DATE: Sunday, January 9, 2011
LOCATION: Bradley Center; Milwaukee, Wisconson
MAIN EVENT: Charlie Velez and Falcon vs. Steve Awesome and Andrew Jacobsen
NOTES: Collision looks like an amazing show on the heels of Time to Riot. We've got our new World champion in the tag team main event, we have a big four way match with four of the best women wrestlers in the company, and we even have two championships on the line.
COMMENTATORS: Kelly Knite, Eric Hardy and Willy Carter
THEME: "Have it your Way" by Mudvayne

Singles Match
Ricky Johnson vs. Todd Williams
Ricky Johnson wins.

Singles Match
Jack Manson vs. Hugo Conway
Jack Manson wins.


{Pyro explodes all over the arena. The thousands of fans in attendance scream as "Have it Your Way" by Mudvayne blares throughout the building. The camera cuts over to Eric Hardy, Kelly Knite, and Willy Carter at the commentary table.}

Eric Hardy: Welcome to Collision ladies and gents! Your weekly stop for action, awesomeness and a few other words that start with A that escape me..

Kelly Knite: Amazing?

Willy Carter: Abercrombie?

Eric Hardy: Yes, and.. wait.. what?

Willy Carter: What? I like stylish things..

Kelly Knite: Apparently you don't.

Willy Carter: There's your other A word Hardy..

Eric Hardy: Ehhh.. let's just get started.. I'm told that we're opening with an announcement.

{"Cranking the Sirens" by Soilwork begins to play. The crowd reaction is quite mixed. The diehard fans trying to outcheer the booing regular crowd. The music suddenly cuts off, leaving a stunned silence for a few short seconds, then...}

Countdown the days until the end of the world..

{"Mission Control" by Hail the Villain begins to play as Falcon emerges from backstage. The crowd roars back into it's mixed reaction, and Falcon slides into the ring holding a microphone.}

Kelly Knite: Woman beater alert..

Eric Hardy: Going to hide, Kelly?

Kelly Knite: Pfft, I'm not afraid.

{Falcon hops to sit on the top turnbuckle, waiting for the crowd to die down.}

Falcon: Alright, alright, settle down.. the longer you go on the longer I'll be out here so just shut it and I'll be out of your hair quicker..

{The crowd lapses into silence.}

Falcon: That's better, now.. I said I'd have an announcement to make. Here I am.. I'd like a few people to come out here.. firstly, Chuck and his pack of jester followers..

{The Young Guns make their appearance. Velez, with his world title over his shoulder, holding a microphone, flanked by Venom, Blair and Zelda.}

Charlie Velez: What the hell do you want?

Falcon: Well, I'd like you to have a brain anyeurism and be a vegetable, but that's just cruel. Anyway, I've called you all out here to tell you something very special...

{Dramatic Pause.}

Charlie Velez: What? Get on with it, I don't have all day...

Falcon: Sorry, I just like that you'll pretty much do whatever I tell you.. Stand on one foot..

Charlie Velez: *sigh* We're leaving..

Falcon: Fine, fine, spoil sport.. I just wanted to tell you guys.. that you suck, I hate all of you, and at Metamorphosis you will be forever known as former World Champion, Charlie Velez..

{Stunned silence for several seconds.}

Charlie Velez: That's it?

Falcon: Yep.

Charlie Velez: What was the point of that?

Eric Hardy: Yea, I kinda wanna know too..

Falcon: Because I'm Falcon.. I can make anyone pretty much do anything I damn well please.. I told the crowd to shut it, they did.. I said come out here, and out you came.

Charlie Velez: That's your big announcement? What a worthless waste of time..

Falcon: That? No, that was just my opinion of you.. a friendly reminder that your just holding that belt until Meta. Now you can go back to plotting on kicking puppies and cheating like mad..

Charlie Velez: You want to play head games? Is that it?

Falcon: Don't do it Chuck. You can't outmaneuver me.. and you know..

Charlie Velez: We'll see...

{Charlie did an about face and walked backstage. The other three, staring daggers at the ring, followed.}

Eric Hardy: What the hell was all that about?

Willy Carter: Looks like he's just playing games with us..

Kelly Knite: That stupid jerk..

Willy Carter: Hey, if nobody can stop him, why not, right?

Eric Hardy: I suppose. Doesn't make him any less of a jerk..

Kelly Knite: Let's just get to a match..

MATCH ONE
Joe Everyman vs. Rob Diamond
Singles Match

{The opening riff to Dope's "I don't give a F plays over the sound system much to the dismay of the fans in attendance. Rob Diamond struts out onto the stage with two middle fingers high in the air, pointed directly at the crowd. He stops at the edge of the stage and hits the crowd with the biggest crotch chop this side of the Mississippi as blue pryo goes off behind him in the form of the letter "X".}

Amber Ashe: On his way to the ring, he is known all around the world as The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Ultimate Wrestler, The Xtreme American Dream, The King of Diamonds, The Bloody Cinderella, The Infamous Lord Dominicus Himself... ROB MOTHER LOVING DIAMOND!

{He continues to strut down the ramp, bobbing his head to the lyrics, mouthing them as he goes. Once he reaches the ring he rolls in under the bottom rope and jumps up. Grabbing the top rope he pulls himself up and throw up two middle fingers one more time, screaming the chorus as it kicks into gear.}

"I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..." "I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..." "ABOUT YOU!  AND YOUR POINT OF VIEW! OR YOUR STUPID SELFISH ATTITUDE! CAUSE IT SEEMS! TO BE! THAT YOU NEVER REALLY GAVE A

Falcon:! ABOUT ME!" "I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..." "I don't give a F (WHAT!)... I don't give a F (WHAT!)..."

{He jumps down and walks to the center of the ring, raising both hands high into the air, he shots the crowd one more classic grin before firing off one final crotch chop! Rob then walks to whichever corner the ref sends him too as his music fades away.}

Eric Hardy: Is it me, or are those nicknames familiar?

Kelly Knite: I know, kinda like an 80s movie.

{Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams then comes out onto the stage. Joe and Maria walk down the ramp while holding their arms up towards the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a standing jump onto the apron while Maria walks to her corner. Joe then climbs into the ring through the ropes and looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.}

Willy Carter: And there's the potato..

Eric Hardy: Still going on about that?

Willy Carter: I cling to what I got.

{The match gets underway as Everyman and Diamond lock up in the middle of the ring. Each of them try to get the advantage with Joe succeeding by bringing Rob down to a side headlock. Diamond hoists Joe up for a back drop but Everyman flips out of it and lands on his feet. Joe grabs Diamond and hit's a back drop of his own. Rob is back to his feet quickly, but Joe is right there, locking his arms around the waist and hoisting him over for a German suplex. Everyman holds on, and rolls to the side, standing as well as pulling Rob to his feet. He sets to nail a second, but Rob snaps an elbow back into Joe's face, and Everyman lets go.}

Eric Hardy: Nice technical show to start tonight's show, it's almost like chess.

Kelly Knite: Nobody understands what you're talking about, Eric.

Eric Hardy: Move, counter move, thinking ahead.. really you have no idea?

Kelly Knite: Nope.

Willy Carter: Not a clue.

{Everyman stumbles, turning away, and Rob darts forward, slamming a kick to the back of Joe's knee, causing him to fall onto his back. Rob turns around and leaps, dropping a leg across the throat of Everyman. Rob rolls back to his feet, then stomps hard on Joe's right arm, walking around his body, stomping viciously on both knees, then his other arm. Everyman rolls across the ring, all his joints hurting from the stomping. Everyman gets his knees under him, and Rob runs forward, nailing a hard kick to the side of Everymans head. Everyman slumps back to the mat, and Rob pulls him away from the rope, and locks in a crossface.}

Eric Hardy: First technical move from Rob in this match.. seems to be he likes just beating up Everyman.

Willy Carter: Most people do.

Eric Hardy: Seems that way..

{Everyman fights the hold, reaching out with his free arm towards the ropes. He's a finger width away, while Rob is trying to pull him back in. One last surge, and Everyman gets a hand on the rope. Rob holds on, nearly getting disqualified for it, before finally letting go. Rob picks Everyman up to his feet, but Joe fights back, nailing three stiff right hands to the gut of Rob. Everyman sets Rob up for a suplex, releasing midway. Rob hits hard in the corner, his back against the turnbuckle before landing hard face first on the mat. Everyman grabs Rob, hauling him to his feet. He locks in the full nelson, then pulls him over, slamming him down with a dragon suplex, holding the bridge for the pin. 1....2... Kickout at 2.}

Eric Hardy: Everyman unleashing back with a bit of his own hardcore violence.

Willy Carter: When someone's trying to hurt you, you hurt them back..

Kelly Knite: Someone stop him from reading fortune cookies for commentary.

{Everyman grabs a leg of Rob, ready to lock in an STF. He hesitates, smirking confidently at the crowd. It allowed Rob time to turn himself over and nail a kick to the gut of Everyman. Everyman releases Rob, and Rob gets to his feet. He reaches for Joe, but Everyman lashes out with a right fist, a desperation haymaker. Rob manages to duck it, and kicks Everyman viciously in the gut, then gives him a mighty crotch chop for his trouble.}

Eric Hardy: That was a bit uncouth..

Willy Carter: You expected any less?

Eric Hardy: Nope.

{Then he nails a Diamond Cutter! He drapes an arm over for the pin. 1....2...3!!!!}

Eric Hardy: Uncouth or not, he's won this match! What a win, and what a way to start the show!

Willy Carter: I expected nothing less.

Kelly Knite: Again, stop with the fortune cookies..

Willy Carter: I'm sorry, the crafts table had chinese today.

Eric Hardy: Gah.. we'll be right back.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

SEGMENT
Charlie Velez/Falcon
Head Games

{Backstage, Charlie Velez stormed into Angel's office, the rest of the crew following in tow. Angel looked up from his paper work, more than a little annoyed.}

Angel: Knocking works..

Charlie Velez: I demand you do something about Falcon.

Angel: Like what? I can't take his title shot away, the board won't allow it. I can't fire him, the company won't take that risk. So, what, oh great and powerful Mr. Velez, would you like me to do?

Charlie Velez: I don't know, actually suspend him like you promised? Fine him until he's bankrupt? Have him arrested for domestic abuse?

Angel: Alright. I'll suspend Falcon for four weeks, without pay, enough time for him to be back at Metamorphosis and his match for the World title. That's the best I can do, and threatening me will get you nowhere.

Charlie Velez: Fine. As long as he's out of my hair until I beat him to keep this title.

Angel: Very well. Now there's a simple matter of your match tonight..

Charlie Velez: I already have a partner.. Venom..

Angel: No, you don't.

Charlie Velez: Not going to allow me to choose a replacement partner? Should I go to the board now and complain about misuse of power or would you like to reconsider?

{Angel shrugged.}

Angel: You demanded your current partner to be suspended, you aren't allowed to just choose a replacement Charlie, you wanted it, you got it.. now you have to deal with it.

{Charlie's face clouded with anger.}

Charlie Velez: Fine.

{They started to leave. Charlie stopping at the door.}

Angel: Oh, one more thing.. since he's suspended, if he's here.. he's a guest of nCw. So, be a good boy and keep your hands to yourself.

Charlie Velez: Then just keep him the hell away from me.

{Angel shrugged again. And Charlie stormed out of the room, slamming the door. A minute later, Falcon stepping into frame.}

Falcon: Exactly as I expected.

Angel: Well, you got what you wanted..

Falcon: Yea.. I did.. and now.. the fun begins..

Eric Hardy: Why do I not like the sound of that?

Willy Carter: I don't think anybody in the arena does.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

MATCH TWO
STEPHANIE SULLIVAN vs. ZELDA KNITE vs. ROXXXIE vs. CRYSTAL HILTON
4 Way Match

{ZELDA KNITE WINS, bet you didn't see that coming.}

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

SEGMENT
ZELDA/MANIAC
Welcome to the Family

{ Zelda Knite is seen walking down the hall way backstage after her match. She smiles to herself as she heads toward the Young Guns personal locker room when she hears something behind her, some random noise, but it was loud enough to get her attention. She stops, turns and takes a look. Nothing. She shrugs and turns around, right into the hulking figure of Maniac. She looks up at him, at his mask and his black eyes. She doesn't move an inch. }

Maniac: Hello Zelda. Nice to finally meet the woman whom my brother is so infatuated with.

{ She glares at him. }

Zelda Knite: What the hell do you want, Chris?

Maniac: You cut right to the point, I like that, I bet Rob does too. The point is this, people who get close to Rob tend to end up very, very, very hurt. I decided, since I liked you, to give you this one and only warning. Get away from him, far away.

{ Zelda takes a step forward and stands up on the tips of her toes to get as close to eye level with Maniac as she can. }

Zelda Knite: I'm not afraid of you Chris, and maybe you haven't noticed but when people try to scare me into doing something, I usually end up just kicking their ass and doing whatever I want anyways.

Maniac: I see. Well if that's the case, you've made your bed Zelda... I do hope your prepared to lie in it...

{ Maniac takes a step back before turning around and slowly walking away from Zelda Knite. She relaxes, dropping back down onto the flats of her feet and sighs. Maniac stops, turns his head over his shoulder and says one last thing. }

Maniac: Welcome to the Family.

{ Zelda grins at Maniac and is about to throw out one of her classic one liners but she doesn't have the chance. }

{SMACK!}

{ A chair smacks her upside the head and Zelda falls flat on her face onto the ground. }

Maniac: Zelda Knite... Meet Desiree... The New Nightmare of Women's Wrestling.

{ Desiree steps over Zelda grinning maniacally with the steel chair slung over her shoulder. }

MATCH THREE
DDK vs. HOMELESS HAROLD
Singles Match

{The Omen theme music starts to play as Homeless Harold steps out from backstage, clutching the X championship by a strap and letting it drag against the floor as he walks down to the ring. Harold lets go of the title, before climbing into the ring. He walks into the corner of the ring and stands there motionless, waiting for DDK to make his entrance.}

Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold is in the ring now, but he's X championship belt outside the ring.

Kelly Knite: That's a bit disrespectful, but I'm not going to tell him about it.

Eric Hardy: He's said many times that championship belts mean nothing to him, and his treatment of the X championship has proved that.

Willy Carter: Yeah, what you pair said...

Kelly Knite: Did you just speak for the sake of speaking?

Willy Carter: Damn right I did! The fans want to hear my voice. I was just giving them what they want.

{"Duality" by Slipknot hits the speakers as DDK emerges from the curtain. GQ and Obsidian cautiously walk out behind him. He pounds his chest with his fists then raises his arms in the air making a diamond shape with his hands. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.}

Kelly Knite: DDK looks up for this match.

Eric Hardy: Yes he does.

Willy Carter: Shut up you pair! Things look like they're about to kick off with a bang!

{Willy didn't mean that literally, as DDK hasn't gone for a Bang! yet. DDK is going straight for Harold though, and is getting right up in Harold's face, before Harold can even step out of the corner. Harold puts up his hands and shoves DDK away by his face. DDK doesn't like this one bit, and decides to charge at Harold as he takes a few steps out of the corner. Bad idea, as DDK is taken down by a stiff clothesline from Harold!}

Eric Hardy: DDK was trash talking Harold for some reason, and Harold has responded by nearly taking DDK's head off!

{DDK is quick to his feet, but Harold is equally as quick to close him down and punch him in the face. The punch backs DDK into the corner, where Harold attempts to irish whip him from. DDK manages to shift the momentum, and sends Harold into the corner back first. DDK runs at Harold, who pounces out of the corner with a back elbow to DDK's face. DDK finds himself down again, and he rolls to the ropes to drag himself to his feet. Bad idea to get so close to the ropes. Harold quickly bounds toward DDK, and with a second stiff clothesline in as many minutes, sends DDK over the ropes and crashing down to the floor at ringside.}

Eric Hardy: DDK landed hard on his back. I wonder if he'll be OK?

Willy Carter: Let's hope for the sake of NCW that he's injured.

Eric Hardy: That's not nice at all.

{Harold, seeing that DDK is struggling to get up, climbs out of the ring to give him a "helping hand". This helping hand entales dragging DDK to his feet by his wig, then whipping him hard into the guard rail which surround the ring. DDK impacts with the guard rail ribs first, knocking the wind out of him. The referee is counting and has reached five, so Harold decides to bundle DDK back into the ring. Harold climbs into the ring through the ropes as DDK is getting up. Harold scoops up DDK and slams him back down with a big DDT, then goes for the cover and gets a two count before DDK kicks out.}

Kelly Knite: Harold is looking to end this one pretty quickly, and I can see it happening in DDK can't mount some kind of offense.

Eric Hardy: Definitely. Harold has dominated so far.

{Harold once again uses DDK's wig to drag him to his feet. Harold gets DDK's head between his legs, looking for a piledriver. DDK is able to counter the move before it happens, and throws DDK over his shoulder with a back body drop... But Harold springs straight back to his feet and boots DDK in the mid-section, not showing any pain from the back body drop he just recieved. Harold comes off the ropes while DDK is winded, but DDK manages to scoop Harold over with a powerslam. DDK holds his position for a pin for 1... 2... Harold powers out!}

Willy Carter: Nowhere near a three count!

Eric Hardy: Maybe not, but it's the start of a DDK comeback.

{DDK is fired up now, even though he's still hurting a bit from Harold's earlier domination of the match. As Harold gets to one knee and is looking to stand up, DDK fires off a wild hooking punch that hits Harold on the side of the head. Harold manages to get to his feet but is dazed, and DKK is unleashing more wild punches that are connecting fairly cleanly. These punches back up Harold slowly, until he is in the corner. DDK whips Harold into the opposite corner, and follows him in with a running clothesline. Harold falls forward out of the corner, and lands on his front. With Harold down, DDK decides to do something a bit crazy. He points toward the turnbuckle which is furthest from Harold, then proceeds to walk over to it and climb to the top. The crowd cheer at an insane DDK goes all high-flier, and leaps from the turnbuckle! He barely reaches Harold, but is just about able to drive an elbow into Harold's back.}

Eric Hardy: What the...? Did DDK just do that, or am I losing it?

Kelly Knite: I'd go with a bit of both.

Eric Hardy: Either way, that was a pretty decent leap from DDK, to even reach Harold from that far away. I guess he's trying to keep the monster down by any means necessary.

Willy Carter: It won't work, whatever he tries.

{DDK Rolls over Harold and covers him for another two count. Harold won't stay down, even from a high-flying heavyweight. DDK is to his feet quickly, but Harold isn't far behind him. DDK reels off a couple more punches, dizzying Harold. DDK runs at the ropes and bounces off, and is met by a big boot from Harold. DDK teeters but somehow keeps on his feet. Harold isn't having this. He runs at DDK. DDK swings for a clothesline, but Harold ducks it and stops behind DDK, then proceeding to hit a German suplex on DDK. Harold stands, as DDK lays flat on his back. Harold beckons DDK, daring him to stand up. DDK slowly does as Harold wants, using the ropes as support. Harold begins running toward DDK as he makes it to his feet. As he reaches DDK, Harold ducks down for a Battering Ram, but DDK is able to lift a foot enough to boot Harold in the face. Harold's head shoots up as he backs away, unsteady on his feet. DDK runs at Harold and... he goes for the bang but Harold catches him WIDOWMAKER punch! Harold falls to his knees and covers after DDK slams down into the mat. 1...2...3!}

Eric Hardy: What a Bang! NO! Harold catches him with that vicious right hand!

Kelly Knite: I thought Harold had this match won, then I thought DDK had and then Harold comes and steals one away... I don't know what was going on.

Willy Carter: Yeah, he cheated...

Eric Hardy: Oh shut up....

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

SEGMENT
ZELDA/ROB/ANDREW
Why can't we be friends?

{ Backstage, Zelda Knite is icing her head shortly after she was jumped by Desiree. Rob Diamond stands next to her, holding the pack on her head when Andrew Jacobsen storms into the room and shoves Rob. }

Andrew Jacobsen: What the hell?

Rob Diamond: I should be saying the same thing.

{ Rob pushes him back. }

Andrew Jacobsen: Why the hell weren't you with her? Huh? 

Rob Diamond: Sorry, I'm not Kyle, I don't STALK every woman I sleep with until their dying day.

{ Andrew pushes Rob again. }

Andrew Jacobsen: Your brother and his nutty side kick jump her backstage and all you can do is tell a Falcon joke?

Rob Diamond: For the moment.

{ Rob pushes Andrew back. }

Andrew Jacobsen: Well what are you going to do about it, Mr. Noble Hero?

{ Push. }

Rob Diamond: I'm thinking about kicking your ass.

{ Push. }

Andrew Jacobsen: Yeah, that'll sure fix things with Chris.

{ Push. }

Rob Diamond: Suck it.

{ Push. }

Zelda Knite: GUYS!

{ They both look at Zelda who was for the moment, forgotten. }

Both: What?

Zelda Knite: Why can't we be friend?

Rob Diamond: He sucks.

Andrew Jacobsen: And your an ass.

Rob Diamond: Oh good one, your mommy come up with that one for you?

Andrew Jacobsen: You don't talk about my mom.

{ Zelda jumps up and in between them. }

Zelda Knite: Seriously, cut it out now, this is ridiculous. Andrew, he's my boyfriend, get over it. Rob, he's my best friend, get over it. Now, figure out a way to get along or get the hell out of my locker room and fight it out, I've got a headache.

{ Rob and Andrew both look at her then at each other. }

Rob Diamond: Sorry...

Andrew Jacobsen: Yeah... Me too...

Zelda Knite: Thank you.

{ Rob and Andrew continue to glare at one another. }

Rob Diamond:.... So... Wanna go grab a beer or something after the show?

Andrew Jacobsen:.... Sure... Why not?

Rob Diamond: Sweet... Maybe we can discuss your plan for Steve Awesome... You know, besides losing.

Andrew Jacobsen: SURE, and then we can talk about the intricacies of slitting one's wrist.

Rob Diamond Sounds GREAT!

{ Rob slaps him hard on the back. }

Andrew Jacobsen: SURE DOES.

{ And Andrew does the same. The two of them begin to very aggressively rub one another on the collar bone. Zelda just shakes her head and throws her arms up in the air as we head to a commercial break. }

Kelly Knite: Welcome back fans, just another one of our many title matches this week coming up next.

Eric Hardy: Don't sell it short Kelly, it's going to be a huge tag team match.

Kelly Knite: Oh, I know, it's also the big chance for both Paul Star and Shane Hunt to really take a huge step here in NCW.

Willy Carter: It looks like it's going to be one hell of a match here tonight, Lets hope it lives up to the hype.

MATCH FOUR
THE RAT PACK* vs. SHANE HUNT & PAUL STAR
Tag Team Title Match

{TNT by AC/DC hits and to the cheers of the fans The Rat Pack make their way to the ring with the tag team titles thrown over their shoulders. They slide into the ring and await their opponents.}

{Warrior by Disturbed hit, Paul Star and Shane Hunt walk out as a team and head to the ring ready for their chance at the tag team titles. They slide in and the match is ready to go.}

Kelly Knite: It looks like Hunt and Ander will start this thing off.

Willy Carter: That may not be the best of ideas considering the huge size advantage Hunt has on Ander.

Eric Hardy: Yeah, but we all know that Ander won't back down from any fight.

{The match is under way with Hunt going right at Ander in an attempt to grabble him and Ander spinning around and putting a shin kick in the back of Hunt's knee bringing him down to a kneeling position. Ander runs to the ropes, bounces off and comes back with a running dropkick to the back of Hunt's head. Sending him falling face first to the mat. Ander heads to towards the corner where he climbs up backwards on the turnbuckles and waits, Hunt turns over and begins working his way back up and Ander leaps off and nails him with a flying pump kick that almost takes his head off and sends him back down to the mat. Ander heads towards his corner now and tags Holiday into the match. The two pull Hunt back up where they begin to exchange kicks at the big man until he falls to his knees. The two then pull back and kick at the same time, Holiday kicking Hunt in the face as Ander kicks him in the back of the head squishing his head between their shins. Hunt's eyes roll into the back of his head before he falls tot he mat. Ander exits and Holiday covers 1...2.. but Hunt throws the arm up.}

Kelly Knite: Ander and Holiday are getting the team work going.

Eric Hardy: They've been friends and a team all over the world for a very long time, they almost know what the other is thinking at all times.

{Holliday grabs Hunt and forces him back to his feet, he takes him by the arm and whips Hunt into the corner, Holliday charges, leaps and puts a big running knee right under the jaw of Hunt. Holliday backs off and Hunt comes stagger out of the corner. Holliday spins around and looks for a round house kick but Hunt ducks his head, Holliday spins around and Hunt nails Holliday with a huge clothesline. Hunt grabs Holliday back up, lifts him into the air with a military press then drops him throat first on the top rope. Hunt tags Star and Paul springs up onto the top turnbuckle. Hunt slides out, Holliday begins working his way back up. Star leaps off and catches him with the flying crossbody! Star stays for the cover 1...2.. but Holliday throws his arm up and breaks the pin. Star rolls off and squats, he waits for Holliday to make his way back up, when Holliday does Star slides and MUSIC STAR superkick! Star sprints to the ropes, springboards off and nails Holliday with the moonsault! Star stays for the cover 1...2.. but Ander comes in and smashes him in the back, breaking it up.}

Kelly Knite: That Paul Star is one dangerous wrestler...

Eric Hardy: He can string moves together without skipping a beat, you can't take your eyes off of him for a second.

Willy Carter: If Ander wouldn't of been there I think he would of just gotten the tag team titles for his team too.

{Star grabs Holliday back up and whips him into his and Hunt's corner. He tags Hunt into the match, the two lift Holliday onto the top rope. Star climbs up and takes Holliday for a superplex, Hunt gets under star and lifts him as they nail the stacked superplex! Star rolls out of the ring, Hunt covers 1...2.. but here comes Ander again to break it up! Hunt slaps the mat in frustration, he grabs Holliday and pulls him back up where Holliday begins fighting back, he drives an elbow into his gut, he sprints to the ropes, bounces off and comes back with a flying forearm smash right to Hunt and sending him off his feet. Hunt quickly rolls over to get back up and Holliday is already there, bouncing off the ropes and coming back with another forearm shot right to Hunt's face! Holliday waits as Hunt holds his head and tries to stand back up, when Hunt is up Holliday swoops in and CAST CUTTER! Holliday makes the cover 1...2.. but here comes Star to break it up!}

Kelly Knite: Cast Cutter!... SO CLOSE!

Willy Carter: Good thing Paul Star was on his toes.

Eric Hardy: Yeah, almost ended their tittle hopes right there.

{Star kicks and hits at Holliday's back before he can get up and the referee begins pushing Paul back into his corner. Paul is fighting it the whole way when suddenly a chorus of boos fill the air. From the back comes rushing Adam Knite and DDK!}

Eric Hardy: What in the hell is Adam Knite and DDK doing out here!?

Kelly Knite: This is stange...

{Adam rushes over to Ander and pulls him off the apron causing him to hit his head on the apron as he is pulled down. DDK slides into the ring as Holliday is getting back to his feet and BANG! DDK rolls out of the ring swiftly and he and Adam jump the guard rail as Paul Star stands on the apron with a stunned look on his face. Hunt rolls over throwing an arm over Holliday, the referee turns around 1....2.....3!}

Willy Carter: New tag team champions thanks to Adam Knite and DDK! What is going on!?

Kelly Knite: Don't look at me.

{Paul jumps into the ring and is handed the tag Team titles as he tries to help Hunt back go his feet, when suddenly back from the crowd comes Adam and DDK!?}

Eric Hardy: What the hell, they're coming back?

Willy Carter: What are they crazy.... oh right... DDK...

{DDK slides into the ring again and... BANG! On Paul Star!?}

Kelly Knite: Good grief....

Eric Hardy: This is ridiculous!

Willy Carter: you got that right. This is grade A horse....

Kelly Knite: I don't know what is going on here.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

MATCH FIVE
ADAM KNITE vs. MILO HOLLAND
Singles Match

{The lights in the arena go out as the only glimmer of light is from the nCw-tron flashing the name of Adam Knite as "Faithless" by All That Remains begins to play. Adam steps out and the strobe lights begin flashing on and off as the fans begin to boo wildly. Adam makes his way to the ring as the lights come back on playing to the fans the entire way, he slides under th bottom rope and after playing to the crowd some more waits for the start of the match.}

Kelly Knite: Here's my man, and he is ready to win this match.

Eric Hardy: I don't think it'll be that simple for him. His opponent tonight is huge, and won't be a pushover.

Kelly Knite: I didn't say he would be. I just think Adam will beat him.

Willy Carter: I agree with the girl.

{The guitars kick in. 'Monster' by Skillet is playing over the sound system. The tron is going nuts showing a man suiting up for a wrestling match, cutting away to various parts of the process and back again intermittently. The crowd are going nuts as they know who it is. As the riff begins it's second play through a small set of pyros flare and out steps Milo Holland onto centre stage. He walks to the ring with grim determination, bordering on anger. He makes it to the ring as the main verse begins and he climbs in.}

The secret side of me, I never let you see I keep it caged but I can't control it So stay away from me, the beast is ugly I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls It comes awake and I can't control it Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

{He then, like his brother makes special exception to pick out the Die Hard Holland Fans. He doesn't climb the turnbuckle or hyperactively do anything, that's not his style. But he does raise his fist and let a roar out in their direction. Milo then returns to the centre of the ring and gets himself ready for the match.}

Eric Hardy: Milo is in the ring now, and he looks fired up.

Kelly Knite: He looks like a loser.

Eric Hardy: Neither wrestler looks like a loser. Anyway, the referee looks ready to get the match underway.

{The bell rings, and Adam shoots forward with a clubbing blow to Milo's chest. Milo is caught off-guard, but the blow isn't enough to rock him. Adam throws a second, and this punch rocks Milo. A third punch is thrown, and Milo backs away into the corner. Adam attempts to choke Milo with his boot, but Milo pushes Adam's foot away before he can apply pressure to Milo's neck, then Milo uppercuts Adam on the chin. Adam staggers backward from the uppercut. Milo steps out of the corner and quickly scoops Adam up onto his shoulder. Milo then slams Adam down on his back, Adam arching with pain. Milo pulls Adam to his feet, not allowing him time to catch his breath. Milo whips Adam toward the ropes, and as he returns, Milo exectutes a fluid sidewalk slam. Adam's back takes the impact again. He grimmaces as he reaches around and clutches his back. Milo covers Adam and gets 1... 2... Shoulder up.}

Eric Hardy: Milo has gotten the best of Adam right at the start of the match, and is already trying to put him away.

Kelly Knite: Adam won't give up that easily. He'd continue wrestling with a broken back if he had to!

{Milo lifts Adam to his feet. As Adam stands fully, he pushes Milo backward enough to leap and hit a dropkick to Milo's leg. Milo drops to one knee as a result of this. Adam clubs Milo on the back with his forearm, trying to keep him down. Milo won't stay down, and is soon standing again. Adam whips Milo toward the ropes, and goes for a clothesline as Milo runs back to him. Milo sidesteps the clothesline and keeps running toward the opposite set of ropes. Adam spins around and is able to boot Milo in the mid-section before he can go for anything. Adam swiftly hooks Milo up and connects with a single arm DDT. Adam goes for a pin with Milo stunned. Adam gets a two count before Milo powers out and throws Adam off of him.}

Kelly Knite: Come on Adam! Show that big waste of a life how to wrestle!

Eric Hardy: And for unbiased commentating, join Eric Hardy every Sunday on Collision!

Kelly Knite: He's my brother. I'm allowed to support him if I want.

Willy Carter: She has a point.

{Adam is up first, and decides to cut the big man Milo down to size. Adam runs at the ropes behind Milo, as Milo gets to his feet. Adam bounces off them and bounds back to Milo, taking him down with a sweeping kick to the back of his right leg. Milo falls backward, and Adam immediately starts stomping on same leg he just swept from under him. After six stomps, Adam stops. He grabs Milo's foot and lifts the leg up that he's been attacking. Adam kicks the back of Milo's knee a couple of times, then leg drops Milo's leg while keeping hold of it. Milo shouts out in pain as his knee takes the impact of the leg drop. Adam seems happy with the work he's doing. He stands, still holding Milo's foot. Milo doesn't want to take any more damage, so decides now is a good time to turn things around. Adam steps in to leg drop Milo again, but receives a boot to the side of his head from Milo's other foot. Adam releases Milo's foot and stumbles backward from the kick. Milo gets up, shaking his leg out to get the blood pumping around it. Adam sees Milo is up, and goes for a punch. Milo blocks it using one hand, and thrusts his other hand into Adam's throat. Adam coughs as his windpipe is hit hard, and reels backward into the corner. Milo attempts to whip Adam hard into the opposite corner, but Adam counters and sends Milo into the corner instead. Milo hits the top turnbuckle back first, but immediately runs out with a HUGE clothesline which turns Adam inside out! Adam is quick to roll out of the ring for a breather.}

Kelly Knite: That's it Adam, take a time out... No, look behind you!

{Adam doesn't hear Kelly, but he'll wish he had as Milo has rolled out of the ring and is standing behind him. Adam turns around, and is met by a closed fist to the forehead. Milo fires off a second punch, then a third. All three punches back up Adam, until he finds himself leaning against the guard rail with no more room to back up. Milo takes a dazed Adam by the hair and goes to whip him head first into the corner post of the ring. Adam is able to shift the momentum, and Milo ends up hitting the post shoulder first. Milo falls to the ground as the referee reaches six of his count to ten. Adam rolls back into the ring, taking time to recover from the clothesline he took inside the ring and the punches he took outside. Milo gets up at the count of eight, and just rolls into the ring at the referee reaches nine.}

Eric Hardy: That was close! Milo nearly got counted out after he got slammed into the corner post.

{Milo isn't able to stand properly, as Adam stomps his right leg. Milo takes the stomp well, and eventually gets to his feet. Adam kicks Milo's leg, and Milo hops awkwardly to the corner. Adam follows him in and hits a big boot to Milo's chin. Milo wobbles, but manages to hold himself up with the assistance of the ropes. Adam is surprised that Milo didn't fall. Instead, Milo starts shaking with anger or rage.}

Eric Hardy: Oh no! Milo is entering The Black Rage!

Kelly Knite: Who cares? Adam is going to finish Milo off before he can do anything else.

{Adam pulls Milo out of the corner, but Milo starts battling back again with an uppercut to Adam's jaw. This dazes Adam enough for Milo to run toward the ropes, bounce off, and return with a spear to Adam! Milo reaches down and lifts Adam to his feet by his throat. Adam is lifted up, and slammed down straight afterward with a High Impact Chokeslam! Milo doesn't release his choke hold, and lifts Adam to his feet again... Another Hight Impact Chokeslam! Milo isn't finished yet. Adam is dragged to his feet again... And slammed down with a third High Impact Chokeslam! Milo hooks Adam's leg for a cover and gets 1... 2... 3! Milo stands up and starts celebrating, but the referee hasn't rung the bell. Milo looks down at Adam, and sees that his foot is on the rope. The referee signals that it was only a two count, and the match will continue.}

Eric Hardy: How did Adam even find the energy to lift his foot onto the rope after taking The Firestorm?

Kelly Knite: I told you before that he won't give up that easily, and he's showing that right now. Chokeslams... PAH!

{Milo is looking frustrated that he didn't get the three count. He looks at Adam, who is still laying motionless. Milo doesn't know what to try next, as his main move didn't put his opponent away. Milo decides to lift Adam up to his feet, but Adam is really wobbly. Milo goes for an irish whip, but Adam somehow manages to counter and sends Milo toward the ropes. As Milo returns, Adam falls to his back and trips Milo's right leg with his arm. Adam is able to clutch the same leg as he rolls through and locks in A Restless Knite! Milo starts trying to roll around as Adam stretches his back out. Milo sees the ropes, but they're pretty far away. He begins trying to crawl on his arms, which seems to be working quite well. Milo is agonisingly close to the ropes, and one final stretch would get the rope break. Adam has other ideas though. He stands slightly and shuffles Milo back to the middle of the ring. Adam sits into the hold again, and Milo is forced to tap before he passes out from the pain! The referee calls for the bell, and on hearing it Adam releases the Restless Knite and stands fully. The referee raises Adam's hand, as Milo lays on the mat holding his back.}

Kelly Knite: Adam did it! I told you he would, and he did.

Eric Hardy: He sure did, but you've got to give Milo his dues. He tried hard to get to those ropes, and was a fingertip away from them before Adam pulled him back into the middle of the ring.

Kelly Knite: Once you're in A Restless Knite, all you can do is eventually tap out.

Willy Carter: Yes Eric! You would have tapped if you were in it.

Eric Hardy: I'm not a professional wrestler, and what I'd do has nothing to do with what just happened.

Kelly Knite: What just happened was great!

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Kelly Knite: It's been a great night and as we're getting closer to the end now, with the much awaited for National title match coming up next.

Eric Hardy: Venom earned this shot by lasting so long in the Riot match and for coming a hair away from taking it home.

Willy Carter: Venom put up a huge fight in that match, it was a shame to see him last so long just to come up a bit short.

Kelly Knite: Well he has a chance here to come up with a consolation prize if he can beat Chuck Moss.

Eric Hardy: easier said than done though.

MATCH SIX
VENOM vs. CHUCK MOSS*
National Title Match

{The lights dim as "Swagger Like Us" begins to play. The NCW Tron lights up with the name 'Venom' and black spiders begin to fill the screen until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen. As the Chorus hits Green laser lights flicker on the stage as the hooded Venom walks out onto the stage. He looks from left to right at the screaming fans ready for the next match and then ascends down the ramp. He stops halfway down and drops to one knee and spreads his arms as Pyro's blast up on the stage behind him. As the last pyro blasts he runs and slides into the ring and stands up in the center and rips off the hood and spins around in the center of the ring as the music dies down.}

{The lights go dark and a yellow spotlight shines in the audience. Chuck slowly walks out through the crowd and jumps the barricade. He rushes towards the ring and slides under the ropes, sits in the corner, and stares at the entrance while the spotlight is on him. }

Willy Carter: Here we go, National title on the line.

Eric Hardy: This should be a good one.

Kelly Knite: You think that about every match.

Eric Hardy: And I'm right more often than not.

Kelly Knite: Touche.

{The match is underway with Venom and Moss locking up in the middle of the ring, Venom comes through and looks to hip toss Chuck over, but it's not working as Moss holds his ground, and throws a punch right into Venom's face, pushing him away. Moss kicks Venom in the stomach causing him to slump over. Moss rears back and charges forward and plows through Venom with a hard clothesline that sends Venom to his back. Moss backs away and waits as Venom begins to turn over and stand back up, when Venom does Moss flops backagainst the ropes and comes running forward with the running YAKUZA KICK that nearly separates Venom's head from his shoulders. Moss hooks a leg and makes the cover 1...2... but Venom throws his arm up at the last second.}

Kelly Knite: Moss has come out fighting in defense of his National championship!

Willy Carter: He wants to hold onto that title more than anybody would ever know.

Eric Hardy: It was his goal when entering NCW to become a real wrestler and not so much just a street figther, this National title represents all that hard work.

{Moss grabs Venom by the head and forces him back up to his feet, he takes Venom and Irish whips him and when Venom comes running back, he spins around and puts an elbow raight into his face knocking V back down. Venom is on the ground, he rolls over to try and get away but the moment he does Chuck Moss jumps into the air and drops an elbow right into the back of V. Moss rolls over and back to his feet as Venom holds his back in pain, Moss climbs up to the middle rope, he leaps off and puts the knee drops into the back of Venom's head/neck! Moss flips Venom over and covers. 1...2... but Venom throws the arm up.}

Eric Hardy: Chuck Moss is in complete control right now.

Kelly Knite: Showing why he's the national champion.

Willy Carter: Venom better think of something to get the momentum shifted in his direction or he's done for.

Kelly Knite: You can say that again Willy... he's about to get put away if he doesn't do something fast.

{Moss grabs Venom and drags him closer to the corner then proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle. Moss leaps off and goes for the flying double stomp but Venom rolls out of the way at the last second. Moss holds his knee in pain as he jumps up and avoids rolling forward. Venom leaps up and jumps THE TRIBUTE! Venom is down as well for a few seconds before he flips Moss over and throws an arm over his chest. 1...2.. but Moss kicks out! Venom grabs Moss's long air and forces him right back up to his feet. Venom turns him around, goes to wrap up his arms for the X'ED OUT but Moss throws his head back and catches Venom in the face with it. Moss spins around, grabs Venom's head and blasts him with an European uppercut. Venom staggers backwards into the ropes, he bounces off and comes back where Moss slams an open palm thrust right under his chin sending Venom flat on his back!}

Willy Carter: Moss is abusing Venom right now with his brawling style.

Kelly Knite: Venom was setting him up for the X'ed Out but Moss has too much fight in him.

Eric Hardy: Moss is great at reversing when you think you've got the match in hand.

Kelly Knite: Then punching you in the face for it.

{Moss grabs Venom again, he gives V a hard right cross to the face that causes Venom to turn around holding his jaw. Moss grabs his head and takes him for the reverse DDT but before he can Venom turns back over, grabs Moss's legs and flips him up and backwards. Venom turns over and gets back to his feet, Moss does as well and the second they are up Venom kicks Moss in the stomach and takes him into the piledriver position, he lifts steps over his arms and hits the CASUALTY TO SOCIETY! He rolls over into a pinning position 1...2...3!}

Kelly Knite: And there you have it! Venom is the new National champion!

Eric Hardy: The Young Guns now have the top two singles titles in this company. Amazing.

Willy Carter: Who would of thought that Zelda would be the Young Gun without a championship....

Kelly Knite: They continue to show why they are one of the best teams in NCW.... jerks... but good wrestlers.

-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-

Eric Hardy: So I’m a little confused.

Willy Carter: It’s okay if you like boys Hardly.

Kelly Knite: I’m pretty sure he was talking about this next match.

Willy Carter: Don’t try to cover for him.

Eric Hardy: Since Falcon is suspended, does that mean Charlie has to do this by himself? 

Kelly Knite: I think so. Two against one is hard for any man.…but if anybody can do it, the world champion can.

Willy Carter: But on the other side is the Face of the Franchise and Andrew Jacobsen. Steve can carry anyone to a victory, even someone like Andrew Jacobsen.

Eric Hardy: Yes, but can they even co-exist? We’ll see.

MAIN EVENT
CHARLIE VELEZ vs. STEVE AWESOME & ANDREW JACOBSEN
Handicap Match

An air raid siren splits the air, followed by the pounding opening riff of Disturbed's "Indestructible". Andrew Jacobsen strides out onto the stage. He looks around at the fans, absorbing the atmosphere. Andrew begins walking down the ramp, pyro flares going off on either side of him as he makes his way to the ring. He slides in, jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd, a broad smile on his face. Andrew jumps down and awaits the bell.

Eric Hardy: Andrew Jacobsen is coming off the being in The Riot the longest out of everyone. From number one to the final five.

Kelly Knite: Nobody can say Andrew can’t hang with the best…..

Willy Carter: Yeah, but no one can say Andrew can beat the best either.

*All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.

“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”

Awesome slides into the ring, ending the slide in the middle of the ring. He gets up on his knees as a slow motion effect begins and wind begins to blow his hair. He puts his arms out and flexes as blue and green pyro rain down from the ceiling.

Willy Carter: And here is everybody’s favorite wrestler. Steve Awesome!

Kelly Knite: He’s not mine.

Eric Hardy: Or Andrew Jacobsen’s. Quite a history between Jacobsen and Awesome these days and the men are nose to nose in the ring over it.

Kelly Knite: Andrew just wants one more shot at Steve Awesome. One more match to get even with all the things Steve did to him. But Steve can’t even grant him that.

Willy Carter: Steve already disposed of Andrew. He’s moving on to greener pastures. Like Charlie Velez’s world championship.

The lights in the arena shut off, leaving the crowd in anticipation for what's coming next. "Power" by Kanye West hits, and a large pyro explodes in front of the entranceway while lights begin to flicker around the arena. A few moments pass until Charlie Velez finally emerges from the back with a spotlight shining on him. Charlie stares around at the arena before walking down the ramp and heading towards the ring. Before he walks in, Charlie stops at the bottom of the ramp and throws his arms up in the air, as more pyros begin to explode in front of the titantron, lighting up the arena. Charlie slowly lowers his arms, still glaring at the fans before slowly walking up the steps and then heading towards the ring. He walks over to the corner across from him and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, holding his arms up in the air once more. He is unfazed by the boos and the pyros, staring straight into the camera trying to send a message towards his opponent. Charlie finally walks down the second turnbuckle and turns towards the entranceway, waiting for his opponent(s).

Eric Hardy: Speaking of Mr. Velez, The World Champion is here.

Kelly Knite: And he has a lot on his plate. First big test as world champion. Can he do it?

Willy Carter: I don’t know…I love me some Charlie Velez…..but he has Steve Awesome AND Andrew Jacobsen to deal with. Steve is enough on his own…but you add the extra fifteen percent of talent that Jacobsen brings and you’ve really stacked the deck against Charlie.

Eric Hardy: Oh stop.

Awesome decides he’s going first for his team and the referee takes the world championship away from Charlie so he can start this match. As soon as Charlie turns around he narrowly dodges the Jawbreaker super kick thrown by Steve Awesome.

Eric Hardy: Woah, that was close!

Willy Carter: Steve said he wouldn’t hesitate to kick Charlie’s head off his shoulders tonight.

Kelly Knite: Well it’s a good think Charlie didn’t hesitate to duck.

Steve and Charlie lock up as the bell rings and Steve wraps Charlie up with a arm lock. Charlie reversers out of it though and sends Steve flying with an arm drag. Awesome gets back up and goes after Charlie but Charlie catches the Face of the Franchise with a belly to belly suplex! Awesome lands and Charlie hooks the leg. 1.…2.…kick out from Steve. Charlie tries to pick Steve up but he gets caught by a rising clothesline. Charlie falls to a sitting position and Awesome runs to the ropes and back with a flip over neck whip. Charlie’s head and neck fall forward then whip back to the mat and Awesome comes back from the other ropes, jumps over his legs and feet and drops an elbow right to the sternum. 

Willy Carter: Nice move by Awesome there.

Eric Hardy: I have to admit, Charlie vs. Steve is a wrestling fans dream.

Kelly Knite: Love them or hate them, they are great inside that ring.

Charlie rolls to his feet holding his chest and ducks a spinning kick. Awesome spins all the way around and Charlie grabs him for a half nelson back breaker. Awesome holds his back in pain as Charlie follows up with a jumping fist drop. The shot makes Steve sit up and hold his face and Charlie nails a stiff soccer kick right to the chest of The Awesome One. The look on Steve’s face lets you know that kick hurt.

Eric Hardy: The world champ is really taking it to Steve Awesome right now.

Kelly Knite: Andrew Jacobsen is enjoying himself.

Willy Carter: I wonder if Falcon is watching this from wherever it is that women beaters hang out.

Kelly Knite: Alabama?

Awesome gets on his hands and knees and starts crawling toward his corner to make a tag but Charlie stops him flat with a clubbing axe handle to the back. Charlie starts lifting Steve up and then he follows it up with a stiff right hand that sends Steve stumbling back toward the opposite corner. The one Falcon was supposed to be at. Charlie bridges the gap with a sprint and clotheslines Steve into the corner. Charlie hit’s a few right hands and then hoists Steve up onto the top turnbuckle. He starts setting up for a superplex.

Eric Hardy: Charlie and Steve up in no mans land!

Kelly Knite: This never ends well for anyone.

Willy Carter: But the fans like watching it.

Charlie tries to take him down but Steve gets a handful of tights to save himself. Charlie tries for it again but Steve blocks it with a punch to the face and then he shoves Charlie back down to the mat, belly up, right in front of the turnbuckle. Steve notices the perfect position and he gets that sinister grin on his face.

Eric Hardy: Oh no! He wouldn’t hit The Wrath of the Dragon on Charlie Velez would he?

Kelly Knite: This move has put men on the shelf. Xavier Cross, even Andrew’s own father. 

Willy carter: I can’t watch.

Awesome turns himself around and then leaps backward into the moonsault. He comes down with both feet aimed directly for Charlie’s heart but Velez rolls out of the way and then CLOSURE! From out of nowhere!

Eric Hardy: CLOSURE! Velez just hit Closure on Steve Awesome!

Kelly Knite: That was….Steve hadn’t even landed yet! 

Willy Carter: SNAP! That was intense.

Awesome is out of it and Charlie hooks the leg. 1.…..2.…..but Andrew Jacobsen runs in and breaks up the pin. Charlie glares at Jacobsen who goes back to her corner per the ref’s request. Charlie bends down to pick Steve up, but with a distracted ref, Steve reaches up and rakes the eye of Velez.

Eric Hardy: Dirty tactic there by Steve Awesome.

Kelly Knite: I would condemn him for it, but honestly Charlie just got a taste of his own medicine.

Willy Carter: Steve buying himself some time.

Awesome starts crawling to his feet, trying to shake off the cobwebs of that brutal Closure he just took. Velez glares at Steve and stomps on Steve as he’s getting to his feet. Steve still manages to get to his feet despite the obstacles that Charlie places in front of him. Charlie swings a punch but Awesome blocks it and sends a right of his own! Followed by another right! Then a left, and then a spinning back fist! Charlie takes the blow and it sends him stumbling to Steve and Jacobsen’s corner. Awesome stumbles himself over there and he wraps Charlie’s arm up and exposes it for Jacobsen, whom he tags.

Eric Hardy: A little team work between Steve and Andrew?

Kelly Knite: Who knows….maybe there’s some hope in this team after all.

Willy Carter: They may hate each other but they still want to win the match.

Andrew hesitates climbing into the ring. Before Jacobsen could get all the way in though, Steve just smirks and drops Charlie’s arm and steps out onto the apron. Andrew looks up and takes a right hand from Charlie Velez. Charlie follows that up with a few more shots before Andrew is in the corner. Charlie starts mudhole stomping him in the corner as the ref yells at him to stop.

Kelly Knite: Well so much for that team work thing.

Willy Carter: Steve Awesome is a master manipulator. He knows how to get in peoples heads.

Eric Hardy: That’s all going to come back and bite him one day.

The ref forces Charlie back and Andrew shakes off the assault. He pulls himself out of the corner and as soon as the ref moves out of the way he springs out of the corner and nails a flying forearm straight to the bridge of Charlie’s nose. Charlie hit’s the mat hard and Jacobsen quickly nips back up in tribute to a legend and the crowd pops.

Eric Hardy: Looks like Andrew is feeling it now.

Kelly Knite: Getting your butt kicked is a real motivator Eric.

Willy carter: Andrew sure gets motivated a lot doesn’t he.

Andrew is motioning for Charlie to get up and as soon as he does Andrew nails him with a hard chop to the chest. Charlie stiffens up in pain and Andrew then flips him back with a snap suplex. Charlie gets up and Andrew gets underneath him with an arm drag. Charlie gets up again and swings a punch but Jacobsen ducks it and hit’s a German suplex! He rolls through and lands another, he rolls through and tries to go for the third german in his Hat Trick but Charlie wraps his leg around Andrews. AJ lifts again but Charlie has it blocked and then gift wraps an elbow for Jacobsen to chew on. Charlie gives him one more and Andrew stumbles back, Charlie spins Andrew around and buries a shot low in the midsection. Charlie then lifts Andrew up into a fireman’s carry and then drops him down into a double knee gut buster.

Kelly Knite: OH what a move by the world champ. 

Eric Hardy: That move just sends all the air out of your lungs.

Willy Carter: Definitely not a move you want to get hit by.

Andrew gasps for air after the big move, he notices Steve with his hand stretched out telling him to make a tag so he starts heading that way but Velez cuts him off with a knee to the gut followed by a European uppercut. Charlie grips Andrew up by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. Charlie goes to lock up with Andrew, but AJ breaks the hold and then drills Velez in the teeth with the Lights Out super kick!

Eric Hardy: Light’s Out! Andrew could pull it off here!

Kelly Knite: Holy crap! Pin him kid!

Willy Carter: Charlie! You can’t lose to this douche!

Andrew drops down and hooks the leg. The ref drops down to make the count 1.…..2.….no Charlie gets his shoulder up. Andrew just can’t believe it! He’s still feeling the effects of that double gut buster so he starts heading toward Steve’s out stretched hand. Andrew slowly makes his way there and right before he can touch Steve’s hand, Velez grabs his foot. Andrew tries to tug but Charlie pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Andrew manages to roll underneath Charlie’s legs and Charlie almost goes flying into Steve but he hit’s the breaks. He turns around and runs back after Andrew but Jacobsen slides under his legs again and goes to make the tag, but Steve hops off the apron. Andrew yells at him to make the tag but Steve just shrugs and points behind him. Before Andrew can even turn around Charlie rolls him up and gets a 1.…2.….3!

Eric Hardy: Charlie does it! He just won this match all by himself.

Kelly Knite: Andrew tried, despite not having Awesome to watch his back.

Willy Carter: Andrew shouldn’t have worried about Steve, he should have just concentrated on Charlie. 

The ref raises Charlie’s arm and hands Charlie the world championship. Awesome steps in Charlie’s way as he goes to leave. Steve points to the world title and makes a motion around his waste, signaling that he wants that title. The two trade some inaudible comments to one another as the ref gets involved to make sure nothing gets out of hand. 

Eric Hardy: Some choice words between Steve Awesome and Charlie Velez.

Willy Carter: Well Steve Awesome wants that belt. I think he deserves it way more then that women beater.

Kelly Knite: Oh please, hey, what’s Andrew doing with that chair?

Awesome finally steps out of Charlie’s way and Velez exit’s the ring, Awesome watches as Velez walks up the ramp and doesn’t seem to notice Andrew step inside the ring with a steel chair and sinister glare aimed right at Steve Awesome. The crowd start to pop loud as Jacobsen inches closer to Steve with the chair.

Kelly Knite: DO IT ANDREW! Smack that ass hat right over the head!

Eric Hardy: Steve won’t give him a match, I guess Andrew will get his own revenge.

Willy Carter: Steve look out!

Awesome notices the crowd starting to go crazy and he turns around just in time to dodge the swinging steel chair by dumping himself over the top rope. Awesome looks on in shock as Andrew starts getting out of the ring and heading toward Steve. Awesome half crab walks half scrambles up the ramp as Andrew gives chase with the steel chair.

Eric Hardy: Look at Steve run away!

Kelly Knite: He’s just ran back stage, but Jacobsen is hot on his trail.

Willy Carter: Oh so you guys wouldn’t run if some lunatic was chasing you with a steel chair?

Awesome leans against a wall and tries to catch his breath, he looks left and then looks right only to start running again! That’s when a steel chair smacks the wall exactly where Steve was standing. Awesome barrels through some crew members and gets into the parking lot where his black mustang was parked. He scrambles to get inside of it before Andrew fills the gap between them. He gets in and slams the door shut but Andrew is right there with the steel chair and he swings it and shatters Steve’s driver side window. Awesome stares in shock at what just happened.

Willy Carter: Andrew is a man possessed! Someone needs to stop him!

Eric Hardy: I say let him go. Awesome is only getting what he deserves.

Kelly Knite: I feel like Awesome is going to crap his pants in a second.

Andrew yanks the chair out of the window as Steve gets the car started and floors it as shards of glass fall out of the window. Jacobsen just stands there screaming for Awesome to get back there but of course it was no use. Just then Mr. Happy comes walking up behind Jacobsen.

Mr. Happy: “Hey….wanna fu-”

THWACK!

Andrew spins around and bashes Happy over the head with the chair. Andrew, surveys the damage and shakes his head. Not the man he wanted on the ground, but it would do for now. He throws the chair on the ground and walks away muttering to himself.

Andrew Jacobsen: Stupid clowns…..

Eric Hardy: Well that’s all the time we have folks.

Kelly Knite: See you next week.

Willy carter: I sure hope Steve Awesome is alright.