
The opening sequence for Collision plays and the fireworks blast off .
Eric Hardy: Hello everyone and welcome once again to nCw Collision. I’m Eric Hardy and next to me of course is Kelly Fox.
Kelly Fox: What a show we have tonight. Lance Ryan goes against Christian Kane. Finally the lesser Kane will get what he has coming to him.
Eric Hardy: And lets not forget about the tag team titles on the line tonight.
Kelly Fox: Yup. The Cult are getting a huge opportunity tonight as they go up against the Hollands.
Eric Hardy: Not for nothing Kelly, The Cult did sort of take out the other competition.
Kelly Fox: Hey, you do what you have to in order to get ahead in this game. The Cult took out Double Trouble and now they get a tag team title shot. The system works.
The opening chords of Tick, Tick, Boom by The Hives starts to play over the sound system as the crowd begin to boo.
Eric Hardy: Looks like were ready for our first match tonight.
Kelly Fox: Steve Awesome vs. Ricky Johnson. Tell me something Hardly, can anybody stop Steve Awesome?
Eric Hardy: Well, that of course remains to be seen. But the prospect of seeing the number one contender to the National Title taking on the former champion is enough to hold my attention. Despite the loads of talent from both competitors.
Steve Awesome steps out onto the stage dressed in his regular ring attire. He stretches his arms out in an Orton-esc pose before walking the rest of the way down to the ring. The crowd booing him the whole way.
Kelly Fox: Love him or hate him. The kid gets results.
Awesome steps into the ring and kneels down in the middle. Flexing both his arms as silver and blue pyro rain from the ceiling above, and Awesome then stands up and walks over to the side of the ring and calls for a microphone.
Kelly Fox: Looks like the future National Champion has something to say.
Eric hardy: When doesn’t he?
Awesome: “Last week on Collision I’m sure most of you saw the altercation that myself and Jack Manson were involved in. The douche bag sucker punched me. I was just trying to let him know ahead of time that his title reign was only going to last a month, because I want my shot. After what happened here last week I want nothing more than to show Jack Manson the error of his ways. I want to show him just how uninformed he really is. Because as I’m sure all my millions of Awesome-Holics can attest too, Jack Manson will not be able to beat me.”
The gains a huge mass of heat.
Kelly Fox: AMEN brother.
Eric Hardy: Oh please.
Awesome begins to pace around the ring.
Awesome: Jack. Your nothing more than a stepping stone. A bridge to the promise land. An escape from the mediocre “mid-card” life. Just ask Spike. He beat you for that championship around your waste and now he is the world heavyweight champion. And that’s what I want. So in order to do that I need what you have. I need to become the next National Champion. It’s all going so smoothly too. Ever since my debut I have been showing off the skills needed. Last month at Meta, I became the number one contender, and tonight I beat the former National Champion. You feel scared yet, Manson? Because you should. You can’t hide for long, Jackie boy. Eventually the Awesome Express is going to run right through you!”
Kelly Fox: HA! I made up that phrase.
Eric Hardy: And were all so happy about that.
Awesome: But tonight, in just a few moments, I go on to face Ricky Johnson. Your old news Ricky. You had your moment with your longest reign but now, the reality is about to set in. The future of this business is about to be staring you down from the other side of the ring and everybody knows that you won’t be able to adapt. Because everybody knows that you can’t beat me either! Nobody in the back can beat me. Nobody in this crowd can beat me, nobody on this planet can beat. As a matter of fact…..”
The camera zooms up into Awesome’s face.
Awesome: Nobody in the whole damn UNIVERSE can beat me. And if you didn’t know that by now……Prep-”
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!
Awesome looks at the staging area with a angered look upon his face, however once Trent Helms, his partner in the somewhat new Close Encounters Of The Awesome Kind makes his way out to the ring, wearing a bright neon orange fur coat with light blue leather pants with a thing of the silver surfer on them, the X-Division title hanging from the top of his pants as he makes his way down.
Eric Hardy: Wonder if Trent is about to give his partner some support with his boastful claim.
Kelly Fox: I don’t know, rather convenience for Trent to come out here, as soon as Awesome said he was the best in the entire universe.
Trent finally makes his way to the ring, and throws down the X-Division Championship, He then looks at Amber Ashe and says get me a microphone earth girl, After a few moments, Ashe finds another mic and hands it to Helms.
Helms: Let me get this straight, you’re not only the best on this planet; you’re all of a sudden, the best in the universe.
Awesome: That is right my friend.
Helms: Save it primate, as you are defiantly no friend of mine, Now while I could agree that maybe you are the best this planet has to offer, you may be the future National Champion, you may even be the best thing this planet has seen since Trent Helms….But you’re no Trent Helms, and you’re not the best in this universe or the next.
Eric Hardy: I don’t think Awesome is too happy with his partner.
Awesome: But you see Trent, look at the official nCw website, the fans believe then Ricky Johnson…
The fans boo at Awesome statement that he is better then Ricky Johnson as the fans attest to it.
Awesome: The fans think I’m better then Jack Manson
The fans boo even louder at the statement and start a small Manson going to go psycho chant.
Awesome: The fans think I’m better then….
Helms: Like I am supposed to be impressed with some poll on this backwater planet pride and joy, The Internet? Like I’m supposed to care what any primate on this blue and green rock thinks? Let me ask you something if you are indeed the best in the universe, Have you defeated the Norse God of Thunder, Thor? How about Galactus, could you survive a encounter with The Devourer of Worlds?
Awesome: No, but I did beat Batman once…
The crowd laughs, as does Trent who falls down, before laughing and standing up.
Helms: Batman, You’re priding yourself over beating a human with no special powers?
Awesome: Yes, I am, and if I had the chance, I could prove, I’m the better member of this tag team.
Helms becomes quickly angered, as the two step forward, the fans begin chanting because they want the two people they dislike to beat the crap out of each other.
Kelly Fox: We could be about to see something out of this world, and totally awesome at the same time.
Trent backs up.
Helms: I’m not the one you’re after primate, But the fact of the matter is this, we may not like each other, and we proberly never will, but it doesn’t stop the fact, that we are two of the quickest rising superstars in the entire galaxy, I am already X-Division Champion, and will still be at the end of the night…You will be National Champion within a few short weeks.
Awesome: But why exactly stop there, why would only 40 percent of the gold of nCw be enough? We are the best thing to happen to this promotion since well…um well…What good thing has happened in this promotion since it started?
Trent scratches his head.
Trent: My debut and rise to become future ruler of this planet?
Awesome: No…something besides us.
Trent just shrugs….
Awesome: That is right, nothing good has happened in this promotion besides the formation of myself and Trent, as we together, will take this promotion to the promise land, and will make the entire promotion, from the guys who will never get off suspense, to the sham that is known as the empire, to even the guys who are sitting comfortably ontop of their glass ceiling, will soon be given.
Trent interrupts Awesome.
Helms: A close encounter of.
Awesome interrupts Trent.
Awesome: Of The Awesome Kind
Helms: Don’t interrupt me Primate…A Close Encounter Of.
Awesome goes to interrupt Trent again, but Trent quickly slaps the Mic out of Awesome hand, and as Trent is about to finish the line, It’s all over by Three Day Grace hits, as the fans cheer, as the former National Champion, Ricky Johnson stands out onto the stage, His girlfriend Roxi Jamison standing at his side, Ricky pulls a microphone out that he brought with him.
Johnson: Yes, a Close Encounter of the Awesome Kind, we have already heard it before, so spare me the details, I was sitting in the back, playing the guitar and melting everyone faces in the back with my wicked guitar riffs then the two of you started bitching and moaning, Jesus H. Christ, you two complain more then Slash and Axel Rose in Guns N Roses.
Helms: Who do you think you are Primate, I’m Trent Helms.
The crowd yells Who?
Helms: I said I’m Trent Helms.
The Crowd once again Yells Who?
Helms: I SAID I’M
Roxi grabs the mic from Johnson and interrupts Helms.
Roxi: Yes, we know who you are, but I think the real question, what is up with that outfit? I mean are you trying to blind us with that bright orange fur coat, Wait, I get it…You just broke out of the Inter-Galactic Prison? Seriously, you seem more feminist then even I am, seriously everytime I hear you run your mouth, I think that everyday is that time of the month for you.
Johnson: Sick Burn!!!!
Helms: Shut up, you two, don’t think I will forget this, because I am the future ruler of this planet, and when that day comes, your words will be considered Treason.
Johnson and Roxi are just mocking Trent on the stage by doing many science fiction poses.
Awesome: You can mock him all you want, but let me remind you of something, when was the last time you actually won a match? I mean I think the last time you did was, What? When this man beside me…
Helms: Supreme Being….
Awesome: Okay, This Supreme Being beside me, actually got you a win, and that was like what….2 Months Ago? I haven’t seen you win a match since I’ve been here in nCw, and I assure you…Tonight the streak continues, because once again Ricky Johnson comes up short, as you are about to be Awesomely Informed.
Johnson and Roxi make their way to the ring, throwing down the microphones.
Kelly Fox: That was interesting.
Eric Hardy: We will see Ricky Johnson take on Steve Awesome…Next when we return!
{{Commercial Break}}
We come back from the commercial, as Awesome has Johnson locked in a rear chin lock, as he shifts his weight onto Johnson who begins trying to break the hold, Roxi is slapping the apron trying to get Ricky motivated enough to break this hold, Trent is just somewhat not caring on the other side of the apron, as Johnson finally gets to his feet, and finally powers Awesome off and throws him into the ropes, Johnson puts his head down and Awesome nails him with a stiff kick to the face and bounces off the ropes, Johnson recovers and is able to take Steve down with a Powerslam before hooking the leg, One, Two, Awesome is easily able to kick out after the count of two.
Eric Hardy: Welcome Fans, We are already in progress for this match.
Kelly Fox: I assure you fans, you didn’t miss anything important.
Johnson gets to his feet first and nails a right hand before lunging off the ropes and nails a spinning heel kick, finally Trent lunges onto the apron and Johnson sees him, Johnson goes to run at Trent who drops off the apron, Johnson goes to turn his attention to Awesome who quickly rakes the eyes, before nailing a quick to the midsection and taking Johnson down, almost all in one fluid motion, Awesome goes for the cover, One, Two…Johnson kicks out.
Eric Hardy: I really have the feeling at some time in this match; someone is going to get involved.
Kelly Fox: I rather them do so, then Trent come over here and try to do commentary.
Eric Hardy: I throught you liked Trent.
Kelly Fox: Eric, I’m with Adam, Just because me and Trent dated for a short time once doesn’t mean I still feel anything towards him.
Eric Hardy: I meant as a active superstar.
Kelly Fox: OH….
Awesome is posed and waiting as Johnson gets to his feet, Awesome bounces off the far side ropes, then charges back at the former National Champion looking for his Heart Attack, Johnson ducks under, Awesome runs back, Johnson catches Awesome and hooks Awesome looking for a side effect of his own now, but is met with several elbows to the head, then grabs Johnson arm, before falling back with a Crossface Chickenwing that he calls the Awesome Lock.
Eric Hardy: Awesome is really doing a good job slowing the pace down, by keeping “The Rockstar” grounded.
Kelly Fox: Yeah…Oh No…
{{Trent Helms has made his way over to the commentary table}}
Kelly Fox: Hey Trent…
Eric Hardy: About a minute ago you said you didn’t want him over here.
Kelly Fox: I never said such a thing, and am delighted that he is supplying intelligence life over here at the table, I would never say anything unkind about Trent.
Trent Helms: So you tell me you didn’t write the Fox Report this past week?
Kelly Fox: Oooohhh..
Awesome clamps the hold on even more tightly, grapevining the legs around the waist of Johnson as if he were a giant anaconda, Johnson begins to struggle trying to inch towards the ropes, Awesome shifts the move into more of a choke, as Roxi immediately jumps onto the apron trying to make the point to the referee who is yelling at her to get off the apron, Awesome immediately releases the hold and goes over towards Roxi, who is about to attempt to slap Awesome, but the referee stops her.
Kelly Fox: Stupid Girl…
Trent Helms: I’ll be right back.
Trent exits the commentary table, as the referee is arguing with Roxi to get off the apron, Awesome stands over near her, keeping the referee attention on them completely, as Johnson is beginning to climb back to his feet, however Trent sneaks into the ring and grabs Johnson by his long hair and drives the back of his head against the mat with a reverse face buster move before quickly sliding out of the ring, Roxi saw this is going mad, Awesome just simply goes and covers Johnson and yells at the referee to do his job, The referee finally ignores Roxi and counts the pin, One, Two, Kickout right before three.
Eric Hardy: I can’t believe Trent just got involved in the match just there.
{{Trent finally returns to the table}}
Trent Helms: Shut Your Mouth Hardy, before I drag you into the ring, to give you a Close Encounter Of the 630 Kind.
Kelly Fox: Please Do It
Awesome begins arguing with the referee saying that he got the three count, and then yells something at Roxi, saying she should be kicked out from ringside, during this Time, Johnson manages to get up and manages to drive Awesome down with “Phillip Burns” Burn Notice move, Johnson then climbs to his feet, and nearly collapses near the turnbuckle, before looking at the position of Awesome, by this time, Trent leaves the announce table once again with the X-Division Championship and lays it down near the ring apron before charging over towards Roxi, Johnson has managed to climb to the top rope but gets sidetracked by the action on the outside, the referee slides out of the ring, trying to restore order, however Awesome has picked up the X-Division Championship that was placed on the apron by Helms, and while Johnson is distracted on the top rope, Awesome lunges forward and nails Johnson right in the head with the title, Johnson tumbles off the top rope, and smashes against the apron before falling to the floor.
Eric Hardy: That was a sick and vile fall Johnson just took!
Kelly Fox: I think his chances of beating Awesome just ended.
Trent seeing the plan has been done, stops chasing Roxi and grabs the X-Division Title that has been placed back on the apron by Awesome, before leaving and walking back towards the dressing room, Roxi looks in the ring for Johnson but doesn’t see him, as Awesome grabs the referee attention and shows him Johnson knocked out on the arena floor, The referee begins to count Johnson out.
Eric Hardy: No, Not like this, Ricky Johnson isn’t going to be able to answer the ten count.
Kelly Fox: Wow that was a pretty well advised plan by Trent and Awesome.
The referee count has gotten up to four, as Roxi finally finds Johnson who is now bleeding while he lays motionless on the arena floor, Five…Six…Johnson still is not moving what so ever, Seven…Roxi screams for her boyfriend to get up…Eight….
Kelly Fox: It’s Over, Johnson isn’t going to be able to get back into the ring.
Eric Hardy: I think Johnson is severely injured; someone should get out here to attend to him.
Nine….Johnson finally shows his first signs of life after taking the fall, however it’s not enough as the referee counts Ten, “Tick Tick Boom By The Hives begin to play as the referee raises the hand of Awesome, who celebrates before heading back to the back.
Eric Hardy: This was just sickening
The referee exits the ring and goes to check on the condition of Johnson and quickly makes the infamous X motion with his hands, saying we need help out here, as Collision heads to it’s second commercial back.
{{Commercial Break}}
{Ruston Bourne and Philip Burns are shown coming through the audience. Burns has a baseball bat. They hop the guardrail and when security tries to stop them they are met with thunderous bat shots. Ruston grabs a microphone.}
RB: Wow, I bet you have all been thinking you would never see us again, huh? I bet everyone wants to know the real story behind what happened. Well fans, I will tell you what happened. Leonard Fox is a sad old man. Maybe you remember a newly formed team that never got off the ground called Stroke of Genius?
{The crowd cheers}
It was a closely guarded secret that I was going to sign Davey Ortega and Philip Burns to new contracts with special guarantees and finance their endeavors and Leo could handle that. The thought of a faction or team gaining success without his help just ate at him I guess. I say this because SOMEBODY reported to the nCw board that I was “signing away talent” for my own promotion. I could see how it would look that way to someone who didn’t know. Fortunately for Davey Ortega he hadn’t signed his new deal yet. So the paper trail of the supposed betrayal led only to me and Phil here. Well don’t sit to high on your horse Leo because I am coming for you. I will be GM again, hell by the time this is over I may be the President. You won’t know when it’s coming or where but Ruston Bourne is gunning for you, and hell’s coming with me!
{He hands off the mic to Burns.}
Philip Burns: My name is The Burning, Philip Burns. That’s right, The Burning. At the urging of Lance Ryan I adopted a gimmick that would make me seem more important and maybe get me over a little. What Lance failed to realize is that me not being a douche like him would get me over. SOS was just a new label on an old flame and should have never happened. I am done taking advice from hacks that have no respect for chivalry. Leo Fox, Spike, Lance, and everyone I have unfinished business with… I'm coming back…. And I’m coming for you.
{He hands the mic off the Bourne}