Eric Hardy: Welcome to Collision folks, before we get into tonights action, I'm told someone wants to make a special announcement.

Kelly Fox: Well, let's bring him out then.

SEGMENT
Steve Awesome
Departation

{The lights fade to black as a single guitar note blares over the P.A system much like Orton's old theme. As the drums kick in the lights begin to flash from black to red on beat. Then the guitar begins to rip a good solo as Ronnie Winter starts to wail on the mic.}

YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

{The sold out arena rises to there feet as the face of the franchise makes his way out from behind the curtain. The energy Steve Awesome usually brings with him to the ring, replaced by a slow, somber walk. Not so much sad, but reluctant in his stride. As if the thing he has to do right now is more of an obligation then a choice but he knows its something he has to do.}

Eric Hardy: Well the normally jovial Steve Awesome is coming out to the ring with his hands in his hooded sweatshirt and the slowest walk I've ever seen him walk.

Kelly Fox: normally I have a joke ready but honestly right now doesn't seem like a good time.

{The music still blares, as Steve Awesome uses the steps and then passes through the second and third rope. As he climbs a turnbuckle to raise his arms to the fans you can already see the tears streaming down from behind his aviators.}

Kelly Fox: I'm not sure I like this Eric.

Eric Hardy: You called me Eric and are you holding my hand?

Kelly Fox: Don't make a big thing out of it, I'm just getting emotional and Adam isn't here right now.

Eric Hardy: Well, if it makes you feel any better I'm getting a bit misty eyed myself.

{By now, the music has died down and Steve Awesome stands in the middle of the ring. Watching in amazement as the sold out crowd chant his name with such a passion Awe-some! Awe-some! Awe-some! Finally he grabs a microphone.}

Steve Awesome: Before I say what I came out here to say. I just want to say thanks to you all for all the support you've given me through the years. It's almost bewildering to me to think that people I've never officially met could love me like you guys do.

{He pulls his sunglasses off for a few moments t wipe his eyes clean of the tears he'd been shedding.}

Steve Awesome: Sometimes .when I'm sitting in the back and I'm wondering why exactly I'm still here in nCw, I always seem to land on the same answer every time.

{He points out to each and every member of the crowd, and the people watching at home and most importantly the people reading.}

Steve Awesome: It's because of you guys. When I have a bad day, when I'm at my lowest point all the way to happy, I know I can come to nCw and share it with you all. And you'll laugh when I'm joking, shake your fist with me when I'm angry or even cry with me when I'm sad. You guys make this job the best job I've ever had and yeah that tops the time I worked as a bed sheet for the Coors Light Twins.

{A chuckle radiates through the crowd that had been listening to him speak rather intently.}

Eric Hardy: How do you apply for something like that?

Kelly Fox: They wouldn't hire you Hardly.

Eric Hardy: Oh so it's back to Hardly now?

Kelly Fox: My emotions run in waves.

Steve Awesome: That's why what I have to do in this ring right now is so hard for me. I don't want to, but right now in this very ring I have to say goodbye.

{A boo comes from the crowd.}

Kelly Fox: Goodbye? Uh-oh .the emotions are coming back.

Eric Hardy: I don't blame you, were losing one hell of a talent here tonight.

Steve Awesome: Not forever. Just for now. It's just that well a lot of things have happened to me in the last couple days and I know this is clich‚ in the wrestling world but ..I've lost my smile. There's nothing to grin about these days folks. I'm not myself .I'm not the Steve you guys deserve to see wrestling in this ring. So I'm going to leave until I find a reason to smile again. I'll be back someday I promise. But until then .

{Steve reaches up and grabs the sunglasses off his face and sets them down in the middle of the ring. The letter's I.O.A there for everyone to see. He gives one final wave to the crowd and the guys in the back. His lips quivering and his eyes filling up with more tears. He fights to hold it back but it doesn't work very well. Then with one somber breath, he passes through the second and third rope and walks up the ramp with his head down and his hands in his pockets. The crowd buzzes with questions and concerns as they watch Steve Awesome disappear behind the black curtain, and this time they had no idea when he'd be back again.}

Eric Hardy: This is a sad day in nCw folks. Don't you agree Kelly? .Kelly?

Kelly Fox: *sniffle* Yup .*sob* saddest day.

{The camera get a close up on the I.O.Aviators in the middle of the ring and they hold it for a few moments until we cut to commercial.}

Kelly Fox: We're seriously opening Collision with this match?

Eric Hardy: Why not?

Kelly Fox: I can think of ten reasons.

Eric Hardy: Like?

Kelly Fox: It's Hexx.

Eric Hardy: With a new partner.

Kelly Fox: Mimic 2 point Zero is not a new partner.

Eric Hardy: I've heard that Mr. Happy is actually a very accomplished wrestler in another promotion.

Kelly Fox: Funny, him being unemployed and all.

Eric Hardy: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if Happy and Hexx pulled a win off tonight.

Mr. Happy and Hexx make their entrance to "Bad Magick" by Godsmack.

Kelly Fox: God, they just look stupid.

Eric Hardy: Give them a break.

Kelly Fox: Not on your life.

MATCH ONE
DIRTY DEAL VS HEXX AND MR HAPPY
TAG TEAM

The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Russell Jenkins comes out behind them, with a briefcase in hand. Ron displays a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Jenkins just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenities at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.

Eric Hardy: Ron looks ready to start this off for Dirty Deal.

Kelly Fox: And the fat clown one looks ready to lose.

Eric Hardy: Mr. Happy, thats his name.

Kelly Fox: Who cares? Like he'll even be here in a month.

The bell rings but before we get into the action, Mr Happy walks across the ring and offers a hug to Ron Gibson. The crowd in the arena start a "HUG HIM! HUG HIM!" chant. Ron seems to oblige and walks forward, opening up his arms. Happy looks giddy as a school girl and runs forward only to be taken down with a massive clothes line from Gibson. Ron shrugs his shoulders and says "whoops" as Happy starts to get up. Ron boots him in the head and knocks him back down and into Dirty Deal's corner. Ron puts his boot to the throat of Happy and begins to choke the crap out of him with it while the ref counts. One, Two, Three, Four, Five. Ron lets go and tags in Curtis. Curtis and Ron stand Happy up, send him off the ropes and nail a two man back body drop that sends Happy straight up and over to the out side.

Eric Hardy: Woah, that was a long fall for the Happy one.

Kelly Fox: Hopefully they'll end his career here tonight so we don't have to see him wrestle ever again.

Eric Hardy: Does somebody need a hug?

Kelly Fox: Don't you dare call him over here.

Curtis and Ron look to the outside as Happy tries to pull himself together. They run over and grab Hexx and rip him over the top rope. Hexx crawls to his feet but gets a shoulder block to the back of the spine and running bull dog by Gibson. Dirty Deal are up and they send Hexx into a corner where Curtis spears Hexx and Gibson clothes lines him. Hexx stumbles out of the corner and into a Curtis atomic drop followed right up with a spine buster by Ron Gibson. The ref doesn't seem to really care as Dirty Deal continue their double team on Hexx. Ron and Curtis have Hexx in the corner and proceed to stomp the crap out of his mid section.

Kelly Fox: Right now Dirty Deal is showing why they are the best damn tag team in nCw.

Eric Hardy: According to the roster their like the only official tag team.

Kelly Fox: Coincidence? I think not.

Mr. Happy rolls into the ring and staggers to his feet. Ron turns and sees him, then takes off at him, Happy somehow catches him with a drop toe hold. Happy is up, Curtis comes at him and Happy hits a back body drop. Mr. Happy suddenly starts pounding his chest and screaming as Dirty Deal get to their feet. Happy sends Ron Gibson flying with a high impact 80's style Mike Rotundo Hip Toss. Happy turns and kicks Curtis in the gut and follows it up with an Evenflow DDT. Hexx is on the apron, Happy is crawling toward him. HAPPY WITH THE HOT TAG!!!!

Eric Hardy: HAPPY TURNED THE MOMENTUM OF THE MATCH AND NOW HEXX WITH A HOT TAG!

Hexx flies over the top rope, Ron throws a punch but Hexx blocks it and wags his finger in his face, then sends Ron off the ropes and big boots him to the outside. Curtis comes in from behind but Hexx turns in time to nail another big boot. Hexx brings his hand to his ear and listens to the crowd roar before hitting the ropes and atomic leg drop of Curtis Kanyon. Hexx makes the pin. One.. Two.. KICK OUT!

Kelly Fox: Was he channeling... You know... The Hulkster?

Eric Hardy: And it was amazing, but lacked the impact to put down Kanyon.

Kelly Fox: My god... like he wasn't a big enough joke as it was.

Hexx can't believe it, he doesn't understand. Hexx pulls Curtis to his feet and scoop slams him. Hexx rips off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd before going off the rope and coming back with a super sweet elbow drop right across Curtis' chest. Hexx again goes for the pin. One.. Two.. KICK OUT!

Kelly Fox: The people's elbow? Are kidding me?

Eric Hardy: Hey, at least the guy is trying, which is more than I can say for some.

Kelly Fox: Trying to what? Kill the ratings?

Eric Hardy: Trying to improve.

Kelly Fox: Gag me.

Happy slaps the turn buckle and begs for the tag. Hexx looks around and the crowd roars as Hexx decides to give Happy the tag. Gibson in the meantime is back on the apron. Kanyon gets up and falls into Gibson, making the tag, just as Hexx tags in Happy. Happy flies into the ring and tries to clothes line Ron Gibson, but he ducks the clothes line and catches Happy from behind in a choke hold. Happy tries to throw some elbows but to no avail.

Kelly Fox: Thank god Dirty Deal has this match back under control.

Eric Hardy: You looked a little worried for a second.

Kelly Fox: Yeah and you almost looked straight... ALMOST!

Curtis Kanyon gets back in the ring and runs across the ring nail Hexx with a Dirty Demolition between the ropes that sends both men down to the arena floor. Gibson pushes Happy down to the mat, Happy tries to get up and Gibson hits the DEAL BREAKER!!! Gibson pins. One.. Two.. Three!

Amber Ash: Your winners... DIRTY DEAL!!!

Kelly Fox: And all is right with the universe, Happy and Hexx have been put down by the tag team champions.

Eric Hardy: Well, it was a nice try, but Dirty Deal are the champs for a reason, as we've seen.

MATCH TWO
Freakke the Clown vs. William Spencer
Singles Match

Sun Doesn't Rise begins to play but as it gets only a few notes in, the music and lights cut out. A short burst of strobe lights hit and then a low bass line begins to play. The Black Sabbath song, Children of the Grave, picks up it's opening riff and then out comes a man in a green top hat and sleeveless trench coat, also green. He isn't wearing a shirt but his pants have the word Xombi written all over them. He walks down to the ring and steps over the rope. as he turns back to the entrance he smiles and takes off his jacket. He throws it out of the ring and then reaches for his hat. With an almost evil laugh, the man sharply tosses it away and reveals his painted face. It is Freakke but the clown is now of the undead. He laughs and begins to showboat for the crowd as his old zombie persona.

Kelly Fox: At night the freaks come out, and there is the Clown..er

Eric Hardy: Zombie, Kelly Zombie

Suddenly, all of the lights go out...but the music quickly picks up as the crowd goes into an absolute frenzy! "Fear of the Dark" by Iron Maiden, starting after the introduction, picks up fast as a couple of spotlights start to search through the crowd. One green one, and one blue. Both of the lights are shining over the entire crowd while they're cheering and the spotlights intertwine at a certain spot in the crowd. We see William Spencer standing on a chair for one of the fans, as the fan that had been seated there is just staring up at him in awe. He has a Singapore cane lifted high into the air and leaps down from the chair that he was standing on, still holding the weapon high into the air as he makes his way down through the crowd. His free hand starts to shake hands with several of the fans while the music continues blaring over the PA system. Finally reaching the barricade, he jumped up to the top of the barricade and stared out at all of the fans that were chanting his name an even larger pop came from the crowd as he lifted his weapon into the air, again, then lowered it to his side and taking a step off from the barricade landing on both feet before setting his weapon down near one of the steel stairs before sliding underneath the bottom rope and quickly pushing himself back to his feet. He sprints towards one side of the ring and stands on the middle rope while one hand holds the top rope to balance himself out more. He holds his free arm in the air getting a huge pop, before getting back onto the canvas and turning to face the referee. A smile of gratification comes across his face while he waits for the match to start.

Kelly Fox: William Spencer has no treats for Xombi or Freakke but I'm sure he's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Eric Hardy: I hate Halloween

William Spencer seems to turn it on right when the bell rings, hitting Freakke with a forearm smash, causing the clown to stagger back into the ropes. Spencer grabs him by the hair, pulling Freakke into the corner, and then smashes his face against the turnbuckle padding. After another smash of the head into the corner, Freakke catches Spencer with an elbow to the midsection followed to a hard shot to the chin causing Spencer to step back clutching his jaw.

Stepping out, Freakke starts spinning his right arm around in a windmill motion, Spencer turns around and looks confused by it, as it looks Freakke is winding up for some huge punch Spencer looks to block it, but Freakke comes up with the left hand and pokes Spencer in the eye. Running past Spencer, and using the ropes to gain momentum Freakke grabs the head of Spencer and hit's a vicious bulldog.

Eric Hardy: Freakke er Xombi? seems to be in control in this match, he's relentless

Kelly Fox: He's also undead!

Eric Hardy: What's next? Vampires that glisten? Wolves that are cheaper by the dozen? Stupid bitches?!

Spencer is laying on his stomach, Freakke decides to living things up a bit by doing a small dance before dropping a leg drop onto the back of Spencer's head. Staying on offense, Freakke pulls Spencer to his feet before quickly whipping the Irishman into the corner, Freakke runs after him, once Spencer turns around he's caught with a solid knee to the midsection. Pushing him back into the corner Freakke helps Spencer up to the top, sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Setting up for a superplex, Freakke goes to lift Spencer, but William is quick to push him off the turnbuckle onto his back. Freakke quickly returns to his feet only to get a warm welcome by William Spencer and a flying elbow to the face.

Freakke immediately drops after impact, clutching his face. Freakke quickly returns to his feet, but Spencer is ready, grabbing Freakke he sets up for a suplex, then reaches down clutching the left knee, he sets up the fisherman's variation, and nails it. Bridging his back, William holds on for a pin, the ref quickly drops to the mat. 1...2...

Eric Hardy: William Spencer manages to turn it around and goes for the pin after hitting a series of vicious moves!

Kelly Fox: Aren't you supposed to decapitate the head ya know kill a zombie?

Eric Hardy: I'm sure you know plenty of things to do with heads

Freakke manages to get a shoulder up, as Spencer quickly gets back to his feet, grabbing Freakke by the hair, Spencer seems a little annoyed at the clown. Throwing him over the ropes, Spencer turns around but Freakke manages to hold onto the top rope itself, and pull himself back onto the apron. Using to ropes to slingshot himself, Freakke manages to time it perfectly as Spencer turns around and is hit by a Springboard clothesline. Freakke quickly gets up, and lays down a few stomps to the chest of William Spencer, followed by another small dance and then a elbow drop. Rolling over, Freakke grabs Spencer's leg and goes for a pinfall of his own, as the ref slides back down to the mat. 1...2...

Eric Hardy: The Undead Clown gets a near fall, this match has been back and forth!

Kelly Fox: Just like your sexuality!

Eric Hardy: You're not funny, you know that?

Kelly Fox: Yeah yeah.

Spencer kicks out, and Freakke rolls to his feet sizing William up, who slowly turns to his feet, Freakke looks to keep on offense running at Spencer, but Spencer is prepared, ducking the clothesline, he spins the clown around, and nails a right, and a left, and another right, then a kick to the midsection, followed by a double under hooked DDT, driving Freakke's head into the canvas. Looking at his fallen opponent, Spencer isn't done yet, lifting Freakke back to his feet he hit's a European upper cut, staggering the Clown more, and then locks in a double underhook once more, but then he gets Freakke into the Pile Driver position, nailing a huge double under hooked pile driver, laying Freakke out on the mat.

Pointing at the turnbuckle, William gets the crowd going. Climbing up the corner, Williams stands tall on the top turnbuckle looking down at Freakke.

Taking a deep breath, William launches himself off the turnbuckle, Freakke quickly rolls out of the way as Spencer crashes and burns in the center of the ring, quickly laying the boots to Spencer who is clutching his side in pain from the leap. Quickly, Freakke himself climbs to the very same turnbuckle, points at the crowd leaping into the air, nailing a huge Big Top Drop. Flipping over, Freakke lays an arm across Spencer who seems to be lights out. The ref slides down for the pin. 1...2...3 Winner: Freakke the Clown

Kelly Fox: Clown boys done it!

Eric Hardy: Very impressive I must say.

Kelly Fox: It's about time.

MATCH THREE
Bad Luck Chuck vs. Glen Nodoveit
Xtreme Match

Eric Hardy: We're about ready to go with the next match featuring Glen Nodoveit going up against Bad Luck Chuck in an Xtreme Rules Ma-

Eric is cut off by the PA system coming to life. Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play.

Kelly Fox: Wait, isn't that the music for...

That's right Mike Kane, formerly known to the world as Spike Kane comes walking out onto the stage dressed rather formally in a suit with a microphone in hand. His right hand still heavily bandaged. The music dies down and eventually so do the fans, not exactly cheering or even booing just confused as to what he is doing out here.

Mike Kane: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure many of you witnessed the horrific events that befell me at Road to the Gold, when my own brother ran a train spike through my hand which prevented me from ever wrestling again. This, ladies and gentlemen is the product of our so-called xtreme matches. And that is why I, Michael Kane am making an executive decision, as the newly appointed liason from the network to the management of New Championship Wrestling. Tonight on the card for Collision we have two Xtreme matches booked....well, I'm afraid I simply cannot allow that to happen..

The crowd erupt with boos at the newest staff members words. Some even begin to throw rubbish towards Mike, they did after all pay to see those Xtreme Matches.

Mike Kane: Instead only one of those Xtreme rules matches will take place tonight, as a new rule I am initiating for the safety of our superstars there will only be one xtreme rules, or xtreme rules based match per show, and I don't really feel like depriving you fans of the Xtreme Champion and the World Champion going head to head in an xtreme rules match, plus....I'm really looking forward to seeing Xavier get his face smashed in...but my ill thoughts aside, the following match up will no longer be Xtreme Rules, and it will in fact be a standard normal rules wrestling match. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the rest of your night.

More boos follow Mike as he walks backstage.

Eric Hardy: Can you believe that? He used to call himself the God of Xtreme, now all of a sudden he's against it?

Kelly Fox: I'm pretty sure you would be too if someone drove a train spike through your hands. Anyway, we have a match to call.

Chuck and Glen circle each other. Glen makes the first move and drops Chuck with a firemans carry, he rolls over and extends the move into an armbar. Chuck begins to writhe a little trying to break free but Glen won't release the hold. Eventually Chuck reaches for the ropes and manages to grab a hold, after a couple of seconds Glen breaks it under referees orders.

Kelly Fox: See, in Xtreme Rules Chuck could have got hurt there.

Eric Hardy: OK, Kelly you love violence as much as the rest of us, just admit it.

Kelly Fox: No....the network is watching.

Glen stalks Chuck waiting for him to get up, as he does so he locks in a full nelson before delivering a huge full nelson slam, almost knocking Chuck clear out cold. Glen Nodoveit goes for the cover over Bad Luck Chuck.

- - ONE! - - TWO! - - KICK OUT!

Kelly Fox: And Chuck kicks out at two!

Chuck rolls away towards the corner and glares at Glen. Glen circles taunting to the crowd before he charges at Chuck, Chuck flinches and inadvertedly ends up executing a huge drop toe hold to Glen Nodoveit forcing his face to smash into the bottom turnbuckle, completely shocked Chuck grabs Glen and rolls him up for the pin.

- - ONE! - - - TWO! - - - THREE!!!!!

Kelly Fox: What the hell, Chuck won!?

Eric Hardy: Chuck beat Glen Nodoveit! This is the turn around that people will be expecting from this day forth now that our network is trying to stamp down on the violence. Wow, Bad Luck Chuck's luck has finally turned around!

Eric Hardy: Last night, Jack Hammond defeated Steve Awesome on Trauma, and that does not bode well for his World title aspirations. Now, it's part two of Falcons little test as Sexy Jason gets to square off with the only two time world champion, Lance Ryan.

Kelly Fox: Hahaha.. now that over-roided freak will find out what it's like to try and play with the big boys.

Eric Hardy: I don't think he deserves that kind of criticism, Kelly.

Falcon: Well, I do...

{Eric looks up to see Falcon standing by the commentary table, just like he did last night on Trauma.}

Eric Hardy: Ah, Falcon, I figured you'd be joining us... here.. we saved you a seat.

Falcon: Are you going to give me problems like that jerk Daye?

Eric Hardy: ...I guess not.

Falcon: I thought so.

{Hardy stands up and walks away as Falcon takes his seat, next to Kelly.}

Falcon: Good evening, Mrs. Knite.

Kelly Fox: Hey birdie boy.

MATCH FOUR
Sexy Jason vs. Lance Ryan
Singles Match

{I'm to sexy for my shirt.. Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match.}

Falcon: He's looking pretty good. Must have gotten a double shot today.

Kelly Fox: Right in the bum.

Falcon: Ba dum tish.

{"I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin blares throughout the arena and the fans get to their feet as they know that Lance Ryan is about to make his presence felt inside the arena. The lights go out and all that can be seen now are flashes from cameras and cellphones alike. Suddenly pyro goes off in a masive explosion at the top of the ramp, and Lance Ryan appears as red fireballs shoot up, lighting the arena. As Lance starts to make his way to the ring, the lights slowly rise from darkness to bright. He slaps hands with a few fans on his way to the ring and then rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and cycles around to each side of the ring, one foot on the second rope and one arm raised high in the air as the fans cheer for him and he takes it all in.}

Falcon: Ahhh, good old Lance Ryan.. doing whatever the booking tells him to do.

Kelly Fox: Think he's mad at you for using him?

Falcon: I'd be more mad at the fact someone made me wrestle Sexy Jason.

{Sexy Jason points at Lance and laughs, then begins flexing. The crowd booes heavily as Lance just smirks. Jason waves his hands in disgust and starts to exit the ring, only to be grabbed by Lance and spun around. Lance throws a couple right hands, then whips Jason across the ring. Lance Ryan attempts a hip toss, but Jason reverses with a hip toss of his own that's blocked. Lance pulls Jason in and nails a belly to belly suplex. Lance then flexes as Jason stares at him from the canvas, the crowd going wild.}

Falcon: I should win the nobel peace prize for this.

Kelly Fox: For torturing Sexy Jason?

Falcon: For showing him how he tortures all of us.

Kelly Fox: Ah, good point.

{Jason, his eyes red with fury, charges at Lance, who drops down to the mat. Jason leaps over him and rebounds. Lance sets to grab Jason for a spinebuster, but Jason jumps on Lance, taking him down in a Thez press and hammering away with a big right fist. Jason relents, yelling at the crowd and pointing at Lance to say Look at your hero now. Lance sits up, only to have his arms wrenched back and a knee pressed into his spine. Lance fights it, refusing to submit, finally managing to get his feet under him and powering himself out of the hold, grabbing Jason and landing a northern lights suplex. Holding for the pin. 1... Kickout at 1.}

Falcon: Just end this already Lance. I've got things to do.

Kelly Fox: Like what? You set this crap up.

Falcon: I thought it would be over by now.

{Lance is up, Jason is slow to get to his feet. Lance whips Jason into the corner and dashes after him, colliding into him with a shoulder block. Jason slumps a little, but doesn't go down. Lance backs off and runs in again, but Jason moves out of the way and Lance hits the corner hard, only to be grabbed and flung halfway across the ring with a powerful german suplex. Jason struts around the ring, taunting the Icon with a few ginger slaps to the back of his head, then picks him up to his feet and hoists him in the air for a suplex, holding him up. Jason hesitates a bit too long and Lance fights out, disrupting the balance and landing back on his feet, and nails Jason with a quick snap suplex.}

Falcon: It's amazing what roids can do for you nowadays. Don't we have a testing program?

Kelly Fox: I think we do. But somehow he's still here.

{Lance stands, a little worn down, and leaps to drop a leg across the throat of Jason. He holds for the pin. 1...2... Kickout at 2. Lance stands up, looking out at the crowd, then signals he's going to end it. Lance waits in the corner, ready to strike with a road block. Jason gets to his feet and Lance charges, but Jason is ready, grabbing Lance midstride and planting him down with a devastating spinebuster. Jason reaches for the pinfall, then stops and hooks the legs around Lance's in a Figure four. Lance reaches for the ring ropes, but he's just out of reach.}

Falcon: Hmm. He may actually win this one... ah who am I kidding Lance will get out of this?

Kelly Fox: Maybe you should help him?

Falcon: I may not like Jason.. but I don't love Lance enough to hand him a win.

{Lance reaches with all his might, but he can't get there. He refuses to give up, finally shifting the momentum until he manages to get them both turned over and the hold reversed! Jason howls as the pressure is changed, and finally releases the hold. Jason hobbles to his feet, offering a vicious stomp to the back of Lances head out of frustration. Jason climbs the turnbuckle, slowly, the hold and the match taking its toll. He sets on the top for a Sexy Splash. He flexes, looking at the crowd, but the distraction allows Lance time to get to his feet and when Jason leaps off, he nails him in midair with a Canada Calling superkick!}

Falcon: Game over, turn off the lights.. this one is done.

Kelly Fox: I couldn't agree more.

Falcon: I knew I always liked you Kelly.

{Jason somehow lands on his feet in a daze, and Lance uses his second wind to step back and run forward, driving a Road Block spear that nearly doubles Jason in two. Lance hooks the leg, and the referee counts the pin. 1...2...3!!!}

Falcon: Alas poor Jason. I hated you well.

Kelly Fox: Well said Shakespeare.

{Lances music plays as he raises his arms in victory. Falcon stands up, putting down the headset and grabbing a microphone as Eric Hardy retakes his seat at the table.}

Eric Hardy: Man, I hate that jerk.

Kelly Fox: Are you serious? Never have I had more fun sitting here.

{Falcon gets into the ring, sitting on one of the turnbuckles. Lance looks wary, then exits after Falcon holds his hands up in a gesture of peace. Jason pulls himself up, leaning against the ropes for support.}

SEGMENT
Falcon
Disapointment

Falcon: Really? Neither one of you could win? Oh, this is a shame. Well, here's what I'm going to do. Since You're out here Jason, and Steve's running off to some foreign country to get his head straight, I'm going to give you the chance to save your dreams.

{The mic barely picks up Jason screaming unkind words from across the ring.}

Falcon: Oh, such a vocabulary. Next week on Collision, you are going to spin the ultimate wheel of disapointment!

{The crowd, having no idea what the hell he's talking about, responds out of a mere game show curiosity.}

Falcon: The wheel will determine who replaces Steve, if anyone. Think about it Jason. You have the chance replace him with say.. Bad Luck Chuck.. or better yet... Nobody! Now, aren't I just a great guy?

{On Deaf Ears by Spineshank begins as Falcon exits the ring. Jason staring daggers at him from the ring.}

Eric Hardy: Well, he does make interesting television.

Kelly Fox: More so than you.

Eric Hardy: Right. We'll be right back.

SEGMENT
ROB DIAMOND AND SETH EVANS
TAG TEAM STALKER LOVE

Carly Robins stands backstage with Seth Evans and his girl friend Camilla.

Carly Robins: I'm here with Seth Evans, moments before he tag teams with the X-Division Champion, Rob Diamond, to take on Adam Knite and Gib. Seth, what are your feelings before this match?

Seth Evans: Carly, Rob and I have worked together before, and even though he is hell bent on pushing me over the edge in the name of seeing things his way, I'm sure we can put our differences aside long enough to win this match.

Carly nods her head.

Carly Robins: So him making out with Camilla on nation television last week doesn't bother you at all.

Seth turns and shakes his head, slightly irritated as Camilla whispers something to him.

Seth Evans: We'll deal with that later.

Rob Diamond: Yeah, what he said.

Rob Diamond struts into the shot and wraps his right arm over the shoulder of Camilla.

Rob Diamond: No reason we can't be one big tag teaming family tonight, isn't that right sweet heart?

He looks down at Camilla and smiles.

Camilla: Whatever, creep.

Carly looks like she's about to ask another question when.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN YOU FAT SLUT!!!

And Jenny Bean, Rob's former over weight girl friend, now super hot stalker, comes sprinting in and totally spears Camilla into the nCw set, knocking over the back ground and television set. Jenny mounts Camilla and starts trying to rip her hair out.

Carly Robins: WE NEED SECURITY BACK HERE!

Rob Diamond: Wait, wait, hold on a second.

Rob and Seth stand over Jenny and Camilla as they roll around on the ground, ripping and tearing at each other's clothes.

Rob Diamond: Oh my god.

Seth Evans: Yeah...

Carly Robins: Are you guys just gonna watch?

Rob Diamond: I'll give you a hundred dollars to jump in.

Carly Robins: Your disgusting.

Carly walks off as Rob and Seth continue to watch the two women.

Jenny: I'LL KILL YOU WHORE!!!

Camilla: YOUR INSANE!!!

Finally security runs in and splits the two girls up who are still kicking and screaming at one another. Rob Diamond and Seth Evans just look at each other for a second before walking off shot to prepare for their match.

Eric Hardy: Well Kelly, I'm sure you're ready for this match.

Kelly Fox: You know it Hardy, can't wait to see Adam in action.

Eric Hardy: Should be a great match too, with Rob Diamond and Seth Evans determined to get along.

{Monster by Skillet blares as the fans cheer the entrance of Adam and Gib. They make their way to the ring together and slide in and play to the crowd before the music dies down and they wait for Rob and Seth.}

{BORN TO BLEED! FIGHTING TO SUCCEED! BUILT TO ENDURE WHAT THIS WORLD THROWS AT ME!

BORN TO BLEED! FIGHTING TO SUCCEED! BUILT TO ENDURE WHAT THIS WORLD THROWS AT ME!}

{In Ashes they shall reap by Hatebreed blares as Rob and Seth in an attempt to look cohesive come out onto the ramp together. They make their way to the ring and ready themselves for the match.}

Kelly Fox: Well here we go Hardy, it's time.....

MATCH FIVE
Adam Knite and Gib vs. Seth Evans and Rob Diamond
Tag Team Match

Eric Hardy: Wait, What is this?

{ Dirty Deeds by ACDC begins to blare as the fans boo and Dirty Deal make their way to ringside. Adam and Gib stare at them as they walk to the announce table and take a seat, each on a different side of Kelly, squeezing her between them tightly. }

Kelly Fox: What in the hell are you two doing here?

Ron Gibson: We're just here to get a closer look at your boy and his sidekick sweet cheeks.

Curtis Kanyon: No reason to worry your pretty little head off.

Eric Hardy: This is radicilous.

Curtis Kanyon: Shut your geeky mouth Hardy or leave.

Eric Hardy: I shall do no such thing.

Ron Gibson: hey, shut your trap, we're trying to watch here!

Kelly Fox: Fine.

{The match begins with Adam and Diamond in the center of the ring. Knite goes to lock up Rob but Diamond kicks him hard in the stomach before Knite can reach him. Diamond takes Adam by the head and puts him down with a spinning neckbreaker. Diamond is back up as Adam rolls over and tries to push himself up but he takes a hard kick tot he ribs from Diamond before he can. Adam falls face first to the mat, with Adam down Diamond reaches over, takes Knite by the head and fliips into the sweet dreams last chancery! Knite yells out in pain as Diamond pulls back harder, when Gib breaks into the ring and kicks rob off.}

Ron Gibson: So Kelly, while Rob is smacking Adam around, I was wondering something?

Kelly Fox: **sigh** what is it?

Ron Gibson: What's your bra size?

Kelly Fox: What!?

Curtis Kanyon: Come on Ron, what kind of question is that.

Ron Gibson: I'm thinking A....

Kelly Fox: Hey!

Curtis Kanyon: On the 2 year anniversary, I got a great feel during the jello match, and I have to say B Ron, you're way off.

Kelly Fox: I don't think this is an appropriate conversation!

Ron Gibson: Oh come on, you know you enjoy the attention.

Curtis Kanyon: Yeah, all the spoiled rich girls love people talking about them, don't pretend it's otherwise.

{Diamond pulls Knite back to his feet and Irish whips him hard into the nearest corner, Knite hits back first and Diamond charges in with a running shoulder attack to the gut. Diamond pulls back on the ropes and launches himself back into the gut of Knite, again, and again. Finally Diamond steps back and Adam falls to his knees out of the corner. Rob makes his way tot he corner where he slaps Seth Evans into the ring. The two make their way to Knite where they pull him off his feet and deliver a double suplex to the former champion. Diamond rolls out of the ring and back to the apron. Evans covers 1....2.. but Knite throws up his arm.}

Eric Hardy: Diamond and Evans are working well right now, they've got the former World Champion on the ropes.

Curtis Kanyon: Who cares about that, we have bigger concerns.

Ron Gibson: So Kelly.... how many men have you slept with in your life?

Kelly Fox: I beg your pardon?

Curtis Kanyon: 48?

Kelly Fox: NO!

Ron Gibson: yeah, That's way too low. At least twice that many.

Kelly Fox: it's not even close to that!

Curtis Kanyon: Triple? Holy cow.

Ron Gibson: impressive. How many paid you?

Eric Hardy: Hey, can we focus on the match please?

Kelly Fox: yes....please.

{Evans gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, he jumps off and goes for a springboard moonsault, but Knite rolls out of the way just in the knick of time. Evans holds his chest as he pushes himself to his knees and Knite dives into his corner and tags Gib into the ring. Gib runs and clocks Evans in the back of the head with a running boot to the back of the head! Gib grabs Evans by the back of his pants and pulls him to his feet hard, he throws Evans onto his shoulders, then military presses him into the air before dropping him gut first onto his knee.}

Eric Hardy: Evans is getting punished by Gib right now.

Kelly Fox: You can say that again, that looked painful.

Ron Gibson: Speaking of punishment , Russel wanted us to ask you something.

Curtis Kanyon: Do you like black guys?

Kelly Fox: What? No!

Ron Gibson: Oh... a racist huh? You should be ashamed.

Curtis Kanyon: The bosses daughter out her telling the word how she hates black people, what kind of company is this?!

Kelly Fox: I didn't mean like that... you.. I... I thought you meant . you know....

Ron Gibson: What a filthy mind, we ask you a completely honest question and you turn it into something perverted....

Curtis Kanyon: Pervert and a racist... what kind of combo is that?

Kelly Fox: Would you two just leave me alone!

Ron Gibson: I don't know if I believe her anyway, I mean.... Willy Carter has been telling me some wild stories.

Curtis Kanyon: Yeah, did he tell you about the one where Xavier and Willy made a little Kelly oreo.

Kelly Fox: **shock** Stop it! Stop it now! That's enough!

{Back in the ring Gib goes for the pin but Evans kicks out after a two count. Gib takes Evans by the head and looks to charge him into Knite's boot that is resting on the ropes, but Evans hits the breaks and sends Gib into it instead. Gib turns around and Evans catches him with a hurricanrana that he turns into a pin 1.....2... but Gib forces out of the move. Both men quickly turn over where Gib rears back for a big punch but Evans is able to kick him quickly in the stomach and follow with a double arm DDT, and another pin attempt 1....2... but Gib again is able to escape. Evans tags Diamond into the match and the Evans holds Gibs arms to the mat as Diamond scales the turnbuckles. Rob leaps off and connects with a frog splash and Evans exits the ring as Diamond stays on top for the cover 1....2.. but Knite dives into the ring and breaks it up in the nick of time.}

Curtis Kanyon: So, do you like oral?

Eric Hardy: ME!?

Ron Gibson: Shut up Hardy, we're talking to Kelly, everybody knows you do.

Kelly Fox: Why can't you two just stop pestering me?

Curtis Kanyon: Why can't you answer the question.

Kelly Fox: Because this isn't appropriate on air talk.

Ron Gibson: Oh she does, you can tell by the tone in her voice. So how many guys?

Kelly Fox: I'm no answering that.

Curtis Kanyon: Well lets see... Lance Ryan, Adam up there.. probably Gib.

Ron Gibson: You know Adam probably shares her with his friends.

Curtis Kanyon: Well of course he does.

Ron Gibson: Why did we never make friends with him again?

Kelly Fox: Stop! I'm out here trying to do my job.... can we talk about the match and not about me.

Eric Hardy: Please.

{Rob gets up and axe handles Knite in the back as he tries to exit back to the corner. Adam writhes in pain as he falls to his knees. Rob steps back out of the corner and looks to charge in and smash Adam from behind but before he can Gib grabs the back of his leg and trips him up. Rob is quick to get up and turn around but as he does, Gib desperately grabs him around the waist and tosses him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Rob crashes to the mat hard, he holds his back in pain. Rob manages to turn over and slap Evans into the ring, while Gib slaps Adam who has just gotten back behind the ropes. Adam springs into the ring as Seth Evans leaps off the rop rope with a springboard hurricanrana... Knite catches him with a sitdown powerbomb!}

Kelly Fox: Yes, what a move!

Eric Hardy: it was a great heads up play by Knite no doubt.

Curtis Kanyon: Hmm... not bad....

Ron Gibson: Yeah I guess not. But Kelly, we've been hearing rumors from Amber.... have you ever kissed another girl?

Kelly Fox: Of course not!

Curtis Kanyon: I'm sorry, I'm not buying it....

Ron Gibson: me either... she looks way too wild. SO did you like it.

Kelly Fox: No.

Curtis Kanyon: SO you ARE admitting you kissed another woman!?

Kelly Fox: No, that's not what I meant!

Ron Gibson: Wow Kelly, I'm starting to get what Adam sees in you.

Curtis Kanyon: Kinda wild... I like it.

{Adam stays in the sitdown position as he makes the cover 1....2... Diamond leaps to make the sage but is tackled by Gib just in time ..3! Winners: Knite and Gib.}

Curtis Kanyon: Dammit Match is over.

Ron Gibson: Yeah, I was just starting to have some fun.

Kelly Fox: Now will you two please leave.

{Adam and Gib have their arms raised in the ring as Ron and Curtis stand up and prepare to head out.}

Curtis Kanyon: Before we go, Kelly how about you come back with us. Me, Ron, Amber... you know.

Kelly Fox: I will never do that!

Ron Gibson: Come on Adam is invited too, it'll be fun.

{Kelly stands up and points in Gibson's face as she is visibly angry now.}

Kelly Fox: I've had enough of you two.

Ron Gibson: Just when we start you were cool, you go and proved what everybody was saying about you was right... nothing but a stuck up little bitch.

{Kelly rears back and slaps Gibson across the mouth, Gibson leans down, holding his face, when Kelly is turned around by Kanyon, who returns the strike across her face. Kelly falls to the ground.}

Fans: **gasp**

Eric Hardy: HEY! This is uncalled for here!

Curtis Kanyon: when bitches get out of line, you have to put them in their place Hardy.

{Adam and Gib having seen the whole thing sprint out of the ring and practically jump over the announce table. The four men begin throwing wild punches as security who was already on their way jump into the pile up and begin ripping people out..... the last shot before commercial is of many security members dragging Adam away, spittle flying every where as the censors are making their pay.}

Eric Hardy: Fan's we're back... and after that disgusting display by Dirty Deal... Kelly has been removed from ringside. I'm now joined by our old friend Willy Carter.

Willy Carter: That was disgusting... uncalled for... and pathetic. I apologize to everybody for them even using my name in their shenanigans.

Eric Hardy: You have nothing to apologize about Willy.

Willy Carter: I know, but that was just so horrendous I can't help but just....

Eric Hardy: I know Willy, but the show must go on, and we have our main event up next, which should be a great one.

Willy Carter: I hope so, to get this bad taste out of everybody's mouth.

MAIN EVENT
Falcon vs. Xavier Cross
Grudge Match

Sparks start shooting upwards at the top of the ramp, the lights dim as blue and green laser lights ignite the center of the curtain. The music starts playing as a hand proceeds out from behind the curtain as the music starts playing. Stepping out, Xavier Cross holds both his arms up, soaking in the crowd's response. Flexing his right arm, he kisses it and then points at the crowd. The he kisses his left hand, as its clenched in a fist and then points at the crowd once more before bending over, crossing his arms, and when he stands back straight up pyro explodes behind him. Walking down the ramp, he leans into one of the barricades as the camera zooms into him leaning against the fans. Nodding his head holding up one finger before stepping away, giving a few fans a high five. Hopping up onto the apron, he turns facing the entrance ramp leaning backwards on the rope as he lifts one leg up and gets into the ring. Beating his chest, he walks over to the ring ropes facing the announce crew, looking at the crowd again, soaking in what they are saying. He steps on the ropes lifting himself up, holding up his hands in an X once more as the ring posts ignite blue pyro straight into the air. Nodding his head once more and beating his chest. He walks over to the turnbuckle far away, Xavier smiles and starts stretching waiting for the bell.

Eric Hardy: Here is the self proclaimed God's Gift to Wrestling the Xtreme Champion; Xavier Cross!

Willy Carter: What a douche.

"I.. am.. not.. the one.. That you believe in..."

("On Deaf Ears" by Spineshank begins. Falcon exits the curtain into the cloud of smoke. He stops at the top of the ramp, far less animated than usual. The nCw World Title strapped firmly around his waist. The crowd boos heavily, but he doesn't seem to care. He simply walks down to the ramp, ignoring the jibes from the fans and the few outstretched hands. He slides into the ring, and heads for a turnbuckle. He stands at it, looking out over the crowd. Then he turns and sits down in the corner, leaving the nCw World title on the apron for the ref to take, waiting for the match to start.)

Eric Hardy: And here comes the leader of the Forgotten, the nCw World Champion; Falcon!

Willy Carter: What a douche.

Eric Hardy: Willy....come on!

Willy Carter: Ok, they can have a biggest douche contest.

The bell rings and both men run forward and lock up with force, battling for opening momentum. They struggle for a few seconds before Falcon takes the lead by slapping on a side headlock. Xavier shoves him towards the ropes but Falcon comes back with a shoulder barge, taking his opponent down fast. The nCw World Champion runs against the far ropes again and Cross lies down for the trip, Falcon jumps over and keeps running. He comes back at pace and Xavier goes for the hiptoss but no, Falcon blocks it and cracks him with a knife-edge chop across the chest. A huge "Woooo" runs through the arena as Xavier falls backwards a few steps, but this leaves the door open for The Bird Man to build on his momentum with a flying forearm to the head, knocking Xavier down in a heap. Falcon hooks the leg.

One . . . Two . KICK OUT!

Cross kicks out at 2 and saves himself while Falcon picks up his opponent, aiming to carry on the assault. Falcon drags him up by the hair but as Xavier is on one knee he lands a devastating low blow out of desperation. Falcon cries out as he falls to the mat in a heap, holding his crotch in pain.

Willy Carter: Oh damn!

Eric Hardy: And remember, it's Xtreme Rules, anything goes!

Xavier takes a second to register before pulling himself back up to his feet. He grabs Falcon by the head and irish whips him into the corner, nailing a couple of right hands to his face to wear him down. Falcon slumps back and Xavier pulls him in and lands a nicely executed shoulder breaker. Falcon rolls out of the ring and onto the outside floor on impact, leaving Xavier to smile at the damage he's inflicted thus far.

Xavier slides out of the ring and walks past the demobilised nCw Champion and instead goes under the ring to get a steel chair. He takes the chair and sets it up between the ringmat and the bottom turnbuckle, the face of the chair facing side-on, sticking out. Cross then leaves the chair and gets back to Falcon, landing a few quick stomps before his big planned attack. Xavier grabs Falcon by the hair once again and pulls him up to his feet. With one hand on his head and one hand on his back, Xavier runs with his opponent and then launches him head-first into the steel chair!

Falcon falls to the floor and the chair falls with him as boo's reign in like hell for Xavier's perfectly legal technique. Cross grabs Falcon and throws him back into the ring, following up by sliding in himself and running off the ropes, dropping a leg drop for good measure. Xavier goes for the cover.

Eric Hardy: Wow, the fans are actually on Falcons side?

Willy Carter: Probably because Xavier has become a complete tool recently, not that Falcon isn't one either.

One . . . Two . . SHOULDER UP!

Falcon throws an arm out to stay in the contest as Xavier seems irate with the referee's count. He grabs Falcon by the hair and goes to pick him up but Falcon breaks his grip and comes out of nowhere with a huge spinning wheel kick, taking both men down and getting the crowd on their feet.

Eric Hardy: Falcon's still in this!

Willy Carter: Duh. Where else was he gonna' be?

Both men slowly go to get back to their feet with the aid of opposite sets of ropes as the tension starts to build in the Arena. Xavier comes for his opponent first but Falcon gives him a stiff forearm to the face to halt him in his tracks. Xavier shakes it off and dives for him again but Falcon moves out of the way and gets into a good position for a german suplex instead. The adrenaline starts to pump as the momentum shifts, causing The World Champion to raise an arm in the air to signify he's going for the big finish. Falcon waits for Cross to get up and when he does, Falcon kicks him in the gut and hits a lifting DDT and nails it but rather than finish the match like he normally would, Falcon goes into his combats and pulls something out....It's brass knuckles!

Falcon stalks Xavier who slowly makes his way to his feet. Xavier stumbles around before he turns towards Falcon, Falcon swings and Xavier flinches but Falcon stops. He smirks before kicking Cross in the gut, he throws the knuckles to the floor and then delivers a huge Aerial Spike.

Eric Hardy: Falcon showed there, that he didn't need a weapon to defeat Xavier!

Falcon covers.. -

-ONE - - - TWO - - - THREE!!!

*Ding Ding Ding*

Eric Hardy: Falcon did it, Falcon defeated the Xtreme Champion and proved one hell of a point.

Willy Carter: Great win by Falcon instead, Xavier gave it his all though.