
{Collision blasts onto the screen with Pyros and cheering fans as they hold up signs and chant for NCW. We head to Kelly and the guys who are ready to call the action.}
Kelly Knite: Welcome fans and do we have a huge show fo ryou tonight! Tag Titles on the line... number one contenders matches on the line, everything!
Trent Helms: Definetly have it all for those roaring fans tonight.
Eric Hardy: I believe many of them are chanting your name Trent... so you going to be a certain midget's tag team partner tonight?
Trent Helms: **whistles**
Kelly Knite: That's our Trent...
{“Frantic” by Metallica hits, and out comes Destructor! He runs out from the back and throws his arms up in the air, greeting the crowd. Jaymie Boone, Destructor!'s girlfriend, comes out from behind and begins walking down the ramp. Destructor! continues to high five some fans, giving everybody he can a high five as he goes down the ramp. Jaymie walks over to her boyfriend's corner, Destructor! rolls under the bottom rope, and jumps around in the ring. Destructor! jumps on onto the closest corner, giving two thumbs up to the crowd.}
{The wailing guitars of Bullet for my Valentines "Hand of Blood" rip through the arena as the entrance video plays.
"OH!"
The lights flash wildly as Senior Xtremo comes springting out from behind the curtain. The crowd go nuts as he head bangs along with the song before sprinting down to the ring. He slides into the ring and up onto the turnbuckle he extends his arms straight and balls his fists before he throws them up into an "X" across his chest, the music dies out and he drops down off the turnbuckle.}
{As "The Gardners'" tron hits and Adrenaline strikes the PA system, Christian struts into the arena, kind of Jeff Hardy-ish, often accompanied by his younger sister and also wrestler Alysson Gardner. He waits until the drums are about to hit and leaps in the air, slapping the ground as he lands (much like Kofi Kingston's fourth "Boom!" shot). At this point, a single wall of pyros shoot behind his back. After that, he and his sister run down the entrance aisle, each one of them covering one side of the corridor as they high-five their fans on their way to the ring. Christian then climbs the steel steps and enters the ring by passing between the top and mid ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckles and does the Corna symbol for his crowd, as well as other acknowledgement signals.}
{“Superstar by Lupe Fiasco” begins to play all over the Pa system. The lights begin to flicker and we can see a couple emerging from the back. A man comes out first and he is wearing a pair of Red Rey Mysterio Jr like tights, and is wearing a matching red headband to go with the pants. He is wearing a pair of black sneakers and is wearing a black cut off t shirt that reads “You Can’t Face The Nightmare”. We can identify the man as being “The Dreamer” Todd Williams. Alongside him wearing a white skirt with white boots and a white tank top is his wife Crystal Hilton. She smiles as the two of them walk out onto the entrance hands holding hands, and they stop and stare at everyone in the audience. Todd then swings Crystal and dips her low showing off a little bit of her cleavage. Crystal pops back up and wraps an arm around Todd’s arm as they slowly make their way to the ring. Crystal seductively begins to roll her hands through her hair. Todd and Crystal finally make their way to the ring, and Crystal slowly pushes herself away from Todd and does a little dance, before placing both legs on the apron. She slowly slides in the ring, and Todd just smiles a bit as Crystal spreads her legs open in a shape of a V and then slides right through it. Todd just lays on the floor smiling to himself as Crystal claps her hands for her man. The fans cheer very loudly for Todd and he grins as Crystal takes her place on the outside of the ring. He waits patiently for his opponent to come down to the ring.}
Eric Hardy: All four wrestlers are now in the ring, and they look ready to go at it.
Kelly Knite: This is going to be good.
Trent Helms: Should be. I've got Spike... Senior Extremo for the win.
Eric Hardy: I'm on the fence.
Trent Helms: In terms of your sexuality, or the winner of this match?
Kelly Knite: I'd say both.
Eric Hardy: Hey! I'm straight... Anyway, the referee has just called for the bell to start the match.
{The bell rings, and the match is underway. Williams and Gardner look across the ring to one another, and both nod their heads at the same time. They both burst out of their respective corners, and rush at Extremo, feeling he's the bigger threat. Gardner and Williams start laying fists and chops into Xtremo's chest and face, when Destructor sprints in and hits a spinning wheel kick to the back of Williams' head, knocking him to the mat. Williams rolls out of the ring, and Destructor follows him out. With only Gardner attacking Xtremo now, Xtremo starts firing back with punches in bunches. Gardner staggers backward, dazed from the last punch he took. With space between himself and Gardner, Xtremo springs off his feet and hits a front dropkick, knocking Gardner off his feet. Destructor and Williams are now in the ring, and Williams has just ducked under a wild flailing punch. Williams ends up behind Destructor. He quickly lifts Destructor from behind, and falls backward with a nice back suplex.
While Destructor was getting himself suplexed, Xtremo had clotheslined Gardner over the top rope and out of the ring. Xtremo turns to face into the ring, just in time to see Williams flying at him. Williams connects with a crossbody, and both he and Xtremo tumble out of the ring though the ropes. Destructor makes his way to his feet, pretty much recovered from the back suplex he took. He looks around and notices he's alone in the ring, then spots his three opponents, struggling to their feet outside. Destructor walks over to the corner nearest to his opponents, and climbs to the top. The big high flyer leeps off the ropes just as Xtremo, Williams, and Gardner make it to their feet. They aren't standing for long, as Destructor crashes down on top of all three of them!}
Eric Hardy: This match is only just getting started, and we already have all four wrestlers sprawled outside the ring!
Trent Helms: I bet this is a familiar scene to you, four men laying on their backs.
Eric Hardy: Come on man, I'm not gay!
Trent Helms: I'm not coming on anything for you...
Kelly Knite: Can we concentrate on the match please?
{Xtremo and Destructor are to their feet first, and both roll into the ring. Destructor fires off a right hand, catching Xtremo on the side of his face. Xtremo responds with a punch of his own. Both men repeat this process a couple more times, when Destructor decides punches aren't going to get him an advantage. He raises a knee, burying it in Xtremo's gut and doubling him over. Destructor hooks up Xtremo's head, and Snap Suplexes him onto his back. As Destructor stands up, Gardner climbs into the ring and whips him to the ropes. As Destructor runs back at Gardner, Gardner hoists Destructor onto his shoulders and falls backward with a Samoan Drop. Gardner reaches over and hooks Destructor's leg for 1... 2... Williams is in the ring and breaks the pin.
Williams throws Gardner into the corner of the ring, and runs in with a splash on Gardner. Before either man can move out of the corner, Destructor is up and runs into the very same corner, crushing Gardner behind himself and Williams. Destructor turns and raises his hands, happy with what he just did. Destructor's not happy for long though, as Xtremo takes him off his feet with a massive Spear! Xtremo is quick to make a cover for 1... But no 2 count, as Williams literally kicks his ass to break the pin.}
Kelly Knite: Interesting way to break up a pin.
Trent Helms: Eric would have enjoyed...
Eric Hardy: Look what's happening in the ring!!
{We do as we're told, and see Williams and Gardner are double teaming Xtremo. A quick boot in the mid-section, and Xtremo goes down hard with a Double DDT. Williams attempts a pin, but the referee doesn't get a chance to count to one before Gardner pushes Williams off Xtremo. Gardner and Williams both stand up, and Gardner pushes Williams, shouting "What are you doing?" as he does so. Williams pushes Gardner, as Xtremo and Destructor stand up and look at the friends have a shoving contest. Xtremo points at both men, then whispers something to Destructor. Suddenly, Xtremo rushes at Gardner and punches him in the side of the head, while Destructor runs at Williams and does the same to him. Xtremo backs Gardner into the corner with punches, while Destructor and Williams remain in the middle of the ring. Destructor whips Williams at the ropes. Destructor comes off the ropes at the opposite side of the ring. As he and Williams come together again, Destructor leaps and hits a Neckbreaker. Destructor covers Williams while Xtremo and Gardner brawl in the corner, unaware of the pin attempt. Destructor gets the 1... 2... Kickout by Williams.}
Eric Hardy: Dectructor nearly got a three count there, and neither Xtremo or Gardner were aware of it happening.
{In the corner of the ring, Xtremo has managed to perch Gardner on the top buckle, and Gardner looks dazed from a particularly hard punch he took a few seconds earlier. Dectructor sees this, and makes his way over to Xtremo. He and Xtremo decide to double team Gardner. Xtremo and Destructor climb onto the second rope, either side of Gardner. Both men hook Gardner's head under an arm, then Superplex him over, right on top of Williams! Williams is crushed under Gardner, as his full weight is forced down on Williams' chest. Gardner rolls off Williams, clutching his back as he does so.}
Trent Helms: Oh wow, that was impressive! Williams is probably dead, and Eric is probably touching himself under the table...
Eric Hardy: No Trent, just no!
{Xtremo is up just before Destructor, and takes advantage of this with his Sunday La Morte Superkick! Destructor slumps to the mat, and Xtremo dives onto him, hooking a leg for 1... 2... Kickout at 2.5! Xtremo pounces onto Williams and hooks his leg instead, getting 1... 2... Kickout by Williams as well!}
Eric Hardy: Two pin attempts, and two kickouts. This match is far from over yet.
{Xtremo stands and facepalms, unable to believe both Williams and Destructor were able to kick out. Williams rolls out of the ring, obviously hurting badly still, and not wanting to suffer anymore punishment right now. Gardner is just dragging himself to his feet, still holding his back. Xtremo is quick to close Gardner down, and goes for a Clothesline. Gardner manages to duck, and Xtremo drapes over the top rope. Xtremo turns around and is met by a Big Boot from Gardner. Gardner looks to capitalise on this opportunity, but Destructor is up and isn't willing to let that happen. He spins Gardner around on the spot, and chops him across the chest. Destructor whips Gardner to the ropes. As Gardner returns, Destructor goes for a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker, but Gardner spins through it and locks in his Main Riff finishing submission! Williams rolls into the ring to break the hold, but Destructor tells the referee he gives up just before Williams gets to him and Gardner! Gardner releases the hold, and Destructor falls to the mat.}
Eric Hardy: Gardner won! I never saw that coming.
Trent Helms: Neither did I. I thought Xtremo had it in the bag, but for once I'm wrong.
Kelly Knite: It's a very impressive win, and Chris Gardner is now the number one contender for the Honor Championship.
{Gardner is crowned and the celebration begins when an explosion on the ramp followed by the words "I am the future" are heard.}
Kelly Knite: What is he doing here?
Trent Helms: Looks like someone is coming out to congratulate Chris Gardner.
{Vicarious by Tool has begun to play as Lex Sense makes his way out unto the ramp. He stares at Gardner and raises the Honor belt to the sky, smiling as he does so. He then marches towards the ring.}
Kelly Knite: This can't be good.
Trent Helms: What are you talking about? He obviously just wants to give the guy a pat on the back.
{Sense enters the ring and walks up to Gardner. He smiles before extending his hand to Gardner.}
Eric Hardy: A true sign of sportsmanship.
Kelly Knite: Are you kidding me? Sense has something planned here.
{Gardner shakes his head and attempts to exit the ring when Lex charges Gardner and bashes his skull in with the Honor belt! Sense starts laughing as he holds the Honor belt up. He walks over to the number 1 contender and grabs his arm and forces Gardner to shake his hand.}
Trent Helms: Gardner should have shook his hand.
Eric Hardy: Sense is making a statement here.
Kelly Knite: Worst. Honor. Champion. Ever.
{The arena is electric, the fans all sit patient with an empty ring awaiting the next match or segment. Suddenly fans all start looking and pointing to a part of the arena, Alex Jones is seen standing in amognst the fans. He starts to make his way down to the ring through the screaming horde, he leaps over the barricade and walks past the announce table before stopping and staring at Trent Helms.}
Trent Helms: What?....what are you even doing here loser...you quit remember!
Kelly Knite: Coming from you that's rich....
Eric Hardy: Hehehehehehe
Trent Helms: Shut up baldy before I slap that shine off your head.....
{Alex walks up the ring steps holding a mic and gets into the ring, he looks around at all the fans and shoots an arrogant smirk.}
Alex Jones: I know you're all surprised to see me. Especially since last week I told the world I needed time off. But see here's the thing, I was sitting at home and I realised, it's fricken boring sitting at home doing nothing....."
{The crowd gives a little cheer as Alex leans back against the ropes}
Alex Jones: You know injuries heal but boredom, that's just annoying. The last few weeks I haven't had my head in the game, I've been a little scatterbrained. Which is weird considering the last time I was focused I beat the now world champion...."
{Alex lowers the mic as this gets the crowd cheering louder}
Alex Jones: How quickly people seem to forget. Four weeks ago I walked down to this ring and destroyed Charlie Velez. I pretty much made him my littrle bitch. And now he and Falcon are going to have their match to see who gets to be the champ. Now Falcon and I aren't the best fo friends but I respect the guy, Charlie Velez on the other hand is like a floater.....
{Alex pauses for a moment}
Kelly Knite: A floater?....
Eric Hardy: Oh man I can already see our quality going downhill...
Trent Helms: Of course it is...Alex Jones has a live mic and no censor between his brain and mouth
Alex Jones: You know he's that little chunk of *explative* that you just can't flush it just keeps floating back up.....But it doesn't stop you from trying, you flush and flush and flush but that sum bitch just wont go down......
{Alex stops as the crowd cheers, laughs and hollars}
Eric Hardy: I really hope our production guys have the beep button ready....
Kelly Knite: My dad is going to go crazy...he hates swearing....
Trent Helms: Who gives a *explative*
Alex Jones: I've honestly had enough of sitting on the sidelines here. I am going on record right now in saying whoever wins that world title match is going to have to face me next. Now I know what you're thinking, why should I get a title shot right?. Well it's a simple answer, because I deserve one. For the last two and a half years I've beaten legends champions and te best NCW has to offer but still people tell me I'm not good enough that it was a fluke....
{Alex lowers the mic and smirks}
Alex Jones: A fluke, A fluke that I beat Angel, a fluke that Kelly Knite'ss bitch ass husband had to get himself disqualified to keep his title when I did get a ***damn shot. I'm such a fluke that I just kicked Charlie Velez's ass so hard that Venom felt it. I'm a fluke right?......
{Alex laughs again and lowers the mic.}
Eric Hardy: He has a point Kelly
Kelly Knite: Shut up!.....
Trent Helms: I was never really an Alex Jones fan I thought he lacked fire but this is good..this is Alex Jones with balls..and I like balls....
Eric Hardy and Kelly Knite: .............
Alex Jones: So Falcon, Charlie, whichever one of you cheats the other out of the world title, why don't you come see what this FLUKE can do?.....
{Alex throws down the mic as "Outrage" by sister sin plays out his exit back up through the crowd, midway Alex stops and puts his arms in a "jesus christ pose" as the fans surround him and embrace him as their own champion}
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
{We cut back to the ring and Jason Evans is in his wrestling gear holding a mic.}
Jason Evans: You know for the last few weeks I've been reduced to wrestling independant shows because NCW wont use me. What am I not good enough for you all?.....well I decided to take things into my own hands. You see tonight I am throwing out an open challenge to anyone who wishes to face me.....
{Jason lowers the mic and waits...}
Trent Helms: Who is this kid?...
Kelly Knite: Hmmm?...did you say something?..sorry I was looking through NCWShop.com on my iPhone using the new NCW app available on iTunes....
Eric Hardy: Jason Evans was a young rising star in NCW but after a few weeks kind of...you know...turned to nothing..."
Trent Helms:Ohhhhhhh
{After a few moments a man starts making his way down to the ring in street clothes, he looks to be about 5'10 no physically impressive with a black mohawk, he slides in the ring with a mic and smiles at Jason Evans}
Jason Evans: OK so you accept but..who are you?....
??: My name is Klaus, and I am not your opponent. I have been sent out here to introduce your opponent for tonight....
{Jason Evans looks up the ramp and smiles}
Jason Evans: Well Klaus..where is he?....
Klaus: Damen und Gneltmen gebe ich Ihnen die Deutsche Maschine Wilhelm Von Marx!!!!!
{And with that Rammsteins "Ich Will" plays as a giant of a man starts to walk down to the ring in short black red and yellow tights in the colours of the german flag with "Von Marx" written in white, he gets to the ring and leaps up on the ring apron and gets in he stands in front of Evans and looks to outweight him by atleast 50 pounds and stands 4 to 5 inches taller.}
Jason Evans: Alright....I get it..steroids right?...ok....lets do this....
{Evans drops the mic as a referee runs out and Klaus leaves the ring. The bell rings and this match is about to begin}
Kelly Knite: Well this just got interesting as Jason Evans is facing what looks to be a steamroller with legs.....
Eric Hardy:This man Wilhelm Von Marx looks to be atleast six foot six and has to weigh about two seventy to two eighty....
{Evans starts off going for stiff leg kicks hitting one after another, after about three Wilhelm catches Evans' foot and pulls him into a snap release belly to belly across the ring. Evans crashes down as Wilhelm stands back up, he croutches down and calls for Evans to get up as Evans does Wilhelm runs forward and flattens him with a big boot to the jaw sending Evans down, he looks to be out but Wilhelm isn't done, he runs his thumb across his neck and pulls Evans up onto his shoulders in a torture rack position and then throws Evans up overhead crashing face down ointo the mat, he rolls EVans over 1...2....3}
Eric Hardy: Good god this man is a monster.....
Kelly Knite: It was just Jason Evans....no one important.....
Trent Helms: Still impressive though....
{Klaus slides back in the ring and hands the mic to Wilhelm}
Wilhelm Von Marx: Aufmerksamkeit. Dieses war aber der Anfang meiner Herrschaft des Terrors. Sie aller Bogen werfen zum folgenden deutschen emporer nieder
{Wilhelm hands the mic back to his translator}
Klaus: Wilhelm says Attention. This was but the beginning of my reign of terror. You will all bow down to the next German emperor
{Ish will hits again as the two men leave Jason Evans broken laying in the ring}
Kelly Knite: Well.. I don't know what that was but Up next fans, we'lll be seeing who will face the winners of Starhunter versus Ander Carvettie at Metamorphosis!
Trent Helms: A match that you should enjoy huh, since your husband in it?
Kelly Knite: You should too... he's your best friend...
Trent Helms: no he's not, I hate that jerk.
Kelly Knite: you were the best man at our wedding.
Trent Helms: oh yeah... I love that guy... no homo.
Eric Hardy: Obviously....
{The fans erupt into cheers as “Holy Diver” by Killswitch Engage cranks up and “Spike Kane” and “Reckless Jack” begin making their way to the ring, playing to the crowd. They slide into the ring and wait Adam and DDK.}
Eric Hardy: Well, they certainly look ready for a fight here.
Kelly Knite: They better be ready for a trip to the emergency room.
{Duality by Slipknot begins to play as the fans boo now. Adam and DDK walk out smiling, soaking in that hate. They make their way to the ring and slide in and wait for the bell.}
Kelly Knite: Well here we go.. let the slaughter begin.
Trent Helms: This is going to be a bigger massacre than the time Seth Drabble took on.... well... anybody.
Kelly Knite: Who is Seth Drabble?
Trent Helms: I have no idea.
{The match begins with Adam Knite and “Spike” in the ring. Adam laughs and walks to the center of the ring where he open hand slaps Hexx in the face, then is suddenly met with a right then a left and then another right hand that drives Knite backwards into the ropes. Hexx grabs Adam by the arm and Irish whips him, Adam comes back and powerslam! Adam rolls away holding his back as the fans go crazy. Adam angrily works his way back up, he charges at Hexx and kicks him hard in the stomach, Adam takes Hexx by the head and then looks to suplex him over, but Hexx holds on, turns the tides and sends Knite over with the suplex instead! Adam hits the mat hard, hexx gets back to his feet, jumps and drives an elbow into Adam's chest! “Spike” spins back over gets up and hits a standing splash now! He stands up, jumps and hits another! He covers 1....2.. but Adam lifts the arm. Hexx grabs Knite by the hair and pulls him back up, but Adam drives a hard punch into “Spike's” stomach. Adam jumps up and blasts him with a hard clothesline that knocks him off his feet. Adam goes to stomp on him but Hexx rolls out of the way, Adam charges for a forearm but Hexx blocks it and spins around Knite, locking him into the COBRA CLUTCH! Adam fights and tears and manages to break his way out, where he spins around and decks Hexx with a hard right hand!}
Eric Hardy: Looks like Knite is having a bit of trouble with “Spike Kane” here.
Kelly Knite: Apparently Fat Spike has been doing a lot of training to get to this level of mediocrity.
Trent Helms: It would certainly appear that way, in his debut against Steve, against Gardner last week.. he's been a changed man.
{Adam makes his way to the corner and brings DDK into the match. The two grab Spike and bring him back to his feet where they hit him with a double suplex. Adam exits and DDK grabs Hexx up again and whips him into the corner, DDK points and laughs at Adam, obviously laughing at his friends' troubles with Spike. DDK charges into the corner going for a splash but Kane moves out of the way at the last second! DDK staggers out of the corner, turns around and is met with the LAZY SUNDAY! Spike goes to the corner and brings in Brad Kane! The other Kane jumps into the ring, when DDK starts pushing himself back up to his feet, Reckless Jack charges and hits him with the running clothesline! DDK hits hard, but goes to get back up holding his head, he turns around and BK BACKFIST! Brad Kane covers 1...2.. but DDK throws his arm up. The fans are going wild now as Reckless Jack jumps to his feet and begins pounding his chest in celebration.}
Kelly Knite: This is just getting stupid now..
Eric Hardy: The Kanes are no laughing matter Kelly.
Trent Helms: Some of the top talent this company has ever seen...
Kelly Knite: Just shut up, it's a fat clown and a fat witch doctor in costums!
Eric Hardy: What are you talking about?
Trent Helms: I think she may have lost it Hardy.
{Reckless Jack grabs DDK and brings him to his feet, he goes to whip DDK hits the breaks and short arm clotheslines him back, sending him off his feet! DDK then proceeds to kick at Happy kicking him the in the ribs. DDK forces Happy back up where he takes him into a piledriver and hits it. Kane's head bounces off the mat, DDK flips him over and doesn't cover, he grabs him and locks him into the camel clutch! Brad fights and tries to escape, he pushes up off the mat stads to his feet, and flops backwards crushing Kanyon beneath his massive frame! Kane gets up and looks excited, Spike jumps up and down on the apron and begs for the tag. Reckless Jack tags in his parter and the two bring DDK back to his feet they give him the double Irish whip, DDK hits the ropes, comes back and hits a double flying shoulder block! DDK grabs Reckless Jack, takes him by the head and sends him flying over the top rope. DDK turns around, he waits as Spike begins working his way to his feet, DDK charges and BANG! DDK covers 1...2..3!}
Kelly Knite: YES! There you have it! Adam and DDK get a tag team title shot!
Eric Hardy: Good job by them here... Spike and Brad put up a hell of a fight.
Trent Helms: They sure did Hardy, Adam and Ddk had to earn this one against this team of brothers.
Kelly Knite: Would you two stop it!?
{Adam and DDK roll out of the ring and head up the ramp when suddenly they are passed by Senor Xtremo! Xtremo runs down to the ring, Spike Kane is trying to get back to his feet and Xtremo jumps him and begins driving punches into his face! Spike manages to flip Xtremo over and they begins fighting and exchanging blows. On the outside Brad grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring.}
Kelly Knite: YES! Spike is beating the hell out of Hexx!
Eric Hardy: But here comes Reckless Jack with the steel chair.
{}
Kelly Knite: What is he doing?
Trent Helms: He can't tell them apart!
Eric Hardy: They're identical
Kelly Knite: Oh god... One's in a mask and the other is fat!
Trent Helms: What are you talking about? They are identical!
{Xtremo and Spike fight their way back to their feet, they turn and see Brad standing there with the steel chair. Reckless Jack goes tot swing at Xtremo but draws back, both men are telling him not to swing at them.... Jack looks them over, then swings, and cracks Hexx over the head!}
Kelly Knite: He hit the wrong man!
Trent Helms: Or did he hit the right men!? I don't know!
Kelly Knite: Shut up!
{Xtremo kicks Happy in the stomach, takes his steel chair, and then brings it down crashing on Reckless Jack's head. The fans all around the arena beginning cheering as he throws the chair down and we head to commercial.}
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Trent Helms: I'm guessing you'll like the next match Kelly? You enjoy that women wrestling right? Because you're a woman.
Kelly Knite: What is wrong with you?
Eric Hardy: He's a pro wrestlers who thinks he's from outer space....
Kelly Knite: Good point...
As the match begins, both Emma and Roxxxie stare daggers into Crystal, both of them seemingly wanting to rip her open for what she's been saying as of lately. Emma then takes steps forward in Crystal's direction, and Roxxxie notices an opening, rolling Emma up!
ONE!
TW--
NO! Emma powers out.
Emma quickly takes a little distance from Roxxxie and, still seated, kicks her on the head, and the Punk Princess crumbles down. Before the Hellion can take any other action, Crystal runs forward and nails a dropkick to Emma's head. Crystal quickly gets up and runs to the top rope, waiting on to of the turnbuckle until one of the women is up, and that happens to be Roxxxie. She then leaps and nails Roxxxie in the head again with a missile dropkick!
Crystal then crawls over Roxxxie for a pin...
ONE!
TWO!
Emma breaks the pin by shooting herself into Crystal, quickly mounting on top of Crystal, hammering her head away with closed fists. The referee is quick to take Emma away from Crystal, and while the Extremist and the man in black argue, both Crystal and Roxxxie are struggling to get up. Emma then puts Crystal into a powerbomb position, lifting her into the military press.
Roxxxie now spears herself into Emma, smashing the back of her legs with a forearm, making both women crash down into the mat, with Crystal getting the worst of the bump as she falls from the greater height, rolling out of the ring. Roxxxie then goes for the top of the turnbuckle as Emma is getting up. The Punk Princess then measures Emma up and flies into her with a flying bulldog. A pin attempt follows.
ONE!
TWO!
Emma powers out. Roxxxie shakes her head as she gets up, noticing Emma in an interesting position. She then takes distance and waits until Emma is up to hit the Bad Girl Facebreaker. She gets too close to the ropes though, and when she decides to start running into Emma, Crystal is there to hold her left foot, and the Punk Princess falls face flat into the mat. Crystal quickly rolls back into the ring and lifts Roxxxie's legs for the Withering Rose! Emma gets up before Crystal can finish the set up though, and runs into her with an extended arm for a lariat. Crystal smartly grabs the top rope and projects her body downwards, and Emma stumbles into the top rope and falls out of the ring!
Roxxxie quickly gets up to her feet and patiently waits for Crystal to project herself back upwards, jumping into her for the Bad Girl Facebreaker again! But time, Crystal blocks he move by grabbing Roxxxie's feet as the Punk now falls back first into the mat. The Popstar then drags Roxxxie to the center of the ring and spins her body, locking the Withering Rose in!
Emma is still shaking the cobwebs out of her head outside of the ring with Roxxxie feels there's no way out of the Withering Rose and just taps her way out of it.
{Fight Song by Marilyn Manson erupts over the PA system as Manson walks out on to the entrance ramp. The fans go crazy as he takes in their admiration.}
Eric Hardy: Wait a minute, the National title number one contender match isn’t now is it?
Kelly Knite: Nope, it’s later on in the show.
Eric Hardy: So what’s Manson doing out here now?
Trent Helms: Hold on, let me read his mind using my super powers…
{Manson walks down to the ring, high fiving members of the crowd.}
Eric Hardy: You getting anything Trent?
Trent Helms: No, he’s… Blocking my attempts with his own psychic powers.. Dammit!
Kelly Knite: You two are idiots.
{Jack steps up on to the apron and slides into the ring, he’s handed a microphone by a ring hand and looks around the arena at his fans. He smiles and holds both his fists up in the air, citing more cheers.}
Jack Manson: Thank you, thank you, for that great response. I know you weren’t expecting me to be out here so soon, but tonight is a big night for a few of us backstage. As you know, later on tonight I’m facing The Potato, and The Never Was.
Eric Hardy: A bit disrespectful.
Kelly Knite: I totally agree with Manson. At least with the Potato bit.
Eric Hardy: You had him down to win this week!
Kelly Knite: I was drunk.
Trent Helms: Drunk on Bukkake?
Kelly Knite: Die.
Jack Manson: And this match, is to determine who will be the number one contender to face Venom at Meta, for his National title.
{The crowd cheers.}
Jack Manson: And who do you thinks gonna walk out tonight as number one contender?!
{Manson runs over to the turnbuckle and jumps on to the middle rope, cupping his ear with his hand as the fans start chanting…
Manson {clap, clap, clap}
Manson {clap, clap, clap}
He nods his head, smiling.}
Jack Manson: That’s right, you got it in one!
Eric Hardy: Gonna be pretty embarrassing if Manson loses later tonight.
Jack Manson: See, I can’t shake off what happened a few weeks ago against Venom. I was careless and he beat me. And I didn’t like that. So this match gave me two incentives. One was to become the number one contender for the National title, and the second was the chance to face Venom one more time. Now who here wouldn’t like to see that rematch?!
{More cheers from the crowd.}
Kelly Knite: I know I would, and these fans agree.
Jack Manson: I wanna see that rematch. I want the chance to win that belt again. I want the world to see what I can do when I tr… Whoa, sounding a bit like Joe Everyman there!
{He jumps back off the turnbuckle and walks round the ring calmly.}
Jack Manson: Who, let me say, is in for a real beating tonight. That whiny little douche wants to become the four time National champion? He's gotta get past the face of Ultra-Violence first! He's gotta face the hurricane head on! He's gonna stand right here in this ring tonight, and try and snatch the chance to become the National champion from me. And now that he's "trying" I guess I'm supposed to be scared. Now that Joe Everyman has decided to "try" and reclaim any previous glory he had, we all need to watch out and prepare for the worst.
The only thing I'm preparing for, from Joe Everyman, is his ever persistent downfall. Who wants to make a bet that after tonight, when I become the number one contender, that The Potato falls into obscurity yet again? They're good odds, come on, who'll take that bet?
Joe thinks him winning this match is written in the stars. That the future has already been decided and we can't change that. The sensible ones know he's talking out his arse as usual. The intelligent ones know that the only thing that's written in the stars is he will never amount to anything.
And speaking of not amounting to anything, lets not forget Ricky Johnson. Let's give Ricky a big cheer because it's his birthday today. I agree it was best to get your celebrations out before our match Ricky, it's never fun getting fed from a drip. And my present to you Ricky, is a free shot. I'll give you one free shot to take me out. You better make it a good one too, because you only get one shot. And if you don't take me down with that one shot then I'm gonna hit you hard, and I'm gonna hit you fast.
I’ll stop whilst I’m ahead. In fact, before I head back. I just wanna tell you guys how much I love you. Thank you for all your support throughout my young career. It’s a shame it has to end tonight when Joe Everyman ensures I don’t leave the arena alive, yadda yadda yadda. Never gets old. I’ll see you people later, when my hand is raised in victory!
{Manson’s music hits once again as he raises his fists into the air before stepping under the ropes and walking back stage.}
Kelly Knite: Some choice words for Manson's two opponents tonight.
Trent Helms: I was excited for that match before, but now, man, words cannot describe.
Eric Hardy: We’ll be right back after this commercial break folks.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Eric Hardy: Now we find out who's going to face Venom next week at Meta, will it be Everyman, Johnson, or Manson?
Kelly Knite: The potato, the birthday boy, or the maniac.
Trent Helms: That sounds like a bad joke, something about walking into a bar.
{Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place. Joe Everyman and Maria Williams then comes out onto the stage. Joe and Maria walk down the ramp while holding their arms up towards the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a standing jump onto the apron while Maria walks to her corner. Joe then climbs into the ring through the ropes and looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe then stands and waits.}
Eric Hardy: Everyman is a three time National Champion, I'm betting he's looking to make it four.
Kelly Knite: If the potato can get lucky..
Trent Helms: Which I doubt.
{"Perfect Stranger" plays over the PA system. Ricky Johnson emerges from the backstage area, He pauses at the top of the entranceway, soaking in the atmosphere. He stares ahead at the ring and begins a slow walk towards it. Once at the edge of the ring, he walks over to the guardrail and turns around, facing the ring. Then, he speads his arms and leans back into fans. After a moment, he steps on the apron, and enters the ring through the ropes.}
Eric Hardy: Then there's Ricky, who's held pretty much every singles title but like.. one..
Kelly Knite: That one.. is the important one.
{"The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson begins to play over the PA system, a flickering of red lazer beams and lights play in time with the music as Manson walks out onto the stage. He holds his arms up and outwards to the fans, smiling as he does so. He walks down to the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron, he turns round and raises his arms once more before stepping in the ring. He removes his coat and warms up.}
Eric Hardy: One of the founding members and original holders of the belt, Jack Manson is looking to reclaim the hearts and minds of the nCw audience.
Trent Helms: If he doesn't blow it here tonight.
Kelly Knite: I'd argue that, but it's true. No. Wait. I lied. I wouldn't argue that at all.
{The three men stare each other down. Each calculating not only his own moves, but his opponents as well. Johnson has had enough and attacks Everyman, reeling him back to the ropes. Manson seizes the opportunity bouncing off the far ropes and nailing Johnson in the back with a front dropkick. Everyman falls through to the outside. Johnson spins and attempts to clothesline Manson, who ducks and drops Ricky with a release german suplex.}
Eric Hardy: Manson taking control early. He needs to do that and keep the pressure on if he wants that title shot.
Kelly Knite: He's been trying to piece his career back together after his long hiatus, and he just might start right here tonight.
Trent Helms: If he doesn't screw it up first.
{Johnson back on his feet. Manson charges but Ricky counters by lowering a shoulder and lifting Manson over the top rope. Everyman rolls out of the way just in time as Manson crashes to the floor. Ricky looks over the rope to admire his handiwork when Everyman leaps guillotines his neck on the top rope. Ricky stumbles back, allowing Everyman to leap onto the apron and slingshot himself into the ring, using the momentum to hit Ricky with a running clothesline. Everyman with a quick pin 1..2.. Kick out at 2.}
Eric Hardy: Joe with the quick pin, trying to keep Johnson on the defensive..
Kelly Knite: Or catch him napping for a quick victory.
Trent Helms: Oh the potato is nowhere near smart enough for that.
{Everyman pulls Ricky to his feet and irish whips him into a corner. He backs off to attempt a running maneuver when Manson meets him in the center of the ring and lands a quick bulldog. Manson pops back to his feet, running and nailing a hesitation dropkick to Ricky in the corner. Manson backs up a couple steps to let Ricky stumble out of the corner, grabbing the man for an exploder belly to belly, but Johnson blocks the attempt with an elbow to the side of the head and counters with an STO. Johnson then hops up and charges forward and leaping to take Everyman off his feet with a flying lariat. Ricky looks around, seeing both men down, then heads for the top rope. He leaps off for a Burnout Phoenix Splash, but Everyman rolls out of the way as Manson meets him in the air with a dropkick. Everyman is back on his feet and charges Manson running full on into a Whiplash roundhouse kick from the "Maniac".}
Eric Hardy: Ricky went for the finisher a little too early, and he paid for it. Now Manson is back in control after that sick kick to Everyman.
Trent Helms: You mean the potato.
Eric Hardy: Let that joke die, please.
Kelly Knite: Never!
{Johnson getting to his feet now as he and Manson start exchanging punches. Manson nails a staggering right hand, and dips behind Johnson grabbing him and nailing a german suplex. He holds the bridge for the pin... 1...2.. kick out at 2. Manson glares at the ref for the slow count, then is nailed from behind by Everyman with a Russian Leg Sweep. Everyman pulls Manson to his feet whipping him into the corner. He sets Manson on the top rope, and climbs up, positioning him for a Superplex. Manson tries to block, but Johnson gets behind Everyman and helps him superplex Manson while giving Everyman a top rope belly to back suplex.}
Eric Hardy: Desperation the name of the game now. Johnson sure put a hurt on both men, as well as himself.
Kelly Knite: Each wants that title and their willing to break the bank to get it.
Trent Helms: That is probably the most respectful thing you've said all night. So who are you and what have you done with Kelly?
Kelly Knite: What? I surprise everyone once in a while.
{Johnson is first to his feet, trying to shake off the pain. He grabs the woozy Manson and sets him up for a backbreaker, but Manson counters with an elbow, then a side russian leg sweep.. Everyman is up, watching Manson slowly get to his feet with murderous intent. Everyman charges trying to take Jacks head off with a clothesline, but Jack ducks, running to the turnbuckle and springing off of it in a flying body press. Everyman catches him in the aid, using the momentum for a swinging side slam. Joe looks proud of himself, and makes the cover. 1...2.. Pinfall broken up by Ricky. Everyman staggers to his feet from the kick to the skull, and Johnson grabs him from behind, locking in the Fade Away Tazzmission!}
Eric Hardy: Ricky has that submission locked in! Joe's fighting it, but it's taking the very breath from his body.
Kelly Knite: Good night, Sweet prince.
Trent Helms: Ok, Seriously.. who are you?
{Manson manages to stagger to his feet as Everymans eyes start to droop and his struggles become muted. Manson sets himself, and plants a stiff knockout kick to the face of Ricky. Ricky releases the hold and only catches a glancing blow, but now Everyman is free. Ricky gets his feet under him, throwing a desperation right hand at Jack. Jack ducks his grabbing the wrists and letting loose with a wrist clutch exploder suplex. Johnson hits the mat hard, by instinct rolling through and staggering to his feet, holding the ropes for support. He comes off the ropes, and Manson nails the kick then sets him up for a Concussion Impaler.}
Eric Hardy: Manson going for the Concussion here, if he hits this, it's lights out for one Ricky Johnson.
Kelly Knite: Move doesn't look too fun neither.
Trent Helms: Well then don't get caught by it, geez.
{But Everyman is up, he dashes at Manson, who releases Ricky and sidesteps. Ricky instinctively back body drops Joe Everyman up and over the top rope, sending him crashing to the arena floor. Ricky turns to look for Everyman, thinking that he had countered Manson, but there is no-one there. He turns back, right into a kick from Manson, and then to be planted in the center of the ring with a Concussion Impaler!}
Eric Hardy: The Concussion! What a ring shaking impact!
Kelly Knite: Sweet dreams, Ricky.
{Manson covers. 1...2... 3!! NO, KICKOUT!}
Eric Hardy: Ricky kicked out! This match continues!
Kelly Knite: I almost don't believe it!
{Neither can Jack Manson. He shakes off the shock, and simply rolls Ricky over, locking in an STF. Ricky fights the move with everything he's got, but there's nowhere for him to go. His hand hovers above the mat, sheer will preventing him from tapping. Everyman is up on the outside, and slowly he climbs up onto the apron, then to the top rope. He leaps off with a Swanton Bomb, landing hard on top of both men. Manson releases the hold, and nobody moves for several heart stopping seconds.}
Eric Hardy: How much more can these guys have left?
Trent Helms: Silly primates, always giving up when times are tough.
{Everyman hauls Manson to his feet, lifting him high into the air for an Everyman's Screwdriver. But suddenly Ricky flares into life, a short dropkick to the knee of Everyman knocked him off balance and both men crashed to the mat. Everyman struggles to one knee, and Ricky plants an enziguri to the side of his face. Then he looks for the corner, and the crowd roars their approval. He climbs the turnbuckle.}
Eric Hardy: Ricky could be looking for that dangerous Phoenix splash again
Trent Helms: I like to call it the not quite as awesome as any of Trent Helm's moves
{Ricky leaps off, nailing a perfect Burn Out Phoenix Splash on the fallen Everyman. He hooks the leg for the cover. 1....2....3!! NO, EVERYMAN KICKED OUT!}
Eric Hardy: Everyman kicked out! Still this match goes on!
Kelly Knite: We're going to be hitting that overrun a little hard tonight!
{Ricky slams his hand on the mat in frustration, then lifts Joe to his feet. Everyman fights out, nailing a stiff forearm to the gut, then slamming Ricky down with an sit out facebuster. Manson is up and he rushes at Everyman. Joe ducks the lariat, and Manson rebounds right into a high lift atomic drop. Manson remains on his feet, doubled over, and Everyman nails a perfect Twist of Fate!}
Eric Hardy: Joe hit the Twist of Fate! How many men have fallen prey to that move?
Kelly Knite: Plenty. We could see one more here..
{Everyman covers Manson, hooking the leg. 1....2...3!! Wait! NO, the ref signals Manson kicked out at 2!}
Eric Hardy: This won't stop until someone is dead I'm afraid! None of these men will give an inch!
Kelly Knite: The pursuit of gold is a dangerous business Hardy, and these guys want it bad.
Trent Helms: I bet there's one man who's delighted to see this. Venom. The more they beat each other tonight, the better for him next week.
{Everyman shakes his head, then reaches for Jacks feet, locking them together to prepare him for the Streets of Gold submission. But halfway he stops, meeting a resurgent Ricky Johnson, stopping his charge by lifting him in the air for a powerful Leviathan Spinebuster. Everyman looks pleased with himself, and turns back to Manson. Only to find Jack on his feet. Jack kicks Joe in the gut, then blasts him face first into the canvas with a Concussion Impaler! Manson with the cover. 1....2....3!!!!}
Eric Hardy: Jack Manson has done it! Secured a one on one match with Venom for next week at Metamorphosis!
Kelly Knite: It took a ton of effort, and guts ten miles long from all three of these guys.. but in the end Jack Manson comes out on top.
Trent Helms: I'll admit that was marginally more impressive than I had originally assumed it would be.
Eric Hardy: Well, that's about the nicest thing we'll say. We'll be right back, folks.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Eric Hardy: Well let’s take you to the next match.
Kelly Knite: It’s going to be a great one.
Trent Helms: Were going to decide a number one contender and-
*All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.
“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”
Awesome slides into the ring, ending the slide in the middle of the ring. He gets up on his knees as a slow motion effect begins and wind begins to blow his hair. He puts his arms out and flexes as blue and green pyro rain down from the ceiling.
Your gonna fall behind me.
Your gonna cry and beg for mercy
Cause your not ready baby
And you got nothing on me!
Trent Helms: Wow….first time I even got interrupted in mid sentence. I feel like a real commentator now!
Kelly Knite: But its Steve Awesome. The guy is a douche.
Trent Helms: Hey…don’t talk about my friend like that.
Eric Hardy: Friend? Really? After what he did to you in the past?
Trent Helms: Water under the bridge Eric. Steve and I are on good terms now. No use dwelling on the past.
Steve Awesome, dressed in street clothes, is pacing around the ring with a microphone in his hand. He begins to raise the microphone to his lips but a huge “Awesome Sucks” chant starts up, interrupting the Face of the Franchise. Steve shakes his head and starts to speak anyway.
Steve Awesome: Oh? I suck? You people seriously think I suck?”
Awesome laughs it off as the sold out crowd responds with a resounding “YES”
Steve Awesome: What do you people know? Huh? I am the best in the triple dubs. I am a hall of famer. I am the Face of the Franchise. I sure as hell do not SUCK!”
Kelly Knite: pfft….unless my dad is in the room.
Trent Helms: KELLY! No oral sex jokes are aloud!
Eric Hardy: he he he oral….
Steve Awesome: And to prove it, I’m going to wrestle right here, right now. Against the man that got the luckiest win of his life last week. I don’t care if I have a six man tag to wrestle in later tonight, bring your little midget ass out here Mexican boy!”
Awesome walks over to the ropes and sits down on the middle one and pushes the top one up. Waiting for Tempestad to come out.
Eric Hardy: Do you think tempest ad will come out?
Trent Helms: Rob Diamond didn’t leave anything left of him.
Kelly Knite: I hope he does. How great would it be if the guy beats Awesome twice in a row?
Steve Awesome: Come on you little piece of garbage. I don’t have all day for your little border crossing ass. Why don’t you just-”
The pulse-pounding opening riff of "Indestructible" by Disturbed plays over the PA as Andrew Jacobsen strides out onto the stage. He looks around at the fans, absorbing the atmosphere. Andrew begins walking down the ramp, acknowledging the fans and slapping some hands as he makes his way to the ring. He slides in, jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd, a broad smile on his face.
Eric Hardy: Oh yeah! Andrew Jacobsen is here guys!
Trent Helms: So?
Kelly Knite: So…maybe Steve will finally shut his mouth.
Andrew walks directly into Steve’s face. The both glare at each other and trading curse words and insults before Steve finally cracks a smile and steps away from Andrew.
Steve Awesome: God….I totally had this feeling that you would come waltzing down to this ring like you actually stand a chance against me. I just knew it.
Andrew produces a microphone from his pocket.
Andrew Jacobsen: I don’t stand a chance? I don’t stand a chance? Well I sure looked good last week when I made you cry like a little BITCH!”
The crowd gives a big unanimous “ooh” as AJ breathes through gritted teeth.
Andrew Jacobsen: What was it you were saying last week Steve? I think it sounded something like….GAH I’LL GIVE YOU A MATCH! LET ME GO! WAH WAH, CRY, CRY, CR-”
Steve Awesome: SHUT UP!
Eric Hardy: Steve must not like Andrew’s impression.
Kelly Knite: Even though it was spot on.
Trent Helms: The dude snuck up from behind and choked him out. What would you do in his situation? Die?
Awesome drags a palm down his face, attempting to stay calm.
Steve Awesome: Listen Andrew, you seriously do not want to have this match against me.
Andrew Jacobsen: Oh…I do. I really, really, REALLY, do. For the past few months you have been picking on me. You have been pushing me. Doing whatever you could to get under my skin. You screwed me out of The Riot, you beat up my dad and put him in the hospital, you had sex with my own mother….made her feel like she was on top of the world and then you kicked her to the curb for some bimbo that nobody has seen since that lousy show of yours went off the air. I want revenge!”
Steve scoffs at the idea.
Steve Awesome: Well it isn’t going to happen. Nobody in this entire building thinks you have what it takes to beat me. Nobody, Andrew.
Andrew Jacobsen: Yeah…well nobody thought Tempestad could beat you either and look how that turned out.
Another big “ooh” from the crowd as Awesome steps away as if he just got slapped. His face contorts into anger and gets right back into AJ’s face.
Steve Awesome: You stupid son of a bitch! Do you know what I do to people AJ? Do you what I’ve DONE to people like you? People who get too big for there britches and need that reality check? Don’t remember? Why don’t you call Xavior Cross up on the phone and ask him how he’s doing on the shelf!? Better yet, why don’t you go to the hospital, and ask your father how he’s been coping with his chest caved in? Better still….why don’t you climb out of the ring and ask Trent Helms what it’s like to go from world champion to commentator with a “snap” of the wrist!?”
Kelly Knite: Some friend he is, right Trent?
Eric Hardy: Trent?
Trent Helms: ……..
Steve Awesome: I HURT people Andrew. And if you go through with this match….I WILL hurt you too.”
Andrew steps forward, his nose touching Steve’s.
Andrew Jacobsen: Bring it.
They were nose to nose, the tension was building.
Trent Helms: You know…I sort of hope Jacobsen smacks the hell out of Steve right now.
Kelly Knite: I knew you’d come around.
Eric hardy: These two might explode right here!
Awesome just flashes his cocky grin and motions for someone to come walking down to the ring. Through the black curtain comes Andrea Jacobsen!
Kelly Knite: What is Andrew’s mother doing here?
Trent Helms: Maybe she has herpes and wants to confront Steve about it live on television.
Eric Hardy: What is this? Jerry Springer?
Steve Awesome: I knew you wouldn’t listen to me AJ, so I asked someone that you would listen to to come here tonight and try to talk you out of this.
Andrea climbs into the ring.
Steve Awesome: Tell your baby boy how even his own mother doesn’t believe in him.
Awesome rubs her back but she pulls away. She turns and faces her son with a look of motherly concern on her face. Andrew, surprised she was even here hands her a microphone.
Andrea Jacobsen: Listen son, you and I both know, that Steve Awesome is a horrible person. He deserves nothing more then to have someone rub his face into the ground. But he’s right. Look what he did to your father. Look at what he did to me. If you go through with a match against him, there’s a pretty damn good chance that you’ll be taken out of there on a stretcher.
Andrew is shocked to here his mom say that, plus the smirk on Steve’s face wasn’t helping the matter.
Andrea Jacobsen: ……but there’s also a chance that you could whip his little scrawny ass all over the arena! This may sound weak because im your mother, but I believe in Andrew Jacobsen! And judging by the crowd sitting here tonight…..I think they believe in Andrew Jacobsen too!
Huge pop that turns into huge North Star chant!
Andrea Jacobsen: Get him son! Make your family proud!
Andrew goes to walk after him but Awesome surprises him with a kick in the balls. Andrew drops to his knees in pain as Awesome hops out of the ring laughing to himself.
Steve Awesome: Fine. You want to do this kid, then were doing this. But like I said…its on my terms. Next Sunday at Meta its going to be Steve Awesome verse Andrew Jacobsen! In a “Whose You’re Daddy?” match!”
Eric Hardy: A whose your daddy match?
Kelly Knite: Same rules as an I quit match, just a different saying.
Trent Helms: Steve is a dead man!
Steve Awesome: I already made your mom call me daddy, next week…it’s your turn!
Awesome’s music plays as he smiles on the stage. Andrew holds his junk but keeps glaring right at Steve!
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Eric Hardy: Alright, I can't take it anymore. Trent, are you are you not Ander's tag team partner?
Trent Helms: *whistles*
Eric Hardy: Dangit.
Kelly Knite: Hardly, leave the man alone. We have a tag team title match to commentate. And speaking of, here comes the lone challenger now.
{ "Ironside" hits over the sound systems over the arena as spotlights go all over the place. At the end of the brief into, "No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast over the sound systems of the arena. The spotlight begins to shine on the center of the stage and out from behind the curtain, a man walks out wearing a hooded, unfastended robe. He pops his neck and begins punching his taped fists together. He pulls the hood down from his head revealing former kickboxing sensation Ander Carvetti and right behind him is none other than ROXXXIE! He has a calm and relaxed expression on his face as the two of them walk toward the ring, ready for war. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and bounces up and down on his feet and Roxxxie rolls in under the bottom rope.. He looks around and surveys the arena and has a calm smile on his face. Walking over to the ring stairs, he pops his knuckles, and then walks up the stairs. He slingshots himself over the top rope and begins bouncing on his feet, throwing a few punches and kicks to warm himself up before the match begins....}
Kelly Knite: Ander chose Roxxxie to be his partner??
Eric Hardy: Can he do that?
Trent Helms: Why not?
Eric Hardy: She's a lady?
Trent Helms: Sexist.
{ The ref is talking to Ander and Roxxxie, he doesn't seem to letting this one fly since there are no other women in the match. }
Eric Hardy: Looks like the ref isn't going to let this happen.
Trent Helms: Why not?
Eric Hardy: Probably because nCw rules state there needs to be a woman on both teams.
Trent Helms: Prove to me that Paul Star has a penis.
{ With a final word the ref asks Roxxxie to leave the ring, she's upset but Ander just shrugs and tells her "I'll be fine."
Kelly Knite: Nice try, but Ander is going it alone tonight.
{ The lights dull down until the arena is nearly black. An outline of a howling wolfs head then appears lit up in red on the ring surface. Warrior by Disturbed starts to blast out through the P.A. system. The camera zooms in on the titantron to view a video of Shane Hunt crippling his opponents with his patented Wolf Bomb finisher, and his newer Victimization finisher. The video then shows a close up of Shane howling at the moon. This is when a big explosion takes place with pyros shooting out from all over the ringside area. The arena lights go back to normal, and as the camera switches back to a view of the ring, Shane Hunt is now standing in the center of the ring surrounded by the still glowing outline of the howling wolf. }
Trent Helms: Look at StarHunter, they just look like losers.
Eric Hardy: Thats not very un biased.
Trent Helms: Yeah? Who ever said I was supposed to be?
Eric Hardy: Your contract?
Trent Helms: Pfft. Look Hardly, we could argue semantics all day, or we could call this sweet match. I'm calling the match.
{ Shane Hunt is in the ring first, the bell sounds and Hunt moves in for Ander. Ander slides under clubbing blow and gets behind Shane with a kick to the back of his head. Shane stumbles a little and turns with a back fist that Ander gets under again and connects with another swift kick to Shane's side. Shane clutches his side and Ander nails another swift kick to the back of his knee and Shane drops down. Ander hits the ropes and connects with a running drop kick! }
Kelly Knite: Carvetti is laying in some swift offense that Shane just cannot keep up with.
Trent Helms: That's why he's going to win Kell, he's awesome.
Eric Hardy: He's doing good so far, but what happens when Shane tags in the fresh man?
Trent Helms: He kicks his ass too?
{ Hunt sits up but Ander already has him round the neck and spins him to his feet where he drives several rapid fire knees into his face. Hunt begins to bleed from the nose as Ander spins him around and sends him into the corner. Ander runs in with a double knee smash in the corner and as he drops down he connects with another sharp knee followed by a round house kick that knocks Shane clean over the top rope and to the arena floor. }
Trent Helms: DAMN!
Kelly Knite: You could say that again.
Eric Hardy: If Ander can keep Shane in the ring and keep the pressure on like that, he may be able to pull this off.
{ Shane pushes himself up off his feet and Ander comes flying across the ring and flies over the top rope with a senton splash right onto Shane Hunt on the outside! }
Trent Helms: DID YOU SEE THAT!
Eric Hardy: Yeah.
Trent Helms: BUT DID YOU SEE IT!
Eric Hardy: Yes.
Trent Helms: LETS SEE IT AGAIN!
{ Rewind. Awesome senton to the outside again. }
Trent Helms: Dude.
Eric Hardy: I saw it.
Trent Helms: But dude.
Eric Hardy: SHUT UP!
Kelly Knite: Relax Hardly, Trent is just excited about that sick senton Ander just nailed. Did you even see it?
Eric Hardy: AHHHHHH!
{ Ander nips up and the fans are roaring for this guy. Paul comes running down the side of the apron and leaps off but Ander connects with a super kick that levels Paul Star. Ander helps Shane up and rolls him into the ring. Ander climbs up to the top and decides to go high risk again. Ander flies off the top with a moonsult but Shane raises up a boot and Ander comes down on it jaw first. He stands upright for a second before falling flat onto his back. Shane is quick to cover. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! }
Kelly Knite: Pretty close call for Ander Carvetti.
Eric Hardy: Looks like he isn't such a lock to win.
Trent Helms: Just you wait.
{ Shane is looking up to his corner for Paul Star, Paul is climbing back up onto the apron as Shane drags his way to his corner. Ander looks to his own corner only to see Roxxxie cheering him on, he sighs and starts to push himself up off the mat. Shane is on his hands and knees and reaches for Paul Star... }
{ Indestructible by Disturbed blares over the pa and the crowd goes nuts as Andrew Jacobsen comes running down to the ring. }
Eric Hardy: IT'S ANDREW JACBOSEN!!!!
{ Andrew flies around the ring and jumps up onto the apron, Shane makes the tag but now so does Ander! }
Kelly Knite: Andrew is here to make the save for Ander Carvetti!
{ Andrew leaps into the ring and blocks Paul's first punch and counters with his own and hits him with a snap suplex. He spins Paul around and suplexs him again. He spins him around once more for a third and final snap suplex. Shane is up and he goes to grab Andrew but Andrew hits an arm bar take down on Shane hunt. He nips up as Paul comes at him again and throws him down with a hip toss. Paul tries to get up but Andrew is right on him with a bull dog. Jacobsen pulls Paul up and sends him into the corner where Ander's boot is wait! Andrew is right behind him and rolls Paul up. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! }
Trent Helms: Damn, Andrew almost scored himself the win and the titles for this newly formed team. Bland and Bold?
{ Andrew is right up and he looks to lock Paul into the Triforce. Just as Andrew turns Paul over, Shane big boots him in the face. Ander leaps into the ring and runs right into a back elbow by Shane and a two handed choke toss! Shane runs into the corner where Ander landed and just slams against him hard. Hunt picks his boot up and presses it into the throat of Ander Carvetti and begins to choke the life out of him with it. Paul Star is back up, Andrew is too and he goes to lock up with Paul but Paul hits the Star Bar and as Andrew tries to get up Paul nails the Music Star! Andrew is down and Paul covers. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! }
Kelly Knite: The champions have been on the defensive all match, Star needs to get this under control now.
{ Star gets up and he heads right to the top rope. Andrew stands up as Paul comes off the top rope with a Frankensteiner! Andrew flies into the ropes and Paul is back up and connects with a baseball slide kick into Andrew that knocks him out of the ring. On the other side of the ring Shane Hunt is still choking Ander Carvetti. Shane pulls his boot down and grabs Ander around the neck for the choke slam! Finally Shane heads back to his corner and yells at Paul to tag him in. }
Eric Hardy: The champions look like they have everything under control.
{ Paul runs over to make the tag, Jacobsen slides back into the ring. Shane is in and Andrew stands up just as Shane boxes his ears. Andrew staggers and Shane nails the Shane Screwdriver! He covers Andrew. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! Shane is a little angry and he rips Andrew off the mat and pulls him up onto his shoulders for the Wolf Bomb! Before Shane hits his big finisher Ander spring boards off the ropes with the Hattori Hanzo which knocks Shane off balance, he drops Andrew and Ander nails the Pele kick! Shane falls back and the ref forces Ander out of the ring. Ander begs Andrew for the tag. Andrew is up, he looks at Ander... }
Trent Helms: This is it, Bland and Bold are going to do it!
{ All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play.
{“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”
{A guitar riff begins to wail over the speakers. The bassline kicks in as the lights in the arena begin to strobe blue and green. As soon as the drums kick in a huge flash of light overtakes the entire arena and once your eyes readjust you find Steve Awesome standing at the top of the stage, his arms outstretched in front of a giant heart logo that reads “Steve Awesome; Face of the Franchise”. He pulls a mic out of his back pocket as Andrew Jacobsen turns around to glare at him. }
Steve Awesome: So is our match now or what?
{ Andrew runs toward that side of the ring in a rage, completely unaware of Shane Hunt who grabs him from behind and pulls him off his feet for the Victimization! Shane covers Andrew as Ander jumps into the ring only to be tackled by Paul Star. ONE! TWO! THREE! }
Amber Ashe: Your winners and still nCw Tag Team Champions of the World... STARHUNTER!!!!!
Kelly Knite: DAMN YOU STEVE AWESOME!
{ Steve looks around all confused. }
Steve Awesome: So it's not now? Ok,
{ And he leaves. }
Trent Helms: Damn, that was cold blooded.
Eric Hardy: Your telling me, he literally cost Ander and Andrew the tag team titles.
Kelly Knite: I *beep*ng hate him.
Trent Helms: You kiss my Adam with that mouth?
{ Starhunter celebrate their first title defense in the ring as Andrew Jacobsen gathers himself off the mat and just curses under his breath. Ander pats him on the back and thanks him for the help, even if it was all for naught. }
Eric Hardy: Well, it was a close call and Ander nearly had this in the bag himself. But once again, outside forces cost Ander the tag team titles.
Trent Helms: Story of his life. Maybe next time he should extend his search for a partner into the outer stratosphere, if you know what I'm saying. *Winks*
{ The champs head up the ramp, Ander heads to the back, but Andrew stays ring side since he's in the next match. }
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Trent Helms: So whats next?
Eric Hardy: Homeless Harold, Maniac and Desiree are taking Steve Awesome, Andrew Jacobsen and Zelda Knite.
Trent Helms: Wait, Jacobsen already had a match.
Eric Hardy: Yeah but he wasn't officially booked for that, he is for this.
Trent Helms: Ohhhhhh.... Now I see Steve's confusion.
{ Andrew is still outside of the ring, still very pissed. The theme from the Omen plays as Maniac, Homeless Harold and Desiree make their way to the ring. }
Kelly Knite: Am I the only one who is a little afraid of this team?
Eric Hardy: No.
Trent Helms: Yes.
{Zelda's theme kicks on as the LoZ remix starts off with smoke filling the entrance ramp. "Call to Action" by Pillar hits now and the strobe lights around the ramp begin flicking on and off as Zelda slowly steps out with her arms stretched out, the music picks up and Zelda sprints to the ring. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and plays to the crowd for a bit. When the music dies down, she jumps down and waits for the match to begin.}
Kelly Knite: Well I know someone who isn't afraid and that's Zelda Knite. She's pumped for this match and looking to kick that fat goth whores ass!
{All the lights in the arena suddenly go dark. The fans work themselves into a frenzy because they know who it is. They know who is coming. They begin to boo like crazy as a recorded voice over begins to play. }
{“AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!”
{ Awesome slides into the ring, ending the slide in the middle of the ring. He gets up on his knees as a slow motion effect begins and wind begins to blow his hair. He puts his arms out and flexes as blue and green pyro rain down from the ceiling. }
Trent Helms: Good thing Andrew doesn't have heat vision, otherwise Steve would be a puddle of goo.
Eric Hardy: For once I agree with you. He is not happy.
{ Steve poses on the apron as Andrew slowly walks around the ring to him. Andrew glares a hole in Steve's head as he turns around to face his partner. For a split second Andrew thinks about decking him but Zelda grabs him by the arm and takes him to their corner. }
Trent Helms: AWWWWW! She's got him "p" whipped. How nice.
{ Maniac steps into the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Steve makes like he's going to attack before he whips around and tags in Zelda. }
Kelly Knite: Ah, what an ass!
{ Steve smiles as he holds the ropes for Zelda. Z steps into the ring as the ref orders Maniac to tag in Desiree. He does so. }
Eric Hardy: Looks like the two newest rivals in the women's division will be starting this match off instead.
{ Zelda moves right in for Desiree and the two women lock up in the center of the ring. Zelda goes for a side head lock but Desiree slips out of it and rips Zelda down by the back of her head. Z slams hard onto the mat and Desiree goes for an elbow drop that Zelda barely escapes. Desiree and Z are both back up and Z tries to lock up with her again but Desiree pushes through and head butts Zelda in the chin, slaps her in the mouth and takes her by both sides of her head and draws Zelda's face into her knee! }
Kelly Knite: Desiree leaves allot to be desired wrestling wise, but she's as brutal as her partner.
{ Desiree peels Z off the mat and throws her hard into the corner of the monsters. Maniac and Harold grab her by both arms and Desiree nails her with a running spear. On the opposite side of the ring Steve is making jokes and laughing it up as Andrew considers shotting him in the skull, if only he had a gun. }
Eric Hardy: I knew we weren't going to see much in the way of team work from one side of the ring but this is absurd.
{ Desiree backs up and comes in with another running spear on Zelda. Z doubles over but before she goes down Desiree grabs her with a jumping ddt! Desiree rolls her over and covers. One.. Two.. KICK OUT! Desiree pulls Z up off the mat and Irish whips her back into the corner where Maniac grabs her by the throat, Jacobsen sees this and does to leap into the ring but Steve grabs his arm and tells him to obey the rules. Jacobsen snaps. He punches Steve in the mouth. }
Trent Helms: And here we go.
{ Steve throws a right hand back and he and Jacobsen go crashing to the arena floor. }
Eric Hardy: Andrew and Steve didn't even make it into the ring before they started fighting each other, this is madness.
{ Zelda is coughing as Maniac squeezes. Desiree is laying in body shots and laughing the whole time. Homeless Harold jumps off the apron and grabs a steel chair. }
Kelly Knite: No, no, no!
{ Steve and Andrew spill over the barrier and continue their brawl into the crowd. Steve hits a right hand, Andrew hits a right hand, the two of them just continue to exchange blows. }
Eric Hardy: Zelda is all alone in the ring with these monsters! What the hell, whose going to protect her now!?
{ Harold gets into the ring when Rob Diamond bursts out from behind the curtain with his own steel chair and flies to the ring! }
Trent Helms: OH SNAP! ITS ROB MOTHER LOVING DIAMOND!
{ Steve and Andrew have disappeared into the crowd as Rob slides into the ring and cracks Harold over the back with his chair and the big man stumbles into the ropes. Desiree turns right into a wild Rob Diamond who is about to lay her out when Maniac pulls her out of the way! }
Eric Hardy: And the brother's Diamond are in the ring together. Only a Zelda between them.
{ Maniac still has Zelda by the throat, Rob screams "LET HER GO!" Maniac laughs, Zelda stomps his foot and Maniac loosens his grip a little and she moves as Rob plats the chair on Maniac's head with every bit of strength he has. Maniac falters and Zelda gets loose. Rob rears back and like Jose Conseco he hits a line drive into the stands with this next swing and lays Maniac out! }
Kelly Knite: YEAH! And that's what you get when you mess with Rob Diamond! Good for him standing up for Zelda!
{ Rob turns to check on Zelda and that's when Homeless Harold drives the steel chair into his face with the WIDOWMAKER! }
Trent Helms: OHHH! That had to friggin hurt like a bitch.
{ Rob stands there for a second, but he doesn't go down, in fact he comes alive and raises the chair up and goes to swing it but Harold throws the Widowmaker a second time! }
Eric Hardy: Two Widowmakers?
{ Rob drops to a knee and loses the chair. Zelda gets to her feet and runs at Harold who face palms her and shoves her with half his strength, which is still enough to send her flying through the ropes to the outside. Rob sees this and pops back up. }
Trent Helms: Rob is up? Are you kidding me?
{ Diamond punches Harold right in the face and doesn't relent as he hits him again and again and again, knocking Harold back. Diamond goes to kick Harold below the belt when Maniac throws a steel chair at him and hits him the side of the head! Desiree slides in behind him and low blows him and finally Harold hoists him up onto his shoulder... }
Kelly Knite: Not good, not good.
Eric Hardy: Rob took two widowmakers, stood up to two monsters and Desiree, he's insane.
Trent Helms: He's giving it to Zelda and obviously cares about he to throw himself in the middle of this craziness.
{ Harold runs across the ring as Zelda gets up in time to see Rob flying off Harold's shoulder and face first into the ring post with the Homeless Harpoon! Rob does down this time. }
Eric Hardy: He fought hard but it just wasn't...
{ Homeless Harold, Maniac and Desiree get out of the ring, Zelda slides in to check on Rob, as she does, Rob sits up, bloody, beat up, but smiling. }
Eric Hardy: No way..
{ Rob groggily points at them, at Harold, then Maniac, then Desiree with his hand made to be like a gun and pulls the trigger as his index finger lines up with each one. }
Kelly Knite: Rob took a beating, but he saved Zelda.
Trent Helms: He better get him some for that. And where the hell are Steve and Andrew?
{ Backstage, Steve and Andrew are both busted open and clawing at each other through a whole armada of security guards. }
Andrew Jacobsen: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Steve Awesome: YEAH! WITH BOREDOM!
{ Andrew leaps over the guards and hits Steve with a few more rights before security pulls him back again. Steve scoffs it off and jumps at Andrew, grabbing him by the hair and ripping some out. }
Eric Hardy: Seems like everything has just gotten out of control tonight.
Trent Helms: Yeah, and we still have this crazy main event pitting Velez and Venom against each other with the # 1 Selena Gomez fan calling the match.
Kelly Knite: Yeah, that'll end well.
-[COMMERCIAL BREAK]-
Underneath the surface, he's bound to be back for more....
{Smoke filters up from the exit to the back. The song begins, blasting right out of the gate. Falcon emerges from the smoke as the dual guitars blast sonic waves into the arena, wearing a referee's uniform.}
Amber Ashe: Introducing the special guest referee for the main event, Falcon!
{Falcon makes his way down to the ring, getting in and looking back up the ramp with a cold gaze.}
Eric Hardy: You have to wonder how Falcon's going to call this match.
Kelly Knite: Falcon doesn't like either of these men by any measure, but I think if he's biased it'll be against Charlie. He's got to be thinking forward to Metamorphosis.
{The lights dim as "Swagger Like Us" begins to play. The NCW Tron lights up with the name 'Venom' and black spiders begin to fill the screen until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen. As the Chorus hits Green laser lights flicker on the stage as the hooded Venom walks out onto the stage.}
Amber Ashe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 219 pounds, he is the nCw National Champion, VENOM!
Eric Hardy: Venom set to defend his National Title in seven days at Metamorphosis, and you know that he has to be feeling the pressure here, especially after his loss last week.
Trent Helms: He's been accused of being the Garfunkel to Charlie Velez's Simon, the Jannetty to his Michaels, and so on. A win over the World Champion could help wash away the Joe Everyman aftertaste.
{He looks from left to right at the screaming fans ready for the next match and then ascends down the ramp. He stops halfway down and drops to one knee and spreads his arms as Pyro's blast up on the stage behind him. As the last pyro blasts he runs and slides into the ring and stands up in the center and rips off the hood and spins around in the center of the ring as the music dies down.}
Kelly Knite: One down, one to go.
{The lights in the arena shut off, leaving the crowd in anticipation for what's coming next. "Power" by Kanye West hits, and a large pyro explodes in front of the entranceway while lights begin to flicker around the arena. A few moments pass until Charlie Velez finally emerges from the back with a spotlight shining on him. Charlie stares around at the arena before walking down the ramp and heading towards the ring. Before he walks in, Charlie stops at the bottom of the ramp and throws his arms up in the air, as more pyros begin to explode in front of the titantron, lighting up the arena.}
Amber Ashe: And introducing his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is the nCw World Champion, Charlie VELEZ!
Eric Hardy: And here he is, Mr. Clutch himself. Velez has to be careful about Falcon. If he gives him the slightest reason, Falcon might cost him the match.
{Charlie slowly lowers his arms, still glaring at the fans before slowly walking up the steps and then heading towards the ring. He walks over to the corner across from him and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, holding his arms up in the air once more. He is unfazed by the boos and the pyros, staring straight into the camera trying to send a message towards his opponent. Charlie finally walks down the second turnbuckle and turns towards the entranceway, waiting for the bell.}
Eric Hardy: And here we go with this exciting main event here on Collision!
Trent Helms: Where?
{The bell rings and both men look at Falcon. He just signals for them to get it moving, clapping his hands. Velez and Venom begin to cautiously circle each other before shooting in for a lockup. Velez wins out and transitions into a standing armbar, only for Venom to reverse that into a hammerlock. Charlie spins out of that and applies a hammerlock of his own, and Venom struggles against the hold. He elbows Velez in the gut a few times before untwisting his arm and getting Velez in a side headlock. Falcon asks Velez if he wants to submit, which earns him an incredulous look from the World Champion.}
Kelly Knite: Bird-boy might be playing some mind games with his future opponent, asking him if he wants to tap out to a side headlock of all things.
Trent Helms: Hey, some people can make that feel like the most deadly submission hold in the world.
{Velez goes to the ropes, bouncing off and using the momentum to push Venom off. He catches Venom on the rebound with a back elbow, staggering him enough to allow Velez to catch him with a side headlock takeover. As Venom hits, Charlie applies a modified chinlock, wrenching on Venom. Falcon kneels down and asks Venom if he wants to submit, which gets another look from both men. The referee shrugs, turning to the timekeeper and shaking his head. Venom struggles against the chinlock, trying to get to his feet. He succeeds, and begins firing elbow shots into the gut of the World Champion. This staggers him, and it's enough room for Venom to break the hold, both men returning to a wary stance.}
Eric Hardy: A good display of technical wrestling from the National and World Champions here in the Collision main event. If Falcon expected these two friends to be pummeling each other senseless, he was wrong.
Kelly Knite: That's because it's the early going. Velez and Venom are smart enough to not try and go all out in the opening stages of a match. That's an easy way to lose.
{Venom moves in for another lockup, but spins out and gets behind Charlie, going for a school boy pin! Falcon drops down and delivers a blindingly fast count! 1-2-NO! Velez kicks out in time, and he's immediately barking at Falcon to call the match right. Falcon just nods. The two men resume their circling, and Venom kicks Velez in the gut as he moves in for another lockup attempt. Venom wraps him up in a front facelock and goes for a DDT, but Velez reverses it into a small package! 1-2-NO! Another fast count from Falcon and another kickout!}
Trent Helms: Falcon's counting faster than Rain Man on meth right now, with two near-falls in just seconds of each other.
Eric Hardy: Well, I can understand if he's angry, but I think he should at least have the decency to call the match fairly.
{Velez gets up, shouting at Falcon. The former World Champion just nods, tapping his shirt and mouthing “I'm the ref” to him. Charlie shakes his head, but Venom uses the opening to sneak up on Velez and nail a hangman's neckbreaker! Charlie rebounds to his feet, and immediately is met with stiff chops from Venom. Velez fires back with chops of his own, and soon both men's chests are turning red from the repeated impacts. Velez switches things up, firing off a European uppercut that gets him some breathing room. When Venom comes in with a right hand, he grabs it and pulls him around for an armbreaker! Velez pulls Venom around, still holding the arm, and delivers a brutal short-arm clothesline! Still holding on, he then slings Venom up in a fireman's carry and brings him down for a double knee gutbuster! Velez covers! Falcon drops down and counts. 1! Falcon exaggerates drawing his arm back for the two, and Venom kicks out before anything else happens.}
Kelly Knite: Falcon's moving in slow motion now with that count, again trying to get in the head of the World Champion.
Eric Hardy: He's playing mind games, no doubt about it.
Trent Helms: Didn't we rename that pay-per-view?
{Velez roars at Falcon, a maddened look in his eyes. He vents on Venom, pummeling him with elbow shots and chops. Velez nails another European uppercut, scooping up Venom in another fireman's carry and nailing a rolling slam. He taunts again as he gets to his feet, slipping out to the apron and climbing the turnbuckle. Velez points at Venom, making a cutthroat gesture before he comes off the top and clocks Venom with a huge diving headbutt! Velez spasms, but he crawls over and covers, shouting “COUNT IT RIGHT!” Falcon counts normally. 1! 2! 3! NO! Venom got his foot under the bottom rope!}
Eric Hardy: Charlie Velez almost picked up the win, but Venom had enough wherewithal to find the bottom rope. Good ring awareness from the National Champion.
{Velez goes to pull Venom up, but Venom fires off an uppercut that staggers Charlie. He dropkicks him into the ropes, then catches him as he comes off with a modified hurricanrana! Venom, feeling a second wind, points at Velez and taunts, the crowd booing both men. Venom goes to the apron, slingshotting in with a leg drop! He covers! 1! 2! Velez kicks out! Venom kicks Charlie in the ribs a few times before hitting a knee drop. He goes outside again, hitting the V-Nom Press on a prone Velez! Venom hooks the leg again! 1! 2! NO! A near fall again for the National Champion!}
Kelly Knite: Jesus, how much more can they take?!
{Venom slugs Velez in the face as Charlie stands, then goes behind and locks up Charlie's arms, hitting him with a devastating Crossed Out X-Plex! Velez's foot hits the rope as he gets slammed into the mat, and he hooks the rope with it. Falcon refuses to count, which provokes an irate reaction from Venom. He releases the hold, protesting to Falcon. Bird-man just grins, pointing behind him. Venom turns around, and Charlie Velez springs up, hitting his partner with CLOSURE!}
Eric Hardy: Velez with Closure out of nowhere! That's got to be it!
{An exhausted Velez covers! Falcon counts! 1! 2! 3! The bell rings as “Power” plays over the speakers.}
Amber Ashe: Here is your winner, Charlie Velez!
Kelly Knite: The World Champion comes out on top against one of the toughest opponents he could have had!
Trent Helms: You have to think that this sort of slugfest could affect his chances next week, though.
{Velez rolls out of the ring, grabbing his World Title. Falcon points at him before making a belt motion around his waist, grinning all the time. Charlie glares at him as he backs up the ramp with his title. Venom groans, trying to get up.}
Kelly Knite: What an amazing main event here on Collision. We'll join you next week at nCw's Metamorphosis pay-per-view on February 6th. For Eric Hardy and Trent Helms, I'm Kelly Knite. Good night, everyone!