The opening Pyro for Collision hits, as we move to the announcer table with Willy Carter and Eric Hardy.
Eric Hardy: Welcome to nCw Collision, and what a show we have for you.
Willy Carter: You mean another show where Spike Kane is laid out, yeah I'm excited about it
Eric Hardy: Anyways, Angel Takes on Kole, And in the main event Spike Kane and the Burning take on Blake Fields and Adam Knite
Willy Carter: Anyways, we have former nCw National Champion Ricky Johnson is taking on Homeless Harold.
( From behind the curtain
saunters Homeless Harold, he looks at the crowd, seemingly confused and nervous.
He reaches out to slap a hand but then nervously reaches back. He walks, very
introverted to the ring where he enters and rocks back and forth gently. )
Willy Carter: One word, creepy.
Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold is three for three since coming to nCw, let's see if
he can continue that streak tonight against a veteran and nCw's first triple
crown champion, Ricky Johnson.
( "It's all over" plays over the PA system. Ricky
Johnson emerges from the backstage area, with Roxi in toe, and sneer on his
face. He walks casually down the aisle, making it a point not to let fans touch
him. They boo him. Roxi hits the ring first and enters between the middle and
bottom rope, while Ricky slides in. )
Eric Hardy: This is going to be a true test for Homeless Harold, Ricky Johnson
has beaten some of nCw's best.
Willy Carter: Too bad he's never beaten THE best, Mr. Steve Awesome.
Eric Hardy: I really miss Kelly sometimes.
Willy Carter: I miss when your opinion mattered, OH SNAP IT DOESN'T!!!
( Ricky Johnson is in the ring, Homeless Harold stands across
the ring from him awaiting the bell. The bell sounds, Ricky hesitates, measuring
the man before him. Harold lumbers across the ring, Ricky ducks around him and
chops him in the back, then again, Harold stumbles then swings his left arm
around. Ricky ducks and lands a few stiff shots to the gut of Harold. Harold
grabs his stomach and backs off. Ricky lands a strait on kick to Harold's gut
then grabs Harold's head and slams it into the turn buckle. Ricky tries to grab
him for a ddt but Harold picks Ricky up and just tosses him to the outside where
Ricky lands hard on the padding. )
Eric Hardy: The raw strength of the Homeless one is going to be tough for Ricky
to over come.
Willy Carter: Eric, when are you going to learn, if your not Steve Awesome then
your going to have a hard time doing anything.
( Ignoring the ridiculous statement we return to the ring.
Harold does not wait in the ring as he climbs through the ropes to the outside.
Ricky is just getting up as Harold chops Ricky with all his might on the back.
Ricky falls to the floor. Harold steps on the back of Ricky's head and just
presses it into the padded floor. Ricky screams out in pain. The ref has
dismissed the ten count and pleads with Harold to bring the match back inside.
Harold complies and rolls into the ring. Ricky pulls himself up on the guard
rail and starts to walk around the ring. )
Eric Hardy: Is Ricky leaving?
Willy Carter: No way.
Eric Hardy: I have never known Ricky Johnson to walk away from a match.
( The ref continues his count as Ricky makes it to the ramp.
Harold pushes the ref out of the way and climbs out of the ring. Ricky smiles
then charges full blast down the ramp, picking up as much momentum as possible
and spears Homeless Harold with everything he has, driving his back into the
ring apron. Ricky mounts the fallen giant and unleashes a folly of punches and
elbows, hitting both his mask, the sides of his head, and his chest. Again the
ref makes a plea for the match to continue inside the ring. )
Eric Hardy: Looks like Ricky was just trying to pull a fast one on Harold.
Willy Carter: Hey, it worked. Ricky's half this guys size, gotta do everything
you can to get an advantage.
( Ricky gets off of Harold, starts to walk away then turns
around again and runs in and drop kicks Harold right in the face. Ricky gets
right up and rolls in the ring where he orders the ref to count. )
1..2
Eric Hardy: Now I see what he was doing.
3..4..
Eric Hardy: He wanted to daze the giant long enough to get him counted out.
5..6
Willy Carter: Two words Eric.
7..
Willy Carter: Epic Fail.
8..
( Harold pulls himself up. )
9..
( And rolls in the ring. )
Eric Hardy: Just in time.
Willy Carter: For an ass whooping.
( Ricky flies at Harold, stomping him on the back, dropping
several elbows over and over again, doing what he can to keep the big man down.
Ricky grabs the top rope and uses it for leverage as he continues to bury his
boot in the back of Homeless Harold. )
Eric Hardy: Johnson trying to prove a point here tonight.
Willy Carter: Little dudes pissed?
( Ricky grabs Harold by the mask and pulls him to his feet, he
spins him around so his backs to the ref and pokes Harold through the face mask
in the eye then drops him with a code breaker double knee to the face. )
Eric Hardy: Johnson with a poke to the eyes which he follows up with that code
breaker maneuver.
Willy Carter: The size difference here is apparent, you gotta do what you gotta
do to pull out the win here.
Eric Hardy: Is that Steve Awesome's moto?
Willy Carter: Guys the World Champion, can't argue with what works.
( Once again Ricky pulls Harold to his feet, he goes to Irish
Whip him but Harold refuses to move and instead pulls Ricky back and lands a
devastating clothes line that just levels Ricky Johnson. Harold tries to shake
out the cob webs and perhaps let the vision return to his eye. Ricky gets up,
goes off the ropes, Harold turns just in time to catch Ricky in a side slam. )
Eric Hardy: Impressive ring awareness from the Homeless one.
( Harold still can't quite see as he uses the ropes to stand
up. Ricky nurses his back as he rolls out of the way. Harold saunters to wards
Ricky, Ricky shoulder blocks Harold right in the right leg, Harold stumbles.
Johnson gets to his feet and kicks Harold as hard as he can in the right leg,
then goes off the ropes and drop kicks Harold in the leg. Harold goes down to
one knee. Ricky goes off the ropes and bull dogs Homeless Harold. )
Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold weakens Johnson with every move, but Johnson showing
his veteran stripes with a calculated attack on Harold's leg.
Willy Carter: Steve could level this guy with one move.
Eric Hardy: A low blow?
Willy Carter: It's a move, isn't it?
( Ricky rolls Harold over and goes for a figure four leg lock,
but Harold pushes Ricky with all his strength and sends him flying into the
corner. Harold pushes himself up, favoring his leg. Ricky comes out of the
corner at full steam, Harold bounces off the ropes and nails Ricky hard with a
Battering Ram head butt to the midsection. Both men fall to the mat, Ricky
gripping his stomach, Harold holding his head. )
Eric Hardy: Did you see that? Desperation move right there from Homeless Harold.
Willy Carter: I don't know where Kelly digs these guys up, but Homeless Harold
is definitely not a wrestler in the true sense of the word.
Eric Hardy: He gets the job done. Albeit by hurting himself too.
( Homeless Harold grabs
the ropes and uses them to pull himself up, his leg still bothering him. Ricky
Johnson is up, still in pain. He goes off the ropes and charges at Harold,
Harold scoops him up and throws him over his shoulder. )
Eric Hardy: I think it's time for the Homeless Harpoon.
( On cue Homeless Harold throws Ricky head first into the ring
post for the Homeless Harpoon. Ricky falls back wards and Harold pins. )
1..2..3
Amber Ashe: Your winner by pinfall, HOMELESS HAROLD!
(The show cuts
backstage where Jimmy Zane is standing by with Chad Lights.)
Chad Lights - I am here with Jimmy Zane, the VooDoo Child himself. Jimmy, you
weren't scheduled to appear this week. What are you doing here?
Jimmy Zane - Chad, I just stopped in for a few minutes, because I have been
inundated with emails and letters asking me why I turned on Phillip Burns last
week on Collision.
Chad Lights - Well, now that you brought it up....
Jimmy Zane - I didn't turn on him, I saw an opening and I took it. In case you
slackass junkmoneys haven't noticed, I am not here to hold hands and sing
kumbaya! I am here to compete against the best because I am the best! People
like your current extreme champion, Phillip Burns needs to understand that you
can't trust anyone. I simply did it before he did it to me.
Chad Lights - Yeah, well, what makes you think he would have done it to you?
Jimmy Zane - Dude, a blind man could see he would have stabbed me in the back
quicker than a hooker could drop her panties for a dollar! Phillip Burns is that
kind of people, Chad. Remember my first night here in nCw? I do! I remember it
like it was yesterday! I walked out of the owner's office and was blindsided by
the very same man, Phillip Burns. Attacked and beaten from behind, and I didn't
even know the dude! So tell me, Chad, what makes you think he wouldn't have done
it?
Chad Lights - Well, I can't say that he... ummm.. well...
Jimmy Zane - Exactly my point, Chad. You can't say he wouldn't have done it
because we all know that he would! Phillip Burns is a rash on the ass of nCw and
I plan on taking care of that when he and I step in the ring together! I am done
with being Mr. Nice Guy! I am done with walking in a shadow so big that it
engulfs the very room I am in. JimmY Zane is coming, Burnsy, and you can damn
sure bet that he is bringing his very best with him
Chad Lights - This seems to be a new attitude for you, Jimmy. What brought this
on?
Jimmy Zane - What brought this on? I tell you what brought it on, Chad. LOSING!
Plain and simple! I hate to lose, and I don't plan on losing again for a very,
very long time. It all starts next week, when I return to Collision. Burns, you
may not know what it's like to be beaten within an inch of your life, but the
next time we step into the ring together, you will REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
(Jimmy walks off, practically running over Chad Lights as
he leaves and the scene cuts back to ringside.)
AJ Phoenix defeated Mike Honcho
"Uhnhhuunhhhuhhnnaaa..."
"Let's FIGHT!"
(Falcon emerges from the smoke as the dual guitars blast sonic waves into the
arena. He runs to the left on the stage, throwing his hands up, urging the crowd
to their feet.)
"We're face to face.."
"Loyalty.. is what.. I need.. to see from you.."
"You're insecure.."
"I can see the fear that breeds in your heart.."
(He runs back to the right, feeling the energy and feeding off it. More
gestures, the crowd is near frenzied by this point.)
"Where will you run"
"Where will you hide"
"I see the blood"
"Drip from your eyes"
"Lets get it on"
"And we'll fight!"
(He runs back to the center, then down the ramp. Sliding nimbly into the ring,
moving to the corner and leaping from the canvas to the top turnbuckle.)
"I know who you are."
"The Leader of lost souls."
"You can't kill me.. I'm Immortal.."
(He drops down, moving to the ropes on no particular side, and standing on them,
half on the bottom, half on the middle, arm raised in the devil horns.)
"I'm not afraid to die."
"My soul will travel on."
"You can't kill me.. I'm IMMORRRTTTAAALLL.."
Eric Hardy: The first of our three competitors tonight, Falcon, the current
National Champion. Quite the impressive athlete.
Willy Carter: For a guy who so desperately wants to be Steve Awesome, he isn't
half bad.
Eric Hardy: I'm just going to ignore that idiotic statement.
Willy Carter: What'd you say?
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening riff of
"Tip Your Bartender" flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane as
once the vocals kick in Brad Kane appears in the entry way with Megan at his
side. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before taking a few steps and
throwing his arm up into the air, letting out a tribal war cry. He then makes
his way down the ring with Megan following him. A few hands get slapped but not
many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron as Megan goes up
the stairs. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to
the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle, looking out into the
crowd. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the
same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as Megan
gives him a kiss good luck before exiting the ring. Brad then waits for the
match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Willy Carter: This guy really pisses me off. What makes him think he can even
stand in the same ring as Steve Awesome?
Eric Hardy: He's Brad Kane, the original leader of the Age of the Revolution, a
former World Title contender, and a guy who destroyed Lance Ryan in one of the
most grueling matches I have ever seen.
Willy Carter: And still I don't see why his name should even be mentioned in the
same breath as Steve Awesome.
Eric Hardy: Willy... Never mind.
Hammerhead by The Offspring starts blasting over the PA
system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place.
"I am the one,
Camouflage and guns,
Risk my life
To keep my people from harm"
"Authority,
Vested in me
I sacrifice
With my brothers in arms"
Joe Everyman then comes out onto the stage. He looks into the crowd, holding his
arm up with belt in hand. Maria Williams walks out from behind Joe and looks
into the crowd too. Joe gives Maria a kiss on the cheek as they both start to
walk down the ramp.
"Through this doorway,
What's on the other side?
Never knowing
Exactly what I'll find
Locked and loaded
Voices screaming
Let's go!
Come on do it!
Here we go"
Joe Everyman and Maria Williams continue walking down the ramp looking into the
crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a Brock Lesnar esk jump.
"I'll take a life
That others may live
Oh that's just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes
It hammers in my head
Where it'll end
Nobody knows"
"I'll take a life
Ten others may live
Oh that's just the way it goes
It's playing over and over in my head
Where it'll end
Nobody knows "
Joe Everyman walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He looks around in the
crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe
then stands and waits.
"Stay the course
Reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
"Smoke and dust
Enemies are crushed
Nothing left
Where a man once stood"
"Through this doorway,
What's on the other side?
Never knowing
Exactly what I'll find
Locked and loaded,
Voices screaming
Let's go
I'm just doing what I'm told "
Eric Hardy: Joe Everyman, this guy has been on one tremendous down ward spiral,
let's see if he can correct that tonight.
Willy Carter: God he sucks.
( The bell rings and Falcon makes for Joe Everyman with all of
his might, Joe expecting it goes for a clothes line which Falcon ducks and
immediately follows with a spinning heel kick to the back of Joe's head. Joe
stumbles right into a running European upper cut from Brad Kane. Brad and Falcon
both look at each other before they both throw high kicks, their shins
connecting, Falcon swings with a left jab that Brad counters into an arm drag
take down, which he holds into an arm bar for a submission. Joe Everyman is to
his feet and he begins to stomp Falcon on the left shoulder. The ref pushes
Everyman back, Brad release the hold, gets up, sprints at Joe and lands a
Running drop kick to the chest. Everyman flies backwards and through the ropes
to the outside. Falcon gets up to his feet, holding his left shoulder, trying to
loosen it back up. Brad doesn't give him much time as he kicks Falcon right in
the arm, then again, then he takes Falcon's arm and twists it around. Falcon
drops down to one knee. )
Eric Hardy: Brad working over the arm of Falcon
Willy Carter: Stealing a page right out of Steve's book.
Eric Hardy: So Steve owns the rights to every move in wrestling?
Willy Hardy: If he does it, he owns it, simple as that.
Eric Hardy: I am just baffled by your stupidity.
Willy Carter: As I am by your ugly.
( Falcon front flips, grabs Brad's right arm and twists it
around, Brad goes for a kick but Falcon grabs a hold of Brad and lands a perfect
Mike Rotundo hip toss. Everyman is back in the ring and clubs Falcon right in
the back of the head, following up with a reverse neck breaker. Everyman gets
back to his feet, he locks up with Brad Kane and backs Brad into the corner.
Everyman lands a right knee to Brad's midsection, Brad slides a stiff left elbow
past Everyman and nails him in the face. Everyman backs off, Brad pulls himself
up on the top rope and flies off with a diving European Upper cut that levels
Joe Everyman. )
Eric Hardy: The fast paced action in this match is really going to light up this
arena.
Willy Carter: Not a much as Steve could.
Eric Hardy: Willy, is Steve all that matters to you?
Willy Carter: Yup.
Eric Hardy: *stunned silence.*
( Falcon comes flying out of no where with a flying knee
strike, completely catching Brad Kane by surprise. Brad nearly falls over the
top rope, Falcon takes a hold of Brad and drops him with an evenflow DDT. Falcon
gets right back up, jumps up to the top rope. Falcon flies off the top looking
for a Five Star Frog Splash, but Joe Everyman lands a deadly drop kick right to
the side of Falcon's head. Everyman does not relent as he pulls Falcon right up
to his feet and lands a hard knife edge chop. Brad Kane gets up and stiff kicks
Falcon in the chest, working with Everyman for the moment. Joe with another
knife edge chop followed by another kick from Brad Kane, Falcon backs up into
the corner, Everyman rushes in with a clothes line, he turns around and catches
a round house kick to the face from Brad Kane. )
Eric Hardy: OH MY GOD! What an amazing kick by Brad Kane. And Everyman showing
some dominance in the ring too.
Willy Carter: I bet...
Eric Hardy: Can the Steve Awesome propaganda.
Willy Carter: I was going to say, I bet that hurt allot.
Eric Hardy: Yeah...
( Brad backs up and flies at Falcon, Falcon goes to move but
instead he catches a nasty knee strike to the midsection followed up by a hard
snap mare. Falcon is seated on the mat, Brad Kane begins kicking Falcon as hard
as he can in the back. Everyman makes it to his feet, he grabs Brad Kane by the
hair, Brad throws an elbow strike to Everyman's neck, Everyman lets go, Brad
drops Everyman hard with an Uranage Backbreaker. Brad Kane runs to the corner,
climbs to the top rope and crushes Everyman's midsection with a diving double
foot stomp. )
Eric Hardy: A sickening thud emanating from Everyman's stomach. Joe is taking a
little bit of a beating tonight.
Willy Carter: He betrayed Falcon and the Social Enemies, that and he kind of
sucks, at everything.
Eric Hardy: Joe is a decorated wrestler who is holding his own against two of
nCw's finest.
Willy Carter: Sure he is.
( Brad Kane doesn't give Everyman a chance to breath as he
rolls Everyman over and locks him in a high angled Boston crab. Joe is screaming
in pain, doing everything he can to reach the ropes. Falcon comes off the ropes
and lands a hard Step up Enzigiri. Brad falls backwards, Falcon rolls Everyman
over and pins. )
Eric Hardy: Falcon could have it.
1..2.. NO!
Eric Hardy: Not quite.
Willy Carter: Everyman is surprisingly resilient.
( Joe Everyman kicked out, Falcon pounds the mat, Brad Kane
grabs Falcon by the head and pulls him to his feet, Falcon knife edge chops Brad
Kane, then again, and again, and one final knife edge chop to the
"Woo!" of the crowd. Falcon nails a super kick that lays Brad Kane out
and runs at the ropes, spring boarding off the second rope and delivering a
perfect leg drop. Falcon pins Brad Kane. )
Eric Hardy: Is Falcon going to get it with a leg drop?
1..2.. NO!
Willy Carter: No Steve Awesome, I'll say that.
( Brad Kane just kicked out, Falcon grabs Brad by the head and
lands several hard elbow strikes to the face. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!! )
Eric Hardy: Falcon is a little aggressive tonight.
Willy Carter: Must've got tired of the short jokes and all the roll up remarks.
It'd be pretty funny if he lost to a roll up tonight.
( Falcon goes to get up but is caught by Everyman with a
massive spear. Everyman follows up with his own ground and pound maneuver,
apparently fed up with taking the brunt of everyones attacks. Everyman grabs
Falcon by the head and slams the back of his skull into the mat, one, two,
three, four times. Everyman lifts his right hand high, taunting the crowd then
punches Falcon right in the face. Everyman stands up, Brad Kane comes at him,
Everyman scoops him up and slams him down. )
Eric Hardy: Joe Everyman is pissed off and he isn't going to take it anymore.
Willy Carter: Ten bucks says he takes it on his back with a smile.
Eric Hardy: Your a sick man.
Willy Carter: That's what your mother said too.
( Joe wastes no time at all as he pulls Brad to his feet and
nails a vertical suplex. Falcon starts to get up but Joe grabs him and pulls him
up for a Power Bomb. Brad Kane is up and comes at Joe, but is quickly taken down
with an arm drag. Joe pulls Brad Kane up and gives him a spine buster right on
top of Falcon. Joe now signals for the top rope and begins to climb while both
his opponents lay in a heap on top of each other. )
Eric Hardy: Joe is planning something big here, the crowd is on their feet.
( Everyman is on the top rope, the fans are going crazy at
this point. With one last look out to the jam packed arena, Everyman flies off
the top rope with a Moonsault crashing down on top of his two opponents. The
fans are on their feet screaming and cheering for Joe Everyman and that crazy
maneuver. )
Eric Hardy: OH MY GAWD!!!!
"NC DUB! NC DUB! NC DUB!!!!!"
Eric Hardy: I don't believe it, Joe Everyman is out side of his mind. Go for the
pin Joe, go for the pin.
( Everyman gets right up and throws his fist in the air and
spins in a circle, overly excited by what he's just done. With out even thinking
he goes off the ropes and comes back with a baseball slide into Falcon's face.
He gets right up and punt kicks Brad Kane in the face, followed by an elbow
drop. Everyman locks Brad in a crippler crossface. )
Eric Hardy: Everyman is looking to end it with a submission.
Willy Carter: Should have pinned when he had the chance, now he's giving Falcon
the time he needs to recover.
( Falcon gets up, sees Everyman wrenching Brad's neck back and
quickly kicks Joe in the chest. Joe lets go of the hold and Falcon pulls him
back into a dragon sleeper. Joe can't breath and he can't reach the ropes,
however Brad Kane is up and drop kicks Falcon right in the face, knocking him
back into the ropes. Brad pulls himself up on the ropes, Everyman meets him,
Brad slams Everyman in the face with a BK Backfist, dropping Everyman and going
right for the pin. )
Eric Hardy: A devastating BK backfist and this could be all she wrote.
1..2.. Falcon breaks it up.
Willy Carter: Falcon has managed to keep his dream of mattering alive a little
bit longer.
( At the last second Falcon flew out of the corner to break up
the count. Falcon and Brad Kane stand up together and begin to lay in the rights
and lefts. Everyman rolls out of the way. Brad Kane will not back down, neither
will Falcon, the crowd can't decide who to back as they continue to just beat
the hell out of each other. From off to the side Joe Everyman comes flying in
for a double clothes line, but both Brad and Falcon turn and cold cock Joe in
the face, Joe bounces off the ropes and they pick him up for a double suplex.
Everyman lands hard as Brad heads for the top rope, Falcons runs at the ropes,
Brad comes off with a Frog Splash, Falcon spring boards off the ropes with a leg
drop, both landing on Everyman at the same time. both go for a pin. )
Willy Carter: They both can't pin can they?
Eric Hardy: I guess so.
1..2..
Eric Hardy: But I don't think they want a tie...
( They both broke it off to attack the other. Falcon and Brad
lock up right over Everyman, both bringing each other to their feet. Falcon goes
for a kick that Brad catches, Brad swings his leg over Falcon's but Falcon
ducks, Everyman trips Brad Kane and grabs Falcon in school boy pin. )
Eric Hardy: JOE WITH A SCHOOL BOY PIN!
Willy Carter: JOE TOOK A PAGE FROM FALCON'S PLAY BOOK!
1..2..3!!!!
Eric Hardy: HE DID IT! JOE DIE IT!!!
Willy Carter: NO HE DIDN'T! The ref says that Falcon kicked out.
Eric Hardy: I don't believe it, I would have bet money that Falcon was down for
the three.
( Falcon kicked out right at three, Everyman is livid.
Everyman brings Falcon to his feet and drops him with a Twist of Fate. Everyman
is about to drop for the pin when Brad Kane grabs Everyman in a Dragon Suplex
that he bridges into a pin. )
Eric Hardy: Brad Kane going for a pin.
1..2.. NO!
Eric Hardy: Just not enough.
( Everyman just snaked out of it. Brad looks to the fallen
Falcon and pins him now. )
Eric Hardy: He's going for a pin on Falcon.
1..2.. Everyman breaks it up.
Willy Carter: Bird got lucky.
Eric Hardy: He's tough, you've gotta give him that.
Willy Carter: And stupid, and ugly, and not Steve Awesome.
( Joe just barely broke up the pinfall attempt. All three men
back off for a second to regroup. Everyman takes this chance to clothes line
Falcon over the top rope and to the outside, then he rushes at Brad Kane and
levels him with a shoulder block. Joe leans on the ropes for a second before he
makes his way to the top. Joe stands on the top rope as Brad Kane gets to his
feet, Brad Kane in a last ditch effort spring boards off the ropes and stiff
kicks Everyman in the side of the head which sends Everyman flying to the
outside, crashing and burning on the guard rails, crushing his ribs and curling
up on the floor in a lot of pain. )
Eric Hardy: JOE EVERYMAN'S CAREER HAS BEEN CUT IN HALF!
Willy Carter: The crowd just got a face full of failure right there.
( Brad Kane is left alone in the ring for the first time the
whole match, but not for long, he points to where Falcon is then runs at the
ropes full speed, flies and suicide dives right through the ropes crashing into
Falcon at top speed and colliding with the guard rails. )
Eric Hardy: This arena cannot contain the fans excitement.
Wily Carter: I can't hear anything over their screaming.
( There isn't a single person seated in the house as the crowd
cheers and applauds these three tremendous athletes. Slowly Brad Kane stands up,
Falcon is right behind him. Falcon lands a knife edge chop, then another, Falcon
goes for a huricanrana, but Brad throws him down with a power bomb right on the
padded floor. On the other side of the ring Everyman is just getting to his
feet. Slowly he makes his way back into the ring. Brad Kane pulls Falcon to his
feet and European upper cuts him and sends him right back down to the floor.
Brad gets to close to the ring as Everyman reaches down and grabs a fist full of
hair. Joe pulls Brad by the hair up onto the apron, then to his feet, followed
by a Full Nelson Slam on the apron that Brad only just hits before falling back
to the outside. Everyman starts to climb the ropes, heading to the top again. )
Eric Hardy: Everyman has lost it.
Willy Carter: The guy is tired of all the jokes.
Eric Hardy: If he hits this it could be over.
( Everyman leaps off the top rope, Falcon springs back to life
and super kicks Everyman right in the jaw, laying him out. Falcon with whatever
he has left rolls into the ring, Brad grabs his legs and rips him back out,
Falcon drops face first on the floor. Brad Kane stomps Falcon's back twice then
rolls in the ring himself. Falcon pulls himself up, Brad comes off the ropes and
drop kicks Falcon in the face sending him back first into the guard rails again.
Joe Everyman is starting to come back to life. Joe looks to clothes line Falcon,
but Falcon gets him with a drop toe hold and crushes his face against the guard
rails. )
Eric Hardy: That has to hurt.
Willy Carter: Joe crashed, Joe burned, and now he needs the number of a good
dentist.
Eric Hardy: The resilience of Falcon is amazing.
Willy Carter: The fact that these guys keep getting up is pretty impressive...
For not being
Eric Hardy: We get it already.
( Fans near by pat Falcon on the back as he stands up, Brad
Kane stands poised in the ring, ready for Falcon to bring it on. Falcon takes
two steps before Everyman gets up and Russian Leg Sweeps Falcon, the back of his
head crashing against the guard rails. Everyman then rushes into the ring where
Brad Kane is waiting. Brad immediately drops an elbow on Joe's back. Then he
goes for another one, but Joe rolls out of the way, gets up and grabs Brad with
a side walk slam and puts him down. Joe goes for the pin. )
Eric Hardy: Side walk slam to a pin.
1..2.. Kick out!
Willy Carter: It's going to take allot more than that to put down Brad Kane.
( Joe won't give up now, the momentum on his side. He brings
Brad to his feet and hits him with a German Suplex. He swings around to deliver
another German Suplex. One more German to the roar of the crowd. On the fourth
one Joe releases Brad. Everyman now all pumped up stands Brad up, Irish whips
him into the corner, then runs in with a clothes line, followed by a bull dog.
Everyman stands up and grabs the ropes, shaking them violently in an Ultimate
Warrior fashion. Brad Kane tries to pull himself to his feet. Everyman hoists
Brad up into a Fireman's carry. Out of no where Brad reverses it into a Crucifix
Bomb! )
Eric Hardy: Brad pulls out the reversal from out of no where.
( The fans just can't take it anymore. The back and forth
action is just driving them crazy. )
Willy Carter: This crowd can't take anymore Hardly, and neither can I.
Eric Hardy: Willy, I couldn't agree with you more. These three men have given it
their all tonight, and it really shows.
Willy Carter: I don't know how they keep going, or why, but all three of these
guys have proven their worth tonight.
Eric Hardy: I'm so proud of you right now.
Willy Carter: Piss off Hardly.
( Brad Kane gives the signal to the screaming fans in
attendance, he pulls Everyman up and.... LMSBCBK!!!!! )
Eric Hardy: That's it, that's it, this match is all over.
( Brad pins. )
1..2..3!!!!!
Amber Ashe: Your winner by pinfall, BRAD KANE!!!!
Eric Hardy: I don't believe it, this match has finally come to an end. I thought
these guys were going to go all night.
Willy Carter: I bet you would have liked that.
Eric Hardy: I love it when a guy can all nigh...t...
Willy Carter: Brad Kane came out here with one goal, to show Steve Awesome whats
coming.
Eric Hardy: After this match, if I were Steve Awesome, I'd be afraid.
Willy Carter: Your afraid of teddy bears.
Eric Hardy: I'm telling you they can come to life.
Willy Carter: Brad Kane won an impressive match, BUT, if Steve Awesome had been
here, this match would have ended three minutes into it with a Steve KO!
Eric Hardy: I'm sorry but we have to go to commercial break before he sucks up
so hard he pulls a muscle.
KOLE KAOS V. ANGEL
Thump thump thump, the intro for Stone Sour's "30/30 150" plays over the P.A. as the house lights dim and the strobe lights flash to the beat, a green hue takes over the arena as soon as we hear Corey's vocals "I am a dominant gene, live as I die" pyro go shooting up out of the stage towards the top of the arena and from the back and throw the smoke Kole Kaos comes emerging out, he looks around to each side of the ramp at the peasants booing him, he flicks his nose with a grin and heads down the ramp. He takes the ring steeps one at a time then enters the ring, he walks to the center where the spotlight shines on him, he looks to his side, then to the front, chuckles a bit at the sad lowly fans, and goes to his corner cracking his neck waiting for the match to start as his music cuts and the lights come back up.
( The opening drum beat of
Undead by Hollywood Undead begins to play as the lights go out in the arena and
the “Savior X “ logo appears on the screen, a giant red “X” with the
word “Savior” written across the center of the “X.” Strobe lights begin
to flash as Angel appears on the ramp in the “Jesus” pose, his lovely wife
Shelly walks around to the front of him and arches her back against his chest.)
UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!... UNDEAD!
( A wall of fire erupts behind Angel as he makes his way down the ramp on beat
with the song, Shelly strutting next to him pointing to the crowd and rubbing
his left shoulder, behind them a burning cross replaces his entrance video as
the lyrics begin to kick in. Angel reaches the ring now and runs up the steps.
He looks around the arena before grabbing the top rope and leaping up and onto
the turn buckle. Shelly walks up the steps behind him and gets in the ring, she
points up to her husband and claps while Angel throws his arms out in the
“Jesus” pose as the first verse begins. The fans exploding with cheers,
Angel jumps off the top rope and struts to the center of the ring. The music
starts to fades out. )
Eric Hardy: I really hope Angel can shake out of this frame of mind he has been in, since he lost to Steve Awesome
Willy Carter: Well he needs to be one hundred percent to beat Kole Kaos.
Kaos meets up with Angel and
raises his arm in the air, wanting a test of strength it seems with the
challenger. Angel looks at Kaos still and starts to raise his hand up in the air
as well as both Kaos's and Angel's hand touch for a second...before Angel comes
out with a right to the temple of Kaos who goes flying back into the ropes.
Angel charges and starts pummeling Kaos in the corner, punching him with lefts
and rights out of nowhere, taking out all of his anger that has been building
for a month now out on Kaos finally as the crowd is going nuts with this. Kaos
gets out of dodge, if only for a second and gets taken out with a clothesline
that sends Kaos over the ropes and onto the floor as Angel screams in anger,
causing another ovation from the crowd. Kaos gets up and holds his head and
starts thinking about his next attack, looking at Angel as he walks around, the
referee not doing anything. He doesn't want to count Kaos out, cause he wants a
clean finish to the match. Kaos doesn't mind though, yet keeps thinking and
slides back into the ring.
Eric Hardy: A good show of Sportsmanship to allow Kole to get back into this match.
Willy Carter: But is that really a good move, as dangerous
as Kole Kaos is, If you give Kole a inch, He'll take the mile as well as buy the
four hundred acres that spread across it.
This time around, Angel keeps his hands off of Kaos as the ref allows him back
into the ring safely. Kaos gets back up and the two officially tie up in the
middle of the ring. Angel squeezes through and puts a backwards armbar on Kaos,
wrenching on the arm as he tries to grab the bottom rope but somehow reverses it
into a hammerlock of his own, trying to get Angel down on the mat, but to no
avail as Angel runs to the ropes and gets a hold of it, the referee telling Kaos
to let go as he counts. ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...Kaos lets go of the hold and
sticks out his hand to the referee, pretty much letting him know that he has
until FIVE to break the hold. Angel though reverses it into a school boy as Kaos
is arguing with the ref. ONE...easy kickout though by Kaos, as he smiles and
laughs at Angel, yelling at him "You almost got me..." as he gets up
and the two tie up again, this time with Kaos getting Angel on the ground
finally with an arm sicssors trying to break the arm of Angel's as he screams,
but Angel somersaults behind Kaos and kicks his legs down and goes for a legdrop
but Kaos rolls out of the way as Angel lands on the mat and with a thunderous
sound, Kaos gets up and kicks the back of Angel as the sound can be heard
throughout the entire arena.
Willy Carter: Only the
greatest Martial Arts trainers on the planet could teach a man to kick like
that.
Kaos screams out to Angel and sends another thunderous slap kick to the back of
Angel who screams out in pain. Kaos sets up for another kick, but Angel somehow
moves out of the way as Kaos misses the kick and stumbles to the ropes to keep
from looking like Charlie Brown. Angel throws him into the corner and starts
going to work, sending fists to the head of Kaos slowly and then delivers a
thunderous chop to the chest of Kaos who screams out in pain. Angel winds up and
delivers another chop to the chest of Kaos, the slap being heard like an echo as
Angel in a moment of parody, tells the arena to quiet down as Angel chuckles for
a second, but then gets back to being serious and slaps the chest of Kaos a
third time, the chop being heard louder. Angel throws Kaos down and covers him.
ONE...TWO...another easy kickout by Kaos. Angel goes back to work on the ground
though again putting Kaos in a arm scissors of his own wrenching the arm as
somehow he goes over and grabs the leg and throws him into a bow and arrow
submission. Kaos tries to grab the rope, but Angel bends Kaos like an accordian
with his knees to the back, but Kaos shakes his head "no", not wanting
to submit and finally grabs the bottom rope as the referee counts.
ONE.....TWO...THREE...Angel breaks the hold immediately.
Angel picks up Kaos now and has him where he's at, but Kaos comes back with
slaps to the face, one after another has the loud clap can be echoed once again.
Angel is looking dazed as Kaos headbutts him and goes to the ropes as he flips
over Angel. Sunset flip? Angel doesn't go over and holds down the face of Kaos.
SLAP! The loudest slap you will ever hear just goes across Kaos as he just
screams out in pain as the fans have a collective "OH!" over the
connection of that slap. He covers Kaos. ONE....TWO...kickout by Kaos. Angel
though goes back and hooks another arm scissors to Kaos as he's more into the
move now and keeps it on hold this time around. And since it's in the middle of
the ring, Kaos has no other choice but to suffer through it until he can break
free of it. Angel keeps it wrenched in tightly...until Kaos gets enough strength
to flip over and put Angel in a pinning predictiment. ONE...TWO...Angel gets
free and both men are back on their feet. Kaos bounces off the ropes now,
possibly for a Lariat, but Angel blocks and Kaos starts to feel the pain on his
wrist from the work that Angel has done, as Angel bounces off the ropes himself
and ducks under Kaos as he clubs him in the back of the head and throws a German
suplex on Kaos w/ bridge.
ONE!
TWO!!
Eric Hardy: KICKOUT BY KAOS!!
Angel smiles and kicks the ribs of Kaos a few times as he winces in pain over
it. Angel then goes back down and puts in a fujiwara armbar as Kaos screams. He
somehow counters and tries to handstand out of the move. He fails in the
handstand but tries once again and successfully gets out of it, dropkicking the
head of Angel's as he gets up and smiles, paying back Angel by kicking him in
the ribs on his own several times, the sound becoming so familiar with the crowd
up to this point. Kaos then turns Angel onto his stomach and grabs his legs with
his feet. Attempting a mexican surfboard perhaps on the legs of Angel. He fights
with him over his arms as Angel grabs away from Kaos, trying not to let him
reach them. Kaos gets control of them though and teases the crowd. He falls back
and forth like a swing as the crowd even joins in with Kaos. That's when he
loses his footing and stumbles. The crowd laughs and a chant of "You ****ed
up!" starts. Kaos just smiles and locks his feet in again as he jumps and
sandwiches Angel's feet to the mat. Kaos then yells out "I NEVER ****
UP!". He goes for a cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT BY ANGEL!
Kaos stands up and is now toying with Angel as he crawls for the ropes,
playfully kicking him and facewashing his head just for fun as he laughs. He
picks up Angel now and throws him to the corner, throwing him up on the top
turnbuckle as he jumps up and delivers a palm strike to the face of Angel before
running towards the other side, stopping on the other side, before flying full
speed towards Angel, which looks like Kaos is going to throw the knees into the
gut of Angel, but at the last second, Angel jumps over Kaos and flips towards
safety as Kaos's knees crash into the turnbuckle as he goes over and lands on
the apron outside the ring, dazed. Angel then with his own speed, runs towards
Kaos and spears him, sending Kaos flying into the guard barrier surrounding the
ring from the people. Angel goes to the outside and jumps off the apron with a
senton, before picking him back up. Suddenly a light bulb flashes in Angel's
head and he ends up setting a loopy Kaos balancing against the apron. He yells
to the crowd behind him to "move out of the way" as he goes into the
crowd for some unexpected odd reason. He goes about 5 rows back, as some
security block the fans from getting near Angel. He turns and looks at Kaos and
takes a deep breath. He counts to three and charges back towards the barrier. He
flies over the barrier and ends up spearing Kaos into the apron in an amazing
feat, never before seen. The crowd goes nuts, going into a "Holy
****!" chant.
Both Kaos and Angel are down on the outside, the referee looking on in the
carnage. At this point, the rule book seems to be thrown out the window as he
just looks on to see who will get up first. Not surprisingly, Angel is the one
who gets up first and slowly he does, as he picks up Kaos who looks to be
unconsicous and rolls him into the ring. He goes for the cover. ONE....TWO...THR--KICKOUT!
Kaos gets a shoulder up. While an effective and amazing move, it seemed not to
put him down as Angel thought. Kaos slowly crawls for the top of the ropes to
hoist himself back up, but Angel comes with a few kicks to the back and shoulder
of Kaos which send him down on his knees again. He goes over though and picks up
Kaos, throwing him into the turnbuckle and throwing him up on the top of it as
Angel climbs up. He hooks the arms and attempts a superplex. He picks up Kaos
but he goes back down on the turnbuckle and almost loses his footing. Angel
tries again for another superplex but Kaos keeps blocking it. He starts punching
Angel in the kidneys and ribs, trying to get him out of this situation. Angel
loses his footing and lands on the turnbuckle as Kaos regains his breath
somewhat. He sees Angel in the tree of woe position though. He stands up and
looks at the crowd. They expect what's coming next. Kaos puts his feet on
Angel's knees and jumps with a double foot stomp as Angel flips over. Both men
are down and out and the crowd starts to go nuts again as a "n-C-w"
chant breaks on out through the arena. Kaos somehow crawls over to Angel and
pulls him into the middle of the ring as he covers him.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!! NO! KICKOUT BY ANGEL!
Kaos can't believe it. Angel stirs now as Kaos looks on. Angel feels something
and feels blood coming from his nose. The force of that stomp must've broken
Angel's nose although we're not 100% sure on what happened. The referee goes
over and tells Angel if he wants to stop. Angel gets up slowly and flips off the
referee. Guess that's a "no". Angel is finally on his feet as so is
Kaos. The blood seems to have given Angel a second wind, even though he can't
see straight still and wobbles around a bit. Angel and Kaos are now toe to toe
to each other as Angel starts slapping the face and head of Kaos, as Kaos fires
back with slaps of his own, and starts getting the better of Angel, as he adds a
couple kicks to the stomach for good measure. He takes a deep breath and bounces
off the ropes, going for another Lariat, but Angel ducks out of the way, and
waits for Kaos to turn around...right into a Lariat of his own. Kaos gets folded
like an accordian again as the crowd can't believe Angel took one of Kaos's
moves and used it on him. He goes for the cover, the crowd joining him.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!! OHHHH!
Kaos gets his shoulder up, and the fans can't believe it. Angel came so close to
besting the Corporate Empire leader.
Both Angel and Kaos are down once again, as now Kaos is busted open from Angel's
lariat hardway, as blood is pouring down from near his eye now. The fans are on
their feet, in which a "Please don't die!" chant starts ringing out.
The fans hate Kaos sure, but they love this match. Both Kaos and Angel are
slowly stirring now as both are on their knees now, blood flowing out of their
bodies. Angel punches Kaos in the head slowly, Kaos fires back with a punch of
his own. Angel slaps Kaos directly in the face, Kaos does the same. A slow fight
is brooding once again. Angel then comes out of nowhere with a headbutt in which
you can hear the "THUD!" across the arena as fans cringe. Kaos falls
back to the mat. Angel just sits there on his knees, and instead of going for
the pin, gets up by using the ropes for leverage and goes to the turnbuckle
climbing it slowly. He's looking for the Five Star Frog Splash. He looks to the
crowd and to Kaos...only to see Kaos running to the ropes jumping on the
turnbuckle and grabbing Angel's arm throwing him down right into the huge
backbreaker and into a surfboard. Kaos wrenches back and screams with all of his
might as Angel's eyes start closing and the simple fact that he looks to be out
from the blood loss and the loss of movement. Kaos keeps wrenching and the ref
goes over to check on his arm. He picks it up and it drops....NO! It rises back
up from beyond the grave. Angel's eyes open and somehow, he gets a leg on the
ropes. ONE....TWO....THREE...FOUR...Kaos releases the hold.
Kaos just sits there on the mat, blood pouring from his eye, holding his wrist
in pain from eariler and from wrenching in the submission just now, looking at a
crawling Angel, wondering what it must take to put this guy down. He picks up
Angel and drags him to the middle of the ring, he puts his head between Kaos's
legs and hooks the arms, going for a slow piledriver. He hits it. He drapes an
arm over Angel. This has to do it. ONE....TWO....THREE! NO! WAIT! Angel puts his
leg on the bottom rope again. Kaos can't believe it again. He picks up Angel
now, pissed off as what we see and hooks the arms of Angel again going for a 2nd
piledriver, but when he flips Angel up, he clubs Kaos with blunt force over the
head. Angel then completes the turn hitting a hurricarana and hooks in the
version off the crossface. Angel starts to wrench back on the neck of Kaos as
both of them scream out. Angel then adds a new move to the hold...he starts
elbowing Kaos directly in the head. Angel keeps elbowing and the referee checks
in on Kaos to see if he has passed out from the force of the elbows. Kaos
doesn't budge but he's not out either. Kaos then starts to stand up...with Angel
up on his shoulders. Kaos screams...and Angel slips off the back nailing The
Revelations!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!
Steve Awesome Segment
The house lights in
the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a
voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know...
that someday you are going to die."
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars"
comes blasting over the P.A. system.
This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes
This one needed stitches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care
We see a figure in the smoke his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his
arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars
At that point pyro go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring,
the figure emerges from the smoke his head covered with a black do rag over his
head, and one covering his face only his eyes showing, a black baggy t-shirt on
it with his choice of band for the week, black baggy leather type shorts one
side has the Punisher Skull with the Brazilian flag layered over it. The other
leg has the word Messiah written around the bottom leg. He makes his way down
the ramp.
This one had it coming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!
He slaps the hands of a few fan's as he makes his way down the ramp, he takes
the stairs one at a time then climbs to the outside turnbuckle, he stands on the
second rope and once again throws his arms out to the side doing the crucifix
pose again throwing his head back daring someone to knock him down.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars
God, Don't you believe it
He hops over the turnbuckle in the same motion ripping the do rag off from
around his face. He makes his way across the ring and goes to the other turn
buckle he stands on the 2nd rope once more this time inside the ring leaning
towards the fans he slaps his chest with one fist as he raises the other hand up
with his ring finger bent down held by his thumb. He yells out towards the fan's
then jumps and turns in mid air landing back in the ring bouncing back and forth
from foot to foot waiting for the match to start.
Eric Hardy: There he is folks! The Messiah of Hardcore himself. The and only
Price!
Willy Carter: Why is this has been getting all this suck on our show?
Eric Hardy: Oh show some respect for the legend. These people are on there feet!
Indeed they were. Price grabs a microphone to try and
speak but he can’t talk through all the cheers. He just smiles…..coughs a
bit…..then finally raises the microphone to his lips.
Price: Wow. Seriously, that’s all I can say right now is “wow”.
He shakes his head. The disbelief obvious in his eyes.
Price: I know I don’t deserve this kind of reaction from you guys. But yet you
still feel the need to get on your feet and cheer me like I’ve done something
lately. Thanks nCw, I feel the respect your giving me.
The crowd cheers some more as Price continues to walk
around the ring.
Price: And rest assured that you got it right back. One of the greatest things
Ive ever done in my life is become a wrestler and perform for every last one of
you when I was wrestling.
Price coughs into his fist.
Price: And you know there’s nothing I’d want more then to sign a contract
with the nCw and wrestle full time for you guys….
This gets a great response from the crowd. They all want
to see Price wrestle again.
Price: But I can’t.
A deep distressing sigh radiates from the lips of Price.
Price: It’s just….health wise…..I’m not where I used to be. I’m sure
you’ve all been wondering, and it’s true….I’m sick. Doctors say I
shouldn’t get back in the ring because they are unsure whether or not my body
can take it. And at first I thought, like any other wrestler, that I needed a
second opinion. Hell, I didn’t care about the opinion of any doctor if it
wasn’t…you’ll be wrestling again in a few days. So I just blew them off
and tried going back to work.”
Price lowers his head. It was hard for him to talk about
this…to feel this vulnerability.
Price: But sure enough……I started feeling slower. Weaker. This disease that
I have coursing through my body wasn’t going to let me have the one thing I
loved. And I think about it and it just ****in PISSES me off!”
He shakes his head.
Price: Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not out here to gather your sympathy or
anything. I’m not trying to tell some kind of sob story. To be honest, I
didn’t even want to tell you guys in public like this. I was just waiting to
finish my book and drop the news along with it, but it didn’t happen like that
now did it?
Price starts to grow visibly angry.
Price: I allowed myself to be too trusting and appear on Steve Awesome’s cute
little interview show. I should have known that little punk with the fluffy girl
hair had something planned. Me and that asshole have a lot of history. It was
only a matter of time before it boiled over here in nCw. The guy duped me. He
got me angry, and he got the better of me. And if it wasn’t for a great
warrior like Xavier Williams, who knows where I’d be right now.
Price, although fuming, just shrugs.
Price: No use crying about the past. All I’m worried about is the future!
He pauses.
Price: A future where the Messiah of Hardcore, Price, steps into an nCw ring for
the first time and probably the last time as an active wrestler.
Huge pop from the crowd. Price walks over to the ropes
towards the entrance ramp and he leans over it.
Price: Steve Awesome! I may be sick, I may be old, and I may not have wrestled
in almost a year. But you KNOW, that one thing I’m not….is a BITCH! Miss
Fox, Dante, Brent, Damien, Spike……anybody…..give me Steve
Awesome…..before I have to go out looking for the miserable bastard myself!”
Price stands waiting for an answer when….
TI's Hurt plays over the speaks and the crowd pops again,
and Xavier steps out from behind the curtain, wearing his black shorts and a
Social Enemies Jersey. The crowd starts to pop as Xavier slaps hands with the
fans at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and grabs a mic from ringside
Xavier: Now, trust me... nobody wants to see you and Steve go at it more than
these fans, nobody wants to see Steve Awesome get his pompous ass kicked more
than me, and the rest of the Social Enemies. But... you're sick...
The crowd boos... they didn't really like that
Xavier: Let me finish... you're sick... of seeing that little bitch Steve
Awesome parade around like he is the ****... let me tell you this O- Awesome
one, there is a difference from being the ****... and simply just being ****.
And to be honest I'm sick and tired of hearing about you're the best. I hear
everyone talking who will be next to try to take you down... I'm telling them
now, Steve Awesome... I’m calling you out... boy.
The crowd goes nuts...
Xavier: You have been walking around disrespecting EVERYONE you've every
encountered. You disrespect management, you disrespect the boys in the back, you
disrespect these fans... hell you even disrespected your Baby's Mother. Now, I'm
not gonna lie and say I know XHF's history, but I know a legend when I see 'em,
and last week... you disrespected a legend... a man who paved the way for people
like you, a man who brought the hardcore style to the mainstream... and I for
one, have to respect that. So, unless your real slow, or if you're AJ Phoenix,
let me spell it out for you, you, me, Transgression... for that WORLD TITLE!
The crowd goes nuts, because they like that idea
Xavier: Because it is about time, somebody BEAT some respect into you.
Price and Xavier Williams stand in the ring awaiting some
kind of answer from the world champion. Luckily, they don’t have to wait very
long as the “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem starts playing as the nCw
World Heavyweight Champion steps onto the stage, a humongous grin on his face
and uncontrollable laughter spewing from his lips. Behind him, is Johnny Rotten.
He stands behind the champ, ready to uh….I guess guard his body in case
anything happens. The music cuts out shortly as Awesome finally is able to
contain himself. He already has a mic in his hand.
Steve Awesome: Well would you look at what we have standing in my ring, Johnny?
Johnny places a palm across his brow to get a better look.
Steve Awesome: A has been and a never was! Jeeze, I guess they just let anybody
into the building now a days.
Awesome shakes his head.
Steve Awesome: Oh well. I mean, at least there both funny you know? We got Old
Man River on one side, and we got the spokesman for wrist tape on the other side
and for some reason, and here’s the funny part, they both want a shot at me.
The crowd pop. They definitely enjoy the idea of seeing
Steve Awesome beat down.
Steve Awesome: Now Price, buddy old pal, I’m only going to tell you this once.
ZIP IT, before I break your hip! You got a bout as much a chance of facing me as
Bradley Kane has.
Boos all around.
Steve Awesome: And then there’s Xavier. X, I want you to stop and think about
what you just said. Just re imagine the words that just fell out of your mouth.
Your questioning my talent? Seriously? You think that of all the guys on this
roster that YOUR going to be the one that can defy the odds and stop this
prodigy?”
Awesome just shakes his head.
Steve Awesome: If that’s the case, then I’ve already won. Why don’t you
save yourself the trouble and ask Angel what its like to lose to me. The
answer….to the BOTH of you….is no! Xavier go tape your wrists
somewhere….and Price……..just go die already!
OH! You best believe the boos were flying. Awesome turns
around and leaves but….
{The opening riff to Rise Againsts “Reducation (Through Labour)” hits the
sound system and the crowd erupt.}
”To the sound of a heartbeat pounding away To the rhythm of the awful rusted
machines”
Xavier and Price looks around with smiles as Steve and Johnny do the opposite.
The crowd is going nuts for the GM of Collision, Spike Kane!!!
Voice: AHEM. Guys, guys, up here!
They all look up and we spot Spike Kane sitting in his GM
office.
Spike Kane: Xavier, dude, what’s going on man? Price…..long time no see.
I’d come out there and greet you myself but, you know, GM work is a hassle.
Plus, the douche is out there….and I don’t really like douches all that
much.
Spike grins as Steve just glares up at the screen.
Spike Kane: But don’t worry, I’ve been paying attention. Price, Xavier you
both want Steve Awesome in a match. You both want to beat some respect into him?
I’m all for that. And since kind douche down there isn’t the one that makes
the matches….I say….we go ahead and make a match for Collision next week.
Steve Awesome and his giant butt buddy, Johnny Rotten, versus Xavier Williams
and hmm…I don’t know…..PRICE!!….if your up for it.
Price just glares at Steve and slowly nods his head. The
crowd explode!
Spike Kane: Oh and Steve, you better play fair next week. Because if Xavier
wins, then that gives him the right to pick any kind of match he wants…when he
challenges you for that world title….at Transgression!
Xavier points at Steve and then does the title over the
waste motion. Awesome is livid as the image of Spike disappears and we cut to
commercial.
Main Event
Adam Knite & Blake Fields v. Spike Kane & Phillip Burns
The opening of "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch blares over the PA system and the fans begin the cheer loudly. A spotlight shines on the stage with a glow as Philip Burns is being raised from a hidden hole in the stage; He is wearing a red jacket that hangs all the way to below his knees with his logo on the back. He is facing the ring but his gaze is fixed on the floor. Phil throws one fist in the air to pose for the audience in attendance. A camera zooms in on his face and he points to it and winks at the people at home. He walks to the ring and up the steps before getting in. He removes the jacket while pacing the ring and he walks to the center of the ring and poses in signature style with the fans on their feet. He removes and throws his t-shirt to the crowd and waits in the corner.
Eric Hardy: I'm Sure Glad, The nCw Resistance has this guy on their side.
The opening riff to Rise
Againsts “Reducation (Through Labour)” hits the sound system and the crowd
erupt. As the guitar kicks in loudly a huge pyro explodes and Spike Kane comes
running out onto the stage, the crowd going mental.}
”To the sound of a heartbeat pounding away To the rhythm of the awful rusted
machines”
{Spike begins to make his way down to the ring slapping the fans hands as he
does so.}
”We toss and turn but don't sleep Each breath we take makes us thieves Like
causes without rebels Just talk but promise nothing else”
{Spike breaks into a full sprint as the chorus hits. He slides into the ring and
jumps up onto the turnbuckle thrusting his arms into an “X”.}
”We crawl on our knees for you Under a sky no longer blue We sweat all day
long for you”
{He then drops down to the mat and drops into a kneel as he looks up to the
rafters.}
”But we sow seeds to see us through 'Cause sometimes dreams just don't come
true We wait to reap what we are due”
Willy Carter: Spike Kane is so proud to be on the side of nCw, but just how much more can he take from the Age Of The Revolution
Suddenly, before Spike can finish his Intro, a light shines down to middle of the stage....Suddenly, and Adam Knite just appears as if he was beamed down.
Eric Hardy: What The Hell?
Adam looks around are disorientist but quickly shrugs it off and stands on the stage as Our Time is Now" by Story of the Year begins playing over the sound system and the lights on the entrance way start flickering. Shortly after, the curtain gets pulled back as "The Running Man" Blake Fields walks onto the stage with his fists clenched s**t and his arms towards him as he "yeah!"s, while looking out in the direction of the ring, not caring enough to make any sort of eye contact with the fans. Blake then starts making his way towards the ring with quite the arrogant grin on his face while he stops at the top of the stage to crack his wrists in preparation for the match. While going down the ramp, he keeps his eyes away from the fans and on the ring until he finally reaches ringside. Slowly, he climbs onto the apron and looks at the crowd again, taking the time to point a thumb at himself before entering the ring through the ropes and stopping to lean against them,
Eric Hardy: I hope they get what is coming to them.
Spike
and Blake start off in the ring, they get face to face and Blake starts talking
trash at the taller Spike Kane, Blake slaps spike across the face and steps back
walking around the ring with a cocky swagger, Spike starts laughing and slowly
looks up, he then slaps Blake back sending him on his ass, the crowd erupts,
Blake gets back to his feet and launches himself at Spike, the two start some
high energy brawling, Spike getting the better of it he backs Blake against the
ropes and whips him across the ring, Blake comes back right into a huge
Spinebuster, Spike gets to his feet and turns around hitting a right to Adam
Knite who tries to get into the ring, the referee gets in between them as Adam
looks like he wants to rip Spike’s head off
Willy Carter::”Emotions are runnin high eric!”
Eric Hardy::”Damn right William....”
Spike pulls Blake to his feet and tags in Philip Burns,
Burns gets in the ring and the two hit a double suplex, Spike slides from the
ring as Burns goes for the cover
1...2...
Fields kicks out, Burns pulls him up and hits a hard snap suplex, he floats over
and mounts fields hitting rights and lefts, Burns gets off and stands in the
corner measuring Fields up for something, as fields gets to his feet Burns runs
forward going for a bulldog, blake drops down and as Burns turns around Blake
hits him with a stiff kick to the thigh and then a low dropkick to the knee
sending Burns down, Blake then starts working on Burns’ knee by stomping on it
Willy Carter::”Blake fields working on one body part now
Eric Hardy::”That’s sound strategy right there”
Blake picks up Burns injured leg and spins over it
dropping all his weight down on the twisted knee, Burns screams in pain as
Fields continues wrenching on it as it’s twisted under his body, Blake gets to
his feet and pulls Burns up, he hits a kick to the stomach and then hits the
“grey matter”(step up enziguri), he goes for a pin on Burn
1...2...kickout
Burns gets up a little frustrated as Burns sits up, Blake
hits a low dropkick to the back of Burns’ head and pulls him by his arm into
the corner tagging in Adam Knite
Willy Carter::”Oh boy”
Eric Hardy::”There’s big Adam knite”
Knite measures Burns up and as he struggles to his feet
Knite hits a chop block on the back of Burn’s knee, Burns goes down in pain,
knite pulls him up again and hits a knee breaker dropping burns knee over his
own, burns rolls around the ring reaching out but is unable to make the tag,
even with the crowd willing him on, Knite pulls burns back into the center of
the ring by his injured leg, Knite drops his knee onto the back of burns knee a
few times before pulling the injured burns to his feet, he picks him up in an
inverted firemans carry and drops him down in a neckbreaker for the “silent
knite”, knite goes for a pin
1...2....burns kicks out
Knite looks frustrated and gets to his feet, he says
“thats it” and calls for the “Knites of the round”(rock bottom), he
pulls burns up and sets him up for it, he lifts but burns hits an elbow to
Knite’s had, knite drops burns back down and burns lands a snap ddt, the crowd
goes nuts as Burns trieds to crawl to spike
Willy Carter::”GO PHILIP...MAKE THAT TAG”
Eric Hardy::”HOT TAG HOT TAG”
Adam
Knite is the first to be able to make the tag, as he reaches out and slaps the
hand of Blake Fields, Blakes waits, seeing Phillip Burns reaching out, and
making the tag, Blake Fields leaps up, as Spike comes into the ring, looking to
spring ontop of him, however Spike catches him and plants him with a snap
Powerslam, Spike then looks down, and notices Adam Knite trying to crawl out of
the ring, and quickly grabs him, before nailing a kick to the stomach before
slamming Knite down with a Death
Valley Driver, Spike quickly gets up, and has no time to react, as Blake Fields
comes off the ropes with blazing speed, and nails Spike right in the face with a
quick version of his Grey Matter, quickly rocking Spike back towards the corner,
Blake Fields quickly runs towards Spike and hits a Spinning Heel Kick to the
face, that quickly causes Fields to stay on the apron, Spike stumbled forward,
as Blake Field springboards and looks for the Riding The Bullet, however Spike
quickly ducks down, as Fields falls to the ground…
Eric
Hardy: Come on, Get him Spike.
Spike
quickly pulls Blake up, and pulls him to into a Vertical Suplex, as soon as he
does, he is nailed in the back of the head with the Perfect Dark, Knite goes to
grab Spike, suddenly Phillip Burns comes running in, and clothlines Knite over
the top rope, before turning around and getting hit in the face, with a dropkick
from Blake Fields, Fields turns his attention back to Spike, who nails a
dropkick to the knee, before running off the ropes, and hitting a Shining
Wizard, He goes for the cover as Bob Mailville goes to count…One….Two….Bob
Mailville suddenly stops counting.
Eric
Hardy: What in the hell is Bob Mailville doing?
Willy
Carter: I think even the officials are making their choice on this war.
Spike
just looks up and yell as Burns who is holding is jaw is looking up, Spike gets
up and grabs Mailville by the shirt, yelling him to do his job, suddenly,
Mailville nails Spike between the leg with a stiff kick, then quickly gets out
of dodge as Phillip Burns quickly misses him, however as soon as they can figure
out what is going on, they are quickly ambushed by Jack Flint and Jackhammer, as
Phillip Burns eats a big boot, while Flint, is able to quickly overcome Spike
who is still hurting after the low blow. Suddenly the fans cheer, as Homeless
Harold and Nelly Angel come running down to help out Spike and The
Burning…Homeless Harold quickly gets into the ring, and Flint goes to charge
at him, but is quickly grabbed and tossed over the top rope, Nelly Angel,
charges at Jackhammer and manages to take him off guard, however Jackhammer pure
strength is too much for him, as Harold pulls back Nelly, as the big man, gets
right into the face of Jackhammer as the two Giants stare each other down.
Eric
Hardy: The Earth is about to shake when these two Giants go at it.
Willy
Carter: I got money on the one that doesn’t smell of Cole Slaw.
The
Two Giants begin to exchange punches, meanwhile, as that is happening, Lance
Ryan slowly begins to make his way down as the Resistance and Revolution are
singling off with each other, as Jackhammer and Harold are the only two left in
the ring, as they continue to exchange blows with each other, Harold ends up
gaining the advantage on Jackhammer, knocking him back against the ropes, as
Jackhammer stumbles back, Homeless Harold looks as if he is going to bodyslam
the Seven Foot Monster Jackhammer, however Lance Ryan manages to slide into the
ring unprotected, and quickly grabs Homeless Harold by the arm, turning him
around, before planting him right in the cheek with the Canada Calling, as
Harold rolls around, before being nailed with a Big Boot..
Eric
Hardy: Dammit, Everytime, nCw gains the advantage, the Age Of The Revolution
manages to overcome them.
Willy
Carter: Wait…What? Trent Helms is coming out here…
Eric
Hardy: nCw is saved!
Trent
Helms comes running down to the ring, as Spike manages to break free to slide
into the ring to confront Lance Ryan, Spike stares at Lance, as Trent slides
into the ring.
Willy
Carter: What is going to happen here.
Eric
Hardy: All Three, Former nCw Champions standing in the ring.
Spike
yells at Trent that they need to combine forces, as Spike charges in, catching
Lance Ryan off guard, as Spike begins to take Lance down, meanwhile the Age of
Revolution is being held at bay by the Resistance, stopping anyone from helping
Lance, until.
Eric
Hardy: NO WAY!
Willy
Carter: nCw is done for.
Trent
Helms nails Spike Kane over the head, as much of the nCw Roster and fans are
shocked as that moment of being shocked allows the Resistance to be overpowered,
as Adam Knite comes into the ring, as Lance pulls up Spike, and quickly pulls
him into a Vertical Suplex before spiking him on his head…Adam says something
to Trent, like they need to keep attacking,..Trent just looks down at them, as
Lance is yelling we need to destroy them now….As Knite pulls Spike up, and
yells something at Helms, before lifting Spike onto the Shoulders of
Trent…Lance and Adam are telling him to Destroy Spike….Helms waits for a
moment, until Finally lift Spike up, and then down right onto his knees with the
Bioshock…As The Revolution floods the ring standing over the body of Spike as
the Resistance slowly backs away to fight another day.
