time and brainbuster his “THE SEGBACK”! Johnson quickly covers again 1...2.. but somehow again Manson throws the shoulder off the mat! Johnson slaps the mat, slightly frustrated but decides it's not over, he flips manson over and forces him his feet from behind, he grabs Jack and locks him into the FADE AWAY!}
Willy Carter: Oh this is it! Johnson has him locked in!
Kelly Knite: Right in the middle of the ring too!
Eric Hardy: Manson can't escape it.... it's just a matter of time it seems..
{Manson is locked tight into the hold as Johnson locks in the move tighter the more he struggles. He gets Manson down on the mat and locks his feet around him, until Steve that is brings a crashing foot down on Ricky's head! Ricky has to break the hold, holding his head in pain from the stomp! Awesome grabs Johnson and lifts him up, he takes Ricky and slings him over the top rope out of the ring. Awesome sees his chance now, he grabs Jack and pulls him to his feet, but takes a hard elbow right to the stomach, Manson quickly spins up and WHIPLASH roundhouse kick! Manson hooks both of Steve's legs and covers 1....2..3!}
Eric Hardy: Wow! Out of nowhere!
Kelly Knite: Manson picks up the surprise victory here! Catching Steve Awesome completely off guard!
Willy Carter: a sneaky and blatantly cheap attack I might add...
Kelly Knite: Oh shut up Willy.
Eric Hardy: We'll be right back after this fans wait... what's that?
SEGMENT
ANDREW JACOBSEN/STEVE AWESOME
Looking For Revenge
{Eric's cut off by the sound of Disturbed's “Indestructible” as Andrew Jacobsen walks out from the back with a malicious look on his face. He walks towards the ring, cracking his knuckles and shouting at Steve Awesome as he goes. Andrew's mother Andrea climbs into the ring, checking on Steve nervously.}
Willy Carter: This isn't fair. Steve just had a match! This is not fair! If Jacobsen does anything to him, he's no better than Steve! I mean, he's worse already, but...
Kelly Knite: You know what's coming. **smack**
{Andrew kneels down at the edge of the ring and pulls out a steel chair, sliding in and brandishing it. He shouts for Steve to get up and for his mom to get out of the way, smacking the chair against the mat. Awesome groggily starts to get to his feet, and as he gets there Andrew charges, ready to strike. At the last second, Andrea gets between them and Andrew puts the brakes on, barely avoiding hitting her. He shouts at his mother to move, but she stubbornly shakes her head. Steve gets enough of his wits about him to flash a grin at Andrew, sliding out of the ring and beckoning for Andrea to follow.}
Willy Carter: What a wonderful display of love there by Andrea Jacobsen, standing between her crazed son and the man she loves. Isn't that beautiful?
Eric Hardy: Where was she when Steve was crippling her husband? How about that?
Willy Carter: Details.
{He pulls down the middle rope for Andrea, who blushes and climbs out. She hops down into Steve's arms, and he catches her, though not without wincing as she lands. He walks up the ramp with Andrea in his arms, taunting Andrew, who remains in the ring with the chair and a deadly look in his eyes.}
Kelly Knite: Once again, Andrew Jacobsen gets denied his shot at Steve Awesome. He's going to have to wait at least another week to get some payback because that coward Steve hid behind Andrew's mom.
Willy Carter: You call him a coward, I call him smart.
Eric Hardy: We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Kelly Knite: We're back, and for winner of the most interesting match of the night, I believe it's this one coming up.
Eric Hardy: Why is that? Because of Zelda and Falcon being forced to team?
Kelly Knite: Exactly, and because it's been declared that Zelda actually has to wrestle the match, so there can't be any screwing falcon over.
Willy Carter: I'll give you this one Kelly.. it's going to be fun to see what happens... will they work as a team or not?
MATCH FOUR
ZELDA KNITE & FALCON vs. TODD WILLIAMS & CRYSTAL HILTON
Tag Team Match
{Zelda and Falcon walk to the ring together to Falcon's theme song. Zelda doesn't look happy as she follows a good distance behind him into the ring.}
Eric Hardy: Well, they don't look happy about it.
Kelly Knite: **laughing** This is great!
Willy Carter: I think you're going to enjoy this too much....
{“Superstar by Lupe Fiasco” begins to play all over the Pa system. The lights begin to flicker and we can see a couple emerging from the back. A man comes out first and he is wearing a pair of Red Rey Mysterio Jr like tights, and is wearing a matching red headband to go with the pants. He is wearing a pair of black sneakers and is wearing a black cut off t shirt that reads “You Can’t Face The Nightmare”. We can identify the man as being “The Dreamer” Todd Williams. Alongside him wearing a white skirt with white boots and a white tank top is his wife Crystal Hilton. She smiles as the two of them walk out onto the entrance hands holding hands, and they stop and stare at everyone in the audience. Todd then swings Crystal and dips her low showing off a little bit of her cleavage. Crystal pops back up and wraps an arm around Todd’s arm as they slowly make their way to the ring. Crystal seductively begins to roll her hands through her hair. Todd and Crystal finally make their way to the ring, and Crystal slowly pushes herself away from Todd and does a little dance, before placing both legs on the apron. She slowly slides in the ring, and Todd just smiles a bit as Crystal spreads her legs open in a shape of a V and then slides right through it. Todd just lays on the floor smiling to himself as Crystal claps her hands for her man. The fans cheer very loudly for Todd and he grins as they ready for the match.}
Kelly Knite: Well here we go, let the fireworks begin!
Eric Hardy: Looks like it will be Crystal and Zel...
Kelly Knite: Sydney.
Eric Hardy: **cough** Looks like it will be Crystal and Zelda starting this match off.
Willy Carter: Way to be Hardy.
{Zelda immediately starts off the match by charging at Crystal who manages to catch Zelda's arm and throws her down to the mat, then immediately drops a leg drop against the back of Zelda's neck. Crystal grabs Zelda and pulls her up, kicks her in the stomach, then nails her with a quick snap suplex. Crystal holds onto Zelda's head, turns her over and pushes back to her feet with Zelda in her arms. She lifts Zelda and puts her back down with a scoop slam, Hilton runs to the ropes, springboards off and hits a springboard moonsault! Crystal stays for the cover 1...2.. but Zelda throws the arm up. Crystal gets up and backs away, Zelda rolls over and tries to push up off the mat, and Crystal charges with a low drop kick to Knite's face. Zelda rolls over holding her face, she grabs the ropes and starts to pull heself to her feet.}
Kelly Knite: Crystal is chasing after Zelda, stalking her like a wounded animal.
Eric Hardy: Crystal has taken the early advantage, but can she keep it up against one of the best?
Willy Carter: That's a good question.
{Zelda quickly spins around and catches Crystal off guard with a hard right cross. Zelda comes at her and kicks Hilton in the stomach and then nails the single arm ddt, putting Crystal into the mat. Zelda is slow to get up but does so, Crystal is working her way to her feet, Knite runs to the ropes, bounces off and comes back with a spinning neckbreaker! Zelda gets back up, positions herself and hits the standing shooting star press and stays for the cover 1...2.. but Crystal throws her arms up. Zelda flips Crystal over, and helps her back to her feet, taking Hilton from the side, Zelda nails the METAL GEAR! Crystal is slammed hard into the mat, then rolls away and under the bottom rope to escape.}
Willy Carter: Smart move by Hilton there... try to regroup.
Eric Hardy: She's a veteran wrestler, she knows when to get a breather.
{With Crystal out of the ring, Zelda heads to her corner tags Falcon on the upper arm, bringing him into the match. She steps to the apron and glares angrily at Falcon as he jumps into the ring.}
Willy Carter: I've never seen somebody look that unhappy making a tag.
Kelly Knite: It's beautiful isn't it?
Eric Hardy: Yes Kelly... seeing her miserable is wonderful to us.
{Todd jumps over the top rope and enters the match now that Falcon has made the tag. The two meet in the middle of the ring, give a polite smack of the hands to show some sportsmanship, then lock up, Todd comes out of the tie up with the upper hand flipping Falcon onto his back... not Falcon lands on his feet, spins, and uses the momentum to flip Todd onto his back instead. Falcon runs to the ropes and bounces off, Williams is getting back up and is met with a spinning wheel kick! Falcon grabs Todd by the hair and pulls him back to his feet, he takes him and hits the side Russian leg sweep. Falcon flips back and gets to his feet, he charges back at where Todd is standing and hits a running shooting star press! He covers 1...2... but Williams throws the arm up. Falcon grabs Williams again, again pulls him to his feet, but this time Todd fights back with two quick shots to the stomach, he hits the ropes and comes back, he leaps into the air, Falcon catches him... no.. Williams spins and hits a tornado DDT!}
Kelly Knite: Oh! Good move by Williams there.
Eric Hardy: Very good job of shifting this match in his favor.
{Falcon grabs his head in pain as Williams pulls him back up. He whips Falcon into the corner, he charges into the corner and hits a running clothesline. Williams back up, Falcon staggers out and Willimas his snap mare and sends Falcon down. Falcon lifts up off the ground and Williams jumps and puts a hard drop kick right to the middle of Falcon's spine! Williams grabs Falcon, pulls him up, and then lifts him into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Todd climbs up and nails a hurricanrana off the top! Williams quickly rolls over and covers 1...2.. but Zelda is there diving onto Williams and breaking up the pin.}
Willy Carter: Zelda with the save!
Kelly Knite: Well she was told she had to actually try and win...
{Williams gets back up, he grabs Falcon and isn't getting up without him, he kicks the bird in the stomach, then runs to the ropes, he bounces off and comes back where Falcon catches him in a tilt-o-whirl but Williams spins out of it and comes out with a Canadian leg sweep! Williams gets up and steps back he begins stomping his foot and waiting for Falcon to get up. Falcon turns over, and Williams goes for his superkick finisher but Falcon side steps it and clobbers Williams with a hard clothesline! Falcon is on his knees catchign his breath now, he turns around and goes tot he corner where Zelda is just standing there with her arms crossed.}
Eric Hardy: Is she going to make the tag?
Kelly Knite: She better, or she gets the axe!
Willy Carter: So shouldn't you be rooting for her to not make the tag?
Kelly Knite: Shut up Willy.
{Falcon crawls over and reaches out for the tag, Zelda reaches in and makes the tag! She springs over the top rope and Crystal comes into the ring as Todd rolls out of the way. Zelda charges at Crystal, Crystal braces herself, she catches Zelda with the tilt-o-whirl, but Zelda spins out of it and.. RED RING OF DEATH! Crystal fights it trying to break free of the hold but she falls to her knees and there is no escape now.. the referee checks on her, Falcon jumps into the ring and catches Todd who is trying to get back in and the ref calls for the bell.}
Kelly Knite: Falcon and Zelda win this by submission!
Eric Hardy: Wow... they did it...
Willy Carter: I just knew Zelda was going to get fired.. .dang.
{Zelda breaks the hold and gets to her feet jumping up and down in celebration, the referee raises her hand and Falcon's, the two look at each other, staring at one another for a few seconds, Zelda immediately stops her celebration to focus on the man standing opposite of her.}
Eric Hardy: uh oh....
Kelly Knite: wow that sure was a sudden change of excitement.
{Falcon offers his hand, Zelda just still looks him in the face, before she takes her left hand and swats his hand away. Knite drops the mat and rolls out of the ring.}
Willy Carter: And that's the Zelda we all love, don't shake his hand, just throw your hissy fit.
Kelly Knite:...
Eric hardy: Maybe she'll forgive him one day.
SEGMENT
ROXXXIE
Go away.
{We go backstage where we see NCW's fastest rising female wrestler Roxxxie standing around in her street clothes, she doesn't have a match tonight. Chad Lights approaches her with a microphone in his hand.}
Chad Lights: Roxxxie I was wondering if I could get a few words with you tonight?
Roxxxie: I guess so chad.
Chad Lights: How does it feel to currently be the most talked about wrestler in NCW? You've got wins over Emma Danielson and Kelly Knite since just narrowly losing to Zelda night a few weeks ago, and everybody is thinking you're headed towards that next step?
Roxxxie: It feels great, I've really been working hard on.... wh.. what are you doing here?
{The camera pans around and shows the mystery man who has been hounding Roxxxie standing behind Chad Lights with two women by his side.}
Chad Lights: Who the hell are you!?
Bubblegum: You can call me Bubblegum Chad and I'm here for her.
Roxxie: Leave me alone!
Bubblegum: Come on baby, you know you can't escape who you really are.... and you and I both know who you REALLY are.
Roxxxie: I am not what you think... not anymore... just leave me along.
{The man walks up and plays with Roxxxie's hair for a second, twirling it in his fingers whiling smiling devilishly before turning around and walking away. He snaps his fingers and his associates follow.}
Roxxxie: Is that it?
Bubblegum: Oh no...I'll be back for later my dear.
{Fade out.}
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Willy Carter: So whats next?
Kelly Knite: Homeless Harold and Maniac versus Gabriel Karras and Joe Ragnal.
Willy Carter: Didn't we have this match last week?
Eric Hardy: No, we had Maniac and Karras versus Harold and Ragnal.
Willy Carter: And it ended badly, right?
Eric Hardy: Correct.
Willy Carter: Sweet! Bring the pain baby!
MATCH FIVE
TOTAL ECLIPSE vs. LEX SENSE & JOE EVERYMAN
Tag Team Match
{ "Purity" by Slipknot breaks the silence of the crowd and plunges them into total darkness. They go straight to booing as a single strobe light lights up the stage where Maniac and Homeless Harold now stands They looks from side to side before taking that first step forward which is followed by arches of flames and pyro erupting out of either side of the ramp as they walk down the center, flames all around him. They reach the ring and the flames stop as they grab the ropes and pulls themselves up onto the apron then step over the top rope. They stand in the center of the ring and look around the arena, taking in the scene as the fans just continue booing them. }
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something in you I DESPISE!
{ The music fades, the house lights return and Maniac and Homeless Harold slowly walk to their corner and wait. }
Kelly Knite: This team scares me.
Eric Hardy: It scares allot of people.
Willy Carter: Apparently not the priest.
Eric Hardy: Well he's a braver men than most.
Willy Carter: Or he's an idiot.
{ As "Violence Fetish" plays, Joe waits for the song to pick up before walking out to the crowd's cheers. He hops on the entrance ramp, pumping the crowd up heavily for his match. Joe then walks down and slaps hands with the crowd before he slides into the ring. Joe then does a kip and stands on his feet, then runs to the nearest corner, raises his fist high, and then flips off it onto his feet. }
{The opening riff to Lamb of God's "Walk with me in Hell" plays. Karras makes his way out to the ramp, without Desiree at his side. He kneels down, and prays as the song bridges, then when it explodes into the main act he's on his feet, walking to the ring. He sets the bible down on the ring steps and climbs in. He kneels in the ring corner, placing the bible down, then slamming his fist into it as he mouths more words of prayer. Then he stands, and turns to face the center of the ring.}
Kelly Knite: The tension in that ring is palpable.
Eric Hardy: You can almost feel the impending blood shed.
{ Harold and Karras are going to start us off as the ref calls for the bell. Harold beckons Karras to come to him. The priest kindly obliges and comes across the ring. Harold holds out his hand and Karras takes it, they lock up with their other hands and Harold almost immediately over powers the priest and backs him into the corner where Joe Ragnal tags himself in and leap frogs into the ring and onto Harold's shoulder, knocking him down with a Lou thez press. Rags rolls backward and onto his feet as Karras steps out onto the apron. Harold is right up and Rags connects with a vicious shin kick to the side of the head and another one to his kidney. Harold doesn't seem to be effected by the kicks so Rags goes to the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm. Harold doesn't even move. }
Willy Carter: HA! Good luck Raggy.
Kelly Knite: All he has to do is chop the big man down.
Willy Carter: All he has to do? ALL HE HAS TO DO!? HAHAHAHAHA!
Kelly Knite: Point taken.
{ Rags goes to the ropes again and spring boards off with a cross body but Harold catches him and begins to laugh hysterically as he raises him up into the air with a gorilla press before literally just letting him fall seven feet straight down stomach first across the giant's knee! }
Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold just drove the life right out of Ragnal with that knee.
{ Homeless Harold shakes his head and walks over to his partner, the two big men tag each other and Maniac steps into the ring. Ragnal staggers to his feet and turns to tag in Karras. Karras grins from ear to ear as he enters the ring. Maniac and Karras have a little stare down before both men literally lunge at each other, fists flying. Both of them connect with some hard hitting rights and lefts. Karras is giving everything he's got with every shot but Maniac is doing the same. Eventually they both manage to stagger the other at the same time and they both decide to go for clothes lines, however, Maniac's size advantage helps him drive through Karras and knock him down. The priest is right up and connects with a kick to Maniac's mid section and he grabs him quickly for a pump handle slam! Using part one of Maniac's two part finisher against him, Karras now looks for the Texas Clover leaf, but Maniac fights his way out of it. He gets back to his feet just in time for Karras to connect with a big time clothes line that nearly drives Maniac out of the ring. Karras backs up and drop kicks Maniac, sending him flying over the ropes to the out side. }
Kelly Knite: If this match spills to the outside you can expect total chaos.
Willy Carter: That's how I like it.
Eric Hardy: Yeah, well, some of us would like to see a winner here.
{ Ragnal climbs to the top rope and flies right off with the Fun Star frog splash on the downed Maniac on the outside, the fans pop like crazy. }
Willy Carter: DAMN!
{ Homeless Harold takes this opportunity to shoulder block Gabriel from behind and knock him down to the mat. Karras starts to get up but Harold kicks him right in the side of the head and knocks the priest back down. On the outside Ragnal has gotten back to his feet, he stands Maniac up and Irish whips him into the steel steps, the big man flies over them and flips onto his back. In the ring, Homeless Harold pulls Gabriel up into a power bomb position but instead drives him back first into the turn buckles! }
Eric Hardy: Gabriel is taking a beating at the hands of Homeless Harold.
Kelly Knite: Harold is a hard man to over come, especially when he jumps you from behind like that.
{ Ragnal climbs up onto the apron, Harold turns, Ragnal leaps onto the top rope and files off with the Change of the Season 450 SPEAR OFF THE TOP! }
Willy Carter: DAMN! That was impressive.
Kelly Knite: That may be enough to put Harold down, but Harold, nor Ragnal, are the legal men in the match.
{ Karras is up and he looks over to see both the giants are down. He tells Ragnal to stand Harold up. Karras barks some more orders and he and Ragnal grab Homeless Harold for a two man GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JOHN! }
Eric Hardy: Karras and Ragnal have found the same page.
Willy Carter: Didn't see that coming.
{ Maniac pulls himself up onto the apron, Ragnal connects with a diving shoulder block, Karras chops him in the neck, Maniac staggers but does not fall. Gabriel and Joe hook him over their shoulders and double team suplex him off the apron and back into the ring on top of Homeless Harold! }
Kelly Knite: This match could be just about over, they just need to put an exclamation point on it.
{ Ragnal flies back out onto the apron and begs Karras for the tag, Karras walks over and gives it to him. Ragnal scurries to the top rope, both his opponents lying on top of each other in the center of the ring, he flies off the top with another Fun Star frog splash! }
Eric Hardy: THIS COULD BE IT!
{ But both Maniac and Harold roll out of the way and Ragnal eats the canvas! Karras flies back into the ring as both Maniac and Harold stand up, they spot Karras and both big men turn and violently clothes line the pries, nearly taking his head off! Gabriel rolls to the outside holding his neck. Harold picks Ragnal up and hoists him onto his shoulder. }
Willy Carter: Hear it comes.
{Harold charges at Maniac and literally throws Ragnal off his shoulder with the Homeless Harpoon but instead of hitting the ring post, Ragnal is stopped dead in the air by Maniac's right arm across his throat sending him spinning in mid air and onto his back. Maniac covers and Harold steps on the fallen Ragnal's face as the ref counts. One. Two. Three! }
Amber Ashe: Your winners... Maniac and Homeless Harold!
Eric Hardy: What was that?
Kelly Knite: A devastating way to end the match.
Willy Carter: What do we even call that?
Kelly Knite: The Dead Pool?
Eric Hardy: Fitting name for a deadly tag team finisher.
{ Maniac and Harold both glare at their fallen rivals as we take a break. }
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Eric Hardy: Our new GM made this match as punishment.
Kelly Knite: I’m really excited that Angel is the new GM. He will really whip this place into shape.
Willy Carter: More like tilt the odds in favor of Holland and his group of jerks.
Eric Hardy: Don’t you mean……Velez….and his group of jerks?
Willy Carter: I stand by what I said.
MATCH SIX
VENOM vs. DAVE HOLLAND
Singles Match
Venom entrance
Eric Hardy: I know this match is supposed to punish Venom but he has been ready for this all week.
Kelly Knite: He thinks he’s ready. But this Dave Holland were talking about. The world champion.
Willy Carter: Pfft…Venom would be world champ already if he ever got a shot at it.
Eric Hardy: Well consider this a chance to show the world he deserves one.
Holland entrance.
Kelly Knite: World champ in the house.
Eric Hardy: Holland looks like he will enjoy this.
Willy Carter: Yeah…until the match starts.
The bell rings and the two men begin circling around the ring. The quicker Venom scans Holland for an opportunity but every time he thinks he has it Holland manages to cover it up. Venom just goes in for a tie up but Holland goes behind and puts Venom on the ground with a take down. Holland goes for a quick roll up but venom breaks out of it. Venom gets back to his feet and he goes running toward the ropes he springboards off and goes for a cross body but Holland somehow turns it into a belly to belly suplex. Venom goes up and over and is just dumped right on his head.
Eric Hardy: man did you see that? Not even a minute into this match and the big moves are coming out.
Kelly Knite: Venom seems groggy.
Willy Carter: Anyone would if they just landed on his head. But Venom is a superstar he’ll shake it off.
Venom is pulling himself to his feet as Dave comes walking up. Dave goes to grab Venom but he surprises the champ with a jawbreaker. Dave stumbles back and V shakes off the groggy and rushes after Holland. Venom grabs him and spins in the air bringing Holland down with a tornado DDT. Venom hooks the leg…1...2..Holland kicks out. Venom grabs Dave by the head and pulls him to his feet. He lands a few stiff rights and then sends Holland to the corner. Venom runs in with a huge corner splash and as Holland stumbles out of the corner Venom bounces off the ropes and nails a bulldog headlock.
Eric Hardy: I cant deny it…Venom has a handle on the world champion right now.
Kelly Knite: No one ever said Venom was a bad wrestler. Just that Holland is better.
Willy Carter: he doesn’t look better.
Venom walks up to Holland as he is getting to his feet and Dave plants a forarm into the gut of Venom. Venom hunches over but he shakes it off and hit’s a standing dropkick to the head of a kneeling Holland. Venom springboards off the second rope with a lionsault and hooks the leg. 1...2.….Holland kicks out. Venom is a bit surprised but he’s ready to end it. He signals for his straight jacket suplex and he goes to lock it in but Holland battles back with some elbows. Holland manages to whip Venom to the ropes and on the return Venom ducks a clothesline. Venom keeps running and he bounces off the second rope again but when he comes back BOOM!
Eric Hardy: MAGIC TOUCH! MAGIC TOUCH!
Kelly Knite: Dude…that was…..ouch!
Willy Carter: …..crap….
Holland hooks the leg. 1.….2.….3!!!! Hollands music plays as the ref hands him his world championship.
Eric Hardy: dave Holland can win it out of nowhere.
Kelly Knite: Thats what makes him the world champion.
Willy Carter: I hate Dave Holland.
SEGMENT
ROB DIAMOND
What I want for Christmas
{ Dope's "I don't give a F" sends the crowd into immediate uproar. Moments after the song begins, Rob Diamond walks out onto the stage. No middle fingers, no crotch chops, just a mic in hand and a looks of pure contempt on his face. }
Rob Diamond: Shut the damn music off.
{ The music dies down. }
Rob Diamond: You know, I didn't expect hugs and kisses when I came back to nCw, but I did expect people I considered my friends to be there for me. Well, Kyle, I guess I was wrong.
{ He lowers the mic and wipes at his mouth with his left hand. }
Rob Diamond: You see, KYLE has decided to take certain events way out of context and use them to be exactly what I always thought he was. A BULLY!
{ Now the crowd goes from silence to boos, hearing their messiah talked about in anything but a good light is a death sentence for anyone. }
Rob Diamond: Oh screw you. You expect me to believe a guy who PUNCHES PEOPLE when they decide to not take his advice isn't bully? HE SURE AS HELL AIN'T JESUS H CHRIST! Is he? No, of course he's not. He's a bitter old man who's best years are behind him, just doing anything he can to seem relevant. He thinks by sticking his big ugly face into everyone's business he's somehow important. Normally, I don't mind someone getting all up in my face, HOWEVER! When that someone threatens to kill me OVER NOTHING! Over his ex girl friend giving me a peck on the cheek, not only does that piss me off to no end, it screams STALKER to me and makes me want to knock his damn head off with a bat.
{ The crowd dies down a little, Rob not being entirely wrong for a change. }
Rob Diamond: So, next week asshole, I want my Christmas present a little late, because I want you in the ring. You hear me Kyle? You and me, one more time. And I promise you Kyle, PROMISE you, that I am going to break your f*beep*ing face. Suck it!
{ Rob tosses the mic on the ground and storms off into the back as his music begins to play again. }
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
SEGMENT
FALCON
If That's What He wants.
{ Backstage we find Chad Lights standing by with Falcon. }
Chad Lights: Chad Lights here with Falcon to get a quick reply to the challenge Rob Diamond just threw out there. Well, what do you say?
{ Falcon glares at Chad. }
Falcon: If that's what he wants for Christmas, who am I to deny him?
Chad Lights: So that's a "yes"?
Falcon: You know it is. Rob, next week, give it your best shot.
{ With nothing more to say, Falcon walks out of shot. }
Chad Lights: You heard it here first, next week, Rob Diamond takes on Falcon in a rematch from their feud earlier this year. It's going to be intense for sure. Back to you Eric.
{ Fade back out to the arena. }
Eric Hardy: There have only been a hand full of Death Cages in nCw and it's fair to say that each one has been more deadly than the last.
Kelly Knite: The last one featured a weed whacker and a ton of broken glass.
Willy Carter: Not to mention fire.
Eric Hardy: What that means for tonight, how far this match will escalate over the others, not to mention the bitter rivalry that has formed between the Young Guns and those who would stop them in their tracks, it's hard to say, but we're about to find out.
Kelly Knite: This match has been the talk of nCw all week Eric, and it's finally about to begin. The cage is in place, the plat form above it is set up, and above that plat form hangs the object these two men will be fighting for tonight. nCw.
Eric Hardy: Literally, a large plastic nCw logo hangs above the ring.
Willy Carter: Lame.
Eric Hardy: What would you prefer?
Willy Carter: A gun, then this would be crazy exciting.
Eric Hardy: Your disgusting.
Kelly Knite: Moving on, the first ever Death Cage live on Collision is about to begin and here comes Alex Jones.
MATCH SIX
ALEX JONES vs. DAVE HOLLAND
Death Cage Match
{The start of "outrage" by sister sin comes over the PA, the lights dim down as strobe lights follow the first few seconds before the guitar riff explodes.}
"Cool calm and all collected?
Try hide that hate from here
Let go pass by unaffected?
For what reason you choose
To never expose
Resolute in denying emotions
It s there weather like it or not
Lash out hun make it atrocious
One shot!
Show for what you lack
Spill your guts now don t hold it back"
{"The American Nightmare" Alex Jones emerges in a short sleeveless orange vest with a hood covering his facial features and black tracksuit pants, Shelly Jones his wife and manager makes her way down with him, Alex walks up the steps, climbs between the ropes and flips his hood back before removing the vest and pants}
Eric Hardy: Alex Jones has been in one Death Cage before this one, he knows how to mentally and physically prepare for one of these things, and that may be the deciding factor in who walks out alive tonight.
Kelly Knite: I'm not discounting Charlie Velez:, the man is vicious, and he may just find a way to win this thing.
Willy Carter: Giving this one to the King Cobra. Velez in the house bitches.
{ The lights in the arena shut off, leaving the crowd in anticipation for what's coming next. "Power" by Kanye West hits, and a large pyro explodes in front of the entranceway while lights begin to flicker around the arena. A few moments pass until Charlie Velez: finally emerges from the back with a spotlight shining on him. Charlie stares around at the arena before walking down the ramp and heading towards the ring. Before he walks in, Charlie stops at the bottom of the ramp and throws his arms up in the air, as more pyros begin to explode in front of the titantron, lighting up the arena. Charlie slowly lowers his arms, still glaring at the fans before slowly walking up the steps and then heading towards the ring. He walks over to the corner across from him and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, holding his arms up in the air once more. He is unfazed by the boos and the pyros, staring straight into the camera trying to send a message towards his opponent. Charlie finally walks down the second turnbuckle and turns towards Alex Jones and just glares at him with a smirk. }
Kelly Knite: All night long you could cut the tension in this arena with a knife, but some how, these two men just found a way to raise the tension in here to a whole new level. This may be our biggest Collision main event ever.
Eric Hardy: It very well could be, and will easily be our most violent.
Willy Carter: Which will make it my favorite main event ever.
Eric Hardy: Your a seriously disturbed man.
Willy Carter: I know, it's why you love me.
{ The ref locks the cage door on the outside and calls for the bell. }
Eric Hardy: Now the only way to win this match is to climb out of the cage, onto the plat form above it and grab the nCw logo hanging above that. Meaning, quite literally, anything goes. As you can see the cage is covered in weapons meant to maim and hurt the men in the ring.
{ Velez looks around himself and smiles, Alex doesn't move just yet. The fans begin to stomp their feet, the tension building to a crescendo before both men at exactly the same time turn and grab steel chairs off the cage wall. }
Kelly Knite: Here we go.
{ Velez and AJ charge one another, chairs raises, they come crashing down and clang against each other. Both men are rocked by the colliding chairs and step back to take another swing, this time their chairs connect each other's shoulders, but that doesn't stop either of them as they both take several more swings. The chairs continue to bounce off of each others as both men look for that golden opportunity to chop the other man's head off. }
Willy Carter: STEEL CHAIR FIGHT! YES!
{ Charlie rears back and straight kicks Alex's chair right into his face. Alex stumbles back and almost falls onto the barbed wire wrapped wall of the cage. He sighs just a moment too soon as Charlie brings his steel chair down around Alex's head. Jones drops to his knees, he tries to stand up but Charlie brings the chair around again and slams it against the side of Alex's head. Jones goes down. }
Eric Hardy: He's looking to end Alex's career tonight.
Kelly Knite: Pretty easy way to do it.
{ Velez slams the chair down on top of Alex and begins to stomp the chair over his back with his foot. Alex groans with every single shot as Charlie smiles away, stomping the chair into Alex's spine. Velez backs off and drops a knee down on the chair, hard, putting all his weight behind it. }
Willy Carter: The King Cobra really wants to drive this point home.
{ Charlie looks around the cage now and begins to pick which weapons he'd like to use, the first he notices is the barbed wire wrapped wall of the cage. AJ begins to move under the chair as Charlie walks over to the wall, he looks around for wire cutters, spots a trash can full of weapons and begins to dig through it. Alex pulls himself up on the ropes. Charlie turns around, wire cutters in hand and Alex Jones throws a FIRE BALL INTO HIS FACE! }
Willy Carter: WHAT THE HELL!?
{ Charlie drops the cutters and falls to the mat, clutching his face, screaming in pain. }
Eric Hardy: You can smell the singed flesh and hair, it's a truly disgusting smell.
Willy Carter: The hell is he, a demon?
Kelly Knite: No you idiot, he obviously brought some flammable material with him to the ring.
Willy Carter: What a dick.
Eric Hardy: He's looking to win in the most brutal way possible.
Willy Carter: D. I. C. K.
{ Charlie is still rolling on the mat holding his face. Alex walks over to another trash can and reaches in, he pulls out a hand full of salt... Velez starts to stand up and tries to open his eyes as Alex whips the hand full of sat into his face! Velez screams in pain as the salt immediately boroughs it's way into any and all of the open burn wounds from the fire ball! }
Eric Hardy: Literally rubbing salt in the wound.
{ Alex Jones grins from ear to ear as Charlie Velez: can't even open his eyes. Jones comes flying across the ring and just drives both feet into the face of Velez, knocking him to the mat. Alex is right up and spring boards off the ropes with a moon sult. Jones is right up, he picks up the chair from before and climbs to the top rope. Alex comes off the top, placing the chair under his feet, he double foot stomps the chair on top of Charlie Velez:'s sternum! }
Kelly Knite: He could of just broken one of Velez's ribs!
{ AJ rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes again, another spring board and this time a leg drop across the chair. Velez moans loudly, AJ pulls him to his feet and goes to run him face first into the barbed wire but Velez puts on the brakes and grabs the ropes. AJ tries to force him into the barbed wire but Charlie fights it off as hard as he can. Charlie drives an elbow into Alex's gut and breaks free. He goes for a Russian leg sweep but AJ throws his hands out and catches the ropes and blocks his face from hitting the barbed wire. Charlie stands up, still wiping at his eyes. He stomps over to the trash can and rips it off the floor. AJ stands up and Charlie drives the flat end of the trash can, edge first, into the forehead of AJ! }
Eric Hardy: OH! And Velez just busted Alex wide open!
Willy Carter: Gotta watch for the venomous strike of the King Cobra!
{ Velez drives the sharp edge into AJ's forehead again and again until AJ drops to a knee, now Velez turns the can, puts it down and DDTs Alex onto the trash can! Velez stands up, confident as ever, he pulls Alex to his feet and Irish whips him into the cage wall with the barbed wire. Alex almost bounces off the ropes but his flesh catches the sharp barbs which is more than enough to hold him up for a second, opening hundreds of small wounds on his back. }
Kelly Knite: Velez finally got AJ with that barbed wire wall.
{ Velez drops kicks Alex right in the chest and sends him into the barbed wire a second time. }
Eric Hardy: It's possibly the most dangerous weapon in the whole damn match.
{ AJ staggers and falls to the mat. Charlie grabs him by the hair and drives him face first into the barbed wire wall, grating him across it over and over again. AJ's face has quickly become a crimson mask of pain. }
Willy Carter: Now Charlie is going to slowly suck the life from Alex Jones until he deems it fit to win this match.
Eric Hardy: That very well could be his plan.
{ Velez drops Alex onto the mat and backs off. He looks around the ring again and spots his new favorite weapon, a table. Charlie pulls the table down off the wall and sets her up in the middle of the ring. Alex is trying to stand up but Velez buts a stop to that rather quickly when punts Alex's face into the barbed wire wall. }
Kelly Knite: Velez will not let Alex catch a break here.
Willy Carter: Yeah, because that would be dumb.
{ Charlie pulls Alex to his feet and rolls him onto the table. Velez climbs up onto the table, stands Alex up. Charlie is looking for Closure but just as he goes for it, Alex connects with an enzugiri, stalling the move and quickly turns and connects with a Pele kick, knocking Velez down to his knees. AJ hits a shin kick to the side of the head and Velez goes down on the table. Alex turns and leaps from the table to the ropes, using the cage wall to climb up, Alex reaches the top of the cage, he turns, Charlie still laying on the table and now it's time for the SPIRAL TAP! THROUGH THE TABLE! }
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD!
Kelly Knite: ALEX JONES JUST KILLED Charlie Velez:!
Willy Carter: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
{ Both men lay in the rubble of the table, not moving. The fans are going to blow the roof off the building, "AJ" chants erupt all around the arena. }
Eric Hardy: Alex Jones just put his life on the line to put an exclamation point on why he belongs in the elite group of men who have taken a stand against Charlie Velez: and his Young Guns.
Kelly Knite: You can say that again Eric. If there was ever any doubt as to whether Alex Jones was ready for the main event or not, it's been dispelled after that one move.
{ AJ is the first to start moving, he rolls off of Velez and drags himself to his feet. Jones stumbles his way over to a black bag handing on the wall. He pulls the bag down and opens it up, he becomes like a kid in a candy store when he sees whats inside. }
Willy Carter: Whats in the bag?
{ Charlie begins to stir as Alex whips out a Count Dooku replica force FX light saber... WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!!!!! }
Willy Carter: NO WAY!
{ Velez is up and he staggers his way toward Alex who whips around and connects with a saber slash across the face of Charlie Velez:, the barbed wire saber cutting him open in several places on his face! The crowd doesn't even know what to do right now, nerdgasm. }
Eric Hardy: As awesome as that is, it has to hurt.
{ AJ swings again and smacks Charlie across the other side of his face, he thrusts and drives the saber into the gut of Velez then spins around just like in the moves and slashes Charlie across the gut. Velez staggers away, trying to escape the vicious shots from the barbed wire wrapped saber. AJ will not let him escape and instead cracks him so hard across the back that the top half of the saber snaps off. }
Kelly Knite: Oh, no way that felt good. Look at Velez, he's sliced like a bag of shredded cheddar cheese.
Willy Carter: With a damn light saber.
{ AJ grins and wraps that sucker around Velez's neck and begins to choke him with whats left of the red blade! Charlie struggles to break free and finally resorts to slamming the back of his head into the bridge of Alex's nose. Jones falls back and Velez turns with a spinning back fist followed by a European upper cut. Charlie picks AJ up with a fireman's carry and drops him with a double knee gut buster! }
Eric Hardy: Jones' offense took a real toll on Velez and that head butt was pure desperation.
Willy Carter: At this point it's all about survival.
{ Velez staggers over to the wall and pulls off two light tubes. AJ is right behind him and Charlie turns shattering both light tubes against either side of AJ's head. Jones just stands there for a second before face planting on the mat. Charlie looks up and rips a three foot chain down off the wall. }
Kelly Knite: Bad to worse now.
{ Charlie wraps the chair around the neck of Alex Jones. }
Eric Hardy: Yeah, I don't like where this is going.
{ Charlie climbs up the ropes and pulls Alex with him, throwing the chain over his shoulder and muscles Alex off the mat from the top rope and begins to strangle him, Alex's feet just inches off the mat. }
Willy Carter: And this would be how a constrictor kills it's prey.
{ Velez feels Alex's struggling becoming weaker and decides to hold on for another few seconds before letting him drop to the mat, seemingly passed out. }
Kelly Knite: This is the opportunity that Charlie has been waiting for.
{ Charlie begins to climb up the side of the cage. }
Eric Hardy: Alex Jones had the life strangled right out of him.
{ Velez's hand reaches the top of the cage. }
Kelly Knite: Jones needs to snap out of it and come back to life, right now.
{ Jones rolls over on the mat. Charlie pulls himself on to the top of the cage. Alex stands up and falls onto the ropes. Charlie carefully bridges the gap between the cage and the plat form. Alex climbs up the ropes and onto the cage wall. }
Willy Carter: It's too late baby, Alex has this.
{ Jones pulls himself up as fast as he can, feeling the end is near. Charlie walks rather arrogantly toward the center of the platform, toward victory. Alex pulls himself up onto the plat form. Charlie grabs for the nCw logo as Alex Jones comes running up from behind and drives a knee into Charlie's back. Velez falls forward, Alex grabs him by the hair and runs him toward the edge of the plat form in the direction of the announcer's table... ALEX JONES WITH A FLYING BULL DOG OFF THE EDGE OF THE PLAT FORM! DRIVING Charlie Velez: AND HIMSELF THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!! }
Eric Hardy: THAT'S IT! IT HAS TO BE OVER!
Kelly Knite: Alex Jones just pulled a page from Angel's play book right there. That was definitely in homage to his former partner.
Willy Carter: I can't even believe I just saw that. That was insane.
Eric Hardy: How are they even going to get back into the cage after that?
{ Neither of them move. }
Kelly Knite: I don't think they can.
{ Wesker and his medical staff begin to rush the ring side area. }
Willy Carter: No, they can't be calling this one.
{ Wesker appears to be trying to talk to both men, Alex responds, then so does Velez. }
Eric Hardy: I think he's trying to find out if their able to continue.
{ Wesker shakes his head and sighs, he tells the ref they want to keep going. The fans in attendance begin to clap and cheer. }
Kelly Knite: Their inhuman!
{ Both of them use each other to get up. Velez is the first to connect with a right hand. Alex hits one of his own. Velez spins around and slaps AJ across the face, Alex goes for the Picture Perfect drop kick but Charlie slaps him down. Velez moves away from the wreckage of the table and grabs at the cage wall. AJ is up and he kicks Velez in the back. Charlie turns around and AJ goes for another right hand but Velez blocks it and nails AJ with CLOSURE! }
Willy Carter: The Cobra struck!
Eric Hardy: No way Alex will be getting up from that.
{ Velez smiles suddenly, having had a devilish idea. }
Kelly Knite: Why does he look happy?
Willy Carter: Victory is within his grasp.
{ Charlie pulls up the ring apron and looks under the ring. He stands up and goes to another side, looking underneath again he finds what he's looking for, a ladder. }
Eric Hardy: I can't even begin to imagine how awful this is going to be for both men.
{ Charlie brings the ladder over to the ramp area and sets it up. Alex slowly stands up, wiping the blood out of his eyes. }
Kelly Knite: Both men have lost so much blood tonight, how are they able to continue?
Willy Carter: Their bad ass.
{ Charlie sees Alex making his way around the ring. Charlie crouches down as Alex comes around the side, Velez explodes from the ground with a big spear and drives Alex into the ring steps! Velez doesn't let go and hits an over head belly to belly suplex on the arena floor. Alex tries to roll through it but Charlie grabs him from behind and drags him back with a sick German suplex, Alex's head connecting with the steel ring steps and opening a deep gash in the back of his head! }
Eric Hardy: That has to be it, Alex has to be done for.
Kelly Knite: I'm not sure how you could come back from that.
Willy Carter: You don't, Charlie wins.
{ Velez smiles, he isn't done yet. He pulls AJ up and throws him into the ladder. Velez goes to the other side and begins to climb up, he reaches around and pulls Alex up as well, with the help of Velez, both men make it to the top of the ladder. Charlie looks around then behind himself, to the ring entrance ramp. }
Eric Hardy: This is going to be so bad for both men.
{ Velez grabs Alex Jones and pulls him up onto his shoulders on top of the fifteen foot ladder for the FINAL DESTINATION OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE STEEL RING ENTRANCE!!! }
"HOLY SHHH! HOLY SHHH!"
Kelly Knite: They just keep pushing that envelope. If they keep this up, their both going to end up dead before we have a winner.
Eric Hardy: This is what they live for, this sort of brutal challenge.
Willy Carter: I live for this kind of violence.
{ Charlie is slow to his feet, but he does get up. }
